"A sword a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What Miss Kaoru says is sweet and innocent talk that only those whose hands have never been stained with the blood of men can believe. But to tell you the truth, I much prefer Miss Kaoru's sweet and innocent talk over the truth, that I do."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"A sword is a tool to save people with."-Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin
"I have no attachment to the name Botosai the Manslayer. Just the same, I can't allow someone like you to wear it."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"Don't like at me like the, Botosai. I much prefered the look in your eyes when you said you were going to kill me. Within every fiber of your being, you are truly a manslayer. I am also a manslayer, so I know of what I speak. A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else. I'll be watching you from the edge of Hell to see how long you can keep saying you're a wanderer."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin
"A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin
"A manslayer is a manslayer... until the day he dies."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"Oh boy... If they're fighting among themselves already, Kenshin's Group is in for a lot of problems."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"Stop it with the 'little' thing!"-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin
"Don't worry about it, Kenshin. Nobody ever drowns in this river."-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin
"Well, they say even a chance acquaintance is pre-ordained by destiny... but to fall off the bridge with him? Destiny must really not like you."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin
"This land... is our kingdom. Let there be blessings for the kingdom of ambition."-Raijuta, Rurouni Kenshin
"If something is in the way... get rid of it!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"It's better to tell people exactly what's on your mind."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin
"If I'm going to chose my past, I will have to let go of the present."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin
"Known for their violence? That doesn't do them justice. The Kairyu are more like demons. They attack as swiftly as an eagle flying through the air and pluck the cargo hold dry. They slaughter anyone who dares to fight back."-Yohei Senbonya, Rurouni Kenshin
"Shura. No one has seen Shura's face and lived to tell of it. He's a mysterious monster, who they say sheds neither blood nor tears. Some say he's not human."-Yohei Senbonya, Rurouni Kenshin
"Time is of the essence. I'm sorry, but I will have to fight without holding back."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"My prey is only the Botosai. You are unimportant."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin
"But he looks as frail and thin as a woman."(about Kenshin)-Hataro, Rurouni Kenshin
"You can die at any time, but living takes true courage."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"Himura... It would seem that you are creating another legend."- M_____ (commonly shown police guy with glasses) , Rurouni Kenshin
"Regardless of how the times may change, the truth that we embrace will always remain the same. Evil will be extingished like a candle flame. We believe this; Aku Soku Zan. That is the essence of Shinsengumi."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin
"There's no hope for Kenshin if even Ayame and Sizume are chewing him out."-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin
"Aku Soku Zan- Slay Evil Immediately."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin
"He lives to this day carrying out the justice of the Shinsengumi. Even in the peaceful times of the Meiji Era, he is still the Wolf of Mibu. And his fangs are bared in the darkness, far from the sun's reach."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"Women are scary."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin
"If you can't hit anything, you can't call them punches."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin
"Caution will only delay us now."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin
"Even if you hide your cross-shaped scar, people who will know you, will know you."-Okina, Rurouni Kenshin
"If you were to examine a man's entire life, you would see that it is full of contradictions."-Okina, Rurouni Kenshin
"You know that your opponent's sword is broken and on top of that, you have a hostage, and you call that fair and square. Are you trying to be funny?"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"New eras don't come about because of swords, they're created by the people who wield them."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"If we were normal, we might not be alive today. And that, my friend, is what gives us the edge we need."-Shishio, Rurouni Kenshin
"Because you've slain so many people, you've taken life for granted, even your own. That's what allows the manslayer's heart, which lies deep within your true heart, to take over your soul. Even if you use the power of that manslayer for a self-sacrificing purpose, such as to protect those you love or the weak, it's simply one tiny pebble in the never-ending river of time."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin
"I couldn't care less about settling the score with a moron."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin
"Getting hugged by you isn't really something I think I'd enjoy that much."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin
"It's not about whether I can or can't do it, this is about whether I do or I don't!"-Eigi, Rurouni Kenshin
"If you boss you think you can your instructor around, you won't learn."-Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin
"She can't control herself 'cause she's afraid of being seperated from Kenshin. What a selfish little girl. But then againg, love and selfishness kinda go hand-in-hand, don't they?"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin
"She's scarier than Jinei, she is."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"As you said, there is no time for talk. If you want me to kill you, then please hurry up and prepare for death."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"As expected of the legendary manslayer, you're truly a different person when you're ready to kill."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin
"Hiten-Mitsurugi style Bottojutsu, Soiryusan. I'm fully aware that the reverse blade sword is not suited for Bottojutsu. The name Botosai comes from the fact that I have perfected everything concerning Bottojutsu."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"I crushed your elbow joint and tore the ligaments. Your life as a swordsman is now over. And so is... your life as a human being."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"To protect Miss Kaoru... I will become a manslayer once again!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"The right to live and die, to give and take, are controlled by Lord Shishio!"-leader of the Shingotsu Villiage henchmen, Rurouni Kenshin
"Ordinarily, I'd tell you to stand back if you don't want to be injured. But in this case, I think I'll make an exception. I'm gonna beat down every last one of you!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"I gotta get stronger. Strong enough... so that Kenshin will regret not taking me with him to Kyoto! I am not a burden for you to bear. That's what I'm gonna prove to you in Kyoto! You just wait and see, Kenshin!"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin
"I never thought... that I'd be walking down this path again."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"It seems that you're still thinking like a deluded, peace-loving Wanderer. Would you like me to open your eyes again?"-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin
"If I carry my sword like this as I walk, people will be scared away and leave me alone. No one else will be involved."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"Makoto Shishio... another survivor of the Revolution, is calling me back to Kyoto. What battles await me down this road?"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"The battle against Shishio has already begun."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin
"He's certainly confident. And I'm relatively sure it isn't simply hot air."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin
"No good. All I'm doing is destroying the forest... this isn't doing anything for me. Which way is it to Kyoto?!"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin
"Be patient. I will defeat the Botosai, and the reputation of being the best will be the flowers I leave on your graves... I swear it."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin
"If I remember correctly, you guys of the Oniwaban group never even had a chance to fight during the glorious days of the Meiji Revolution... and the frustration and disappointment must fill your heart and soul. The Revolution, and what's happening now... if you were to experience two eras of change in your life, and let both of them pass you by without taking the opportunity to fight... I guess that would be a real shame as the Leader of The Oniwaban group, huh...?"-Sojiro, Rurouni Kenshin
"Whether you hate them, or feel sorry for them, the dead can never be brought back again."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin
"Being punched by someone like you wouldn't do much, even if you did connect. You're too light."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"THE MONEY BELONGS TO ME! YOU SAW ME STEAL IT FROM 'EM FAIR AND SQUARE, SO IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE!"-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin
"How she moved earlier resembled Kenpo. And that Tobi Kunai that she used before... this girl isn't an ordinary person, is she? Though you could probably tell that just by the way she dresses."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"The thieves who originally stole the money were wrong, and she was wrong for robbing those men. Let's follow that reasoning and say you're both at fault, and simply call it even."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"You're something special, even though you don't look it."-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin
"That sure was a crazy stunt."-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin
"I've had so many battles on riverbeds and bridges in the past, that I finally got sick and tired of them. I guess you could say I'm used to it. It's actually a simple matter to destroy a bridge like that one, as long as all the weight is concentrated in the center."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
"Say, would you like me to tell a story about Lord Aoshi? You probably already know some of the stuff I could say. Like how he is just about the best there is! He's a genius spy, and he became the Leader of the Oniwaban group when he was only 15 years old. He has a stong sense of responiblity and friendship. But on the outside, he's got that cold, ruthless poker-face. I was there with him for 8 years, but I don't remember seeing him smile or laugh even once. I bet you he's exactly the same way after all this time... But I know Lord Aoshi's got a smile in there somewhere, and I'm sure gonna find it someday!"-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin
"I'm going to re-write history."-Shishio, Rurouni Kenshin
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"One hundred and forty years ago, amidst the chaos and bloodshed which accompanied the Tokugawa Rejime, there was a swordsman in Kyoto who was called Botosai the Manslayer. Botosai carved the way into the new era... the Meiji Era. It was said that he was undefeatable. And then one day, as the screams faded and the dust began to settle, Botosai mysteriously disappeared into the sunset. To this day, his whereabouts are unknown. Botosai the Manslayer had become a legend."-Kaoru Kamiya from Rurouni Kenshin
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Yahiko: "Before you start, I have to warn you, Kaoru's cooking tastes pretty awful."
Kenshin: "Yahiko. Miss Kaoru's cooking has improved a lot. You don't have to force yourself to eat it anymore."
Sanosuke: "Hmm... It's better than dying, in any case."
*All three laugh*
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Kaoru: "Which do you think makes less sense, a ghost or a kettle?"
Sanosuke: "A kettle!"
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Yahiko: "Where's Sanosuke?"
Kaoru: "He's still quivering in fear somewhere."
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Kaoru: "I've got it! Why don't we all take a photograph together?"
*Sanosuke takes a sideways step away*
Kaoru: "And where are you going?"
Sanosuke: "I'm not gonna do that. That thing'll suck out our souls!"
Kaoru: "Would you stop saying that?! I told you that was only a superstition!"
Sanosuke: "It can't be just that! I hear it takes a year off every time you take a picture! It's the tool of the devil!"
Kenshin: "Now, now. You two should stop arguing like this, that you should."
Yahiko: "This is stupid. Do you think we look good enough to take a picture?"
Sanosuke: "Well, I guess we can't do it like this."
Kaoru: "What do you mean? We look fine."
Yahiko: "We're taking one."
Sanosuke: "I don't wanna!"
Kaoru: "Come on, let's go."
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Sanosuke's Friend 1: "Wait a sec, Tai. Are you saying you want Sano to run an errand for you?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Man, there's nothing scarier than a woman who isn't afraid of anything."
Sanosuke: "Alright."
Both Friends: "Huh?"
Sanosuke: "Waht's so bad about running a few errands?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Sano, are you feeling ok?"
Sanosuke: "Well, why not? I figure one good turn deserves another."
*Sanosuke turns to Tai*
Sanosuke: "Right?"
Tai: "Oh, but I've just been putting everything on your tab, it hasn't been on the house."
Sanosuke: "I didn't realize. I don't have any way to pay it back."
Tai: "I wasn't expecting right this second. There'll be a little interest when you do decide to pay it, so you go on now and take your time."
Sanosuke: "I-interest? I didn't know you could do that for tabs."
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Sanosuke's friend: "That Sano's definitely in a class of his own."
Tai: "That's certainly true. Now we just have to get him to pay his bills."
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(Saito's "partner" assassin): "It's insanity! There's nothing you can offer me to take on a job like that! So I think I'll high-tail it outta here to somewhere safe, like Shanghai, if you don't mind. See ya around."
Saito: "I know a place that'll be much safer to run to than Shanghai... It's called Hell, if I recall correctly."
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Sanosuke's Friend 1: "It looks like you're outta luck today, doesn't it Sano?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "You've lost the last 20 tosses in a row!"
Sanosuke: "Aw, no way! I thought I was gonnna win that one for sure! I thought your sword style was all about knowing how to predict things. You couldn't even get a single one of those tosses right."
Kenshin: "They're both competitions of the sword, but predictions I make in battle are completely different. If I remember correctly, Sano, I believe you asked me help you with something important. And I do believe gambling's illegal, isn't it?"
Sanosuke: "Aw, come on Kenshin, this gambling is just between good friends, and we only use spare change anyway. And besides, these old goofballs and me go way back, so I know they're all good guys. Even if they do look like thugs."
Sanosuke's Friend 1: "Was that last comment really necessary?"
Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Well, no matter how you look at it, no one looks more like a thug than you, Sano!"
Kenshin: "That's certainly true, isn't it?"
(everyone there breaks into the laughter of male comradery)
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Random Guard 1: "Tell us who you are."
Misao: "Hmph. I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give my name to villains like you!"
Random Guard 2: (to the guard next to him) "Didn't she just tell us her name?"
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Saito: "Have you said your farewells to that Kamiya girl?"
*Kenshin glares a VERY scary glare at Saito*
Saito: "Perhaps I shouldn't have asked you."
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Saito: "It seems that you're still thinking like a deluded, peace-loving Wanderer. Would you like me to open your eyes again?"
Kenshin: "I'm ready to accept your challenge any time you'd like, Saito. But let me make it clear that I don't intend to involve anyone else in this matter. That's why I decided to do this by myself!"
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Saito: "Do as you like."
Kenshin: "I intend to."
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Sojiro: (clap clap clap clap) "That was simply incredible. You didn't even give the Four Akakumo Monks a chance to do their favorite move, the Younryutagi. That's real style, two kodachis."
Aoshi: "I assume you work for Shishio."
Sojiro: "That's right. I'm Sojiro Seita, and I actually serve by Master Shishio's side. Now I know what Master Shishio saw in you. I'd appreciate it if you'd at least listen to what I have to say."
Aoshi: "Get lost. I don't have any intention of ever joining another group. Especially a heartless group like yours, who would use it's own men as pawns just to test the strength of an opponent."
Sojiro: "Ooh... Oh, boy, so you figured it out. But you knew then that they were being used as pawns, and yet you still slew them without any hesitation. Isn't that... rather heartless, too?"
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Saijiro Hiko the XIII: "He must have lost all hope, and committed suicide on the spot. Well, that's something that happens every day. I use my sword to follow the teachings of the Hiten-Mitsurugi syle. But in the end, I can't even save one person. I guess the only thing I can do is bury the corpses of the victims, at the very least."
*Saijiro Hiko arrives, then recieves a shock. He saw that all the bodies had been buried. All the graves even had markers. And, standing in the middle of the makeshift cemetery, was the little boy.*
Sajiro Hiko: "You made graves for those bandits, as well as your parents?"
Shinta: "They're slave traders, not my parents. My parents died from cholera last year. But bandit or slave trader, they're still people. And they're dead."
Saijiro Hiko: "So you made graves for them?"
*Sajiro's gaze shifts to the three stones Shinta was standing in front of, and obviously had been for some time*
Sajiro Hiko: "What are those three stones?"
Shinta: "Miss Kasumi, Miss Akane, and Miss Sakura... All three of them were sold off to pay some debts. I only know them for a day. But since I was the only boy there, and since I had no parents, I was ready to throw away my life to save them. That's why I tried to look for some good stones for them. But these were all I found. I don't even have any flowers."
*Sajiro uncorks a jug he had on him person and poured the contents over the grave stones*
Saijiro Hiko: "No one should have to leave this world without know the taste of good sake. This is my tribute to these three."
*Sajiro puts the jug back to wherever he'd been keeping it*
Sajiro Hiko: "What's your name, boy?"
Shinta: "Shinta."
Saijiro Hiko: "That's too gentle a name for a swordsman. From now on, your name will be Kenshin. I promise to give you the best training I have to offer, Kenshin."
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Sojiro: "Master Shishio... You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
Shishio: "I'm going to rewrite history, my boy. Of course I am."
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Misao: "What, do I have bad breath or something, you illegal sword-carrying dumb red-headed long haired jerk, you cross-shaped scar-face weirdo... and you've got lousy taste in kimonos, by the way!"
Kenshin: "While I enjoy your colorful nicknames, my real name is Kenshin Himura. It might be best for you to call by that."
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Misao: "Hey, tell me what you're thinking about."
Kenshin: "No..."
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Sojiro: "Master Shishio? You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
Shishio: "I'm going to re-write history, my boy. Of course I am."
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Manga Version Quotes:
"After so many murders, he has lost his original purpose and will, drawn only by the color and smell of blood..."-Kenshin
"In the course of history, there is no "If". But IF there had been a battle in Edo... If we had fought, the victory of the new era would have been ours."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin manga Volume Four
"Ishin Shishi and Bafuku Samurai were plunged into battle without their say. We were at war... But it wasn't to decide who was right and who was wrong. It was for the country's future. We laid down our lives for the people's peace and happiness."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin manga Volume Four
"You tame a dog with food, you tame a man with money, but there is NOTHING that can tame the Wolf of Mibu!"-Saitou
"The dead don't desire revenge, but the happiness of the living."-Kenshin
"To dirty your small hands... ...would bring joy to no one."-Kenshin
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Sanosuke: "If I pissed from here, it'd reach the sea in four days."
Anji: "What kind of a proverb is that?"
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Sunday, September 21, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Entire Songs Lyrics
"Token of Water" from Gundam Seed:
"The night-time fills the sky,
Stars of life
go floating by
"The night-time fills the sky,
Stars of life
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Monday, September 8, 2008
Saturday, September 6, 2008
REBOOT Quotes
"The future is not determined by the throw of the dice; it is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."-Phong from Reboot
"It's Bucket 'o Nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers!"-Mike the TV from Reboot
"The Commercial Channel! All commercials all the time. An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind, forever!"-Mike the TV from Reboot
"Bob always stopped us before we could do anything really bad... Now, nobody does..."-Slash from Reboot
"You can't speak in these things."-Enzo Matrix from Reboot
"Chaos will always triumph over order! It is the way of things."-Hexadecimal from Reboot
"Unforgettable... I have no idea how the rest goes."-Phong from Reboot
"Picture if you will, an artist of grest talent, unappreciated by those around her, unnoticed by the critics. What would this artist have to do, what kind of masterpiece would she have to create to get recognition from those around her?"-Mike the TV from Reboot
"Where's that annoying chatter of yours? Megabreath this and Megabarf that!"-Megabyte from Reboot
"What you are experiencing is a temporary distortion on reality."-Phong from Reboot
"I simply adore children. But I could never eat a whole one."-Hexadecimal from Reboot
"I am not an entity, I am a time. My time is now."-Daemon from Reboot
"I'm not goin to push that button. Everytime I do, something bad happens."-Hack or Slash from Reboot
"It's Bucket 'o Nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers!"-Mike the TV from Reboot
"The Commercial Channel! All commercials all the time. An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind, forever!"-Mike the TV from Reboot
"Bob always stopped us before we could do anything really bad... Now, nobody does..."-Slash from Reboot
"You can't speak in these things."-Enzo Matrix from Reboot
"Chaos will always triumph over order! It is the way of things."-Hexadecimal from Reboot
"Unforgettable... I have no idea how the rest goes."-Phong from Reboot
"Picture if you will, an artist of grest talent, unappreciated by those around her, unnoticed by the critics. What would this artist have to do, what kind of masterpiece would she have to create to get recognition from those around her?"-Mike the TV from Reboot
"Where's that annoying chatter of yours? Megabreath this and Megabarf that!"-Megabyte from Reboot
"What you are experiencing is a temporary distortion on reality."-Phong from Reboot
"I simply adore children. But I could never eat a whole one."-Hexadecimal from Reboot
"I am not an entity, I am a time. My time is now."-Daemon from Reboot
"I'm not goin to push that button. Everytime I do, something bad happens."-Hack or Slash from Reboot
YYH Lanipator Spoof Quotes
Quotes from Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Spoofs:
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Voice Quirks:
+Koenma's voice sounds identical to Shaggy's from Scooby Doo
+Reiko's voice sounds identical to the actual voice of Hiei in the original dub show (please remember that this guy is only in the second YYH movie, where no one I can think of has the same voice as they originally did)
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"How can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"My useless character senses are tingling."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Go f**k a toaster, Urameshi!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Mummy-Cyclops mad! Mummy-Cyclops no like Chris Crocker!"- Mummy-Cyclops, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, come now, just because I'm the most intelligent member of this team doesn't always mean you have to your questions towards me."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I like muffins!"-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Have you ever watched a dub of an anime, and then watched a completely different dub of the same show and thought it didn't sound right? Well, the energies of the Netherworld do that pretty much, except it also affects the person's character."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"What tastes like failure?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Hey, gimme back my body! I need that to beat people up, like other positive role models!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Alright; fists? Check. Spirit Gun? Check. Okay, now let's raid this... hospital? Alright, whatever."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Look out, Yusuke, those guys are pushing her around and treating her like dirt. Looks like you have some competition after all."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"My name's Kazuma Kuwabara, and I'm the star of this episode!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Why do I have the sudden urge to re-kill Urameshi?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well, I suppose I should give you some inane moral test in order to make me look like an ass, and have you prove yourselves to any following spirits of former rivals you may have. Let's see... I got it! You're not allowed to fight for an entire week. And you must make more that 50 points on our next test... which is still technically failing, but we have very low standards here."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"And they said those child-stalking classes were a waste of money."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Man, I really need to find something better to do with my free time. Maybe I'll take up knitting."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Hey, Kuwabara, I copied the Answer Key for ya."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"How does it feel to be beaten up by a possessed girl?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I swear to ass, I'm gonna kick your God."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Logic and anime don't mix. You know that, Yusuke."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Good news, Suiichi. Thanks to whatever the hell I just did, your mother has recovered one hundred percent. You'll get your bill in the mail."-random doctor, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"For the last time, I'm not gay. I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs... Wait! I mean...!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Man, I suck at this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Yes. Now that I have the Artifacts of Darkness, I can use their power to get my show back!" (pause) "And murder people."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well, at least I'll die without regrets. Oh, wait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Ah! My eye! My doctor told me not to get blood in it!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"You're welcome. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bleed somewhere."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"And now, for a brief moment of hubris before killing you." (Yusuke's spirit gun blast hits Hiei from behind) "How did I not see that coming?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I'm going to kill you. But first, I'm going to take off my shirt!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Now you are completely under my control, Hiei! How many people wish they could say that, hm? But I digress. Kill your friends!"-Reiko, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I'll be fine, once I get my dragon back."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Right. I'm confused as hell right now, so I'm just gonna go fight."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Great. I'm alone until dawn. What the hell can an all-powerful Netherworld God do to pass the time in this damn city?"-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Let me guess, all these sites are conveniently located in one city in Japan."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Kuwabara POW- oh, wow, that's an arm."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"So like I was telling Ted the other day, for a job where all ya really gotta do is break a few shrines, the perks are pretty sweet."-Random Pointless Demon, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Ahh! My body's all weak and floaty!"(a growing purple light starts at Hinageshi's feet) "Ooo... pretty." (the light starts to envelope her body) "Uh-oh! Bad touch."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, fine, let's just postpone our plans to bring back the Netherworld so you can go take a friggin' nap!"-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"This is why we're going to die."-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"As soon as I dislodge this parking break from my spine, I'm gonna kick your ass."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You know, I must say, this has been conveniently uneventful."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Good idea. Who doesn't enjoy a good Star Wars larp."-Majari, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Alright! This must the Heart site. Time to save the world, just long as I don't get distrac- oo, bubbles."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Heh heh heh heh... That's right, I just kicked the crap out of a 12-year-old!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If you think I'm as stupid as Kuwabara, you're wrong! I'm a whole new kind of stupid! Waait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Amnesia fading!"-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Hey Kurama, check it out, I'm a blood fountain. Oh, and ruuuuun!"-Kuronue, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Nobody remembers Chin Po!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Just tell me one thing; do your fighting skills match your rapping skills?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Farts are funny, heh heh. Peep."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I'm off. I must... wander."-Chin Po, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"The Earth Site's been destroyed, and now it's leaking out Netherworld energy. If the other four sites are broken, then the Netherworld can be reformed. Can I have a pretzel?"-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Seriously, do you even know how to read that ma- is that a coloring book?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"On the plus side, she stopped talking."-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I figured she'd either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of them."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"There are five Elemental Sites in the Human World that seals the Netherworld's power. And they represent Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. It's a lot like summoning Captain Planet. Only instead of Captain Planet, it's the Netherworld, and instead of fighting pollution, it kills people."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Quit your damn soliloquizing. We're going."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I dislike you with great intensity."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"That was... the worst pun... ever."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Just saying, you demons really don't like clothes."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, f*** all of you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"And so, another crisis is averted. But how does Yusuke get his body back? Find out... sometime, on Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged."-Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Narrator
"Your overconfidence is your weakness."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Now all he has to do is study until he's not completely retarded."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"It's anime law. Any character who's in a series for more than five episodes is going to have a back-story."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"You're just afraid of being killed, you big baby."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I like my way of saying it better."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Welcome to Japan, everything's f**cked up here."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"He sure has a lot of blood."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Holy sh*t. You took his head clean off."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Or she could just be ass-retarded."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Yakumo, the Netherworld King, eventually became bored, and made war with the Spirit World."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Kuwabara, why are you just standing there? Do something!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"When you get to Spirit World, tell Koenma I said 'f**k you!'"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Why is it everybody always stares at me when I walk through a door?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Wow! That guy has horns! I could make a real bad pun right here, but I'll choose not to."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Wow, I'm gone for three days, and Kuwabara's already getting picked on by some freak with horns. Shocker."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"They call me Yusuke. And this is called kicking your ass! That was a kick-ass one-liner. I'm gonna have to write that one down."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Welp, time for plan Get-the-f**k-out-of-here."-Thug possessed by Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Heh heh heh... Nothing can stop me now! Aah! A pot hole! My one weakness!"-Thug possessed by Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well that was fun. Now where's his wallet?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"By George! It stunk in there."-Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Here's a tip: Try not to fly in circles."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Damn it, I hate Spirit World."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well, if they can kill your father's A team, then what the hell can I do about it? I mean, what do you expect me to do, yell at them til they give it back? I mean, I know I'm good at yelling, but-"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well I was just thinking, that now that we all got what we want, we should go our seperate ways. Toodles."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Damn, what did I do to make him leave? Was it my breath? Did I not kill enough people?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"My poems are gold, you ass! Have you never seen my show on DTV, Demon Television?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"That's the last time I play soccer in the street..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, come on! 'Surprised To Be Dead'? Of course I'm surprised to be dead! No wonder Cartoon Network dropped this show with titles like that."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Does anyone want to explain to me why there's a giant talking rock?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Anyone else getting kind of a deliverance sort of vibe?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Where the hell is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, that's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Check it out, I'm a blood fountain."-Kuronue, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Of course, there always has to be a conflict."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You know, I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, boy. A Micheal Jackson joke. How original."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Great. Now I have retard in surround sound."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Now that's what I call flower power." (pause) "Shut up, Urameshi."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"No! No more laugh track."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If you make one more stupid comparative joke, I'm going to kill you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Gitrdone, motherf*cker."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"May I please kill him now?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"It's been almost a f**king year, I think he's fine."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh god, no... No, my blood. That's supposed to be inside me."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
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"That's right, dude. Bow before Koenma."-Koenma, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Hold on a second! This is the second time I've had to deal with a giant toddler today. Seriously, are we shooting the sequel to 'Honey, I Blew Up The Baby'?"-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"My name's Randoooo! Ha hah! Rando 'bout to bust a cap! I'm blinging and banging, baby!"-Rando, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Special thanks to my main dawg Huyana, for drawing some kick-ass me!"-Rando, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"I'm gonna have to go with the Eric Cartman method. Eat death metal, hippie!"-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Nick, you've run out of conditioner."-Kurama, Lanipator's Special Announcement
"Honestly, do you have anything to kill around here?"-Hiei, Lanipator's Special Announcement
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George: "Master Koenma, we have a big problem!"
Koenma: "I'll say we do, dude! The power went out, and now the only TV that's working is this one! And I can't change the friggin' channel, man! I can't get anything; no topless car washing, topless volleyball, PBS... Nothing!
George: "Um, Sir... That's a window."
Koenma: "Dude, I don't care who made it, just fix it."
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Yusuke: "Just great, now it's it's starting to rain."
(an unconcious girl with tattered clothes falls toward the roof)
Yusuke: "Huh? Alright! Now this is my kind of rai- Oh. It's just Botan. Wake up!"
Botan: "Yusuke, Spirit World is in danger. You have to find Hinageshi, and hurry, or I'll... die"
Yusuke: "That raises so many questions I don't even know where to start. One, who's Hinageshi? Two, what happened? Three, how can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?! And, of course, let's not forget four, why should I give a damn?!"
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Kuwabara: "So you really left Botan with Keiko?"
Yusuke: "Yeah. I figured she would either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of 'em."
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Kuwabara: "Where the hell are we going, Urameshi?"
Yusuke: "I un'no, but something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."
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Kuwabara: "My useless character senses are tingling."
Yusuke: "If they're on you, shouldn't they be going off 24/7?"
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Kuwabara: "Name's Kazuma Kuwabara, the bad-ass with the sword."
Hinageshi: "Nice to meet you, Kuwahara."
Kuwabara: "Um, it's Kuwabara."
Hinageshi: "That's what I said, Kuwahara."
Kuwabara: "KUWABARA!"
Hinageshi: "Kuwahara!"
Kuwabara: "BARA!"
Hinageshi: "Hara!"
Kuwabara: "Dammit, my name is pronounced KUWAHARA-"
*Hinageshi blinks at him*
Kuwahara: "I don't like you."
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Kuwabara: "You're kidding me! You mean Botan actually made it all the way here with Keiko?!"
Genkai: "Yeah, I found the stupid bitch trying to bury her in my forest."
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Kuwabara: "What's the Netherworld?"
Kurama: "Oh, come now, just because I'm the most intelligent member of this team doesn't always mean you have to your questions towards me. Why don't you ask Genkai, right Genkai?"
Genkai: "Go f**k yourself."
Kurama: "Sigh."
Hinageshi: "Oo! I can do it, let me tell em!"
Kurama: "Very well then, much appreciated."
Hinageshi: "Ok, so... um. This one time, there was this guy, and he was all like, evil and mean and stuff, and he was all like, gurr, I'm the king of the Nethar Wurld, gerr I hate Sprit World and he was all like gonna take over the SPirut werld, but then king Enmuh was all like-"
Kurama: "Nevermind, I'll do it. Anyway, the Netherworld once co-existed alongside the Human World, Demon World, and Spirit World thousands of years ago."
Yusuke: "Bet that takes you back, doesn't it, grandma? ARHH!"
Genkai: "Continue."
Kurama: "Yakumo, the Netherworld King, eventually became bored, and made war with the Spirit World in an effort to corrupt it. But King Enma managed to banish the evil king, and seal away the power of the Netherworld."
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Yusuke: "You keep saying 'corrupt.' What do you mean?"
Kurama: "Have you ever watched a dub of an anime, and then watched a completely different dub of the same show and thought it didn't sound right? Well, the energies of the Netherworld do that pretty much, except it also affects the person's character."
Kuwabara: "Well, I guess that explains what's wrong with Hinageshi then, doesn't it?"
Hinageshi: "I like muffins!"
Kurama: "Or she could just be ass-retarded."
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(screen shows Yusuke's point-blank Spirit Gun/Fingerbang shot to Goki's head)
Botan: "Holy sh*t. You took his head clean off."
Yusuke: "I'd call it an improvement."
Botan: "He sure has a lot of blood."
(gushing sound)
Yusuke: "Not anymore."
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Koenma: "Let's see how my new Spirit Detective's doin'."
Yusuke: "Aah, I can't feel my legs."
Koenma: "Dammit."
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Botan: "Well, Yusuke, how are you doing?"
Yusuke: "How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."
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Yusuke: "This Spirit Detective job sucks. I mean, seriously, what am I getting out of this anyway?"
Botan: "Your own gratification that you made the world safe from demons."
Yusuke: "Dammit."
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Kuwabara: "You can't do that! It's un-American!"
Mr. Akashi: "Welcome to Japan, everything's f**cked up here."
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Kurama: "Don't worry. I haven't come here to fight. I rather dislike violence."
Yusuke: "Thank f*cking god."
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Botan: "Yusuke! Why would you give him three days?"
Yusuke: "I don't know. I guess I trust him, I guess."
Botan: "No you don't. You're just afraid of being killed, you big baby."
Yusuke: "I like my way of saying it better."
===
Yusuke: "So what exactly are we doing here?"
Kurama: "This is the hospital where my human mother, Shiori, is staying."
Yusuke: "Human mother? I thought you were a demon."
Kurama: "I am. And yet, I'm not."
Yusuke: "Aw, crap. Here comes the back-story."
Kurama: "Sorry, Yusuke, it's anime law. Any character who's in a series for more than five episodes is going to have a back-story. Anyway, before I came to Human World, I was known as Yoko, the spirit fox. Unfortunately, during a Naruto cosplay gone horribly wrong, I was mortally wounded and forced to take refuge in the Human World. I took up the guise of Suiichi Minamino, and waited for my energy to recover so I could return to Demon World. But then something happened. My Mother became deathly ill."
Yusuke: "What does she have?"
Kurama: "Piccoloitis."
Yusuke: "Huh?"
Kurama: "It's a very rare ailment that causes normally evil people to change their ways, and care about something weaker than them."
===
Kuwabara: "Well guys, I'm gonna go home and study from tomorrow's test. I'm gonna take this way back to save time. See ya."
The Kuwabara cronie with actual hair: "Uh, Kuwabara, doesn't that path lead right past those guys we just beat up?"
Kuwabara: "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure they've forgotten by now."
Yusuke: "Wow. Is he really that stupid?"
Botan: "Yep."
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Yusuke: "Well, at least now all he has to do is study until he's not completely retarded."
Kuwabara: (viewing a shelf of books) "What the hell are these things?"
Yusuke: "He's doomed."
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Botan: "It seems they're gonna let Kurama off with just a warning."
Yusuke: "What do you mean, 'a warning'? Why would they do that?"
Botan: "Well he didn't really do any harm, and he did give the mirror back."
Yusuke: "Well, I guess that makes sense. Aside from the fact that he broke into the Spirit World vault, killed who-knows how many guards, and provided two powerful items to two powerful demons who don't intend to give them back."
===
Yusuke: "You Spirit World people really piss me off. I mean, I almost got killed trying to get that ball back from that ogre-"
Botan: "Goki."
Yusuke: "And who knows what that other guy-"
Botan: "Hiei."
Yusuke: "I don't care what their names are!"
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Yusuke: "Don't you get it? Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"
Botan: "You're kidding... right?"
===
Yusuke: "Wait, you're Hiei? You're like four foot nothin'."
Botan: "With his hair."
Hiei: "Hrrr... Haven't you ever heard the expression "size doesn't matter"?
Yusuke: "Well, that's just what girls say to their boyfriends who have really small-"
Botan: "Yusuke!"
Yusuke: "What? It's true."
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Hiei: "Can't you see how outmatched you are?"
Yusuke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
Hiei: "And your faith in your friends is yours."
Yusuke: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm the only fighter here."
Hiei: "I know, but I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."
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Hiei: "Fine, you cocky bastard, maybe it's time I showed you my full power."
(Hiei throws away his cloak as an attempt at dramatic effect)
Yusuke: "Why do you have to take off your shirt?"
Hiei: "Why not?"
Yusuke: "Just saying, you demons really don't like clothes."
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(Kurama takes sword thrust meant for Yusuke in his stomach)
Kurama: "Ow."
Yusuke: "Kurama, what the hell are you doing?"
Hiei: "Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."
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Yusuke: "I guess that's what they call eye-rony."
Hiei: "That was... the worst pun... ever."
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Yusuke: "So how ya doin' Kurama?"
Kurama: "I really need to go to the hospital. I'm losing a lot of blood."
Yusuke: "That's right, hang in there, Champ."
Kurama: "I dislike you with great intensity."
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Kuwabara: "Why'd it get so foggy all of a sudden?"
Kurama: "I believe I know why."
Hinageshi: "Oo! Is it pirates?"
Kurama: "No."
Hinageshi: "Aliens?"
Kurama: "No."
Hinageshi: "Kuronue?"
Kurama: "Nc- wait, what?"
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False Kuronue: "It's time we finished what we started by that shrine."
Kurama: "You know, we could have finished it right then and there, if you hadn't run away."
False Kuronue: "Silence, Kurama. That was a tactical retreat."
Kurama: "How was that tactical? I was on my knees, and you could have plowed that steel into my face and finished it then."
Kuwabara: "Wait, what are they talking about?"
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Kurama: "Kuronue, I never properly thanked you for your sacrifice. And it's at this time that I'd-"
Hiei: "Quit your damn soliloquizing. We're going."
Kurama: "Hiei... f*** off."
Hiei: "Whatever. But you better hurry up. Wins a fight, thinks he's invincible..."
Kurama: "Anyway, Kuronue, I-"
Yusuke: "Kurama! Hurry up!"
Kurama: "Oh, f*** all of you."
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Kurama: "Oh, there you are, Hiei. Are you alright?"
Hiei: "I'll be fine, once I get my dragon back."
(Darkness Dragon comes home to Hiei's left arm)
Hiei: "Nope, didn't help."
(Hiei drops like a stone)
Yusuke: "Hiei!"
Kuwabara: "Is he gonna be ok?"
Kurama: "Say something, Hiei!"
Hinageshi: "Peep."
Hiei: "Say that again, and I'll f***ing murder you!"
Yusuke: "Yep, he's fine. Let's keep moving."
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Kurama: "Are you sure it's wise to hold him like that?"
Kuwabara: "Ah, he's out cold. Waz he gonna care?"
Hiei: "I am not! Put me down or I'll kill you!"
Kuwabara: "Oh, come on, Hiei, you're dead on your feet. Besides, it's not like I'm gonna drop you."
Hiei: "Yeah, like I trust you after what happened earlier!"
Kuwabara: "Oh, how was I supposed to know you were up there? Seriously, who stands on the top of a tree?"
Hiei: "Who punches down a tree?"
(long sigh from Kurama)
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Yusuke: "You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"
Yakumo: "That's nice."
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Genkai: "If they already took down Spirit World, why did they come here?"
Hinageshi: "Five Elemental Sites!"
Genkai: "I beg your pardon?"
Hinageshi: "There are five Elemental Sites in the Human World that seals the Netherworld's power. And they represent Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. It's a lot like summoning Captain Planet. Only instead of Captain Planet, it's the Netherworld, and instead of fighting pollution, it kills people."
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Kurama: "I'm impressed, Hinageshi. That was actually quite clever."
Hinageshi: "Thanks, Kurama-ama-nama!"
Kurama: "And that put an end to that."
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Kurama: "Hiei, have you been drinking again?"
Hiei: "No!"
(semi-long pause)
Hiei: "Alright, a little. Shut up!"
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Yusuke: "Alright, so all we have to do is get to the Elemental Sites before the bad guys and we'll be just fine. So let's get goin'."
Kuwabara: "But it's dark out!"
Yusuke: "Fine. I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."
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Kuwabara: "So you really left Botan with Keiko?"
Yusuke: "Yeah. I figured she'd either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of them."
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Yakumo: "Yes... This place is perfect for ressurrecting the Netherworld. All we have to do is destroy the Elemental Sites and take back what was stolen from us. We can be Gods once again by dawn!"
Majari: "But I'm tired!"
Yakumo: "Oh, fine, let's just postpone our plans to bring back the Netherworld so you can go take a friggin' nap!"
Majari: "Thanks, Boss."
(his three minions leave)
Yakumo: "Wait, I was being sarca-"
(Yakumo sighs)
Yakumo: "This is why we're going to die."
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Yusuke: "Okay, Hinageshi, we've been running around this city for THREE HOURS now! Do you have any idea where we're going?"
Kuwabara: "Seriously, do you even know how to read that ma- is that a coloring book?"
Hinageshi: "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep."
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Hinageshi: "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep. Earth Site go boom."
Yusuke: "What?"
Hinageshi: "Peep."
(a big purple explosion occurs)
Yusuke: "Oh, come on! What the hell is that?"
Hinageshi: "The Earth Site's been destroyed, and now it's leaking out Netherworld energy. If the other four sites are broken, then the Netherworld can be reformed. Can I have a pretzel?"
Yusuke: "No. Not before we save the world."
Hinageshi: "But I want a pretzel."
Kurama: "Later. For now, we have to split up. Yusuke, you head for the Fire Site. Kuwabara, you take care of Heart. As for me, I'll deal with Water."
Kuwabara: "Hey! Why am I stuck with Heart?"
Yusuke: "'Cause you're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."
Kuwabara: "Fair enough."
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Hinageshi: "Can I have a pretzel?"
Yusuke: "No. Not before we save the world."
Hinageshi: "But I want a pretzel."
Kurama: "Later."
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Hinageshi: "Ahh! My body's all weak and floaty!"
(a growing purple light starts at Hinageshi's feet)
Hinageshi: "Ooo... pretty."
(the light starts to envelope her body)
Hinageshi: "Uh-oh! Bad touch. Eeeie!"
Yakumo: "On the plus side, she stopped talking. However, this girl is of no use to me."
Yusuke: "Bravo, genius. I figured that out twenty-four hours ago."
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Yakumo: "So this worthless trash is with you then. Here, you can have her back."
Yusuke: "Nno, that's ok, I really don't-"
(Yakumo throws Hinageshi at Yusuke, straight out of her levitating state... Yusuke catches.)
Hinageshi: "Hi, Yusa-kay!"
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Yakumo: "I'm sorry, did that hurt your pride?"
Yusuke: "If you must know, I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"
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Kurama: "Hello, Hiei. What are you doing here?"
Hiei: "Not going to your stupid party for stupid people, if that's what your asking!"
Kurama: "Hiei, have you been drinking again?"
Hiei: "No!"
(brief pause)
Hiei: "Alright, a little."
(another brief pause)
Hiei: "Shut up!"
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Yusuke: "Just take me to the damn site!"
Hinageshi: "Hey, look, a doggie!"
Yusuke: "Focus."
Hinageshi: "Up there.''
(scene change to their new location, the afore-mentioned "Up there")
Yusuke: "Well, where is it?"
Hinageshi: "It's inside the 'sploding building."
Yusuke: "What exploding buildi-"
*suddenly the multi-level parking garage in front of them crashes apart*
Yusuke: "How do you do that?"
Hinageshi: "Do what?"
Yusuke: "Nevermind."
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Chin Po: "Excuse me, is this the way to the mall? You see, I had this coupon for twenty-five cents off wandering shoes, and I was wondering if-"
Yusuke: "No."
Chin Po: "Very well then. I'm off. I must... wander."
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Kurama: "You know, I must say, this has been conveniently uneventful."
Will-be False Kuronue: "I have taken your past."
Kurama: "Of course, there always has to be a conflict."
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Kurama: "Who is it?"
Kuronue: "I'm insulted, Kurama. You mean you really don't remember your old partner?"
Kurama: "Youmi, I swear I di- oh, it's you. Hi Kuronue."
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Kurama: "That's Byakko, the White Tiger, as powerful as he is vicious."
Yusuke: "Well, since you're still injured, looks like this guys up to us."
Kurama: "Indeed. Now, Byakko relies mainly on power, so I believe Hiei's superior speed would be the best choice for this fight."
Hiei: "Well, Kurama, your plan sounds good, except for one fatal flaw."
Kurama: "What? What are you talking about? My plan is fool-proof."
Kuwabara: "Heh heh. Here, kitty kitty!"
Kurama: "I stand corrected."
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Kuwabara: "Actually, that reminds me; when exactly did the fifth site break? Hiei, did you break wi-"
Hiei: "If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."
Hinageshi: "Farts are funny, heh heh. Peep."
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Hinageshi: "Peep."
Hiei: "And why the hell are we stuck with her?"
Kuwabara: "Well, Urameshi got stuck with her yesterday, so he just threw her at me and ran out to Genkai's place."
Hiei: "Lucky bastard."
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Kuwabara: "Speaking of that energy, what the hell is going on? Why isn't the whole city freaking out?"
Kurama: "Isn't it obvious?"
Neighborhood Watch Commitee van's loudspeaker: "Attention everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Commitee, reminding everyone to ignore the ominious purple obelisk in the middle of the city. Thank you, and have a pleasant day. Yes, we're that damn good."
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Yusuke: "Just tell me one thing; do your fighting skills match your rapping skills?"
Rando: "Hell yeah!"
Yusuke: "Oh, thank God."
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Hiei: "Nin'ty-nine bottles of beer on the wall-" *drunken hiccup* "ninety-nine bottles o' beer-"
Kurama: "Hiei, what the hell are you doing?"
Hiei: "What does it look like I'm doing?"
Kurama: "Hiei, shouldn't drink so much."
Hiei: "I'll get as want as I drunk a' be. You wouldn't understand, you didn't lose your show."
Kurama: "Well, rather than being such a whiny little bitch about it, why don't you just come up with a plan to get it back?"
Hiei: "You're right. And I have a plan so good I could puke!"
*puking noise is heard*
Kurama: "Indeed."
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Kurama: "Amnesia fading!"
*sudden flashback to the real Kuronue's death*
Kuronue: "Hey Kurama, check it out, I'm a blood fountain. Oh, and ruuuuun!"
*flashforward to current scene*
Kurama: "Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."
False Kuronue: "Die, Kurama!"
*Kurama runs the poser through with a bamboo blade*
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Genkai: "Final match, Shaoran versus Yu-"
*Yusuke punches Shaoran*
Genkai: "-suke. Whatever, begin. I don't even care anymore."
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Genkai: "I think I've seen this technique before."
Botan: "You mean, like, Shaoran might have stolen that technique from some psychic?"
Genkai: "No, that's not it. I'm just saying he's throwing fireballs. It's a very cliché anime technique."
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Yusuke: "Man, why is it everybody always stares at me when I walk through a door? Oh, well. At least I got these glasses on, so nobody will know who I am."
Random nearby punk: "Hey, isn't that that dead kid, what's-his-name?"
Random nearby punk next to the first punk: "You mean Yusuke Urameshi?"
Yusuke: "Yep, I'm a master of disguise."
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Botan: "It is as I thought."
Yusuke: "Huh? The weird Klan lady?"
Botan: "I'm supposed to be a fortune teller, you ass!"
Yusuke: "Right. Whatever you say, Adolph."
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Goki: "I'm crushing your head."
Kurama: "Aww, isn't that cute? Goki made a friend."
Hiei: "Yes. I, too, remember when I killed my first friend. Come along, Goki. Put that thing down. Good boy. Now let's go, before they find out we're here."
Kurama: "Yes, I'm sure that alarm's for some other intruder."
Hiei: "Shut up, Kurama."
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Yusuke: "Argh. Dammit, school's so boring! Makes me almost wish that stupid hippie was here!"
Koenma: "Like, dude! I need your help!"
Yusuke: "I said 'almost'."
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Kurama: "I enjoy abusing my power as much the next guy, but that seemed pointless."
Hiei: "Your point?"
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Yusuke: "Think we should help?"
Hiei: "No!"
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Kuwabara: "Well, what do you guys think? It's a little move I like to call my spirit-sword-monster-beast-doughnut."
Yusuke: "How often could you possibly have a use for that technique?"
Kuwabara: "More than you, you son-of-a-bitch."
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Yusuke: "That's the last time I play soccer in the street... What the hell?!"
Narrator: "And so, we meet Yusuke Urameshi, the hero of this story. But oddly enough, he's dead."
Yusuke: "Where the hell is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, that's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher."
Narrator: "Shut up! I'm trying to talk here!"
Yusuke: "No, you shut up! I'm on the worst acid trip of my life, and your stupid talking isn't helping!"
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Paramedic #1: "Alright, people, get out of the way! Train dextrist comin' through."
(the paramedic checks out Yusuke's body)
Paramedic #1: "Let's see here... he's dead. Next?"
Paramedic #2: "Don't worry, sir, this one's fine."
The little boy who's ball Yusuke was stealing (or, if you go by the original show's version, the boy Yusuke saved from being run over by a car): "I bent my woggie!"
Paramedic #1: "Huh? Oh well, my job's done then."
Yusuke: "Huh..."
Paramedic #1: "Well, tag 'im and bag him. It's almost Happy Hour!"
Paramedic #2: "Alright... Booze!"
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Yusuke: "Hey, Hiei. You ok down there?"
Hiei: "I'm fine. Leave me alone."
Kurama: "Are you sure? We could easily rock off you."
Hiei: "I said I'm fine! Go away!"
(strained grunting noise are heard from Hiei beneath the giant boulder the fell on him)
Hiei: "Ok, get it off me."
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Kurama: "Anyone else here laughter just now?"
Hiei: "No!"
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Botan: "Where you at, dawg?"
Yusuke: "What are you talking about? I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"
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(Botan and Yusuke are talking through compact communicators)
Botan: "How far have you gotten?"
Yusuke: "Aughh, don't even ask. We've barely made it past the front door."
Botan: "Oh, you mean the Gate of Betrayal? Yeahah, that one is pretty bad."
Yusuke: "Wait, you have information on this place?"
Botan: "Yeeap."
Yusuke: "Well, why don't you help us out a bit then? Where the hell are we going?"
Botan: "Sorry, no time. Gotta go, Yusuke!"
Yusuke: "You know what Botan, you can suck my c-"
(Botan hangs up.)
Botan: "'Scuse me."
(The screen swings back to the demon city castle...)
Kurama: "I take it that didn't yield many positive results."
Yusuke: "Ya know, you think you'd get used to it after a while, but... you really don't."
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Kuwabara: "So, uh... what are we supposed to do now?"
Genbu: "Why don't y'all step through that door, and we'll have some fun."
(Kuwabara and Yusuke open the afore-mentioned door)
Yusuke: "Anyone else getting kind of a deliverance sort of vibe?"
Genbu: "Shut up and get your ass over here."
Kuwabara: "I am now."
Hiei: "Just shut up and move."
Genbu: "Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. We don't take too kindly to your kind around here, humans."
Yusuke: "Then why the hell did you invite us in further, rather than lead us into another trap?"
(pause)
Genbu: "Shut up."
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Kuwabara: "Does anyone want to explain to me why there's a giant talking rock?"
Hiei: "His name is Genbu, and he's possibly the only thing in this castle that's dumber than you."
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Genbu: "Well, looks like we got ourselves a taker. Ok, I guess it's time we... Gitrdone."
(the sound of pre-recorded laughter is heard)
Hiei: "What is with that laughter? Who in their right mind would think that's funny?"
(Yusuke and Kuwabara start laughing hysterically.)
Yusuke: "He said "gitrdone!""
Kuwabara: "I think I just pissed my pants."
Kurama: "You know, I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."
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Hiei: "Oh, boy. A Micheal Jackson joke. How original."
Yusuke: "Guess that's why he's paid the big bucks."
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Kuwabara: "Um, are you guys sure that the fluffy red-haired guy can handle this?"
Hiei: "You fool. Do you have any idea why I brought Kurama with me? Kurama's a ruthless fighter, and he's even more cut-throat than I. I doubt that thing will even touch him."
(Genbu gets a hit off on Kurama with a specialty surprise attack)
Kurama: "Ow!"
Hiei: "Oh, son of a whore!"
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Hiei: "Don't worry. Kurama has a plan. I can see it from the look on his face."
(Kurama holds up a splendid red rose)
Hiei: "Oh, god... dammit."
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Yusuke: "Um, Kurama isn't moving. Are you sure he's as good a fighter as you said?"
Hiei: "Honestly... I'm not quite sure anymore."
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Hiei: "If Kurama's laughing at that thing, then he's in more trouble than we thought."
Kurama: "No. Actually, far from it."
Genbu: "That's a lotta talk, comin' from a city-slickin'- wait a minute, this ain't right! I'm all discombobulmalated!"
Kurama: "To put it lightly, yes, yes, you are."
Genbu: "What'tch you do to me?"
Kurama: "I simply removed this. It must be the equivalent of the hypothalamus section of your brain. It manipulates all of the necessary faculties and duties-"
Kuwabara (Kurama is still talking as Kuwabara says this): "Heh heh. Doodie."
Kurama: "-of your body. In this case, the process of putting you back together."
Genbu: "Gitrdone."
(the sound of pre-recorded laughter is heard)
Hiei: "No! No more laugh track."
Genbu: "Well... this sucks more than a-"
Kurama: "If you make one more stupid comparative joke, I'm going to kill you."
(screen pauses there on Kurama. Next it goes to Genbu, pausing there. The screen returns to Kurama, then pauses on him again.)
Genbu: "Twenty dollar whore with no gag reflex."
(Kurama lashes his Rose Whip and splits the hypothalamus-like rock in two)
Genbu: "I regret everything!"
Kurama: "Gitrdone, motherf*cker."
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Yusuke: "See? We went the whole episode without making a dickhead joke."
Kurama: "Yes, providing as much highbrow entertainment as possible is our duty."
Kuwabara: "Heih... He said "doodie" again."
Hiei: "May I please kill him now?"
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Kuwabara: "So, this is the place, huh? Heh heh... Echo! He he."
Hiei: "If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."
Kurama: "I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."
Yusuke: "Can we just keep moving? I wanna get this over with."
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Koenma: "Dude! What the hell just happened?!"
Blue Ogre (George): "What are you talking about, Sir?"
Koenma: "The room just changed friggin' colors, man!"
Blue Ogre (George): "Um... Sir? What are you on?"
Koenma: "I don't even know anymore, dude."
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Yusuke: "Hey, Kurama, how's that wound treating you?"
Kurama: "Well, I-"
Hiei: "It's been almost a f**king year, I think he's fine."
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Neighborhood Watch Committee: "Number 4: Lanipator's Burden by Ichi-Tori."
Hiei: "Hmph. Burden... Try dealing with these humans."
Kuwabara: "Shut up, you little runt, and get off my back!"
Yusuke: "Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."
Kuwabara: "Shut up, Urameshi!"
Kurama: "Actually, I believe we do have a problem."
Lanipator: "Damn you, Ichi-Tori!"
(falling sound)
Botan: "Ha ha. Lanipwned."
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Yusuke: "And here I thought Spirit World couldn't get any worse..."
Koenma: "Aw, c'mon Yusuke, dude. You just gotta go with it, man. Flow with the groove, dude! Find some inner peace and love..."
Yusuke: "No. You know what, I'm gonna have to go with the Eric Cartman method. Eat death metal, hippie!"
(starts playing heavy metal rock music in the background)
Yusuke: "Why isn't this working?!"
Koenma: "Pretty simple, dude. I've built up an immunity."
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__________FanArt Special Quotes by fans- NOT quotes by Lanipator:__________
"Attention everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Committee, here to remind you that if you want a successful anime series, you must air a sh*tload of filler episodes with bad plots and cheap character development. That is all!"-nickelshotnight from YouTube - this quote came from a picture where 'Committee' was originally misspelled as 'Commitee' and had 'bad plot' instead of the proper 'bad plots'
"A bad carnival prize, eh? Who's the baby hippie now, bitch?!"-jazmine from YouTube - the "eh?" was changed to "huh?" when Lanipator spoke it as Koenma in the Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
==Lunaria from YouTube==
Yusuke: "So Kurama, you seem to be the smart one in this group. You tell me why Spirit World makes no %*@~ing sense!"
Kurama: "Yusuke, I'm a 1000 year old Kitsune and even I don't understand Spirit World. Go ask google.com."
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Voice Quirks:
+Koenma's voice sounds identical to Shaggy's from Scooby Doo
+Reiko's voice sounds identical to the actual voice of Hiei in the original dub show (please remember that this guy is only in the second YYH movie, where no one I can think of has the same voice as they originally did)
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"How can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"My useless character senses are tingling."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Go f**k a toaster, Urameshi!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Mummy-Cyclops mad! Mummy-Cyclops no like Chris Crocker!"- Mummy-Cyclops, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, come now, just because I'm the most intelligent member of this team doesn't always mean you have to your questions towards me."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I like muffins!"-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Have you ever watched a dub of an anime, and then watched a completely different dub of the same show and thought it didn't sound right? Well, the energies of the Netherworld do that pretty much, except it also affects the person's character."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"What tastes like failure?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Hey, gimme back my body! I need that to beat people up, like other positive role models!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Alright; fists? Check. Spirit Gun? Check. Okay, now let's raid this... hospital? Alright, whatever."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Look out, Yusuke, those guys are pushing her around and treating her like dirt. Looks like you have some competition after all."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"My name's Kazuma Kuwabara, and I'm the star of this episode!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Why do I have the sudden urge to re-kill Urameshi?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well, I suppose I should give you some inane moral test in order to make me look like an ass, and have you prove yourselves to any following spirits of former rivals you may have. Let's see... I got it! You're not allowed to fight for an entire week. And you must make more that 50 points on our next test... which is still technically failing, but we have very low standards here."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"And they said those child-stalking classes were a waste of money."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Man, I really need to find something better to do with my free time. Maybe I'll take up knitting."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Hey, Kuwabara, I copied the Answer Key for ya."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"How does it feel to be beaten up by a possessed girl?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I swear to ass, I'm gonna kick your God."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Logic and anime don't mix. You know that, Yusuke."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Good news, Suiichi. Thanks to whatever the hell I just did, your mother has recovered one hundred percent. You'll get your bill in the mail."-random doctor, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"For the last time, I'm not gay. I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs... Wait! I mean...!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Man, I suck at this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Yes. Now that I have the Artifacts of Darkness, I can use their power to get my show back!" (pause) "And murder people."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well, at least I'll die without regrets. Oh, wait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Ah! My eye! My doctor told me not to get blood in it!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"You're welcome. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bleed somewhere."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"And now, for a brief moment of hubris before killing you." (Yusuke's spirit gun blast hits Hiei from behind) "How did I not see that coming?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I'm going to kill you. But first, I'm going to take off my shirt!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Now you are completely under my control, Hiei! How many people wish they could say that, hm? But I digress. Kill your friends!"-Reiko, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I'll be fine, once I get my dragon back."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Right. I'm confused as hell right now, so I'm just gonna go fight."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Great. I'm alone until dawn. What the hell can an all-powerful Netherworld God do to pass the time in this damn city?"-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Let me guess, all these sites are conveniently located in one city in Japan."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Kuwabara POW- oh, wow, that's an arm."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"So like I was telling Ted the other day, for a job where all ya really gotta do is break a few shrines, the perks are pretty sweet."-Random Pointless Demon, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Ahh! My body's all weak and floaty!"(a growing purple light starts at Hinageshi's feet) "Ooo... pretty." (the light starts to envelope her body) "Uh-oh! Bad touch."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, fine, let's just postpone our plans to bring back the Netherworld so you can go take a friggin' nap!"-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"This is why we're going to die."-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"As soon as I dislodge this parking break from my spine, I'm gonna kick your ass."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You know, I must say, this has been conveniently uneventful."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Good idea. Who doesn't enjoy a good Star Wars larp."-Majari, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Alright! This must the Heart site. Time to save the world, just long as I don't get distrac- oo, bubbles."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Heh heh heh heh... That's right, I just kicked the crap out of a 12-year-old!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If you think I'm as stupid as Kuwabara, you're wrong! I'm a whole new kind of stupid! Waait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Amnesia fading!"-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Hey Kurama, check it out, I'm a blood fountain. Oh, and ruuuuun!"-Kuronue, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Nobody remembers Chin Po!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Just tell me one thing; do your fighting skills match your rapping skills?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Farts are funny, heh heh. Peep."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I'm off. I must... wander."-Chin Po, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"The Earth Site's been destroyed, and now it's leaking out Netherworld energy. If the other four sites are broken, then the Netherworld can be reformed. Can I have a pretzel?"-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Seriously, do you even know how to read that ma- is that a coloring book?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"On the plus side, she stopped talking."-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I figured she'd either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of them."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"There are five Elemental Sites in the Human World that seals the Netherworld's power. And they represent Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. It's a lot like summoning Captain Planet. Only instead of Captain Planet, it's the Netherworld, and instead of fighting pollution, it kills people."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Quit your damn soliloquizing. We're going."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I dislike you with great intensity."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"That was... the worst pun... ever."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Just saying, you demons really don't like clothes."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, f*** all of you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"And so, another crisis is averted. But how does Yusuke get his body back? Find out... sometime, on Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged."-Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Narrator
"Your overconfidence is your weakness."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Now all he has to do is study until he's not completely retarded."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"It's anime law. Any character who's in a series for more than five episodes is going to have a back-story."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"You're just afraid of being killed, you big baby."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I like my way of saying it better."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Welcome to Japan, everything's f**cked up here."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"He sure has a lot of blood."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Holy sh*t. You took his head clean off."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Or she could just be ass-retarded."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Yakumo, the Netherworld King, eventually became bored, and made war with the Spirit World."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Kuwabara, why are you just standing there? Do something!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"When you get to Spirit World, tell Koenma I said 'f**k you!'"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Why is it everybody always stares at me when I walk through a door?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Wow! That guy has horns! I could make a real bad pun right here, but I'll choose not to."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Wow, I'm gone for three days, and Kuwabara's already getting picked on by some freak with horns. Shocker."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"They call me Yusuke. And this is called kicking your ass! That was a kick-ass one-liner. I'm gonna have to write that one down."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Welp, time for plan Get-the-f**k-out-of-here."-Thug possessed by Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Heh heh heh... Nothing can stop me now! Aah! A pot hole! My one weakness!"-Thug possessed by Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well that was fun. Now where's his wallet?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"By George! It stunk in there."-Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Here's a tip: Try not to fly in circles."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Damn it, I hate Spirit World."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well, if they can kill your father's A team, then what the hell can I do about it? I mean, what do you expect me to do, yell at them til they give it back? I mean, I know I'm good at yelling, but-"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Well I was just thinking, that now that we all got what we want, we should go our seperate ways. Toodles."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Damn, what did I do to make him leave? Was it my breath? Did I not kill enough people?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"My poems are gold, you ass! Have you never seen my show on DTV, Demon Television?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"That's the last time I play soccer in the street..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, come on! 'Surprised To Be Dead'? Of course I'm surprised to be dead! No wonder Cartoon Network dropped this show with titles like that."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Does anyone want to explain to me why there's a giant talking rock?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Anyone else getting kind of a deliverance sort of vibe?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Where the hell is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, that's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Check it out, I'm a blood fountain."-Kuronue, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Of course, there always has to be a conflict."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"You know, I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh, boy. A Micheal Jackson joke. How original."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Great. Now I have retard in surround sound."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Now that's what I call flower power." (pause) "Shut up, Urameshi."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"No! No more laugh track."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If you make one more stupid comparative joke, I'm going to kill you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Gitrdone, motherf*cker."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"May I please kill him now?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"It's been almost a f**king year, I think he's fine."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Oh god, no... No, my blood. That's supposed to be inside me."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
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"That's right, dude. Bow before Koenma."-Koenma, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Hold on a second! This is the second time I've had to deal with a giant toddler today. Seriously, are we shooting the sequel to 'Honey, I Blew Up The Baby'?"-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"My name's Randoooo! Ha hah! Rando 'bout to bust a cap! I'm blinging and banging, baby!"-Rando, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Special thanks to my main dawg Huyana, for drawing some kick-ass me!"-Rando, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"I'm gonna have to go with the Eric Cartman method. Eat death metal, hippie!"-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
"Nick, you've run out of conditioner."-Kurama, Lanipator's Special Announcement
"Honestly, do you have anything to kill around here?"-Hiei, Lanipator's Special Announcement
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George: "Master Koenma, we have a big problem!"
Koenma: "I'll say we do, dude! The power went out, and now the only TV that's working is this one! And I can't change the friggin' channel, man! I can't get anything; no topless car washing, topless volleyball, PBS... Nothing!
George: "Um, Sir... That's a window."
Koenma: "Dude, I don't care who made it, just fix it."
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Yusuke: "Just great, now it's it's starting to rain."
(an unconcious girl with tattered clothes falls toward the roof)
Yusuke: "Huh? Alright! Now this is my kind of rai- Oh. It's just Botan. Wake up!"
Botan: "Yusuke, Spirit World is in danger. You have to find Hinageshi, and hurry, or I'll... die"
Yusuke: "That raises so many questions I don't even know where to start. One, who's Hinageshi? Two, what happened? Three, how can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?! And, of course, let's not forget four, why should I give a damn?!"
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Kuwabara: "So you really left Botan with Keiko?"
Yusuke: "Yeah. I figured she would either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of 'em."
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Kuwabara: "Where the hell are we going, Urameshi?"
Yusuke: "I un'no, but something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."
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Kuwabara: "My useless character senses are tingling."
Yusuke: "If they're on you, shouldn't they be going off 24/7?"
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Kuwabara: "Name's Kazuma Kuwabara, the bad-ass with the sword."
Hinageshi: "Nice to meet you, Kuwahara."
Kuwabara: "Um, it's Kuwabara."
Hinageshi: "That's what I said, Kuwahara."
Kuwabara: "KUWABARA!"
Hinageshi: "Kuwahara!"
Kuwabara: "BARA!"
Hinageshi: "Hara!"
Kuwabara: "Dammit, my name is pronounced KUWAHARA-"
*Hinageshi blinks at him*
Kuwahara: "I don't like you."
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Kuwabara: "You're kidding me! You mean Botan actually made it all the way here with Keiko?!"
Genkai: "Yeah, I found the stupid bitch trying to bury her in my forest."
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Kuwabara: "What's the Netherworld?"
Kurama: "Oh, come now, just because I'm the most intelligent member of this team doesn't always mean you have to your questions towards me. Why don't you ask Genkai, right Genkai?"
Genkai: "Go f**k yourself."
Kurama: "Sigh."
Hinageshi: "Oo! I can do it, let me tell em!"
Kurama: "Very well then, much appreciated."
Hinageshi: "Ok, so... um. This one time, there was this guy, and he was all like, evil and mean and stuff, and he was all like, gurr, I'm the king of the Nethar Wurld, gerr I hate Sprit World and he was all like gonna take over the SPirut werld, but then king Enmuh was all like-"
Kurama: "Nevermind, I'll do it. Anyway, the Netherworld once co-existed alongside the Human World, Demon World, and Spirit World thousands of years ago."
Yusuke: "Bet that takes you back, doesn't it, grandma? ARHH!"
Genkai: "Continue."
Kurama: "Yakumo, the Netherworld King, eventually became bored, and made war with the Spirit World in an effort to corrupt it. But King Enma managed to banish the evil king, and seal away the power of the Netherworld."
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Yusuke: "You keep saying 'corrupt.' What do you mean?"
Kurama: "Have you ever watched a dub of an anime, and then watched a completely different dub of the same show and thought it didn't sound right? Well, the energies of the Netherworld do that pretty much, except it also affects the person's character."
Kuwabara: "Well, I guess that explains what's wrong with Hinageshi then, doesn't it?"
Hinageshi: "I like muffins!"
Kurama: "Or she could just be ass-retarded."
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(screen shows Yusuke's point-blank Spirit Gun/Fingerbang shot to Goki's head)
Botan: "Holy sh*t. You took his head clean off."
Yusuke: "I'd call it an improvement."
Botan: "He sure has a lot of blood."
(gushing sound)
Yusuke: "Not anymore."
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Koenma: "Let's see how my new Spirit Detective's doin'."
Yusuke: "Aah, I can't feel my legs."
Koenma: "Dammit."
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Botan: "Well, Yusuke, how are you doing?"
Yusuke: "How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."
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Yusuke: "This Spirit Detective job sucks. I mean, seriously, what am I getting out of this anyway?"
Botan: "Your own gratification that you made the world safe from demons."
Yusuke: "Dammit."
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Kuwabara: "You can't do that! It's un-American!"
Mr. Akashi: "Welcome to Japan, everything's f**cked up here."
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Kurama: "Don't worry. I haven't come here to fight. I rather dislike violence."
Yusuke: "Thank f*cking god."
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Botan: "Yusuke! Why would you give him three days?"
Yusuke: "I don't know. I guess I trust him, I guess."
Botan: "No you don't. You're just afraid of being killed, you big baby."
Yusuke: "I like my way of saying it better."
===
Yusuke: "So what exactly are we doing here?"
Kurama: "This is the hospital where my human mother, Shiori, is staying."
Yusuke: "Human mother? I thought you were a demon."
Kurama: "I am. And yet, I'm not."
Yusuke: "Aw, crap. Here comes the back-story."
Kurama: "Sorry, Yusuke, it's anime law. Any character who's in a series for more than five episodes is going to have a back-story. Anyway, before I came to Human World, I was known as Yoko, the spirit fox. Unfortunately, during a Naruto cosplay gone horribly wrong, I was mortally wounded and forced to take refuge in the Human World. I took up the guise of Suiichi Minamino, and waited for my energy to recover so I could return to Demon World. But then something happened. My Mother became deathly ill."
Yusuke: "What does she have?"
Kurama: "Piccoloitis."
Yusuke: "Huh?"
Kurama: "It's a very rare ailment that causes normally evil people to change their ways, and care about something weaker than them."
===
Kuwabara: "Well guys, I'm gonna go home and study from tomorrow's test. I'm gonna take this way back to save time. See ya."
The Kuwabara cronie with actual hair: "Uh, Kuwabara, doesn't that path lead right past those guys we just beat up?"
Kuwabara: "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure they've forgotten by now."
Yusuke: "Wow. Is he really that stupid?"
Botan: "Yep."
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Yusuke: "Well, at least now all he has to do is study until he's not completely retarded."
Kuwabara: (viewing a shelf of books) "What the hell are these things?"
Yusuke: "He's doomed."
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Botan: "It seems they're gonna let Kurama off with just a warning."
Yusuke: "What do you mean, 'a warning'? Why would they do that?"
Botan: "Well he didn't really do any harm, and he did give the mirror back."
Yusuke: "Well, I guess that makes sense. Aside from the fact that he broke into the Spirit World vault, killed who-knows how many guards, and provided two powerful items to two powerful demons who don't intend to give them back."
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Yusuke: "You Spirit World people really piss me off. I mean, I almost got killed trying to get that ball back from that ogre-"
Botan: "Goki."
Yusuke: "And who knows what that other guy-"
Botan: "Hiei."
Yusuke: "I don't care what their names are!"
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Yusuke: "Don't you get it? Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"
Botan: "You're kidding... right?"
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Yusuke: "Wait, you're Hiei? You're like four foot nothin'."
Botan: "With his hair."
Hiei: "Hrrr... Haven't you ever heard the expression "size doesn't matter"?
Yusuke: "Well, that's just what girls say to their boyfriends who have really small-"
Botan: "Yusuke!"
Yusuke: "What? It's true."
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Hiei: "Can't you see how outmatched you are?"
Yusuke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
Hiei: "And your faith in your friends is yours."
Yusuke: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm the only fighter here."
Hiei: "I know, but I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."
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Hiei: "Fine, you cocky bastard, maybe it's time I showed you my full power."
(Hiei throws away his cloak as an attempt at dramatic effect)
Yusuke: "Why do you have to take off your shirt?"
Hiei: "Why not?"
Yusuke: "Just saying, you demons really don't like clothes."
===
(Kurama takes sword thrust meant for Yusuke in his stomach)
Kurama: "Ow."
Yusuke: "Kurama, what the hell are you doing?"
Hiei: "Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."
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Yusuke: "I guess that's what they call eye-rony."
Hiei: "That was... the worst pun... ever."
===
Yusuke: "So how ya doin' Kurama?"
Kurama: "I really need to go to the hospital. I'm losing a lot of blood."
Yusuke: "That's right, hang in there, Champ."
Kurama: "I dislike you with great intensity."
===
Kuwabara: "Why'd it get so foggy all of a sudden?"
Kurama: "I believe I know why."
Hinageshi: "Oo! Is it pirates?"
Kurama: "No."
Hinageshi: "Aliens?"
Kurama: "No."
Hinageshi: "Kuronue?"
Kurama: "Nc- wait, what?"
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False Kuronue: "It's time we finished what we started by that shrine."
Kurama: "You know, we could have finished it right then and there, if you hadn't run away."
False Kuronue: "Silence, Kurama. That was a tactical retreat."
Kurama: "How was that tactical? I was on my knees, and you could have plowed that steel into my face and finished it then."
Kuwabara: "Wait, what are they talking about?"
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Kurama: "Kuronue, I never properly thanked you for your sacrifice. And it's at this time that I'd-"
Hiei: "Quit your damn soliloquizing. We're going."
Kurama: "Hiei... f*** off."
Hiei: "Whatever. But you better hurry up. Wins a fight, thinks he's invincible..."
Kurama: "Anyway, Kuronue, I-"
Yusuke: "Kurama! Hurry up!"
Kurama: "Oh, f*** all of you."
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Kurama: "Oh, there you are, Hiei. Are you alright?"
Hiei: "I'll be fine, once I get my dragon back."
(Darkness Dragon comes home to Hiei's left arm)
Hiei: "Nope, didn't help."
(Hiei drops like a stone)
Yusuke: "Hiei!"
Kuwabara: "Is he gonna be ok?"
Kurama: "Say something, Hiei!"
Hinageshi: "Peep."
Hiei: "Say that again, and I'll f***ing murder you!"
Yusuke: "Yep, he's fine. Let's keep moving."
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Kurama: "Are you sure it's wise to hold him like that?"
Kuwabara: "Ah, he's out cold. Waz he gonna care?"
Hiei: "I am not! Put me down or I'll kill you!"
Kuwabara: "Oh, come on, Hiei, you're dead on your feet. Besides, it's not like I'm gonna drop you."
Hiei: "Yeah, like I trust you after what happened earlier!"
Kuwabara: "Oh, how was I supposed to know you were up there? Seriously, who stands on the top of a tree?"
Hiei: "Who punches down a tree?"
(long sigh from Kurama)
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Yusuke: "You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"
Yakumo: "That's nice."
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Genkai: "If they already took down Spirit World, why did they come here?"
Hinageshi: "Five Elemental Sites!"
Genkai: "I beg your pardon?"
Hinageshi: "There are five Elemental Sites in the Human World that seals the Netherworld's power. And they represent Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. It's a lot like summoning Captain Planet. Only instead of Captain Planet, it's the Netherworld, and instead of fighting pollution, it kills people."
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Kurama: "I'm impressed, Hinageshi. That was actually quite clever."
Hinageshi: "Thanks, Kurama-ama-nama!"
Kurama: "And that put an end to that."
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Kurama: "Hiei, have you been drinking again?"
Hiei: "No!"
(semi-long pause)
Hiei: "Alright, a little. Shut up!"
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Yusuke: "Alright, so all we have to do is get to the Elemental Sites before the bad guys and we'll be just fine. So let's get goin'."
Kuwabara: "But it's dark out!"
Yusuke: "Fine. I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."
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Kuwabara: "So you really left Botan with Keiko?"
Yusuke: "Yeah. I figured she'd either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of them."
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Yakumo: "Yes... This place is perfect for ressurrecting the Netherworld. All we have to do is destroy the Elemental Sites and take back what was stolen from us. We can be Gods once again by dawn!"
Majari: "But I'm tired!"
Yakumo: "Oh, fine, let's just postpone our plans to bring back the Netherworld so you can go take a friggin' nap!"
Majari: "Thanks, Boss."
(his three minions leave)
Yakumo: "Wait, I was being sarca-"
(Yakumo sighs)
Yakumo: "This is why we're going to die."
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Yusuke: "Okay, Hinageshi, we've been running around this city for THREE HOURS now! Do you have any idea where we're going?"
Kuwabara: "Seriously, do you even know how to read that ma- is that a coloring book?"
Hinageshi: "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep."
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Hinageshi: "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep. Earth Site go boom."
Yusuke: "What?"
Hinageshi: "Peep."
(a big purple explosion occurs)
Yusuke: "Oh, come on! What the hell is that?"
Hinageshi: "The Earth Site's been destroyed, and now it's leaking out Netherworld energy. If the other four sites are broken, then the Netherworld can be reformed. Can I have a pretzel?"
Yusuke: "No. Not before we save the world."
Hinageshi: "But I want a pretzel."
Kurama: "Later. For now, we have to split up. Yusuke, you head for the Fire Site. Kuwabara, you take care of Heart. As for me, I'll deal with Water."
Kuwabara: "Hey! Why am I stuck with Heart?"
Yusuke: "'Cause you're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."
Kuwabara: "Fair enough."
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Hinageshi: "Can I have a pretzel?"
Yusuke: "No. Not before we save the world."
Hinageshi: "But I want a pretzel."
Kurama: "Later."
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Hinageshi: "Ahh! My body's all weak and floaty!"
(a growing purple light starts at Hinageshi's feet)
Hinageshi: "Ooo... pretty."
(the light starts to envelope her body)
Hinageshi: "Uh-oh! Bad touch. Eeeie!"
Yakumo: "On the plus side, she stopped talking. However, this girl is of no use to me."
Yusuke: "Bravo, genius. I figured that out twenty-four hours ago."
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Yakumo: "So this worthless trash is with you then. Here, you can have her back."
Yusuke: "Nno, that's ok, I really don't-"
(Yakumo throws Hinageshi at Yusuke, straight out of her levitating state... Yusuke catches.)
Hinageshi: "Hi, Yusa-kay!"
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Yakumo: "I'm sorry, did that hurt your pride?"
Yusuke: "If you must know, I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"
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Kurama: "Hello, Hiei. What are you doing here?"
Hiei: "Not going to your stupid party for stupid people, if that's what your asking!"
Kurama: "Hiei, have you been drinking again?"
Hiei: "No!"
(brief pause)
Hiei: "Alright, a little."
(another brief pause)
Hiei: "Shut up!"
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Yusuke: "Just take me to the damn site!"
Hinageshi: "Hey, look, a doggie!"
Yusuke: "Focus."
Hinageshi: "Up there.''
(scene change to their new location, the afore-mentioned "Up there")
Yusuke: "Well, where is it?"
Hinageshi: "It's inside the 'sploding building."
Yusuke: "What exploding buildi-"
*suddenly the multi-level parking garage in front of them crashes apart*
Yusuke: "How do you do that?"
Hinageshi: "Do what?"
Yusuke: "Nevermind."
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Chin Po: "Excuse me, is this the way to the mall? You see, I had this coupon for twenty-five cents off wandering shoes, and I was wondering if-"
Yusuke: "No."
Chin Po: "Very well then. I'm off. I must... wander."
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Kurama: "You know, I must say, this has been conveniently uneventful."
Will-be False Kuronue: "I have taken your past."
Kurama: "Of course, there always has to be a conflict."
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Kurama: "Who is it?"
Kuronue: "I'm insulted, Kurama. You mean you really don't remember your old partner?"
Kurama: "Youmi, I swear I di- oh, it's you. Hi Kuronue."
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Kurama: "That's Byakko, the White Tiger, as powerful as he is vicious."
Yusuke: "Well, since you're still injured, looks like this guys up to us."
Kurama: "Indeed. Now, Byakko relies mainly on power, so I believe Hiei's superior speed would be the best choice for this fight."
Hiei: "Well, Kurama, your plan sounds good, except for one fatal flaw."
Kurama: "What? What are you talking about? My plan is fool-proof."
Kuwabara: "Heh heh. Here, kitty kitty!"
Kurama: "I stand corrected."
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Kuwabara: "Actually, that reminds me; when exactly did the fifth site break? Hiei, did you break wi-"
Hiei: "If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."
Hinageshi: "Farts are funny, heh heh. Peep."
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Hinageshi: "Peep."
Hiei: "And why the hell are we stuck with her?"
Kuwabara: "Well, Urameshi got stuck with her yesterday, so he just threw her at me and ran out to Genkai's place."
Hiei: "Lucky bastard."
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Kuwabara: "Speaking of that energy, what the hell is going on? Why isn't the whole city freaking out?"
Kurama: "Isn't it obvious?"
Neighborhood Watch Commitee van's loudspeaker: "Attention everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Commitee, reminding everyone to ignore the ominious purple obelisk in the middle of the city. Thank you, and have a pleasant day. Yes, we're that damn good."
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Yusuke: "Just tell me one thing; do your fighting skills match your rapping skills?"
Rando: "Hell yeah!"
Yusuke: "Oh, thank God."
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Hiei: "Nin'ty-nine bottles of beer on the wall-" *drunken hiccup* "ninety-nine bottles o' beer-"
Kurama: "Hiei, what the hell are you doing?"
Hiei: "What does it look like I'm doing?"
Kurama: "Hiei, shouldn't drink so much."
Hiei: "I'll get as want as I drunk a' be. You wouldn't understand, you didn't lose your show."
Kurama: "Well, rather than being such a whiny little bitch about it, why don't you just come up with a plan to get it back?"
Hiei: "You're right. And I have a plan so good I could puke!"
*puking noise is heard*
Kurama: "Indeed."
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Kurama: "Amnesia fading!"
*sudden flashback to the real Kuronue's death*
Kuronue: "Hey Kurama, check it out, I'm a blood fountain. Oh, and ruuuuun!"
*flashforward to current scene*
Kurama: "Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."
False Kuronue: "Die, Kurama!"
*Kurama runs the poser through with a bamboo blade*
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Genkai: "Final match, Shaoran versus Yu-"
*Yusuke punches Shaoran*
Genkai: "-suke. Whatever, begin. I don't even care anymore."
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Genkai: "I think I've seen this technique before."
Botan: "You mean, like, Shaoran might have stolen that technique from some psychic?"
Genkai: "No, that's not it. I'm just saying he's throwing fireballs. It's a very cliché anime technique."
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Yusuke: "Man, why is it everybody always stares at me when I walk through a door? Oh, well. At least I got these glasses on, so nobody will know who I am."
Random nearby punk: "Hey, isn't that that dead kid, what's-his-name?"
Random nearby punk next to the first punk: "You mean Yusuke Urameshi?"
Yusuke: "Yep, I'm a master of disguise."
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Botan: "It is as I thought."
Yusuke: "Huh? The weird Klan lady?"
Botan: "I'm supposed to be a fortune teller, you ass!"
Yusuke: "Right. Whatever you say, Adolph."
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Goki: "I'm crushing your head."
Kurama: "Aww, isn't that cute? Goki made a friend."
Hiei: "Yes. I, too, remember when I killed my first friend. Come along, Goki. Put that thing down. Good boy. Now let's go, before they find out we're here."
Kurama: "Yes, I'm sure that alarm's for some other intruder."
Hiei: "Shut up, Kurama."
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Yusuke: "Argh. Dammit, school's so boring! Makes me almost wish that stupid hippie was here!"
Koenma: "Like, dude! I need your help!"
Yusuke: "I said 'almost'."
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Kurama: "I enjoy abusing my power as much the next guy, but that seemed pointless."
Hiei: "Your point?"
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Yusuke: "Think we should help?"
Hiei: "No!"
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Kuwabara: "Well, what do you guys think? It's a little move I like to call my spirit-sword-monster-beast-doughnut."
Yusuke: "How often could you possibly have a use for that technique?"
Kuwabara: "More than you, you son-of-a-bitch."
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Yusuke: "That's the last time I play soccer in the street... What the hell?!"
Narrator: "And so, we meet Yusuke Urameshi, the hero of this story. But oddly enough, he's dead."
Yusuke: "Where the hell is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, that's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher."
Narrator: "Shut up! I'm trying to talk here!"
Yusuke: "No, you shut up! I'm on the worst acid trip of my life, and your stupid talking isn't helping!"
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Paramedic #1: "Alright, people, get out of the way! Train dextrist comin' through."
(the paramedic checks out Yusuke's body)
Paramedic #1: "Let's see here... he's dead. Next?"
Paramedic #2: "Don't worry, sir, this one's fine."
The little boy who's ball Yusuke was stealing (or, if you go by the original show's version, the boy Yusuke saved from being run over by a car): "I bent my woggie!"
Paramedic #1: "Huh? Oh well, my job's done then."
Yusuke: "Huh..."
Paramedic #1: "Well, tag 'im and bag him. It's almost Happy Hour!"
Paramedic #2: "Alright... Booze!"
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Yusuke: "Hey, Hiei. You ok down there?"
Hiei: "I'm fine. Leave me alone."
Kurama: "Are you sure? We could easily rock off you."
Hiei: "I said I'm fine! Go away!"
(strained grunting noise are heard from Hiei beneath the giant boulder the fell on him)
Hiei: "Ok, get it off me."
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Kurama: "Anyone else here laughter just now?"
Hiei: "No!"
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Botan: "Where you at, dawg?"
Yusuke: "What are you talking about? I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"
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(Botan and Yusuke are talking through compact communicators)
Botan: "How far have you gotten?"
Yusuke: "Aughh, don't even ask. We've barely made it past the front door."
Botan: "Oh, you mean the Gate of Betrayal? Yeahah, that one is pretty bad."
Yusuke: "Wait, you have information on this place?"
Botan: "Yeeap."
Yusuke: "Well, why don't you help us out a bit then? Where the hell are we going?"
Botan: "Sorry, no time. Gotta go, Yusuke!"
Yusuke: "You know what Botan, you can suck my c-"
(Botan hangs up.)
Botan: "'Scuse me."
(The screen swings back to the demon city castle...)
Kurama: "I take it that didn't yield many positive results."
Yusuke: "Ya know, you think you'd get used to it after a while, but... you really don't."
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Kuwabara: "So, uh... what are we supposed to do now?"
Genbu: "Why don't y'all step through that door, and we'll have some fun."
(Kuwabara and Yusuke open the afore-mentioned door)
Yusuke: "Anyone else getting kind of a deliverance sort of vibe?"
Genbu: "Shut up and get your ass over here."
Kuwabara: "I am now."
Hiei: "Just shut up and move."
Genbu: "Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. We don't take too kindly to your kind around here, humans."
Yusuke: "Then why the hell did you invite us in further, rather than lead us into another trap?"
(pause)
Genbu: "Shut up."
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Kuwabara: "Does anyone want to explain to me why there's a giant talking rock?"
Hiei: "His name is Genbu, and he's possibly the only thing in this castle that's dumber than you."
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Genbu: "Well, looks like we got ourselves a taker. Ok, I guess it's time we... Gitrdone."
(the sound of pre-recorded laughter is heard)
Hiei: "What is with that laughter? Who in their right mind would think that's funny?"
(Yusuke and Kuwabara start laughing hysterically.)
Yusuke: "He said "gitrdone!""
Kuwabara: "I think I just pissed my pants."
Kurama: "You know, I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."
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Hiei: "Oh, boy. A Micheal Jackson joke. How original."
Yusuke: "Guess that's why he's paid the big bucks."
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Kuwabara: "Um, are you guys sure that the fluffy red-haired guy can handle this?"
Hiei: "You fool. Do you have any idea why I brought Kurama with me? Kurama's a ruthless fighter, and he's even more cut-throat than I. I doubt that thing will even touch him."
(Genbu gets a hit off on Kurama with a specialty surprise attack)
Kurama: "Ow!"
Hiei: "Oh, son of a whore!"
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Hiei: "Don't worry. Kurama has a plan. I can see it from the look on his face."
(Kurama holds up a splendid red rose)
Hiei: "Oh, god... dammit."
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Yusuke: "Um, Kurama isn't moving. Are you sure he's as good a fighter as you said?"
Hiei: "Honestly... I'm not quite sure anymore."
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Hiei: "If Kurama's laughing at that thing, then he's in more trouble than we thought."
Kurama: "No. Actually, far from it."
Genbu: "That's a lotta talk, comin' from a city-slickin'- wait a minute, this ain't right! I'm all discombobulmalated!"
Kurama: "To put it lightly, yes, yes, you are."
Genbu: "What'tch you do to me?"
Kurama: "I simply removed this. It must be the equivalent of the hypothalamus section of your brain. It manipulates all of the necessary faculties and duties-"
Kuwabara (Kurama is still talking as Kuwabara says this): "Heh heh. Doodie."
Kurama: "-of your body. In this case, the process of putting you back together."
Genbu: "Gitrdone."
(the sound of pre-recorded laughter is heard)
Hiei: "No! No more laugh track."
Genbu: "Well... this sucks more than a-"
Kurama: "If you make one more stupid comparative joke, I'm going to kill you."
(screen pauses there on Kurama. Next it goes to Genbu, pausing there. The screen returns to Kurama, then pauses on him again.)
Genbu: "Twenty dollar whore with no gag reflex."
(Kurama lashes his Rose Whip and splits the hypothalamus-like rock in two)
Genbu: "I regret everything!"
Kurama: "Gitrdone, motherf*cker."
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Yusuke: "See? We went the whole episode without making a dickhead joke."
Kurama: "Yes, providing as much highbrow entertainment as possible is our duty."
Kuwabara: "Heih... He said "doodie" again."
Hiei: "May I please kill him now?"
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Kuwabara: "So, this is the place, huh? Heh heh... Echo! He he."
Hiei: "If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."
Kurama: "I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."
Yusuke: "Can we just keep moving? I wanna get this over with."
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Koenma: "Dude! What the hell just happened?!"
Blue Ogre (George): "What are you talking about, Sir?"
Koenma: "The room just changed friggin' colors, man!"
Blue Ogre (George): "Um... Sir? What are you on?"
Koenma: "I don't even know anymore, dude."
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Yusuke: "Hey, Kurama, how's that wound treating you?"
Kurama: "Well, I-"
Hiei: "It's been almost a f**king year, I think he's fine."
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Neighborhood Watch Committee: "Number 4: Lanipator's Burden by Ichi-Tori."
Hiei: "Hmph. Burden... Try dealing with these humans."
Kuwabara: "Shut up, you little runt, and get off my back!"
Yusuke: "Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."
Kuwabara: "Shut up, Urameshi!"
Kurama: "Actually, I believe we do have a problem."
Lanipator: "Damn you, Ichi-Tori!"
(falling sound)
Botan: "Ha ha. Lanipwned."
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Yusuke: "And here I thought Spirit World couldn't get any worse..."
Koenma: "Aw, c'mon Yusuke, dude. You just gotta go with it, man. Flow with the groove, dude! Find some inner peace and love..."
Yusuke: "No. You know what, I'm gonna have to go with the Eric Cartman method. Eat death metal, hippie!"
(starts playing heavy metal rock music in the background)
Yusuke: "Why isn't this working?!"
Koenma: "Pretty simple, dude. I've built up an immunity."
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__________FanArt Special Quotes by fans- NOT quotes by Lanipator:__________
"Attention everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Committee, here to remind you that if you want a successful anime series, you must air a sh*tload of filler episodes with bad plots and cheap character development. That is all!"-nickelshotnight from YouTube - this quote came from a picture where 'Committee' was originally misspelled as 'Commitee' and had 'bad plot' instead of the proper 'bad plots'
"A bad carnival prize, eh? Who's the baby hippie now, bitch?!"-jazmine from YouTube - the "eh?" was changed to "huh?" when Lanipator spoke it as Koenma in the Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special
==Lunaria from YouTube==
Yusuke: "So Kurama, you seem to be the smart one in this group. You tell me why Spirit World makes no %*@~ing sense!"
Kurama: "Yusuke, I'm a 1000 year old Kitsune and even I don't understand Spirit World. Go ask google.com."
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Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Digimon Quotes
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"" - Mimi (airhead main char)
"" - (/ Greymon) = pepper breath mon
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""- (/ ) = spark-bug mon
""- Biyomon(/ Birdramon) = pink thunderbird mon
""- (/ ) = wing-eared hampster mon
""-Gomamon(/ Ikkakumon) = fish-friendly snow seal mon
"I shouldn't wear these pants. They ride up when I do a lot of walking."-Joe
"We're caught between a rock and two sets of teeth!" - Matt
"I break out in hives in the dark."-Joe
"Can anyone explain why we're tip-toeing instead of running for our lives?"-Joe
"Would you please stop taunting the deranged android?"-Joe
"Oh, man... I don't like adventure. I'm a stay-at-home-and-read kinda guy." - Joe
"Sora is fishing, Sora is fishing! Catch anything?"-Biyomon(/ Birdramon)
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Sora: "I hope it isn't Andromon."
Tai: "It might be a good plan to keep on moving so we don't have to find out!"
Joe: "Well, I'm for that."
Tai: "Or we could just stay here frozen til the monster gets us."
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Joe: "We don't need a map to know we're totally lost. I figured that out a long time ago."
Mimi: "I just figured out that these gloves really don't go with this dress."
(plant-hair mon): "How sad."
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Matt: "What's that?"
Joe: "I don't know, but I have a feeling we're gonna wait here to find out."
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Gomamon(/ Ikkakumon): "You're strong when you're hungry!"
Joe: "Starvation is a good motivater."
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Gomamon(/ Ikkakumon): "I'm tired, I'm hungry... sinking..."
Joe: "Sinking is bad."
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"" - (/ Greymon) = pepper breath mon
"" - (/ Togamon) = plant-hair mon
""- (/ ) = spark-bug mon
""- Biyomon(/ Birdramon) = pink thunderbird mon
""- (/ ) = wing-eared hampster mon
""-Gomamon(/ Ikkakumon) = fish-friendly snow seal mon
"I shouldn't wear these pants. They ride up when I do a lot of walking."-Joe
"We're caught between a rock and two sets of teeth!" - Matt
"I break out in hives in the dark."-Joe
"Can anyone explain why we're tip-toeing instead of running for our lives?"-Joe
"Would you please stop taunting the deranged android?"-Joe
"Oh, man... I don't like adventure. I'm a stay-at-home-and-read kinda guy." - Joe
"Sora is fishing, Sora is fishing! Catch anything?"-Biyomon(/ Birdramon)
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Joe: "What was that?"
Sora: "I hope it isn't Andromon."
Tai: "It might be a good plan to keep on moving so we don't have to find out!"
Joe: "Well, I'm for that."
Tai: "Or we could just stay here frozen til the monster gets us."
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Joe: "We don't need a map to know we're totally lost. I figured that out a long time ago."
Mimi: "I just figured out that these gloves really don't go with this dress."
(plant-hair mon): "How sad."
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Matt: "What's that?"
Joe: "I don't know, but I have a feeling we're gonna wait here to find out."
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Gomamon(/ Ikkakumon): "You're strong when you're hungry!"
Joe: "Starvation is a good motivater."
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Joe: "Sinking is bad."
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Batman Beyond Quotes
Batman Beyond Quotes...
""-Terry (the next generation Batman)
""-Batman (Terry)
"This... is... unbearably cool."-Batman (Terry)
"Good bat-dog." - Terry (the next generation Batman)
"So Nelson expects me to drop everything and go out with him tonight, as if I don't have a life. What do you think I should wear?"-(Red-haired cheerleader the 'Earth Mover' episode. Her name was never mentioned. We'll probably never know. But, really, how much do you care?)
"If I spent as much time studying as I do practicing my cheers, I'd actually have an education by now."-Jackie
"You saying you memorized the multiplication tables? What for?"-Dana
"I can't concentrate. I get nervous when kids are too quiet."-Jackie's "Dad"
"Hey, we can't all be Batman."-Terry (the next generation Batman)
"None of the Robins ever complained."-Bruce Wayne
"The power's off in some parts of town, and you know what that's gonna lead to."-Bruce Wayne
"Terry, it's only the suit that's out of commission... not Batman."-Bruce Wayne
"To feel the love you never get in the real world... it's no surprise that addiction follows so quickly."-Spellbinder
"Hey, at least you don't have to wear tights."-Terry (the next generation Batman)
"How does someone fail 'Family Studies'?"-Bruce Wayne
"Was that Batman? Dumpster-diving?"-Garbage Man
"I hope that computer of yours can't smell."-Batman (Terry)
"I don't cheat death, I master it."-Raj A'Gaul
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Dana: "You're cheating."
Terry: "Am not."
Dana: "You have to be cheating. There's no way you could know something like that without a calculater."
Terry: "People used to."
Dana: "You saying you memorized the multiplication tables? What for?"
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(Jackie's "Dad"): "Jackie? Sorry to interupt the homework, but I'm trying to work on my expansion plans and I can't concentrate."
Jackie: "We're being as quiet as we can."
(Jackie's "Dad"): "That's why I can't concentrate. I get nervous when kids are too quiet."
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(new proto-type hover car goes over the heads of Joker gang members on motorcycles)
Test Pilot A: "Heheheh. First thing they're going to do when they get back to Gotham is tell all their buds the martians are coming."
Test Pilot B: "Second thing; First they gotta get their pants clean."
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Scab (Lead Joker): "You know why the Jokers come all the way out here to do our initiations?"
*Lee (Joker Intitiate) shakes his head*
Lead Joker's sidekick: "So no one can hear you scream."
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Dana: "Doesn't look so bad from up here."
Terry: "What?
Dana: "The city. Kinda reminds me of the Milky Way."
Terry: "Yeah, the Milky Way, but with psychopaths."
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Miller (Security Guard): "This is Miller. Sector 1 clear."
The guy Miller was talking to through headset: "How are those new men we sent you?"
Miller (Security Guard): "Feels like we're stepping on each other. No one's causing trouble here tonight. Miller out."
(Once said, the sabator (Inque) shows her "face")
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(Bruce Wayne enters Power's office)
Powers: "Come in, Bruce. What a pleasant surprise. How've you been holding up?"
Bruce Wayne: "With a cane."
(small silent pause)
Powers: "Aheheh, very clever."
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(Nelson shows the his quality of sportsmanship of the game he's in by excessively SLAMMING his smaller opponent into the clear re-enforced... plastic? wall, landing him right in front of where Terry and Dana are sitting. The ass then winks at Dana.)
Dana: "Huah. Is it wrong for me to root for the other team?"
Terry: "Not under the circumstances."
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Batman (Terry): "Wahooo!"
Wayne: "Would you mind not doing that?"
Batman (Terry): "Sorry."
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Powers: "Who... are you?!"
Batman (Terry): "You really wanna know?"
Powers: "Yes!"
Batman (Terry): "You killed my Father."
Powers: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
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Terry: "I gotta get to class. It's Family Studies, and I'm failing."
Bruce Wayne: "How does someone fail 'Family Studies'?"
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Garbage Man #1: "Was that Batman? Dumpster-diving?"
Garbage Man #2: *shrugs* "A fella's gotta eat."
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Bruce Wayne: "Then you better get going. The power's off in some parts of town, and you know what that's gonna lead to."
Batman (Terry): "How 'bout giving these stars in front of my eyes a chance to go away?"
Bruce Wayne: "McGinness."
Batman (Terry): (sigh) "Right away, boss."
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Bruce Wayne: "So stop them."
Batman (Terry): "Easy for you to say."
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Scab: "I'm not giving this up! For once in my life, I've got some real power."
Batman (Terry): "You never had any with the Jokers?"
Scab: "Don't make me laugh. They were just a crutch!"
Batman (Terry): "So is this ship."
Scab: "Yeah, but it's a crutch with muscle."
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Terry: "Your whole family lives here?"
Max: ""Whole family" is just me and my sister, most of the time. The folks slipt up when I was a kid, and Mom's on the road a lot for work. I guess you and I both have our secrets. 'Cept, mine seems kind of pathetic right now."
Terry: "Hey, at least you don't have to wear tights."
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Batman (Terry): "I can't believe I got her involved in this."
Bruce Wayne: "Now you sound like Batman."
Batman (Terry): "What?"
Bruce Wayne: "I've been right where you are. More times than I care to count. And like you said, there's no way you could have stopped her."
Batman (Terry): "There's Donny. I'll feel better once I wringe Spellbinder's location out of his face."
Bruce Wayne: "Or you could cool your jets, and just tail him."
Batman (Terry): "Oh. Yeah, I guess that's a good idea, too."
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Bruce Wayne: "I should have known you'd cheat death again, Raj."
Raj A'Gaul: "I don't cheat death, I master it."
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Batman (Terry): "Lady, that is the sickest thing I've ever seen. You're creepin' me out!"
Bruce Wayne: "You? She kissed me."
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Rebirth (Part 1)
Rebirth (Part 2)
Black Out
Golem
Heroes
Meltdown
Shriek
Dead Man's Hand
The Winning Edge
Spellbound
Disappearing Inque
A Touch of Curaré
Ascension
Splicers
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/XaFT1r8-14-Zakrceni-Splicers
Earth Mover
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/inzzem3-15-Sejsmita-Earth-Mover
Joyride
Lost Soul
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/iHswW5h-17-Zagubiona-dusza-Lost-Soul
Hidden Agenda
Bloodsport
Once Burned
Hooked Up
Rats
Mind Games
Revenant
Babel
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=JKVV5JUU
Terry's Friend Dates A Robot
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=522M8HLH
Eyewitness
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=N1U719QB
Final Cut
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=IRBF8WZ3
The Last Resort
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=XATYN1RO
Armory
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=SLDXI3H3
Sneak Peak
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=PSS1N0M3
The Eggbaby
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=K6EYJ2VS
Zeta
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=QZK52OIM
Plague
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=HTYEF3V5
April Moon
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=5JW265BR
Sentries of the Last Cosmos
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=37M4FN7H
Payback
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=883NJ3LF
Where's Terry?
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=HPXITD5H
Ace in the Hole
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=3BLHBZPD
King's Ransom
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/KJQnl1m-Batman-Beyond-301-Kings-Ransom
Untouchable
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=0DLCSDDW
Inqueling
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=0IXV06DH
Big Time
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/zQGmdgG-Batman-Beyond-304-Big-Time
Out of the Past
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=WFJE34WX
Speak No Evil
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/k1fna8V-Batman-Beyond-306-Speak-No-Evil
The Call (Part 1)
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/9fXv2py-Batman-Beyond-308-The-Call-Part-2
The Call (Part 2)
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/9fXv2py-Batman-Beyond-308-The-Call-Part-2
Betrayal
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/wjgywdR-Batman-Beyond-309-Betrayal
Curse of Kobra (Part 1)
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/MqwldZ2-Batman-Beyond-310-Curse-of-the-Kobra-Part-1
Curse of Kobra (Part 2)
Countdown
Unmasked
* Batman Beyond the Movie: Return of The Joker
* Epilogue
""-Terry (the next generation Batman)
""-Batman (Terry)
"This... is... unbearably cool."-Batman (Terry)
"Good bat-dog." - Terry (the next generation Batman)
"So Nelson expects me to drop everything and go out with him tonight, as if I don't have a life. What do you think I should wear?"-(Red-haired cheerleader the 'Earth Mover' episode. Her name was never mentioned. We'll probably never know. But, really, how much do you care?)
"If I spent as much time studying as I do practicing my cheers, I'd actually have an education by now."-Jackie
"You saying you memorized the multiplication tables? What for?"-Dana
"I can't concentrate. I get nervous when kids are too quiet."-Jackie's "Dad"
"Hey, we can't all be Batman."-Terry (the next generation Batman)
"None of the Robins ever complained."-Bruce Wayne
"The power's off in some parts of town, and you know what that's gonna lead to."-Bruce Wayne
"Terry, it's only the suit that's out of commission... not Batman."-Bruce Wayne
"To feel the love you never get in the real world... it's no surprise that addiction follows so quickly."-Spellbinder
"Hey, at least you don't have to wear tights."-Terry (the next generation Batman)
"How does someone fail 'Family Studies'?"-Bruce Wayne
"Was that Batman? Dumpster-diving?"-Garbage Man
"I hope that computer of yours can't smell."-Batman (Terry)
"I don't cheat death, I master it."-Raj A'Gaul
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Dana: "You're cheating."
Terry: "Am not."
Dana: "You have to be cheating. There's no way you could know something like that without a calculater."
Terry: "People used to."
Dana: "You saying you memorized the multiplication tables? What for?"
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(Jackie's "Dad"): "Jackie? Sorry to interupt the homework, but I'm trying to work on my expansion plans and I can't concentrate."
Jackie: "We're being as quiet as we can."
(Jackie's "Dad"): "That's why I can't concentrate. I get nervous when kids are too quiet."
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(new proto-type hover car goes over the heads of Joker gang members on motorcycles)
Test Pilot A: "Heheheh. First thing they're going to do when they get back to Gotham is tell all their buds the martians are coming."
Test Pilot B: "Second thing; First they gotta get their pants clean."
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Scab (Lead Joker): "You know why the Jokers come all the way out here to do our initiations?"
*Lee (Joker Intitiate) shakes his head*
Lead Joker's sidekick: "So no one can hear you scream."
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Dana: "Doesn't look so bad from up here."
Terry: "What?
Dana: "The city. Kinda reminds me of the Milky Way."
Terry: "Yeah, the Milky Way, but with psychopaths."
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Miller (Security Guard): "This is Miller. Sector 1 clear."
The guy Miller was talking to through headset: "How are those new men we sent you?"
Miller (Security Guard): "Feels like we're stepping on each other. No one's causing trouble here tonight. Miller out."
(Once said, the sabator (Inque) shows her "face")
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(Bruce Wayne enters Power's office)
Powers: "Come in, Bruce. What a pleasant surprise. How've you been holding up?"
Bruce Wayne: "With a cane."
(small silent pause)
Powers: "Aheheh, very clever."
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(Nelson shows the his quality of sportsmanship of the game he's in by excessively SLAMMING his smaller opponent into the clear re-enforced... plastic? wall, landing him right in front of where Terry and Dana are sitting. The ass then winks at Dana.)
Dana: "Huah. Is it wrong for me to root for the other team?"
Terry: "Not under the circumstances."
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Batman (Terry): "Wahooo!"
Wayne: "Would you mind not doing that?"
Batman (Terry): "Sorry."
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Powers: "Who... are you?!"
Batman (Terry): "You really wanna know?"
Powers: "Yes!"
Batman (Terry): "You killed my Father."
Powers: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
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Terry: "I gotta get to class. It's Family Studies, and I'm failing."
Bruce Wayne: "How does someone fail 'Family Studies'?"
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Garbage Man #1: "Was that Batman? Dumpster-diving?"
Garbage Man #2: *shrugs* "A fella's gotta eat."
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Bruce Wayne: "Then you better get going. The power's off in some parts of town, and you know what that's gonna lead to."
Batman (Terry): "How 'bout giving these stars in front of my eyes a chance to go away?"
Bruce Wayne: "McGinness."
Batman (Terry): (sigh) "Right away, boss."
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Bruce Wayne: "So stop them."
Batman (Terry): "Easy for you to say."
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Scab: "I'm not giving this up! For once in my life, I've got some real power."
Batman (Terry): "You never had any with the Jokers?"
Scab: "Don't make me laugh. They were just a crutch!"
Batman (Terry): "So is this ship."
Scab: "Yeah, but it's a crutch with muscle."
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Terry: "Your whole family lives here?"
Max: ""Whole family" is just me and my sister, most of the time. The folks slipt up when I was a kid, and Mom's on the road a lot for work. I guess you and I both have our secrets. 'Cept, mine seems kind of pathetic right now."
Terry: "Hey, at least you don't have to wear tights."
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Batman (Terry): "I can't believe I got her involved in this."
Bruce Wayne: "Now you sound like Batman."
Batman (Terry): "What?"
Bruce Wayne: "I've been right where you are. More times than I care to count. And like you said, there's no way you could have stopped her."
Batman (Terry): "There's Donny. I'll feel better once I wringe Spellbinder's location out of his face."
Bruce Wayne: "Or you could cool your jets, and just tail him."
Batman (Terry): "Oh. Yeah, I guess that's a good idea, too."
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Bruce Wayne: "I should have known you'd cheat death again, Raj."
Raj A'Gaul: "I don't cheat death, I master it."
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Batman (Terry): "Lady, that is the sickest thing I've ever seen. You're creepin' me out!"
Bruce Wayne: "You? She kissed me."
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Rebirth (Part 1)
Rebirth (Part 2)
Black Out
Golem
Heroes
Meltdown
Shriek
Dead Man's Hand
The Winning Edge
Spellbound
Disappearing Inque
A Touch of Curaré
Ascension
Splicers
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/XaFT1r8-14-Zakrceni-Splicers
Earth Mover
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/inzzem3-15-Sejsmita-Earth-Mover
Joyride
Lost Soul
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/iHswW5h-17-Zagubiona-dusza-Lost-Soul
Hidden Agenda
Bloodsport
Once Burned
Hooked Up
Rats
Mind Games
Revenant
Babel
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=JKVV5JUU
Terry's Friend Dates A Robot
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=522M8HLH
Eyewitness
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=N1U719QB
Final Cut
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=IRBF8WZ3
The Last Resort
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=XATYN1RO
Armory
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=SLDXI3H3
Sneak Peak
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=PSS1N0M3
The Eggbaby
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=K6EYJ2VS
Zeta
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=QZK52OIM
Plague
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=HTYEF3V5
April Moon
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=5JW265BR
Sentries of the Last Cosmos
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=37M4FN7H
Payback
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=883NJ3LF
Where's Terry?
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=HPXITD5H
Ace in the Hole
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=3BLHBZPD
King's Ransom
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/KJQnl1m-Batman-Beyond-301-Kings-Ransom
Untouchable
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=0DLCSDDW
Inqueling
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=0IXV06DH
Big Time
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/zQGmdgG-Batman-Beyond-304-Big-Time
Out of the Past
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=WFJE34WX
Speak No Evil
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/k1fna8V-Batman-Beyond-306-Speak-No-Evil
The Call (Part 1)
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/9fXv2py-Batman-Beyond-308-The-Call-Part-2
The Call (Part 2)
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/9fXv2py-Batman-Beyond-308-The-Call-Part-2
Betrayal
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/wjgywdR-Batman-Beyond-309-Betrayal
Curse of Kobra (Part 1)
http://de.sevenload.com/videos/MqwldZ2-Batman-Beyond-310-Curse-of-the-Kobra-Part-1
Curse of Kobra (Part 2)
Countdown
Unmasked
* Batman Beyond the Movie: Return of The Joker
* Epilogue
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Avatar: The Last Airbender Quotes
"Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! ... Oh, and he's attacking Aang."-Sokka
"Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"-Sokka
"You saved your uncle's sweaty sandal?"-Sokka
"You're so beautiful when you hate the world."-Zuko
"My whole life, I struggled to gain my father's love and acceptance. But once I had it, I realized I lost myself getting there. I'd forgotten who I was."-Zuko
"Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here."-Zuko
"Get over here, Zuko. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs."-Katara
"I'm not Toph. I am Melon Lord! Mwahahahaha!"-Toph
"The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction."- Aang
"The monks used to say that revenge is like a two-headed rat-viper; while you watch your enemy go down, you're being poisoned yourself."-Aang
"It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."-Aang
"This is a journey you need to take. You need to face this man. But when you do, please don't choose revenge. Let your anger out, and then let it go."-Aang
"What's going on? We're surrounded by old people!"-Toph
"You're a genius! A sweaty, stinky genius!"-Toph
"Shouldn't we run away from huge booms, not toward them?!"- Sokka
"Escape? I didn't escape. Everybody else escaped."-King Bumi
"I didn't know what or when, but I knew I'd know it when I knew it."-King Bumi
"Somebody's a little light on his feet. What's your fighting name? The Fancy Dancer?"-Toph
"Even though I was born blind, I've never had a problem seeing. I see with earth-bending. It's... kinda like seeing with my feet. I feel the vibrations in the earth, and I can see where everything is. You, that tree, even those ants."-Toph
"Harsh words won't solve problems. Action will."-Aang
"I only took their side 'cause they fed me."-Sokka
"Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I'd miss the taste of mud so much."-Toph
"I know sometimes it hurts more to hope, and it hurt more to care. But you have to promise me you won't stop caring."-Katara
"Some unlucky soul has an incomplete pi-sho set."-Master Yuu
"O great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you."-Sokka (holding up Momo)
"While it is always best to believe in one's self, a little help from others can be a great blessing."-(Uncle) Iroh
"Don't you know fans just make flames stronger?"-Azula
"I think your feet need their eyes checked."-Katara
"Please tell me you're here because the Fire Lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down."-Sokka
"Oh, well. Victory is boring."-Mai
"Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights."-(Uncle) Iroh
"I don't know who this June lady is, but I like her!"-Toph
"Doing nothing is a waste of time."-Zuko
"Only justice will bring peace."-(Avatar) Kyoshi
"I knew I shouldn't have asked Kyoshi."-Aang
"Aang, you must actively shape your own destiny, and the destiny of the world."-(Avatar) Korin
"Well, here we are. Welcome to old people camp."-King Bumi
"There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."-Mai
"I thought my life was boring in the Fire Nation, but this place is unbearably bleak. Nothing ever happens."-Mai
"Everyone into the hole!"-Sokka
"Hold on! It's too dangerous! Haven't you heard the song?"-random Fire Nation soldier
"Love is brightest in the dark."-Katara
"Even if you're lost, you can't lose the love, because it's in your heart..."-Charm
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-Sokka-....
"Alright! Team Avatar is back! Air!
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Water!
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Earth!
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Fire!
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{screen finally reaches Sokka with Suki next to him}
(Sokka hands Suki a conveniently close palm leaf fan and picks up a leaf in his left hand) Fan and Sword!"
*the top of the leaf sword flops down- perhaps symbolizing a 'sweatdrop'*
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Sokka: "In order to take out the Fire Lord- or in this case, the Melon Lord- our timing has to be perfect. First, Suki and I will draw his fire. Then, Katara and Zuko charge in with some liquidy-hot offense. And while the Melon Lord is distracted, Aang swoops in and... BAM! He delivers the final blow."
Toph: "Uhh... What about me?"
Sokka: "For now, you're the Melon Lord's forces."
Toph: "So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?"
Sokka: "What ever makes the training feel more realistic."
Toph: "Sweetness."
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Katara: "I have a surprise for everyone!"
Toph: "I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!"
(Sokka, Suki, and Zuko blink dumbly then lean closer to Katara)
Katara: "Uh... no."
(everyone goes back to eating)
Katara: "I was looking for cooking pots in the attic, and I found this."
(lets loose the scroll in her hand- a baby picture painting)
Katara: "Look at baby Zuko! Isn't he cuuute!"
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Aang: "But he's still a human being..."
Zuko: "You're going to defend him?"
Aang: "No. I agree with you. Fire Lord Ohzi is a horrible person, and the world would probably be better off without him... But there's gotta be another way."
Zuko: "Like what?"
Aang: "I dunno... Maybe we can make some big pots of glue and then I could use glue-bending to stick his arms and legs together so he can't bend anymore!"
Zuko: "Yeah! Then you could show him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again!"
Aang: "Do you really think that would work?!"
Zuko: "No!"
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Aang: "I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like."
Sokka: "Sure you can! You're the Avatar! If it's in the name of keeping balance, I'm pretty sure the Universe will forgive you."
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Sokka: "Look there's his footprints! His trail ends here."
Suki: "So... he went for a midnight swim and never came back?"
Katara: "Maybe he was captured."
Sokka: "I don't think so. There's no sign of a struggle."
Toph: "I bet he ran away again."
Sokka: "Uh-uh. He left behind his glider and Appa."
Toph: "Then what do you think happened to him, oh sleuthy-one?"
Sokka: "It's pretty obvious. Aang mysteriously disappears before an important battle; he's definitely on a Spirit World journey!"
Zuko: "But if he was, wouldn't his body still be here?"
Sokka: "Oh yeah. Forgot about that."
Katara: "Then he's gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let's split up and look for him."
*Toph zips over to Zuko and clings to his arm so tightly Zuko blushes.*
Toph: "I'm going with Zuko!"
*Needless to say, everyone stares.*
Toph: "What? Everyone else went on a life-changing fieldtrip with Zuko."
*smiles wider and clings tighter*
Toph: "Now it's my turn!"
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Sokka: "I can't believe we gave up our tickets, and now we're going through the Serpent's Pass."
Toph: "I can't believe you're still complaining about it."
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Aang: "The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction. So maybe we do need to abandon it."
Katara: "What are you talking about?"
Aang: "Hope isn't going to get us into Ba Sing Se... And it's not gonna find Appa. We need to focus on what we're doing right now, and that's getting across this pass."
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Sokka: "Judging by the looks on your faces, I'm guessing you guys didn't find Aang either."
Zuko: "No. It's like he just... disappeared."
Toph: "Hey, wait a minute. Has anyone noticed that Momo is missing too?"
Sokka: "Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"
*Sokka opens Appa's mouth and climbs in*
Sokka: "Momo! I'm coming for ya, buddy!"
Katara: "Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang."
Sokka: "That just what Appa wants you to think."
*Appa closes his mouth around Sokka*
Zuko: "Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here."
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Aang: "Wow, camping. It really feels like old times again, doesn't it?"
Zuko: "If you really want it to feel like old times, I could... uh, chase you around awhile and try to capture you."
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Katara: "Now that I know he's out there... Now that I know we can find him... I feel like I have no choice."
Aang: "Katara, you do have a choice; forgiveness."
Zuko: "That's the same as doing nothing."
Aang: "No, it's not. It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."
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Katara: "So this crazy king is your old friend Bumi?"
King Bumi: "Who you calling old?"
*shrugs*
King Bumi: "OK, I'm old."
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Aang: "Sokka, watch out! It's Sparky-Sparky-Boom Man!"
Sokka: "Ya know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit."
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Aang: "Great, you're back! What's for dinner?"
Sokka: "We've got a few options: first, round nuts and some kind of oval-shape nuts, and some rock-shaped nuts... that might just be rocks."
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Aang: "Hey, front-row seats. I wonder why no one else is sitting here?"
*a rock bigger than Sokka crashes next to Sokka himself*
Sokka: "I guess that's why."
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Katara: "This is just gonna be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?"
Sokka: "That's what I paid for."
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The Boulder: "The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl."
The Blind Bandit (Toph): "Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!"
The Boulder: "The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings."
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Shinn Fu: "Your winner, and still the champion, the Blind Bandit!"
Sokka: "Gahh! Hunh-hunh-huh... Nooo!"
Katara: "How did she do that?"
Aang: "She waited... and listened."
Shinn Fu: "To make things a little more interesting, I'm offering up this sack of gold pieces to any one who can defeat the Blind Bandit! What? No one dares to face her?"
Aang: "I will!"
Sokka: "Go, Aang! Avenge The Boulder!"
The Blind Bandit (Toph): "Do people really wanna see two little girls fighting out here?"
Crowd: "Ooooo!"
Aang: "I don't really want to fight you. I wanna talk to you."
Sokka: "Boo! No talking!"
Katara: "Don't boo at him!"
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Sokka: "I gotta admit, now I'm really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly."
Katara: "That is a big relief."
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Toph: "What are you doing here, Twinkletoes?"
Aang: "How'd ya know it was me?"
Sokka: "Don't answer to Twinkletoes, it's not manly!"
Katara: "You're the one who's bag matches his belt."
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Aang: "Then why stay here where you're not happy?"
Toph: "They're my parents. Where else am I supposed to go?"
Aang: "You could come with us."
Toph: "Yeah... You guys get to go wherever you want, no one telling you what to do... That's the life. It's just not my life."
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*Sokka picks up a dagger stabbing through a note*
Sokka: "Who ever took Aang and Toph left this."
Katara (reading the note): "If you wanna see your daughter again, bring five hundred gold pieces to the arena... It's signed Shinn Fu and The Boulder."
Sokka: "I can't believe it. I have The Boulder's AUTOGRAPH!"
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Toph: "You think you're so tough! Why don't you come up here so I can smack that grin off your face!"
Shinn Fu: "I'm not smiling."
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Toph: "I beat you all before, and I'll do it again!"
The Boulder: "The Boulder takes issue with that comment."
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Sokka: "Aang, this feuding tribe stuff is serious business. Are you sure it's a good idea getting involved in this?"
Aang: "To tell the truth... I'm not sure. But when have I ever been?"
Katara: "He's the Avatar, Sokka. Making peace between people is his job."
Sokka (nods toward the giant canyon): "His job's gonna make us cross this whole thing on foot, isn't it?"
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Sokka: "We gotta help him!"
(throws his boomerang at the canyon crawler trying to eat their canyon guide. The boomerang bounces off the crawler's head and he starts to attack Sokka)
Sokka: "OK! Now we gotta help me!"
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Canyon Guide: "The job's much more than bending, kid. Folks want information. Many of you are probably wondering how canyons are formed. Experts tell us this canyon was most likely carved into the ground by earth spirits who were angry at local farmers for not offering them a proper sacrifice."
*a small rockslide falls over them, but is earth-bended away by the guide*
Canyon Guide: "Heheh. Guess the spirits are still angry. Hope you all brought some sacrifices."
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Iroh: "It's nice to see old friends."
Zuko: "Too bad you don't have any old friends that don't want to attack you."
Iroh (as if considering the thought): "Old friends that don't want to attack me..."
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Katara: "What is that?"
Sokka (still high on cactus juice): "It's a giant... mushroom. Maybe it's friendly!"
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Sokka: (breathes deeply in, then deeply out) "I think my mind is starting to clear out the cactus juice."
*finds some sort of goop on the cave wall next to him*
Sokka: "And look!"
*shoves some of the goops into his (and Momo's) mouth- only to quickly spit it out and make gagging noises*
Sokka: "Tastes like rotten penguin meat! Uooohh... I feel woozy."
Katara: "You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!"
Sokka: "I have a natural curiousity."
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Sokka: "You're doing great! Just follow the sound of my voice!"
Toph: "It's kinda hard to ignore."
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Sokka: "Suki! You know about giant sea monsters, make it go away!"
Suki: "Just because I live near the Oonagi doesn't mean I'm an expert!"
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Toph: (falls into the sea) "Help! I can't swim!"
Sokka: "I'm comin', Toph!"
(Sokka gets ready to jump in and save her, but Suki beats him to it)
Toph: "Help! Oh, Sokka, you saved me!" (kisses who she thinks is Sokka on the cheek) "Mmmwa!"
Suki: "Actually, it's me."
Toph: "Oh... Well... heh heh... You can go ahead and let me drown now."
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Katara: "You've got a little dirt on your... everywhere, actually."
Toph: "You call it dirt, I call it a healthy coating of earth."
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Katara: "You know what we need... A girl's day out!"
Toph: "Do I have to?"
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Zuko: "You're so beautiful when you hate the world."
Mai: "I don't hate you."
Zuko: "I don't hate you too."
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Toph: "There's something coming toward us!"
Aang: "What is it?"
Toph: "It feels like an avalanche, but also not an avalanche."
Sokka: "Your powers of perception are frightning."
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Katara: "This is humiliating."
Sokka: "Do you mean getting thoroughly spanked by the Fire Nation or having to walk all the way to the Western Air Temple?"
Katara: "Both."
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The Duke: "I miss Pipsqueak."
Sokka: "I miss not having blisters on my feet."
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(whats-his-face... the wheelchaired glider boy): "I'll race you, Duke."
The Duke: "I told you, it's The Duke!"
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Aang: "You're insane, aren't you?"
Old Healer: "That's riiiight!"
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Sokka: "Who are you?"
Lead singing nomad (aka hippie): "I'm Charm, and this is my wife Lily. We're nomads, happy to go wherever the wind takes us."
Aang: "You guys are nomads? That's great! I'm a nomad!"
Charm: "Hey, me too."
Aang: "I know. You just said that."
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Charm: "Hey, hey! River people."
Katara: "We're not river people."
Charm: "You're not? Then kind of people are you?"
Aang: "Just... people."
Charm: "Aren't we all, brother."
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Aang: "Hey, Sokka! You should hear some of these stories. These guys have been everywhere."
Charm: "Well, not everywhere, little Arrow-Head, but where haven't been, we've heard about through stories and songs."
Aang: "They said they'd take us to see a giant night-crawler."
Fat hippie guy in pink (later known to be Moku): "On the way, there's a giant waterfall that creates a never-ending rainbow."
Sokka: "Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara is busy, I guess it's up to me... We need to get to Omashu. No sidetracks, no worms, and definitely no rainbows."
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Katara: "Is this real or a legend?"
Charm: "Oh, it's a real legend."
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Iroh: "Where are we going to go? We're enemies of the Earth Kingdom and fugitives from the Fire Nation."
Zuko: "If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed."
Iroh: "But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula."
(they both nod in decision)
Zuko: "Earth Kindom it is."
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Sokka: "Please tell me you're here because the Fire Lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down."
Aang: "He wasn't home. No one was. The entire palace city is abandoned."
Sokka: "They knew."
Aang: "It's over. the Fire Lord is probably long gone, far away on some remote island where he'll be safe during the eclipse."
Sokka: "No. My instincts tell me he wouldn't go too far. He would have secret bunker. Somewhere he could go and be safe during a siege, but still be close enough to lead his nation."
Toph: "If it's a underground secret bunker we're looking for, I'm just the girl to find it."
Sokka:
Aang:
Katara:
Hakoda:
Sokka:
Aang:
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Toph: "Who's Zuko?"
Sokka: "Oh, just some angry freak with a pony-tail who's tracked us all over the world."
Katara: "What's wrong with pony-tails, Pony-tail?"
Sokka: "This is a warrior's wolf-tail."
Katara: "Well, it certainly tells other warriors that you're fun and perky!"
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Katara: "It's those three girls from Omashu!"
Toph: "We can take 'em! Three on three!"
Sokka: "Actually, Toph, there's four of us."
Toph: "Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't count you... y'know, no bending and all."
Sokka: "I can still fight!"
Toph: "OK, three on three plus Sokka."
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Sokka: "Oh no, the sun is rising... We've been up all night with no sleep!"
Aang: "Sokka, we'll be okay."
Sokka: "Are you sure?! I've never not slept before! What if I fell asleep now and something happens?! And something always happens!"
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Mai: "Wads of wet fur. How delightful."
Ty Lee: "Hm... they're not wads, they're more like bundles, or bunches? It's got an 'uh' sound..."
Mai: "Clumps?"
Ty Lee: "Clumps! They're clumps!"
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Aang: "Alright, you've caught up with me. Now who are you and what do you want?"
Azula: "You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblence? Here's a hint."
Azula (covers her left eye and deepens her voice): "I must find the Avatar to restore my honor."
*Aang just stares, albeit sleepily*
Azula: "It's ok. You can laugh. It's funny."
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Azula: "Do you really want to fight me?"
Zuko: "Yes, I really do."
Aang: "Zuko!"
Azula: "I was wondering when you'd show up, Zu-zu."
Aang: (snickers) "Zu-zu?"
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Zuko: "Azula did this to you. It was surprise attack."
(Uncle) Iroh: "Somehow, that's not so surprising."
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Zuko: "So, Uncle, I've been thinking. It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a
(Uncle) Iroh: "No
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Zuko: "It smells like old lady in here."
Mai: "Gee, I wonder why."
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Zuko: "Here, this is for you."
Mai: "Why would I want that?"
Zuko: "I saw it and thought it was pretty. Don't girls like stuff like this?"
Mai: "Uhhk, maybe stupid girls."
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Ty Lee: "Oooh, I love this seashell bedspread."
Mai: "Are you serious? It looks like the beach threw up all over it."
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Katara:
Zuko: "June."
Sokka:
Suki: "Mole? Her skin is flawless."
Sokka: "No, she has this giant mole creature she rides around on."
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Katara: "Pakku."
*Katara does the Water Tribe bow*
Pakku: "It is respectful to bow to an old master, but how about a hug... for your new grandfather."
*Sokka makes some sort of suprised squeaking noise*
Katara: "That's so exciting! You and Gran-Gran must be so happy to have found each other again."
Pakku: "I made her a new betrothal necklace and everything."
*Sokka zips over to Pakku and gives him a hug that invades his personal space big time*
Sokka: "Welcome to the family, Gramp-Gramp!"
Pakku: "You can still just call me Pakku."
Sokka: "How about... Grampakku?"
Pakku: "No."
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Suki: "So wait, how do you all know each other?"
Bumi: "All old people know each other. Don't you know that?"
Pi-An-Dou: "We're all part of the same ancient secret society. A group that transcends the divisions of the Four Nations."
Zuko: "The Order of The White Lotus."
Bumi: (pops up to add his two cents) "That's the one!"
Jung Jun: "The White Lotus has always been about philosophy, and beauty, and truth!"
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Mai: "There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."
Mai's Mum: "Mai, your father was appointed governer. We're like royalty here. Be happy, and enjoy it."
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Ty Lee: "My aura has never been pinker!"
Azula: "I'll take your word for it."
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Lou or Lee:
Lee or Lou:
Lou AND Lee (together):
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Ty Lee: (pointing at a painting) "Who are these two beautiful women?"
Lou or Lee: "Can't you tell?"
Lou (at the same time as Lee): "It's Lou and me!"
Lee (at the same time as Lou): "It's Lee and me!"
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Lou or Lee: "We know you're upset that you were forced to come here this weekend. But Ember Island is a magical place. Keep an open mind."
Lee or Lou: "Give it a chance."
Lou AND Lee (together): "And it can help you understand yourselves and each other."
Lou or Lee: "The beach has a special way..."
Lee or Lou: "Of smoothing even the most ragged edges."
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Lou or Lee:
Lee or Lou:
Lou AND Lee (together):
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Toph: "Aang! I know swimming is fun and all, but do you really think you should be exposing yourself like that? Cover up."
Aang: "What? I'm wearing trunks!"
Toph: "I know! It's your tattoos I'm worried about!"
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*Azula spots some peole playing volleyball on the beach, then decides that she will play- and makes Zuko, Mai, and Ty Lee play too, of course*
Azula: (in the team huddle) "See that girl with the silly pig-tails? When she runs toward the ball, there is just the
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Zuko: "No one can make tea like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear Uncle's favorite tea joke?"
Katara: "Sure."
Aang: "I like jokes."
Toph: "Bring it."
Zuko: "Ok, well I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is: 'Leaf me alone! I'm bushed!'"
*long silence while everyone stares at Zuko*
Zuko: "Well, it's funnier when Uncle tells it."
Katara: "Right. Maybe that's because he remembers the whole thing."
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Sokka: "How far are we from the tunnel?"
Charm: "Actually, it's not just one tunnel. The lovers didn't want anyone to find out about their love, so they built a whole labyrinth."
Sokka: "Labyrinth?!"
Charm: "A' sure we'll figure it out."
Lily: "All you need to do is trust in love, according to curse."
Sokka: "Grrah! Cu-urse?!"
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Sokka: "What exactly is this curse?"
Charm: "The curse says that only those that trust in love can make it through the caves. Otherwise, you'll be trapped in them forever."
Lily: "And die."
Charm: "Oh yeah, and die. Hey-ey... I just remembered the rest of that song!"
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Moku: "Aw, great! Your plans have led us to another dead-end!"
Sokka: "At least I'm thinking of ideas, and trying to get us out of here, Moku!"
Charm: "Wait a minute, we're thinking of ideas? 'Cause I've had an idea about an hour now."
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Aang: "What about Sokka?"
*Sokka breaks his way into the scene*
Katara: "Sokka!"
Sokka: "How did you guys get out?"
Aang: "Just like the legend says, we let love lead the way."
Sokka: "Really? We let huge, ferocious beasts lead our way."
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"Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"-Sokka
"You saved your uncle's sweaty sandal?"-Sokka
"You're so beautiful when you hate the world."-Zuko
"My whole life, I struggled to gain my father's love and acceptance. But once I had it, I realized I lost myself getting there. I'd forgotten who I was."-Zuko
"Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here."-Zuko
"Get over here, Zuko. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs."-Katara
"I'm not Toph. I am Melon Lord! Mwahahahaha!"-Toph
"The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction."- Aang
"The monks used to say that revenge is like a two-headed rat-viper; while you watch your enemy go down, you're being poisoned yourself."-Aang
"It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."-Aang
"This is a journey you need to take. You need to face this man. But when you do, please don't choose revenge. Let your anger out, and then let it go."-Aang
"What's going on? We're surrounded by old people!"-Toph
"You're a genius! A sweaty, stinky genius!"-Toph
"Shouldn't we run away from huge booms, not toward them?!"- Sokka
"Escape? I didn't escape. Everybody else escaped."-King Bumi
"I didn't know what or when, but I knew I'd know it when I knew it."-King Bumi
"Somebody's a little light on his feet. What's your fighting name? The Fancy Dancer?"-Toph
"Even though I was born blind, I've never had a problem seeing. I see with earth-bending. It's... kinda like seeing with my feet. I feel the vibrations in the earth, and I can see where everything is. You, that tree, even those ants."-Toph
"Harsh words won't solve problems. Action will."-Aang
"I only took their side 'cause they fed me."-Sokka
"Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I'd miss the taste of mud so much."-Toph
"I know sometimes it hurts more to hope, and it hurt more to care. But you have to promise me you won't stop caring."-Katara
"Some unlucky soul has an incomplete pi-sho set."-Master Yuu
"O great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you."-Sokka (holding up Momo)
"While it is always best to believe in one's self, a little help from others can be a great blessing."-(Uncle) Iroh
"Don't you know fans just make flames stronger?"-Azula
"I think your feet need their eyes checked."-Katara
"Please tell me you're here because the Fire Lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down."-Sokka
"Oh, well. Victory is boring."-Mai
"Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights."-(Uncle) Iroh
"I don't know who this June lady is, but I like her!"-Toph
"Doing nothing is a waste of time."-Zuko
"Only justice will bring peace."-(Avatar) Kyoshi
"I knew I shouldn't have asked Kyoshi."-Aang
"Aang, you must actively shape your own destiny, and the destiny of the world."-(Avatar) Korin
"Well, here we are. Welcome to old people camp."-King Bumi
"There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."-Mai
"I thought my life was boring in the Fire Nation, but this place is unbearably bleak. Nothing ever happens."-Mai
"Everyone into the hole!"-Sokka
"Hold on! It's too dangerous! Haven't you heard the song?"-random Fire Nation soldier
"Love is brightest in the dark."-Katara
"Even if you're lost, you can't lose the love, because it's in your heart..."-Charm
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-Sokka-....
"Alright! Team Avatar is back! Air!
{screen go to Aang}
Water!
{screen shoots to Katara}
Earth!
{screen shoots next to Toph}
Fire!
{screen then shoots to Zuko}
{screen finally reaches Sokka with Suki next to him}
(Sokka hands Suki a conveniently close palm leaf fan and picks up a leaf in his left hand) Fan and Sword!"
*the top of the leaf sword flops down- perhaps symbolizing a 'sweatdrop'*
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Sokka: "In order to take out the Fire Lord- or in this case, the Melon Lord- our timing has to be perfect. First, Suki and I will draw his fire. Then, Katara and Zuko charge in with some liquidy-hot offense. And while the Melon Lord is distracted, Aang swoops in and... BAM! He delivers the final blow."
Toph: "Uhh... What about me?"
Sokka: "For now, you're the Melon Lord's forces."
Toph: "So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?"
Sokka: "What ever makes the training feel more realistic."
Toph: "Sweetness."
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Katara: "I have a surprise for everyone!"
Toph: "I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!"
(Sokka, Suki, and Zuko blink dumbly then lean closer to Katara)
Katara: "Uh... no."
(everyone goes back to eating)
Katara: "I was looking for cooking pots in the attic, and I found this."
(lets loose the scroll in her hand- a baby picture painting)
Katara: "Look at baby Zuko! Isn't he cuuute!"
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Aang: "But he's still a human being..."
Zuko: "You're going to defend him?"
Aang: "No. I agree with you. Fire Lord Ohzi is a horrible person, and the world would probably be better off without him... But there's gotta be another way."
Zuko: "Like what?"
Aang: "I dunno... Maybe we can make some big pots of glue and then I could use glue-bending to stick his arms and legs together so he can't bend anymore!"
Zuko: "Yeah! Then you could show him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again!"
Aang: "Do you really think that would work?!"
Zuko: "No!"
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Aang: "I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like."
Sokka: "Sure you can! You're the Avatar! If it's in the name of keeping balance, I'm pretty sure the Universe will forgive you."
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Sokka: "Look there's his footprints! His trail ends here."
Suki: "So... he went for a midnight swim and never came back?"
Katara: "Maybe he was captured."
Sokka: "I don't think so. There's no sign of a struggle."
Toph: "I bet he ran away again."
Sokka: "Uh-uh. He left behind his glider and Appa."
Toph: "Then what do you think happened to him, oh sleuthy-one?"
Sokka: "It's pretty obvious. Aang mysteriously disappears before an important battle; he's definitely on a Spirit World journey!"
Zuko: "But if he was, wouldn't his body still be here?"
Sokka: "Oh yeah. Forgot about that."
Katara: "Then he's gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let's split up and look for him."
*Toph zips over to Zuko and clings to his arm so tightly Zuko blushes.*
Toph: "I'm going with Zuko!"
*Needless to say, everyone stares.*
Toph: "What? Everyone else went on a life-changing fieldtrip with Zuko."
*smiles wider and clings tighter*
Toph: "Now it's my turn!"
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Sokka: "I can't believe we gave up our tickets, and now we're going through the Serpent's Pass."
Toph: "I can't believe you're still complaining about it."
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Aang: "The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction. So maybe we do need to abandon it."
Katara: "What are you talking about?"
Aang: "Hope isn't going to get us into Ba Sing Se... And it's not gonna find Appa. We need to focus on what we're doing right now, and that's getting across this pass."
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Sokka: "Judging by the looks on your faces, I'm guessing you guys didn't find Aang either."
Zuko: "No. It's like he just... disappeared."
Toph: "Hey, wait a minute. Has anyone noticed that Momo is missing too?"
Sokka: "Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"
*Sokka opens Appa's mouth and climbs in*
Sokka: "Momo! I'm coming for ya, buddy!"
Katara: "Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang."
Sokka: "That just what Appa wants you to think."
*Appa closes his mouth around Sokka*
Zuko: "Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here."
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Aang: "Wow, camping. It really feels like old times again, doesn't it?"
Zuko: "If you really want it to feel like old times, I could... uh, chase you around awhile and try to capture you."
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Katara: "Now that I know he's out there... Now that I know we can find him... I feel like I have no choice."
Aang: "Katara, you do have a choice; forgiveness."
Zuko: "That's the same as doing nothing."
Aang: "No, it's not. It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."
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Katara: "So this crazy king is your old friend Bumi?"
King Bumi: "Who you calling old?"
*shrugs*
King Bumi: "OK, I'm old."
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Aang: "Sokka, watch out! It's Sparky-Sparky-Boom Man!"
Sokka: "Ya know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit."
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Aang: "Great, you're back! What's for dinner?"
Sokka: "We've got a few options: first, round nuts and some kind of oval-shape nuts, and some rock-shaped nuts... that might just be rocks."
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Aang: "Hey, front-row seats. I wonder why no one else is sitting here?"
*a rock bigger than Sokka crashes next to Sokka himself*
Sokka: "I guess that's why."
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Katara: "This is just gonna be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?"
Sokka: "That's what I paid for."
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The Boulder: "The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl."
The Blind Bandit (Toph): "Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!"
The Boulder: "The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings."
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Shinn Fu: "Your winner, and still the champion, the Blind Bandit!"
Sokka: "Gahh! Hunh-hunh-huh... Nooo!"
Katara: "How did she do that?"
Aang: "She waited... and listened."
Shinn Fu: "To make things a little more interesting, I'm offering up this sack of gold pieces to any one who can defeat the Blind Bandit! What? No one dares to face her?"
Aang: "I will!"
Sokka: "Go, Aang! Avenge The Boulder!"
The Blind Bandit (Toph): "Do people really wanna see two little girls fighting out here?"
Crowd: "Ooooo!"
Aang: "I don't really want to fight you. I wanna talk to you."
Sokka: "Boo! No talking!"
Katara: "Don't boo at him!"
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Sokka: "I gotta admit, now I'm really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly."
Katara: "That is a big relief."
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Toph: "What are you doing here, Twinkletoes?"
Aang: "How'd ya know it was me?"
Sokka: "Don't answer to Twinkletoes, it's not manly!"
Katara: "You're the one who's bag matches his belt."
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Aang: "Then why stay here where you're not happy?"
Toph: "They're my parents. Where else am I supposed to go?"
Aang: "You could come with us."
Toph: "Yeah... You guys get to go wherever you want, no one telling you what to do... That's the life. It's just not my life."
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*Sokka picks up a dagger stabbing through a note*
Sokka: "Who ever took Aang and Toph left this."
Katara (reading the note): "If you wanna see your daughter again, bring five hundred gold pieces to the arena... It's signed Shinn Fu and The Boulder."
Sokka: "I can't believe it. I have The Boulder's AUTOGRAPH!"
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Toph: "You think you're so tough! Why don't you come up here so I can smack that grin off your face!"
Shinn Fu: "I'm not smiling."
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Toph: "I beat you all before, and I'll do it again!"
The Boulder: "The Boulder takes issue with that comment."
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Sokka: "Aang, this feuding tribe stuff is serious business. Are you sure it's a good idea getting involved in this?"
Aang: "To tell the truth... I'm not sure. But when have I ever been?"
Katara: "He's the Avatar, Sokka. Making peace between people is his job."
Sokka (nods toward the giant canyon): "His job's gonna make us cross this whole thing on foot, isn't it?"
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Sokka: "We gotta help him!"
(throws his boomerang at the canyon crawler trying to eat their canyon guide. The boomerang bounces off the crawler's head and he starts to attack Sokka)
Sokka: "OK! Now we gotta help me!"
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Canyon Guide: "The job's much more than bending, kid. Folks want information. Many of you are probably wondering how canyons are formed. Experts tell us this canyon was most likely carved into the ground by earth spirits who were angry at local farmers for not offering them a proper sacrifice."
*a small rockslide falls over them, but is earth-bended away by the guide*
Canyon Guide: "Heheh. Guess the spirits are still angry. Hope you all brought some sacrifices."
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Iroh: "It's nice to see old friends."
Zuko: "Too bad you don't have any old friends that don't want to attack you."
Iroh (as if considering the thought): "Old friends that don't want to attack me..."
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Katara: "What is that?"
Sokka (still high on cactus juice): "It's a giant... mushroom. Maybe it's friendly!"
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Sokka: (breathes deeply in, then deeply out) "I think my mind is starting to clear out the cactus juice."
*finds some sort of goop on the cave wall next to him*
Sokka: "And look!"
*shoves some of the goops into his (and Momo's) mouth- only to quickly spit it out and make gagging noises*
Sokka: "Tastes like rotten penguin meat! Uooohh... I feel woozy."
Katara: "You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!"
Sokka: "I have a natural curiousity."
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Sokka: "You're doing great! Just follow the sound of my voice!"
Toph: "It's kinda hard to ignore."
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Sokka: "Suki! You know about giant sea monsters, make it go away!"
Suki: "Just because I live near the Oonagi doesn't mean I'm an expert!"
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Toph: (falls into the sea) "Help! I can't swim!"
Sokka: "I'm comin', Toph!"
(Sokka gets ready to jump in and save her, but Suki beats him to it)
Toph: "Help! Oh, Sokka, you saved me!" (kisses who she thinks is Sokka on the cheek) "Mmmwa!"
Suki: "Actually, it's me."
Toph: "Oh... Well... heh heh... You can go ahead and let me drown now."
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Katara: "You've got a little dirt on your... everywhere, actually."
Toph: "You call it dirt, I call it a healthy coating of earth."
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Katara: "You know what we need... A girl's day out!"
Toph: "Do I have to?"
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Zuko: "You're so beautiful when you hate the world."
Mai: "I don't hate you."
Zuko: "I don't hate you too."
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Toph: "There's something coming toward us!"
Aang: "What is it?"
Toph: "It feels like an avalanche, but also not an avalanche."
Sokka: "Your powers of perception are frightning."
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Katara: "This is humiliating."
Sokka: "Do you mean getting thoroughly spanked by the Fire Nation or having to walk all the way to the Western Air Temple?"
Katara: "Both."
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The Duke: "I miss Pipsqueak."
Sokka: "I miss not having blisters on my feet."
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(whats-his-face... the wheelchaired glider boy): "I'll race you, Duke."
The Duke: "I told you, it's The Duke!"
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Aang: "You're insane, aren't you?"
Old Healer: "That's riiiight!"
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Sokka: "Who are you?"
Lead singing nomad (aka hippie): "I'm Charm, and this is my wife Lily. We're nomads, happy to go wherever the wind takes us."
Aang: "You guys are nomads? That's great! I'm a nomad!"
Charm: "Hey, me too."
Aang: "I know. You just said that."
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Charm: "Hey, hey! River people."
Katara: "We're not river people."
Charm: "You're not? Then kind of people are you?"
Aang: "Just... people."
Charm: "Aren't we all, brother."
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Aang: "Hey, Sokka! You should hear some of these stories. These guys have been everywhere."
Charm: "Well, not everywhere, little Arrow-Head, but where haven't been, we've heard about through stories and songs."
Aang: "They said they'd take us to see a giant night-crawler."
Fat hippie guy in pink (later known to be Moku): "On the way, there's a giant waterfall that creates a never-ending rainbow."
Sokka: "Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara is busy, I guess it's up to me... We need to get to Omashu. No sidetracks, no worms, and definitely no rainbows."
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Katara: "Is this real or a legend?"
Charm: "Oh, it's a real legend."
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Iroh: "Where are we going to go? We're enemies of the Earth Kingdom and fugitives from the Fire Nation."
Zuko: "If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed."
Iroh: "But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula."
(they both nod in decision)
Zuko: "Earth Kindom it is."
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Sokka: "Please tell me you're here because the Fire Lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down."
Aang: "He wasn't home. No one was. The entire palace city is abandoned."
Sokka: "They knew."
Aang: "It's over. the Fire Lord is probably long gone, far away on some remote island where he'll be safe during the eclipse."
Sokka: "No. My instincts tell me he wouldn't go too far. He would have secret bunker. Somewhere he could go and be safe during a siege, but still be close enough to lead his nation."
Toph: "If it's a underground secret bunker we're looking for, I'm just the girl to find it."
Sokka:
Aang:
Katara:
Hakoda:
Sokka:
Aang:
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Toph: "Who's Zuko?"
Sokka: "Oh, just some angry freak with a pony-tail who's tracked us all over the world."
Katara: "What's wrong with pony-tails, Pony-tail?"
Sokka: "This is a warrior's wolf-tail."
Katara: "Well, it certainly tells other warriors that you're fun and perky!"
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Katara: "It's those three girls from Omashu!"
Toph: "We can take 'em! Three on three!"
Sokka: "Actually, Toph, there's four of us."
Toph: "Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't count you... y'know, no bending and all."
Sokka: "I can still fight!"
Toph: "OK, three on three plus Sokka."
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Sokka: "Oh no, the sun is rising... We've been up all night with no sleep!"
Aang: "Sokka, we'll be okay."
Sokka: "Are you sure?! I've never not slept before! What if I fell asleep now and something happens?! And something always happens!"
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Mai: "Wads of wet fur. How delightful."
Ty Lee: "Hm... they're not wads, they're more like bundles, or bunches? It's got an 'uh' sound..."
Mai: "Clumps?"
Ty Lee: "Clumps! They're clumps!"
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Aang: "Alright, you've caught up with me. Now who are you and what do you want?"
Azula: "You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblence? Here's a hint."
Azula (covers her left eye and deepens her voice): "I must find the Avatar to restore my honor."
*Aang just stares, albeit sleepily*
Azula: "It's ok. You can laugh. It's funny."
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Azula: "Do you really want to fight me?"
Zuko: "Yes, I really do."
Aang: "Zuko!"
Azula: "I was wondering when you'd show up, Zu-zu."
Aang: (snickers) "Zu-zu?"
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Zuko: "Azula did this to you. It was surprise attack."
(Uncle) Iroh: "Somehow, that's not so surprising."
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Zuko: "So, Uncle, I've been thinking. It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a
(Uncle) Iroh: "No
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Zuko: "It smells like old lady in here."
Mai: "Gee, I wonder why."
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Zuko: "Here, this is for you."
Mai: "Why would I want that?"
Zuko: "I saw it and thought it was pretty. Don't girls like stuff like this?"
Mai: "Uhhk, maybe stupid girls."
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Ty Lee: "Oooh, I love this seashell bedspread."
Mai: "Are you serious? It looks like the beach threw up all over it."
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Katara:
Zuko: "June."
Sokka:
Suki: "Mole? Her skin is flawless."
Sokka: "No, she has this giant mole creature she rides around on."
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Katara: "Pakku."
*Katara does the Water Tribe bow*
Pakku: "It is respectful to bow to an old master, but how about a hug... for your new grandfather."
*Sokka makes some sort of suprised squeaking noise*
Katara: "That's so exciting! You and Gran-Gran must be so happy to have found each other again."
Pakku: "I made her a new betrothal necklace and everything."
*Sokka zips over to Pakku and gives him a hug that invades his personal space big time*
Sokka: "Welcome to the family, Gramp-Gramp!"
Pakku: "You can still just call me Pakku."
Sokka: "How about... Grampakku?"
Pakku: "No."
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Suki: "So wait, how do you all know each other?"
Bumi: "All old people know each other. Don't you know that?"
Pi-An-Dou: "We're all part of the same ancient secret society. A group that transcends the divisions of the Four Nations."
Zuko: "The Order of The White Lotus."
Bumi: (pops up to add his two cents) "That's the one!"
Jung Jun: "The White Lotus has always been about philosophy, and beauty, and truth!"
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Mai: "There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."
Mai's Mum: "Mai, your father was appointed governer. We're like royalty here. Be happy, and enjoy it."
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Ty Lee: "My aura has never been pinker!"
Azula: "I'll take your word for it."
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Lou or Lee:
Lee or Lou:
Lou AND Lee (together):
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Ty Lee: (pointing at a painting) "Who are these two beautiful women?"
Lou or Lee: "Can't you tell?"
Lou (at the same time as Lee): "It's Lou and me!"
Lee (at the same time as Lou): "It's Lee and me!"
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Lou or Lee: "We know you're upset that you were forced to come here this weekend. But Ember Island is a magical place. Keep an open mind."
Lee or Lou: "Give it a chance."
Lou AND Lee (together): "And it can help you understand yourselves and each other."
Lou or Lee: "The beach has a special way..."
Lee or Lou: "Of smoothing even the most ragged edges."
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Lou or Lee:
Lee or Lou:
Lou AND Lee (together):
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Toph: "Aang! I know swimming is fun and all, but do you really think you should be exposing yourself like that? Cover up."
Aang: "What? I'm wearing trunks!"
Toph: "I know! It's your tattoos I'm worried about!"
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*Azula spots some peole playing volleyball on the beach, then decides that she will play- and makes Zuko, Mai, and Ty Lee play too, of course*
Azula: (in the team huddle) "See that girl with the silly pig-tails? When she runs toward the ball, there is just the
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Zuko: "No one can make tea like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear Uncle's favorite tea joke?"
Katara: "Sure."
Aang: "I like jokes."
Toph: "Bring it."
Zuko: "Ok, well I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is: 'Leaf me alone! I'm bushed!'"
*long silence while everyone stares at Zuko*
Zuko: "Well, it's funnier when Uncle tells it."
Katara: "Right. Maybe that's because he remembers the whole thing."
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Sokka: "How far are we from the tunnel?"
Charm: "Actually, it's not just one tunnel. The lovers didn't want anyone to find out about their love, so they built a whole labyrinth."
Sokka: "Labyrinth?!"
Charm: "A' sure we'll figure it out."
Lily: "All you need to do is trust in love, according to curse."
Sokka: "Grrah! Cu-urse?!"
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Sokka: "What exactly is this curse?"
Charm: "The curse says that only those that trust in love can make it through the caves. Otherwise, you'll be trapped in them forever."
Lily: "And die."
Charm: "Oh yeah, and die. Hey-ey... I just remembered the rest of that song!"
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Moku: "Aw, great! Your plans have led us to another dead-end!"
Sokka: "At least I'm thinking of ideas, and trying to get us out of here, Moku!"
Charm: "Wait a minute, we're thinking of ideas? 'Cause I've had an idea about an hour now."
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Aang: "What about Sokka?"
*Sokka breaks his way into the scene*
Katara: "Sokka!"
Sokka: "How did you guys get out?"
Aang: "Just like the legend says, we let love lead the way."
Sokka: "Really? We let huge, ferocious beasts lead our way."
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