Thursday, March 29, 2012

Demetri Martin Quotes

"Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies."-Demetri Martin

"If someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter if you say yes or no. They want to touch you. If someone asks you if you're ticklish and you do not want to be touched, say something like 'I have diarrhea. ...And yes, I am very ticklish."-Demetri Martin

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