Dennis Leary Quotes

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"-Dennis Leary

Blood+ Quotes

"A man who can hear a slug take a crap under a leaf has excellent hearing."-Endangered Bug Poacher

"If I had to rely on miracles, I would have gone to meet my maker long ago. But, this time, believing in a miracle is about all we can do."-Carl

Milton Berle Quotes

"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."- Milton Berle

Robert Browning Quotes

"Heap logs, and let the blaze laugh out!"- Robert Browning

Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes

"To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intellingent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded."- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well."- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Benjamin Franklin Quotes

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."- Benjamin Franklin

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards."- Benjamin Franklin

Winston Churchill Quotes

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."- Winston Churchill

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."-Winston Churchill

"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."- Winston Churchill

Woody Allen Quotes

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."- Woody Allen

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."-Woody Allen

Elbert Hubbard Quotes

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."- Elbert Hubbard