IMVU Soundbox: Team Toguro

IMVU Soundbox: Four Saint Beasts of Yu Yu Hakusho

IMVU Soundbox: Shizuru Kuwabara

IMVU Soundbox: Yukina of Yu Yu Hakusho

IMVU Soundbox: Keiko of Yu Yu Hakusho

IMVU Soundbox: Hiei

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Trigger: "hello" =
Trigger: "yo" =
Trigger: "what's up?" =
Trigger: "what's new?" =
Trigger: "long time no see" =
Trigger: "how are you?" =
Trigger: "how have you been?" =
Trigger: "rl" =
Trigger: "im" =
Trigger: "pm" =
Trigger: "iou" =
Trigger: "bye" =
Trigger: "goodbye" =
Trigger: "ttyl" =
Trigger: "cya" =
Trigger: "see ya!" =
Trigger: "later" =
Trigger: "one sec" =
Trigger: "brb" =
Trigger: "back" =
Trigger: "nm" =
Trigger: "jk" =
Trigger: "lol" =
Trigger: "rofl" =
Trigger: "lmao" =
Trigger: "lmfao" =
Trigger: "haha" =
Trigger: "really?" =
Trigger: "huh?" =
Trigger: "what?" =
Trigger: "whatever" =
Trigger: "sol" =
Trigger: "sos" =
Trigger: "tmi" =
Trigger: "bs" =
Trigger: "omfg" =
Trigger: "omg" =
Trigger: "stfu" =
Trigger: "wth" =
Trigger: "wtf" =
Trigger: "btw" =
Trigger: "fyi" =
Trigger: "ftw" =
Trigger: "fubar" =
Trigger: "idk" =
Trigger: "idr" =
Trigger: "k" =
Trigger: "ok" =
Trigger: "oh" =
Trigger: "thx" =
Trigger: "tho" =
Trigger: "and?" =
Trigger: "so?" =
Trigger: "good" =
Trigger: "cool" =
Trigger: "awesome" =
Trigger: "sweet" =
Trigger: "lucky" =
Trigger: "indeed" =
Trigger: "nice" =
Trigger: "great" =
Trigger: "wow" =
Trigger: "as if" =
Trigger: "no way" =
Trigger: "so what" =
Trigger: "no" =
Trigger: "nope" =
Trigger: "nah" =
Trigger: "never" =
Trigger: "yes" =
Trigger: "yep" =
Trigger: "yeah" =
Trigger: "uh-huh" =
Trigger: "true" =
Trigger: "maybe" =
Trigger: "gross" =
Trigger: "crap" =
Trigger: "oh well" =
Trigger: "you suck" =
Trigger: "shut up" =
Trigger: "your point?" =
Trigger: "too bad" =
Trigger: "fine" =
Trigger: "duh" =
Trigger: "respawn" =
Trigger: "try again" =
Trigger: "you there?" =
Trigger: "um?" =
Trigger: "uh" =
Trigger: "..." =
Trigger: "PWN" =
Trigger: "OWNed" =
Trigger: "n00b" =
Trigger: "loser" =
Trigger: "stupid" =
Trigger: "weird" =
Trigger: "that's crazy" =
Trigger: "me" =
Trigger: "why?" =
Trigger: "how?" =
Trigger: "when?" =
Trigger: "where?" =
Trigger: "who?" =
Trigger: "what's your name" =
Trigger: "listen" =
Trigger: "you" =
Trigger: "I am" =
Trigger: "hardly" =
Trigger: "probably" =
Trigger: "who knows" =
Trigger: "what happened" =
Trigger: "no problem" =
Trigger: "sure" =
Trigger: "why not" =
Trigger: "not" =
Trigger: "pointless" =
Trigger: "no reason" =
Trigger: "no fair!" =
Trigger: "wait" =
Trigger: "no clue" =
Trigger: "easy" =
Trigger: "forget it" =
Trigger: "remember?" =
Trigger: "give up" =
Trigger: "right" =
Trigger: "nice name" =
Trigger: "help" =
Trigger: "let me know" =
Trigger: "your loss" =
Trigger: "again" =
Trigger: "pity" =
Trigger: "smile" =
Trigger: "giggle" =
Trigger: "rawr" =
Trigger: "poke" =
Trigger: "leave" =
Trigger: "follow me" =
Trigger: "don't worry" =
Trigger: "no worries" =
Trigger: "of course" =
Trigger: "kiss my ass" =
Trigger: "good job" =
Trigger: "who cares" =
Trigger: "look" =
Trigger: "begin" =
Trigger: "ready" =
Trigger: "done" =
Trigger: "start over" =
Trigger: "busted" =
Trigger: "too late" =
Trigger: "excuse me" =
Trigger: "I'm listening" =
Trigger: "is he?" =
Trigger: "she is?" =
Trigger: "if" =
Trigger: "I bet" =
Trigger: "can't sleep" =
Trigger: "problem?" =
Trigger: "don't wanna" =
Trigger: "key word" =
Trigger: "or else" =
Trigger: "not interested" =
Trigger: "good luck" =
Trigger: "bored" =
Trigger: "ew" =
Trigger: "wrong" =
Trigger: "no one" =
Trigger: "" =
Trigger: "YYH" =
Trigger: "" =
Trigger: "" =
Trigger: "" =
Trigger: "" =
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IMVU Soundbox: Yoko Kurama

Yu Yu Hakusho and Inuyasha Crossovers Quotes (ShadowFoxMoon)

Yu Yu Hakusho Fanfiction Quotes (by Kizmet)

Yu Yu Hakusho and Ranma 1/2 Crossover (Friends Old And New) Fanfiction Quotes By Kizmet

Clips-Best of YYHA's Hiei

"Yes. Now that I have the Artifacts of Darkness, I can use their power to get my show back!" (pause) "And murder people."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I'm going to kill you. But first, I'm going to take off my shirt!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"No! No more laugh track."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
Hiei: "You're right. And I have a plan so good I could puke!" *puking noise is heard*
"Nin'ty-nine bottles of beer on the wall-" *drunken hiccup* "ninety-nine bottles o' beer-"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"May I please kill him now?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Honestly, do you have anything to kill around here?"-Hiei, Lanipator's Special Announcement

Clips-Best of YYHA's Kurama

"Logic and anime don't mix."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Amnesia fading!"-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, f*** all of you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Great. Now I have retard in surround sound."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Gitrdone, motherf*cker."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"You've run out of conditioner."-Kurama, Lanipator's Special Announcement
"I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

Clips-Best of YYHA's Yusuke

"How can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"Hey, gimme back my body! I need that to beat people up, like other positive role models!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"I swear to ass, I'm gonna kick your God."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"If you think I'm as stupid as Kuwabara, you're wrong! I'm a whole new kind of stupid! Waait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"You're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"You demons really don't like clothes."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"When you get to Spirit World, tell Koenma I said 'f**k you!'"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"I hate Spirit World."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."-Yusuke, Lanipator's FanArt Special

Clips-Best of YYHA's Neighborhood Watch Committee

Clips-Best of YYHA's Kuwabara

"My name's Kazuma Kuwabara, and I'm the star of this episode!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"For the last time, I'm not gay. I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs... Wait! I mean...!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Let me guess, all these sites are conveniently located in one city in Japan."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"Alright! This must the Heart site. Time to save the world, just long as I don't get distrac- oo, bubbles."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"That's right, I just kicked the crap out of a 12-year-old!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

YYH Lanipator Spoof Quotes

Quotes from Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Spoofs:
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Voice Quirks:
+Koenma's voice sounds identical to Shaggy's from Scooby Doo
+Reiko's voice sounds identical to the actual voice of Hiei in the original dub show (please remember that this guy is only in the second YYH movie, where no one I can think of has the same voice as they originally did)
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"How can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"My useless character senses are tingling."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Go f**k a toaster, Urameshi!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Mummy-Cyclops mad! Mummy-Cyclops no like Chris Crocker!"- Mummy-Cyclops, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, come now, just because I'm the most intelligent member of this team doesn't always mean you have to your questions towards me."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I like muffins!"-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Have you ever watched a dub of an anime, and then watched a completely different dub of the same show and thought it didn't sound right? Well, the energies of the Netherworld do that pretty much, except it also affects the person's character."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"What tastes like failure?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Hey, gimme back my body! I need that to beat people up, like other positive role models!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Alright; fists? Check. Spirit Gun? Check. Okay, now let's raid this... hospital? Alright, whatever."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Look out, Yusuke, those guys are pushing her around and treating her like dirt. Looks like you have some competition after all."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"My name's Kazuma Kuwabara, and I'm the star of this episode!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Why do I have the sudden urge to re-kill Urameshi?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well, I suppose I should give you some inane moral test in order to make me look like an ass, and have you prove yourselves to any following spirits of former rivals you may have. Let's see... I got it! You're not allowed to fight for an entire week. And you must make more that 50 points on our next test... which is still technically failing, but we have very low standards here."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"And they said those child-stalking classes were a waste of money."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Man, I really need to find something better to do with my free time. Maybe I'll take up knitting."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Hey, Kuwabara, I copied the Answer Key for ya."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"How does it feel to be beaten up by a possessed girl?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I swear to ass, I'm gonna kick your God."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Logic and anime don't mix. You know that, Yusuke."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Good news, Suiichi. Thanks to whatever the hell I just did, your mother has recovered one hundred percent. You'll get your bill in the mail."-random doctor, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"For the last time, I'm not gay. I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs... Wait! I mean...!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Man, I suck at this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Yes. Now that I have the Artifacts of Darkness, I can use their power to get my show back!" (pause) "And murder people."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well, at least I'll die without regrets. Oh, wait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Ah! My eye! My doctor told me not to get blood in it!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"You're welcome. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bleed somewhere."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"And now, for a brief moment of hubris before killing you." (Yusuke's spirit gun blast hits Hiei from behind) "How did I not see that coming?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I'm going to kill you. But first, I'm going to take off my shirt!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Now you are completely under my control, Hiei! How many people wish they could say that, hm? But I digress. Kill your friends!"-Reiko, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I'll be fine, once I get my dragon back."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Right. I'm confused as hell right now, so I'm just gonna go fight."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Great. I'm alone until dawn. What the hell can an all-powerful Netherworld God do to pass the time in this damn city?"-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Let me guess, all these sites are conveniently located in one city in Japan."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Kuwabara POW- oh, wow, that's an arm."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"So like I was telling Ted the other day, for a job where all ya really gotta do is break a few shrines, the perks are pretty sweet."-Random Pointless Demon, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Ahh! My body's all weak and floaty!"(a growing purple light starts at Hinageshi's feet) "Ooo... pretty." (the light starts to envelope her body) "Uh-oh! Bad touch."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, fine, let's just postpone our plans to bring back the Netherworld so you can go take a friggin' nap!"-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"This is why we're going to die."-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"As soon as I dislodge this parking break from my spine, I'm gonna kick your ass."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You know, I must say, this has been conveniently uneventful."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Good idea. Who doesn't enjoy a good Star Wars larp."-Majari, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Alright! This must the Heart site. Time to save the world, just long as I don't get distrac- oo, bubbles."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Heh heh heh heh... That's right, I just kicked the crap out of a 12-year-old!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If you think I'm as stupid as Kuwabara, you're wrong! I'm a whole new kind of stupid! Waait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Amnesia fading!"-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Hey Kurama, check it out, I'm a blood fountain. Oh, and ruuuuun!"-Kuronue, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Nobody remembers Chin Po!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Just tell me one thing; do your fighting skills match your rapping skills?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Farts are funny, heh heh. Peep."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I'm off. I must... wander."-Chin Po, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"The Earth Site's been destroyed, and now it's leaking out Netherworld energy. If the other four sites are broken, then the Netherworld can be reformed. Can I have a pretzel?"-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Seriously, do you even know how to read that ma- is that a coloring book?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"On the plus side, she stopped talking."-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I figured she'd either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of them."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"There are five Elemental Sites in the Human World that seals the Netherworld's power. And they represent Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. It's a lot like summoning Captain Planet. Only instead of Captain Planet, it's the Netherworld, and instead of fighting pollution, it kills people."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Quit your damn soliloquizing. We're going."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I dislike you with great intensity."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"That was... the worst pun... ever."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Just saying, you demons really don't like clothes."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, f*** all of you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"And so, another crisis is averted. But how does Yusuke get his body back? Find out... sometime, on Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged."-Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Narrator
"Your overconfidence is your weakness."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Now all he has to do is study until he's not completely retarded."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"It's anime law. Any character who's in a series for more than five episodes is going to have a back-story."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"You're just afraid of being killed, you big baby."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I like my way of saying it better."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Welcome to Japan, everything's f**cked up here."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"He sure has a lot of blood."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Holy sh*t. You took his head clean off."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Or she could just be ass-retarded."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Yakumo, the Netherworld King, eventually became bored, and made war with the Spirit World."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Kuwabara, why are you just standing there? Do something!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"When you get to Spirit World, tell Koenma I said 'f**k you!'"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Why is it everybody always stares at me when I walk through a door?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Wow! That guy has horns! I could make a real bad pun right here, but I'll choose not to."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Wow, I'm gone for three days, and Kuwabara's already getting picked on by some freak with horns. Shocker."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"They call me Yusuke. And this is called kicking your ass! That was a kick-ass one-liner. I'm gonna have to write that one down."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Welp, time for plan Get-the-f**k-out-of-here."-Thug possessed by Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Heh heh heh... Nothing can stop me now! Aah! A pot hole! My one weakness!"-Thug possessed by Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well that was fun. Now where's his wallet?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"By George! It stunk in there."-Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Here's a tip: Try not to fly in circles."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Damn it, I hate Spirit World."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well, if they can kill your father's A team, then what the hell can I do about it? I mean, what do you expect me to do, yell at them til they give it back? I mean, I know I'm good at yelling, but-"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well I was just thinking, that now that we all got what we want, we should go our seperate ways. Toodles."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Damn, what did I do to make him leave? Was it my breath? Did I not kill enough people?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"My poems are gold, you ass! Have you never seen my show on DTV, Demon Television?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"That's the last time I play soccer in the street..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, come on! 'Surprised To Be Dead'? Of course I'm surprised to be dead! No wonder Cartoon Network dropped this show with titles like that."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Does anyone want to explain to me why there's a giant talking rock?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Anyone else getting kind of a deliverance sort of vibe?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Where the hell is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, that's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Check it out, I'm a blood fountain."-Kuronue, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Of course, there always has to be a conflict."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You know, I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, boy. A Micheal Jackson joke. How original."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Great. Now I have retard in surround sound."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Now that's what I call flower power." (pause) "Shut up, Urameshi."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"No! No more laugh track."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If you make one more stupid comparative joke, I'm going to kill you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Gitrdone, motherf*cker."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"May I please kill him now?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"It's been almost a f**king year, I think he's fine."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh god, no... No, my blood. That's supposed to be inside me."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
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"That's right, dude. Bow before Koenma."-Koenma, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Hold on a second! This is the second time I've had to deal with a giant toddler today. Seriously, are we shooting the sequel to 'Honey, I Blew Up The Baby'?"-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"My name's Randoooo! Ha hah! Rando 'bout to bust a cap! I'm blinging and banging, baby!"-Rando, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Special thanks to my main dawg Huyana, for drawing some kick-ass me!"-Rando, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"I'm gonna have to go with the Eric Cartman method. Eat death metal, hippie!"-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Nick, you've run out of conditioner."-Kurama, Lanipator's Special Announcement
"Honestly, do you have anything to kill around here?"-Hiei, Lanipator's Special Announcement
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George: "Master Koenma, we have a big problem!"
Koenma: "I'll say we do, dude! The power went out, and now the only TV that's working is this one! And I can't change the friggin' channel, man! I can't get anything; no topless car washing, topless volleyball, PBS... Nothing!
George: "Um, Sir... That's a window."
Koenma: "Dude, I don't care who made it, just fix it."
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Yusuke: "Just great, now it's it's starting to rain."
(an unconcious girl with tattered clothes falls toward the roof)
Yusuke: "Huh? Alright! Now this is my kind of rai- Oh. It's just Botan. Wake up!"
Botan: "Yusuke, Spirit World is in danger. You have to find Hinageshi, and hurry, or I'll... die"
Yusuke: "That raises so many questions I don't even know where to start. One, who's Hinageshi? Two, what happened? Three, how can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?! And, of course, let's not forget four, why should I give a damn?!"
===
Kuwabara: "So you really left Botan with Keiko?"
Yusuke: "Yeah. I figured she would either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of 'em."
===
Kuwabara: "Where the hell are we going, Urameshi?"
Yusuke: "I un'no, but something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."
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Kuwabara: "My useless character senses are tingling."
Yusuke: "If they're on you, shouldn't they be going off 24/7?"
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Kuwabara: "Name's Kazuma Kuwabara, the bad-ass with the sword."
Hinageshi: "Nice to meet you, Kuwahara."
Kuwabara: "Um, it's Kuwabara."
Hinageshi: "That's what I said, Kuwahara."
Kuwabara: "KUWABARA!"
Hinageshi: "Kuwahara!"
Kuwabara: "BARA!"
Hinageshi: "Hara!"
Kuwabara: "Dammit, my name is pronounced KUWAHARA-"
*Hinageshi blinks at him*
Kuwahara: "I don't like you."
===
Kuwabara: "You're kidding me! You mean Botan actually made it all the way here with Keiko?!"
Genkai: "Yeah, I found the stupid bitch trying to bury her in my forest."
===
Kuwabara: "What's the Netherworld?"
Kurama: "Oh, come now, just because I'm the most intelligent member of this team doesn't always mean you have to your questions towards me. Why don't you ask Genkai, right Genkai?"
Genkai: "Go f**k yourself."
Kurama: "Sigh."
Hinageshi: "Oo! I can do it, let me tell em!"
Kurama: "Very well then, much appreciated."
Hinageshi: "Ok, so... um. This one time, there was this guy, and he was all like, evil and mean and stuff, and he was all like, gurr, I'm the king of the Nethar Wurld, gerr I hate Sprit World and he was all like gonna take over the SPirut werld, but then king Enmuh was all like-"
Kurama: "Nevermind, I'll do it. Anyway, the Netherworld once co-existed alongside the Human World, Demon World, and Spirit World thousands of years ago."
Yusuke: "Bet that takes you back, doesn't it, grandma? ARHH!"
Genkai: "Continue."
Kurama: "Yakumo, the Netherworld King, eventually became bored, and made war with the Spirit World in an effort to corrupt it. But King Enma managed to banish the evil king, and seal away the power of the Netherworld."
===
Yusuke: "You keep saying 'corrupt.' What do you mean?"
Kurama: "Have you ever watched a dub of an anime, and then watched a completely different dub of the same show and thought it didn't sound right? Well, the energies of the Netherworld do that pretty much, except it also affects the person's character."
Kuwabara: "Well, I guess that explains what's wrong with Hinageshi then, doesn't it?"
Hinageshi: "I like muffins!"
Kurama: "Or she could just be ass-retarded."
===
(screen shows Yusuke's point-blank Spirit Gun/Fingerbang shot to Goki's head)
Botan: "Holy sh*t. You took his head clean off."
Yusuke: "I'd call it an improvement."
Botan: "He sure has a lot of blood."
(gushing sound)
Yusuke: "Not anymore."
===
Koenma: "Let's see how my new Spirit Detective's doin'."
Yusuke: "Aah, I can't feel my legs."
Koenma: "Dammit."
===
Botan: "Well, Yusuke, how are you doing?"
Yusuke: "How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."
===
Yusuke: "This Spirit Detective job sucks. I mean, seriously, what am I getting out of this anyway?"
Botan: "Your own gratification that you made the world safe from demons."
Yusuke: "Dammit."
===
Kuwabara: "You can't do that! It's un-American!"
Mr. Akashi: "Welcome to Japan, everything's f**cked up here."
===
Kurama: "Don't worry. I haven't come here to fight. I rather dislike violence."
Yusuke: "Thank f*cking god."
===
Botan: "Yusuke! Why would you give him three days?"
Yusuke: "I don't know. I guess I trust him, I guess."
Botan: "No you don't. You're just afraid of being killed, you big baby."
Yusuke: "I like my way of saying it better."
===
Yusuke: "So what exactly are we doing here?"
Kurama: "This is the hospital where my human mother, Shiori, is staying."
Yusuke: "Human mother? I thought you were a demon."
Kurama: "I am. And yet, I'm not."
Yusuke: "Aw, crap. Here comes the back-story."
Kurama: "Sorry, Yusuke, it's anime law. Any character who's in a series for more than five episodes is going to have a back-story. Anyway, before I came to Human World, I was known as Yoko, the spirit fox. Unfortunately, during a Naruto cosplay gone horribly wrong, I was mortally wounded and forced to take refuge in the Human World. I took up the guise of Suiichi Minamino, and waited for my energy to recover so I could return to Demon World. But then something happened. My Mother became deathly ill."
Yusuke: "What does she have?"
Kurama: "Piccoloitis."
Yusuke: "Huh?"
Kurama: "It's a very rare ailment that causes normally evil people to change their ways, and care about something weaker than them."
===
Kuwabara: "Well guys, I'm gonna go home and study from tomorrow's test. I'm gonna take this way back to save time. See ya."
The Kuwabara cronie with actual hair: "Uh, Kuwabara, doesn't that path lead right past those guys we just beat up?"
Kuwabara: "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure they've forgotten by now."
Yusuke: "Wow. Is he really that stupid?"
Botan: "Yep."
===
Yusuke: "Well, at least now all he has to do is study until he's not completely retarded."
Kuwabara: (viewing a shelf of books) "What the hell are these things?"
Yusuke: "He's doomed."
===
Botan: "It seems they're gonna let Kurama off with just a warning."
Yusuke: "What do you mean, 'a warning'? Why would they do that?"
Botan: "Well he didn't really do any harm, and he did give the mirror back."
Yusuke: "Well, I guess that makes sense. Aside from the fact that he broke into the Spirit World vault, killed who-knows how many guards, and provided two powerful items to two powerful demons who don't intend to give them back."
===
Yusuke: "You Spirit World people really piss me off. I mean, I almost got killed trying to get that ball back from that ogre-"
Botan: "Goki."
Yusuke: "And who knows what that other guy-"
Botan: "Hiei."
Yusuke: "I don't care what their names are!"
===
Yusuke: "Don't you get it? Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"
Botan: "You're kidding... right?"
===
Yusuke: "Wait, you're Hiei? You're like four foot nothin'."
Botan: "With his hair."
Hiei: "Hrrr... Haven't you ever heard the expression "size doesn't matter"?
Yusuke: "Well, that's just what girls say to their boyfriends who have really small-"
Botan: "Yusuke!"
Yusuke: "What? It's true."
===
Hiei: "Can't you see how outmatched you are?"
Yusuke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
Hiei: "And your faith in your friends is yours."
Yusuke: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm the only fighter here."
Hiei: "I know, but I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."
===
Hiei: "Fine, you cocky bastard, maybe it's time I showed you my full power."
(Hiei throws away his cloak as an attempt at dramatic effect)
Yusuke: "Why do you have to take off your shirt?"
Hiei: "Why not?"
Yusuke: "Just saying, you demons really don't like clothes."
===
(Kurama takes sword thrust meant for Yusuke in his stomach)
Kurama: "Ow."
Yusuke: "Kurama, what the hell are you doing?"
Hiei: "Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."
===
Yusuke: "I guess that's what they call eye-rony."
Hiei: "That was... the worst pun... ever."
===
Yusuke: "So how ya doin' Kurama?"
Kurama: "I really need to go to the hospital. I'm losing a lot of blood."
Yusuke: "That's right, hang in there, Champ."
Kurama: "I dislike you with great intensity."
===
Kuwabara: "Why'd it get so foggy all of a sudden?"
Kurama: "I believe I know why."
Hinageshi: "Oo! Is it pirates?"
Kurama: "No."
Hinageshi: "Aliens?"
Kurama: "No."
Hinageshi: "Kuronue?"
Kurama: "Nc- wait, what?"
===
False Kuronue: "It's time we finished what we started by that shrine."
Kurama: "You know, we could have finished it right then and there, if you hadn't run away."
False Kuronue: "Silence, Kurama. That was a tactical retreat."
Kurama: "How was that tactical? I was on my knees, and you could have plowed that steel into my face and finished it then."
Kuwabara: "Wait, what are they talking about?"
===
Kurama: "Kuronue, I never properly thanked you for your sacrifice. And it's at this time that I'd-"
Hiei: "Quit your damn soliloquizing. We're going."
Kurama: "Hiei... f*** off."
Hiei: "Whatever. But you better hurry up. Wins a fight, thinks he's invincible..."
Kurama: "Anyway, Kuronue, I-"
Yusuke: "Kurama! Hurry up!"
Kurama: "Oh, f*** all of you."
===
Kurama: "Oh, there you are, Hiei. Are you alright?"
Hiei: "I'll be fine, once I get my dragon back."
(Darkness Dragon comes home to Hiei's left arm)
Hiei: "Nope, didn't help."
(Hiei drops like a stone)
Yusuke: "Hiei!"
Kuwabara: "Is he gonna be ok?"
Kurama: "Say something, Hiei!"
Hinageshi: "Peep."
Hiei: "Say that again, and I'll f***ing murder you!"
Yusuke: "Yep, he's fine. Let's keep moving."
===
Kurama: "Are you sure it's wise to hold him like that?"
Kuwabara: "Ah, he's out cold. Waz he gonna care?"
Hiei: "I am not! Put me down or I'll kill you!"
Kuwabara: "Oh, come on, Hiei, you're dead on your feet. Besides, it's not like I'm gonna drop you."
Hiei: "Yeah, like I trust you after what happened earlier!"
Kuwabara: "Oh, how was I supposed to know you were up there? Seriously, who stands on the top of a tree?"
Hiei: "Who punches down a tree?"
(long sigh from Kurama)
===
Yusuke: "You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"
Yakumo: "That's nice."
===
Genkai: "If they already took down Spirit World, why did they come here?"
Hinageshi: "Five Elemental Sites!"
Genkai: "I beg your pardon?"
Hinageshi: "There are five Elemental Sites in the Human World that seals the Netherworld's power. And they represent Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. It's a lot like summoning Captain Planet. Only instead of Captain Planet, it's the Netherworld, and instead of fighting pollution, it kills people."
===
Kurama: "I'm impressed, Hinageshi. That was actually quite clever."
Hinageshi: "Thanks, Kurama-ama-nama!"
Kurama: "And that put an end to that."
===
Kurama: "Hiei, have you been drinking again?"
Hiei: "No!"
(semi-long pause)
Hiei: "Alright, a little. Shut up!"
===
Yusuke: "Alright, so all we have to do is get to the Elemental Sites before the bad guys and we'll be just fine. So let's get goin'."
Kuwabara: "But it's dark out!"
Yusuke: "Fine. I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."
===
Kuwabara: "So you really left Botan with Keiko?"
Yusuke: "Yeah. I figured she'd either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of them."
===
Yakumo: "Yes... This place is perfect for ressurrecting the Netherworld. All we have to do is destroy the Elemental Sites and take back what was stolen from us. We can be Gods once again by dawn!"
Majari: "But I'm tired!"
Yakumo: "Oh, fine, let's just postpone our plans to bring back the Netherworld so you can go take a friggin' nap!"
Majari: "Thanks, Boss."
(his three minions leave)
Yakumo: "Wait, I was being sarca-"
(Yakumo sighs)
Yakumo: "This is why we're going to die."
===
Yusuke: "Okay, Hinageshi, we've been running around this city for THREE HOURS now! Do you have any idea where we're going?"
Kuwabara: "Seriously, do you even know how to read that ma- is that a coloring book?"
Hinageshi: "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep."
===
Hinageshi: "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep. Earth Site go boom."
Yusuke: "What?"
Hinageshi: "Peep."
(a big purple explosion occurs)
Yusuke: "Oh, come on! What the hell is that?"
Hinageshi: "The Earth Site's been destroyed, and now it's leaking out Netherworld energy. If the other four sites are broken, then the Netherworld can be reformed. Can I have a pretzel?"
Yusuke: "No. Not before we save the world."
Hinageshi: "But I want a pretzel."
Kurama: "Later. For now, we have to split up. Yusuke, you head for the Fire Site. Kuwabara, you take care of Heart. As for me, I'll deal with Water."
Kuwabara: "Hey! Why am I stuck with Heart?"
Yusuke: "'Cause you're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."
Kuwabara: "Fair enough."
===
Hinageshi: "Can I have a pretzel?"
Yusuke: "No. Not before we save the world."
Hinageshi: "But I want a pretzel."
Kurama: "Later."
===
Hinageshi: "Ahh! My body's all weak and floaty!"
(a growing purple light starts at Hinageshi's feet)
Hinageshi: "Ooo... pretty."
(the light starts to envelope her body)
Hinageshi: "Uh-oh! Bad touch. Eeeie!"
Yakumo: "On the plus side, she stopped talking. However, this girl is of no use to me."
Yusuke: "Bravo, genius. I figured that out twenty-four hours ago."
===
Yakumo: "So this worthless trash is with you then. Here, you can have her back."
Yusuke: "Nno, that's ok, I really don't-"
(Yakumo throws Hinageshi at Yusuke, straight out of her levitating state... Yusuke catches.)
Hinageshi: "Hi, Yusa-kay!"
===
Yakumo: "I'm sorry, did that hurt your pride?"
Yusuke: "If you must know, I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"
===
Kurama: "Hello, Hiei. What are you doing here?"
Hiei: "Not going to your stupid party for stupid people, if that's what your asking!"
Kurama: "Hiei, have you been drinking again?"
Hiei: "No!"
(brief pause)
Hiei: "Alright, a little."
(another brief pause)
Hiei: "Shut up!"
===
Yusuke: "Just take me to the damn site!"
Hinageshi: "Hey, look, a doggie!"
Yusuke: "Focus."
Hinageshi: "Up there.''
(scene change to their new location, the afore-mentioned "Up there")
Yusuke: "Well, where is it?"
Hinageshi: "It's inside the 'sploding building."
Yusuke: "What exploding buildi-"
*suddenly the multi-level parking garage in front of them crashes apart*
Yusuke: "How do you do that?"
Hinageshi: "Do what?"
Yusuke: "Nevermind."
===
Chin Po: "Excuse me, is this the way to the mall? You see, I had this coupon for twenty-five cents off wandering shoes, and I was wondering if-"
Yusuke: "No."
Chin Po: "Very well then. I'm off. I must... wander."
===
Kurama: "You know, I must say, this has been conveniently uneventful."
Will-be False Kuronue: "I have taken your past."
Kurama: "Of course, there always has to be a conflict."
===
Kurama: "Who is it?"
Kuronue: "I'm insulted, Kurama. You mean you really don't remember your old partner?"
Kurama: "Youmi, I swear I di- oh, it's you. Hi Kuronue."
===
Kurama: "That's Byakko, the White Tiger, as powerful as he is vicious."
Yusuke: "Well, since you're still injured, looks like this guys up to us."
Kurama: "Indeed. Now, Byakko relies mainly on power, so I believe Hiei's superior speed would be the best choice for this fight."
Hiei: "Well, Kurama, your plan sounds good, except for one fatal flaw."
Kurama: "What? What are you talking about? My plan is fool-proof."
Kuwabara: "Heh heh. Here, kitty kitty!"
Kurama: "I stand corrected."
===
Kuwabara: "Actually, that reminds me; when exactly did the fifth site break? Hiei, did you break wi-"
Hiei: "If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."
Hinageshi: "Farts are funny, heh heh. Peep."
===
Hinageshi: "Peep."
Hiei: "And why the hell are we stuck with her?"
Kuwabara: "Well, Urameshi got stuck with her yesterday, so he just threw her at me and ran out to Genkai's place."
Hiei: "Lucky bastard."
===
Kuwabara: "Speaking of that energy, what the hell is going on? Why isn't the whole city freaking out?"
Kurama: "Isn't it obvious?"
Neighborhood Watch Commitee van's loudspeaker: "Attention everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Commitee, reminding everyone to ignore the ominious purple obelisk in the middle of the city. Thank you, and have a pleasant day. Yes, we're that damn good."
===
Yusuke: "Just tell me one thing; do your fighting skills match your rapping skills?"
Rando: "Hell yeah!"
Yusuke: "Oh, thank God."
===
Hiei: "Nin'ty-nine bottles of beer on the wall-" *drunken hiccup* "ninety-nine bottles o' beer-"
Kurama: "Hiei, what the hell are you doing?"
Hiei: "What does it look like I'm doing?"
Kurama: "Hiei, shouldn't drink so much."
Hiei: "I'll get as want as I drunk a' be. You wouldn't understand, you didn't lose your show."
Kurama: "Well, rather than being such a whiny little bitch about it, why don't you just come up with a plan to get it back?"
Hiei: "You're right. And I have a plan so good I could puke!"
*puking noise is heard*
Kurama: "Indeed."
===
Kurama: "Amnesia fading!"
*sudden flashback to the real Kuronue's death*
Kuronue: "Hey Kurama, check it out, I'm a blood fountain. Oh, and ruuuuun!"
*flashforward to current scene*
Kurama: "Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."
False Kuronue: "Die, Kurama!"
*Kurama runs the poser through with a bamboo blade*
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Genkai: "Final match, Shaoran versus Yu-"
*Yusuke punches Shaoran*
Genkai: "-suke. Whatever, begin. I don't even care anymore."
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Genkai: "I think I've seen this technique before."
Botan: "You mean, like, Shaoran might have stolen that technique from some psychic?"
Genkai: "No, that's not it. I'm just saying he's throwing fireballs. It's a very cliché anime technique."
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Yusuke: "Man, why is it everybody always stares at me when I walk through a door? Oh, well. At least I got these glasses on, so nobody will know who I am."
Random nearby punk: "Hey, isn't that that dead kid, what's-his-name?"
Random nearby punk next to the first punk: "You mean Yusuke Urameshi?"
Yusuke: "Yep, I'm a master of disguise."
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Botan: "It is as I thought."
Yusuke: "Huh? The weird Klan lady?"
Botan: "I'm supposed to be a fortune teller, you ass!"
Yusuke: "Right. Whatever you say, Adolph."
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Goki: "I'm crushing your head."
Kurama: "Aww, isn't that cute? Goki made a friend."
Hiei: "Yes. I, too, remember when I killed my first friend. Come along, Goki. Put that thing down. Good boy. Now let's go, before they find out we're here."
Kurama: "Yes, I'm sure that alarm's for some other intruder."
Hiei: "Shut up, Kurama."
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Yusuke: "Argh. Dammit, school's so boring! Makes me almost wish that stupid hippie was here!"
Koenma: "Like, dude! I need your help!"
Yusuke: "I said 'almost'."
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Kurama: "I enjoy abusing my power as much the next guy, but that seemed pointless."
Hiei: "Your point?"
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Yusuke: "Think we should help?"
Hiei: "No!"
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Kuwabara: "Well, what do you guys think? It's a little move I like to call my spirit-sword-monster-beast-doughnut."
Yusuke: "How often could you possibly have a use for that technique?"
Kuwabara: "More than you, you son-of-a-bitch."
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Yusuke: "That's the last time I play soccer in the street... What the hell?!"
Narrator: "And so, we meet Yusuke Urameshi, the hero of this story. But oddly enough, he's dead."
Yusuke: "Where the hell is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, that's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher."
Narrator: "Shut up! I'm trying to talk here!"
Yusuke: "No, you shut up! I'm on the worst acid trip of my life, and your stupid talking isn't helping!"
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Paramedic #1: "Alright, people, get out of the way! Train dextrist comin' through."
(the paramedic checks out Yusuke's body)
Paramedic #1: "Let's see here... he's dead. Next?"
Paramedic #2: "Don't worry, sir, this one's fine."
The little boy who's ball Yusuke was stealing (or, if you go by the original show's version, the boy Yusuke saved from being run over by a car): "I bent my woggie!"
Paramedic #1: "Huh? Oh well, my job's done then."
Yusuke: "Huh..."
Paramedic #1: "Well, tag 'im and bag him. It's almost Happy Hour!"
Paramedic #2: "Alright... Booze!"
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Yusuke: "Hey, Hiei. You ok down there?"
Hiei: "I'm fine. Leave me alone."
Kurama: "Are you sure? We could easily rock off you."
Hiei: "I said I'm fine! Go away!"
(strained grunting noise are heard from Hiei beneath the giant boulder the fell on him)
Hiei: "Ok, get it off me."
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Kurama: "Anyone else here laughter just now?"
Hiei: "No!"
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Botan: "Where you at, dawg?"
Yusuke: "What are you talking about? I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"
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(Botan and Yusuke are talking through compact communicators)
Botan: "How far have you gotten?"
Yusuke: "Aughh, don't even ask. We've barely made it past the front door."
Botan: "Oh, you mean the Gate of Betrayal? Yeahah, that one is pretty bad."
Yusuke: "Wait, you have information on this place?"
Botan: "Yeeap."
Yusuke: "Well, why don't you help us out a bit then? Where the hell are we going?"
Botan: "Sorry, no time. Gotta go, Yusuke!"
Yusuke: "You know what Botan, you can suck my c-"
(Botan hangs up.)
Botan: "'Scuse me."
(The screen swings back to the demon city castle...)
Kurama: "I take it that didn't yield many positive results."
Yusuke: "Ya know, you think you'd get used to it after a while, but... you really don't."
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Kuwabara: "So, uh... what are we supposed to do now?"
Genbu: "Why don't y'all step through that door, and we'll have some fun."
(Kuwabara and Yusuke open the afore-mentioned door)
Yusuke: "Anyone else getting kind of a deliverance sort of vibe?"
Genbu: "Shut up and get your ass over here."
Kuwabara: "I am now."
Hiei: "Just shut up and move."
Genbu: "Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. We don't take too kindly to your kind around here, humans."
Yusuke: "Then why the hell did you invite us in further, rather than lead us into another trap?"
(pause)
Genbu: "Shut up."
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Kuwabara: "Does anyone want to explain to me why there's a giant talking rock?"
Hiei: "His name is Genbu, and he's possibly the only thing in this castle that's dumber than you."
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Genbu: "Well, looks like we got ourselves a taker. Ok, I guess it's time we... Gitrdone."
(the sound of pre-recorded laughter is heard)
Hiei: "What is with that laughter? Who in their right mind would think that's funny?"
(Yusuke and Kuwabara start laughing hysterically.)
Yusuke: "He said "gitrdone!""
Kuwabara: "I think I just pissed my pants."
Kurama: "You know, I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."
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Hiei: "Oh, boy. A Micheal Jackson joke. How original."
Yusuke: "Guess that's why he's paid the big bucks."
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Kuwabara: "Um, are you guys sure that the fluffy red-haired guy can handle this?"
Hiei: "You fool. Do you have any idea why I brought Kurama with me? Kurama's a ruthless fighter, and he's even more cut-throat than I. I doubt that thing will even touch him."
(Genbu gets a hit off on Kurama with a specialty surprise attack)
Kurama: "Ow!"
Hiei: "Oh, son of a whore!"
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Hiei: "Don't worry. Kurama has a plan. I can see it from the look on his face."
(Kurama holds up a splendid red rose)
Hiei: "Oh, god... dammit."
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Yusuke: "Um, Kurama isn't moving. Are you sure he's as good a fighter as you said?"
Hiei: "Honestly... I'm not quite sure anymore."
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Hiei: "If Kurama's laughing at that thing, then he's in more trouble than we thought."
Kurama: "No. Actually, far from it."
Genbu: "That's a lotta talk, comin' from a city-slickin'- wait a minute, this ain't right! I'm all discombobulmalated!"
Kurama: "To put it lightly, yes, yes, you are."
Genbu: "What'tch you do to me?"
Kurama: "I simply removed this. It must be the equivalent of the hypothalamus section of your brain. It manipulates all of the necessary faculties and duties-"
Kuwabara (Kurama is still talking as Kuwabara says this): "Heh heh. Doodie."
Kurama: "-of your body. In this case, the process of putting you back together."
Genbu: "Gitrdone."
(the sound of pre-recorded laughter is heard)
Hiei: "No! No more laugh track."
Genbu: "Well... this sucks more than a-"
Kurama: "If you make one more stupid comparative joke, I'm going to kill you."
(screen pauses there on Kurama. Next it goes to Genbu, pausing there. The screen returns to Kurama, then pauses on him again.)
Genbu: "Twenty dollar whore with no gag reflex."
(Kurama lashes his Rose Whip and splits the hypothalamus-like rock in two)
Genbu: "I regret everything!"
Kurama: "Gitrdone, motherf*cker."
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Yusuke: "See? We went the whole episode without making a dickhead joke."
Kurama: "Yes, providing as much highbrow entertainment as possible is our duty."
Kuwabara: "Heih... He said "doodie" again."
Hiei: "May I please kill him now?"
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Kuwabara: "So, this is the place, huh? Heh heh... Echo! He he."
Hiei: "If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."
Kurama: "I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."
Yusuke: "Can we just keep moving? I wanna get this over with."
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Koenma: "Dude! What the hell just happened?!"
Blue Ogre (George): "What are you talking about, Sir?"
Koenma: "The room just changed friggin' colors, man!"
Blue Ogre (George): "Um... Sir? What are you on?"
Koenma: "I don't even know anymore, dude."
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Yusuke: "Hey, Kurama, how's that wound treating you?"
Kurama: "Well, I-"
Hiei: "It's been almost a f**king year, I think he's fine."
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Neighborhood Watch Committee: "Number 4: Lanipator's Burden by Ichi-Tori."

Hiei: "Hmph. Burden... Try dealing with these humans."
Kuwabara: "Shut up, you little runt, and get off my back!"
Yusuke: "Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."
Kuwabara: "Shut up, Urameshi!"
Kurama: "Actually, I believe we do have a problem."
Lanipator: "Damn you, Ichi-Tori!"
(falling sound)
Botan: "Ha ha. Lanipwned."
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Yusuke: "And here I thought Spirit World couldn't get any worse..."
Koenma: "Aw, c'mon Yusuke, dude. You just gotta go with it, man. Flow with the groove, dude! Find some inner peace and love..."
Yusuke: "No. You know what, I'm gonna have to go with the Eric Cartman method. Eat death metal, hippie!"
(starts playing heavy metal rock music in the background)
Yusuke: "Why isn't this working?!"
Koenma: "Pretty simple, dude. I've built up an immunity."
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__________FanArt Special Quotes by fans- NOT quotes by Lanipator:__________
"Attention everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Committee, here to remind you that if you want a successful anime series, you must air a sh*tload of filler episodes with bad plots and cheap character development. That is all!"-nickelshotnight from YouTube - this quote came from a picture where 'Committee' was originally misspelled as 'Commitee' and had 'bad plot' instead of the proper 'bad plots'
"A bad carnival prize, eh? Who's the baby hippie now, bitch?!"-jazmine from YouTube - the "eh?" was changed to "huh?" when Lanipator spoke it as Koenma in the Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
==Lunaria from YouTube==
Yusuke: "So Kurama, you seem to be the smart one in this group. You tell me why Spirit World makes no %*@~ing sense!"
Kurama: "Yusuke, I'm a 1000 year old Kitsune and even I don't understand Spirit World. Go ask google.com."
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Part X

"Kurama! Take off your clothes!" - Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho Yes, PLEASE! It won't remove the curse, but I'D certainly enjoy it!
"I'm not a fighter of good. It's just that I hate people who are bad."- Genkai from Yu Yu Hakusho That makes you a judgemental fighter, then.
"You rose to the challenge, It seems you haven't lost your spirit power. You just needed a kick in the ass." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"There is no one who does not carry scars on their heart. If there were someone in the world like that, it would be a shallow soul." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho the Movie 2 this is Hiei's best quote
"The air in this town is thick with energy, demon insects flock to it like sharks to an open wound, a sign of things to come or is the danger already here?" -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"This wind coming in feels like home, it's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood and the rotting flesh of decaying corpses. Look at it. The gateway to demon world will be open soon. Maybe I'll return home." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"So this is the entrance to hell. It's drearier than I imagined." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho That's not hard. You have no imagination, Hiei.
"I'm sure your minty-fresh breath was well worth the delay." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Well, I did use Colgate...
"Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic."- Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho hey, it works
"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho No.
"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho don't ask me... ask your pet gerbil- wait, that's your sister?
"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho You know, I think so.
"Death is not the answer. There is no pride nor redemption in that." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho No, but it's easy.
"I’ve been under too much stress lately. Killing you should get a good remedy." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Are you aware you're psychotic, Hiei?
"What? Now I'm not even allowed to kill the bad humans? It's a few inches from his heart, if that's what you're worried about." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Mmm... ok, go ahead. But you'll be taking all the blame, got it?
"You're in no shape to be playing the hero."-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho it's not like you would do it instead
"You already have your fox, your clown, and your hag, I'm a moot point... This is your world to look after, not mine, I don't intend to hinder your cause, but i'm not gonna help it either."-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho He ends up doing so anyway, of course.
"So go, save the human world. Or don't, I don't really care. Either way I'm fine with the outcome." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho 'Course not. You just live here.
"As much as I can't stand the humans, I think I loathe tourists even more." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Like I care.
"Touch me and I break your wrist." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho I'll use a stick to touch you then *poke*
"No three letter word could rule my fate.... HOT!"-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho he's talking about his right arm, by the way
"Let me ask you a philosophical question. If you take the lives of your six other selves in order to save yourself, is it murder?" - Suzaku from Yu Yu Hakusho Does it matter when you're going to kill the person you're asking this question anyways?
"Disgusting isn't it? The way humans manage to bastardize everything they touch." -Gama whatever, make up-boy
"What is this? I'm as weak as my mom!"-Yusuke You call that weak?
"I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any spirit surprises!"- Yusuke
"That's it! Using my head as a trampoline is where I draw the line!" - Kuwabara
"What are the chances of a demon being a total wuss?"-Yusuke About the same as you not beating him in a televised battle of Good vs. Evil.
"How can you be grim if you say 'bingo' all the time?"- Yusuke
"I'm gonna mess your face up so bad the kittens won't even look at you!"- Kuwabara
"I've been pathetic."-Yusuke
"Fine! You heard fox boy! There's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin... yes sir. I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice big shiny first place medal, sit in the sun and have a stupendous stupid day darn it."- Yusuke
"I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says so otherwise. Meow."-Botan
"I'm a jerk and I'm sorry for everything. So, just hit me, okay?"- Yusuke
"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize. The hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"- Jin
"After all the explosions, a stink wakes him."-Kurama
"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain. "-Hiei
"You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?"-Kuwabara
"I can't believe he walked into that trap on his own."- Kurama
"Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?"- Yusuke
"Gladly, you patronizing jack-ass."-Genkai
"You really care about Yusuke, in your own messed up way. You've been teaching him too. He's like a son to me, maybe you think the same."- Genkai
"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho (he's talking about his right arm, by the way)
"Don't stay here trying to figure me out. You have a job to do. Your apprentice Urameshi can still be stronger. But he could still go the wrong way too, like me. Maybe he'll actually listen to you, the way I could not."-Younger Torugo
"Your so full of crap! 'I don't care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to resucue us when we needed you must you big softie, or should I say little softie."- Yusuke
"I should have slit his throat when I had the chance. "-Hiei
"All you needed was a good kick in the ass." - Hiei
"Listen to me as closely as you can you two: I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all."-Hiei
"That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats."-Yusuke
"Hey, that's weird. I didn't know you had a little sis, Hiei. I bet she's a pint size pain in the you know what just like you, probably ugly too."-Kuwabara
"But more importantly, we answered the question. Boxers or briefs?"-Yusuke
"The stupidity is making me nauseous." -Hiei
"If you had used that lump three feet above your butt you would've held on to your soul. *looks at Hiei* Make that two feet for you."-Genkai
"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid."-Yusuke
"Today did start off weird. I went to school..."-Yusuke
"No, it's not a chicken egg, and I can assure you what will come out of here won't be a chicken."-Koenma
"My ordeal is a chicken egg?"-Yusuke
"You know, I can't stand it when guys pick on people weaker than them. But, I guess I'll do that to you anyway!"-Kuwabara
"Doesn't this guy have a life besides tormenting kids?"-Yusuke
"Yusuke's all covered with junk. What kind of parent leaves their child like this? I swear, this should be some kind of felony!"-Keiko It is in America
"That was quite an entrance. Who the hell are you?"-Yusuke
"Why do you say things you don't mean?"- Botan
"Heh! Those guys just like to keep you waiting to make you think that they're important. Besides how busy can a toddler be?"-Yusuke
"Go! Go! Faster you wimp! Get out of my way, stupid green car guy!"-Kuwabara
"What's your problem, get back on the ground. I hit you too hard for you to be on your feet!"-Yusuke
"She's done this every morning since I came back to life. Well, I guess it beats being passed out on the floor."- Yusuke
"Sorry, but I don't have time to be arrested."- Kurama
"See, Hiei? That's what I'm talking about! Yap! Yap! Yap! Like you're some kind of pro wrestler! And then what happens! You have to eat up all your words! It's pretty dumb."-Yusuke
"That evil laugh is really starting to piss me off!"-Yusuke
"All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist. In reality, you're really just a lucky fool."-Kurama
"Those who won, please follow me! Those who lost, please get lost!"-Genkai
"The only difference between larger fighters is that they are louder when they whine. Can't you blockheads understand? I'm just trying to save you from embarrassment. " - Genkai
"It's just crummy chump change compared to all the days Urameshi ran my head into the concrete." -Kuwabara
"I am a psychic, not a saint." -Genkai
"Yes, you little crap that's exactly what I expect. You must use your Spirit Awareness to see. Use weapons if you've got 'em. Hit them where you like, anything goes. The winner is the one who can walk back alive."-Genkai
"Getting blown to pieces is really going to piss me off!"- Yusuke
"My name is Kuroda. I'm a contract killer."-Kuroda
"From here on, you can forget about sympathy! The final test will a be a tournament between the eight of you, until one is standing. You will fight until your opponent is dead or incapacitated. I don't care which."-Genkai
"The reality is that he can't see and he's about to get canned."-Genkai
"Ahhhh! I've been turned into an insect!" -Kuwabara
"All right, you little shrimp baby! Batter's up!" - Kuwabara
"If you're going to disguise yourself, why not look cooler?" - Yusuke
"Yusuke not only proved he is strong, but he proved I made an excellent choice in making him Spirit Detective." -Koenma
"This has always been the hardest part, choosing which technique to destroy my opponent." -Rando
"Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through this big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villians! Fish food!" - Yusuke
"You have caused me pain. I do not like that." - Rando Deal with it, wimp.
"Helping is not the right word. Koenma may reguard us as equals, but I do not Once inside the castle, I suggest you let us do the work. As far as I'm concerned, we're baby sitting."-Hiei
"Let's avoid fighting. You're not worth it."-Hiei
"This is going to be pretty lame if we get killed before we reach the stupid castle!"- Yusuke
"Look, we all know I can see supernatural stuff a whole lot better than Yusuke, and I'm not just gonna sit around my house, while Urameshi doesn't see things, and lets monsters and bugs take over my town. Because I'm Kuwabara, and in case you forgot, I've got a sword! " -Kuwabara
"I don't like it! It smells girly!" -Kuwabara
"I guess he should be a manly-man like you and be obsessed with kittens?" -Yusuke
"He has no strategy. He's just swinging his sword with the grace of a flyswatter. That's no way to survive."-Hiei Um, Hiei? Swords are antiquated in the human world. I'm willing to bet he's never fought with one before.

"It is not wise to say such things to your executioner."-Seiryu

"It's unfair! We're protecting the world but who's protecting us?"-Yusuke

"I feel like we're walking into a pizza oven."-Yusuke

"Oh, please, sir, not spankings!" - Koenma's personal Blue Ogre assistant

"It seems we have found a maze in Maze Castle." -Hiei

"Here's the deal, pull your zombies off Keiko and then I'll only pull out one of your lungs."-Yusuke

"I just hit a teacher!" - Keiko

"You should feel most fortunate, Yusuke. Not everyone's girlfriend gets to star in a horror movie." -Suzaku

"You give up on everything because you cannot commit to anything." -Genkai

"I've had dealings with Cultivated Humans before. They do not feel pain or fear."- Hiei Gee, I wonder how he knew that?

"Out of this whole plan, you made one stupid mistake. You went and pissed me off!" -Yusuke

"Your girlfriend has become a pincushion. There's no need to be sentimental. It's your turn."-Suzaku

"In order to properly fuse you with the Jagan Eye, I have to keep your arms and hands strapped to the table so you don't rip out your eyes." -Shigure

"They're just afraid of justice!"- Hiei

"Hiei cannot prepare you for the viciousness of the fights. Your weakness and his honor make him go easy on you, I will not." -Kurama

"That Yusuke Urameshi boy is very intriguing. He lacks the fighting experience, but could be a dangerous weapon." -Younger Toguro "I am a rogue and a convicted criminal. Even you have had to come and capture me, do you think she'd be happy to know that her long-lost brother is a felon? It's best to watch her from a distance."-Hiei "I'm sorry, when I kill people I'm used to them staying dead."-Yusuke "Fool! There can't be an earthquake on water." -Hiei "He's more or less unbeatable." -Zeru "It most certainly isn't pleasant being called a traitor by creatures you've never met."-Kurama "Not every closed case comes with a happy ending." -Botan "Oh, the handsome ones are so mean!" -Botan "I'm Koenma. I'm very cool." -Koenma "Why does everything you say make me want to bash your face in?!"-Kuwabara (this was obviously said to Hiei) "He's clearly no match for Kurama. What a joke of a round. It's a pity you couldn't have taken him and let Kurama deal with the little child and his yo-yo's."-Hiei "I just want to set the record straight before we get this thing going. Basically I'm a really good person, and the only thing I stink at is paper,rock,scissors." -Chu "Goodness! That fight was so intense that I don't even remember eating my squid on a stick! Who's up for a second helping?" -Koenma
"You should have never insulted the Jagan Eye, because you see, in a way it has it's own mind and loathes disrespect. Resisting it is not something I would do."-Hiei
"I have the power to pull you into oblivion. I assume just my right arm will do."-Hiei
"Yes, and his speed only adds to the problem. Good luck trying to hit him."- Hiei
"I wonder if vomiting was Chu’s secret technique?" -Koenma
"If you idiots got something to say, say it! But say it to my face, or else say it to my fist!" - Yusuke
"You act really senseless for a smart girl."-Botan
"I'm sorry, I used my right. Next time I'll use my left to be fair." -Kurama
"You were wrong on two accounts. Even the hardest substance can be broken when crashed into itself. And the ability to feel pain is not a weakness, it's a strength. Pain tells a creature its vulnerabilities, and not to expose them to attack. Your robot is dead. And so, I'm afraid, are you."-Kurama
"I've never seen anything so impressive in my life. To them it's like nothing else exists. Such focus and such pain. I wish that were me in there. It's no longer a fight between two guys now. This is the stuff legends are made of. I could watch them fight for hours." -Kuwabara
"As far as I’m aware Koenma doesn’t have any brothers, and I should know, I’m him. As a cool teenager!"-Koenma
"Yesterday, I saw Yusuke in a way I've never seen before. Every thing about him was so genuinely happy, and I don't mean a smile or a laugh. I mean true happiness. Ever since we were kids, Yusuke's never belonged, and here, it's dangerous, but it's like, he's home."-Keiko
"It's against my code killing innocent people!" -Kuwabara
"Oh, shove it where it hurts!" -Yusuke
"Yo, Kuwabara! Thanks for helping out Yusuke all the time. It's nice."-Koenma
"You never asked me what gave my makeup its power, what made it different than the makeup of those human fools. The difference is the main ingredient, Kurama. It's made of my blood."-Gama That's some tasty lipstick, Gama!
"Even with my arms and legs bound, you are in no shape to fight me. Don't die pointlessly Gama. You're too intelligent for that."-Kurama Perhaps he is, but he's also a team-player.
"Only an amatuer depends on arms and legs for victory." -Kurama He's right. If I depended on my arms and legs, I'd have been dead at age 3... I use my mind and vocal chords.
"If you don't mind me asking, what exactly have you done to me?"-Kurama "You really are dangerous, aren't you? I haven't been making direct hits. You've been blocking your vital points with your own body. You must be very old. Experienced, perhaps, as I am."- Toya " I too, have lived many years in shadow. I just hoped your life could be more noble, than mine has been."-Kurama "It seems that I have gotten to know you quite well in such a short fight, and I rather like you. Let's not have this slaying ruin our friendship."-Toya "I see. You noticed inklings of your energy inside your blood. Only one problem, to release enough to beat me you'd have to bleed yourself dry!"-Toya "I've fought my share of ice warriors. Seiryu the Blue Dragon fell to my sword quickly enough, but he was no master. He was a fool, who thought he could get by on half of his lessons. But if there is any true ice master, anyone who completed the full training that his master intended and knows the art of ice, it is Toya." -Hiei "Lucky eyes you got."-Jin "Here we go, Jin. I can't say my ears are pointing up, but I'm looking forward to this challenge." -Yusuke "You know, one of these days I'm gonna fight someone who talks like a normal person!"- Yusuke "Cheer up Baken, your brain's just small. It's not your fault you can't remember all those things you did to Kurama. So I'm gonna refresh your memory by using your body as an example!" -Yusuke "I think bone cracking is a good sign to rest." -Botan "Took a punch straight in the face just for a chance to kick me. He's a crazy rat for sure." -Jin "Article 4: Fighters are outside the ring when any part of their body comes in contact with any solid surface other than the ring itself, and air is not solid. Stick to what you're good at honey, like dying your hair unnatural colors for instance. " - Koto (a.k.a. the announcer, whom I nicknamed fox-kitty) "Just laughing. It seems you don't know brothers very well, Botan." -Kurama "There's no way I can deflect both of those with my Spirit Gun. Spirit Grenade Launcher maybe, but definitely not a gun." -Yusuke "Doesn't matter in the ending Urameshi. Fight we had was nice and I see ya like myself. Two whirlwinds doesn't mean I hate ya, only means I have respect." -Jin "Well that's the biggest crap job I've ever heard in my life!" -Botan "All right Yusuke, you've tried everything else. Time to be stupid." -Yusuke "Look at it this way, if demons did have toilets, would you really want to sit on 'em?"-Shizuru "It's not often a guy gets a chance like this, maybe they'll name a city block after me."-Kuwabara "Your heroics are quite misplaced. All you'll win is a grave." -Risho "Don't sneak up on me when I'm breathin' hard, okay?!" - Kuwabawa "There's only one person who calls me by my first name!"-Kuwabara "Don't just let that creep wail on you, show some friggin' balls!"-Yusuke "Since when did you fill in in all the right places?" - Yusuke (edited version of quote below) "Is it just these pants or did you really get a nice ass?" - Yusuke (unedited version of quote above) "If you have any noble plans to stop me, I suggest you write your will. I'm not leaving without a war." -Hiei "Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice box."-Hiei "Watch it kid, I can still destroy you." -Genkai "When I see Yusuke’s disposition I see scales and beady eyes, but cute and furry’s another way to go." -Botan "What is that rediculous appendage growing out of your head?"-Hiei "Fate makes a choice."-Shishiwakamaru "That's very unsanitary. Do you know how many demons that blade has cut through?" - Hiei "Um, can we please get a clean up crew to pick up this body? That isn't part of the referee job is it?" - Juri (secondary announcer, a... some sort demon have to do with fish) "Careful, fate may have a sense of humor." - Shishiwakamaru "'Yoko has returned!', they cry..." - Yoko Kurama "Did you say Yoko? Yoko the spirit fox, Yoko the legendary bandit Yoko?! What did you do with Kurama, I liked him a lot better!"- Uraurishima "Maybe you don't understand the concept of 'force field'." - Hiei "Each branch of this tree has a mouth, and each mouth of the branch has saliva that will melt your bones in under a minute, though the pain will make every second seem like it's own eternity to you." -Yoko Kurama "Fifteen years ago, the spirit fox, Yoko Kurama, was thought to have been killed while escaping from a botched burglary. In desperation, he hid himself in your world, using a human body to slowly recover his energy. He thought no one would find him... I did." - Hiei "There is no room for your fantasies of denial, little vermin. Be assured, I am alive." - Yoko Kurama "Gee man, you really didn't have a childhood, huh?" -Kuwabara "I almost killed my favorite dimwit." -Genkai "If anyone had ever told me my fate laid in the hands of a blue runt that goes 'poo', I probably would've punked him."-Yusuke "Yes, tell them I'm her brother. I'll rather enjoy torturing you to death." -Hiei "I guess the Cape of No Return is a misleading name." -Koto "Perhaps I could learn something from Genkai as well." -Kurama "Ladies and gentleman and other stuff, Kuwabara returns!"- Kuwabara "This idiot makes Kuwabara seem smart."-Hiei "I admit, I'm embarrassed listening to him."-Kurama "Admittedly you have talent, you helped scrounge up a team of third rate demons and found weapons suiting them well enough to get them to the semi-finals. You know more about arsenals and techniques than anyone I've met, but like a true idiot you forgot all about your strength. You're nothing but a surface, a souped up car without an engine to move it, you're even weaker than your front man." -Genkai "You should take more care of your hair you know, do you condition it? You should take care of your body." -Karasu "Why, I like the way this cracked walnut thinks."-Koenma "Ah, who's to say who's nuts these days. From now on, you will only address me as Pretty Koenma, understand?"-Koenma "Genkai, do you realize what's going on? My teacher gave all her power to me, even though she knew she'd have to fight Toguro in the end. This whole time my stupid self thought it was just between me and him. Turns out there's a 50 year story behind it, and now she wants it closed. Am I giving it all away? I don't care, my teacher's walking into a fight she can't win! And nothing's ever going to be the same."-Yusuke "An exciting turn, Onji's let Kuwabara inside a big ball, and he can't break free! Who knows what's planned for this boy in a bubble!"-Koto "I can't bear to look at you anymore, you who sold your soul just to hold on to your youth and strength!" - Genkai "It must've been a sad existence, after you made your decision and had started your glorious new life. What did you think about when you couldn't fall asleep? Because I know that it happened. Tell me, what went through your head?"-Genkai "She said the last year of her life was crumby because as a student you were a pain in the rear, and she asked you to stay alive for a really long time so she could have some peace and quiet for once." - Koenma "You're the 'I got my face turned into pudding' Suzuka. Yeah, nice clown suit." -Kuwabara "This is like one of those wild goose thingies." -Kuwabara "So, you gonna let go, or are we just gonna stand here and do the Tango?"-Koenma "Who are you calling moron, pacifier junkie!" -Yusuke "An Ojigi plant is quite dangerous, regularly. And it is several times more lethal and more sensitive when grown under a demon's energy."-Yoko Kurama "You know you can't stop me, but you continue to try all the same. That's what so appealing about you." -Karasu "Better watch yourself, simple human boy. It's against Spirit World law to say my name without putting a 'beautiful' in front."-Suzuka "For a very long time, I only thought of you, Genkai. A major reason why you have to die." -Younger Toguro
"You're either extremely brave, or extremely foolish. It's rare for anyone who has seen my capabilities to go through with fighting me. I'm curious to why you would subject yourself to this. Could it be something personal?" - Karasu Ew. Ok, listen dude, just because you got the hots for my man, that doesn't means he's got the hots for you!
"Folks, I guess you could say this tournament has been one heck of a roller coaster. And finally, finally we can get to the most awesome loop-de-loop part of the ride!" -Koto
"I consider your class of demon very worthy. Worthy to fight, and worthy to die." - Yoko Kurama
"I have no interest in gardening." -Karasu"I've found that there's no greater rush than taking the life of someone you care for." - Karasu"I thought you'd know better to corner an animal like a fox Karasu, we have a tendency to show our teeth." -Yoko Kurama
"Ever hear of Ojiki? It's a rare plant found only on Earth's South America. The Ojiki is extremely sensitive to movement, and if it senses any kind of vibration, it will quickly close it's leaves around it's prey."-Yoko Kurama
"It's called tact, Kurama, you should consider using some."-Karasu Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Are you seriously lecturing KURAMA about tact?!
"I never would've thought botany could be so deliciously gruesome!" -Koto
"I will not be afraid of something I cannot see!" -Kurama Possibly the only foolish thing ever said by Kurama.
"Brace yourself people, Karasu is back and he's not too happy. His hair has also changed from jet black to hyper glow blonde. To follow the stereotype, that means he's popular and more aggressive." - Koto Is she refering to the high school stereotype, or the usual anime transformations...? For the tranformations, one of the best known example in the U.S. is super-Seijans. As the high school version....
"I thought it was going to last much longer than that. I would’ve liked to have toyed with him a little before he died." -Yoko Kurama
"The Ojigi also responds to aggression, so it will be all the more vicious once you attack. You're going to have to come up with a smart way to kill it, or else, bang."- Yoko Kurama
"The Ojigi is a truly gifted species of plant. It can sense the smallest amount of movement, even something as insignificant as a muscle spasm. So you see, it's useless to run, it would only make you easier to catch." -Yoko Kurama
"No, that's... What I meant by 'contains' is that his armor keeps his power from escaping; definition #2." - Kurama "At least you are consistent. Consistently foolish if you think that axe will have any more effect than the last." - Hiei "I may be a small target, but this is just sad." -Hiei "I only put enough energy into my attacks as is necessary to defeat my opponents. That wasn't even enough to scratch me. Take that any way you want." -Bui "Countless centuries, countless masters trying to harness the power of the Darkness Flame. Only I have had the courage, the strength, and the abandon to realize it's glorious potential. I have the power of the Black Dragon, because now I am the Dragon." -Hiei "No. If you want to die, kill yourself. I don't take orders, especially from those I beat." -Hiei "This is so exciting! I'm sweating all over and my heart is pumping as well!"-Blue Ogre "My brothers all got white-collar jobs, with wives and families, and if I had a life like that, I'd kill myself."-Sakyyo "My mom always wanted me to become a surgeon. It's a pity I played hookie the day we dissected frogs. Oh well..."-Elder Toguro "This is so exciting! I'm sweating all over and my heart is pumping as well!" -Blue Ogre "If we aren't, it's no thanks at all to the drunken biggie that traded our tickets for a couple of pints." -Jin "Right now all your griping's about as useful as tits on a bull." -Chu "You lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy, talk about lame." - Jin "It is hard to tell if Toguro has lost control of his power, or if he is attacking the crowd on purpose."-Kurama "Yes, well, I tried to inform you, but you were too engrossed in your speech." -Kurama "Your stubborness is even greater than your stupidity." -Hiei "We're in front of about a million people, including Kayko and my boss and hardcore demon fighters! And you make me say all that sissy crap!" -Yusuke "He's acting so pathetic that I even feel sorry for him." -Hiei "I told you guys to do the stamping while I was gone! I even gave you my seal, and my favorite ink pad with the ponies on the top!" -Koenma "He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone." -Koenma "I can’t believe we missed the entire fight just because I took a couple extra minutes to brush my teeth." -Kuwabara "One horned ninny! You've just mixed up the paradises with the punishments! I'll have to start all over!" -Koenma "After this Dark Tournament, all I've felt like doing is sleeping and watching stupid day time T.V." -Yusuke "Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense." -Yusuke "So that's how you treat the guy that wins the whole Dark Tournament?! "Thanks for savin' my life and all pal, but my sandwich is just too damn good!"" -Yusuke "So Kurama, tell me about this guy with a poodle on his head." -Kuwabara "What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?" -Hiei "Tell the kidnappers I've declined. I'm done babysitting." -Hiei "Logic is panic's prey." -Kurama "Too bad Hiei's not here, he could use his Jagan Eye to find himself." -Botan
"Nature's call. Got to take a leak."-Kaito And, that, my friends, is the languaistric prodigy of our time.
"Ironic after all his grave intentions, the one thing to unravel him was a laugh." - Kurama"There aren't any prizes for being stubborn or skeptical today." -Koenma"This is how it should be, adversary. Your world against mine." - Kaito
"If you plan on being arrogant, your gonna make a mistake." -Kurama Yes, the plan itself is the mistake.
"You picked my pocket with some greenery? You really are a first class freak!"-Yanagisawa
"I'm warning you. You so much as bruise what's in your hand, and I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged when you die. You will no longer exist." -Kurama "A soul is fragile without a body or ghost to protect it. In one full day, it would break apart." -Genkai "The Demon World is an ancient land, and its depths are endless. In truth, there are vast parts of its territory that Spirit World has absolutely no control over."- Koenma "If there were a hole out of this vile world, I would have taken it." -Hiei "It is known as the Pseudo Space. Tiny portals have been opened in it from time to time, allowing demons such as Hiei and myself to slip through. But they are rare, and quickly close, trapping us." -Kurama "It's hard to predict what he'll do. Humanity's destruction is Hiei's former dream. These new developments leave him much to consider."- Kurama "He may look like a dimwit, in fact, he definitely is. But he's also the Dark Tournament champ and he can fight like a genius when he knows his prey." -Genkai"Can't say I didn't warn the guy. Except for that whole shockwave thing." -Yusuke
"If anybody finds him, make a noise we'll all hear. Either scream or blow something up!"-Genkai"You're gonna regret saying that one! I'm writing an advice book for bad guys, it's called don't piss me off!" -Yusuke"So, Yusuke's a household name?" -Yusuke"Curiosity is one of man's most predictable forces. If people don't come to see, it's because they are not able." -Kurama"We don't have time to have death on your conscience. Don't you dare question yourself. He'll be fine."-Genkai"Should I even ask why Yana is in a nurse's outfit?" -Botan"Keiko?! Damn it, Puu! You're like they're get-in-danger tour guide!" -Yusuke"I never had purpose in my awful life, but I'll have purpose in my death." -Dr. Kamiya"Why can't Keiko be the one with the Spirit Gun?" -Botan"Yusuke, listen. That's Botan natural color. It doesn't make sense to tease her." -Koenma"Earth to toddler bitch! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifier ten inches down your throat!"- Yusuke"You're defensive cause you don't know the truth. Humanity only seems good to you because you were born in a peaceful time, but war's our nature, it'll always come back. Have you ever seen hundreds of frightened people standing in line to be killed in a camp? Have you seen horseman raid and destroy a village, dance on the bodies of their victims, crushing them as they celebrated victory singing happy songs? Have you ever seen a gigantic bomb wipe away millions who had never even picked up a weapon? Civil War where a mom is hacked down in front of her child, or a child in front of his mom. And the soldier, breaking up a family who loves each other, leading them into a fire, and his eyes enjoying the torture." -Mitarai (Sea Man)"Never take yourself too seriously and you won't turn into a freakin' fanatic." -Yusuke"Wait you idiot! Haven't you learned? You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!" -Yusuke"I mean seriously, why can't we ever have a chase on an elevator!" -Kuwabara"You do them one favor and they think you're their best friend. This is why I could care less if their entire species was swallowed up." -Hiei"Then this means that Mushiyori City has advanced to Stage Three. I believe these demons are technically classified as weak and ugly." -Hiei"That was fast. Must not've run into traffic, or had any traffic running after them." -Yusuke"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care even less. Wake me for the end of the world. " -Hiei"You think that's the first child Kurama has killed in his day?" -Hiei"Rely on impulse, and not even your thoughts can betray you." -Kurama"That freak's screams are all I hear. Either he's beating the hell out of Kurama or someone's found where he's ticklish." -Yusuke"What's wrong with you? Why don't you scream and die!" -Elder Toguro"The tree won't stop until its host is dead, but as you've said Toguro, your regenerative powers make you unable to die. You will suffer for eternity here, torn between your hate, and your agony, and so be it. Rogues like you deserve to be damned." -Kurama"Guess he missed his Toguro vaccination."-Yusuke"Maybe there have been times when I've been pissed and hated things, but it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's a lush, and school sucks. But this job is the one damn thing I've ever been good at. And if all the crap in my life hasn't screwed me up yet, then neither will this. And neither will you." -Yusuke"Maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass!" -Yusuke"What's that Sensui, you forget how to swim? You drowned? Great, we'll pack up and go. You heard Kuwabara, he's starved!" -Yusuke"Be nasty all you want. I don't care if you torture cute animals, that doesn't make you strong." -Yusuke"You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that!"(After he punches Koenma)"I hate being underestimated, but underestimating is worse. Sensui will kill us all." -Hiei"Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed!" - Hiei"Oh, right, I'm killing you. Forgive me, I got distracted." Sensui (Shinobu)"If we're going to die, let us die in war, against Sensui."-Hiei"We've gone far past the stage of fighting for our honor."- Kurama"Nothing worse than being strong, but not strong enough."- Sensui"Trial of humanity, the defense rests." -Sensui"The Plateau of the Beheaded, a fitting battleground indeed." -Hiei"Kill us if you're going to, just spare us the sound of your voice." -Hiei"I'm the same, Yusuke Urameshi! Fearless protector of the good stuff with a healthy kicking assness and a general hate for authority. And nothing as trivial as a violent death or a few drops of demon blood mixed with mine is gonna keep me from helping out my friends and saving the world and kicking the bad guy's ass."-Yusuke"I'm sorry, I got delayed. Traffic was a bitch." -Yusuke"You can tell King Daddy that, and that he can disown me, fire me, or put me up for adoption." -Koenma"Just you and me now... Well, you and you and you and you and you and you and you and me. We're going to finish this." -Yusuke"Dammit, my sword must have slipped." -Hiei (jumps into the air and cuts Chapter Black to shreds) '"Man, why is it everyone I gotta meet is in love with friggin' nature?"-Yusuke"With your new powers, you could destroy the entire world if you got angry enough, and there'd be no one to stop you. Everyone has something they need to protect; children have pets, adults have children, and in your case it happens to be a whole lot more!" -Genkai"I don't know who I should fear more. Mukoru... or Hiei." - Kurama"Make sure to give me a call whenever you get back, Yusuke, so I can introduce you to my new boyfriend." -Keiko"There is no more dignity in this sort of existence, so I must find honor in death." -Hiei"Hiei, you needn't search for death. Death will find us all soon enough." -Mukuro"I have methods to make your life so meaningless that you will crawl out on your own and then beg me for your death." -Kurama"Sorry to kick ass and run guys, but it's time for me to beat the old bastard." -Yusuke"Yomi, you son of a bitch! You hear me? I'm coming, so boil up a kettle of tea!"-Yusuke"How dare you... Turn this tournament into a dating service?!" -Koto"You can never know victory unless you understand defeat." -Youmi"A true swordsman can never lose twice. This is the only way, the honorable way." - Shigure"Underestimating an opponent is the first step toward defeat." -Kurama"It just hit me. I don't know what I'm fighting for anymore." -Yusuke"I have given up everything I thought was important to fight in this tournament with honor. You made me do that. You can't just take it back now! " -Youmi"You can't end a good party without someone on the floor." -Yusuke"Hiei...I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through...But I'm not interested in you that way." -Kurama