Albert Hitchcock Quotes

"If you show a gun in the first act, it had better have been fired by the third act."-Hitchcock

J.W. Eagan Quotes

"Never judge a book by its movie."- J.W. Eagan

Dragonball Saga Quotes

"So he killed my father and murdered my people. That means nothing to me. Strength is the only thing that matters in this world. Everything else is just a delusion for the weak."-Vegeta, Dragonball Z

"I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness, I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!"-Goku, Dragonball Z

"I'm glad to see that Frieza will be destroyed by his worst fear... a Super Saiyan."-Vegeta

"He's just a corpse and he's still blabbing. I'll have to gag him to shut him up."-Frieza

"I can't change who I am, not on the battlefield, my feelings are my guide."-Goku

"Tell me, is it slavery if you get what you want?"-Vegeta, Dragonball Z

"We worked so hard for him. We did everything he asked of us and more... He took me from my father when I was just a little boy. He made me do whatever he wanted, and said he would kill my father if he didn't. I did everything he asked, but he killed him anyway, along with everyone else. He was scared of us... scared that a Super Saiyan would be born, to rise up and over-throw him."-Vegeta, Dragonball Z

"Kakarot...please...destroy Frieza... He made me what I am. Don't...let him...do it...to anyone else... Whatever it takes...stop him...please..."-Vegeta, Dragonball Z

"Goodbye Vegeta. You're not as cold-hearted as you believed yourself to be. A heart of stone can't shed tears the way you did. You must've been holding them back your whole life... I'm the only one left. I think I understand you now. You weren't grieving over your own death, or because our home planet was destroyed. You were grieving because he turned you into what he wanted you to be. You never had a chance to be anything else. Well, I still respect you. I know you made a lot of mistakes, but now I see that they weren't all your fault. You had the firey will of a Saiyan."-Goku, Dragonball Z

"What is this, a class reunion of evil losers?"-Vegeta, Dragonball GT

"Three weeks to catch a monkey?"-Piccollo, Dragonball Z

"Do your best Trunks! Wait... Trunks' best might hurt someone. Do okay!"-Krillin, Dragonball Z

"Did he say Goku? How dare you mention that name to the Prince of Saiyans! I am the leader and sole protector of the planet Earth! And that Kakorat is a clown who knows only his stomach and his own stupidity. I came to do this job, and I'm not leaving until I finish it!"-Vegeta, Dragonball GT

"Saiyan blood still courses through my veins, and I call the Earth my home!"-Vegeta, Dragonball GT

"It's safe to say Vegeta and the other Z-Fighters have qualified for the tournament, in addition to destroying a punching machine, a dozen cameras, and the speaking ability of a couple hundred fighters." Dragonball Z

"What's a bath?"-Goku, Dragonball

"There are no short heroes, only sidekicks."-Chi Chi, Dragonball

"Incredible! How did you make your clothes grow?"-Goku, Dragonball

"You have a weakness! Everything does!"-Goku, Dragon Ball Z Movie 13: Wrath of the Dragon

=__Dragonball Z__=
Frieza: "What are you?"
Goku: "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness, I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!"
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Goku: "You're just a beast, with no consence."
Frieza: (laughs maliciously) "So I'm a beast, huh?
Goku: "Hmph."
Frieza:
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Frieza: "Why do you loathe what I've done so much? Saiyans are just as ruthless as I am. They were killers, all of them. And you have the gall to condemn what I've done? You and your bloodthirsty race!"
Goku: "They paid for their mistakes."
Frieza: "Is that why they died? I thought it was because I killed them."
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Frieza: "Nice move, but your shoe came untied."
Goku: "I'm not going to fall for that, I don't even have shoelaces."
Frieza: "Darn, I guess you're a little smarter than the average Saiyan."
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Doctor Briefs: "
Kitty:
Chi Chi: "
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Goku: "Wow, I'm so full! If I have to fight one of you guys please don't punch me in the gut!"
(Short Timeskip)
18: "Hey, we should go check the draw. See who we're fighting."
Vegeta: "If I'm fighting Kakarrot in the initial round, the first thing I'm going to do is punch him in the gut."
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Tournament Host: Next up is, #18. Is #18 your real name?
18: My father is pretty dull.
(draws)
18: Here, now I'm number 9.
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Dende:
Krillin: "No wonder you're green."
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(Trunks and Goten are talking about what they'd buy when they won.)
Trunks: I guess I'd just buy you a better looking hair cut.
Goten: Hair what?
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Broly: "Why don't you give up?"
Goku: "I never really learned how to."
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----DBZ Sub----
Krillin: Oh please god, don't let me fight against any of these guys... oh please god... *in a praying position*

Piccolo: *smirking* But Krillin, why do you pray? You already know that Dende is god anyway.

Krillin: Oh, that's right.. you hear me Dende, good buddy? Please don't let me fight against any of my friends.
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=__Dragonball GT__=
Doctor Juiro: "Long time, no see, Vegeta."
Vegeta: "What is this, a class reunion of evil losers?"
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Vegeta: "What do you want?"
Doctor Juiro: "Just the usual genocide and extintion of your entire race and people."
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Vegeta: "Did he say Goku? How dare you mention that name to the Prince of Saiyans! I am the leader and sole protector of the planet Earth! And that Kakorat is a clown who knows only his stomach and his own stupidity. I came to do this job, and I'm not leaving until I finish it!"
Docter Mew: "You've aged so much, Vegeta. And the limitations of your flesh is no match for us. It digusts me to listen to the Prince of Saiyans say he'll protect the Earth. Your race is of no use, and you have lost the pride you once stood for."
Vegeta: "Saiyan blood still courses through my veins, and I call the Earth my home!"
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Super 17: I must admire your ability to stand up after that.
Vegeta: And I admire your ability to DIE!
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Anime Movies

"You cannot change your fate; however, you can rise to meet it."-(Princess Mononoke)

"Are you selling soup or donkey piss?"- the "monk" Jigo, Princess Mononoke

"Men are born half-dead, and it takes a lifetime for them to become completely dead."- Kawasaki from the movie Ooru naito rongu 3: Saishuu-shô

Rurouni Kenshin Quotes

"A sword a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What Miss Kaoru says is sweet and innocent talk that only those whose hands have never been stained with the blood of men can believe. But to tell you the truth, I much prefer Miss Kaoru's sweet and innocent talk over the truth, that I do."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"A sword is a tool to save people with."-Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin

"I have no attachment to the name Botosai the Manslayer. Just the same, I can't allow someone like you to wear it."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Don't like at me like the, Botosai. I much prefered the look in your eyes when you said you were going to kill me. Within every fiber of your being, you are truly a manslayer. I am also a manslayer, so I know of what I speak. A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else. I'll be watching you from the edge of Hell to see how long you can keep saying you're a wanderer."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin

"A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin

"A manslayer is a manslayer... until the day he dies."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Oh boy... If they're fighting among themselves already, Kenshin's Group is in for a lot of problems."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Stop it with the 'little' thing!"-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin

"Don't worry about it, Kenshin. Nobody ever drowns in this river."-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin

"Well, they say even a chance acquaintance is pre-ordained by destiny... but to fall off the bridge with him? Destiny must really not like you."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"This land... is our kingdom. Let there be blessings for the kingdom of ambition."-Raijuta, Rurouni Kenshin

"If something is in the way... get rid of it!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"It's better to tell people exactly what's on your mind."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"If I'm going to chose my past, I will have to let go of the present."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"Known for their violence? That doesn't do them justice. The Kairyu are more like demons. They attack as swiftly as an eagle flying through the air and pluck the cargo hold dry. They slaughter anyone who dares to fight back."-Yohei Senbonya, Rurouni Kenshin

"Shura. No one has seen Shura's face and lived to tell of it. He's a mysterious monster, who they say sheds neither blood nor tears. Some say he's not human."-Yohei Senbonya, Rurouni Kenshin

"Time is of the essence. I'm sorry, but I will have to fight without holding back."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"My prey is only the Botosai. You are unimportant."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin

"But he looks as frail and thin as a woman."(about Kenshin)-Hataro, Rurouni Kenshin

"You can die at any time, but living takes true courage."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Himura... It would seem that you are creating another legend."- M_____ (commonly shown police guy with glasses) , Rurouni Kenshin

"Regardless of how the times may change, the truth that we embrace will always remain the same. Evil will be extingished like a candle flame. We believe this; Aku Soku Zan. That is the essence of Shinsengumi."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"There's no hope for Kenshin if even Ayame and Sizume are chewing him out."-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin

"Aku Soku Zan- Slay Evil Immediately."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"He lives to this day carrying out the justice of the Shinsengumi. Even in the peaceful times of the Meiji Era, he is still the Wolf of Mibu. And his fangs are bared in the darkness, far from the sun's reach."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Women are scary."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"If you can't hit anything, you can't call them punches."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"Caution will only delay us now."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"Even if you hide your cross-shaped scar, people who will know you, will know you."-Okina, Rurouni Kenshin

"If you were to examine a man's entire life, you would see that it is full of contradictions."-Okina, Rurouni Kenshin

"You know that your opponent's sword is broken and on top of that, you have a hostage, and you call that fair and square. Are you trying to be funny?"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"New eras don't come about because of swords, they're created by the people who wield them."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"If we were normal, we might not be alive today. And that, my friend, is what gives us the edge we need."-Shishio, Rurouni Kenshin

"Because you've slain so many people, you've taken life for granted, even your own. That's what allows the manslayer's heart, which lies deep within your true heart, to take over your soul. Even if you use the power of that manslayer for a self-sacrificing purpose, such as to protect those you love or the weak, it's simply one tiny pebble in the never-ending river of time."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin

"I couldn't care less about settling the score with a moron."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"Getting hugged by you isn't really something I think I'd enjoy that much."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin

"It's not about whether I can or can't do it, this is about whether I do or I don't!"-Eigi, Rurouni Kenshin

"If you boss you think you can your instructor around, you won't learn."-Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin

"She can't control herself 'cause she's afraid of being seperated from Kenshin. What a selfish little girl. But then againg, love and selfishness kinda go hand-in-hand, don't they?"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"She's scarier than Jinei, she is."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"As you said, there is no time for talk. If you want me to kill you, then please hurry up and prepare for death."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"As expected of the legendary manslayer, you're truly a different person when you're ready to kill."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin

"Hiten-Mitsurugi style Bottojutsu, Soiryusan. I'm fully aware that the reverse blade sword is not suited for Bottojutsu. The name Botosai comes from the fact that I have perfected everything concerning Bottojutsu."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"I crushed your elbow joint and tore the ligaments. Your life as a swordsman is now over. And so is... your life as a human being."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"To protect Miss Kaoru... I will become a manslayer once again!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"The right to live and die, to give and take, are controlled by Lord Shishio!"-leader of the Shingotsu Villiage henchmen, Rurouni Kenshin

"Ordinarily, I'd tell you to stand back if you don't want to be injured. But in this case, I think I'll make an exception. I'm gonna beat down every last one of you!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"I gotta get stronger. Strong enough... so that Kenshin will regret not taking me with him to Kyoto! I am not a burden for you to bear. That's what I'm gonna prove to you in Kyoto! You just wait and see, Kenshin!"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"I never thought... that I'd be walking down this path again."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"It seems that you're still thinking like a deluded, peace-loving Wanderer. Would you like me to open your eyes again?"-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"If I carry my sword like this as I walk, people will be scared away and leave me alone. No one else will be involved."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Makoto Shishio... another survivor of the Revolution, is calling me back to Kyoto. What battles await me down this road?"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"The battle against Shishio has already begun."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"He's certainly confident. And I'm relatively sure it isn't simply hot air."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"No good. All I'm doing is destroying the forest... this isn't doing anything for me. Which way is it to Kyoto?!"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"Be patient. I will defeat the Botosai, and the reputation of being the best will be the flowers I leave on your graves... I swear it."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin

"If I remember correctly, you guys of the Oniwaban group never even had a chance to fight during the glorious days of the Meiji Revolution... and the frustration and disappointment must fill your heart and soul. The Revolution, and what's happening now... if you were to experience two eras of change in your life, and let both of them pass you by without taking the opportunity to fight... I guess that would be a real shame as the Leader of The Oniwaban group, huh...?"-Sojiro, Rurouni Kenshin

"Whether you hate them, or feel sorry for them, the dead can never be brought back again."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin

"Being punched by someone like you wouldn't do much, even if you did connect. You're too light."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"THE MONEY BELONGS TO ME! YOU SAW ME STEAL IT FROM 'EM FAIR AND SQUARE, SO IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE!"-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin

"How she moved earlier resembled Kenpo. And that Tobi Kunai that she used before... this girl isn't an ordinary person, is she? Though you could probably tell that just by the way she dresses."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"The thieves who originally stole the money were wrong, and she was wrong for robbing those men. Let's follow that reasoning and say you're both at fault, and simply call it even."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"You're something special, even though you don't look it."-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin

"That sure was a crazy stunt."-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin

"I've had so many battles on riverbeds and bridges in the past, that I finally got sick and tired of them. I guess you could say I'm used to it. It's actually a simple matter to destroy a bridge like that one, as long as all the weight is concentrated in the center."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Say, would you like me to tell a story about Lord Aoshi? You probably already know some of the stuff I could say. Like how he is just about the best there is! He's a genius spy, and he became the Leader of the Oniwaban group when he was only 15 years old. He has a stong sense of responiblity and friendship. But on the outside, he's got that cold, ruthless poker-face. I was there with him for 8 years, but I don't remember seeing him smile or laugh even once. I bet you he's exactly the same way after all this time... But I know Lord Aoshi's got a smile in there somewhere, and I'm sure gonna find it someday!"-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin

"I'm going to re-write history."-Shishio, Rurouni Kenshin

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"One hundred and forty years ago, amidst the chaos and bloodshed which accompanied the Tokugawa Rejime, there was a swordsman in Kyoto who was called Botosai the Manslayer. Botosai carved the way into the new era... the Meiji Era. It was said that he was undefeatable. And then one day, as the screams faded and the dust began to settle, Botosai mysteriously disappeared into the sunset. To this day, his whereabouts are unknown. Botosai the Manslayer had become a legend."-Kaoru Kamiya from Rurouni Kenshin

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Yahiko: "Before you start, I have to warn you, Kaoru's cooking tastes pretty awful."
Kenshin: "Yahiko. Miss Kaoru's cooking has improved a lot. You don't have to force yourself to eat it anymore."
Sanosuke: "Hmm... It's better than dying, in any case."
*All three laugh*
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Kaoru: "Which do you think makes less sense, a ghost or a kettle?"
Sanosuke: "A kettle!"
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Yahiko: "Where's Sanosuke?"
Kaoru: "He's still quivering in fear somewhere."
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Kaoru: "I've got it! Why don't we all take a photograph together?"
*Sanosuke takes a sideways step away*
Kaoru: "And where are you going?"
Sanosuke: "I'm not gonna do that. That thing'll suck out our souls!"
Kaoru: "Would you stop saying that?! I told you that was only a superstition!"
Sanosuke: "It can't be just that! I hear it takes a year off every time you take a picture! It's the tool of the devil!"
Kenshin: "Now, now. You two should stop arguing like this, that you should."
Yahiko: "This is stupid. Do you think we look good enough to take a picture?"
Sanosuke: "Well, I guess we can't do it like this."
Kaoru: "What do you mean? We look fine."
Yahiko: "We're taking one."
Sanosuke: "I don't wanna!"
Kaoru: "Come on, let's go."
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Sanosuke's Friend 1: "Wait a sec, Tai. Are you saying you want Sano to run an errand for you?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Man, there's nothing scarier than a woman who isn't afraid of anything."
Sanosuke: "Alright."
Both Friends: "Huh?"
Sanosuke: "Waht's so bad about running a few errands?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Sano, are you feeling ok?"
Sanosuke: "Well, why not? I figure one good turn deserves another."
*Sanosuke turns to Tai*
Sanosuke: "Right?"
Tai: "Oh, but I've just been putting everything on your tab, it hasn't been on the house."
Sanosuke: "I didn't realize. I don't have any way to pay it back."
Tai: "I wasn't expecting right this second. There'll be a little interest when you do decide to pay it, so you go on now and take your time."
Sanosuke: "I-interest? I didn't know you could do that for tabs."
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Sanosuke's friend: "That Sano's definitely in a class of his own."
Tai: "That's certainly true. Now we just have to get him to pay his bills."
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(Saito's "partner" assassin): "It's insanity! There's nothing you can offer me to take on a job like that! So I think I'll high-tail it outta here to somewhere safe, like Shanghai, if you don't mind. See ya around."
Saito: "I know a place that'll be much safer to run to than Shanghai... It's called Hell, if I recall correctly."
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Sanosuke's Friend 1: "It looks like you're outta luck today, doesn't it Sano?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "You've lost the last 20 tosses in a row!"
Sanosuke: "Aw, no way! I thought I was gonnna win that one for sure! I thought your sword style was all about knowing how to predict things. You couldn't even get a single one of those tosses right."
Kenshin: "They're both competitions of the sword, but predictions I make in battle are completely different. If I remember correctly, Sano, I believe you asked me help you with something important. And I do believe gambling's illegal, isn't it?"
Sanosuke: "Aw, come on Kenshin, this gambling is just between good friends, and we only use spare change anyway. And besides, these old goofballs and me go way back, so I know they're all good guys. Even if they do look like thugs."
Sanosuke's Friend 1: "Was that last comment really necessary?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Well, no matter how you look at it, no one looks more like a thug than you, Sano!"
Kenshin: "That's certainly true, isn't it?"
(everyone there breaks into the laughter of male comradery)
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Random Guard 1: "Tell us who you are."
Misao: "Hmph. I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give my name to villains like you!"
Random Guard 2: (to the guard next to him) "Didn't she just tell us her name?"
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Saito: "Have you said your farewells to that Kamiya girl?"
*Kenshin glares a VERY scary glare at Saito*
Saito: "Perhaps I shouldn't have asked you."
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Saito: "It seems that you're still thinking like a deluded, peace-loving Wanderer. Would you like me to open your eyes again?"
Kenshin: "I'm ready to accept your challenge any time you'd like, Saito. But let me make it clear that I don't intend to involve anyone else in this matter. That's why I decided to do this by myself!"
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Saito: "Do as you like."
Kenshin: "I intend to."
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Sojiro: (clap clap clap clap) "That was simply incredible. You didn't even give the Four Akakumo Monks a chance to do their favorite move, the Younryutagi. That's real style, two kodachis."
Aoshi: "I assume you work for Shishio."
Sojiro: "That's right. I'm Sojiro Seita, and I actually serve by Master Shishio's side. Now I know what Master Shishio saw in you. I'd appreciate it if you'd at least listen to what I have to say."
Aoshi: "Get lost. I don't have any intention of ever joining another group. Especially a heartless group like yours, who would use it's own men as pawns just to test the strength of an opponent."
Sojiro: "Ooh... Oh, boy, so you figured it out. But you knew then that they were being used as pawns, and yet you still slew them without any hesitation. Isn't that... rather heartless, too?"
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Saijiro Hiko the XIII: "He must have lost all hope, and committed suicide on the spot. Well, that's something that happens every day. I use my sword to follow the teachings of the Hiten-Mitsurugi syle. But in the end, I can't even save one person. I guess the only thing I can do is bury the corpses of the victims, at the very least."
*Saijiro Hiko arrives, then recieves a shock. He saw that all the bodies had been buried. All the graves even had markers. And, standing in the middle of the makeshift cemetery, was the little boy.*
Sajiro Hiko: "You made graves for those bandits, as well as your parents?"
Shinta: "They're slave traders, not my parents. My parents died from cholera last year. But bandit or slave trader, they're still people. And they're dead."
Saijiro Hiko: "So you made graves for them?"
*Sajiro's gaze shifts to the three stones Shinta was standing in front of, and obviously had been for some time*
Sajiro Hiko: "What are those three stones?"
Shinta: "Miss Kasumi, Miss Akane, and Miss Sakura... All three of them were sold off to pay some debts. I only know them for a day. But since I was the only boy there, and since I had no parents, I was ready to throw away my life to save them. That's why I tried to look for some good stones for them. But these were all I found. I don't even have any flowers."
*Sajiro uncorks a jug he had on him person and poured the contents over the grave stones*
Saijiro Hiko: "No one should have to leave this world without know the taste of good sake. This is my tribute to these three."
*Sajiro puts the jug back to wherever he'd been keeping it*
Sajiro Hiko: "What's your name, boy?"
Shinta: "Shinta."
Saijiro Hiko: "That's too gentle a name for a swordsman. From now on, your name will be Kenshin. I promise to give you the best training I have to offer, Kenshin."
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Sojiro: "Master Shishio... You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
Shishio: "I'm going to rewrite history, my boy. Of course I am."
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Misao: "What, do I have bad breath or something, you illegal sword-carrying dumb red-headed long haired jerk, you cross-shaped scar-face weirdo... and you've got lousy taste in kimonos, by the way!"
Kenshin: "While I enjoy your colorful nicknames, my real name is Kenshin Himura. It might be best for you to call by that."
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Misao: "Hey, tell me what you're thinking about."
Kenshin: "No..."
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Sojiro: "Master Shishio? You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
Shishio: "I'm going to re-write history, my boy. Of course I am."
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Manga Version Quotes:
"After so many murders, he has lost his original purpose and will, drawn only by the color and smell of blood..."-Kenshin

"In the course of history, there is no "If". But IF there had been a battle in Edo... If we had fought, the victory of the new era would have been ours."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin manga Volume Four

"Ishin Shishi and Bafuku Samurai were plunged into battle without their say. We were at war... But it wasn't to decide who was right and who was wrong. It was for the country's future. We laid down our lives for the people's peace and happiness."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin manga Volume Four

"You tame a dog with food, you tame a man with money, but there is NOTHING that can tame the Wolf of Mibu!"-Saitou

"The dead don't desire revenge, but the happiness of the living."-Kenshin

"To dirty your small hands... ...would bring joy to no one."-Kenshin
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Sanosuke: "If I pissed from here, it'd reach the sea in four days."
Anji: "What kind of a proverb is that?"
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Avatar: The Last Airbender Quotes

"Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! ... Oh, and he's attacking Aang."-Sokka

"Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"-Sokka

"You saved your uncle's sweaty sandal?"-Sokka

"You're so beautiful when you hate the world."-Zuko

"My whole life, I struggled to gain my father's love and acceptance. But once I had it, I realized I lost myself getting there. I'd forgotten who I was."-Zuko

"Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here."-Zuko

"Get over here, Zuko. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs."-Katara
"I'm not Toph. I am Melon Lord! Mwahahahaha!"-Toph
"The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction."- Aang
"The monks used to say that revenge is like a two-headed rat-viper; while you watch your enemy go down, you're being poisoned yourself."-Aang
"It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."-Aang
"This is a journey you need to take. You need to face this man. But when you do, please don't choose revenge. Let your anger out, and then let it go."-Aang
"What's going on? We're surrounded by old people!"-Toph
"You're a genius! A sweaty, stinky genius!"-Toph
"Shouldn't we run away from huge booms, not toward them?!"- Sokka
"Escape? I didn't escape. Everybody else escaped."-King Bumi
"I didn't know what or when, but I knew I'd know it when I knew it."-King Bumi
"Somebody's a little light on his feet. What's your fighting name? The Fancy Dancer?"-Toph
"Even though I was born blind, I've never had a problem seeing. I see with earth-bending. It's... kinda like seeing with my feet. I feel the vibrations in the earth, and I can see where everything is. You, that tree, even those ants."-Toph
"Harsh words won't solve problems. Action will."-Aang
"I only took their side 'cause they fed me."-Sokka
"Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I'd miss the taste of mud so much."-Toph
"I know sometimes it hurts more to hope, and it hurt more to care. But you have to promise me you won't stop caring."-Katara
"Some unlucky soul has an incomplete pi-sho set."-Master Yuu
"O great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you."-Sokka (holding up Momo)
"While it is always best to believe in one's self, a little help from others can be a great blessing."-(Uncle) Iroh
"Don't you know fans just make flames stronger?"-Azula
"I think your feet need their eyes checked."-Katara
"Please tell me you're here because the Fire Lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down."-Sokka
"Oh, well. Victory is boring."-Mai
"Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights."-(Uncle) Iroh
"I don't know who this June lady is, but I like her!"-Toph
"Doing nothing is a waste of time."-Zuko
"Only justice will bring peace."-(Avatar) Kyoshi
"I knew I shouldn't have asked Kyoshi."-Aang
"Aang, you must actively shape your own destiny, and the destiny of the world."-(Avatar) Korin
"Well, here we are. Welcome to old people camp."-King Bumi
"There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."-Mai
"I thought my life was boring in the Fire Nation, but this place is unbearably bleak. Nothing ever happens."-Mai
"Everyone into the hole!"-Sokka
"Hold on! It's too dangerous! Haven't you heard the song?"-random Fire Nation soldier
"Love is brightest in the dark."-Katara
"Even if you're lost, you can't lose the love, because it's in your heart..."-Charm
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-Sokka-....
"Alright! Team Avatar is back! Air!
{screen go to Aang}
Water!
{screen shoots to Katara}
Earth!
{screen shoots next to Toph}
Fire!
{screen then shoots to Zuko}
{screen finally reaches Sokka with Suki next to him}
(Sokka hands Suki a conveniently close palm leaf fan and picks up a leaf in his left hand) Fan and Sword!"
*the top of the leaf sword flops down- perhaps symbolizing a 'sweatdrop'*
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Sokka: "In order to take out the Fire Lord- or in this case, the Melon Lord- our timing has to be perfect. First, Suki and I will draw his fire. Then, Katara and Zuko charge in with some liquidy-hot offense. And while the Melon Lord is distracted, Aang swoops in and... BAM! He delivers the final blow."
Toph: "Uhh... What about me?"
Sokka: "For now, you're the Melon Lord's forces."
Toph: "So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?"
Sokka: "What ever makes the training feel more realistic."
Toph: "Sweetness."
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Katara: "I have a surprise for everyone!"
Toph: "I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!"
(Sokka, Suki, and Zuko blink dumbly then lean closer to Katara)
Katara: "Uh... no."
(everyone goes back to eating)
Katara: "I was looking for cooking pots in the attic, and I found this."
(lets loose the scroll in her hand- a baby picture painting)
Katara: "Look at baby Zuko! Isn't he cuuute!"
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Aang: "But he's still a human being..."
Zuko: "You're going to defend him?"
Aang: "No. I agree with you. Fire Lord Ohzi is a horrible person, and the world would probably be better off without him... But there's gotta be another way."
Zuko: "Like what?"
Aang: "I dunno... Maybe we can make some big pots of glue and then I could use glue-bending to stick his arms and legs together so he can't bend anymore!"
Zuko: "Yeah! Then you could show him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again!"
Aang: "Do you really think that would work?!"
Zuko: "No!"
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Aang: "I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like."
Sokka: "Sure you can! You're the Avatar! If it's in the name of keeping balance, I'm pretty sure the Universe will forgive you."
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Sokka: "Look there's his footprints! His trail ends here."
Suki: "So... he went for a midnight swim and never came back?"
Katara: "Maybe he was captured."
Sokka: "I don't think so. There's no sign of a struggle."
Toph: "I bet he ran away again."
Sokka: "Uh-uh. He left behind his glider and Appa."
Toph: "Then what do you think happened to him, oh sleuthy-one?"
Sokka: "It's pretty obvious. Aang mysteriously disappears before an important battle; he's definitely on a Spirit World journey!"
Zuko: "But if he was, wouldn't his body still be here?"
Sokka: "Oh yeah. Forgot about that."
Katara: "Then he's gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let's split up and look for him."
*Toph zips over to Zuko and clings to his arm so tightly Zuko blushes.*
Toph: "I'm going with Zuko!"
*Needless to say, everyone stares.*
Toph: "What? Everyone else went on a life-changing fieldtrip with Zuko."
*smiles wider and clings tighter*
Toph: "Now it's my turn!"
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Sokka: "I can't believe we gave up our tickets, and now we're going through the Serpent's Pass."
Toph: "I can't believe you're still complaining about it."
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Aang: "The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction. So maybe we do need to abandon it."
Katara: "What are you talking about?"
Aang: "Hope isn't going to get us into Ba Sing Se... And it's not gonna find Appa. We need to focus on what we're doing right now, and that's getting across this pass."
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Sokka: "Judging by the looks on your faces, I'm guessing you guys didn't find Aang either."
Zuko: "No. It's like he just... disappeared."
Toph: "Hey, wait a minute. Has anyone noticed that Momo is missing too?"
Sokka: "Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"
*Sokka opens Appa's mouth and climbs in*
Sokka: "Momo! I'm coming for ya, buddy!"
Katara: "Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang."
Sokka: "That just what Appa wants you to think."
*Appa closes his mouth around Sokka*
Zuko: "Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here."
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Aang: "Wow, camping. It really feels like old times again, doesn't it?"
Zuko: "If you really want it to feel like old times, I could... uh, chase you around awhile and try to capture you."
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Katara: "Now that I know he's out there... Now that I know we can find him... I feel like I have no choice."
Aang: "Katara, you do have a choice; forgiveness."
Zuko: "That's the same as doing nothing."
Aang: "No, it's not. It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."
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Katara: "So this crazy king is your old friend Bumi?"
King Bumi: "Who you calling old?"
*shrugs*
King Bumi: "OK, I'm old."
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Aang: "Sokka, watch out! It's Sparky-Sparky-Boom Man!"
Sokka: "Ya know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit."
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Aang: "Great, you're back! What's for dinner?"
Sokka: "We've got a few options: first, round nuts and some kind of oval-shape nuts, and some rock-shaped nuts... that might just be rocks."
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Aang: "Hey, front-row seats. I wonder why no one else is sitting here?"
*a rock bigger than Sokka crashes next to Sokka himself*
Sokka: "I guess that's why."
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Katara: "This is just gonna be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?"
Sokka: "That's what I paid for."
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The Boulder: "The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl."
The Blind Bandit (Toph): "Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!"
The Boulder: "The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings."
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Shinn Fu: "Your winner, and still the champion, the Blind Bandit!"
Sokka: "Gahh! Hunh-hunh-huh... Nooo!"
Katara: "How did she do that?"
Aang: "She waited... and listened."
Shinn Fu: "To make things a little more interesting, I'm offering up this sack of gold pieces to any one who can defeat the Blind Bandit! What? No one dares to face her?"
Aang: "I will!"
Sokka: "Go, Aang! Avenge The Boulder!"
The Blind Bandit (Toph): "Do people really wanna see two little girls fighting out here?"
Crowd: "Ooooo!"
Aang: "I don't really want to fight you. I wanna talk to you."
Sokka: "Boo! No talking!"
Katara: "Don't boo at him!"
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Sokka: "I gotta admit, now I'm really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly."
Katara: "That is a big relief."
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Toph: "What are you doing here, Twinkletoes?"
Aang: "How'd ya know it was me?"
Sokka: "Don't answer to Twinkletoes, it's not manly!"
Katara: "You're the one who's bag matches his belt."
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Aang: "Then why stay here where you're not happy?"
Toph: "They're my parents. Where else am I supposed to go?"
Aang: "You could come with us."
Toph: "Yeah... You guys get to go wherever you want, no one telling you what to do... That's the life. It's just not my life."
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*Sokka picks up a dagger stabbing through a note*
Sokka: "Who ever took Aang and Toph left this."
Katara (reading the note): "If you wanna see your daughter again, bring five hundred gold pieces to the arena... It's signed Shinn Fu and The Boulder."
Sokka: "I can't believe it. I have The Boulder's AUTOGRAPH!"
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Toph: "You think you're so tough! Why don't you come up here so I can smack that grin off your face!"
Shinn Fu: "I'm not smiling."
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Toph: "I beat you all before, and I'll do it again!"
The Boulder: "The Boulder takes issue with that comment."
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Sokka: "Aang, this feuding tribe stuff is serious business. Are you sure it's a good idea getting involved in this?"
Aang: "To tell the truth... I'm not sure. But when have I ever been?"
Katara: "He's the Avatar, Sokka. Making peace between people is his job."
Sokka (nods toward the giant canyon): "His job's gonna make us cross this whole thing on foot, isn't it?"
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Sokka: "We gotta help him!"
(throws his boomerang at the canyon crawler trying to eat their canyon guide. The boomerang bounces off the crawler's head and he starts to attack Sokka)
Sokka: "OK! Now we gotta help me!"
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Canyon Guide: "The job's much more than bending, kid. Folks want information. Many of you are probably wondering how canyons are formed. Experts tell us this canyon was most likely carved into the ground by earth spirits who were angry at local farmers for not offering them a proper sacrifice."
*a small rockslide falls over them, but is earth-bended away by the guide*
Canyon Guide: "Heheh. Guess the spirits are still angry. Hope you all brought some sacrifices."
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Iroh: "It's nice to see old friends."
Zuko: "Too bad you don't have any old friends that don't want to attack you."
Iroh (as if considering the thought): "Old friends that don't want to attack me..."
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Katara: "What is that?"
Sokka (still high on cactus juice): "It's a giant... mushroom. Maybe it's friendly!"
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Sokka: (breathes deeply in, then deeply out) "I think my mind is starting to clear out the cactus juice."
*finds some sort of goop on the cave wall next to him*
Sokka: "And look!"
*shoves some of the goops into his (and Momo's) mouth- only to quickly spit it out and make gagging noises*
Sokka: "Tastes like rotten penguin meat! Uooohh... I feel woozy."
Katara: "You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!"
Sokka: "I have a natural curiousity."
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Sokka: "You're doing great! Just follow the sound of my voice!"
Toph: "It's kinda hard to ignore."
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Sokka: "Suki! You know about giant sea monsters, make it go away!"
Suki: "Just because I live near the Oonagi doesn't mean I'm an expert!"
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Toph: (falls into the sea) "Help! I can't swim!"
Sokka: "I'm comin', Toph!"
(Sokka gets ready to jump in and save her, but Suki beats him to it)
Toph: "Help! Oh, Sokka, you saved me!" (kisses who she thinks is Sokka on the cheek) "Mmmwa!"
Suki: "Actually, it's me."
Toph: "Oh... Well... heh heh... You can go ahead and let me drown now."
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Katara: "You've got a little dirt on your... everywhere, actually."
Toph: "You call it dirt, I call it a healthy coating of earth."
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Katara: "You know what we need... A girl's day out!"
Toph: "Do I have to?"
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Zuko: "You're so beautiful when you hate the world."
Mai: "I don't hate you."
Zuko: "I don't hate you too."
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Toph: "There's something coming toward us!"
Aang: "What is it?"
Toph: "It feels like an avalanche, but also not an avalanche."
Sokka: "Your powers of perception are frightning."
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Katara: "This is humiliating."
Sokka: "Do you mean getting thoroughly spanked by the Fire Nation or having to walk all the way to the Western Air Temple?"
Katara: "Both."
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The Duke: "I miss Pipsqueak."
Sokka: "I miss not having blisters on my feet."
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(whats-his-face... the wheelchaired glider boy): "I'll race you, Duke."
The Duke: "I told you, it's The Duke!"
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Aang: "You're insane, aren't you?"
Old Healer: "That's riiiight!"
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Sokka: "Who are you?"
Lead singing nomad (aka hippie): "I'm Charm, and this is my wife Lily. We're nomads, happy to go wherever the wind takes us."
Aang: "You guys are nomads? That's great! I'm a nomad!"
Charm: "Hey, me too."
Aang: "I know. You just said that."
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Charm: "Hey, hey! River people."
Katara: "We're not river people."
Charm: "You're not? Then kind of people are you?"
Aang: "Just... people."
Charm: "Aren't we all, brother."
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Aang: "Hey, Sokka! You should hear some of these stories. These guys have been everywhere."
Charm: "Well, not everywhere, little Arrow-Head, but where haven't been, we've heard about through stories and songs."
Aang: "They said they'd take us to see a giant night-crawler."
Fat hippie guy in pink (later known to be Moku): "On the way, there's a giant waterfall that creates a never-ending rainbow."
Sokka: "Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara is busy, I guess it's up to me... We need to get to Omashu. No sidetracks, no worms, and definitely no rainbows."
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Katara: "Is this real or a legend?"
Charm: "Oh, it's a real legend."
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Iroh: "Where are we going to go? We're enemies of the Earth Kingdom and fugitives from the Fire Nation."
Zuko: "If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed."
Iroh: "But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula."
(they both nod in decision)
Zuko: "Earth Kindom it is."
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Sokka: "Please tell me you're here because the Fire Lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down."
Aang: "He wasn't home. No one was. The entire palace city is abandoned."
Sokka: "They knew."
Aang: "It's over. the Fire Lord is probably long gone, far away on some remote island where he'll be safe during the eclipse."
Sokka: "No. My instincts tell me he wouldn't go too far. He would have secret bunker. Somewhere he could go and be safe during a siege, but still be close enough to lead his nation."
Toph: "If it's a underground secret bunker we're looking for, I'm just the girl to find it."
Sokka:
Aang:
Katara:
Hakoda:
Sokka:
Aang:
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Toph: "Who's Zuko?"
Sokka: "Oh, just some angry freak with a pony-tail who's tracked us all over the world."
Katara: "What's wrong with pony-tails, Pony-tail?"
Sokka: "This is a warrior's wolf-tail."
Katara: "Well, it certainly tells other warriors that you're fun and perky!"
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Katara: "It's those three girls from Omashu!"
Toph: "We can take 'em! Three on three!"
Sokka: "Actually, Toph, there's four of us."
Toph: "Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't count you... y'know, no bending and all."
Sokka: "I can still fight!"
Toph: "OK, three on three plus Sokka."
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Sokka: "Oh no, the sun is rising... We've been up all night with no sleep!"
Aang: "Sokka, we'll be okay."
Sokka: "Are you sure?! I've never not slept before! What if I fell asleep now and something happens?! And something always happens!"
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Mai: "Wads of wet fur. How delightful."
Ty Lee: "Hm... they're not wads, they're more like bundles, or bunches? It's got an 'uh' sound..."
Mai: "Clumps?"
Ty Lee: "Clumps! They're clumps!"
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Aang: "Alright, you've caught up with me. Now who are you and what do you want?"
Azula: "You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblence? Here's a hint."
Azula (covers her left eye and deepens her voice): "I must find the Avatar to restore my honor."
*Aang just stares, albeit sleepily*
Azula: "It's ok. You can laugh. It's funny."
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Azula: "Do you really want to fight me?"
Zuko: "Yes, I really do."
Aang: "Zuko!"
Azula: "I was wondering when you'd show up, Zu-zu."
Aang: (snickers) "Zu-zu?"
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Zuko: "Azula did this to you. It was surprise attack."
(Uncle) Iroh: "Somehow, that's not so surprising."
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Zuko: "So, Uncle, I've been thinking. It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a
(Uncle) Iroh: "No
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Zuko: "It smells like old lady in here."
Mai: "Gee, I wonder why."
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Zuko: "Here, this is for you."
Mai: "Why would I want that?"
Zuko: "I saw it and thought it was pretty. Don't girls like stuff like this?"
Mai: "Uhhk, maybe stupid girls."
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Ty Lee: "Oooh, I love this seashell bedspread."
Mai: "Are you serious? It looks like the beach threw up all over it."
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Katara:
Zuko: "June."
Sokka:
Suki: "Mole? Her skin is flawless."
Sokka: "No, she has this giant mole creature she rides around on."
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Katara: "Pakku."
*Katara does the Water Tribe bow*
Pakku: "It is respectful to bow to an old master, but how about a hug... for your new grandfather."
*Sokka makes some sort of suprised squeaking noise*
Katara: "That's so exciting! You and Gran-Gran must be so happy to have found each other again."
Pakku: "I made her a new betrothal necklace and everything."
*Sokka zips over to Pakku and gives him a hug that invades his personal space big time*
Sokka: "Welcome to the family, Gramp-Gramp!"
Pakku: "You can still just call me Pakku."
Sokka: "How about... Grampakku?"
Pakku: "No."
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Suki: "So wait, how do you all know each other?"
Bumi: "All old people know each other. Don't you know that?"
Pi-An-Dou: "We're all part of the same ancient secret society. A group that transcends the divisions of the Four Nations."
Zuko: "The Order of The White Lotus."
Bumi: (pops up to add his two cents) "That's the one!"
Jung Jun: "The White Lotus has always been about philosophy, and beauty, and truth!"
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Mai: "There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."
Mai's Mum: "Mai, your father was appointed governer. We're like royalty here. Be happy, and enjoy it."
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Ty Lee: "My aura has never been pinker!"
Azula: "I'll take your word for it."
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Lou or Lee:
Lee or Lou:
Lou AND Lee (together):
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Ty Lee: (pointing at a painting) "Who are these two beautiful women?"
Lou or Lee: "Can't you tell?"
Lou (at the same time as Lee): "It's Lou and me!"
Lee (at the same time as Lou): "It's Lee and me!"
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Lou or Lee: "We know you're upset that you were forced to come here this weekend. But Ember Island is a magical place. Keep an open mind."
Lee or Lou: "Give it a chance."
Lou AND Lee (together): "And it can help you understand yourselves and each other."
Lou or Lee: "The beach has a special way..."
Lee or Lou: "Of smoothing even the most ragged edges."
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Lou or Lee:
Lee or Lou:
Lou AND Lee (together):
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Toph: "Aang! I know swimming is fun and all, but do you really think you should be exposing yourself like that? Cover up."
Aang: "What? I'm wearing trunks!"
Toph: "I know! It's your tattoos I'm worried about!"
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*Azula spots some peole playing volleyball on the beach, then decides that she will play- and makes Zuko, Mai, and Ty Lee play too, of course*
Azula: (in the team huddle) "See that girl with the silly pig-tails? When she runs toward the ball, there is just the
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Zuko: "No one can make tea like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear Uncle's favorite tea joke?"
Katara: "Sure."
Aang: "I like jokes."
Toph: "Bring it."
Zuko: "Ok, well I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is: 'Leaf me alone! I'm bushed!'"
*long silence while everyone stares at Zuko*
Zuko: "Well, it's funnier when Uncle tells it."
Katara: "Right. Maybe that's because he remembers the whole thing."
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Sokka: "How far are we from the tunnel?"
Charm: "Actually, it's not just one tunnel. The lovers didn't want anyone to find out about their love, so they built a whole labyrinth."
Sokka: "Labyrinth?!"
Charm: "A' sure we'll figure it out."
Lily: "All you need to do is trust in love, according to curse."
Sokka: "Grrah! Cu-urse?!"
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Sokka: "What exactly is this curse?"
Charm: "The curse says that only those that trust in love can make it through the caves. Otherwise, you'll be trapped in them forever."
Lily: "And die."
Charm: "Oh yeah, and die. Hey-ey... I just remembered the rest of that song!"
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Moku: "Aw, great! Your plans have led us to another dead-end!"
Sokka: "At least I'm thinking of ideas, and trying to get us out of here, Moku!"
Charm: "Wait a minute, we're thinking of ideas? 'Cause I've had an idea about an hour now."
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Aang: "What about Sokka?"
*Sokka breaks his way into the scene*
Katara: "Sokka!"
Sokka: "How did you guys get out?"
Aang: "Just like the legend says, we let love lead the way."
Sokka: "Really? We let huge, ferocious beasts lead our way."
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BLEACH Quotes

"We stand in awe before that which can not be seen... And we respect, with every fiber, that which can not be explained."- Rukia, (And so fell the sword of fate...) opening words of Bleach

"You nuts?! What kind of sick twisted freak attacks his own son while he laying there sleeping?!"-Ichigo, Bleach

"Isn't she awfully happy for someone visiting a grave?"-Karin, Bleach

(yelling at her pager on the ground) "Urahara! Why don't you ever pick up when I call you in emergencies like this? You call yourself a business man! Then why do you show up when you're not wanted, and then when I really need you, you won't answer?!"- Rukia, Bleach
"Orihime has both brains and boobs. It's just not fair."- Michiru, Bleach
"You'll find that Ichigo has an uncanny knack for forgeting people's faces, and the names to go with them."-Tatsuki, Bleach
"Thankfully, Keigo's a total idiot."-Ichigo, Bleach
"I'm so disappointed, Ichigo. So very disappointed... Sadly, your sword exibits only fear. When you counter, it's because you fear being killed. When you attack, you fear killing. And when you try to protect someone, you fear you could let them die. At this point, the only thing your sword speaks of is senseless fright. And that's not good. What you do not need in battle, is fear. Nothing will come of it. When you counter, you don't let them cut you. When you protect someone, you don't let them die. When you attack, you kill. Understand? Can't you see? My sheer resolve to kill you is reflected in my sword."-Urahara, Bleach
"Abandon your fear. Turn and face him. Don't give an inch. Now, Ichigo, advance! Never stop! If you retreat, you will age. Be afraid, and you'll die."-Zangetsu, Bleach
"That wasn't very nice. I do believe you've killed my hat."-Urahara, Bleach
"Arrogance destroys the footholds of victory."-Byakuya, Bleach
"When you're up high, all the stuff that looks confusing and messed up... suddenly becomes crystal clear."- Senna, Bleach Movie 1: Memories of Nobody
"Whatever she is, it doesn't change the fact that she's here now. She still experiences anger, happiness and pain."- Ichigo, Bleach Movie 1: Memories of Nobody
"Authority never goes anywhere without fanfare."-Hitsugaya, Bleach Movie 2: Diamond Dust Rebellion
"How pathetic. I'll "resuscitate" him." *blows on his hand* "Wake the hell up Ichigo, you wuss!" *punches Ichigo... hard* -Renji, Bleach Movie 2: Diamond Dust Rebellion
"This is completely backwards, Kyouraku. I'm the one who's always sick in bed. But now..."-Ukitake, Bleach Movie 2: Diamond Dust Rebellion
"Because he attained so much power, he could only be controlled by it. And in the end, maybe his only option was to destroy himself."- Ichigo, Bleach
"Kariya sought the power to change his fate. What I sought was... a turn of fate."- Ichigo, Bleach
"Revolving. And each time it's touched by the light of the sun and moon... The world is always changing into something new."- Ichigo, Bleach
"Revolving... If fate is a wheel, we are the cogs that drive it. We have no choice but to believe that this wheel is flawless and forge on ahead. The power of the individual cogs and their destinations... And the blade that is brought down upon them."- Rukia, Bleach
"Hey... whoever just called me bald, get over here!"-Ikkaku, Bleach
"Shut up. Don't talk and keep running!"-Rukia, Bleach
"It's been a while! Or something like that."-Rukia, Bleach
"Training hard, risking your life... what's the difference?"-Urahara, Bleach
"Those who are left behind in a fight or are in the way aren't the ones who lack power. They're the ones who lack resolve."-Rukia, Bleach
"It doesn't matter what people say you should be. What's important is how you want to be."-Hachi, Bleach
"There were a lot of things I wanted to do. I wanted to become a teacher, and an astronaut, and a baker... I wanted to go to a bunch of different donut shops and ask for one of everything! And I wanted to tell the ice-cream man to give me one of everything, too! I wish I could have five different lives! Then I could have been born in five different towns, and eaten five lifetime's worth of food, and had five different careers, and... fallen in love with the same person, five times."-Orihime, Bleach
"When people constantly show their affection for you, you start taking it for granted. If you don't realize how much they care for you until they're gone, you'll only be left with regret and remorse."- Orihime, Bleach
"If you want revenge, do it on your own! Don't draw innocent people into it!"-Ichigo
"Ya gotta wonder about someone who'd be dumb enough to follow a person as crazy as he is. Wait, I think I just insulted myself."- Ganju, Bleach
"We are taught never to shed tears. For to shed tears means that the body has been defeated by emotion. And, to us, that simple act of crying proves, without question, that the existence of emotion is nothing but a burden."- Rukia, Bleach
"Quit it. Stop whining. Unless you're able to activate your powers at will, you will die, like a dog, in the Soul Society."- Yoruichi, Bleach
"Think about it this way: a person picks up a sword when he's trying to protect something. Perhaps it's your life or your social status, maybe a reputation, a loved one, or personal beliefs. The movites may be completely different, but in the end, it's the same desire to protect something."- Yoruichi, Bleach
"Did I just get nick-named Pencil?"- Uruyuu, Bleach
"I've breathed enough sewer air to gag a hippo!"- Ganju, Bleach
"If you two are gonna goof off, try not to be so obvious about it."-Ikkaku, Bleach
"Hey there, big butterfly, come here and check out these anntenai. I'm a pieces with double-D buttercups!"- Rikiji, Bleach

"Desiring power is dangerous."-Koga, Bleach

"It seems that I was born under a star that forces me to watch young people, with futures ahead of them, die."-Koga, Bleach

"A battle without risk is simply a child's quarrel."-Kariya, Bleach

"A grounded bird is nothing more than dinner."-Izuru Kira, Bleach

"Warriors aren't supposed to beg for their lives."-Izuru Kira, Bleach

"The betrayal one can see is trivial. What's truly terrifying is when betrayal is unexpected."-Aizen, Bleach
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Squad Four member 1: "Urrhrh... This hang-over is killing me."
Squad Four member 2: "Dumbass, I drank more than you, and I feel fine. It's your smoking that makes you feel like crap every morning."
Squad Four member 1: "Aghh! Shut up! I didn't here you give me crap like that yesterday, after I kicked your ass. Want some more?!"
Squad Four member 2: "Yeah? Come on! Bring it! Draw your sword, you arrogant little punk, and I'll polish you off and sweep ya off with the trash!"
Squad Four member 1: "Polish me off? Who the hell talks like that anymore?! You better get ready to die, old man!"
Squad Four member 2: "Grrhr... Hm?"
Squad Four member 1: "Huh?"
Squad Four member 2: "What the hell kind of sound is that?"
(Kenpachi Zaracki comes flying around a corner, running at full speed)
Both Squad Four members, hella scared: "Gaahhh! Good morning, Captin Zaraki! What a surprise! Thanks for giving us the honor of sweeping the streets for you!"
Ikkaku: "If you two are gonna goof off, try not to be so obvious about it."
(forgot his name, Squad 11's fifth seat): "And you better get this street clean enough to eat off of, or I'll kill you both."
Maki-Maki: "You heard 'em, men. Keep up the good work if you wanna live! Hoo-heh heh heh!"
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Elder of West Rukon: "Quite a mess. This is just as I expected." (sips his tea)
Uruyuu: "Come on! This is no time to just sit there drinking tea! Just tell us who the guy is!"
Ganju: "Are you kidding me? You really don't know who I am?"
Uruyuu: "No, I don't."
Orhime: "Me, neither."
Chad: "No."
Ichigo: "I don't wanna know."
Ganju: "Heh. Then that settles it. Let me introduce myself. My given name is Ganju! The self-proclaimed Deep Red Bullet of West Rukon! And self-proclaimed, but universally acknowledged, Boss-Man of West Rukon! And finally... The self-proclaimed #1 Soul Reaper Hater of West Rukon!"
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Ganju: "Why, you...! You punched my ruggedly handsome face! Not once, but twice!"
Ichigo: "Actually, the second time around it was a kick, you idiot!"
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Zangetsu: "Abandon your fear. Turn and face him. Don't give an inch. Now, Ichigo, advance! Never stop! If you retreat, you will age. Be afraid, and you'll die. NOW SHOUT OUT MY NAME!"
Ichigo: "ZANGESTU!"
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Ganju: "You can kiss my ass!"
Yumichika: "An ugly thought... That's truly ugly."
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Byakuya: "This twisted spritual pressure... that white mask... Are you a Hollow?"
Ichigo's inner Hollow: "Who cares? I don't have to tell you anything, because as soon as I'm finished with you, you're going to-"
Ichigo: "Disappear!"
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Renji: "I had to come in and check on the prisoner. Is she still insubordanite and difficult?"
Rukia: "I'm not insubordanite."
Renji: "If your not insubordanite, then why do you refuse to eat?"
Rukia: "Maybe I'm just not hungry. Does that bother you, Mr. Lieutenant?
Renji: "Oh, so you resent that I'm the Lieutenant now, is that it? I can hear it in the tone of your voice!"
Rukia: "Hit a nerve, did I? Well, don't worry Mr. Officer. Now you have the rank, and the pompous additude, and weird eyebrows to go with it!"
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Hanataro: "I am Hanataro Yamata."
Ichigo and Ganju (at the same time): "Dude, that name is so lame."
Hanataro: "What are you talking about? I like my name, and it most certainly is not lame."
Ichigo: "Well, you're wrong. Where I come from, 'hana' means 'flower', and there's nothing lamer than that. You might as well call yourself Blossom."
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Yuzu: (sighs) "Boy, we're never gonna get to the top!"
Karin: "Speak for yourself. This hill's no problem. And, please, don't let Dad hear you say that."
Isshin (Ichigo's Dad): "You can do it, Yuzu! Hang in there! You see? Dad's on your side!"
Karin: "Now you did it. Just ignore him, or else he'll never stop. Giving guys like him attention only encourages them."
Isshin (Ichigo's Dad): "You're wrong about that. I'm automatically encourged eve if you ignore me!"
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Karin: "Someone's up there already."
Yuzu: "Wow, she had to climb up there pretty early to beat us to the top."
Karin: "Uh-huh! Although... Isn't she awfully happy for someone visiting a grave?"
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Rangiku: "I knew this would happen."
Renji: "Yup. This guy always needs looking after."
Ikkaku: "Well, if someone stuck their cowardly face out like that, I'd wanna do that, too."
Rangiku: "Really? Even as sullen as he was, he looked pretty excited by all that."
Yumichika: "What?! He wasn't excited at all!"
Rangiku: "I didn't ask for your opinion, did I, Yumichika?"
Yumichika: "So who are you seeking agreement from? Ikkaku?"
Ikakku: "Don't drag me into this!"
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Part III

"Are you so brave that you fear somebody caring for you?"- Darius from Xena: Warrior Princess
"Don't be sorry, just improve."- Xena from Xena: Warrior Princess
"Most people think of death as the end, when in fact, death can be the beginning."- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess
"You see, a woman's chastity is like a new hat...a beautiful thing that's...going to kill me."- Autolycus from Xena: Warrior Princess
"Were you trying to kill yourself or are you just new at this?"- Xena in "The Ties that Bind"We all have families that we are born into, but sometimes families change, and we have to build our own. For me our friendship binds us closer than blood ever will."- Xena in "The Ties that Bind""You know, there used to be some respect mixed up in my hatred for you, but not anymore. Your petty scruples are an embarrassment. As a villain, you were awesome. As a hero, you are a sentimental fool."- Callisto, Xena: Warrior Princess
"You know I don't drink intoxicants, Theodorus. No, I like to experience life in all it's agonizing glory. I don't want to dull the sensations in any way."- Callisto from Xena: Warrior Princess
"Look Gabrielle, if it's me you're worried about, let me set your mind at rest. Seeing you happy will make me happy. And if that means settling down with Perdicus...then you have my blessing."- Xena from Xena: Warrior Princess a best friend MUST give her blessing, apparently
"When the living think of the dead, the dead can hear their thoughts."- M’Lila from Xena: Warrior Princess"Every night I see it happen. Every morning I wish it was a dream."- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess"Would you calm down? There's barely enough room up here for my paranoia."- Autolycus in "The Quest""You know there are two kinds of tears. Tears for those who leave you and tears for those who you never let go. And I won't say goodbye to you Xena, 'cause we'll be together again one day."- Gabrielle in "The Quest""You put people on a pedestal sooner or later they're going to fall and your expectations fall with them."- Xena in "The Execution""It's not you it's me. I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment. Which is probably better for you anyway because all the men I get serious about seem to wind up dead."- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess"You are who you pretend to be. So you'd better pretend to be something you can live with."- Palamon in "Blind Faith""Be careful, Palamon. We all eventually become what we pretend we are."- Xena in "Blind Faith""I got a chance to make someone I care about happy. That's the best reward you can have in life."- Xena in "Ulysses"
"It's that life is a joke, it's a bar room joke at that. And you know what the punch line is? The punch line is, that no matter what we do, we still end up as food for the worms...I leave you to entertain the gods. I'm retiring from the stage."- Xena from Xena: Warrior Princess I like this quote of hers the best
"Nobody made you who you are; it was already there."- Xena
"With shattered legs and crippled soul I went east, to lose myself in vengeance, not against Caesar, but the entire human race."- Xena from Xena: Warrior Princess
"Troubled is a polite word for what I am."- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess
"If I have to go the rest of my life without companionship, knowing myself won’t be a problem."- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess Thanks for that over-share, Gabby.
"You don’t have to be a virgin to be virtuous."- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess So, you're basically telling us you got your cherry popped, huh?
"All these years I've spent living to destroy you, thinking that, only if I can give you the same pain that you gave me, I'd be rid of it. And then I do. And nothing changes. I don't feel better. Just empty."- Callisto in "Maternal Instincts"
"You let your pain kill you years ago. I'm gonna live with mine."-- Xena in "Maternal Instincts"
"Can you run on to Athens and tell them about Marathon? Good. Pace yourself. In this heat, a run like that could kill you."- Xena in "One Against an Army"
"It's easier to believe in yourself after someone else has believed in you first."- Gabrielle in "Forgiven"
"Pain's just nature's way of saying, 'Hey, you're alive!.'"- Ares from Xena: Warrior Princess
"Xena is this warrior. She goes around saving people and righting wrongs. It's all pretty sappy, but she seems to get her kicks out of it."-Autolycus
"It's very strange. In every story you tell me this thing I wear get smaller and smaller. Is it enchanted?"- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess
"Well, it is a good disguise, it'll attract less attention then walking around naked I suppose."- Callisto in "Sacrifice II"
"The guy treated me like crap. But he was treating everyone like crap. Poor, rich, black, white; we're all crap."- Fez from That 70's Show
"What happens in cat and mouse if the cat is retarded?"- Fez from That 70's Show just wait, you'll see soon!
"No such thing as a hero... only a lucky idiot."-T from One Last Dance Don't call me an idiot!

Random Movie Quotes

"You are aware of the others so you must be in some basic sense aware of who... what we are."-Mara Chaffee from Village of the Damned

"No such thing as a hero... only a lucky idiot."-T from One Last Dance

"Sorrow is nothing but worn out joy." Kurt from Old Joy

"I'm used to going out at 3 AM and doing something stupid."-Silk Spectre II, Watchmen

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."-Professor Dumbledore from the first Harry Potter movie

"Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And, years later tell how they stood for hours in the cold rain just to catch a glimpse of the one who taught them to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us who keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams."-Aunt May from Spiderman 2
""- from Batman Begins

===Jennifer's Body===
"Jennifer's evil."
"I know."
"No, I mean she's actually evil, not high school evil."
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"You're killing people..."
Jennifer: "No, I'm killing boys."
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"I will finish you, if I have to... kay?"
"You can barely finish gym class."

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South Park Quotes

"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes."- Satan from South Park

"I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams. And then I always get woken up in the morning to my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?" - Butters from South Park
"Officer, is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow?" Kyle from Suth Park
"I'm the only one here. Everyone else has chickenherpes." Kyle Broflowski from South Park
"I'm a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac."- Kyle from South Park
"Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while still in the womb?" Cristoph a.k.a. Mole from South Park
"Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God."- Kyle from South Park
"There's no sand in my vagina!"-Kyle from South Park
"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation." - Cartman (in a Catholic Church) from South Park
"You so much at TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants."- Eric Cartman from South Park
"Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpa's balls, dude."- Eric Cartman
"They're not people, they're hippies!"-Cartman
"Hippies. They're everywhere. They say wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." - Cartman
Cartman: I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Cartman: I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents. Oh, your tear's are so sweet. Oh, yes. Let me taste them. Such sweet pain!
Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.
Cartman: I'm not fat! I'm festivally plump!
Cartman: Alright. Look. I didn't want to have to say this, but I think maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us doesn't believe in it enough. Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them. You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
Cartman: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
"Shut up Kyle! Shut your Goddamn Jew mouth! You're the reason that there's war in the Middle East!" - Eric Cartman from South Park
Cartman: I used to think disabled people were here for my amusement.
Cartman: See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That's why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because for them, $6.99 is two year's income.
Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!
Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Cartman: Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross/I can't help but think that he looks kinda' hot.
Cartman: Well, Kyle, appreciate you being so open with me about this, but as we know, you have a warped perception of reality because you're jewish.
Carman: Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.
Stan: So, I'm watching the season premiere of 'Boy Meets Boy' on television, right, and then 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' comes on! So I fall asleep in front of the TV and when I wake up, I see that I've spilled the Coke I was drinking, ALL over my satin pajama top.
Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
Cartman: Excuse me, but I do believe that sucks ass.
Cartman: I don't hate black people. I hate hippies.
"Think about it - it's the easiest, crappiest music in the world, right? If we just sing about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap."- Cartman
Cartman: All I have to do is make people believe I'm handicapped and I get one thousand dollars. It's not going to be easy, but nothing worth having ever is.
Butters: We're not Christian, we just pretended to be.
Cartman: I got my period
Cartman: Am I to understand we will not be enjoying any side dishes with our frozen waffles?
Cartman: Lay off the cough syrup dude, I'm worried about you man
Cartman: Ma'am, we're having a Dude moment here if you don't mind.
Cartman: Okay, old people need to be quiet now.
Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.
Tweek: But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.
Stan: Guys, we have no choice. We're gonna have to move away. Environmental activists don't use logic or reason
Stan: Wow! Cartoons are really getting dirty.
Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
"Okay, children. Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples now. You go first, Bebe. That's good. Just use those mouth muscles like the girls in Beijing."-Mr. Garrison
Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
Mr. Garrison: What, I'm not gay. I act this way to get chicks, dumbass.
Mr. Garrison: And, so, children, that's how you tell a prostitute from a police officer. Now, are there any questions?
Mr. Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
Mr.Garrison: And that, Children ... is what you need to know about the facts of life. So lets review, Tootie left in the 4th season, but Blair & Jo stayed on and got husbands leaving the 5th & 6th seasons hideously stagnant
Mr. Garrison: A ladder to heaven, that's fucking stupid.
Chef: Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him. It definitely worked for every woman I've ever met.
Chef: You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.
Butters: I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
Butters: At least we have assholes, you dumb girl.
Butters: I have to get to South Park. If you give me a ride, I can pay you the four dollars I made at the titty bar.
Butters: Where I go, destruction will follow.
Butters: Wow. A present before my birthday? My birthday's on September 11th!
Wendy: Oh no, that's okay, Bebe. You might trip and then we'd be sucked into your huge, gaping vagina like ants into a vacuum cleaner.
Uncle Jimbo: So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll die.
Uncle Jimbo: Ah, he'll be fine. I'll just take him home and show him some good hardcore porn and he'll snap right out if it.
Token: And when the woman has 4 penises in her, and then stands above the guys and pees on them, is that love making? Five midgets beating a man covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that love making?
Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.
Terrance: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.
Saddaam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

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Quotes from Musicals

Phantom of the Opera Quotes:
"Am I to risk my life to win the chance to live?"- Christine Diae from Phantom of the Opera