Megumi33's SMA series Quotes

"Don't worry, kitty. Japan is pro-choice!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Screw this! I don't want rabies."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Oh, boy. I haven't eaten in a full five seconds! Well, time for lunch!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Dammit, Serena! You failed again! You know, every time you fail, I lose a dollar of my paycheck."-Miss Haruna
"Maybe I can burn this paper when I get home."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Man, what a body. I wonder how many times she throws up a day?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"I'm so depressed! I know what I'll do; I'm gonna go home, eat my weight in doughnuts, throw them up, and eat them up again."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Moother! You can't do this to me! I got nowhere else to go!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Good thing we had that teleporter installed in the backyard."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Holy s***, you can make gold come out of your butt?!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Well, that was strange. Go, my zombies!"-Molly's Mom monster
"I am Tuxedo Mask. With this rose, I do declare, this is a haiku."-Darien (Tuxedo Mask)
"Who's stupid now, Molly? Huh? Who's stupid now?! And now for a quick nap."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Gawd, is she snoring, or trying to throw up her lunch?"-random friend
"Wow, I love this job. They're all sleeping!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Serena... Do you ever think before you talk?"-Luna
"Oh, God, glass! Oh, I'm fine."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Freaking heels!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Quick, Serena, while we're floating in mid-air! Transform!"-Luna
"Riiight... Well, I'm out of here."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This is the fourth time this week I'm gonna be late... and it's only Tuesday!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hey, careful! I don't have any brain cells left."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"It's alright. I'm just dead inside, and it's all your fault."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Look at all those completely normal-looking people out there!"-Molly
"Wow, those guys are either really smelly, or they're taking some really awesome drug. And I wanna try!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Well, that was anti-climactic."- shower-lurking Negamonster-of-the-Day
"It never gets old, waking up in a random place with comatose bodies all around me."-Molly
"So long as you're not a blatant f*cking homosexual this time, because that last effort was absolutely abysmal."-Queen Beryl
"So how will you fail this time?"-Queen Beryl
"I will use something the humans call 'a computer', where they view things like YouTube and Facebook, and... PornoTube."-Jedite
"Is that those things Jesus did? Like with the bread and fish? Is Jesus gonna come, is he gonna make food?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"What the f*ck do I care about geography? All the bad guys attack Japan anyway, it's not like I'm going anywhere."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"She might be from the Negaverse. Or I could be completely wrong... but I'm running Window Vista, so I have to be right."-Moon Intelligence System
"I'm still fat from the other episode."-unnamed fat friend
"You realize you're only here to make us skinny and good-looking by comparison?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hear that, Melvin? That's the bell. It means it's time for you to drop dead."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Wow, the rumors were true! You are a complete nerd!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That sounds like an inter-species relation."-Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury)
"I'm gonna smile, and pretend I know what that means."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That's one of those things you think, but don't actually say."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Here we go; We need to go north, east, north, south-west, east-north. So, uh... that way."-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"If you're gonna wish for something, at least wish for something that will help us!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Bulimia; zero the calories, twice the flavor!"-Serena/Sailor Moon (this was said in the Sailor Says section, so it could be either)
"Piggies! I smell bacon!"-Serena/Sailor Moon

"Why did you disguise yourself right in front of the bad guy, where she can blatantly see you doing it?"-Luna

"This show makes no sense!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)

"Ooh, Sailor V goes to Hollywood! Can I borrow this Sailor V comic? I love Sailor V. She's Sailor-tastic!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)

"Sorry, were you talking again?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)

"What the f*** is this, huh?! This is the second scene to the episode... We're usually the opening skit!"-Queen Beryl

"i r super strong!"-Jedite

"I love the screams of children!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)

"I'm pretending this horsie is Tuxedo Mask!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This is no time to be fantasizing about a boy that you never talk to."-Luna
"Sit down and shut up."-Luna
"You wanna have fun, huh? Well, so do I. But instead my life is a miserable pit of despair! But you don't see me complaining!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Holy crap. Quick, Rei, use your voice to scare it away!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"All of our animals are magical robots."-Neverland Princess
"I think this woman is evil... And not the good kind."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Let's split up. Serena, go with Rei, and I'll go with the nerd. K, bye."-Luna
"She's too nice! I don't like it!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"He's not a furrie! Don't pressure him!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Stop ruining other people's joy!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hey... I get it. That's actually funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ah, God, it hurts to laugh!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"God, it hurts to laugh!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"The rose stopped the planes?! Plot hole!"- said by Sailor Moon, Mars, and maybe Mercury together
"Jesus on toast! Just do it already!"-Queen Beryl
"You know my mom had her tubes tied after me, so she would never make a mistake like me again. I mean, hell, I have a Boston accent in Japan!"-Molly
"My flowing hair obviously shows that I am better than you."-Nephlite
"Sorry about breaking your wrist, but believe me when I say it was worth it."-Nephlite
"Oh, you're going to save her, or someone's going to need some plastic surgery... And it isn't Micheal Jackson!"-Luna

"Oh, God! The beautiful nature! It burns with the fire of a thousand suns!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)

"Why the hell are we outside? I wanna go shopping."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Even though I've never met you before, I'm gonna tell you about my sorrows."-Mr. Baxster
"I'm going to have an exastenchal moment in the middle of the street."-Luna
"Darien?! What are you doing touching my pussy?!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Oooh! His 80s jogging uniform sets a fire in my soul!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Everything is ruled by the stars. The movement of the stars rules everything. The ruling of everything is by the stars. Those stars, they rule. Oh, I feel it, Mr. Baxster. You've reached your energy peak. Rule me, baby... by the stars."-Nephlite
"Aw! Bitch, when I say you jump, you jump!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"They came to my temple, where I accidentally nearly murdered that fat bitch. Ya know, that one where everyone was disappearing? But don't worry, that doesn't happen anymore."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I study ways to sacrifice all our patrons to Satan."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"He's into fulfilling the black pit of with the screams of sacrificial lambs?"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I'm so mad... but I'm not gonna actually do anything about it."-Mr. Baxster
"Oh, God. This plot was killing me."-Nephlite
"Ohhh! Those nuts are mine!"-Random construction worker covered by biting squirrels
"F**king pokemon."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This Peter Phile! He goes to Rei's all-girls school... Amy, let's go stalk him!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"I love nerds!"-Molly
"Catholic girls taste better!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Good thing I brought my mega lens tocature this serene sunset. What a perfect shot. Though maybe leaning precariously on the edge of a cliff with a fifty pound camera lens is not such a good- oh, shit!"-Peter Phile
"Hey, kid. Is that lens compensating for something?"-Nephlite
"What the f**k is up with your shoulders?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Just shut up and kill me!"-camera Negamonster-of-the-Day
"No, this small rabbit just appeared by my head!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Why did you do that in the middle of the living room?"-Luna
(reading a kidnapping note) "'Bring us your crystal, or we'll kill the chick with the annoying voice.' That could be anyone on this show!"-Nephlite
"Dark Crystal! I command you to show me the crystals one at a time throughout the next seven episodes!"-Zoisite
"Listen, Zoisite, I want to commend you on your retrieval of the first crystal. But don't get a big head. There are six more and you're doomed for failure. It's the fate of being a bad guy, you see. Just a... plot element, ya know."-Queen Beryl
"Now, crystal, show me the next target! A priest? Are we allowed to do this? I don't want the Vatican comin' after us or something."-Zoisite
"See, Molly? You just don't learn. Melvin and I come over and you give us something to drink, but no goddamn cookies again! I mean, seriously, all your manners go out the window when you get depressed. I get it. Your boyfriend died. Get over it!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"According to Wikipedia, the Negaverse is after the seven Pride Crystals for the next six episodes."-Luna
"No, it gives them less energy, they're on an energy diet. Of course it gives them more energy!"-Luna
"Over a millenia ago, the Moon Kingdom was under attack by the evil Negaverse. And then some stuff happened, and shit blew up, and you all went into these little bubbles. And blah, blah, blah-"(those blahs go on for a while, so let's stop there)-Luna
"No matter how smart I am, I'm still the most useless one here."-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"Am I the only one who thinks it's weird we take orders from a talking cat?"-Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter)
"Oh, God! She's sooo boring! It makes me wanna claw out my face, just so I know I'm still alive!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Only now are the warriors being reborn- which is terribly convenient, if you ask me."-Luna
"I think you were falsely labeled as the smartest scout."-Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter)
"Excuse me. Oh, you're a priest! Uh... Nah, too easy."-Molly
"Jesus, space cats are creepy."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"As much as I find Molly a liability, you really should help her."-Luna
"Thank God for plot holes!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"How can it be so hard to find a floating orange crystal, dammit!"-Zoisite
"I'm Bobo the Boxing Jehovah's Witness."-unnamed priest
"Lita! God, never heard of public transportation?"-Luna
"Finders, keepers! I'm keeping this locket that he dropped. Totally my property now."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This show is so f**ked up."-Luna
"Screw you(!)"-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"I love tequila, but it sure hates me."-Chad
"I love when hobos sleep on my steps."-Rei's Grandpa
"The fact that I'm showing up within the first 30 seconds of this episode proves that I'm not going to succeed, even though all the odds are in my favor."-Zoisite
"So, old man, you think you can stop me? Well, fine. While I wait for you to weaken, I'll go do something no one would expect- chase after some pussy!"-Zoisite
"Well, that was just pointless and weird."-Luna
"Oh God, you're more creepier and fatter than Serena!"-Luna
"Hey, Rei, how's the hobo-sacrificing going?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Tubular! Canabalism, man."-Chad
"I like making up words! Fudge-crackle snot!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That's the plot hole you center in on?"-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"God dammit, I'm always foiled!"-Zoisite
"I defy physics!"-Zoisite
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Beryl: "Curse this foul dial up. It never works!"
SMA's Jesus: "Just hit it a little!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "
Luna: "
Serena (Sailor Moon): "
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "
Luna: "
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I'm gonna call you Fluffy."
Luna: "Oh, for God's sake."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "You can read?!"
Luna: "Serena, if I can talk, of course I can read!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "You can talk?!"
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Random friend number... something: "Gawd, is she snoring, or trying to throw up her lunch?"
Random friend number something after that: "I think both."
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Luna: "This pen can disguise you into whatever you want."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh! Can I write with it?"
Luna: "No."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But it's a... pen."
Luna: "No!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Wow, I love this job. They're all sleeping!"
Luna: "Serena... Do you ever think before you talk?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"
Jedite: "Lots of pretty words, Miss Moon. But is that all they are... pretty words?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Riiight... Well, I'm out of here."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hey, careful! I don't have any brain cells left."
Molly: "What brain cells?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "The ones in my brain, duhh!"
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Luna: "Are you mad at me for not entering the contest with you?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "No... It's alright. I'm just dead inside, and it's all your fault."
Luna: "Well, right-o, then! Let's go."
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Jedite: "I have a new plan to gather energy, my queen."
Beryl: "So long as you're not a blatant f*cking homosexual this time, because that last effort was absolutely abysmal."
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Beryl: "So how will you fail this time?"
Jedite: "I will use something the humans call 'a computer', where they view things like YouTube and Facebook, and... PornoTube."
Beryl: "That sounds very interesting... especially that last one..."
Jedite: "Why? So you can download more Kelly Clarkson songs?"
Beryl: "Yeah... yeah, that's it..."
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Luna: "You reap what you sew."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I hate sewing."
Luna: "Serena, it was a proverb."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Is that those things Jesus did? Like with the bread and fish? Is Jesus gonna come, is he gonna make food?"
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Luna: "Shut up and study. You need to learn about things like geography."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What the f*ck do I care about geography? All the bad guys attack Japan anyway, it's not like I'm going anywhere."
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Moon Computer's Intelligence System: "Here's a girl I've been sta-waaatching for a while now."
Luna: "Who is this?"
Moon Computer's Intelligence System: "I dunno, but she might be from the Negaverse. Or I could be completely wrong... but I'm running Window Vista, so I have to be right."
Luna: "Well, I'm completely sold."
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Unnamed friend always refered to as "fat girl": "I'm still fat from the other episode."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah, you realize you're only here to make us skinny and good-looking by comparison?"
Melvin: "Did I hear "good-looking?""
(the school bell rings)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hear that, Melvin? That's the bell. It means it's time for you to drop dead."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hi, I'm Serena. This my cat, Luna."
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Hi, I'm Amy."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "I'm Amy!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Huh? You wanna go have a burger with me?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "No, I-"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "And parfaits too? Wow! We're gonna be great friends!"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Actually, could you point me to the library?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Huh?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "A library!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What's that?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Those places with books."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Cooks? There's food there?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "No, books!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What's that?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "It's not important..."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna just likes to pretend she can talk by nibbling on my ear."
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "That sounds like an inter-species relation."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I'm gonna smile, and pretend I know what that means."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Let's go, Mercury!"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Let's clean her clock!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "See, Amy... that's one of those things you think, but don't actually say."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hey, where did you get that?"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Luna's butt."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah? There's where I got my pen. And a few other things..."
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Ok, here we go. We need to go north, east, north, south-west, east-north. So, uh... that way."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "There she is! Haa- ah. I can't move my legs."
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Oh no, I can't move either! I wish Luna were here."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "The cat? What the hell could she do? If you're gonna wish for something, at least wish for something that will help us."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh, Sailor V goes to Hollywood! Can I borrow this Sailor V comic? I love Sailor V. She's Sailor-tastic!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "No! I haven't even read that Sailor V comic yet. You can't take my Sailor V away!"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Wait... Sailor? You mean like a Sailor Scout?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Sorry, were you talking again?"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "I love the screams of children!"
Luna: "I'm ignoring that."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "I wanna have fun."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "You wanna have fun, huh? Well, so do I. But instead my life is a miserable pit of despair! But you don't see me complaining, huh?!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Actually..."
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Hey... Serena... Doesn't he kind of look like Tuxedo Mask?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "No way! Tuxedo Mask is way too cool, and way not a pedophile like this asshole is!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "I can hear you."
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Luna: "Careful, we're hallucenating."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Wouldn't be the first time!"
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Nephlite: "I have a way to gather more energy from one person than Jedite could from a hundred."
Beryl: "Oh, really? And how is that?"
Nephlite: "
Beryl: "
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "What? I could've sworn you were a miserable only child."
Molly: "No, you're right. She's not really my big sister. You know my mom had her tubes tied after me, so she would never make a mistake like me again. I mean, hell, I have a Boston accent in Japan!"
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Moon Intelligence System: "Password?"
Luna: "Kitty is hungry."
Moon Intelligence System: "Kitty will be fed."
Luna: "Prove it."
Moon Intelligence System: "Later."
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Shut up, guys. I'm here to visit my friend, Mr. Baxster. Hello, Mr. Baxster."
Mr. Baxster: "Oh, Amy, you're lookin' fresh and supple today."
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "What?"
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Mr. Baxster: "And I see you brought your friends. Even though I've never met you before, I'm gonna tell you about my sorrows."
Rei (Sailor Mars) *thinking*: "Why does he think we care?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Look, there's the photography nerd!"
Molly: "I love nerds!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Like Melvin?"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Let's see some ID, kiddies."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Rei? What the hell? Let us in!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Paparazzi only! Too bad, loser!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Who died and made you school security?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Satan!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But you go to a Catholic school!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Catholic girls taste better!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Darien?! What are you doing touching my pussy?!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "It smells like you."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "We're still talking about the cat, right?"
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Andrew: "So, how did you and Serena meet, ay?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "They came to my temple, where I accidentally nearly murdered that fat bitch. Ya know, that one where everyone was disappearing? But don't worry, that doesn't happen anymore."
Andrew: "Oh, ay... What, uh... do you do up there, ay?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "I study ways to sacrifice all our patrons to Satan."
Andrew: "Ay...? You should talk to Darien. I think he'd be more interested."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Oooh! He's into fulfilling the black pit of with the screams of sacrificial lambs?"
Andrew: "Uh... yeah, ay."
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Zoisite: "Dark Crystal! I command you to show me the crystals one at a time throughout the next seven episodes!"
Homing Crystal: "K."
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Mystery Princess (Serena) *in Golem's voice*: "Tuxedo Mask... my precious..."
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Show me your face!"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "No!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Then show me your boobs!"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "Maybe later."
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Now, please?"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "Well, okay."
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Luna: "Yes, well, according to Wikipedia, the Negaverse is after the seven Pride Crystals for the next six episodes."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "What happened to them sucking everyone's energy?"
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter) *says semi-sarcastically*: "Maybe the crystals give them more energy?"
Luna: "No, it gives them less energy, they're on an energy diet. Of course it gives them more energy!"
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Luna: "Over a millenia ago, the Moon Kingdom was under attack by the evil Negaverse. And then some stuff happened, and shit blew up, and you all went into these little bubbles. And blah, blah, blah-"(those blahs continue until the next Luna quotation I write in her)
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "No matter how smart I am, I'm still the most useless one here."
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "Am I the only one who thinks it's weird we take orders from a talking cat?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Oh, God! She's sooo boring! It makes me wanna claw out my face, just so I know I'm still alive!"
Luna: "...And the seven warriors were locked in Queen Serenity's Silver Imperial Crystal. But then the Crystal blew up into these seven Rainbow Pride Crystals, for absolutely no reason. And they all flew to Earth, and only now are the warriors being reborn- which is terribly convenient, if you ask me."
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Luna: "Serena! You just transformed in front of all of them!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Thank God for plot holes!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oooh! What are you doing, putting me down in a position like this?"
*Tuxedo Mask jumps away*
Serena (Sailor Moon): "It's ok, I'll wait."
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Luna: "Lita! God, never heard of public transportation?"
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "Huh-hurrh... Shut up!"
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Unnamed Priest: "Oh, Jesus, thank you for saving me!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What?! No way! I saved-"
SMA's Jesus: "No, no, it's cool. You're welcome!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Aw, son of a bitch."
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Luna: "Did you see that? Tuxedo Mask stole the Crystal!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Finders, keepers! I'm keeping this locket that he dropped. Totally my property now."
Luna: "This show is so f**ked up."
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Rei's Grandpa: "There's nothing wrong with me!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "You're wearing a tablecloth!"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Don't instigate him! He's been acting like a... a granolabar ever since he fell off the roof!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "A what? Does that mean I can eat him?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "C'mon, Luna, don't be such a stougemister."
Luna: "A what?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I like making up words! Fudge-crackle snot!"
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "The computer told me that there might be another Crystal in someone who lives here."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Isn't that the point of my wand?"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Sure, that's the plot hole you center in on?"
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SMA Sailor Moon Tranformations:
Moon Prism Power!
Luna: "Hey, that locket is to help you tranform into Sailor Moon. Ok, listen and repeat these words; Moon Prism Power."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Isn't that a little too cheesy?"
Luna: "Oh, bloody hell. Just say it already."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright. Moon Prism Power!"
(Serena transforms into Sailor Moon for the first time, to the song 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Woaw, what the hell was that? That felt really freaky! I don't wanna do this anymore!"
Luna: "Crap, we're screwed."
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a sexy prostitute!
Luna: "This pen can disguise you into whatever you want."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh! Can I write with it?"
Luna: "No."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But it's a... pen."
Luna: "No!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright. Turn me into a sexy prostitute!"
(transforms into what was originally called "a sophisticated talent agent")
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ohh... this isn't sexy at all..."
Luna: "Eww."
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Moon Prism Power! And make it fast! ..... I said fast!
Luna: "Quick, Serena, while we're floating in mid-air! Transform!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Moon Prism Power! And make it fast!"
(Serena's tranformation is shown at the pace if you were watching Sailor Moon on an overheated and really slow computer)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I said fast!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a sexy teacher!
Luna: "Ok, Serena, use the Luna Pen so you can get in there."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What should I disguise myself as? A computer?"
Luna: "Wow, Serena... Just wow."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oh, I know. Turn me into a sexy teacher!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a flight attendant!
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright, I'm ready to do this!"
Luna: "OK, aside from the obvious fact that this is a bus, not a plane... why did you disguise yourself right in of the bad guy, where she can blatantly see you doing it?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "It makes me feel better, ok?"
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Turn me into a sexy photographer!
Serena (Sailor Moon): "We're getting on that boat, dammit!"
Luna: "What?! Serena, no! That's for Sailor business!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oh, please. Did you honestly think I would never abuse the pen's power? Ha! Turn me into a sexy photographer!"
Luna: "Jesus, you look like a lesbian."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "At least I'm a sexy lesbian!"
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Turn me into Princess Peach! Oh, with big boobs!
Luna: "Why did you do that in the middle of the living room?"
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Moon... Tiara-- Vaporize!
Luna: "Serena, weren't you supposed to say "Moon Tiara Magic"?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah, but apparently American children are too stupid to notice."
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Tiara, use your Lesbian Trapper!
Luna: "How the **** did you do that?!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hell if I know. This show makes no sense!"
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New Stock Footage! Moon Healing Activation!
Luna: "It's not over yet. You need to turn him human again."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna, how do you know that?"
Luna: "I read the manga."
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "What's a manga?"
Luna: "Serena, take this."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Man, it's been over twenty episodes, and I still can't get over the fact that this stuff is coming out of your a-"
Luna: "Shut up! Say "Moon Healing Activation!""
Serena (Sailor Moon): "New Stock Footage! Moon Healing Activation!"
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Jupiter Thunder Crash!
Sailor Jupiter: "Huh. Damn, still nothin'."
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P.S. A little FYI here: The Rainbow Crystals (or, the Pride Crystals, in SMA) didn't exist in the manga. They were just made up to create more episodes for the anime... Damn fillers.
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Fullmetal Alchemist Quotes

"Alchemy. The science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down, then reconstructing it as something else. It can even make gold from lead. But alchemy is a science, so it must follow the natural laws. To create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principle of equivalent exchange. But on that night... I learned the values of some things can't be measured on a simple scale."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

"My brother and I knew the laws of science, of equivalent exchange. That gain required sacrifice, that something had to be taken from us. But we thought there was nothing more we could lose. We were wrong."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

"You wouldn't stop either, if someone were chasing you."-Alphonse Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

"Your buddy's in a suit of armor and you're wearing gloves in the desert, and you call us freaks?"-some diner bar owner in Leyore, FullMetal Alchemist

"If you pray and polish the altar enough times, someone who's dead will be brought back to life?"-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

"Even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempts at bringing a human to life. There's still something missing... something scientists haven't been able to find in centuries of research."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

"Humans can be built on the cheap. There's no magic to it."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

"Science will find a way. Science is the answer to everything."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

"If I were you, I'd drop the scriptures and pick up an alchemy book. We're the closest things to gods there are."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

"Great, Ed. Push your total cynicism on someone else."-Alphonse Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

"On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces."-Alphonse Elric from Full Metal Alchemist

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Al: "What are you gonna do?"
Ed: "Nothing."
Al: "Then why are you chasing me?"
Ed: "Stop and you'll find out!"
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Ed: "So, if you pray and polish the altar enough times, someone who's dead will be brought back to life?"
Rose: "Something like that."
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Ed: "Water: 35 liters, carbon: 20 kilograms, ammonia: 4 liters, lime: 1.5 five kilograms, phosphorus: 800 grams, salt: 250 grams, salpeter: 100 grams, sulphur: 80 grams, fluorine: 7.5, iron: 5, silicon: 3 grams... and trace amounts of fifteen other elements."
Rose: "What's that?"
Ed: "It's all the ingredients of all the adult human body, down to the last specks of protein in your eyelashes. And even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempts at bringing a human to life. There's still something missing... something scientists haven't been able to find in centuries of research. So what makes you think that hack-job priest with his parlor tricks is gonna be able to? And in case you're wondering, all those ingredients can be bought on a child's allowance. Humans can be built on the cheap. There's no magic to it."
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Ed: "If I were you, I'd drop the scriptures and pick up an alchemy book. We're the closest things to gods there are."
Rose: "You're not a god. You're nothing close to it."
Ed: "And neither is the sun. It's just a mass of hydrogen. Get close to it like Cornello claims, and all you'll do is burn up."
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Taekmkm Gundam SEED Abridging Quotes

"Did I pack my GameBoy?"-Athrun Zala from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"I'm Lacus. Pop singer, supermodel, you name it."-Lacus Clyne from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"Why am I such a lesbian?"-Murrue Ramius from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"No, Issac, I don't wanna play with your Wii."-Dearka Elsman from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account
"Wake up, or else I'll make you a grunt!"-Writer
"That's it. I'm buying them headphones next time."-Raww La Cruse
"There seems to be a lot of dying over there."-Natarle
"Do you always chase blonds down dark alleys?"-Cagalli
"Yeah, that's... definitally the opposite of what I said."-Kira
"A new ship? So what? It's nothing more than a big target." *as in ANY abridged series, he turns out to be completely wrong* "Mental note: Apparently I can't hit ships. But surely I can hit a stationary gundam!"-Raww La Cruse
"Wow... We're really getting screwed on air time, aren't we?"-Neuman
"Since when do lackeys have air time?"-Natarle
"Lieutenant Ramius? We're glad that you're alive!"-Natarle
"My name is Lieutenant Mwu La Flagga, and my motto is making the impossible possible."-Mwu
"If my stereotypes are correct, then you must be the main character."-Mwu
"You're gonna die like the rest of them... I mean, victorious. We're gonna be victorious!"-Raww La Cruse
"Even though we have four perfectly working Gundams, we're gonna play it smart and fight with JINNs."-Raww La Cruse
"Just avoid anyone with a bigger sword than you."-Raww La Cruse
"Oh, great time to apply logic."-Kira
"Oh, I don't know, maybe they're here for some chips and porn... No! They're gonna kill us!"-Mwu
"Are you trying to shoot down a mobile suit with ship lasers? Has that ever worked?"-Murrue
"Dammit, why can't I hit anything?!"-Miguel
"Huh. Is that Athrun? Flashback says yes."-Kira
"He wanted to... abridge... an abridge? Man, what's the world coming to?"-Kira
"Does no one realize bad things happen every time she talks?"-(chubby minor char. crewman)
"We have to wait until we can confirm your identity, Mwu La Flagga."-Artemis's lead filler villain
"Well... the title of the episode is called 'Vanishing Gundam', so I'm guessing it has something to do with that."-Dearka
"Man, this is, like, such a lame episode."-Izeak
I'm tired of being the one-episode-filler guys."-Artemis's lead filler villain
"So, with that logic, you think the Archangel is run by the Powerpuff Girls."-Kira
"Wait, you think I'm too young? But you thought the girl was the pilot... Boy, you're ten kinds of stupid, aren't you?"-Kira
"Well. I was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt, but, ok."-Artemis's lead filler villain
"What is with males and dead things?"-Murrue
"My, all you people have normal colored hair. This isn't a ZAFT ship."-Lacus
"So, do you have any idea why you were in the box?"-Mwu
"Hahhh... Insert randomly stupid Haro quote... Haro."-Haro
"Aw God, not black-and-white again. Come on, the last time this happened, a guy with a knife came at me."-Kira
"I'll peirce your heavens with my drill!"-Kira
"What the f*** was that about? Haro."-Haro
"Lacus, why do I think you signed my death warrant?"-Athrun
"Well, it's certainly been a while since I last piloted. And what better way than to start with a massacre?"-Raww La Cruse
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Kira: "Nah-nuh... Five more minutes."
Writer: "Wake up, or else I'll make you a grunt!"
Kira: "Alright, alright, I'm up!"
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Athrun: "Kira... can you make a promise to me?"
Kira: "Sure, Athrun. What is it?"
Athrun: "Promise me you won't join the Earth Federation, kidnap girls, don't fight me to the death in some mega-battle royale."
Kira: "Uhh..."
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Cagalli: "Do you always chase blonds down dark alleys?"
Kira: "Uhh... is that a trick question?"
Cagalli: "How is that a trick question?"
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Izeak: "Dude, like, check it out. There's all these buttons and knobs, man. I wonder what they do?"
Dearka: "Oh, I guess the standard... like moving, and shooting. Seriously, did you expect some sort of easy button that said "Hey! A massacre! PUSH!" Why, back in basic training, we had to do this blindfolded with-"
Izeak: "Huh huh huh... Found it."
Dearka: "Then again, I forgot the Federation are pretty much idiots in the first place."
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Cagalli: "Oh, good. We finally found a shelter."
Kira: "Of course. I have a good sense of direction."
Cagalli: "Actually, it took us this long because of your direction."
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Neuman: "Wow... We're really getting screwed on air time, aren't we?"
Natarle: "Since when do lackeys have air time?"
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Mwu: "By the way, my name is Lieutenant Mwu La Flagga, and my motto is making the impossible possible."
Kira: "Wow. Who came up with that?"
Mwu: "Someone who's seen one too many Tom Cruise movies... as you can tell by the first episode."
Writer: "I do not!"
Murre: "What was that?"
Writer: "Uhh, nothing."
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Mwu: "If my stereotypes are correct, then you must be the main character."
Kira: "That's correct, but... how?"
Mwu: "A young boy, in a mobile suit, winning his first battle, in an unorthodox way? What else could you be?"
Natarle: "Wouldn't a ZAFT spy make more sense?"
Mwu: "Wow, who hired her?"
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Raww: "Alright, so I had some set-backs when dealing with that mobile suit, but we're going to be prepared for Round 2! Even though we have four perfectly working Gundams, we're gonna play it smart and fight with JINNs."
Miguel: "Uhhh, I'm gonna have ta take a rain check on that."
Raww: "Your check's been bounced. You're gonna die like the rest of them... I mean, victorious. We're gonna be victorious!"
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Miguel: "Uhhh, I'm gonna have ta take a rain check on that."
Raww: "Your check's been bounced."
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Murrue: "Kira, I know this must be a difficult request, but... we need you to pilot the Gundam for us."
Kira: "Alright. Where do I launch?"
Murrue: "I know this must go against your ideals and- wait, what? Can you... repeat that?"
Kira: "I'm a Japanese boy. What did you think I was gonna say?"
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Kira: "Why is there a gigantic sword, anyway?"
Writer: "That's a sword specifically designed to fight ships."
Kira: "Doesn't the beam cannon accomplish the exact same thing, only... better? Why don't you just give me a beam pistol instead of boomerangs, like Exca from Gundam double O?" (pronunciation for Gundam 00)
Writer: "Because that show didn't exactly exist yet."
Kira: "Oh, great time to apply logic."
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Mwu: "It looks like ZAFT reinforcements. Get ready!"
Natarle: "Oo! I wonder what they're here for?"
Mwu: "Oh, I don't know, maybe they're here for some chips and porn... No! They're gonna kill us!"
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Mwu: "Ahh, screw this. Gimme control of the ship cannons."
Murrue: "Are you trying to shoot down a mobile suit with ship lasers? Has that ever worked?"
Mwu: "Hey, I can make the impossible possible."
Murrue: "That's definitely the biggest load of bull-"
*and then the ship laser destroys the JINN*
Mwu: "Wow. That actually worked."
Natarle: "Uhh... the colony's starting to fall apart."
Mwu: "Who cares about that? I just shot down a mobile suit with ship lasers."
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Natarle: "Uhh... the colony's starting to fall apart."
Mwu: "Who cares about that? I just shot down a mobile suit with ship lasers."
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Athrun: "Kira! That really is you, isn't it, Kira?"
Kira: "Oh. Hey, Athr-"
Athrun: "Do you not know what a childhood promise is? Did you even listen to me for one second?"
Kira: "There was a big... giant... birdie."
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Kira: "He wanted to... abridge... an abridge? Man, what's the world coming to?"
Writer: "I'm right here, you know!"
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Murrue: "Well... I heard of warm welcomes, but this is bit to hot even for me."
Natarle: "How is this in any way a warm welcome?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "You've never been to a frat house, have you?"
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(a bunch of soldiers with guns enter the room, completed by the accompanying sound of removing their safety-locks)
(chubby minor char. crewman): "Does no one realize bad things happen every time she talks?"
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "Haven't you ever wondered why we were never breached, ever, in this war?"
Mwu: "Because this base offers no strategic value whatsoever."
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Dearka: "Yeah, so I can't frickin' figure out why this place has a shield. I mean, c'mon, it's in the middle of nowhere. What the hell are you protecting?"
Izeak: "Li-i-ike, what a lame base. It's only impentrable because no one bothered trying to attack it."
Dearka: "I mean, c'mon, they're protecting something. It's gotta be porn."
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "Alright, I'm gonna ask this once; who's the pilot of the Gundam?"
Artemis's second "important" officer: "Please answer him. I don't wanna stick with this idiot any longer."
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(black-haired cutie crewman): "What are you planning to do with the Gundam?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Oh, nothing more than extending our air-time through this show. I'm tired of being the one-episode-filler guys."
(black-haired cutie crewman): "Uhh... don't you guys know why you only last one episode?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Eh. I don't really care, as long as we get more episodes."
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "This girl... I think she's a possible candidite to being the pilot, don't you think so?"
Kira: "Exactly what kinda logic led you to believe that?"
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Well, I do believe your captin is a woman, and so is your chief weaponer... So, by consistancy, the pilot must be a girl, too."
Kira: "So, with that logic, you think the Archangel is run by the Powerpuff Girls."
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Well, tell me then, who is the pilot?"
Kira: "If you've been actually paying attention for one minute, I'm the real pilot."
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Huh huh huh. Enough with the jokes. You're not the pilot. You're too young."
Kira: "Wait, you think I'm too young? But you thought the girl was the pilot... Boy, you're ten kinds of stupid, aren't you?"
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Artemis's lead filler villain: "That strength... and reflexes... you must be a coordinator!"
Artemis's second "important" officer: "Sir, if beating you up means you're a coordinater, then my 12-year-old niece is also one."
Artemis's lead filler villain: "Ok, for the record, your niece is a dirty, dirty fighter."
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Part IV

"Someone's killed for killing another, and then that guy is killed for killing him... how is that kind of twisted thinking ever gonna bring us peace?!"-Cagalli Yula Atha

"He killed Nikol right in front of my eyes! Nikol was only 15, he loved the piano... He only fought to protect the Plants, and Kira killed him!"-Athrun Zala

"Are you suggesting that we should give up all attempts to negogiate, and rely on our guns from this point on? Is that the kind of people we are?"-(Former) Chairman Segul Clyne

"What? Is it gonna try for a landing? Deck crew! Some nut-nit aircraft is trying to make a landing! Take shelter!"-Captin Murrue Ramius

"I've lived a life from battlefield to battlefield. And I can't really disagree if you say it's my own fault for choosing this life. But nobody is ever born into this world as a soldier."-Raww La Cruse

"We have serious doubts about the Earth Forces in their entirety. No surrender, no return to the military!"-Murrue Ramius

"There would be no conflicts if everything could be solved through discussion. Misunderstandings create enemies, and when you have enemies... you shoot them."-Azrael

"They thirsted for knowledge. They sought to fufill their desires. And, ultimately, they forgot why they were doing it. Even as they proclaimed their reverence for human life, they began toying with it, and then they began destroying it!"-Raww La Cruse

"No matter what we learn, no matter what we manage to obtain, nothing ever changes! People are amazing that way!"-Raww La Cruse

"It's ok to cry. We should cry... While we're still able to."-Lacus Clyne

"What is it you believe in? What is you're fighting for now? Is it for that medal you recieved? Or your Father's orders?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed

"Don't you believe what I'm telling you? Do you even believe what you see with your own eyes? On the battlefield, or now that you've returned to the PLANTS after being away for quite some time... Haven't you noticed things are different?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed

"What are they talking about, neutral? The Archangel was constructed by ORB."-Ramel Paru

"I can't help it. I understand the circumstances, but something tells me I have to stay here, to protect this ship and it's crew members. You know, it must be the guidance of Halmaya. Huh."-Cagalli

"Hey, there's gravity down here!"-Chief Murdock

"How could you stoop to chili sauce on your kabob? Now this yogurt sauce, that's the proper thing to add to such a dish. Or rather than saying it's the proper thing, how should I put it... Hm... Right! Not adding yogurt sauce to this dish is considered a form of sacrilage against doner-kabobs."-Andrew Waltfelt That was a well-put half-joking jab. Nicely done.

"May your soul abandon your body and return to space, damn coordinater."-Blue Cosmos flunky

"We'll leave aside the question whether tigers actually live in the desert for now."-Erica
Simmons

"I never heard a soldier scream like that on the battlefield."-Athrun

"Members of the Zala Team, I'm here to give you an update on this honorable team's first mission. There could be no mission more important than this; we are to rescue our leader."-Izaek

"The success of a surprise attack isn't determined by the actual time spent."-Dearka

"But just because the odds are against us doesn't mean we should give up fighting and let them do whatever they want to us, now does it?"-Kira

"Did you think I was naiive enough to believe the words of an enemy?"-Izeak

"Aren't you the least bit curious? About the ultimate extent of humanity's insasible desires? About the fools who pursued their insane dream in the name of progress? Because after all, Kira, you're a child of this too!"-Raww La Cruse

"The urge to make things better has always driven progress, and then that is what brings about happiness!"-Dr. Hibiki

"This place is a forbidden temple. The remnants of the dream of fools who thought they could play god."-Raww La Cruse So, is the temple for those fools?

"We're being destroyed by our own machine that they stole... is there anything more ridiculous?!"-Foriegn Vice-Minister Alstar (Fllay's Father)

"Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit, and no points are awarded... So how do you determine the winners and the losers? At what point do we put an end to it? When every single one of your enemies have been destroyed?"-Andrew Waltfelt
"Being too sincere can also be a liabilty."-Andrew Waltfelt
"You should not be so concerned about your beliefs, Siabe Aishmon. They are not as imporant as your lives."-Aljeeri
"You got a screw loose or something? Who invited you anyway? You've got no right to walk up to strangers and tell them how to eat their food."-Cagalli

"In war, you never know who will go next."-Miriallia

"Fllay has been kind and considerate to me. She stayed with me the whole time, she held me in her arms, and she said she'd look after me! No one even stops to think about what I must be feeling... What goes through my mind in a battle!"-Kira Newsflash, Kira; she doesn't care at all, she's just manipulating you.

"What can I say? This is a land where both the wind and people get very heated."-Mwu La Flagga

"Whenever people are put to the test, I often hear them boast, "I'd rather die." But do you think they honestly mean it?"-Andrew Waltfelt There's only one way to find out

"He has no past and no future... maybe not even an identity."-Mwu La Flagga And this is your fault... how?

"The final door is about to open, and I'm the one opening it! Then the world that we know will come to an end! This world of insatiable desires will end! And then the concieted fools who struggle within it will finally have their wish come true!"-Raww La Cruse

"Ha! Do you think you can change what's going to happen?! Nobody can do anything about it! For the world full of hatred is engulfing the universe!"-Raww La Cruse

"Did you think I was naiive enough to believe the words of an enemy?"-Izeak

"The choice we're making might be one of evil as well. For we call for peace, but with weapons in our hands. Nevertheless, allow us to break of endless conflict. Give us strength!"-Lacus

"We can't let even one nuculeur missile hit the PLANTs! If the blade of light strikes down on those who are innocent, it can only lead to never-ending tears, and hatred."-Lacus

"What's the point in fighting a war unless it ends in victory?"-Chairman Zala

"Essentially, the role of any long-distance of mass destruction is to serve as a deterrent. But that doesn't matter anymore, because they've both been at this point... Nukes and that thing."-Andrew Waltfelt

"The first time that I actually had to shoot someone, it turned my stomach... They told me that I'd get used to it, in time. And after a while, that's what happened."-Andrew Waltfelt

"People can get used to anything, even fighting... and killing each other."-Andrew Waltfelt That is the the truth, people.

"Is it weapons that the cause of all this fighting? Or does the real cause lie within the human heart?"-Lacus Neither. It lies within the part of the brain that deals with instinctual fear.

"My mother was on Junius 7. I was only an agrucultrial PLANT. Innocent people were obliterated in an instant, even children!"-Athrun

"Fine, then shoot. Because I'd be the one pulling the trigger. I'm a ZAFT pilot until the bitter end. I will not let you take my machine. And if you try to shoot me, then I'll have to kill you!"-Athrun Of course. And that's why you desert twice.

"What are you, crazy?! Throwing a loaded gun?!"-Athrun

"When one doesn't have a bad scar removed, some might think it's a symbol of your... commitment. Or, since you turned your head away... maybe it's a symbol of your... humilation?" -Andrew Waltfelt

"Losing experience doesn't count."-Aisha Uh, yeah it does... In fact, losing experiences teach more than any win.

"Those ships are run by a little girl and some Naturals! Why can't you destroy them?!"-Chairman Zala

"It's a shame, really, I did enjoy her songs. But the real world isn't as kind as the one in pop songs!"-Raww La Cruse

"Stop it! Lay down your weapons! Do it now! Is this really what you people desire?! You'll wipe them out! Completely!"-Athrun

"This is our destiny! People knew where they were heading when they chose to walk this path! Justice and faith, ignorance and escapism... They never learn, they never listen! We have reached the end of that path, there is no way to prevent it now! Mankind vanquished! At last! Just as they deserve!"-Raww La Cruse
"You're crazy! And so's your logic!"-Kira
"This is a world where people's hearts are filled with hatred! Where fingers have no purpose other than to pull triggers!"-Raww La Cruse
"What do you believe in?! And why do you?!"-Raww La Cruse
"Why torment yourself? Saying, "Eventually, someday..." How long have you been fighting, with your thoughts clouded by that brand of sweet poision?"-Raww La Cruse

"Earth will burn. And the ensuing cries of the victims will trigger battle anew!"-Raww La Cruse

"Stop running! The hardest battle... is to keep living!"-Cagalli That's the biggest truth of all. But as for me, I'm too cowardly to die and I'm too cowardly to live, so I merely exist.

"The world is being divided into two armed camps because of the Atalantic Federation! Does everyone have to be either an ally or an enemy?! Why should ORB throw away it's laws and it's principals in order to fight whichever enemy it's told to?!"-Lord Nazumi Yula Atha

"I hate ZAFT! And when I get bigger, I'm gonna come and get all of you!"-a little boy

"Wars spread so easily, but are so difficult to end."-Reverend Malchio

"When you're fighting for your life against an enemy you know personally, it's just that much harder to face him."-Mwu

"Give me a break... The minute we solve the problem with the supplies, we get thrown another in the form of a pink-haired princess. The endless challenges we face."-Mwu

"The perfect little lady 'til you speak."-Andrew Waltfelt

"The problem should actually be viewed from a more important perspective; ours."-Raww La Cruse

"You shouldn't blame me! This is mankind's dream, mankind's desire, mankind's destiny! To be the strongest, to go the farthest, to climb the highest! To compete, to envy, to hate each other... And devour one another!"-Raww La Cruse

"I know that humanity will be swallowed by the darkness it's created!"-Raww La Cruse

"Possibly, we humans... can exist without actually having to fight. But many of us have chosen to fight. For what reason? To protect something? Protect what? Ourselves? The future? If we kill people to protect ourselves and this future, then what sort of future is it? And what will we have become? There is no future for those who have died. And what of those who did the killing? Is happiness to be found in a future that is grasped with blood-stained hands? Is that the truth?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed No. The truth is there is no such thing as a happy future. All of life comes with ups and downs, the good and the bad- although it always has more bad than good.

"You're a monster who deserves to die... right here with me."-Natarle, Gundam Seed

"Kira... took too many risks, didn't always know what he was doing, and always cried! But he was kind! He was a nice guy!"-Cagalli

"That's crazy! If you were such a good friend, then why the hell would you kill him?!"-Cagalli

"We seperated as friends, and the time I saw him, were enemies. I asked him to come with us, over and over. Because he was a Coordinater... Can't you see, he was one of us! That's where he belongs! It wasn't right for him to be on the side of the Earth Forces! But whenever we talked, he wouldn't listen! He fought against us, even hurting friends of mine... and then he killed Nicol!"-Athrun

"I know it's the most difficult way... but I'm also positive that's there's really no other choice."-Kira

"We really have no alternative, do we? Because the fact is, the time has come for us to move forward."-Lacus

"If it's in the past, no matter how many times revisited, no matter much regretted, it's a moment that will never return. Is it knowledge of the inevitable, or a mere trick of fate that gives birth to coincidences? Though time continues it's relentless course, if the individual chose the path it took, would it be too much to ask for the meaning behind it all?"-Narrator

"Natarle recieves order to launch with the and it's new crew. Her star is beginning to rise... But does it shine with promise, or betrayal?"-Narrator
"What is the sin called that forces comrades to open fire on one another?"-Narrator "
Once more, the dark of outter space is illuminated by the cross-fire."-Narrator

=== Mwu: "Where is that puppy?" Cagalli: "What puppy?" === Athrun: "A girl?" Cagalli: "That's right! I'm a girl! What is it with you men?!" === Kira: "I didn't rescue her so she could be used as a hostage." Mwu: "You're right about that. If anything, you could use her as a girlfriend." === Nicol: "Sure, it's possible to catch up to them before they join the fleet. But upon arriving, we'd have only 10 minutes before we're in firing range of the Lunar Fleet." Dearka: "You mean we'd have a full ten minutes." Izeak: "I suggest the cowards keep their traps shut. Are there only 10 minute, or are there a full ten minutes. It's all in how you look at it, really. My take on it is, if we have a window of opportunity before they join their fleet, we can't pass it up." === Haro: (bounces around, then heads straight for Athrun's face) "Haro, Haro, Athrun." Athrun: (sighs) "Lacus..." Lacus: "Haro is overly-excited. I guess he's happy to see you after all this time." Athrun: "Haro doesn't have any emotional component to him at all, Lacus." === Lacus: "When I look upon you, there's a different person there. Lately I can see only bitterness." Athrun: "I can't exactly fight a war with a big smile on my face." === Izeak: "You're being decieved!" Dearka: "I wonder which one of us really being decieved?" === Azreal: "You know, it's really easy to say that something's impossible, but only the very best can go out and make it possible. Everyone in the business world knows the truth of that." Captin Natarle Badgiruel: "But this is a battlefield! Failure in this world means death!" === Chief Murdock: "Cover that whole section with CNT paste." Random Technition: "What? We're finished if we take another hit in the same place!" Chief Murdock: "Look, I'd even seal it with money if it would help any!" === Decosta: (knocks on the door) "Decosta here, sir." (no response) "I'm entering, sir." Waltfelt: (stirring homemade coffee) "Hmmm-hmhmm..." Decosta: (gets a whiff and covers his nose) "Commander? What do you say we ventilate this room?" Waltfelt: "It was that urgent you had to barge in here and tell me?" === Andrew Waltfelt: "Whenever people are put to the test, I often hear them boost, "I'd rather die." But do you think they honestly mean it?" Pilot of one of the following BAKUUs: "Commander? There are vehicles approaching us from behind. Six, no, eight, vehicles. They appear to be that of the resistance fighters." Andrew Waltfelt: "Maybe those people would rather die, after all." === Cagalli: "Hey, you. You can't fall asleep." Athrun: "I'm... I... I'm not. I just... I tranfered from the, um... and descended into the..." (falls asleep) === (Cagalli, who's tied up, trips and falls in a grotto) Athrun: "Hey there, what'cha doing?" Cagalli: "Isn't it fairly obvious?" Athrun: "Hm..." Cagalli: "I can't move! Don't just stand there! Hurry up and help me!" Athrun: "I don't think you're in position to tell me what to do." Cagalli: "Shut up and gimme a hand." === Athrun: "If you go for my gun, I'll have no choice but to kill you, so don't even think about it. Did you survive Heliopolis just for that? Don't push your luck." Cagalli: "Hmph. I never thought a ZAFT soldier would worry about my life." Athrun: "Y'know, we... we never dreamed that would happen to Heliopolis. It wasn't supposed to go down that way at all." Cagalli: "Huh?" Athrun: "Our only mission was to take the Earth Forces mobile suits that Morganrate developed. Nothing else was supposed to happen." Cagalli: "But it did happen! The fact is, that you guys attacked and destroyed that colony!" === Kira: "You don't understand anything else!" Raww La Cruse: "Of course! After all, people can only understand what they've experienced!" === Dearka: "What we doing in this awful place?" Waltfelt: "They say you can't really appreciate the desert until you've lived here." === Izeak: "We have a lot more experience against them, more than you do!" Aisha: "Losing experience doesn't count." === Athrun: "So I'm to go out and rescue her, then come back playing the part of a hero." La Cruse: "Or come back, and in a public display, weep bitter tears over her still corpse." === Chief Murdock: "It sure makes you wonder. What is is about this ship, is it cursed?" Mwu: "Nah, I would say La Cruse is the curse." === (looking at a miniture replica of the famous space fossil) Waltfelt: "Evidence 01. You ever see see the real McCoy?" Kira: "No, sir." Waltfelt: "I have no idea why they call this thing a whale-stone. Does it look like a whale to you?" Kira: "I really can't say for certain." Waltfelt: "If you ask me, those look like wings. Whales don't normally come with wings, do they now?" Kira: "Uhh... well, no. But it was brought back from a space mission as proof of the existance of extraterrestial life, so..." Walfelt: "The point I'm trying to make is, why is the figure in this fossil assumed to be that of a whale?" Kira: "So, then what would be a better name for it?" Waltfelt: "Hmm... I have to admit, nothing readily comes to mind. On to more pressing matters; what's your assessment of this coffee? Or, perhaps you haven't yet aquired an appriecation for such an adult taste?" === (Callagi is dressed up) Kira: "You're a... a girl..." Cagalli: "What'ya think?!" Kira: "No! I was just saying that this reminds me again that you're a girl!" Cagalli: "That amounts to the same thing, jack-ass!" === Mwu: "What gives you the right to sound so superior?!" La Cruse: "I am the only one who's earned that right! In the entire universe, I alone have the right to judge all humanity!" Mwu: "Cut the crap, you crackpot!" === Cagalli: "That's why you killed Kira... your friend?" Athrun: "He was an enemy! He wasn't on my side anymore! I had no other choice but to kill him!" === Dearka: "Hey..." Mariallia: "What do you want?!" Dearka: "Look, I... He's the one who killed that guy... you know, Tal?" Mariallia: "So what is your point?! Weren't you listening to Kira? This is what he meant! Would killing him bring Tal back to me?! Of course it wouldn't... so why don't you just stop talking about it!" === Kira: "You have a real reason to want revenge on me." Andrew Waltfelt: "That's happens in a war. Everybody has some kind of reason. Yet no one does." === Random central dockin control member: "Woah... What are you doing? Your ship doesn't have orders to launch. Haro: "Whatever." === === === === (This is my favorite scene of the whole series, so I'm giving the actions too. It takes place in the Archangel's sickbay and just outside the door.) Sai: (to Mariellia, who's boyfriend just died in battle) "Just wait inside here, ok? We'll get you a prescription or something from the Docter. Something so you can get some sleep. Sound good?" (Sai leaves to talk to his ex-fiancee Flay that broke up with him for his friend Kira, who is currently MIA; Mariellia walks in a daze to a chair. Un-beknownest to her, the war prisoner Dearka is on the bed next to her behind the curtians.) Dearka Elsman: "Hey, Doc!" (Mariellia turns around; they reconize each other from when he was be escorted at gunpoint. She jumps back.) Dearka: "Hmmm." (Sai and Flay, outside the door) Sai: "What do you want?" Flay: "What? Well... I..." Sai: (sighs) "Tal is missing, Kira's missing. Everybody's pretty upset..." (screen jumps to Mariellia, who is staring at Dearka in shocked horror. jumps back to that sceen in the hall outside) Sai: "And that includes me. To be honest, I'm really in no condition to comfort you. Not right now. Sorry, go ask someone else." (He begins to walk past Flay to the door) Flay: "Sai... wait..." Flay (just as Sai gets past her): "Because... I still have feelings for you!" Sai: "Flay!" Flay: "All along! You must've known! Kira... wasn't the one I really wanted!" Sai: "Flay! That's enough!" (screen shows Flay leaning back at his yelling) Sai: "You did have feelings for Kira!" Flay: "You're wrong!" Sai: "I'M NOT!" (Flay leans back in shock, with more emphasis this time) Sai: "You might have felt differently in the beginning... But..." (his hands clench at his sides) "He was a good person! And that's why... Because... Because that's the way he was!" Flay: "You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!" (back to sickbay) Dearka: "Why are you staring at me?" (Mariellia starts breathing hard) Dearka: "You afraid of me? Find me... unusual? Relax, will ya... I couldn't be any more tied up." (sits up to show his hands that are tied behind his back) Dearka: "But, what I want to know is, why are you crying again? I'm kinda suprised a ship like this has such a cry-baby on board." (Mariellia starts to breathe harder) Dearka: "You have no business being a soldier if you that afraid." (Mariellia's breathing escaulates, verging on hyperventalation. She sees a knife on a table.) Dearka: "Or... maybe your good-for-nothing Natural boyfriend went and died on you or something. (Mariellia's shadow shows over Dearka, who was smirking with his eyes closed. Dearka opens his eyes and looks up. Mariellia is holding the knife above him. He looks shocked. Dearka sits up as she lunges with the knife, and his pillow is struck instead of his head. Dearka looks scared and shocked.)Dearka: "What's wrong with you?! Damn!"(Mariella, still holding the knife lunges for another strike. It knocks Dearka off the bed. Screen shows his bindings that keep him attached to the bed, along with some blood. Dearka falls on the floor and Mariellia raises the knife again) === ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Power is whatever one makes of it."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed Destiny "A path not chosen is the same as a path that never existed."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed Destiny "You grabbed her rack, didn't you? You lucky pervert."-(the black technition) "Power is whatever one makes of it. Foolish are those who hope for it in excess. Yet equally foolish are those who resent it for no reason."-Lord Nazumi Yula Atha "Strength is a necessity. There will always be conflict."-Chairman Durandal "Too much strength will only invite another war."-Cagalli "Do you like meat or fish?"-Meer "Everything seems to be in the trial stages these days- this ship, the mobile suits, our pilots... even our world."-Neo Roanoke "We are in the middle of a war and we're soldiers. If you forget, then you will die."-Heine "Stop giving orders, you damn civilian!"-Izaek "My daughter's tombstone must fall! It's the only way the world will ever change!"-one of the Junius 7 Terrorists "Have you forgotton the innocent lives thrown away here?! You're living in a damned dream world, laughing with the butchers who caused this!"-Leader of the Junius 7 Terrorists "My name... my name is Athrun Zala. Son of Patrick Zala, a man who fanned the flames of a war that spiraled out of control and poisoned the whole world with his hatred. I believed what my father said. I fought in the war, I killed the enemy, I fought my best friend! And even when I realized how wrong it was, I couldn't stop him... and I lost everything. And yet my Father's words still linger..."-Athrun "It's sad that the memory of your father pains you, that it's such a source of great bitterness for you... But I suppose it really can't be helped. And yet, Chairman Zala probably wasn't that kind of person to begin with, was he?"-Chairman Durandil "Chairman Zala probably wasn't that kind of person to begin with, was he? In his capacity of chairman, there's no doubt he made his share of grave mistakes. However, his primary goal was always to protect the PLANTs, to protect us, and to make a better world for his people."-Chairman Durandil "The best intentions of great men can often lead them to make great mistakes."-Chairman Durandil "The best intentions of great men can often lead them to make great mistakes. Statements by such men can easily be taken out of context by certain people. Listeners with an agenda can interpert these words to suit their own purpose."-Chairman Durandil "Listeners with an agenda can interpert these words to suit their own purpose."-Chairman Durandil "You're far too kind-hearted, and that's a weakness. You won't be able to protect anything because of it."-Rey "War is not some game to play the hero! Stop making decisions to please yourself! If you have all this power, take responsiblity for it!" - Athrun "We can't keep hiding at the bottom of the sea like a bunch of oysters in their shells." -Cagalli "Know what you're fighting for... fighting just for it's own sake it pointless!"-Athrun "We have no way knowing what awaits us in the future... So all we can do is live in the present and do what we think is the right thing at this exact moment. And if we find out it was all a mistake, then that's when we'll waste time moaning and crying about it. And then we'll go right on to the next thing." - Murrue "Think of the world as a system. It needs people who build things, and other people who manage things. Without people to manage it, even a garden can become a wilderness. We all take care of our gardens; planting trees, keeping the grass green, planting pretty flowers... and pulling up weeds. But if we just let the grass grow as it please, would we really call that 'beautiful'? Would we call that 'freedom'? They may not admit it, but everyone likes that sort of thing. They like places and things that are well-managed... safe. Haven't people always strived to organize the world in just such a manner? Building cities, fashioning tools, making rules. And now, we have a chance to do those things at a level never before imagined in history. It is time."-Lord Djibril "Fighting is not the answer! We can't let anger and hatred control us! If we attack each other now, the world will become a battlefield once again. Nothing will be gained, and all will be lost!"- Athrun "Miss Lacus's strengths are already going to be needed, by everyone. She's strong, beautiful, and kind. I'm just Meer... nobody really needs me." - Meer "There's what you can do and what you want want to do. After all, those are things nobody knows better than you."-Chairman Durandil "I'll fight any enemy, anywhere." -Shinn "I realize there's a certain bitter irony in saying we're fighting in order to bring about an end to war."- Chairman Durandil "I understand your disappointment. Why did it have to be like this? Why isn't the world moving in direction we'd hoped? It certainly is frustrating, I know. But let's be honest here, the world we live in today isn't all it could be. In today's world, none of us really know who we are... we are unaware of our strengths, or the role we are meant to play. We live our lives at the mercy of the times."- Chairman Durandil "Kira Yamato... Without a doubt, I felt sorry for him. He was quite... unfortunate. With such exceptional ability and power, he was born to be a true warrior. So great were his skills, that no opponent of this era could ever hope to defeat him in mobile suit combat. But no one realized this, and because they didn't know this, he wasn't raised accordingly. Didn't live accordingly, and ended up living his life at the mercy of the times. Who knows what great things he might have accomplished if his abilities had been properly employed." - Chairman Durandil "I'm not going to become his puppet and fight whoever he says without question. That's not who I am!" -Athrun "Is that when you came up with the... 'idea'? Ya know, when you thought to yourself, "If only I had the power... I need more power." Anyone who's ever wept because they felt weak and powerless has had those kind of thoughts... yes... But the moment you aquire all that power you dreamt of, you become the one who causes others to weep tears of loss. Just try not to forget that. We're going to be heading into battle again soon. If you forget that while you're out there, and throw your power at others out a sense of your own rightousness, or because it conventiently suits your purposes, then you'll be nothing but a destroyer. And that's not what you are... are you?" - Athrun "They won't listen, so they have to be destroyed! Is attacking this country really the answer?!" - Athrun "It's scary when someone closes their mind. That is it. That's all there is. They only see an end." - Lacus "Power is whatever one makes of it."-Lacus "Perhaps you are a soldier, but above and beyond that, you're still Athrun."-Lacus "Some people are just born complainers."-Shinn "We all have just one life to live. And this is your life you're living!" -Kira "You've gotta move on! Stop fighting to change things that are in the past! No matter what you do, you can't bring them back! And now you're gonna destroy the future, is that it?! So is this really it?! Is this really the kind of power you wanted?!"-Athrun "Come back to us, Athrun. I... I'm sure there'll be some obstacles, but I'll take care of them. You can... come back to the PLANTs, Athrun."- Izeak "Though it was the adults who started the war, it was actually the young who fought it. And if we label those who make mistakes as criminals, and punish them, then I asked you, where will the future leaders of the PLANTs come from? We should honor the young for their sacifices, and we shall look to them to build a peaceful tomorrow."-Chairman Durandil "That's why I still wear a military uniform... it's the only thing I know. But also because I think I can make a difference, for the PLANTs, and for all the friends who have died." - Izeak "Boggie 1... We call it that, but I wonder what it's real name is... it's true name. A name reflects it's ower's nature. But, what if the name is merely a fake? If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature? Is that what it would mean, Alex? Or... is it Athryn Zala?"- Chairman Durandil ""- "" ""- ""- ""- Rey === === (doorbell ring, Athrun answers) Athrun: "Izeak?" Izeak (while grabbing Athrun's coat): "YOU BASTARD! What the hell is going on here?!" Athrun: "Wait... hey!" (Athrun fights off Izeak's straggle-hold on his coat) Athrun: "Why don't you try telling me what I did?!" Izeak: "Why don't you tell me what's going on, Athrun? Even though we're busy, this call... we go don't to the council, and they give us the news; we're supped to be your bodyguards!" Athrun: "What?" Izeak: "Why would they call me, of all people? I left the frontlines for this damn job!" Athrun: "You're my guards?" Dearka: "I bet you asked to go outside, didn't you?" Athrun: "Dearka!" Dearka: "Long time, no see. Probably because of what's going on these days. Even though you're from a friendly nation, I guess we can't have you wandering around the PLANTs." Athrun: "Ah, right. That's what they told me. That someone would be escorting me. But I never thought... you two guys?" Izeak: "Yes! Us!" Dearka: "Well, it seems like whoever put us together knew what they were doing. So, where do you wanna go?" Izeak: "And if you say shopping, I'm gonna kill you." === Durandil: La Cruse: === Stella: "Shinn? Shinn..." Shinn: "Stella... What is it, Stella? It's dangerous. You shouldn't be here right now." Stella: "It's okay... I just came here for a moment to see you." Shinn: "For a moment? Just for a moment?" Stella: "Yes... in the present." Shinn: "The present?" Stella: "But then again tomorrow." Shinn: "Tomorrow..." Stella: "Yes, tomorrow. Because you gave me a yesterday." Shinn: "Huh?" Stella: "It makes sense to me now. I'm at peace. Until tomorrow... Tomorrow, ok? Tomorrow." === Cagalli: "How are you feeling?" Athrun: "Well, I feel like I wanna roll over and die. Unfortunately for me, I seem to be just fine." === Kira: "Wow, this is a pretty amazing dress." Cagalli: "Shut it." Kira: "Just hold that thought." === Kira: "Athrun?" Athrun: "Hm?" Kira: Athrun: Kira: Athrun: Kira: Athrun: Kira: Athrun: Kira: Athrun: Kira: === Kira: "No one wanted something like this to happen." Lacus: "But we seem to have no way of breaking this chain. Someone is attacked, and they respond, which promps another attack. Everyone wants to have a happy life, to be happy. And everyone fights because we think it's the only way to achieve that. Perhaps the Chairman intends to show us a new solution to this problem. He talks about a world without the threat of war. What would a world where all conflict had been elimilated look like? A world where every single detail of someone's life would be decided at birth... based on their genes." (Everyone there makes a hushed exclaimention "huh?" noise, and look up in surprise) Murrue: "By genetics?" Kira: "The Destiny Plan." Athrun: "A world where a person's role in life is determined by their genes. And those who don't comform are weeded out, and adjusted." Meyrin: "Weeded out? A-adjusted?" Athrun: "In a world like that, everyone would be free from uncertainties from their role in life, and their future. They could live their lives untroubled by worries or doubts." Kira: "They'd live according to the destinies that had been decided for them. Manipulating the essence of humanity, our genes. To achieve the power we seek. For Coordinaters, it's the ultimate destination." Lacus: "There would be no war in such a world. Everyone would see that fighting was pointless, because each person would know their destiny." Neo/Mwu: "And what does Durandil become in such a world? A king?" Murrue: "Destiny would be the king... or our genes. Perhaps he'll be the high priest." Athrun: "Pointless." Cagalli: "Huh?" Kira: "Is it really pointless though?" Neo/Mwu: "Hmph... What, you never do pointless things?" Athrun: "Ya know, I'm not the type of person who gives up." Kira: "I'm the same way." Cagalli: "And me too!" Neo/Mwu: "Me too... right?" Murrue: "That's right, I'm the same." Meyrin: "Mmhm!" Kira: "We need to go back, Athrun.... back to space." Athrun: "Kira...?" Kira: "The Chairman must be stopped. Let's show him we create our own destiny." Athrun: "Yes!" === Athrun: "If you havta shoot me down, then at least let Meyrin a chance to get out! She's done nothing wrong!" Rey: "She's already an accomplice to your crimes. There is no meaning to her existance!" === Arthur Trine: "What an incrediable sight. Who would have thought so many from the Alliance would show up?" Captin Talia Gladys: "Yes. But truth be told, it's making me a little nervous." A Minerva crew member of some semi-small importance (Name never given): "That's for sure, Ma'am. We have been trained to of them as our enemies for such a long time. " Arthur Trine: "Absolutely! Djbralter would be wiped out if they decided to betray all at once." (laughs) (Captin Gladys and the crew member glare at him.) Athur Trine: "Uh... Oopsie." Captin Talia Gladys: "Oh, for... Think before you open your mouth, Arthur!" === Meer (fake Lacus): "Athrun! Welcome back! I've been waiting for you." Athrun: "Uh... you're... who are?" Meer (fake Lacus): "I'm Meer, Meer Cambell. Hey, but, when we're in public like this, make sure you call me Lacus." Athrun: "Uhh..." (sighs) Meer (fake Lacus): "Hey, you haven't eaten yet, have you? Probably not. Let's go out for dinner! Athrun: "What? Uhh, I don't know about..." Meer (fake Lacus): "But you're Lacus's fiancee, right?" Athrun: "But look, I... I'm not anymore." === Kira: "The flowers are starting to bloom. Unfortunately, they're going to wither in the spray from the breaking waves." Shinn: "Perhaps it means they can't be fooled. No matter how beautiful the flowers are, people will just wipe them out." === Lunamaria: "Look who's here." Athrun: "Mandatory training?" Lunamaria: "Oh yeah, they're giving us a break and letting us do it outside for now. But... I don't seem to being doing very well." Lunamaria: "Huh... Hey did you wanna join us?" Athrun: "Hm? It's okay, I'll pass." Lunamaria: "Look, the truth is, all of us here know who you are and what you've done. Formerly a ZAFT Red with the La Cruse team. In the middle stages of the war, you defeated the seemingly unstoppable Strike. After that, you were assigned to the National Defense Commity Special Forces FAITH team. And, then, they made you the pilot of the ZGMF X09A Justice. You're name is Athrun Zala. I don't know all that much about your Father, but what I do know is you're pretty much a hero to all of us. Especially for for what you did at the battle of Yaut-king Due." Athrun: "Hm? Well, I..." Lunamaria: "I also hear that you're pretty handy with a gun. C'mon... I'm not that good, so I sure could use a few pointers." === Chairman Durandil: "We of the PLANTs are filled sorrow by this calamity of unprecidented proportions. I have no words at the staggering scenes of devistations from around the world." Random Reporter/Photographer: "Son of a bitch... we took a lot of damage." === Shinn: "How come you always have to be so noble and say things like that?!" Athurn: "Okay, what would you rather I say?" Shinn: "Something like, "Help me, you bastard!"" Athrun: "Fine, if that's what you want." Shinn: "No, that was just an example." === Captin (of the Orb Fleet): "They want us to side with the army that invaded us, and fire on a ship that fought heroically to save Earth. Aww... I believe the appropiate word here is 'Ungrateful.' That word probably doesn't even exist in the world of politics. Alright, let's warn them. Aim the guns at the water just ahead of the Minerva. Don't hit the ship!" Soldier: "Yes, sir." Officer: "Commander! Those aren't our orders!" Captin: "So what? I'm not a politician." === Andrew Waltfelt: "Same old, same old. Every day we're stuck with the same lonely news stories. Would it kill these people to report some good news once in a while, just to change it up a bit?" Murrue: "You mean something like a white dolphin in an aquarium having a cute little baby?" Andrew Waltfelt: "Well, maybe not that cheerful." === Two-colored hair technition: "Man, those guys at HQ were so lucky! Lacus Clyne hasn't performed live in concert in ages... I wish I could have been there!" Black Technition: "Y'know, she's changed her singing style, don't ya think?" Two-colored hair technition: "Uh, yeah." Black Technition: "I always thought she'd sound better if she changed her style to what it is now. It makes her seem... younger. She looks cuter now, too." Two-colored hair technition: "Don't you just love the awesome outfit she wears now?" Black Technition: "Ohh, yeah! You can tell she's like totally stacked, man! I can't wait to get a poster of her in that tight little-" (Athrun walks up, and they both jump back a little) Athrun: "Where is Saviour's maitniance log?" Two-colored hair technition: "Uhh... Yes, sir! It's right here, sir!" Athrun: "Gentleman." (the Two-colored hair technition laughs nervously) Two-colored hair technition: "'You believe he's her fiancee? He's soo lucky!" Black Technition: "You know, it wouldn't be that hard to pull a few cables out of the Saviour." Athrun: "I can still hear you two... and everything you said earlier." === Orb Forces: "This is Orb Forces HQ! Attention Freedom, land immediately! Freedom, land immediately!" Kira: "No can do." === Auel: "What is she doing back there?" Sting: "Playing the part of a ditzy airhead? That'd be my guess. Why don't you give it a try? You might like it." === Lunamaria: "It's important to know how to protect yourself, and your friends, from the enemy." Athrun: "From the enemy? And who are they?" === Arthur: "Captin, we can shatter the rock ahead of us with the tonhuessier!" 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Rurouni Kenshin Quotes

"A sword a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What Miss Kaoru says is sweet and innocent talk that only those whose hands have never been stained with the blood of men can believe. But to tell you the truth, I much prefer Miss Kaoru's sweet and innocent talk over the truth, that I do."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"A sword is a tool to save people with."-Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin

"I have no attachment to the name Botosai the Manslayer. Just the same, I can't allow someone like you to wear it."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Don't like at me like the, Botosai. I much prefered the look in your eyes when you said you were going to kill me. Within every fiber of your being, you are truly a manslayer. I am also a manslayer, so I know of what I speak. A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else. I'll be watching you from the edge of Hell to see how long you can keep saying you're a wanderer."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin

"A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin

"A manslayer is a manslayer... until the day he dies."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Oh boy... If they're fighting among themselves already, Kenshin's Group is in for a lot of problems."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Stop it with the 'little' thing!"-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin

"Don't worry about it, Kenshin. Nobody ever drowns in this river."-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin

"Well, they say even a chance acquaintance is pre-ordained by destiny... but to fall off the bridge with him? Destiny must really not like you."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"This land... is our kingdom. Let there be blessings for the kingdom of ambition."-Raijuta, Rurouni Kenshin

"If something is in the way... get rid of it!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"It's better to tell people exactly what's on your mind."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"If I'm going to chose my past, I will have to let go of the present."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"Known for their violence? That doesn't do them justice. The Kairyu are more like demons. They attack as swiftly as an eagle flying through the air and pluck the cargo hold dry. They slaughter anyone who dares to fight back."-Yohei Senbonya, Rurouni Kenshin

"Shura. No one has seen Shura's face and lived to tell of it. He's a mysterious monster, who they say sheds neither blood nor tears. Some say he's not human."-Yohei Senbonya, Rurouni Kenshin

"Time is of the essence. I'm sorry, but I will have to fight without holding back."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"My prey is only the Botosai. You are unimportant."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin

"But he looks as frail and thin as a woman."(about Kenshin)-Hataro, Rurouni Kenshin

"You can die at any time, but living takes true courage."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Himura... It would seem that you are creating another legend."- M_____ (commonly shown police guy with glasses) , Rurouni Kenshin

"Regardless of how the times may change, the truth that we embrace will always remain the same. Evil will be extingished like a candle flame. We believe this; Aku Soku Zan. That is the essence of Shinsengumi."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"There's no hope for Kenshin if even Ayame and Sizume are chewing him out."-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin

"Aku Soku Zan- Slay Evil Immediately."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"He lives to this day carrying out the justice of the Shinsengumi. Even in the peaceful times of the Meiji Era, he is still the Wolf of Mibu. And his fangs are bared in the darkness, far from the sun's reach."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Women are scary."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"If you can't hit anything, you can't call them punches."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"Caution will only delay us now."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"Even if you hide your cross-shaped scar, people who will know you, will know you."-Okina, Rurouni Kenshin

"If you were to examine a man's entire life, you would see that it is full of contradictions."-Okina, Rurouni Kenshin

"You know that your opponent's sword is broken and on top of that, you have a hostage, and you call that fair and square. Are you trying to be funny?"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"New eras don't come about because of swords, they're created by the people who wield them."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"If we were normal, we might not be alive today. And that, my friend, is what gives us the edge we need."-Shishio, Rurouni Kenshin

"Because you've slain so many people, you've taken life for granted, even your own. That's what allows the manslayer's heart, which lies deep within your true heart, to take over your soul. Even if you use the power of that manslayer for a self-sacrificing purpose, such as to protect those you love or the weak, it's simply one tiny pebble in the never-ending river of time."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin

"I couldn't care less about settling the score with a moron."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"Getting hugged by you isn't really something I think I'd enjoy that much."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin

"It's not about whether I can or can't do it, this is about whether I do or I don't!"-Eigi, Rurouni Kenshin

"If you boss you think you can your instructor around, you won't learn."-Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin

"She can't control herself 'cause she's afraid of being seperated from Kenshin. What a selfish little girl. But then againg, love and selfishness kinda go hand-in-hand, don't they?"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"She's scarier than Jinei, she is."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"As you said, there is no time for talk. If you want me to kill you, then please hurry up and prepare for death."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"As expected of the legendary manslayer, you're truly a different person when you're ready to kill."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin

"Hiten-Mitsurugi style Bottojutsu, Soiryusan. I'm fully aware that the reverse blade sword is not suited for Bottojutsu. The name Botosai comes from the fact that I have perfected everything concerning Bottojutsu."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"I crushed your elbow joint and tore the ligaments. Your life as a swordsman is now over. And so is... your life as a human being."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"To protect Miss Kaoru... I will become a manslayer once again!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"The right to live and die, to give and take, are controlled by Lord Shishio!"-leader of the Shingotsu Villiage henchmen, Rurouni Kenshin

"Ordinarily, I'd tell you to stand back if you don't want to be injured. But in this case, I think I'll make an exception. I'm gonna beat down every last one of you!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"I gotta get stronger. Strong enough... so that Kenshin will regret not taking me with him to Kyoto! I am not a burden for you to bear. That's what I'm gonna prove to you in Kyoto! You just wait and see, Kenshin!"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"I never thought... that I'd be walking down this path again."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"It seems that you're still thinking like a deluded, peace-loving Wanderer. Would you like me to open your eyes again?"-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"If I carry my sword like this as I walk, people will be scared away and leave me alone. No one else will be involved."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Makoto Shishio... another survivor of the Revolution, is calling me back to Kyoto. What battles await me down this road?"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"The battle against Shishio has already begun."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"He's certainly confident. And I'm relatively sure it isn't simply hot air."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin

"No good. All I'm doing is destroying the forest... this isn't doing anything for me. Which way is it to Kyoto?!"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin

"Be patient. I will defeat the Botosai, and the reputation of being the best will be the flowers I leave on your graves... I swear it."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin

"If I remember correctly, you guys of the Oniwaban group never even had a chance to fight during the glorious days of the Meiji Revolution... and the frustration and disappointment must fill your heart and soul. The Revolution, and what's happening now... if you were to experience two eras of change in your life, and let both of them pass you by without taking the opportunity to fight... I guess that would be a real shame as the Leader of The Oniwaban group, huh...?"-Sojiro, Rurouni Kenshin

"Whether you hate them, or feel sorry for them, the dead can never be brought back again."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin

"Being punched by someone like you wouldn't do much, even if you did connect. You're too light."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"THE MONEY BELONGS TO ME! YOU SAW ME STEAL IT FROM 'EM FAIR AND SQUARE, SO IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE!"-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin

"How she moved earlier resembled Kenpo. And that Tobi Kunai that she used before... this girl isn't an ordinary person, is she? Though you could probably tell that just by the way she dresses."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"The thieves who originally stole the money were wrong, and she was wrong for robbing those men. Let's follow that reasoning and say you're both at fault, and simply call it even."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"You're something special, even though you don't look it."-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin

"That sure was a crazy stunt."-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin

"I've had so many battles on riverbeds and bridges in the past, that I finally got sick and tired of them. I guess you could say I'm used to it. It's actually a simple matter to destroy a bridge like that one, as long as all the weight is concentrated in the center."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Say, would you like me to tell a story about Lord Aoshi? You probably already know some of the stuff I could say. Like how he is just about the best there is! He's a genius spy, and he became the Leader of the Oniwaban group when he was only 15 years old. He has a stong sense of responiblity and friendship. But on the outside, he's got that cold, ruthless poker-face. I was there with him for 8 years, but I don't remember seeing him smile or laugh even once. I bet you he's exactly the same way after all this time... But I know Lord Aoshi's got a smile in there somewhere, and I'm sure gonna find it someday!"-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin

"I'm going to re-write history."-Shishio, Rurouni Kenshin

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"One hundred and forty years ago, amidst the chaos and bloodshed which accompanied the Tokugawa Rejime, there was a swordsman in Kyoto who was called Botosai the Manslayer. Botosai carved the way into the new era... the Meiji Era. It was said that he was undefeatable. And then one day, as the screams faded and the dust began to settle, Botosai mysteriously disappeared into the sunset. To this day, his whereabouts are unknown. Botosai the Manslayer had become a legend."-Kaoru Kamiya from Rurouni Kenshin

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Yahiko: "Before you start, I have to warn you, Kaoru's cooking tastes pretty awful."
Kenshin: "Yahiko. Miss Kaoru's cooking has improved a lot. You don't have to force yourself to eat it anymore."
Sanosuke: "Hmm... It's better than dying, in any case."
*All three laugh*
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Kaoru: "Which do you think makes less sense, a ghost or a kettle?"
Sanosuke: "A kettle!"
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Yahiko: "Where's Sanosuke?"
Kaoru: "He's still quivering in fear somewhere."
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Kaoru: "I've got it! Why don't we all take a photograph together?"
*Sanosuke takes a sideways step away*
Kaoru: "And where are you going?"
Sanosuke: "I'm not gonna do that. That thing'll suck out our souls!"
Kaoru: "Would you stop saying that?! I told you that was only a superstition!"
Sanosuke: "It can't be just that! I hear it takes a year off every time you take a picture! It's the tool of the devil!"
Kenshin: "Now, now. You two should stop arguing like this, that you should."
Yahiko: "This is stupid. Do you think we look good enough to take a picture?"
Sanosuke: "Well, I guess we can't do it like this."
Kaoru: "What do you mean? We look fine."
Yahiko: "We're taking one."
Sanosuke: "I don't wanna!"
Kaoru: "Come on, let's go."
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Sanosuke's Friend 1: "Wait a sec, Tai. Are you saying you want Sano to run an errand for you?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Man, there's nothing scarier than a woman who isn't afraid of anything."
Sanosuke: "Alright."
Both Friends: "Huh?"
Sanosuke: "Waht's so bad about running a few errands?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Sano, are you feeling ok?"
Sanosuke: "Well, why not? I figure one good turn deserves another."
*Sanosuke turns to Tai*
Sanosuke: "Right?"
Tai: "Oh, but I've just been putting everything on your tab, it hasn't been on the house."
Sanosuke: "I didn't realize. I don't have any way to pay it back."
Tai: "I wasn't expecting right this second. There'll be a little interest when you do decide to pay it, so you go on now and take your time."
Sanosuke: "I-interest? I didn't know you could do that for tabs."
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Sanosuke's friend: "That Sano's definitely in a class of his own."
Tai: "That's certainly true. Now we just have to get him to pay his bills."
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(Saito's "partner" assassin): "It's insanity! There's nothing you can offer me to take on a job like that! So I think I'll high-tail it outta here to somewhere safe, like Shanghai, if you don't mind. See ya around."
Saito: "I know a place that'll be much safer to run to than Shanghai... It's called Hell, if I recall correctly."
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Sanosuke's Friend 1: "It looks like you're outta luck today, doesn't it Sano?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "You've lost the last 20 tosses in a row!"
Sanosuke: "Aw, no way! I thought I was gonnna win that one for sure! I thought your sword style was all about knowing how to predict things. You couldn't even get a single one of those tosses right."
Kenshin: "They're both competitions of the sword, but predictions I make in battle are completely different. If I remember correctly, Sano, I believe you asked me help you with something important. And I do believe gambling's illegal, isn't it?"
Sanosuke: "Aw, come on Kenshin, this gambling is just between good friends, and we only use spare change anyway. And besides, these old goofballs and me go way back, so I know they're all good guys. Even if they do look like thugs."
Sanosuke's Friend 1: "Was that last comment really necessary?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Well, no matter how you look at it, no one looks more like a thug than you, Sano!"
Kenshin: "That's certainly true, isn't it?"
(everyone there breaks into the laughter of male comradery)
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Random Guard 1: "Tell us who you are."
Misao: "Hmph. I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give my name to villains like you!"
Random Guard 2: (to the guard next to him) "Didn't she just tell us her name?"
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Saito: "Have you said your farewells to that Kamiya girl?"
*Kenshin glares a VERY scary glare at Saito*
Saito: "Perhaps I shouldn't have asked you."
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Saito: "It seems that you're still thinking like a deluded, peace-loving Wanderer. Would you like me to open your eyes again?"
Kenshin: "I'm ready to accept your challenge any time you'd like, Saito. But let me make it clear that I don't intend to involve anyone else in this matter. That's why I decided to do this by myself!"
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Saito: "Do as you like."
Kenshin: "I intend to."
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Sojiro: (clap clap clap clap) "That was simply incredible. You didn't even give the Four Akakumo Monks a chance to do their favorite move, the Younryutagi. That's real style, two kodachis."
Aoshi: "I assume you work for Shishio."
Sojiro: "That's right. I'm Sojiro Seita, and I actually serve by Master Shishio's side. Now I know what Master Shishio saw in you. I'd appreciate it if you'd at least listen to what I have to say."
Aoshi: "Get lost. I don't have any intention of ever joining another group. Especially a heartless group like yours, who would use it's own men as pawns just to test the strength of an opponent."
Sojiro: "Ooh... Oh, boy, so you figured it out. But you knew then that they were being used as pawns, and yet you still slew them without any hesitation. Isn't that... rather heartless, too?"
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Saijiro Hiko the XIII: "He must have lost all hope, and committed suicide on the spot. Well, that's something that happens every day. I use my sword to follow the teachings of the Hiten-Mitsurugi syle. But in the end, I can't even save one person. I guess the only thing I can do is bury the corpses of the victims, at the very least."
*Saijiro Hiko arrives, then recieves a shock. He saw that all the bodies had been buried. All the graves even had markers. And, standing in the middle of the makeshift cemetery, was the little boy.*
Sajiro Hiko: "You made graves for those bandits, as well as your parents?"
Shinta: "They're slave traders, not my parents. My parents died from cholera last year. But bandit or slave trader, they're still people. And they're dead."
Saijiro Hiko: "So you made graves for them?"
*Sajiro's gaze shifts to the three stones Shinta was standing in front of, and obviously had been for some time*
Sajiro Hiko: "What are those three stones?"
Shinta: "Miss Kasumi, Miss Akane, and Miss Sakura... All three of them were sold off to pay some debts. I only know them for a day. But since I was the only boy there, and since I had no parents, I was ready to throw away my life to save them. That's why I tried to look for some good stones for them. But these were all I found. I don't even have any flowers."
*Sajiro uncorks a jug he had on him person and poured the contents over the grave stones*
Saijiro Hiko: "No one should have to leave this world without know the taste of good sake. This is my tribute to these three."
*Sajiro puts the jug back to wherever he'd been keeping it*
Sajiro Hiko: "What's your name, boy?"
Shinta: "Shinta."
Saijiro Hiko: "That's too gentle a name for a swordsman. From now on, your name will be Kenshin. I promise to give you the best training I have to offer, Kenshin."
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Sojiro: "Master Shishio... You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
Shishio: "I'm going to rewrite history, my boy. Of course I am."
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Misao: "What, do I have bad breath or something, you illegal sword-carrying dumb red-headed long haired jerk, you cross-shaped scar-face weirdo... and you've got lousy taste in kimonos, by the way!"
Kenshin: "While I enjoy your colorful nicknames, my real name is Kenshin Himura. It might be best for you to call by that."
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Misao: "Hey, tell me what you're thinking about."
Kenshin: "No..."
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"After so many murders, he has lost his original purpose and will, drawn only by the color and smell of blood..."-Kenshin

"In the course of history, there is no "If". But IF there had been a battle in Edo... If we had fought, the victory of the new era would have been ours."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin manga Volume Four

"Ishin Shishi and Bafuku Samurai were plunged into battle without their say. We were at war... But it wasn't to decide who was right and who was wrong. It was for the country's future. We laid down our lives for the people's peace and happiness."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin manga Volume Four

"You tame a dog with food, you tame a man with money, but there is NOTHING that can tame the Wolf of Mibu!"-Saitou

"The dead don't desire revenge, but the happiness of the living."-Kenshin

"To dirty your small hands... ...would bring joy to no one."-Kenshin
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Sanosuke: "If I pissed from here, it'd reach the sea in four days."
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"The future is not determined by the throw of the dice; it is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."-Phong from Reboot

"It's Bucket 'o Nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers!"-Mike the TV from Reboot

"The Commercial Channel! All commercials all the time. An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind, forever!"-Mike the TV from Reboot

"Bob always stopped us before we could do anything really bad... Now, nobody does..."-Slash from Reboot

"You can't speak in these things."-Enzo Matrix from Reboot

"Chaos will always triumph over order! It is the way of things."-Hexadecimal from Reboot

"Unforgettable... I have no idea how the rest goes."-Phong from Reboot

"Picture if you will, an artist of grest talent, unappreciated by those around her, unnoticed by the critics. What would this artist have to do, what kind of masterpiece would she have to create to get recognition from those around her?"-Mike the TV from Reboot

"Where's that annoying chatter of yours? Megabreath this and Megabarf that!"-Megabyte from Reboot

"What you are experiencing is a temporary distortion on reality."-Phong from Reboot

"I simply adore children. But I could never eat a whole one."-Hexadecimal from Reboot

"I am not an entity, I am a time. My time is now."-Daemon from Reboot

"I'm not goin to push that button. Everytime I do, something bad happens."-Hack or Slash from Reboot