Showing posts with label TV Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TV Quotes. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Supernatural Quotes
"Mary had two little lambs whose souls were damned to Hell. They rose and fought and saved the world until the angels fell."-Supernatural fandom parody quote
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Star Trek Deep Space 9 Quotes
"Truth, Doctor, is in the eye of the beholder. I never tell the truth because I don't believe there is such a thing. That's why I prefer the straight-line simplicity of cutting cloth."- Garak, Season 2 Episode 5: Cardassians
"I never tell the truth because I don't believe there is such a thing."- Garak, Season 2 Episode 5: Cardassians
"I never tell the truth because I don't believe there is such a thing."- Garak, Season 2 Episode 5: Cardassians
Monday, February 4, 2013
Star Trek Voyager Quotes
"What we don't know about death is far, far greater than what we do know."-Janeway, S1E8: Emanations
Friday, December 17, 2010
Naruto Shippuden Quotes
"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion."-Deidara
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Daria Quotes
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Jane: "Thanks for the ride, Trent."
Trent: "No problem. I needed a break anyway, I've been practicing for 10 hours straight."
Jane: "Daria, would you say sleeping with a guitar in your hands as practicing?"
Trent: "As long as you don't drop it."
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Jane: "Thanks for the ride, Trent."
Trent: "No problem. I needed a break anyway, I've been practicing for 10 hours straight."
Jane: "Daria, would you say sleeping with a guitar in your hands as practicing?"
Trent: "As long as you don't drop it."
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Legend of the Seeker Quotes
"Never expect sense from a wizard."-Katelyn
"A man who trusts in luck better have plenty of it."-Zedd
"Sometimes I think there is entirely too much magic in the world."-Zedd
"I didn't tell you not because I had doubts about you're ability to succeed, but because I didn't want you to start having doubts of your own."-Zedd
"One agonizing journey down the gauntlet of youth is enough for any man."-Zedd
"A man who trusts in luck better have plenty of it."-Zedd
"Sometimes I think there is entirely too much magic in the world."-Zedd
"I didn't tell you not because I had doubts about you're ability to succeed, but because I didn't want you to start having doubts of your own."-Zedd
"One agonizing journey down the gauntlet of youth is enough for any man."-Zedd
Monday, August 3, 2009
Teen Titans Quotes
"Uh, how did I get here and why am I covered in drool?"-Beast Boy
"Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!"-Beast Boy
"Raven? How did...Where...What just... Why are you wearing PINK?!"-Beast Boy
"My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do!"-Cyborg
"Ow! Ow! Bad candy, bad candy! Hey! Stop that! That's not yours!"-Cyborg
"ALL RIGHT!! If y'all are bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg's bitin' back!" (Starts eating the evil candy)
"Mmm... Never knew evil tasted so good..."-Cyborg
"Many of your Earthly ways are still strange to me, but that was... "just plain freaky", correct?"-Starfire
(inside a Beast Boy whale belly) "Although Beast Boy's quick thinking has saved our lives, I believe I am... grossed out?"-Starfire
"Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"-Starfire
"Wonderful! I shall go cultivate the fungus!"-Starfire
"I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."-Starfire
"The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."-Starfire
"I wish to initiate a group hug!"-Starfire
"Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favourite depressing cafe."-Starfire
"What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!"-Starfire
"We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it."-Raven
"I'm not creepy, I'm just different. And I wish there was someone around here who understood that. Someone I could talk to. Someone more like me."-Raven
"Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say."-Raven
"My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset."-Raven
"They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room."-Raven
"Scared isn't same as sorry."-Raven
"I am afraid. I'm afraid... but that doesn't mean I can't fight back!"-Raven
"Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."-Raven
"I have to admit, the mask makes me feel cool."-Raven
"Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."-Raven
"We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."-Raven
"I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."-Raven
"I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain."-Raven
"And now I smell like rhino-butt."-Raven
"So... do we get bathroom breaks?"-Raven
"You're hugging me..."-Raven
"Cool... uh, I mean, oops."-Raven
"Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."-Raven
"Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."-Raven
"Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."-Raven
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Beast Boy is right."-Raven
"Evil beware. We have waffles."-Raven
"Raven, you okay? We stopped by your room and the door's been knocked down."-Robin
"Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build."-Slade
"That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."-Starfire
"I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"-Starfire
"If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin- and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?"-Slade
"You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."-Slade
"Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second."-Slade
"Robin... you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead- do what you must."-Starfire
"If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"-Starfire
"One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed."-Warp
(holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."-Warp
"You mean I'm going to be bald?!"-Beast Boy (rips his hair out in panic)
"Tastes like sushi mixed with ice cream... got any more?"-Terra
"Impressive- unless you were aiming for me."-Slade
"I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."-Atlas
"And half of nothing is still nothing."-Atlas
"HELLO? Isn't it obvious? The movie's cursed! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious!"-Beast Boy
"Split up? SPLIT UP?! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy- ME!"-Beast Boy
"Sunrise. Time for bed."-Cyborg
"He's got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find."-Beast Boy
"Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."-Robin
"My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."-Killer Moth
"Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"-Starfire
"I believe, on such occasions, it is the custom to wear a dead plant?"-Starfire
"You know, for a weirdo who lives in his basement, this guy is pretty tough."-Beast Boy
"Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing."-Beast Boy
"Okay, maybe smashing the computer was a bad idea..."-Terra
"Alright, there's only one way that can memorate such a momentous occasion: Waffles!"-Cyborg
"I don't believe it... they actually trust me."-Terra
"The game is never over."-Master of Games
"Someone wanna explain how two hundred armed robots got past my security?"-Cyborg
"Why does the entire world look like it belongs on my grandma's fridge?"-Cyborg
"Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?"-Starfire
"My name is Terra. And I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans, and with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets."-Terra
"You promised to fight by my side forever. And that's a promise I intend to make you keep."-Slade
"That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "-Beast Boy
"It's your life, Terra. Your choice. It's never too late to change."-Beast Boy
"Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known."-Beast Boy
"Mmm-mmm! Sloppy joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!"-Stone (undercover Cyborg)
"It is simple; there is good and there is evil. There are those who commit crimes and those who try and stop them. Both sides are opposites; as different as day and night, and the line between them is clear. Or at least, it's supposed to be..."-Robin
"Not everybody likes to play the big villain, kid. I'm a thief. I'm not threatening your precious city. Just looking out for number one."-Red X
"There is good and there is evil, but the line between them can be almost impossible to find. Does one good deed make him am hero? Am I to blame for all of it because of a single mistake? In the end, all I really know is that the answers don't come easy. It's supposed to be simple. But it's not."-Robin
"I can't tell what's a bed, what's a chair, and what's alive! How am I supposed to take my beauty nap?"-Beast Boy
"I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zambia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!"-Beast Boy
"Hey! Did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I LIKE YAMS!"-Cyborg
"I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything."-Beast Boy
"Oh, Raven, come on! Why can't you just have fun like normal people? Why are you always locked in your dark room reading your nasty old books? Why do you have to be so creepy?"-Beast Boy
"The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the Fourth of July!"-Cyborg
"What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!"-Beast Boy
"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor."-Beast Boy
"There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."-Bumblebee
"Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?!"-Brother Blood
"Gimme my foot so I can kick your butt!"-Cyborg
"DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"-Beast Boy
"I do not like being a cat in this hat!"-Starfire
"Must you overanalyze everything? Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show?"-Mumbo
"Fish tacos?! What were you thinking?! I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!"-Aqualad
"If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence!"-Aqualad
"Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"-Starfire
"You call that the sound of chaos? More like elevator music!"-Beast Boy
"Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."-Pelican
"The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, Blue, Zinthos."-Commercial Voice
(wearing Raven's robe) "You don't need to see our identification."-Beast Boy
"You couldn’t just take a class. You had to travel around the world."-Robin
"The next time an old woman tells you to leave your shoes behind, take them anyway."-Robin
"Monkey see, monkey do- monkey just made a fool of you!"-Monkey
"There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way."-True Master
"There's an easy way and a hard way down this mountain. Looks like you picked the hard way."-Robin
"Ah, young warrior, you take things much too seriously."-True Master
"You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."-Robin
"We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it."-Cyborg
""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."-Slade
"I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea - the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? But honestly - did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it."-Slade
"Skies will burn. Flesh will become to stone. The sun will set on your world, never to rise again."-Slade
"Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"-Slade
(to Raven) "We'll be in touch." (throws Raven off a building) "Oh, and happy birthday."-Slade
"Ok, before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault."-Beast Boy
"Don't do anything. Don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: You start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future."-Cyborg
"I discovered electricity!" (charger blows up) "...or not."-Cyborg
"Man, you may be from the future, but you don't know a thing."-Cyborg
"A true warrior does not need armor."-Sarasim
"Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?"-Bob
"You will suffer for your impudence, green human!"-The Source
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Robin: "You got a problem, tin man?!"
Cyborg: "Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!"
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Starfire: (About the Pudding of Sadness) "Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."
Raven: "My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg."
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Starfire: "I feel like the underside of a Zornian muck-beetle."
Raven: "Tell me about it."
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Starfire: "I wish to initiate a group hug!"
Raven: "Pass."
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Beast Boy: "See? She thinks I'm funny."
Raven: "Statistically, I suppose someone has to."
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Raven: "This party is pointless."
Goth Boy: "Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?"
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Cyborg: "How could you lose the remote?!"
Beast Boy: "What makes you so sure I lost it?"
Cyborg: "Uh, 'cause you're you."
Beast Boy: "Look, just because I lost that video game-"
Cyborg: "And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!"
Beast Boy: "Well, it just disappeared! How am I supposed to know where it went?"
Cyborg: "Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!"
Raven: "Simple. You just get up and change the channel."
Cyborg: "Don't even joke like that."
Raven: "I wasn't joking."
Cyborg: "Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!"
Raven: "This is a pointless argument over a useless device."
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Cyborg: "Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I've been most of those animals!"
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Beast Boy: "I'm not eating meat!"
Cyborg: "There's no meat in pepperoni!"
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Raven: "Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank."
Beast Boy: "Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank...it's a BRILLIANT one!"
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Beast Boy: "Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!"
Raven: "I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."
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Beast Boy: (about Raven) "You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes!"
Cyborg: "At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out."
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Cyborg: (after meeting Pink "Happy" Raven) "Have you ever seen her this happy?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I didn't think Raven could do happy."
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Cyborg: (to Pink "Happy" Raven) "You're laughing?"
Beast Boy: "At one of my jokes?"
Pink "Happy" Raven: "Sure. I always thought you were funny BB, but hey, looks aren't everything!"
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Beast Boy: (To the green Raven) What is your deal?! First you nuke breakfast, then finally laughed at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?!
Happy, Timid and Brave Ravens: I'm Raven.
[Beast Boy faints at the scene of all three together.]
Cyborg: (pointing them each out) Happy, timid, brave.
Happy Raven: You forgot Dopey! (points to Beast Boy and laughs)
Cyborg: Different sides of Raven's personality; we're not in Ravens home...
Beast Boy: We're in her head.
Raven: And I want you out. [The incarnations of Raven's personality disappear as the actual one appears.] The mirror you found is for meditation. (to Beast Boy, getting angry) It's a portal into my (through gritted teeth) MIND, NOT A TOY!
Beast Boy: (nervously) Hehe... my bad.
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Raven: "You... stayed? I thought you didn't like me."
Beast Boy: "Thought you didn't like me."
Cyborg: "Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!"
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Raven: "Thank you... friends."
Beast Boy: "So we really are friends?"
Raven: "Hmmm..." (nods)
Beast Boy: "And you really think I'm funny?"
Raven: "Don't push it."
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Starfire: "Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"
Raven: (tosses her puppet to Starfire) "Knock yourself out."
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Starfire: (as Raven) Oh Raven! This is awful, terribly, horribly awful!
Raven: (as Starfire, dryly) Tell me about it.
Starfire: Very well. Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies which he is using to hunt us down and you and I are in the wrong bodies and-! (she destroys everything she walks past as she gets more worked up)
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Starfire: (as Raven) What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!
Raven: (as Starfire) We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys, and we will get our bodies back. *pause* What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: (as Raven) Nothing!
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Starfire: (as Raven) What was your joyful thought?
Raven: (as Starfire) You don't want to know.
Starfire: (as Raven) Oh, but I do! Please tell me: What did you imagine?
Raven: (as Starfire, sighs) You not talking.
Starfire: (as Raven, crestfallen) Oh...well...I am...glad I was able to help.
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Puppet Beast Boy: "Dude. Get your butt outta my face!"
Puppet Robin: "Can't move. Deal with it."
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Starfire: "We have done it!" (hugs Raven)
Raven: "You're hugging me..."
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Beast Boy: "If you think that's cool, wait'll you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark-"
*Cyborg presses the off switch on Beast Boy's microphone*
Beast Boy: (muffled) "Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!"
Cyborg: "Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone."
Raven: "Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?"
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Beast Boy: "Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous."
*Beast Boy transforms into a whale*
Raven: "He just put on 300,000 pounds. I am so jealous."
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Cyborg: "Main power's down, hydrojets are toast and we're leaking air!"
Robin: "Tell me something I don't know!"
Raven: "Ok. We're all going to drown."
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Beast Boy: (as a squid, chasing the Titan Ship as they sink) "I got it, I got it!" (two whales pass him) "Huh?" (the two whales save the Teen Titans) "They got it? How come they got it?"
Aqualad: (pops up next to him) "Because I asked for their help."
Beast Boy: "You talk to fish? Yeah, right!"
Aqualad: "I'm talking to you, aren't I?"
Beast Boy: "Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid."
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Beast Boy: "You're the best!"
Aqualad: "No, you're the best!"
Beast Boy: "Yeah, you're right."
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Raven: (has a stick red X over her mouth) "Mmmph, mmph!"
Beast Boy: "I dunno, Raven. That's kind of a good look for you."
Cyborg: "Hold still." (he rips the X off with a nasty tearing noise. Beast Boy and Starfire scream)
Raven: (pained faces appear behind her and vanish) "...ow."
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Cyborg: "I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum."
Beast Boy: "Kay... do you come with subtitles?"
Cyborg: "My eye should spot him even if he's invisible."
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Robin: "Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!"
Slade: "On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun."
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Robin: "You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them."
Starfire: "I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?"
Robin: "I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him."
Starfire: "That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."
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Starfire: "Now we need only to locate an exit."
Cyborg: "Or just keep blastin' 'til we make one."
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Cyborg: "Make him laugh!"
Starfire: "How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark?...Fimbar!"
(Beast Boy continues drooling obliviously into space)
Starfire: "Um... "boogers"?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... "boogers."" (realizes he was hypnotized again) "...OH MAN!"
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Starfire: "I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"
Raven: "Beast Boy had a brain?"
Beast Boy: (Wakes up laughing) "Ha ha! Good one!" (realizes he was just insulted, stops laughing, and glares) "Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain...I just don't use it much..."
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Raven: (Looks at Cyborg, milkshakes on the ground around him) Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
Cyborg: What are you doing here?
Raven: Looking for your car. Soon as we turned in Overload to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Cyborg: Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Raven: Maybe, maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little soul of me whenever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda like what happened here. It wasn't just a car, it was... your "baby".
Cyborg: Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
Raven: And someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
Cyborg: (Sees Gizmo drive off in his car) (To Gizmo) Don't get ketchup on the seats!
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Gizmo: "Hey! Let me go, ya barf-smelling hairball!"
*Gizmo farts in Cyborg's face*
Raven: "Okay, making it REALLY hard to concentrate..."
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Robin: "All you care about is destruction."
Slade: "And all you care about, you destroy."
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Slade: "You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."
Robin: "I already have a father."
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Robin: "KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!"
Raven: "Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."
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Starfire: "If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"
Warp: ""Damage"? Silly girl, there's nothing wrong with your past. One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed." (holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."
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Starfire: "Where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, do you wish to be my friend?"
Terra: "Um, Earth, walked, red, and, sure?"
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Atlas: "I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."
Cyborg: "I'm only half human!"
Atlas: "And half of nothing is still nothing."
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Control Freak: Well, well, well! If it isn't my old arch nemesis-ses (Somewhat unsure of the plural of nemesis), the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: Um...Yeah! (Aside to Cyborg) Who is this guy? (Cyborg shrugs in answer.)
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Control Freaks displayed on the televisions: I am the master of monsters! I am your darkest nightmares come to life! I am...Control Freak!
Control Freak: (Aiming his remote at the same wall, causing his doppelgängers to applaud his introduction.)
Raven: (Sarcastically) A couch potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
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Robin: "Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."
Starfire: "It was facinating! I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."
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Killer Moth: "My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."
Kitten: "Hi, Robbie-poo!"
(record scratch sound)Robin: (pause) "Um... what was that last one again?"
Starfire: "Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"
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Starfire: (slaps Kitten) "This "prom" is some kind of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!"
Robin: "It's not a duel, Star. It's a date."
Starfire: (gasps) "Robin does not accept! Do you hear me? ROBIN DOES NOT ACCEPT!"
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Kitten: "Take my arm, lead me in. And would it kill you to smile?"
Robin: "Maybe."
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Starfire: (hugging Terra) "Oh, hello, long-lost friend!! You remember me, yes?!"
Terra: "Of course, Starfire... I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me."
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Terra: Why can't you just trust me?
Raven: Because you don't deserve it. I have to meditate every day to keep my powers under control. And I'm supposed to believe that you can just suddenly control yours? Trust is something is you have to earn!
Terra: How? How do I earn it?
Raven: You can start by trusting me.
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Terra: "Sorry we kind of got off to a rocky start."
Raven: "Actually, I thought things went pretty well. It took me a year to stop hating Beast Boy."
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Speedy: "Winning isn't everything."
Robin: "It's just the only thing that matters."
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Robin: "Maybe the game isn't over."
Master of Games: "The game is never over."
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Terra: "Come on! The night's still young!"
Beast Boy: "But... pie!"
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Terra: "Do you trust me?"
Beast Boy: "More than anyone I've ever met."
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Beast Boy: (to Terra) "We've got to get back to the Tower and..."
Terra: "Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't."
Beast Boy: "What? Why can't you?"
Slade: (appears from shadows) "Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice."
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Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight! What shall we do?"
Robin: "Fight anyway."
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Terra: (to Beast Boy) "You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?"
Beast Boy: (turning his back on her) "Slade was right. You don't have any friends."
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Raven: "This is bad." (notices Beast's Boy's mouth is gone) "Well, it's not all bad."
Beast Boy: (steals Raven's mouth) "Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?!"
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Robin: "You broke reality?!"
Larry: "We did. Together! Oops."
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Larry: "Yay! Larry fixed everything!"
Beast Boy: "Olleh! Uoy ot dexif dnuos I od?"
Larry: "Um, that'll just wear off. Sooner or later."
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Beast Boy: "Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes!"
Raven: "Pull over. I think I'm going to be sick."
Starfire: "Oh, I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes. "
Robin: "Actually, Starfire, it just wasn't humorous."
Raven: "Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes."
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Beast Boy: "Why did the aardvark cross the road?"
Raven: "To beat up the idiot telling jokes about it?"
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Terra: Better be careful, Raven. Beast Boy told me all about your little temper tantrums.
Raven: Anger is pointless. My emotions are in control.
Terra: Naagh, naagh, naagh, "anger is pointless". And you're calling ME a liar? [Raven tries to make a pass at Terra only to have her pulled down by the mud she controls.] Come on, Raven - what stings the most? That I tricked you? That I nearly wiped out your team? That everyone liked me better than you?
Raven: Stop it!
Terra: Or is it that deep down, you really believed that I was your friend?
[Raven loses control of her anger and turns into her twisted form.
Raven: (Attacking Terra) I trusted you! We trusted you! We gave you everything and you treated us like dirt!
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Cyborg: "No more chances."
Starfire: "No more trust."
Raven: "And no more mercy."
Beast Boy: "She's just another criminal."
Robin: "And we're going to stop her. No matter what it takes."
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Terra: "You have to stop me, Beast Boy, please! I don't want to fight anymore!"
Beast Boy: "Then don't let Slade control you anymore!"
Terra: "I have no choice..."
Beast Boy: "That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "
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Beast Boy: "Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise!"
*Beast Boy turns into a string of different animals*Raven: "Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."
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Jinx: "You could have been one of us..."
Cyborg: "I could have been a lot of things."
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Robin: "Who are you?"
Red X: "If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask?"
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Robin: "I thought you didn't like to play the hero."
Red X: "Doesn't mean I don't know how."
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Starfire: "Yes, I will do the what is right for Tamaran..."
Galfor: "You must do what is right... in your heart."
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Cyborg: (after Beast Boy turns into an alien animal) "How did you know you could do that?"
Beast Boy: "Lucky guess."
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Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be fun? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.
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Robin: Cyborg calm down there's something wrong with you let us help.
Cyborg: (Seeing Robin as a steak)You bet there's something wrong. We need gravy! And plenty of it!
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Cyborg: "Ooh, my stomach! I feel like I ate a tire!"
Raven: "That's a distinct possibility."
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Raven: "Now, how would Beast Boy know something like that?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha... I may have, kind of been, uh, a fly on the wall in your room."
Raven: "You look more like a rat to me."
*Raven turns Beast Boy into a rat*Beast Boy: "She morphed me!"
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Raven: "I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t... creepy. And don’t try to tell me I’m not."
Beast Boy:" Okay. Fine. You’re way creepy. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not."
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Beast Boy: "See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!""
Raven: "Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?"
Beast Boy: "What's your point?"
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Cyborg: "And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?"
Bumblebee: "There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."
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Adonis: "You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on!"
Beast Boy: "Dude, it is totally brunged... branged."
Raven: "Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."
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Raven: "Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."
Beast Boy: "Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on."
Raven: "We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."
Beast Boy: "Beast Dude?"
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Beast Boy: "Remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like- bleh! -and you were like- rrr! -and Robin was like- ugh... -but then we found Killer Moth and I was like- Dude! -and Raven was like- zzzzzt! -and Cyborg was like- Boo-yah! -and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things?"
Starfire: "Um... yes?"
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Beast Boy: "Why does that bunny sound like Raven?"
Raven: "Because I am Raven."
Starfire: "Oh! You look so cute!"
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Cyborg: "Hang on a second! We're inside Mumbo's hat, and Raven is inside Mumbo's hat, inside Mumbo's hat?!"
Beast Boy: "DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"
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Robin: "Sorry, Starfire, I must have stepped on your foot."
Starfire: "I believe it was my... tail..."
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Cyborg: (Turned into a bear) Oh, wait until I get my claws on that Mumbo! (Pauses) Did I just say "claws"?! Oh, man!
Starfire: (Turned into a cat) Be thankful that you do not have the fleas... (Scratches)
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Beast Boy: "I got it!"
Cyborg: "It can't involve tanks or man-eating sharks."
Beast Boy: "I don't got it."
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Brother Blood: "Come on, Cyborg, what makes you tick?!"
Cyborg: "A 50,000-watt power cell!"
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Starfire: "Why does the Punk Rocket wish to hurt people with his music? Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"
Raven: "You obviously haven't heard any of my music."
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Pelican: "Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."
Starfire: "I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV-"
Beast Boy: "Hey, Star! Run for your life!"
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Rebecca: "Oh, Lance. I didn't mean to make you fall madly in love with me. But ever since Joaquim left with my evil half-sister-"
Cyborg: "Yo! I don't love you! My name's not Lance, and I just need to know if you've seen a fat guy in an overcoat!"
Rebecca: "Oh, Lance!"
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Beast Boy: "Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens."
Raven: (looking at Beast Boy) "Happens to some of us more than others."
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Monkey: "I am the Guardian of the Trees."
Robin: "And in order to continue my journey, I must first defeat you."
Monkey: "How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I am going to say next?"
Robin: "No."
Monkey: "Me neither."
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Robin: "Why was it so important that I had to get to the top of the mountain before sunset?"
True Master: "It is much easier to see the path when it's not dark!"
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Robin: "You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."
Raven: "Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."
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Dr. Light: "No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!"
Raven: (appears behind him) "Remember me?"
Dr. Light: "I'd like to go to jail now, please."
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Cyborg: "Whoa!"
Slade: ""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."
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Robin: "What's happening?"
Raven: "It's my birthday."
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Slade: "Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"
Raven: "I can try!"
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Researcher: "You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme."
Beast Boy: "Ooh... it's so shiny!"
Researcher: "Yes, it is rather shiny."
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Little Girl: "I want a monkey!"
Beast Boy: "Right. Monkey. I can do that."
*he tries to make a balloon animal- it explodes in his face*
Little Girl: "That's not a monkey! You stink!"
Beast Boy: "Wait! Monkey, look!" (transforms)
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Robin: "Mega Meaty Meat? I've never heard of this place before."
Raven: "Sounds healthy."
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Raven: "Okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me."
Man in Steak Suit: "It's meat-tastic!"
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Robin: "I'm glad you find a way to make some extra money, Beast Boy, but don't you think this place seems a little weird?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes, this place is weird, and I hate it! But I'm not leaving 'til I earn that moped."
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Beast Boy: "Hey, Bob, any chance you could help me out?"
Bob: "That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back."
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Cyborg: "Whoever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up!"
Raven: (discovers the sole ocuppant of the flying saucer... a cow) "So, we're being invaded by cows?"
Starfire: "Use caution; the cow people of Garland Prime are formidable."
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The Source: "What is this?"
Beast Boy: "Lunch. And I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious, meat-free substitute."
The Source: "You're just trying to scare me!"
Beast Boy: "Am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbeque sauce."
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Robin: "Can this day get any weirder?"
(scene moves to Titans in tower with cows)
Raven: "I think it just did."
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Robin: "Beast Boy, you don't need a moped. You can fly."
Beast Boy: "Yeah, but my arms get tired."
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"Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!"-Beast Boy
"Raven? How did...Where...What just... Why are you wearing PINK?!"-Beast Boy
"My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do!"-Cyborg
"Ow! Ow! Bad candy, bad candy! Hey! Stop that! That's not yours!"-Cyborg
"ALL RIGHT!! If y'all are bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg's bitin' back!" (Starts eating the evil candy)
"Mmm... Never knew evil tasted so good..."-Cyborg
"Many of your Earthly ways are still strange to me, but that was... "just plain freaky", correct?"-Starfire
(inside a Beast Boy whale belly) "Although Beast Boy's quick thinking has saved our lives, I believe I am... grossed out?"-Starfire
"Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"-Starfire
"Wonderful! I shall go cultivate the fungus!"-Starfire
"I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."-Starfire
"The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."-Starfire
"I wish to initiate a group hug!"-Starfire
"Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favourite depressing cafe."-Starfire
"What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!"-Starfire
"We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it."-Raven
"I'm not creepy, I'm just different. And I wish there was someone around here who understood that. Someone I could talk to. Someone more like me."-Raven
"Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say."-Raven
"My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset."-Raven
"They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room."-Raven
"Scared isn't same as sorry."-Raven
"I am afraid. I'm afraid... but that doesn't mean I can't fight back!"-Raven
"Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."-Raven
"I have to admit, the mask makes me feel cool."-Raven
"Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."-Raven
"We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."-Raven
"I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."-Raven
"I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain."-Raven
"And now I smell like rhino-butt."-Raven
"So... do we get bathroom breaks?"-Raven
"You're hugging me..."-Raven
"Cool... uh, I mean, oops."-Raven
"Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."-Raven
"Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."-Raven
"Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."-Raven
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Beast Boy is right."-Raven
"Evil beware. We have waffles."-Raven
"Raven, you okay? We stopped by your room and the door's been knocked down."-Robin
"Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build."-Slade
"That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."-Starfire
"I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"-Starfire
"If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin- and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?"-Slade
"You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."-Slade
"Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second."-Slade
"Robin... you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead- do what you must."-Starfire
"If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"-Starfire
"One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed."-Warp
(holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."-Warp
"You mean I'm going to be bald?!"-Beast Boy (rips his hair out in panic)
"Tastes like sushi mixed with ice cream... got any more?"-Terra
"Impressive- unless you were aiming for me."-Slade
"I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."-Atlas
"And half of nothing is still nothing."-Atlas
"HELLO? Isn't it obvious? The movie's cursed! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious!"-Beast Boy
"Split up? SPLIT UP?! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy- ME!"-Beast Boy
"Sunrise. Time for bed."-Cyborg
"He's got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find."-Beast Boy
"Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."-Robin
"My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."-Killer Moth
"Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"-Starfire
"I believe, on such occasions, it is the custom to wear a dead plant?"-Starfire
"You know, for a weirdo who lives in his basement, this guy is pretty tough."-Beast Boy
"Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing."-Beast Boy
"Okay, maybe smashing the computer was a bad idea..."-Terra
"Alright, there's only one way that can memorate such a momentous occasion: Waffles!"-Cyborg
"I don't believe it... they actually trust me."-Terra
"The game is never over."-Master of Games
"Someone wanna explain how two hundred armed robots got past my security?"-Cyborg
"Why does the entire world look like it belongs on my grandma's fridge?"-Cyborg
"Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?"-Starfire
"My name is Terra. And I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans, and with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets."-Terra
"You promised to fight by my side forever. And that's a promise I intend to make you keep."-Slade
"That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "-Beast Boy
"It's your life, Terra. Your choice. It's never too late to change."-Beast Boy
"Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known."-Beast Boy
"Mmm-mmm! Sloppy joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!"-Stone (undercover Cyborg)
"It is simple; there is good and there is evil. There are those who commit crimes and those who try and stop them. Both sides are opposites; as different as day and night, and the line between them is clear. Or at least, it's supposed to be..."-Robin
"Not everybody likes to play the big villain, kid. I'm a thief. I'm not threatening your precious city. Just looking out for number one."-Red X
"There is good and there is evil, but the line between them can be almost impossible to find. Does one good deed make him am hero? Am I to blame for all of it because of a single mistake? In the end, all I really know is that the answers don't come easy. It's supposed to be simple. But it's not."-Robin
"I can't tell what's a bed, what's a chair, and what's alive! How am I supposed to take my beauty nap?"-Beast Boy
"I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zambia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!"-Beast Boy
"Hey! Did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I LIKE YAMS!"-Cyborg
"I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything."-Beast Boy
"Oh, Raven, come on! Why can't you just have fun like normal people? Why are you always locked in your dark room reading your nasty old books? Why do you have to be so creepy?"-Beast Boy
"The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the Fourth of July!"-Cyborg
"What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!"-Beast Boy
"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor."-Beast Boy
"There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."-Bumblebee
"Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?!"-Brother Blood
"Gimme my foot so I can kick your butt!"-Cyborg
"DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"-Beast Boy
"I do not like being a cat in this hat!"-Starfire
"Must you overanalyze everything? Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show?"-Mumbo
"Fish tacos?! What were you thinking?! I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!"-Aqualad
"If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence!"-Aqualad
"Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"-Starfire
"You call that the sound of chaos? More like elevator music!"-Beast Boy
"Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."-Pelican
"The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, Blue, Zinthos."-Commercial Voice
(wearing Raven's robe) "You don't need to see our identification."-Beast Boy
"You couldn’t just take a class. You had to travel around the world."-Robin
"The next time an old woman tells you to leave your shoes behind, take them anyway."-Robin
"Monkey see, monkey do- monkey just made a fool of you!"-Monkey
"There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way."-True Master
"There's an easy way and a hard way down this mountain. Looks like you picked the hard way."-Robin
"Ah, young warrior, you take things much too seriously."-True Master
"You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."-Robin
"We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it."-Cyborg
""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."-Slade
"I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea - the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? But honestly - did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it."-Slade
"Skies will burn. Flesh will become to stone. The sun will set on your world, never to rise again."-Slade
"Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"-Slade
(to Raven) "We'll be in touch." (throws Raven off a building) "Oh, and happy birthday."-Slade
"Ok, before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault."-Beast Boy
"Don't do anything. Don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: You start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future."-Cyborg
"I discovered electricity!" (charger blows up) "...or not."-Cyborg
"Man, you may be from the future, but you don't know a thing."-Cyborg
"A true warrior does not need armor."-Sarasim
"Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?"-Bob
"You will suffer for your impudence, green human!"-The Source
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Robin: "You got a problem, tin man?!"
Cyborg: "Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!"
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Starfire: (About the Pudding of Sadness) "Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."
Raven: "My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg."
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Starfire: "I feel like the underside of a Zornian muck-beetle."
Raven: "Tell me about it."
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Starfire: "I wish to initiate a group hug!"
Raven: "Pass."
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Beast Boy: "See? She thinks I'm funny."
Raven: "Statistically, I suppose someone has to."
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Raven: "This party is pointless."
Goth Boy: "Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?"
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Cyborg: "How could you lose the remote?!"
Beast Boy: "What makes you so sure I lost it?"
Cyborg: "Uh, 'cause you're you."
Beast Boy: "Look, just because I lost that video game-"
Cyborg: "And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!"
Beast Boy: "Well, it just disappeared! How am I supposed to know where it went?"
Cyborg: "Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!"
Raven: "Simple. You just get up and change the channel."
Cyborg: "Don't even joke like that."
Raven: "I wasn't joking."
Cyborg: "Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!"
Raven: "This is a pointless argument over a useless device."
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Cyborg: "Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I've been most of those animals!"
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Beast Boy: "I'm not eating meat!"
Cyborg: "There's no meat in pepperoni!"
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Raven: "Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank."
Beast Boy: "Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank...it's a BRILLIANT one!"
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Beast Boy: "Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!"
Raven: "I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."
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Beast Boy: (about Raven) "You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes!"
Cyborg: "At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out."
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Cyborg: (after meeting Pink "Happy" Raven) "Have you ever seen her this happy?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I didn't think Raven could do happy."
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Cyborg: (to Pink "Happy" Raven) "You're laughing?"
Beast Boy: "At one of my jokes?"
Pink "Happy" Raven: "Sure. I always thought you were funny BB, but hey, looks aren't everything!"
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Beast Boy: (To the green Raven) What is your deal?! First you nuke breakfast, then finally laughed at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?!
Happy, Timid and Brave Ravens: I'm Raven.
[Beast Boy faints at the scene of all three together.]
Cyborg: (pointing them each out) Happy, timid, brave.
Happy Raven: You forgot Dopey! (points to Beast Boy and laughs)
Cyborg: Different sides of Raven's personality; we're not in Ravens home...
Beast Boy: We're in her head.
Raven: And I want you out. [The incarnations of Raven's personality disappear as the actual one appears.] The mirror you found is for meditation. (to Beast Boy, getting angry) It's a portal into my (through gritted teeth) MIND, NOT A TOY!
Beast Boy: (nervously) Hehe... my bad.
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Raven: "You... stayed? I thought you didn't like me."
Beast Boy: "Thought you didn't like me."
Cyborg: "Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!"
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Raven: "Thank you... friends."
Beast Boy: "So we really are friends?"
Raven: "Hmmm..." (nods)
Beast Boy: "And you really think I'm funny?"
Raven: "Don't push it."
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Starfire: "Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"
Raven: (tosses her puppet to Starfire) "Knock yourself out."
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Starfire: (as Raven) Oh Raven! This is awful, terribly, horribly awful!
Raven: (as Starfire, dryly) Tell me about it.
Starfire: Very well. Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies which he is using to hunt us down and you and I are in the wrong bodies and-! (she destroys everything she walks past as she gets more worked up)
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Starfire: (as Raven) What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!
Raven: (as Starfire) We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys, and we will get our bodies back. *pause* What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: (as Raven) Nothing!
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Starfire: (as Raven) What was your joyful thought?
Raven: (as Starfire) You don't want to know.
Starfire: (as Raven) Oh, but I do! Please tell me: What did you imagine?
Raven: (as Starfire, sighs) You not talking.
Starfire: (as Raven, crestfallen) Oh...well...I am...glad I was able to help.
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Puppet Beast Boy: "Dude. Get your butt outta my face!"
Puppet Robin: "Can't move. Deal with it."
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Starfire: "We have done it!" (hugs Raven)
Raven: "You're hugging me..."
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Beast Boy: "If you think that's cool, wait'll you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark-"
*Cyborg presses the off switch on Beast Boy's microphone*
Beast Boy: (muffled) "Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!"
Cyborg: "Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone."
Raven: "Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?"
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Beast Boy: "Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous."
*Beast Boy transforms into a whale*
Raven: "He just put on 300,000 pounds. I am so jealous."
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Cyborg: "Main power's down, hydrojets are toast and we're leaking air!"
Robin: "Tell me something I don't know!"
Raven: "Ok. We're all going to drown."
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Beast Boy: (as a squid, chasing the Titan Ship as they sink) "I got it, I got it!" (two whales pass him) "Huh?" (the two whales save the Teen Titans) "They got it? How come they got it?"
Aqualad: (pops up next to him) "Because I asked for their help."
Beast Boy: "You talk to fish? Yeah, right!"
Aqualad: "I'm talking to you, aren't I?"
Beast Boy: "Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid."
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Beast Boy: "You're the best!"
Aqualad: "No, you're the best!"
Beast Boy: "Yeah, you're right."
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Raven: (has a stick red X over her mouth) "Mmmph, mmph!"
Beast Boy: "I dunno, Raven. That's kind of a good look for you."
Cyborg: "Hold still." (he rips the X off with a nasty tearing noise. Beast Boy and Starfire scream)
Raven: (pained faces appear behind her and vanish) "...ow."
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Cyborg: "I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum."
Beast Boy: "Kay... do you come with subtitles?"
Cyborg: "My eye should spot him even if he's invisible."
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Robin: "Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!"
Slade: "On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun."
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Robin: "You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them."
Starfire: "I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?"
Robin: "I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him."
Starfire: "That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."
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Starfire: "Now we need only to locate an exit."
Cyborg: "Or just keep blastin' 'til we make one."
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Cyborg: "Make him laugh!"
Starfire: "How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark?...Fimbar!"
(Beast Boy continues drooling obliviously into space)
Starfire: "Um... "boogers"?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... "boogers."" (realizes he was hypnotized again) "...OH MAN!"
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Starfire: "I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"
Raven: "Beast Boy had a brain?"
Beast Boy: (Wakes up laughing) "Ha ha! Good one!" (realizes he was just insulted, stops laughing, and glares) "Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain...I just don't use it much..."
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Raven: (Looks at Cyborg, milkshakes on the ground around him) Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
Cyborg: What are you doing here?
Raven: Looking for your car. Soon as we turned in Overload to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Cyborg: Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Raven: Maybe, maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little soul of me whenever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda like what happened here. It wasn't just a car, it was... your "baby".
Cyborg: Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
Raven: And someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
Cyborg: (Sees Gizmo drive off in his car) (To Gizmo) Don't get ketchup on the seats!
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Gizmo: "Hey! Let me go, ya barf-smelling hairball!"
*Gizmo farts in Cyborg's face*
Raven: "Okay, making it REALLY hard to concentrate..."
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Robin: "All you care about is destruction."
Slade: "And all you care about, you destroy."
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Slade: "You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."
Robin: "I already have a father."
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Robin: "KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!"
Raven: "Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."
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Starfire: "If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"
Warp: ""Damage"? Silly girl, there's nothing wrong with your past. One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed." (holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."
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Starfire: "Where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, do you wish to be my friend?"
Terra: "Um, Earth, walked, red, and, sure?"
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Atlas: "I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."
Cyborg: "I'm only half human!"
Atlas: "And half of nothing is still nothing."
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Control Freak: Well, well, well! If it isn't my old arch nemesis-ses (Somewhat unsure of the plural of nemesis), the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: Um...Yeah! (Aside to Cyborg) Who is this guy? (Cyborg shrugs in answer.)
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Control Freaks displayed on the televisions: I am the master of monsters! I am your darkest nightmares come to life! I am...Control Freak!
Control Freak: (Aiming his remote at the same wall, causing his doppelgängers to applaud his introduction.)
Raven: (Sarcastically) A couch potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
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Robin: "Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."
Starfire: "It was facinating! I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."
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Killer Moth: "My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."
Kitten: "Hi, Robbie-poo!"
(record scratch sound)Robin: (pause) "Um... what was that last one again?"
Starfire: "Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"
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Starfire: (slaps Kitten) "This "prom" is some kind of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!"
Robin: "It's not a duel, Star. It's a date."
Starfire: (gasps) "Robin does not accept! Do you hear me? ROBIN DOES NOT ACCEPT!"
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Kitten: "Take my arm, lead me in. And would it kill you to smile?"
Robin: "Maybe."
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Starfire: (hugging Terra) "Oh, hello, long-lost friend!! You remember me, yes?!"
Terra: "Of course, Starfire... I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me."
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Terra: Why can't you just trust me?
Raven: Because you don't deserve it. I have to meditate every day to keep my powers under control. And I'm supposed to believe that you can just suddenly control yours? Trust is something is you have to earn!
Terra: How? How do I earn it?
Raven: You can start by trusting me.
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Terra: "Sorry we kind of got off to a rocky start."
Raven: "Actually, I thought things went pretty well. It took me a year to stop hating Beast Boy."
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Speedy: "Winning isn't everything."
Robin: "It's just the only thing that matters."
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Robin: "Maybe the game isn't over."
Master of Games: "The game is never over."
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Terra: "Come on! The night's still young!"
Beast Boy: "But... pie!"
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Terra: "Do you trust me?"
Beast Boy: "More than anyone I've ever met."
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Beast Boy: (to Terra) "We've got to get back to the Tower and..."
Terra: "Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't."
Beast Boy: "What? Why can't you?"
Slade: (appears from shadows) "Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice."
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Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight! What shall we do?"
Robin: "Fight anyway."
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Terra: (to Beast Boy) "You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?"
Beast Boy: (turning his back on her) "Slade was right. You don't have any friends."
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Raven: "This is bad." (notices Beast's Boy's mouth is gone) "Well, it's not all bad."
Beast Boy: (steals Raven's mouth) "Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?!"
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Robin: "You broke reality?!"
Larry: "We did. Together! Oops."
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Larry: "Yay! Larry fixed everything!"
Beast Boy: "Olleh! Uoy ot dexif dnuos I od?"
Larry: "Um, that'll just wear off. Sooner or later."
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Beast Boy: "Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes!"
Raven: "Pull over. I think I'm going to be sick."
Starfire: "Oh, I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes. "
Robin: "Actually, Starfire, it just wasn't humorous."
Raven: "Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes."
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Beast Boy: "Why did the aardvark cross the road?"
Raven: "To beat up the idiot telling jokes about it?"
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Terra: Better be careful, Raven. Beast Boy told me all about your little temper tantrums.
Raven: Anger is pointless. My emotions are in control.
Terra: Naagh, naagh, naagh, "anger is pointless". And you're calling ME a liar? [Raven tries to make a pass at Terra only to have her pulled down by the mud she controls.] Come on, Raven - what stings the most? That I tricked you? That I nearly wiped out your team? That everyone liked me better than you?
Raven: Stop it!
Terra: Or is it that deep down, you really believed that I was your friend?
[Raven loses control of her anger and turns into her twisted form.
Raven: (Attacking Terra) I trusted you! We trusted you! We gave you everything and you treated us like dirt!
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Cyborg: "No more chances."
Starfire: "No more trust."
Raven: "And no more mercy."
Beast Boy: "She's just another criminal."
Robin: "And we're going to stop her. No matter what it takes."
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Terra: "You have to stop me, Beast Boy, please! I don't want to fight anymore!"
Beast Boy: "Then don't let Slade control you anymore!"
Terra: "I have no choice..."
Beast Boy: "That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "
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Beast Boy: "Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise!"
*Beast Boy turns into a string of different animals*Raven: "Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."
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Jinx: "You could have been one of us..."
Cyborg: "I could have been a lot of things."
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Robin: "Who are you?"
Red X: "If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask?"
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Robin: "I thought you didn't like to play the hero."
Red X: "Doesn't mean I don't know how."
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Starfire: "Yes, I will do the what is right for Tamaran..."
Galfor: "You must do what is right... in your heart."
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Cyborg: (after Beast Boy turns into an alien animal) "How did you know you could do that?"
Beast Boy: "Lucky guess."
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Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be fun? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.
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Robin: Cyborg calm down there's something wrong with you let us help.
Cyborg: (Seeing Robin as a steak)You bet there's something wrong. We need gravy! And plenty of it!
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Cyborg: "Ooh, my stomach! I feel like I ate a tire!"
Raven: "That's a distinct possibility."
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Raven: "Now, how would Beast Boy know something like that?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha... I may have, kind of been, uh, a fly on the wall in your room."
Raven: "You look more like a rat to me."
*Raven turns Beast Boy into a rat*Beast Boy: "She morphed me!"
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Raven: "I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t... creepy. And don’t try to tell me I’m not."
Beast Boy:" Okay. Fine. You’re way creepy. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not."
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Beast Boy: "See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!""
Raven: "Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?"
Beast Boy: "What's your point?"
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Cyborg: "And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?"
Bumblebee: "There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."
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Adonis: "You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on!"
Beast Boy: "Dude, it is totally brunged... branged."
Raven: "Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."
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Raven: "Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."
Beast Boy: "Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on."
Raven: "We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."
Beast Boy: "Beast Dude?"
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Beast Boy: "Remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like- bleh! -and you were like- rrr! -and Robin was like- ugh... -but then we found Killer Moth and I was like- Dude! -and Raven was like- zzzzzt! -and Cyborg was like- Boo-yah! -and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things?"
Starfire: "Um... yes?"
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Beast Boy: "Why does that bunny sound like Raven?"
Raven: "Because I am Raven."
Starfire: "Oh! You look so cute!"
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Cyborg: "Hang on a second! We're inside Mumbo's hat, and Raven is inside Mumbo's hat, inside Mumbo's hat?!"
Beast Boy: "DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"
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Robin: "Sorry, Starfire, I must have stepped on your foot."
Starfire: "I believe it was my... tail..."
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Cyborg: (Turned into a bear) Oh, wait until I get my claws on that Mumbo! (Pauses) Did I just say "claws"?! Oh, man!
Starfire: (Turned into a cat) Be thankful that you do not have the fleas... (Scratches)
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Beast Boy: "I got it!"
Cyborg: "It can't involve tanks or man-eating sharks."
Beast Boy: "I don't got it."
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Brother Blood: "Come on, Cyborg, what makes you tick?!"
Cyborg: "A 50,000-watt power cell!"
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Starfire: "Why does the Punk Rocket wish to hurt people with his music? Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"
Raven: "You obviously haven't heard any of my music."
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Pelican: "Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."
Starfire: "I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV-"
Beast Boy: "Hey, Star! Run for your life!"
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Rebecca: "Oh, Lance. I didn't mean to make you fall madly in love with me. But ever since Joaquim left with my evil half-sister-"
Cyborg: "Yo! I don't love you! My name's not Lance, and I just need to know if you've seen a fat guy in an overcoat!"
Rebecca: "Oh, Lance!"
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Beast Boy: "Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens."
Raven: (looking at Beast Boy) "Happens to some of us more than others."
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Monkey: "I am the Guardian of the Trees."
Robin: "And in order to continue my journey, I must first defeat you."
Monkey: "How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I am going to say next?"
Robin: "No."
Monkey: "Me neither."
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Robin: "Why was it so important that I had to get to the top of the mountain before sunset?"
True Master: "It is much easier to see the path when it's not dark!"
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Robin: "You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."
Raven: "Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."
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Dr. Light: "No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!"
Raven: (appears behind him) "Remember me?"
Dr. Light: "I'd like to go to jail now, please."
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Cyborg: "Whoa!"
Slade: ""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."
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Robin: "What's happening?"
Raven: "It's my birthday."
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Slade: "Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"
Raven: "I can try!"
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Researcher: "You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme."
Beast Boy: "Ooh... it's so shiny!"
Researcher: "Yes, it is rather shiny."
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Little Girl: "I want a monkey!"
Beast Boy: "Right. Monkey. I can do that."
*he tries to make a balloon animal- it explodes in his face*
Little Girl: "That's not a monkey! You stink!"
Beast Boy: "Wait! Monkey, look!" (transforms)
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Robin: "Mega Meaty Meat? I've never heard of this place before."
Raven: "Sounds healthy."
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Raven: "Okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me."
Man in Steak Suit: "It's meat-tastic!"
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Robin: "I'm glad you find a way to make some extra money, Beast Boy, but don't you think this place seems a little weird?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes, this place is weird, and I hate it! But I'm not leaving 'til I earn that moped."
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Beast Boy: "Hey, Bob, any chance you could help me out?"
Bob: "That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back."
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Cyborg: "Whoever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up!"
Raven: (discovers the sole ocuppant of the flying saucer... a cow) "So, we're being invaded by cows?"
Starfire: "Use caution; the cow people of Garland Prime are formidable."
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The Source: "What is this?"
Beast Boy: "Lunch. And I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious, meat-free substitute."
The Source: "You're just trying to scare me!"
Beast Boy: "Am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbeque sauce."
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Robin: "Can this day get any weirder?"
(scene moves to Titans in tower with cows)
Raven: "I think it just did."
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Robin: "Beast Boy, you don't need a moped. You can fly."
Beast Boy: "Yeah, but my arms get tired."
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Silent Mobius Quotes
"I lost precious time that day. It was time that never really existed in the first place, so it be wrong to say it was lost. I know that happy times always pass the fastest. But if they stumbled somewhere time and space and were stopped, the time which passed would only be an illusion to clocks with broken springs. Even if the hands of time are set back, my time won't return. But it's not a dream! It's not even an illusion! It is a labyrinth of deformed time."-Yuki Saiko, Silent Möbius
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Saturday, November 8, 2008
Case Closed Quotes
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Various Characters, Case Closed (Detective Conan)
Mobile Suit Gundam Quotes
"A mix of people and light...they're all MELTING!"-Amuro Ray, Gundam
"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal from Gundam (the original)
"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal from Gundam (the original)
Dragonball Saga Quotes
"So he killed my father and murdered my people. That means nothing to me. Strength is the only thing that matters in this world. Everything else is just a delusion for the weak."-Vegeta, Dragonball Z
"I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness, I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!"-Goku, Dragonball Z
"I'm glad to see that Frieza will be destroyed by his worst fear... a Super Saiyan."-Vegeta
"He's just a corpse and he's still blabbing. I'll have to gag him to shut him up."-Frieza
"I can't change who I am, not on the battlefield, my feelings are my guide."-Goku
"Tell me, is it slavery if you get what you want?"-Vegeta, Dragonball Z
"We worked so hard for him. We did everything he asked of us and more... He took me from my father when I was just a little boy. He made me do whatever he wanted, and said he would kill my father if he didn't. I did everything he asked, but he killed him anyway, along with everyone else. He was scared of us... scared that a Super Saiyan would be born, to rise up and over-throw him."-Vegeta, Dragonball Z
"Kakarot...please...destroy Frieza... He made me what I am. Don't...let him...do it...to anyone else... Whatever it takes...stop him...please..."-Vegeta, Dragonball Z
"Goodbye Vegeta. You're not as cold-hearted as you believed yourself to be. A heart of stone can't shed tears the way you did. You must've been holding them back your whole life... I'm the only one left. I think I understand you now. You weren't grieving over your own death, or because our home planet was destroyed. You were grieving because he turned you into what he wanted you to be. You never had a chance to be anything else. Well, I still respect you. I know you made a lot of mistakes, but now I see that they weren't all your fault. You had the firey will of a Saiyan."-Goku, Dragonball Z
"What is this, a class reunion of evil losers?"-Vegeta, Dragonball GT
"Three weeks to catch a monkey?"-Piccollo, Dragonball Z
"Do your best Trunks! Wait... Trunks' best might hurt someone. Do okay!"-Krillin, Dragonball Z
"Did he say Goku? How dare you mention that name to the Prince of Saiyans! I am the leader and sole protector of the planet Earth! And that Kakorat is a clown who knows only his stomach and his own stupidity. I came to do this job, and I'm not leaving until I finish it!"-Vegeta, Dragonball GT
"Saiyan blood still courses through my veins, and I call the Earth my home!"-Vegeta, Dragonball GT
"It's safe to say Vegeta and the other Z-Fighters have qualified for the tournament, in addition to destroying a punching machine, a dozen cameras, and the speaking ability of a couple hundred fighters." Dragonball Z
"What's a bath?"-Goku, Dragonball
"There are no short heroes, only sidekicks."-Chi Chi, Dragonball
"Incredible! How did you make your clothes grow?"-Goku, Dragonball
"You have a weakness! Everything does!"-Goku, Dragon Ball Z Movie 13: Wrath of the Dragon
=__Dragonball Z__=
Frieza: "What are you?"
Goku: "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness, I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!"
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Goku: "You're just a beast, with no consence."
Frieza: (laughs maliciously) "So I'm a beast, huh?
Goku: "Hmph."
Frieza:
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Frieza: "Why do you loathe what I've done so much? Saiyans are just as ruthless as I am. They were killers, all of them. And you have the gall to condemn what I've done? You and your bloodthirsty race!"
Goku: "They paid for their mistakes."
Frieza: "Is that why they died? I thought it was because I killed them."
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Frieza: "Nice move, but your shoe came untied."
Goku: "I'm not going to fall for that, I don't even have shoelaces."
Frieza: "Darn, I guess you're a little smarter than the average Saiyan."
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Doctor Briefs: "
Kitty:
Chi Chi: "
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Goku: "Wow, I'm so full! If I have to fight one of you guys please don't punch me in the gut!"
(Short Timeskip)
18: "Hey, we should go check the draw. See who we're fighting."
Vegeta: "If I'm fighting Kakarrot in the initial round, the first thing I'm going to do is punch him in the gut."
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Tournament Host: Next up is, #18. Is #18 your real name?
18: My father is pretty dull.
(draws)
18: Here, now I'm number 9.
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Dende:
Krillin: "No wonder you're green."
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(Trunks and Goten are talking about what they'd buy when they won.)
Trunks: I guess I'd just buy you a better looking hair cut.
Goten: Hair what?
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Broly: "Why don't you give up?"
Goku: "I never really learned how to."
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----DBZ Sub----
Krillin: Oh please god, don't let me fight against any of these guys... oh please god... *in a praying position*
Piccolo: *smirking* But Krillin, why do you pray? You already know that Dende is god anyway.
Krillin: Oh, that's right.. you hear me Dende, good buddy? Please don't let me fight against any of my friends.
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=__Dragonball GT__=
Doctor Juiro: "Long time, no see, Vegeta."
Vegeta: "What is this, a class reunion of evil losers?"
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Vegeta: "What do you want?"
Doctor Juiro: "Just the usual genocide and extintion of your entire race and people."
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Vegeta: "Did he say Goku? How dare you mention that name to the Prince of Saiyans! I am the leader and sole protector of the planet Earth! And that Kakorat is a clown who knows only his stomach and his own stupidity. I came to do this job, and I'm not leaving until I finish it!"
Docter Mew: "You've aged so much, Vegeta. And the limitations of your flesh is no match for us. It digusts me to listen to the Prince of Saiyans say he'll protect the Earth. Your race is of no use, and you have lost the pride you once stood for."
Vegeta: "Saiyan blood still courses through my veins, and I call the Earth my home!"
====
Super 17: I must admire your ability to stand up after that.
Vegeta: And I admire your ability to DIE!
====
"I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness, I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!"-Goku, Dragonball Z
"I'm glad to see that Frieza will be destroyed by his worst fear... a Super Saiyan."-Vegeta
"He's just a corpse and he's still blabbing. I'll have to gag him to shut him up."-Frieza
"I can't change who I am, not on the battlefield, my feelings are my guide."-Goku
"Tell me, is it slavery if you get what you want?"-Vegeta, Dragonball Z
"We worked so hard for him. We did everything he asked of us and more... He took me from my father when I was just a little boy. He made me do whatever he wanted, and said he would kill my father if he didn't. I did everything he asked, but he killed him anyway, along with everyone else. He was scared of us... scared that a Super Saiyan would be born, to rise up and over-throw him."-Vegeta, Dragonball Z
"Kakarot...please...destroy Frieza... He made me what I am. Don't...let him...do it...to anyone else... Whatever it takes...stop him...please..."-Vegeta, Dragonball Z
"Goodbye Vegeta. You're not as cold-hearted as you believed yourself to be. A heart of stone can't shed tears the way you did. You must've been holding them back your whole life... I'm the only one left. I think I understand you now. You weren't grieving over your own death, or because our home planet was destroyed. You were grieving because he turned you into what he wanted you to be. You never had a chance to be anything else. Well, I still respect you. I know you made a lot of mistakes, but now I see that they weren't all your fault. You had the firey will of a Saiyan."-Goku, Dragonball Z
"What is this, a class reunion of evil losers?"-Vegeta, Dragonball GT
"Three weeks to catch a monkey?"-Piccollo, Dragonball Z
"Do your best Trunks! Wait... Trunks' best might hurt someone. Do okay!"-Krillin, Dragonball Z
"Did he say Goku? How dare you mention that name to the Prince of Saiyans! I am the leader and sole protector of the planet Earth! And that Kakorat is a clown who knows only his stomach and his own stupidity. I came to do this job, and I'm not leaving until I finish it!"-Vegeta, Dragonball GT
"Saiyan blood still courses through my veins, and I call the Earth my home!"-Vegeta, Dragonball GT
"It's safe to say Vegeta and the other Z-Fighters have qualified for the tournament, in addition to destroying a punching machine, a dozen cameras, and the speaking ability of a couple hundred fighters." Dragonball Z
"What's a bath?"-Goku, Dragonball
"There are no short heroes, only sidekicks."-Chi Chi, Dragonball
"Incredible! How did you make your clothes grow?"-Goku, Dragonball
"You have a weakness! Everything does!"-Goku, Dragon Ball Z Movie 13: Wrath of the Dragon
=__Dragonball Z__=
Frieza: "What are you?"
Goku: "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness, I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!"
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Goku: "You're just a beast, with no consence."
Frieza: (laughs maliciously) "So I'm a beast, huh?
Goku: "Hmph."
Frieza:
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Frieza: "Why do you loathe what I've done so much? Saiyans are just as ruthless as I am. They were killers, all of them. And you have the gall to condemn what I've done? You and your bloodthirsty race!"
Goku: "They paid for their mistakes."
Frieza: "Is that why they died? I thought it was because I killed them."
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Frieza: "Nice move, but your shoe came untied."
Goku: "I'm not going to fall for that, I don't even have shoelaces."
Frieza: "Darn, I guess you're a little smarter than the average Saiyan."
====
Doctor Briefs: "
Kitty:
Chi Chi: "
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Goku: "Wow, I'm so full! If I have to fight one of you guys please don't punch me in the gut!"
(Short Timeskip)
18: "Hey, we should go check the draw. See who we're fighting."
Vegeta: "If I'm fighting Kakarrot in the initial round, the first thing I'm going to do is punch him in the gut."
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Tournament Host: Next up is, #18. Is #18 your real name?
18: My father is pretty dull.
(draws)
18: Here, now I'm number 9.
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Dende:
Krillin: "No wonder you're green."
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(Trunks and Goten are talking about what they'd buy when they won.)
Trunks: I guess I'd just buy you a better looking hair cut.
Goten: Hair what?
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Broly: "Why don't you give up?"
Goku: "I never really learned how to."
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----DBZ Sub----
Krillin: Oh please god, don't let me fight against any of these guys... oh please god... *in a praying position*
Piccolo: *smirking* But Krillin, why do you pray? You already know that Dende is god anyway.
Krillin: Oh, that's right.. you hear me Dende, good buddy? Please don't let me fight against any of my friends.
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=__Dragonball GT__=
Doctor Juiro: "Long time, no see, Vegeta."
Vegeta: "What is this, a class reunion of evil losers?"
====
Vegeta: "What do you want?"
Doctor Juiro: "Just the usual genocide and extintion of your entire race and people."
====
Vegeta: "Did he say Goku? How dare you mention that name to the Prince of Saiyans! I am the leader and sole protector of the planet Earth! And that Kakorat is a clown who knows only his stomach and his own stupidity. I came to do this job, and I'm not leaving until I finish it!"
Docter Mew: "You've aged so much, Vegeta. And the limitations of your flesh is no match for us. It digusts me to listen to the Prince of Saiyans say he'll protect the Earth. Your race is of no use, and you have lost the pride you once stood for."
Vegeta: "Saiyan blood still courses through my veins, and I call the Earth my home!"
====
Super 17: I must admire your ability to stand up after that.
Vegeta: And I admire your ability to DIE!
====
.hack//sign Quotes
"If you want to know the truth, you must have the courage to accept it." - Bear from .hack//sign
Friday, November 7, 2008
Arufonsa1 and MidnightDevont's Fullmetal Abridged Quotes
"There's no proper way to make fun of a child seeing a mutated deformed corpse of his mother after being dismembered."-Edward {I had to add the "a" before mutated deformed corpse}
"These people are all completely retarded."-Alphonse
"You explain to me why you felt it was necessary to shoot a 10 year old boy in the head, and kill him, while his back was turned. I mean, dude, I don't care what god you worship, that's a straight-to-hell pass right there."-Alphonse
"How did that guy get unconscious?"-Edward
"What kind of leader would use religion to further his own own political needs?"-Edward
"Damn you, Ed! You killed me again!"-Alphonse
"Damn, how many Pokemon references are going to show up in an abridged series?"-Edward
"You have blond hair, and your right arm is metal, with a long red coat. You're... you're... the 60 Billion Double Dollar Man, Vash the Stampede!"-Father Cornello
"Beating up a fat old guy sounds like fun."-Alphonse
"My gonads! My precious gonads..."-Edward
"Now that I have taken your watch, we shall make a contract together, and your soul will be bound to mine. And then we meet a romantic end."-Father Cornello
"Dude, that was pretty screwed up. Why the hell did he make me call him 'The Bandit'?"-Edward
"Oh, wow, you came to abuse me and squeeze hot wet information from my muscles."-Edward
"Damn yaoi fan-girls."-Father Cornello
"I've been hit on by this blonde metal midget!"-Rose
"Goodbye, Smokey. I'm afraid you found out... too much."-Father Cornello
"Damn it! Why did I eat all those Krispy Kreme doughnuts?!"-Father Cornello
"Give it up, Priest. This is the last time religion will be used to take advantage of people and exhaust them of their money and hope."-Edward
"Now, to completely emasculate my brother in front of millions!"-Edward
"No... you mean the show has to continue? It's not fair! It's not fair!"-Edward
"Sleep with your eyes open tonight, Ed. Sleep with them open."-Alphonse
===
Alphonse: "Hey. Weren't we supposed'ta open with some character origin flashback?"
Edward: "Yeah, but there's no proper way to make fun of a child seeing a mutated deformed corpse of his mother after being dismembered."
Alphonse: "Oh, hell, I could thinka something. But it would involve a chainsaw. Or maybe a meat grinder. And a blender... with a bag of nachos."
(Ed spits out the... thing, he was drinking)
{I had to add the "a" before mutated deformed corpse}
===
Edward: "Wow, that girl has a nice ass. Hey, Al, why don't you- oh, right, you're a eunuch, you won't notice."
Alphonse: "I hate you so much."
===
Alphonse: "These people are all completely retarded."
Edward: "You're right, Al. Maybe it is a miracle if he's forgetting the laws of alchemy."
Alphonse: "I didn't say that."
Edward: "I think so, too. We should investigate this more thoroughly to impress that girl with the nice ass."
Alphonse: "What are you talking about?"
Edward: "You're saying you'll pay for a room at a hotel and stay outside in the cold as I have uncontrolled wild passionate sex with a hot woman, while you look at the ground, cursing God for your fate that was dealt to you and wishing that you had proper organs to enjoy a woman's company like I can?"
Alphonse: "I'll say it again; I hate you so much."
===
Edward: "I was reading this book 'Makeout Paradise.'"
Rose: "You shouldn't speak so blasphemis in a church that isn't-"
(gunshot noise)
Rose: "Holy mother fucking bitch, what was that?!"
===
Krai: "I killed him in the name of God. And now I will do the same to you."
Alphonse: "You bastard! You shot me!"
Krai: "Holy crap, a talking suit of armor!"
Alphonse: "No, no. We are not going on about that. You explain to me why you felt it was necessary to shoot a 10 year old boy in the head, and kill him, while his back was turned. I mean, dude, I don't care what god you worship, that's a straight-to-hell pass right there."
===
Edward: "Hey, how did that guy get unconscious?"
Alphonse: "I showed him what was under my loincloth."
===
Father Cornello: "Pidget, I choose you!"
Edward: "Damn, how many Pokemon references are going to show up in an abridged series?"
===
Father Cornello: "You have blond hair, and your right arm is metal, with a long red coat. You're... you're... the 60 Billion Double Dollar Man, Vash the Stampede!"
Edward: "I'm the Full Metal Alchemist, Edward Elric, you R-tard."
===
Edward: "Hey, Al, how did you get out of the sand?"
Alphonse: "Umm... plot device?"
Edward: "Works for me. Let's go kick some ass."
===
Edward: "Let's go kick some ass."
Alphonse: "Yeah, beating up a fat old guy sounds like fun."
===
Father Cornello: "Now that I have taken your watch, we shall make a contract together, and your soul will be bound to mine. And then we meet a romantic end, but beautiful in each other's arms."
Edward: "Okay... That's just gross."
===
Edward: "You're pretty smart to get an army of religious drones that will follow your every whim."
Father Cornello: "I don't care about all that. I'm just using my power to take advantage of women who have lost loved ones and are in a vulnerable position. It makes them open to suggestions. So I use that to have sex with them in a very uncomfortable place."
Edward: "What, like the back of a Volkswagon?"
Father Cornello: "No. More like- hey, is that a microphone? Oh, fudge monkey."
===
Edward: "Time to give it up, Priest. This is the last time religion will be used to take advantage of people and exhaust them of their money and hope."
Alphonse: "Yeah, right. Not in this anime."
===
Edward: "Now, to completely emasculate my brother in front of millions!"
Alphonse: "I hate you, Ed."
===
Edward: "What's that, Al? You think we should return my body normal first because my automail is a total burden, even though it gets me so many hot chicks? Thanks, Al."
Alphonse: "Sleep with your eyes open tonight, Ed. Sleep with them open."
"These people are all completely retarded."-Alphonse
"You explain to me why you felt it was necessary to shoot a 10 year old boy in the head, and kill him, while his back was turned. I mean, dude, I don't care what god you worship, that's a straight-to-hell pass right there."-Alphonse
"How did that guy get unconscious?"-Edward
"What kind of leader would use religion to further his own own political needs?"-Edward
"Damn you, Ed! You killed me again!"-Alphonse
"Damn, how many Pokemon references are going to show up in an abridged series?"-Edward
"You have blond hair, and your right arm is metal, with a long red coat. You're... you're... the 60 Billion Double Dollar Man, Vash the Stampede!"-Father Cornello
"Beating up a fat old guy sounds like fun."-Alphonse
"My gonads! My precious gonads..."-Edward
"Now that I have taken your watch, we shall make a contract together, and your soul will be bound to mine. And then we meet a romantic end."-Father Cornello
"Dude, that was pretty screwed up. Why the hell did he make me call him 'The Bandit'?"-Edward
"Oh, wow, you came to abuse me and squeeze hot wet information from my muscles."-Edward
"Damn yaoi fan-girls."-Father Cornello
"I've been hit on by this blonde metal midget!"-Rose
"Goodbye, Smokey. I'm afraid you found out... too much."-Father Cornello
"Damn it! Why did I eat all those Krispy Kreme doughnuts?!"-Father Cornello
"Give it up, Priest. This is the last time religion will be used to take advantage of people and exhaust them of their money and hope."-Edward
"Now, to completely emasculate my brother in front of millions!"-Edward
"No... you mean the show has to continue? It's not fair! It's not fair!"-Edward
"Sleep with your eyes open tonight, Ed. Sleep with them open."-Alphonse
===
Alphonse: "Hey. Weren't we supposed'ta open with some character origin flashback?"
Edward: "Yeah, but there's no proper way to make fun of a child seeing a mutated deformed corpse of his mother after being dismembered."
Alphonse: "Oh, hell, I could thinka something. But it would involve a chainsaw. Or maybe a meat grinder. And a blender... with a bag of nachos."
(Ed spits out the... thing, he was drinking)
{I had to add the "a" before mutated deformed corpse}
===
Edward: "Wow, that girl has a nice ass. Hey, Al, why don't you- oh, right, you're a eunuch, you won't notice."
Alphonse: "I hate you so much."
===
Alphonse: "These people are all completely retarded."
Edward: "You're right, Al. Maybe it is a miracle if he's forgetting the laws of alchemy."
Alphonse: "I didn't say that."
Edward: "I think so, too. We should investigate this more thoroughly to impress that girl with the nice ass."
Alphonse: "What are you talking about?"
Edward: "You're saying you'll pay for a room at a hotel and stay outside in the cold as I have uncontrolled wild passionate sex with a hot woman, while you look at the ground, cursing God for your fate that was dealt to you and wishing that you had proper organs to enjoy a woman's company like I can?"
Alphonse: "I'll say it again; I hate you so much."
===
Edward: "I was reading this book 'Makeout Paradise.'"
Rose: "You shouldn't speak so blasphemis in a church that isn't-"
(gunshot noise)
Rose: "Holy mother fucking bitch, what was that?!"
===
Krai: "I killed him in the name of God. And now I will do the same to you."
Alphonse: "You bastard! You shot me!"
Krai: "Holy crap, a talking suit of armor!"
Alphonse: "No, no. We are not going on about that. You explain to me why you felt it was necessary to shoot a 10 year old boy in the head, and kill him, while his back was turned. I mean, dude, I don't care what god you worship, that's a straight-to-hell pass right there."
===
Edward: "Hey, how did that guy get unconscious?"
Alphonse: "I showed him what was under my loincloth."
===
Father Cornello: "Pidget, I choose you!"
Edward: "Damn, how many Pokemon references are going to show up in an abridged series?"
===
Father Cornello: "You have blond hair, and your right arm is metal, with a long red coat. You're... you're... the 60 Billion Double Dollar Man, Vash the Stampede!"
Edward: "I'm the Full Metal Alchemist, Edward Elric, you R-tard."
===
Edward: "Hey, Al, how did you get out of the sand?"
Alphonse: "Umm... plot device?"
Edward: "Works for me. Let's go kick some ass."
===
Edward: "Let's go kick some ass."
Alphonse: "Yeah, beating up a fat old guy sounds like fun."
===
Father Cornello: "Now that I have taken your watch, we shall make a contract together, and your soul will be bound to mine. And then we meet a romantic end, but beautiful in each other's arms."
Edward: "Okay... That's just gross."
===
Edward: "You're pretty smart to get an army of religious drones that will follow your every whim."
Father Cornello: "I don't care about all that. I'm just using my power to take advantage of women who have lost loved ones and are in a vulnerable position. It makes them open to suggestions. So I use that to have sex with them in a very uncomfortable place."
Edward: "What, like the back of a Volkswagon?"
Father Cornello: "No. More like- hey, is that a microphone? Oh, fudge monkey."
===
Edward: "Time to give it up, Priest. This is the last time religion will be used to take advantage of people and exhaust them of their money and hope."
Alphonse: "Yeah, right. Not in this anime."
===
Edward: "Now, to completely emasculate my brother in front of millions!"
Alphonse: "I hate you, Ed."
===
Edward: "What's that, Al? You think we should return my body normal first because my automail is a total burden, even though it gets me so many hot chicks? Thanks, Al."
Alphonse: "Sleep with your eyes open tonight, Ed. Sleep with them open."
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Megumi33's SMA series Quotes
"Don't worry, kitty. Japan is pro-choice!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Screw this! I don't want rabies."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Oh, boy. I haven't eaten in a full five seconds! Well, time for lunch!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Dammit, Serena! You failed again! You know, every time you fail, I lose a dollar of my paycheck."-Miss Haruna
"Maybe I can burn this paper when I get home."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Man, what a body. I wonder how many times she throws up a day?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"I'm so depressed! I know what I'll do; I'm gonna go home, eat my weight in doughnuts, throw them up, and eat them up again."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Moother! You can't do this to me! I got nowhere else to go!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Good thing we had that teleporter installed in the backyard."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Holy s***, you can make gold come out of your butt?!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Well, that was strange. Go, my zombies!"-Molly's Mom monster
"I am Tuxedo Mask. With this rose, I do declare, this is a haiku."-Darien (Tuxedo Mask)
"Who's stupid now, Molly? Huh? Who's stupid now?! And now for a quick nap."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Gawd, is she snoring, or trying to throw up her lunch?"-random friend
"Wow, I love this job. They're all sleeping!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Serena... Do you ever think before you talk?"-Luna
"Oh, God, glass! Oh, I'm fine."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Freaking heels!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Quick, Serena, while we're floating in mid-air! Transform!"-Luna
"Riiight... Well, I'm out of here."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This is the fourth time this week I'm gonna be late... and it's only Tuesday!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hey, careful! I don't have any brain cells left."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"It's alright. I'm just dead inside, and it's all your fault."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Look at all those completely normal-looking people out there!"-Molly
"Wow, those guys are either really smelly, or they're taking some really awesome drug. And I wanna try!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Well, that was anti-climactic."- shower-lurking Negamonster-of-the-Day
"It never gets old, waking up in a random place with comatose bodies all around me."-Molly
"So long as you're not a blatant f*cking homosexual this time, because that last effort was absolutely abysmal."-Queen Beryl
"So how will you fail this time?"-Queen Beryl
"I will use something the humans call 'a computer', where they view things like YouTube and Facebook, and... PornoTube."-Jedite
"Is that those things Jesus did? Like with the bread and fish? Is Jesus gonna come, is he gonna make food?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"What the f*ck do I care about geography? All the bad guys attack Japan anyway, it's not like I'm going anywhere."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"She might be from the Negaverse. Or I could be completely wrong... but I'm running Window Vista, so I have to be right."-Moon Intelligence System
"I'm still fat from the other episode."-unnamed fat friend
"You realize you're only here to make us skinny and good-looking by comparison?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hear that, Melvin? That's the bell. It means it's time for you to drop dead."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Wow, the rumors were true! You are a complete nerd!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That sounds like an inter-species relation."-Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury)
"I'm gonna smile, and pretend I know what that means."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That's one of those things you think, but don't actually say."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Here we go; We need to go north, east, north, south-west, east-north. So, uh... that way."-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"If you're gonna wish for something, at least wish for something that will help us!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Bulimia; zero the calories, twice the flavor!"-Serena/Sailor Moon (this was said in the Sailor Says section, so it could be either)
"Piggies! I smell bacon!"-Serena/Sailor Moon
"Why did you disguise yourself right in front of the bad guy, where she can blatantly see you doing it?"-Luna
"This show makes no sense!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Ooh, Sailor V goes to Hollywood! Can I borrow this Sailor V comic? I love Sailor V. She's Sailor-tastic!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Sorry, were you talking again?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"What the f*** is this, huh?! This is the second scene to the episode... We're usually the opening skit!"-Queen Beryl
"i r super strong!"-Jedite
"I love the screams of children!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I'm pretending this horsie is Tuxedo Mask!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This is no time to be fantasizing about a boy that you never talk to."-Luna
"Sit down and shut up."-Luna
"You wanna have fun, huh? Well, so do I. But instead my life is a miserable pit of despair! But you don't see me complaining!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Holy crap. Quick, Rei, use your voice to scare it away!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"All of our animals are magical robots."-Neverland Princess
"I think this woman is evil... And not the good kind."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Let's split up. Serena, go with Rei, and I'll go with the nerd. K, bye."-Luna
"She's too nice! I don't like it!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"He's not a furrie! Don't pressure him!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Stop ruining other people's joy!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hey... I get it. That's actually funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ah, God, it hurts to laugh!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"God, it hurts to laugh!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"The rose stopped the planes?! Plot hole!"- said by Sailor Moon, Mars, and maybe Mercury together
"Jesus on toast! Just do it already!"-Queen Beryl
"You know my mom had her tubes tied after me, so she would never make a mistake like me again. I mean, hell, I have a Boston accent in Japan!"-Molly
"My flowing hair obviously shows that I am better than you."-Nephlite
"Sorry about breaking your wrist, but believe me when I say it was worth it."-Nephlite
"Oh, you're going to save her, or someone's going to need some plastic surgery... And it isn't Micheal Jackson!"-Luna
"Oh, God! The beautiful nature! It burns with the fire of a thousand suns!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Why the hell are we outside? I wanna go shopping."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Even though I've never met you before, I'm gonna tell you about my sorrows."-Mr. Baxster
"I'm going to have an exastenchal moment in the middle of the street."-Luna
"Darien?! What are you doing touching my pussy?!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Oooh! His 80s jogging uniform sets a fire in my soul!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Everything is ruled by the stars. The movement of the stars rules everything. The ruling of everything is by the stars. Those stars, they rule. Oh, I feel it, Mr. Baxster. You've reached your energy peak. Rule me, baby... by the stars."-Nephlite
"Aw! Bitch, when I say you jump, you jump!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"They came to my temple, where I accidentally nearly murdered that fat bitch. Ya know, that one where everyone was disappearing? But don't worry, that doesn't happen anymore."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I study ways to sacrifice all our patrons to Satan."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"He's into fulfilling the black pit of with the screams of sacrificial lambs?"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I'm so mad... but I'm not gonna actually do anything about it."-Mr. Baxster
"Oh, God. This plot was killing me."-Nephlite
"Ohhh! Those nuts are mine!"-Random construction worker covered by biting squirrels
"F**king pokemon."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This Peter Phile! He goes to Rei's all-girls school... Amy, let's go stalk him!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"I love nerds!"-Molly
"Catholic girls taste better!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Good thing I brought my mega lens tocature this serene sunset. What a perfect shot. Though maybe leaning precariously on the edge of a cliff with a fifty pound camera lens is not such a good- oh, shit!"-Peter Phile
"Hey, kid. Is that lens compensating for something?"-Nephlite
"What the f**k is up with your shoulders?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Just shut up and kill me!"-camera Negamonster-of-the-Day
"No, this small rabbit just appeared by my head!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Why did you do that in the middle of the living room?"-Luna
(reading a kidnapping note) "'Bring us your crystal, or we'll kill the chick with the annoying voice.' That could be anyone on this show!"-Nephlite
"Dark Crystal! I command you to show me the crystals one at a time throughout the next seven episodes!"-Zoisite
"Listen, Zoisite, I want to commend you on your retrieval of the first crystal. But don't get a big head. There are six more and you're doomed for failure. It's the fate of being a bad guy, you see. Just a... plot element, ya know."-Queen Beryl
"Now, crystal, show me the next target! A priest? Are we allowed to do this? I don't want the Vatican comin' after us or something."-Zoisite
"See, Molly? You just don't learn. Melvin and I come over and you give us something to drink, but no goddamn cookies again! I mean, seriously, all your manners go out the window when you get depressed. I get it. Your boyfriend died. Get over it!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"According to Wikipedia, the Negaverse is after the seven Pride Crystals for the next six episodes."-Luna
"No, it gives them less energy, they're on an energy diet. Of course it gives them more energy!"-Luna
"Over a millenia ago, the Moon Kingdom was under attack by the evil Negaverse. And then some stuff happened, and shit blew up, and you all went into these little bubbles. And blah, blah, blah-"(those blahs go on for a while, so let's stop there)-Luna
"No matter how smart I am, I'm still the most useless one here."-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"Am I the only one who thinks it's weird we take orders from a talking cat?"-Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter)
"Oh, God! She's sooo boring! It makes me wanna claw out my face, just so I know I'm still alive!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Only now are the warriors being reborn- which is terribly convenient, if you ask me."-Luna
"I think you were falsely labeled as the smartest scout."-Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter)
"Excuse me. Oh, you're a priest! Uh... Nah, too easy."-Molly
"Jesus, space cats are creepy."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"As much as I find Molly a liability, you really should help her."-Luna
"Thank God for plot holes!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"How can it be so hard to find a floating orange crystal, dammit!"-Zoisite
"I'm Bobo the Boxing Jehovah's Witness."-unnamed priest
"Lita! God, never heard of public transportation?"-Luna
"Finders, keepers! I'm keeping this locket that he dropped. Totally my property now."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This show is so f**ked up."-Luna
"Screw you(!)"-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"I love tequila, but it sure hates me."-Chad
"I love when hobos sleep on my steps."-Rei's Grandpa
"The fact that I'm showing up within the first 30 seconds of this episode proves that I'm not going to succeed, even though all the odds are in my favor."-Zoisite
"So, old man, you think you can stop me? Well, fine. While I wait for you to weaken, I'll go do something no one would expect- chase after some pussy!"-Zoisite
"Well, that was just pointless and weird."-Luna
"Oh God, you're more creepier and fatter than Serena!"-Luna
"Hey, Rei, how's the hobo-sacrificing going?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Tubular! Canabalism, man."-Chad
"I like making up words! Fudge-crackle snot!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That's the plot hole you center in on?"-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"God dammit, I'm always foiled!"-Zoisite
"I defy physics!"-Zoisite
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Beryl: "Curse this foul dial up. It never works!"
SMA's Jesus: "Just hit it a little!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "
Luna: "
Serena (Sailor Moon): "
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "
Luna: "
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I'm gonna call you Fluffy."
Luna: "Oh, for God's sake."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "You can read?!"
Luna: "Serena, if I can talk, of course I can read!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "You can talk?!"
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Random friend number... something: "Gawd, is she snoring, or trying to throw up her lunch?"
Random friend number something after that: "I think both."
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Luna: "This pen can disguise you into whatever you want."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh! Can I write with it?"
Luna: "No."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But it's a... pen."
Luna: "No!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Wow, I love this job. They're all sleeping!"
Luna: "Serena... Do you ever think before you talk?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"
Jedite: "Lots of pretty words, Miss Moon. But is that all they are... pretty words?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Riiight... Well, I'm out of here."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hey, careful! I don't have any brain cells left."
Molly: "What brain cells?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "The ones in my brain, duhh!"
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Luna: "Are you mad at me for not entering the contest with you?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "No... It's alright. I'm just dead inside, and it's all your fault."
Luna: "Well, right-o, then! Let's go."
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Jedite: "I have a new plan to gather energy, my queen."
Beryl: "So long as you're not a blatant f*cking homosexual this time, because that last effort was absolutely abysmal."
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Beryl: "So how will you fail this time?"
Jedite: "I will use something the humans call 'a computer', where they view things like YouTube and Facebook, and... PornoTube."
Beryl: "That sounds very interesting... especially that last one..."
Jedite: "Why? So you can download more Kelly Clarkson songs?"
Beryl: "Yeah... yeah, that's it..."
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Luna: "You reap what you sew."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I hate sewing."
Luna: "Serena, it was a proverb."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Is that those things Jesus did? Like with the bread and fish? Is Jesus gonna come, is he gonna make food?"
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Luna: "Shut up and study. You need to learn about things like geography."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What the f*ck do I care about geography? All the bad guys attack Japan anyway, it's not like I'm going anywhere."
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Moon Computer's Intelligence System: "Here's a girl I've been sta-waaatching for a while now."
Luna: "Who is this?"
Moon Computer's Intelligence System: "I dunno, but she might be from the Negaverse. Or I could be completely wrong... but I'm running Window Vista, so I have to be right."
Luna: "Well, I'm completely sold."
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Unnamed friend always refered to as "fat girl": "I'm still fat from the other episode."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah, you realize you're only here to make us skinny and good-looking by comparison?"
Melvin: "Did I hear "good-looking?""
(the school bell rings)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hear that, Melvin? That's the bell. It means it's time for you to drop dead."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hi, I'm Serena. This my cat, Luna."
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Hi, I'm Amy."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "I'm Amy!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Huh? You wanna go have a burger with me?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "No, I-"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "And parfaits too? Wow! We're gonna be great friends!"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Actually, could you point me to the library?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Huh?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "A library!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What's that?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Those places with books."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Cooks? There's food there?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "No, books!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What's that?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "It's not important..."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna just likes to pretend she can talk by nibbling on my ear."
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "That sounds like an inter-species relation."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I'm gonna smile, and pretend I know what that means."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Let's go, Mercury!"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Let's clean her clock!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "See, Amy... that's one of those things you think, but don't actually say."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hey, where did you get that?"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Luna's butt."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah? There's where I got my pen. And a few other things..."
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Ok, here we go. We need to go north, east, north, south-west, east-north. So, uh... that way."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "There she is! Haa- ah. I can't move my legs."
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Oh no, I can't move either! I wish Luna were here."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "The cat? What the hell could she do? If you're gonna wish for something, at least wish for something that will help us."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh, Sailor V goes to Hollywood! Can I borrow this Sailor V comic? I love Sailor V. She's Sailor-tastic!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "No! I haven't even read that Sailor V comic yet. You can't take my Sailor V away!"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Wait... Sailor? You mean like a Sailor Scout?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Sorry, were you talking again?"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "I love the screams of children!"
Luna: "I'm ignoring that."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "I wanna have fun."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "You wanna have fun, huh? Well, so do I. But instead my life is a miserable pit of despair! But you don't see me complaining, huh?!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Actually..."
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Hey... Serena... Doesn't he kind of look like Tuxedo Mask?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "No way! Tuxedo Mask is way too cool, and way not a pedophile like this asshole is!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "I can hear you."
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Luna: "Careful, we're hallucenating."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Wouldn't be the first time!"
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Nephlite: "I have a way to gather more energy from one person than Jedite could from a hundred."
Beryl: "Oh, really? And how is that?"
Nephlite: "
Beryl: "
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "What? I could've sworn you were a miserable only child."
Molly: "No, you're right. She's not really my big sister. You know my mom had her tubes tied after me, so she would never make a mistake like me again. I mean, hell, I have a Boston accent in Japan!"
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Moon Intelligence System: "Password?"
Luna: "Kitty is hungry."
Moon Intelligence System: "Kitty will be fed."
Luna: "Prove it."
Moon Intelligence System: "Later."
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Shut up, guys. I'm here to visit my friend, Mr. Baxster. Hello, Mr. Baxster."
Mr. Baxster: "Oh, Amy, you're lookin' fresh and supple today."
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "What?"
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Mr. Baxster: "And I see you brought your friends. Even though I've never met you before, I'm gonna tell you about my sorrows."
Rei (Sailor Mars) *thinking*: "Why does he think we care?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Look, there's the photography nerd!"
Molly: "I love nerds!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Like Melvin?"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Let's see some ID, kiddies."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Rei? What the hell? Let us in!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Paparazzi only! Too bad, loser!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Who died and made you school security?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Satan!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But you go to a Catholic school!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Catholic girls taste better!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Darien?! What are you doing touching my pussy?!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "It smells like you."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "We're still talking about the cat, right?"
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Andrew: "So, how did you and Serena meet, ay?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "They came to my temple, where I accidentally nearly murdered that fat bitch. Ya know, that one where everyone was disappearing? But don't worry, that doesn't happen anymore."
Andrew: "Oh, ay... What, uh... do you do up there, ay?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "I study ways to sacrifice all our patrons to Satan."
Andrew: "Ay...? You should talk to Darien. I think he'd be more interested."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Oooh! He's into fulfilling the black pit of with the screams of sacrificial lambs?"
Andrew: "Uh... yeah, ay."
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Zoisite: "Dark Crystal! I command you to show me the crystals one at a time throughout the next seven episodes!"
Homing Crystal: "K."
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Mystery Princess (Serena) *in Golem's voice*: "Tuxedo Mask... my precious..."
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Show me your face!"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "No!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Then show me your boobs!"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "Maybe later."
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Now, please?"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "Well, okay."
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Luna: "Yes, well, according to Wikipedia, the Negaverse is after the seven Pride Crystals for the next six episodes."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "What happened to them sucking everyone's energy?"
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter) *says semi-sarcastically*: "Maybe the crystals give them more energy?"
Luna: "No, it gives them less energy, they're on an energy diet. Of course it gives them more energy!"
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Luna: "Over a millenia ago, the Moon Kingdom was under attack by the evil Negaverse. And then some stuff happened, and shit blew up, and you all went into these little bubbles. And blah, blah, blah-"(those blahs continue until the next Luna quotation I write in her)
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "No matter how smart I am, I'm still the most useless one here."
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "Am I the only one who thinks it's weird we take orders from a talking cat?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Oh, God! She's sooo boring! It makes me wanna claw out my face, just so I know I'm still alive!"
Luna: "...And the seven warriors were locked in Queen Serenity's Silver Imperial Crystal. But then the Crystal blew up into these seven Rainbow Pride Crystals, for absolutely no reason. And they all flew to Earth, and only now are the warriors being reborn- which is terribly convenient, if you ask me."
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Luna: "Serena! You just transformed in front of all of them!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Thank God for plot holes!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oooh! What are you doing, putting me down in a position like this?"
*Tuxedo Mask jumps away*
Serena (Sailor Moon): "It's ok, I'll wait."
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Luna: "Lita! God, never heard of public transportation?"
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "Huh-hurrh... Shut up!"
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Unnamed Priest: "Oh, Jesus, thank you for saving me!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What?! No way! I saved-"
SMA's Jesus: "No, no, it's cool. You're welcome!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Aw, son of a bitch."
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Luna: "Did you see that? Tuxedo Mask stole the Crystal!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Finders, keepers! I'm keeping this locket that he dropped. Totally my property now."
Luna: "This show is so f**ked up."
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Rei's Grandpa: "There's nothing wrong with me!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "You're wearing a tablecloth!"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Don't instigate him! He's been acting like a... a granolabar ever since he fell off the roof!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "A what? Does that mean I can eat him?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "C'mon, Luna, don't be such a stougemister."
Luna: "A what?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I like making up words! Fudge-crackle snot!"
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "The computer told me that there might be another Crystal in someone who lives here."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Isn't that the point of my wand?"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Sure, that's the plot hole you center in on?"
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SMA Sailor Moon Tranformations:
Moon Prism Power!
Luna: "Hey, that locket is to help you tranform into Sailor Moon. Ok, listen and repeat these words; Moon Prism Power."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Isn't that a little too cheesy?"
Luna: "Oh, bloody hell. Just say it already."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright. Moon Prism Power!"
(Serena transforms into Sailor Moon for the first time, to the song 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Woaw, what the hell was that? That felt really freaky! I don't wanna do this anymore!"
Luna: "Crap, we're screwed."
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a sexy prostitute!
Luna: "This pen can disguise you into whatever you want."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh! Can I write with it?"
Luna: "No."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But it's a... pen."
Luna: "No!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright. Turn me into a sexy prostitute!"
(transforms into what was originally called "a sophisticated talent agent")
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ohh... this isn't sexy at all..."
Luna: "Eww."
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Moon Prism Power! And make it fast! ..... I said fast!
Luna: "Quick, Serena, while we're floating in mid-air! Transform!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Moon Prism Power! And make it fast!"
(Serena's tranformation is shown at the pace if you were watching Sailor Moon on an overheated and really slow computer)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I said fast!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a sexy teacher!
Luna: "Ok, Serena, use the Luna Pen so you can get in there."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What should I disguise myself as? A computer?"
Luna: "Wow, Serena... Just wow."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oh, I know. Turn me into a sexy teacher!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a flight attendant!
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright, I'm ready to do this!"
Luna: "OK, aside from the obvious fact that this is a bus, not a plane... why did you disguise yourself right in of the bad guy, where she can blatantly see you doing it?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "It makes me feel better, ok?"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a sexy photographer!
Serena (Sailor Moon): "We're getting on that boat, dammit!"
Luna: "What?! Serena, no! That's for Sailor business!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oh, please. Did you honestly think I would never abuse the pen's power? Ha! Turn me into a sexy photographer!"
Luna: "Jesus, you look like a lesbian."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "At least I'm a sexy lesbian!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into Princess Peach! Oh, with big boobs!
Luna: "Why did you do that in the middle of the living room?"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
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SMA Sailor Moon Moves & Attacks:
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Moon... Tiara-- Vaporize!
Luna: "Serena, weren't you supposed to say "Moon Tiara Magic"?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah, but apparently American children are too stupid to notice."
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Tiara, use your Lesbian Trapper!
Luna: "How the **** did you do that?!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hell if I know. This show makes no sense!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
New Stock Footage! Moon Healing Activation!
Luna: "It's not over yet. You need to turn him human again."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna, how do you know that?"
Luna: "I read the manga."
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "What's a manga?"
Luna: "Serena, take this."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Man, it's been over twenty episodes, and I still can't get over the fact that this stuff is coming out of your a-"
Luna: "Shut up! Say "Moon Healing Activation!""
Serena (Sailor Moon): "New Stock Footage! Moon Healing Activation!"
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SMA Sailor Mercury Moves & Attacks:
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SMA Sailor Mars Moves & Attacks:
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SMA Sailor Jupiter Moves & Attacks:
Jupiter Thunder Crash!
Sailor Jupiter: "Huh. Damn, still nothin'."
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SMA Sailor Venus Moves & Attacks:
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SMA Tuxedo Mask Moves & Attacks:
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P.S. A little FYI here: The Rainbow Crystals (or, the Pride Crystals, in SMA) didn't exist in the manga. They were just made up to create more episodes for the anime... Damn fillers.
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
"Screw this! I don't want rabies."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Oh, boy. I haven't eaten in a full five seconds! Well, time for lunch!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Dammit, Serena! You failed again! You know, every time you fail, I lose a dollar of my paycheck."-Miss Haruna
"Maybe I can burn this paper when I get home."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Man, what a body. I wonder how many times she throws up a day?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"I'm so depressed! I know what I'll do; I'm gonna go home, eat my weight in doughnuts, throw them up, and eat them up again."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Moother! You can't do this to me! I got nowhere else to go!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Good thing we had that teleporter installed in the backyard."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Holy s***, you can make gold come out of your butt?!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Well, that was strange. Go, my zombies!"-Molly's Mom monster
"I am Tuxedo Mask. With this rose, I do declare, this is a haiku."-Darien (Tuxedo Mask)
"Who's stupid now, Molly? Huh? Who's stupid now?! And now for a quick nap."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Gawd, is she snoring, or trying to throw up her lunch?"-random friend
"Wow, I love this job. They're all sleeping!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Serena... Do you ever think before you talk?"-Luna
"Oh, God, glass! Oh, I'm fine."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Freaking heels!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Quick, Serena, while we're floating in mid-air! Transform!"-Luna
"Riiight... Well, I'm out of here."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This is the fourth time this week I'm gonna be late... and it's only Tuesday!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hey, careful! I don't have any brain cells left."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"It's alright. I'm just dead inside, and it's all your fault."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Look at all those completely normal-looking people out there!"-Molly
"Wow, those guys are either really smelly, or they're taking some really awesome drug. And I wanna try!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Well, that was anti-climactic."- shower-lurking Negamonster-of-the-Day
"It never gets old, waking up in a random place with comatose bodies all around me."-Molly
"So long as you're not a blatant f*cking homosexual this time, because that last effort was absolutely abysmal."-Queen Beryl
"So how will you fail this time?"-Queen Beryl
"I will use something the humans call 'a computer', where they view things like YouTube and Facebook, and... PornoTube."-Jedite
"Is that those things Jesus did? Like with the bread and fish? Is Jesus gonna come, is he gonna make food?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"What the f*ck do I care about geography? All the bad guys attack Japan anyway, it's not like I'm going anywhere."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"She might be from the Negaverse. Or I could be completely wrong... but I'm running Window Vista, so I have to be right."-Moon Intelligence System
"I'm still fat from the other episode."-unnamed fat friend
"You realize you're only here to make us skinny and good-looking by comparison?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hear that, Melvin? That's the bell. It means it's time for you to drop dead."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Wow, the rumors were true! You are a complete nerd!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That sounds like an inter-species relation."-Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury)
"I'm gonna smile, and pretend I know what that means."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That's one of those things you think, but don't actually say."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Here we go; We need to go north, east, north, south-west, east-north. So, uh... that way."-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"If you're gonna wish for something, at least wish for something that will help us!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Bulimia; zero the calories, twice the flavor!"-Serena/Sailor Moon (this was said in the Sailor Says section, so it could be either)
"Piggies! I smell bacon!"-Serena/Sailor Moon
"Why did you disguise yourself right in front of the bad guy, where she can blatantly see you doing it?"-Luna
"This show makes no sense!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Ooh, Sailor V goes to Hollywood! Can I borrow this Sailor V comic? I love Sailor V. She's Sailor-tastic!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Sorry, were you talking again?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"What the f*** is this, huh?! This is the second scene to the episode... We're usually the opening skit!"-Queen Beryl
"i r super strong!"-Jedite
"I love the screams of children!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I'm pretending this horsie is Tuxedo Mask!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This is no time to be fantasizing about a boy that you never talk to."-Luna
"Sit down and shut up."-Luna
"You wanna have fun, huh? Well, so do I. But instead my life is a miserable pit of despair! But you don't see me complaining!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Holy crap. Quick, Rei, use your voice to scare it away!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"All of our animals are magical robots."-Neverland Princess
"I think this woman is evil... And not the good kind."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Let's split up. Serena, go with Rei, and I'll go with the nerd. K, bye."-Luna
"She's too nice! I don't like it!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"He's not a furrie! Don't pressure him!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Stop ruining other people's joy!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hey... I get it. That's actually funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ah, God, it hurts to laugh!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"God, it hurts to laugh!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"The rose stopped the planes?! Plot hole!"- said by Sailor Moon, Mars, and maybe Mercury together
"Jesus on toast! Just do it already!"-Queen Beryl
"You know my mom had her tubes tied after me, so she would never make a mistake like me again. I mean, hell, I have a Boston accent in Japan!"-Molly
"My flowing hair obviously shows that I am better than you."-Nephlite
"Sorry about breaking your wrist, but believe me when I say it was worth it."-Nephlite
"Oh, you're going to save her, or someone's going to need some plastic surgery... And it isn't Micheal Jackson!"-Luna
"Oh, God! The beautiful nature! It burns with the fire of a thousand suns!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Why the hell are we outside? I wanna go shopping."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Even though I've never met you before, I'm gonna tell you about my sorrows."-Mr. Baxster
"I'm going to have an exastenchal moment in the middle of the street."-Luna
"Darien?! What are you doing touching my pussy?!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Oooh! His 80s jogging uniform sets a fire in my soul!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Everything is ruled by the stars. The movement of the stars rules everything. The ruling of everything is by the stars. Those stars, they rule. Oh, I feel it, Mr. Baxster. You've reached your energy peak. Rule me, baby... by the stars."-Nephlite
"Aw! Bitch, when I say you jump, you jump!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"They came to my temple, where I accidentally nearly murdered that fat bitch. Ya know, that one where everyone was disappearing? But don't worry, that doesn't happen anymore."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I study ways to sacrifice all our patrons to Satan."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"He's into fulfilling the black pit of with the screams of sacrificial lambs?"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I'm so mad... but I'm not gonna actually do anything about it."-Mr. Baxster
"Oh, God. This plot was killing me."-Nephlite
"Ohhh! Those nuts are mine!"-Random construction worker covered by biting squirrels
"F**king pokemon."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This Peter Phile! He goes to Rei's all-girls school... Amy, let's go stalk him!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"I love nerds!"-Molly
"Catholic girls taste better!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Good thing I brought my mega lens tocature this serene sunset. What a perfect shot. Though maybe leaning precariously on the edge of a cliff with a fifty pound camera lens is not such a good- oh, shit!"-Peter Phile
"Hey, kid. Is that lens compensating for something?"-Nephlite
"What the f**k is up with your shoulders?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Just shut up and kill me!"-camera Negamonster-of-the-Day
"No, this small rabbit just appeared by my head!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Why did you do that in the middle of the living room?"-Luna
(reading a kidnapping note) "'Bring us your crystal, or we'll kill the chick with the annoying voice.' That could be anyone on this show!"-Nephlite
"Dark Crystal! I command you to show me the crystals one at a time throughout the next seven episodes!"-Zoisite
"Listen, Zoisite, I want to commend you on your retrieval of the first crystal. But don't get a big head. There are six more and you're doomed for failure. It's the fate of being a bad guy, you see. Just a... plot element, ya know."-Queen Beryl
"Now, crystal, show me the next target! A priest? Are we allowed to do this? I don't want the Vatican comin' after us or something."-Zoisite
"See, Molly? You just don't learn. Melvin and I come over and you give us something to drink, but no goddamn cookies again! I mean, seriously, all your manners go out the window when you get depressed. I get it. Your boyfriend died. Get over it!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"According to Wikipedia, the Negaverse is after the seven Pride Crystals for the next six episodes."-Luna
"No, it gives them less energy, they're on an energy diet. Of course it gives them more energy!"-Luna
"Over a millenia ago, the Moon Kingdom was under attack by the evil Negaverse. And then some stuff happened, and shit blew up, and you all went into these little bubbles. And blah, blah, blah-"(those blahs go on for a while, so let's stop there)-Luna
"No matter how smart I am, I'm still the most useless one here."-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"Am I the only one who thinks it's weird we take orders from a talking cat?"-Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter)
"Oh, God! She's sooo boring! It makes me wanna claw out my face, just so I know I'm still alive!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Only now are the warriors being reborn- which is terribly convenient, if you ask me."-Luna
"I think you were falsely labeled as the smartest scout."-Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter)
"Excuse me. Oh, you're a priest! Uh... Nah, too easy."-Molly
"Jesus, space cats are creepy."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"As much as I find Molly a liability, you really should help her."-Luna
"Thank God for plot holes!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"How can it be so hard to find a floating orange crystal, dammit!"-Zoisite
"I'm Bobo the Boxing Jehovah's Witness."-unnamed priest
"Lita! God, never heard of public transportation?"-Luna
"Finders, keepers! I'm keeping this locket that he dropped. Totally my property now."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This show is so f**ked up."-Luna
"Screw you(!)"-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"I love tequila, but it sure hates me."-Chad
"I love when hobos sleep on my steps."-Rei's Grandpa
"The fact that I'm showing up within the first 30 seconds of this episode proves that I'm not going to succeed, even though all the odds are in my favor."-Zoisite
"So, old man, you think you can stop me? Well, fine. While I wait for you to weaken, I'll go do something no one would expect- chase after some pussy!"-Zoisite
"Well, that was just pointless and weird."-Luna
"Oh God, you're more creepier and fatter than Serena!"-Luna
"Hey, Rei, how's the hobo-sacrificing going?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Tubular! Canabalism, man."-Chad
"I like making up words! Fudge-crackle snot!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That's the plot hole you center in on?"-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"God dammit, I'm always foiled!"-Zoisite
"I defy physics!"-Zoisite
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Beryl: "Curse this foul dial up. It never works!"
SMA's Jesus: "Just hit it a little!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "
Luna: "
Serena (Sailor Moon): "
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "
Luna: "
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I'm gonna call you Fluffy."
Luna: "Oh, for God's sake."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "You can read?!"
Luna: "Serena, if I can talk, of course I can read!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "You can talk?!"
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Random friend number... something: "Gawd, is she snoring, or trying to throw up her lunch?"
Random friend number something after that: "I think both."
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Luna: "This pen can disguise you into whatever you want."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh! Can I write with it?"
Luna: "No."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But it's a... pen."
Luna: "No!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Wow, I love this job. They're all sleeping!"
Luna: "Serena... Do you ever think before you talk?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"
Jedite: "Lots of pretty words, Miss Moon. But is that all they are... pretty words?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Riiight... Well, I'm out of here."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hey, careful! I don't have any brain cells left."
Molly: "What brain cells?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "The ones in my brain, duhh!"
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Luna: "Are you mad at me for not entering the contest with you?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "No... It's alright. I'm just dead inside, and it's all your fault."
Luna: "Well, right-o, then! Let's go."
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Jedite: "I have a new plan to gather energy, my queen."
Beryl: "So long as you're not a blatant f*cking homosexual this time, because that last effort was absolutely abysmal."
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Beryl: "So how will you fail this time?"
Jedite: "I will use something the humans call 'a computer', where they view things like YouTube and Facebook, and... PornoTube."
Beryl: "That sounds very interesting... especially that last one..."
Jedite: "Why? So you can download more Kelly Clarkson songs?"
Beryl: "Yeah... yeah, that's it..."
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Luna: "You reap what you sew."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I hate sewing."
Luna: "Serena, it was a proverb."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Is that those things Jesus did? Like with the bread and fish? Is Jesus gonna come, is he gonna make food?"
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Luna: "Shut up and study. You need to learn about things like geography."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What the f*ck do I care about geography? All the bad guys attack Japan anyway, it's not like I'm going anywhere."
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Moon Computer's Intelligence System: "Here's a girl I've been sta-waaatching for a while now."
Luna: "Who is this?"
Moon Computer's Intelligence System: "I dunno, but she might be from the Negaverse. Or I could be completely wrong... but I'm running Window Vista, so I have to be right."
Luna: "Well, I'm completely sold."
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Unnamed friend always refered to as "fat girl": "I'm still fat from the other episode."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah, you realize you're only here to make us skinny and good-looking by comparison?"
Melvin: "Did I hear "good-looking?""
(the school bell rings)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hear that, Melvin? That's the bell. It means it's time for you to drop dead."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hi, I'm Serena. This my cat, Luna."
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Hi, I'm Amy."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "I'm Amy!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Huh? You wanna go have a burger with me?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "No, I-"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "And parfaits too? Wow! We're gonna be great friends!"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Actually, could you point me to the library?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Huh?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "A library!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What's that?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Those places with books."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Cooks? There's food there?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "No, books!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What's that?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "It's not important..."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna just likes to pretend she can talk by nibbling on my ear."
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "That sounds like an inter-species relation."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I'm gonna smile, and pretend I know what that means."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Let's go, Mercury!"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Let's clean her clock!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "See, Amy... that's one of those things you think, but don't actually say."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hey, where did you get that?"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Luna's butt."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah? There's where I got my pen. And a few other things..."
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Ok, here we go. We need to go north, east, north, south-west, east-north. So, uh... that way."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "There she is! Haa- ah. I can't move my legs."
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Oh no, I can't move either! I wish Luna were here."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "The cat? What the hell could she do? If you're gonna wish for something, at least wish for something that will help us."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh, Sailor V goes to Hollywood! Can I borrow this Sailor V comic? I love Sailor V. She's Sailor-tastic!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "No! I haven't even read that Sailor V comic yet. You can't take my Sailor V away!"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Wait... Sailor? You mean like a Sailor Scout?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Sorry, were you talking again?"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "I love the screams of children!"
Luna: "I'm ignoring that."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "I wanna have fun."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "You wanna have fun, huh? Well, so do I. But instead my life is a miserable pit of despair! But you don't see me complaining, huh?!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Actually..."
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Hey... Serena... Doesn't he kind of look like Tuxedo Mask?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "No way! Tuxedo Mask is way too cool, and way not a pedophile like this asshole is!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "I can hear you."
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Luna: "Careful, we're hallucenating."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Wouldn't be the first time!"
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Nephlite: "I have a way to gather more energy from one person than Jedite could from a hundred."
Beryl: "Oh, really? And how is that?"
Nephlite: "
Beryl: "
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "What? I could've sworn you were a miserable only child."
Molly: "No, you're right. She's not really my big sister. You know my mom had her tubes tied after me, so she would never make a mistake like me again. I mean, hell, I have a Boston accent in Japan!"
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Moon Intelligence System: "Password?"
Luna: "Kitty is hungry."
Moon Intelligence System: "Kitty will be fed."
Luna: "Prove it."
Moon Intelligence System: "Later."
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Shut up, guys. I'm here to visit my friend, Mr. Baxster. Hello, Mr. Baxster."
Mr. Baxster: "Oh, Amy, you're lookin' fresh and supple today."
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "What?"
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Mr. Baxster: "And I see you brought your friends. Even though I've never met you before, I'm gonna tell you about my sorrows."
Rei (Sailor Mars) *thinking*: "Why does he think we care?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Look, there's the photography nerd!"
Molly: "I love nerds!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Like Melvin?"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Let's see some ID, kiddies."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Rei? What the hell? Let us in!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Paparazzi only! Too bad, loser!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Who died and made you school security?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Satan!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But you go to a Catholic school!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Catholic girls taste better!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Darien?! What are you doing touching my pussy?!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "It smells like you."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "We're still talking about the cat, right?"
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Andrew: "So, how did you and Serena meet, ay?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "They came to my temple, where I accidentally nearly murdered that fat bitch. Ya know, that one where everyone was disappearing? But don't worry, that doesn't happen anymore."
Andrew: "Oh, ay... What, uh... do you do up there, ay?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "I study ways to sacrifice all our patrons to Satan."
Andrew: "Ay...? You should talk to Darien. I think he'd be more interested."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Oooh! He's into fulfilling the black pit of with the screams of sacrificial lambs?"
Andrew: "Uh... yeah, ay."
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Zoisite: "Dark Crystal! I command you to show me the crystals one at a time throughout the next seven episodes!"
Homing Crystal: "K."
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Mystery Princess (Serena) *in Golem's voice*: "Tuxedo Mask... my precious..."
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Show me your face!"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "No!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Then show me your boobs!"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "Maybe later."
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Now, please?"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "Well, okay."
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Luna: "Yes, well, according to Wikipedia, the Negaverse is after the seven Pride Crystals for the next six episodes."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "What happened to them sucking everyone's energy?"
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter) *says semi-sarcastically*: "Maybe the crystals give them more energy?"
Luna: "No, it gives them less energy, they're on an energy diet. Of course it gives them more energy!"
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Luna: "Over a millenia ago, the Moon Kingdom was under attack by the evil Negaverse. And then some stuff happened, and shit blew up, and you all went into these little bubbles. And blah, blah, blah-"(those blahs continue until the next Luna quotation I write in her)
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "No matter how smart I am, I'm still the most useless one here."
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "Am I the only one who thinks it's weird we take orders from a talking cat?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Oh, God! She's sooo boring! It makes me wanna claw out my face, just so I know I'm still alive!"
Luna: "...And the seven warriors were locked in Queen Serenity's Silver Imperial Crystal. But then the Crystal blew up into these seven Rainbow Pride Crystals, for absolutely no reason. And they all flew to Earth, and only now are the warriors being reborn- which is terribly convenient, if you ask me."
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Luna: "Serena! You just transformed in front of all of them!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Thank God for plot holes!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oooh! What are you doing, putting me down in a position like this?"
*Tuxedo Mask jumps away*
Serena (Sailor Moon): "It's ok, I'll wait."
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Luna: "Lita! God, never heard of public transportation?"
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "Huh-hurrh... Shut up!"
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Unnamed Priest: "Oh, Jesus, thank you for saving me!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What?! No way! I saved-"
SMA's Jesus: "No, no, it's cool. You're welcome!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Aw, son of a bitch."
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Luna: "Did you see that? Tuxedo Mask stole the Crystal!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Finders, keepers! I'm keeping this locket that he dropped. Totally my property now."
Luna: "This show is so f**ked up."
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Rei's Grandpa: "There's nothing wrong with me!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "You're wearing a tablecloth!"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Don't instigate him! He's been acting like a... a granolabar ever since he fell off the roof!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "A what? Does that mean I can eat him?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "C'mon, Luna, don't be such a stougemister."
Luna: "A what?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I like making up words! Fudge-crackle snot!"
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "The computer told me that there might be another Crystal in someone who lives here."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Isn't that the point of my wand?"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Sure, that's the plot hole you center in on?"
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SMA Sailor Moon Tranformations:
Moon Prism Power!
Luna: "Hey, that locket is to help you tranform into Sailor Moon. Ok, listen and repeat these words; Moon Prism Power."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Isn't that a little too cheesy?"
Luna: "Oh, bloody hell. Just say it already."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright. Moon Prism Power!"
(Serena transforms into Sailor Moon for the first time, to the song 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Woaw, what the hell was that? That felt really freaky! I don't wanna do this anymore!"
Luna: "Crap, we're screwed."
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a sexy prostitute!
Luna: "This pen can disguise you into whatever you want."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh! Can I write with it?"
Luna: "No."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But it's a... pen."
Luna: "No!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright. Turn me into a sexy prostitute!"
(transforms into what was originally called "a sophisticated talent agent")
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ohh... this isn't sexy at all..."
Luna: "Eww."
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Moon Prism Power! And make it fast!
Luna: "Quick, Serena, while we're floating in mid-air! Transform!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Moon Prism Power! And make it fast!"
(Serena's tranformation is shown at the pace if you were watching Sailor Moon on an overheated and really slow computer)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I said fast!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a sexy teacher!
Luna: "Ok, Serena, use the Luna Pen so you can get in there."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What should I disguise myself as? A computer?"
Luna: "Wow, Serena... Just wow."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oh, I know. Turn me into a sexy teacher!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a flight attendant!
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright, I'm ready to do this!"
Luna: "OK, aside from the obvious fact that this is a bus, not a plane... why did you disguise yourself right in of the bad guy, where she can blatantly see you doing it?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "It makes me feel better, ok?"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a sexy photographer!
Serena (Sailor Moon): "We're getting on that boat, dammit!"
Luna: "What?! Serena, no! That's for Sailor business!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oh, please. Did you honestly think I would never abuse the pen's power? Ha! Turn me into a sexy photographer!"
Luna: "Jesus, you look like a lesbian."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "At least I'm a sexy lesbian!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into Princess Peach! Oh, with big boobs!
Luna: "Why did you do that in the middle of the living room?"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
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SMA Sailor Moon Moves & Attacks:
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Moon... Tiara-- Vaporize!
Luna: "Serena, weren't you supposed to say "Moon Tiara Magic"?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah, but apparently American children are too stupid to notice."
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Tiara, use your Lesbian Trapper!
Luna: "How the **** did you do that?!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hell if I know. This show makes no sense!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
New Stock Footage! Moon Healing Activation!
Luna: "It's not over yet. You need to turn him human again."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna, how do you know that?"
Luna: "I read the manga."
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "What's a manga?"
Luna: "Serena, take this."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Man, it's been over twenty episodes, and I still can't get over the fact that this stuff is coming out of your a-"
Luna: "Shut up! Say "Moon Healing Activation!""
Serena (Sailor Moon): "New Stock Footage! Moon Healing Activation!"
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SMA Sailor Mercury Moves & Attacks:
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SMA Sailor Jupiter Moves & Attacks:
Jupiter Thunder Crash!
Sailor Jupiter: "Huh. Damn, still nothin'."
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SMA Sailor Venus Moves & Attacks:
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P.S. A little FYI here: The Rainbow Crystals (or, the Pride Crystals, in SMA) didn't exist in the manga. They were just made up to create more episodes for the anime... Damn fillers.
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Taekmkm Gundam SEED Abridging Quotes
"Did I pack my GameBoy?"-Athrun Zala from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"I'm Lacus. Pop singer, supermodel, you name it."-Lacus Clyne from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"Why am I such a lesbian?"-Murrue Ramius from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"No, Issac, I don't wanna play with your Wii."-Dearka Elsman from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"Wake up, or else I'll make you a grunt!"-Writer
"That's it. I'm buying them headphones next time."-Raww La Cruse
"There seems to be a lot of dying over there."-Natarle
"Do you always chase blonds down dark alleys?"-Cagalli
"Yeah, that's... definitally the opposite of what I said."-Kira
"A new ship? So what? It's nothing more than a big target." *as in ANY abridged series, he turns out to be completely wrong* "Mental note: Apparently I can't hit ships. But surely I can hit a stationary gundam!"-Raww La Cruse
"Wow... We're really getting screwed on air time, aren't we?"-Neuman
"Since when do lackeys have air time?"-Natarle
"Lieutenant Ramius? We're glad that you're alive!"-Natarle
"My name is Lieutenant Mwu La Flagga, and my motto is making the impossible possible."-Mwu
"If my stereotypes are correct, then you must be the main character."-Mwu
"You're gonna die like the rest of them... I mean, victorious. We're gonna be victorious!"-Raww La Cruse
"Even though we have four perfectly working Gundams, we're gonna play it smart and fight with JINNs."-Raww La Cruse
"Just avoid anyone with a bigger sword than you."-Raww La Cruse
"Oh, great time to apply logic."-Kira
"Oh, I don't know, maybe they're here for some chips and porn... No! They're gonna kill us!"-Mwu
"Are you trying to shoot down a mobile suit with ship lasers? Has that ever worked?"-Murrue
"Dammit, why can't I hit anything?!"-Miguel
"Huh. Is that Athrun? Flashback says yes."-Kira
"He wanted to... abridge... an abridge? Man, what's the world coming to?"-Kira
"Does no one realize bad things happen every time she talks?"-(chubby minor char. crewman)
"We have to wait until we can confirm your identity, Mwu La Flagga."-Artemis's lead filler villain
"Well... the title of the episode is called 'Vanishing Gundam', so I'm guessing it has something to do with that."-Dearka
"Man, this is, like, such a lame episode."-Izeak
I'm tired of being the one-episode-filler guys."-Artemis's lead filler villain
"So, with that logic, you think the Archangel is run by the Powerpuff Girls."-Kira
"Wait, you think I'm too young? But you thought the girl was the pilot... Boy, you're ten kinds of stupid, aren't you?"-Kira
"Well. I was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt, but, ok."-Artemis's lead filler villain
"What is with males and dead things?"-Murrue
"My, all you people have normal colored hair. This isn't a ZAFT ship."-Lacus
"So, do you have any idea why you were in the box?"-Mwu
"Hahhh... Insert randomly stupid Haro quote... Haro."-Haro
"Aw God, not black-and-white again. Come on, the last time this happened, a guy with a knife came at me."-Kira
"I'll peirce your heavens with my drill!"-Kira
"What thef*** was that about? Haro."-Haro
"Lacus, why do I think you signed my death warrant?"-Athrun
"Well, it's certainly been a while since I last piloted. And what better way than to start with a massacre?"-Raww La Cruse
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Writer: "Hello, and thank you for watching Gundam Abridged. Today on the first episode, we will- what the...? Kira. Kira, we're on. Wake up!"
Kira: "Nah-nuh... Five more minutes."
Writer: "Wake up, or else I'll make you a grunt!"
Kira: "Alright, alright, I'm up!"
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Athrun: "Kira... can you make a promise to me?"
Kira: "Sure, Athrun. What is it?"
Athrun: "Promise me you won't join the Earth Federation, kidnap girls, don't fight me to the death in some mega-battle royale."
Kira: "Uhh..."
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Cagalli: "Do you always chase blonds down dark alleys?"
Kira: "Uhh... is that a trick question?"
Cagalli: "How is that a trick question?"
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Izeak: "Dude, like, check it out. There's all these buttons and knobs, man. I wonder what they do?"
Dearka: "Oh, I guess the standard... like moving, and shooting. Seriously, did you expect some sort of easy button that said "Hey! A massacre! PUSH!" Why, back in basic training, we had to do this blindfolded with-"
Izeak: "Huh huh huh... Found it."
Dearka: "Then again, I forgot the Federation are pretty much idiots in the first place."
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Cagalli: "Oh, good. We finally found a shelter."
Kira: "Of course. I have a good sense of direction."
Cagalli: "Actually, it took us this long because of your direction."
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Neuman: "Wow... We're really getting screwed on air time, aren't we?"
Natarle: "Since when do lackeys have air time?"
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Mwu: "By the way, my name is Lieutenant Mwu La Flagga, and my motto is making the impossible possible."
Kira: "Wow. Who came up with that?"
Mwu: "Someone who's seen one too many Tom Cruise movies... as you can tell by the first episode."
Writer: "I do not!"
Murre: "What was that?"
Writer: "Uhh, nothing."
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Kira: "Uh... yes, can I help you?"
Mwu: "If my stereotypes are correct, then you must be the main character."
Kira: "That's correct, but... how?"
Mwu: "A young boy, in a mobile suit, winning his first battle, in an unorthodox way? What else could you be?"
Natarle: "Wouldn't a ZAFT spy make more sense?"
Mwu: "Wow, who hired her?"
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Raww: "Alright, so I had some set-backs when dealing with that mobile suit, but we're going to be prepared for Round 2! Even though we have four perfectly working Gundams, we're gonna play it smart and fight with JINNs."
Miguel: "Uhhh, I'm gonna have ta take a rain check on that."
Raww: "Your check's been bounced. You're gonna die like the rest of them... I mean, victorious. We're gonna be victorious!"
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Miguel: "Uhhh, I'm gonna have ta take a rain check on that."
Raww: "Your check's been bounced."
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Murrue: "Kira, I know this must be a difficult request, but... we need you to pilot the Gundam for us."
Kira: "Alright. Where do I launch?"
Murrue: "I know this must go against your ideals and- wait, what? Can you... repeat that?"
Kira: "I'm a Japanese boy. What did you think I was gonna say?"
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Kira: "Why is there a gigantic sword, anyway?"
Writer: "That's a sword specifically designed to fight ships."
Kira: "Doesn't the beam cannon accomplish the exact same thing, only... better? Why don't you just give me a beam pistol instead of boomerangs, like Exca from Gundam double O?" (pronunciation for Gundam 00)
Writer: "Because that show didn't exactly exist yet."
Kira: "Oh, great time to apply logic."
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Mwu: "It looks like ZAFT reinforcements. Get ready!"
Natarle: "Oo! I wonder what they're here for?"
Mwu: "Oh, I don't know, maybe they're here for some chips and porn... No! They're gonna kill us!"
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Mwu: "Ahh, screw this. Gimme control of the ship cannons."
Murrue: "Are you trying to shoot down a mobile suit with ship lasers? Has that ever worked?"
Mwu: "Hey, I can make the impossible possible."
Murrue: "That's definitely the biggest load of bull-"
*and then the ship laser destroys the JINN*
Mwu: "Wow. That actually worked."
Natarle: "Uhh... the colony's starting to fall apart."
Mwu: "Who cares about that? I just shot down a mobile suit with ship lasers."
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Natarle: "Uhh... the colony's starting to fall apart."
Mwu: "Who cares about that? I just shot down a mobile suit with ship lasers."
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Athrun: "Kira! That really is you, isn't it, Kira?"
Kira: "Oh. Hey, Athr-"
Athrun: "Do you not know what a childhood promise is? Did you even listen to me for one second?"
Kira: "There was a big... giant... birdie."
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Athrun: "Didn't the Writer wanna abridge the movie?"
Kira: "He wanted to... abridge... an abridge? Man, what's the world coming to?"
Writer: "I'm right here, you know!"
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Murrue: "Well... I heard of warm welcomes, but this is bit to hot even for me."
Natarle: "How is this in any way a warm welcome?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "You've never been to a frat house, have you?"
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Fllay: "Woaw... They really wanna make this place safe, don't they?"
(a bunch of soldiers with guns enter the room, completed by the accompanying sound of removing their safety-locks)
(chubby minor char. crewman): "Does no one realize bad things happen every time she talks?"
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "Haven't you ever wondered why we were never breached, ever, in this war?"
Mwu: "Because this base offers no strategic value whatsoever."
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Dearka: "Yeah, so I can't frickin' figure out why this place has a shield. I mean, c'mon, it's in the middle of nowhere. What the hell are you protecting?"
Izeak: "Li-i-ike, what a lame base. It's only impentrable because no one bothered trying to attack it."
Dearka: "I mean, c'mon, they're protecting something. It's gotta be porn."
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "Alright, I'm gonna ask this once; who's the pilot of the Gundam?"
Artemis's second "important" officer: "Please answer him. I don't wanna stick with this idiot any longer."
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(black-haired cutie crewman): "What are you planning to do with the Gundam?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Oh, nothing more than extending our air-time through this show. I'm tired of being the one-episode-filler guys."
(black-haired cutie crewman): "Uhh... don't you guys know why you only last one episode?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Eh. I don't really care, as long as we get more episodes."
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "This girl... I think she's a possible candidite to being the pilot, don't you think so?"
Kira: "Exactly what kinda logic led you to believe that?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Well, I do believe your captin is a woman, and so is your chief weaponer... So, by consistancy, the pilot must be a girl, too."
Kira: "So, with that logic, you think the Archangel is run by the Powerpuff Girls."
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Well, tell me then, who is the pilot?"
Kira: "If you've been actually paying attention for one minute, I'm the real pilot."
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Huh huh huh. Enough with the jokes. You're not the pilot. You're too young."
Kira: "Wait, you think I'm too young? But you thought the girl was the pilot... Boy, you're ten kinds of stupid, aren't you?"
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "That strength... and reflexes... you must be a coordinator!"
Artemis's second "important" officer: "Sir, if beating you up means you're a coordinater, then my 12-year-old niece is also one."
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Ok, for the record, your niece is a dirty, dirty fighter."
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"I'm Lacus. Pop singer, supermodel, you name it."-Lacus Clyne from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"Why am I such a lesbian?"-Murrue Ramius from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"No, Issac, I don't wanna play with your Wii."-Dearka Elsman from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"Wake up, or else I'll make you a grunt!"-Writer
"That's it. I'm buying them headphones next time."-Raww La Cruse
"There seems to be a lot of dying over there."-Natarle
"Do you always chase blonds down dark alleys?"-Cagalli
"Yeah, that's... definitally the opposite of what I said."-Kira
"A new ship? So what? It's nothing more than a big target." *as in ANY abridged series, he turns out to be completely wrong* "Mental note: Apparently I can't hit ships. But surely I can hit a stationary gundam!"-Raww La Cruse
"Wow... We're really getting screwed on air time, aren't we?"-Neuman
"Since when do lackeys have air time?"-Natarle
"Lieutenant Ramius? We're glad that you're alive!"-Natarle
"My name is Lieutenant Mwu La Flagga, and my motto is making the impossible possible."-Mwu
"If my stereotypes are correct, then you must be the main character."-Mwu
"You're gonna die like the rest of them... I mean, victorious. We're gonna be victorious!"-Raww La Cruse
"Even though we have four perfectly working Gundams, we're gonna play it smart and fight with JINNs."-Raww La Cruse
"Just avoid anyone with a bigger sword than you."-Raww La Cruse
"Oh, great time to apply logic."-Kira
"Oh, I don't know, maybe they're here for some chips and porn... No! They're gonna kill us!"-Mwu
"Are you trying to shoot down a mobile suit with ship lasers? Has that ever worked?"-Murrue
"Dammit, why can't I hit anything?!"-Miguel
"Huh. Is that Athrun? Flashback says yes."-Kira
"He wanted to... abridge... an abridge? Man, what's the world coming to?"-Kira
"Does no one realize bad things happen every time she talks?"-(chubby minor char. crewman)
"We have to wait until we can confirm your identity, Mwu La Flagga."-Artemis's lead filler villain
"Well... the title of the episode is called 'Vanishing Gundam', so I'm guessing it has something to do with that."-Dearka
"Man, this is, like, such a lame episode."-Izeak
I'm tired of being the one-episode-filler guys."-Artemis's lead filler villain
"So, with that logic, you think the Archangel is run by the Powerpuff Girls."-Kira
"Wait, you think I'm too young? But you thought the girl was the pilot... Boy, you're ten kinds of stupid, aren't you?"-Kira
"Well. I was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt, but, ok."-Artemis's lead filler villain
"What is with males and dead things?"-Murrue
"My, all you people have normal colored hair. This isn't a ZAFT ship."-Lacus
"So, do you have any idea why you were in the box?"-Mwu
"Hahhh... Insert randomly stupid Haro quote... Haro."-Haro
"Aw God, not black-and-white again. Come on, the last time this happened, a guy with a knife came at me."-Kira
"I'll peirce your heavens with my drill!"-Kira
"What the
"Lacus, why do I think you signed my death warrant?"-Athrun
"Well, it's certainly been a while since I last piloted. And what better way than to start with a massacre?"-Raww La Cruse
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Writer: "Hello, and thank you for watching Gundam Abridged. Today on the first episode, we will- what the...? Kira. Kira, we're on. Wake up!"
Kira: "Nah-nuh... Five more minutes."
Writer: "Wake up, or else I'll make you a grunt!"
Kira: "Alright, alright, I'm up!"
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Athrun: "Kira... can you make a promise to me?"
Kira: "Sure, Athrun. What is it?"
Athrun: "Promise me you won't join the Earth Federation, kidnap girls, don't fight me to the death in some mega-battle royale."
Kira: "Uhh..."
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Cagalli: "Do you always chase blonds down dark alleys?"
Kira: "Uhh... is that a trick question?"
Cagalli: "How is that a trick question?"
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Izeak: "Dude, like, check it out. There's all these buttons and knobs, man. I wonder what they do?"
Dearka: "Oh, I guess the standard... like moving, and shooting. Seriously, did you expect some sort of easy button that said "Hey! A massacre! PUSH!" Why, back in basic training, we had to do this blindfolded with-"
Izeak: "Huh huh huh... Found it."
Dearka: "Then again, I forgot the Federation are pretty much idiots in the first place."
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Cagalli: "Oh, good. We finally found a shelter."
Kira: "Of course. I have a good sense of direction."
Cagalli: "Actually, it took us this long because of your direction."
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Neuman: "Wow... We're really getting screwed on air time, aren't we?"
Natarle: "Since when do lackeys have air time?"
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Mwu: "By the way, my name is Lieutenant Mwu La Flagga, and my motto is making the impossible possible."
Kira: "Wow. Who came up with that?"
Mwu: "Someone who's seen one too many Tom Cruise movies... as you can tell by the first episode."
Writer: "I do not!"
Murre: "What was that?"
Writer: "Uhh, nothing."
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Kira: "Uh... yes, can I help you?"
Mwu: "If my stereotypes are correct, then you must be the main character."
Kira: "That's correct, but... how?"
Mwu: "A young boy, in a mobile suit, winning his first battle, in an unorthodox way? What else could you be?"
Natarle: "Wouldn't a ZAFT spy make more sense?"
Mwu: "Wow, who hired her?"
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Raww: "Alright, so I had some set-backs when dealing with that mobile suit, but we're going to be prepared for Round 2! Even though we have four perfectly working Gundams, we're gonna play it smart and fight with JINNs."
Miguel: "Uhhh, I'm gonna have ta take a rain check on that."
Raww: "Your check's been bounced. You're gonna die like the rest of them... I mean, victorious. We're gonna be victorious!"
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Miguel: "Uhhh, I'm gonna have ta take a rain check on that."
Raww: "Your check's been bounced."
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Murrue: "Kira, I know this must be a difficult request, but... we need you to pilot the Gundam for us."
Kira: "Alright. Where do I launch?"
Murrue: "I know this must go against your ideals and- wait, what? Can you... repeat that?"
Kira: "I'm a Japanese boy. What did you think I was gonna say?"
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Kira: "Why is there a gigantic sword, anyway?"
Writer: "That's a sword specifically designed to fight ships."
Kira: "Doesn't the beam cannon accomplish the exact same thing, only... better? Why don't you just give me a beam pistol instead of boomerangs, like Exca from Gundam double O?" (pronunciation for Gundam 00)
Writer: "Because that show didn't exactly exist yet."
Kira: "Oh, great time to apply logic."
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Mwu: "It looks like ZAFT reinforcements. Get ready!"
Natarle: "Oo! I wonder what they're here for?"
Mwu: "Oh, I don't know, maybe they're here for some chips and porn... No! They're gonna kill us!"
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Mwu: "Ahh, screw this. Gimme control of the ship cannons."
Murrue: "Are you trying to shoot down a mobile suit with ship lasers? Has that ever worked?"
Mwu: "Hey, I can make the impossible possible."
Murrue: "That's definitely the biggest load of bull-"
*and then the ship laser destroys the JINN*
Mwu: "Wow. That actually worked."
Natarle: "Uhh... the colony's starting to fall apart."
Mwu: "Who cares about that? I just shot down a mobile suit with ship lasers."
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Natarle: "Uhh... the colony's starting to fall apart."
Mwu: "Who cares about that? I just shot down a mobile suit with ship lasers."
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Athrun: "Kira! That really is you, isn't it, Kira?"
Kira: "Oh. Hey, Athr-"
Athrun: "Do you not know what a childhood promise is? Did you even listen to me for one second?"
Kira: "There was a big... giant... birdie."
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Athrun: "Didn't the Writer wanna abridge the movie?"
Kira: "He wanted to... abridge... an abridge? Man, what's the world coming to?"
Writer: "I'm right here, you know!"
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Murrue: "Well... I heard of warm welcomes, but this is bit to hot even for me."
Natarle: "How is this in any way a warm welcome?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "You've never been to a frat house, have you?"
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Fllay: "Woaw... They really wanna make this place safe, don't they?"
(a bunch of soldiers with guns enter the room, completed by the accompanying sound of removing their safety-locks)
(chubby minor char. crewman): "Does no one realize bad things happen every time she talks?"
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "Haven't you ever wondered why we were never breached, ever, in this war?"
Mwu: "Because this base offers no strategic value whatsoever."
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Dearka: "Yeah, so I can't frickin' figure out why this place has a shield. I mean, c'mon, it's in the middle of nowhere. What the hell are you protecting?"
Izeak: "Li-i-ike, what a lame base. It's only impentrable because no one bothered trying to attack it."
Dearka: "I mean, c'mon, they're protecting something. It's gotta be porn."
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "Alright, I'm gonna ask this once; who's the pilot of the Gundam?"
Artemis's second "important" officer: "Please answer him. I don't wanna stick with this idiot any longer."
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(black-haired cutie crewman): "What are you planning to do with the Gundam?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Oh, nothing more than extending our air-time through this show. I'm tired of being the one-episode-filler guys."
(black-haired cutie crewman): "Uhh... don't you guys know why you only last one episode?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Eh. I don't really care, as long as we get more episodes."
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "This girl... I think she's a possible candidite to being the pilot, don't you think so?"
Kira: "Exactly what kinda logic led you to believe that?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Well, I do believe your captin is a woman, and so is your chief weaponer... So, by consistancy, the pilot must be a girl, too."
Kira: "So, with that logic, you think the Archangel is run by the Powerpuff Girls."
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Well, tell me then, who is the pilot?"
Kira: "If you've been actually paying attention for one minute, I'm the real pilot."
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Huh huh huh. Enough with the jokes. You're not the pilot. You're too young."
Kira: "Wait, you think I'm too young? But you thought the girl was the pilot... Boy, you're ten kinds of stupid, aren't you?"
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "That strength... and reflexes... you must be a coordinator!"
Artemis's second "important" officer: "Sir, if beating you up means you're a coordinater, then my 12-year-old niece is also one."
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Ok, for the record, your niece is a dirty, dirty fighter."
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