Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Supernatural Quotes
"Mary had two little lambs whose souls were damned to Hell. They rose and fought and saved the world until the angels fell."-Supernatural fandom parody quote
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Star Trek Deep Space 9 Quotes
"Truth, Doctor, is in the eye of the beholder. I never tell the truth because I don't believe there is such a thing. That's why I prefer the straight-line simplicity of cutting cloth."- Garak, Season 2 Episode 5: Cardassians
"I never tell the truth because I don't believe there is such a thing."- Garak, Season 2 Episode 5: Cardassians
"I never tell the truth because I don't believe there is such a thing."- Garak, Season 2 Episode 5: Cardassians
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Quotes
"You are dirt, you are filth, you're pocket lint- you are pocket lint in the pockets of lawyers."-Lois Lane
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"If I wanted to kill her, I'd beat her to death with a frozen lamb chop and then eat with a nice Merlot."-Tempus
"What do you think this is, a family television show?"-Tempus
"Let's see, I could shot you, or hang you on the spot... but, what's the fun in that? Now you're the only sane one in the asylum, darlin'. Between that and losing your husband, you should be clawing the walls in no time."-Tempus
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H.G. Wells: "Tempus, I cry out to whatever humanity is in you, stop this!"
Tempus: "Why?"
H.G. Wells: "Because it is barbaric and cruel!"
Tempus: "Well, sure, but it's fun."
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"If I wanted to kill her, I'd beat her to death with a frozen lamb chop and then eat with a nice Merlot."-Tempus
"What do you think this is, a family television show?"-Tempus
"Let's see, I could shot you, or hang you on the spot... but, what's the fun in that? Now you're the only sane one in the asylum, darlin'. Between that and losing your husband, you should be clawing the walls in no time."-Tempus
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H.G. Wells: "Tempus, I cry out to whatever humanity is in you, stop this!"
Tempus: "Why?"
H.G. Wells: "Because it is barbaric and cruel!"
Tempus: "Well, sure, but it's fun."
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Monday, February 4, 2013
Star Trek Voyager Quotes
"What we don't know about death is far, far greater than what we do know."-Janeway, S1E8: Emanations
Friday, December 14, 2012
Haikus
A single pebble
fall on snow, bounce once, twice
let fall avalanche.
(That same pebble falls once more
let stop avalanche.)
fall on snow, bounce once, twice
let fall avalanche.
(That same pebble falls once more
let stop avalanche.)
Monday, September 10, 2012
The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes Quotes
"Stupid commercials."-Hulk (ep14)
"Please, I'm begging you, brush your teeth!"-Hawkeye (ep14)
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ep14
Black Panther: "I am an Avenger, and I will meet my end with pride."
Hawkeye: "I'm gonna meet mine with kicking and screaming."
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ep24
Chemistro: "How can you not remember who I am? You punched me in the face!"
Hawkeye: "That doesn't really narrow it down, pal."
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"Please, I'm begging you, brush your teeth!"-Hawkeye (ep14)
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ep14
Black Panther: "I am an Avenger, and I will meet my end with pride."
Hawkeye: "I'm gonna meet mine with kicking and screaming."
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ep24
Chemistro: "How can you not remember who I am? You punched me in the face!"
Hawkeye: "That doesn't really narrow it down, pal."
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Aristotle Quotes
"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self."- Aristotle
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Part XII
"That was how Orochimaru died. Too slow. Too surprised. Unable to defend himself. He died with Kakashi's hand shoved through his chest and with his eyes on Kabuto, his minion, who did nothing to help him."- from Its the shinobi life for us by Davros on FanFiction.Net Seriously? That HAD to be a clone - the Chidori can be heard a mile away and only works at point-blank range.
"Why did people find it so appealing to stick their favorite characters in a high school setting? Why would you even wish that upon someone?" The answer's obvious; most of the writers are IN high school and feel the need to share the misery.
"Kiba try and remember we're here on a job. Also you're only twelve."
"That's like 84 in dog years though!" Kiba argued.
Would that make Kiba a dirty old man?
"Why did people find it so appealing to stick their favorite characters in a high school setting? Why would you even wish that upon someone?" The answer's obvious; most of the writers are IN high school and feel the need to share the misery.
"Kiba try and remember we're here on a job. Also you're only twelve."
"That's like 84 in dog years though!" Kiba argued.
Would that make Kiba a dirty old man?
Naruto and Ranma 1/2 Crossovers Quotes (by Davros)
"Ranma would have said something but he really didn't feel the urge. He was
rather too busy dealing with the fact that it felt like someone had tried to
suck his eyeballs out with a straw and then moved on to tap-dancing on his brain
when that didn't work."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Ranma's narrative view)
"Since when do you not jump at the chance to chuck pointy, metal things at me? I remember you beating up a little kid because he looked like me."-Ranma
"I don't need anymore crazy wives or fiancees or fangirls or stalkers."-Ranma
"Torture? Oh hell no. First sign of hot pokers and he was breaking loose. Diplomacy be damned. No one was inserting anything into any of his orifices."-Ranma
"The only ninja I know is a crazy transvestite. It's not something I try to emulate."-Ranma
"I'm old, but I think a wise man would have found another successor by now."-Third Hokage (H. Sarutobi)
"Wise, old martial arts masters are always – always – nuts. Either that or perverted."-Ranma
"Cologne teaches random strangers the secret techniques of her tribe for personal amusement. How normal is that?"-Ranma
"Who thinks it's a great idea to prank ANBU while wearing bright orange clothes and cackling like a lunatic?"-Anko
"And yet you still suck like a vacuum cleaner."-Anko
"You know, this really isn't what I had in mind when I signed up to be a ninja. I expected more blood and guts and less hammers and nails... unless said hammer was being used to apply said nails to enemies."-Mousse (Mu Sue)
"What use is a diversion if it's so obviously fake?"-Anko
"There was nothing quite like beating the tar out of one of the idiot brigade to work off some steam, really. It was soothing. Some people drank sake to relax, some meditated, some perved on pretty girls, he beat up his rivals. It relaxed him and it was practice. Ideal."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Ranma's narrative view)
"People aren't born evil, Anko. Even Orochimaru was a simple child with the world at his fingertips once upon a time. You'd do well to remember that."-Third Hokage (H. Sarutobi)
"Ranma couldn't brood if his life depended on it. Five minutes tops before some shiny thing distracts him."-Anko
"Sarutobi just couldn't make sense of that. He understood the words and the sentence structure made sense but the facts just didn't compute. Stupidity on that level... how did such a person last into adulthood?"- Davros from FanFiction.Net (as Sarutobi, the Third Hokage's narrative view)
"Yes, it was most satisfying to watch Saotome shove his foot in his mouth and then get his leg forced down after it by an irritated female. It was one of his more endearing habits, as far as Mousse was concerned."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Mousse's narrative view)
"It was amazing how the tension would just flow out of a room as everyone joined in the age-old tradition of laughing at the guy who just got humiliated. Heart-warming, really."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Ranma's narrative view)
"That was how Orochimaru died. Too slow. Too surprised. Unable to defend himself. He died with Kakashi's hand shoved through his chest and with his eyes on Kabuto, his minion, who did nothing to help him."- from Its the shinobi life for us by Davros on FanFiction.Net
"Since when do you not jump at the chance to chuck pointy, metal things at me? I remember you beating up a little kid because he looked like me."-Ranma
"I don't need anymore crazy wives or fiancees or fangirls or stalkers."-Ranma
"Torture? Oh hell no. First sign of hot pokers and he was breaking loose. Diplomacy be damned. No one was inserting anything into any of his orifices."-Ranma
"The only ninja I know is a crazy transvestite. It's not something I try to emulate."-Ranma
"I'm old, but I think a wise man would have found another successor by now."-Third Hokage (H. Sarutobi)
"Wise, old martial arts masters are always – always – nuts. Either that or perverted."-Ranma
"Cologne teaches random strangers the secret techniques of her tribe for personal amusement. How normal is that?"-Ranma
"Who thinks it's a great idea to prank ANBU while wearing bright orange clothes and cackling like a lunatic?"-Anko
"And yet you still suck like a vacuum cleaner."-Anko
"You know, this really isn't what I had in mind when I signed up to be a ninja. I expected more blood and guts and less hammers and nails... unless said hammer was being used to apply said nails to enemies."-Mousse (Mu Sue)
"What use is a diversion if it's so obviously fake?"-Anko
"There was nothing quite like beating the tar out of one of the idiot brigade to work off some steam, really. It was soothing. Some people drank sake to relax, some meditated, some perved on pretty girls, he beat up his rivals. It relaxed him and it was practice. Ideal."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Ranma's narrative view)
"People aren't born evil, Anko. Even Orochimaru was a simple child with the world at his fingertips once upon a time. You'd do well to remember that."-Third Hokage (H. Sarutobi)
"Ranma couldn't brood if his life depended on it. Five minutes tops before some shiny thing distracts him."-Anko
"Sarutobi just couldn't make sense of that. He understood the words and the sentence structure made sense but the facts just didn't compute. Stupidity on that level... how did such a person last into adulthood?"- Davros from FanFiction.Net (as Sarutobi, the Third Hokage's narrative view)
"Yes, it was most satisfying to watch Saotome shove his foot in his mouth and then get his leg forced down after it by an irritated female. It was one of his more endearing habits, as far as Mousse was concerned."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Mousse's narrative view)
"It was amazing how the tension would just flow out of a room as everyone joined in the age-old tradition of laughing at the guy who just got humiliated. Heart-warming, really."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Ranma's narrative view)
"That was how Orochimaru died. Too slow. Too surprised. Unable to defend himself. He died with Kakashi's hand shoved through his chest and with his eyes on Kabuto, his minion, who did nothing to help him."- from Its the shinobi life for us by Davros on FanFiction.Net
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Watchmen Quotes
"Wrong. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me." – A line spoken by Rorschach in Alan Moore's Watchmen
Demetri Martin Quotes
"Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies."-Demetri Martin
"If someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter if you say yes or no. They want to touch you. If someone asks you if you're ticklish and you do not want to be touched, say something like 'I have diarrhea. ...And yes, I am very ticklish."-Demetri Martin
"If someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter if you say yes or no. They want to touch you. If someone asks you if you're ticklish and you do not want to be touched, say something like 'I have diarrhea. ...And yes, I am very ticklish."-Demetri Martin
Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes
"Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man."-Friedrich Nietzsche
Blaise Pascal Quotes
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."-Blaise Pascal
George Eliot Quotes
"What greater thing is there for human souls than to feel that they are joined for life - to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories."- George Eliot
T.S. Eliot Quotes
"So far as we are human, what we do must be either evil or good: so far as we do evil or good, we are human: and it is better, in a paradoxical way, to do evil than to do nothing: at least we exist."- T.S. Eliot
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
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