Ghost Hunt Quotes

"Scary how ignorant some people can be. Man, it's best not to call [Naru] a "child". It's really dangerous, just like calling a tiger a "meatball.""-Mai (translation from the original book series)

Hellsing Quotes

''Those who dare impersonate the dead are judged to join thier ranks.''-Alicard

Teen Titans Quotes

"Uh, how did I get here and why am I covered in drool?"-Beast Boy

"Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!"-Beast Boy

"Raven? How did...Where...What just... Why are you wearing PINK?!"-Beast Boy


"My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do!"-Cyborg

"Ow! Ow! Bad candy, bad candy! Hey! Stop that! That's not yours!"-Cyborg

"ALL RIGHT!! If y'all are bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg's bitin' back!" (Starts eating the evil candy)

"Mmm... Never knew evil tasted so good..."-Cyborg

"Many of your Earthly ways are still strange to me, but that was... "just plain freaky", correct?"-Starfire

(inside a Beast Boy whale belly) "Although Beast Boy's quick thinking has saved our lives, I believe I am... grossed out?"-Starfire

"Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"-Starfire

"Wonderful! I shall go cultivate the fungus!"-Starfire

"I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."-Starfire

"The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."-Starfire


"I wish to initiate a group hug!"-Starfire

"Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favourite depressing cafe."-Starfire

"What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!"-Starfire

"We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it."-Raven

"I'm not creepy, I'm just different. And I wish there was someone around here who understood that. Someone I could talk to. Someone more like me."-Raven

"Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say."-Raven

"My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset."-Raven

"They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room."-Raven

"Scared isn't same as sorry."-Raven

"I am afraid. I'm afraid... but that doesn't mean I can't fight back!"-Raven
"Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."-Raven

"I have to admit, the mask makes me feel cool."-Raven

"Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."-Raven

"We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."-Raven
"I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."-Raven


"I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain."-Raven


"And now I smell like rhino-butt."-Raven


"So... do we get bathroom breaks?"-Raven

"You're hugging me..."-Raven

"Cool... uh, I mean, oops."-Raven


"Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."-Raven

"Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."-Raven
"Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."-Raven


"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Beast Boy is right."-Raven

"Evil beware. We have waffles."-Raven

"Raven, you okay? We stopped by your room and the door's been knocked down."-Robin

"Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build."-Slade

"That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."-Starfire

"I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"-Starfire

"If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin- and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?"-Slade

"You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."-Slade

"Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second."-Slade

"Robin... you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead- do what you must."-Starfire
"If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"-Starfire

"One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed."-Warp

(holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."-Warp

"You mean I'm going to be bald?!"-Beast Boy (rips his hair out in panic)

"Tastes like sushi mixed with ice cream... got any more?"-Terra

"Impressive- unless you were aiming for me."-Slade

"I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."-Atlas

"And half of nothing is still nothing."-Atlas


"HELLO? Isn't it obvious? The movie's cursed! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious!"-Beast Boy

"Split up? SPLIT UP?! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy- ME!"-Beast Boy

"Sunrise. Time for bed."-Cyborg

"He's got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find."-Beast Boy

"Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."-Robin

"My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."-Killer Moth

"Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"-Starfire

"I believe, on such occasions, it is the custom to wear a dead plant?"-Starfire

"You know, for a weirdo who lives in his basement, this guy is pretty tough."-Beast Boy

"Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing."-Beast Boy

"Okay, maybe smashing the computer was a bad idea..."-Terra

"Alright, there's only one way that can memorate such a momentous occasion: Waffles!"-Cyborg

"I don't believe it... they actually trust me."-Terra

"The game is never over."-Master of Games

"Someone wanna explain how two hundred armed robots got past my security?"-Cyborg

"Why does the entire world look like it belongs on my grandma's fridge?"-Cyborg

"Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?"-Starfire

"My name is Terra. And I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans, and with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets."-Terra

"You promised to fight by my side forever. And that's a promise I intend to make you keep."-Slade

"That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "-Beast Boy

"It's your life, Terra. Your choice. It's never too late to change."-Beast Boy

"Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known."-Beast Boy

"Mmm-mmm! Sloppy joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!"-Stone (undercover Cyborg)


"It is simple; there is good and there is evil. There are those who commit crimes and those who try and stop them. Both sides are opposites; as different as day and night, and the line between them is clear. Or at least, it's supposed to be..."-Robin

"Not everybody likes to play the big villain, kid. I'm a thief. I'm not threatening your precious city. Just looking out for number one."-Red X
"There is good and there is evil, but the line between them can be almost impossible to find. Does one good deed make him am hero? Am I to blame for all of it because of a single mistake? In the end, all I really know is that the answers don't come easy. It's supposed to be simple. But it's not."-Robin

"I can't tell what's a bed, what's a chair, and what's alive! How am I supposed to take my beauty nap?"-Beast Boy

"I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zambia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!"-Beast Boy

"Hey! Did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I LIKE YAMS!"-Cyborg

"I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything."-Beast Boy

"Oh, Raven, come on! Why can't you just have fun like normal people? Why are you always locked in your dark room reading your nasty old books? Why do you have to be so creepy?"-Beast Boy
"The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the Fourth of July!"-Cyborg

"What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!"-Beast Boy


"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor."-Beast Boy

"There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."-Bumblebee

"Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?!"-Brother Blood
"Gimme my foot so I can kick your butt!"-Cyborg

"DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"-Beast Boy

"I do not like being a cat in this hat!"-Starfire

"Must you overanalyze everything? Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show?"-Mumbo

"Fish tacos?! What were you thinking?! I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!"-Aqualad

"If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence!"-Aqualad

"Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"-Starfire

"You call that the sound of chaos? More like elevator music!"-Beast Boy

"Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."-Pelican

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(wearing Raven's robe) "You don't need to see our identification."-Beast Boy

"You couldn’t just take a class. You had to travel around the world."-Robin

"The next time an old woman tells you to leave your shoes behind, take them anyway."-Robin

"Monkey see, monkey do- monkey just made a fool of you!"-Monkey

"There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way."-True Master

"There's an easy way and a hard way down this mountain. Looks like you picked the hard way."-Robin

"Ah, young warrior, you take things much too seriously."-True Master

"You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."-Robin

"We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it."-Cyborg

""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."-Slade

"I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea - the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? But honestly - did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it."-Slade

"Skies will burn. Flesh will become to stone. The sun will set on your world, never to rise again."-Slade

"Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"-Slade

(to Raven) "We'll be in touch." (throws Raven off a building) "Oh, and happy birthday."-Slade

"Ok, before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault."-Beast Boy

"Don't do anything. Don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: You start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future."-Cyborg

"I discovered electricity!" (charger blows up) "...or not."-Cyborg

"Man, you may be from the future, but you don't know a thing."-Cyborg

"A true warrior does not need armor."-Sarasim

"Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?"-Bob

"You will suffer for your impudence, green human!"-The Source

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Robin: "You got a problem, tin man?!"
Cyborg: "Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!"
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Starfire: (About the Pudding of Sadness) "Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."
Raven: "My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg."
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Starfire: "I feel like the underside of a Zornian muck-beetle."
Raven: "Tell me about it."
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Starfire: "I wish to initiate a group hug!"
Raven: "Pass."
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Beast Boy: "See? She thinks I'm funny."
Raven: "Statistically, I suppose someone has to."
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Raven: "This party is pointless."
Goth Boy: "Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?"
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Cyborg: "How could you lose the remote?!"
Beast Boy: "What makes you so sure I lost it?"
Cyborg: "Uh, 'cause you're you."
Beast Boy: "Look, just because I lost that video game-"
Cyborg: "And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!"
Beast Boy: "Well, it just disappeared! How am I supposed to know where it went?"
Cyborg: "Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!"
Raven: "Simple. You just get up and change the channel."
Cyborg: "Don't even joke like that."
Raven: "I wasn't joking."
Cyborg: "Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!"
Raven: "This is a pointless argument over a useless device."
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Cyborg: "Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I've been most of those animals!"
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Beast Boy: "I'm not eating meat!"
Cyborg: "There's no meat in pepperoni!"
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Raven: "Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank."
Beast Boy: "Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank...it's a BRILLIANT one!"
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Beast Boy: "Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!"
Raven: "I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."
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Beast Boy: (about Raven) "You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes!"
Cyborg: "At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out."
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Cyborg: (after meeting Pink "Happy" Raven) "Have you ever seen her this happy?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I didn't think Raven could do happy."
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Cyborg: (to Pink "Happy" Raven) "You're laughing?"
Beast Boy: "At one of my jokes?"
Pink "Happy" Raven: "Sure. I always thought you were funny BB, but hey, looks aren't everything!"
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Beast Boy: (To the green Raven) What is your deal?! First you nuke breakfast, then finally laughed at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?!
Happy, Timid and Brave Ravens: I'm Raven.
[Beast Boy faints at the scene of all three together.]
Cyborg: (pointing them each out) Happy, timid, brave.
Happy Raven: You forgot Dopey! (points to Beast Boy and laughs)
Cyborg: Different sides of Raven's personality; we're not in Ravens home...
Beast Boy: We're in her head.
Raven: And I want you out. [The incarnations of Raven's personality disappear as the actual one appears.] The mirror you found is for meditation. (to Beast Boy, getting angry) It's a portal into my (through gritted teeth) MIND, NOT A TOY!
Beast Boy: (nervously) Hehe... my bad.
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Raven: "You... stayed? I thought you didn't like me."
Beast Boy: "Thought you didn't like me."
Cyborg: "Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!"
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Raven: "Thank you... friends."
Beast Boy: "So we really are friends?"
Raven: "Hmmm..." (nods)
Beast Boy: "And you really think I'm funny?"
Raven: "Don't push it."
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Starfire: "Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"
Raven: (tosses her puppet to Starfire) "Knock yourself out."
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Starfire: (as Raven) Oh Raven! This is awful, terribly, horribly awful!
Raven: (as Starfire, dryly) Tell me about it.
Starfire: Very well. Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies which he is using to hunt us down and you and I are in the wrong bodies and-! (she destroys everything she walks past as she gets more worked up)
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Starfire: (as Raven) What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!
Raven: (as Starfire) We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys, and we will get our bodies back. *pause* What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: (as Raven) Nothing!
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Starfire: (as Raven) What was your joyful thought?
Raven: (as Starfire) You don't want to know.
Starfire: (as Raven) Oh, but I do! Please tell me: What did you imagine?
Raven: (as Starfire, sighs) You not talking.
Starfire: (as Raven, crestfallen) Oh...well...I am...glad I was able to help.
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Puppet Beast Boy: "Dude. Get your butt outta my face!"
Puppet Robin: "Can't move. Deal with it."
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Starfire: "We have done it!" (hugs Raven)
Raven: "You're hugging me..."
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Beast Boy: "If you think that's cool, wait'll you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark-"
*Cyborg presses the off switch on Beast Boy's microphone*
Beast Boy: (muffled) "Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!"
Cyborg: "Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone."
Raven: "Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?"
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Beast Boy: "Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous."
*Beast Boy transforms into a whale*
Raven: "He just put on 300,000 pounds. I am so jealous."
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Cyborg: "Main power's down, hydrojets are toast and we're leaking air!"
Robin: "Tell me something I don't know!"
Raven: "Ok. We're all going to drown."
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Beast Boy: (as a squid, chasing the Titan Ship as they sink) "I got it, I got it!" (two whales pass him) "Huh?" (the two whales save the Teen Titans) "They got it? How come they got it?"
Aqualad: (pops up next to him) "Because I asked for their help."
Beast Boy: "You talk to fish? Yeah, right!"
Aqualad: "I'm talking to you, aren't I?"
Beast Boy: "Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid."
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Beast Boy: "You're the best!"
Aqualad: "No, you're the best!"
Beast Boy: "Yeah, you're right."
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Raven: (has a stick red X over her mouth) "Mmmph, mmph!"
Beast Boy: "I dunno, Raven. That's kind of a good look for you."
Cyborg: "Hold still." (he rips the X off with a nasty tearing noise. Beast Boy and Starfire scream)
Raven: (pained faces appear behind her and vanish) "...ow."
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Cyborg: "I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum."
Beast Boy: "Kay... do you come with subtitles?"
Cyborg: "My eye should spot him even if he's invisible."
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Robin: "Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!"
Slade: "On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun."
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Robin: "You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them."
Starfire: "I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?"
Robin: "I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him."
Starfire: "That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."
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Starfire: "Now we need only to locate an exit."
Cyborg: "Or just keep blastin' 'til we make one."
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Cyborg: "Make him laugh!"
Starfire: "How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark?...Fimbar!"
(Beast Boy continues drooling obliviously into space)
Starfire: "Um... "boogers"?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... "boogers."" (realizes he was hypnotized again) "...OH MAN!"
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Starfire: "I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"
Raven: "Beast Boy had a brain?"
Beast Boy: (Wakes up laughing) "Ha ha! Good one!" (realizes he was just insulted, stops laughing, and glares) "Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain...I just don't use it much..."
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Raven: (Looks at Cyborg, milkshakes on the ground around him) Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
Cyborg: What are you doing here?
Raven: Looking for your car. Soon as we turned in Overload to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Cyborg: Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Raven: Maybe, maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little soul of me whenever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda like what happened here. It wasn't just a car, it was... your "baby".
Cyborg: Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
Raven: And someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
Cyborg: (Sees Gizmo drive off in his car) (To Gizmo) Don't get ketchup on the seats!
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Gizmo: "Hey! Let me go, ya barf-smelling hairball!"
*Gizmo farts in Cyborg's face*
Raven: "Okay, making it REALLY hard to concentrate..."
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Robin: "All you care about is destruction."
Slade: "And all you care about, you destroy."
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Slade: "You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."
Robin: "I already have a father."
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Robin: "KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!"
Raven: "Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."
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Starfire: "If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"
Warp: ""Damage"? Silly girl, there's nothing wrong with your past. One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed." (holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."
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Starfire: "Where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, do you wish to be my friend?"
Terra: "Um, Earth, walked, red, and, sure?"
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Atlas: "I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."
Cyborg: "I'm only half human!"
Atlas: "And half of nothing is still nothing."
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Control Freak: Well, well, well! If it isn't my old arch nemesis-ses (Somewhat unsure of the plural of nemesis), the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: Um...Yeah! (Aside to Cyborg) Who is this guy? (Cyborg shrugs in answer.)
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Control Freaks displayed on the televisions: I am the master of monsters! I am your darkest nightmares come to life! I am...Control Freak!
Control Freak: (Aiming his remote at the same wall, causing his doppelgängers to applaud his introduction.)
Raven: (Sarcastically) A couch potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
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Robin: "Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."
Starfire: "It was facinating! I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."
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Killer Moth: "My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."
Kitten: "Hi, Robbie-poo!"
(record scratch sound)Robin: (pause) "Um... what was that last one again?"
Starfire: "Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"
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Starfire: (slaps Kitten) "This "prom" is some kind of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!"
Robin: "It's not a duel, Star. It's a date."
Starfire: (gasps) "Robin does not accept! Do you hear me? ROBIN DOES NOT ACCEPT!"
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Kitten: "Take my arm, lead me in. And would it kill you to smile?"
Robin: "Maybe."
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Starfire: (hugging Terra) "Oh, hello, long-lost friend!! You remember me, yes?!"
Terra: "Of course, Starfire... I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me."
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Terra: Why can't you just trust me?
Raven: Because you don't deserve it. I have to meditate every day to keep my powers under control. And I'm supposed to believe that you can just suddenly control yours? Trust is something is you have to earn!
Terra: How? How do I earn it?
Raven: You can start by trusting me.
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Terra: "Sorry we kind of got off to a rocky start."
Raven: "Actually, I thought things went pretty well. It took me a year to stop hating Beast Boy."
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Speedy: "Winning isn't everything."
Robin: "It's just the only thing that matters."
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Robin: "Maybe the game isn't over."
Master of Games: "The game is never over."
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Terra: "Come on! The night's still young!"
Beast Boy: "But... pie!"
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Terra: "Do you trust me?"
Beast Boy: "More than anyone I've ever met."
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Beast Boy: (to Terra) "We've got to get back to the Tower and..."
Terra: "Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't."
Beast Boy: "What? Why can't you?"
Slade: (appears from shadows) "Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice."
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Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight! What shall we do?"
Robin: "Fight anyway."
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Terra: (to Beast Boy) "You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?"
Beast Boy: (turning his back on her) "Slade was right. You don't have any friends."
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Raven: "This is bad." (notices Beast's Boy's mouth is gone) "Well, it's not all bad."
Beast Boy: (steals Raven's mouth) "Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?!"
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Robin: "You broke reality?!"
Larry: "We did. Together! Oops."
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Larry: "Yay! Larry fixed everything!"
Beast Boy: "Olleh! Uoy ot dexif dnuos I od?"
Larry: "Um, that'll just wear off. Sooner or later."
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Beast Boy: "Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes!"
Raven: "Pull over. I think I'm going to be sick."
Starfire: "Oh, I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes. "
Robin: "Actually, Starfire, it just wasn't humorous."
Raven: "Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes."
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Beast Boy: "Why did the aardvark cross the road?"
Raven: "To beat up the idiot telling jokes about it?"
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Terra: Better be careful, Raven. Beast Boy told me all about your little temper tantrums.
Raven: Anger is pointless. My emotions are in control.
Terra: Naagh, naagh, naagh, "anger is pointless". And you're calling ME a liar? [Raven tries to make a pass at Terra only to have her pulled down by the mud she controls.] Come on, Raven - what stings the most? That I tricked you? That I nearly wiped out your team? That everyone liked me better than you?
Raven: Stop it!
Terra: Or is it that deep down, you really believed that I was your friend?
[Raven loses control of her anger and turns into her twisted form.
Raven: (Attacking Terra) I trusted you! We trusted you! We gave you everything and you treated us like dirt!
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Cyborg: "No more chances."
Starfire: "No more trust."
Raven: "And no more mercy."
Beast Boy: "She's just another criminal."
Robin: "And we're going to stop her. No matter what it takes."
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Terra: "You have to stop me, Beast Boy, please! I don't want to fight anymore!"
Beast Boy: "Then don't let Slade control you anymore!"
Terra: "I have no choice..."
Beast Boy: "That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "
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Beast Boy: "Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise!"
*Beast Boy turns into a string of different animals*Raven: "Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."
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Jinx: "You could have been one of us..."
Cyborg: "I could have been a lot of things."
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Robin: "Who are you?"
Red X: "If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask?"
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Robin: "I thought you didn't like to play the hero."
Red X: "Doesn't mean I don't know how."
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Starfire: "Yes, I will do the what is right for Tamaran..."
Galfor: "You must do what is right... in your heart."
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Cyborg: (after Beast Boy turns into an alien animal) "How did you know you could do that?"
Beast Boy: "Lucky guess."
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Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be fun? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.
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Robin: Cyborg calm down there's something wrong with you let us help.
Cyborg: (Seeing Robin as a steak)You bet there's something wrong. We need gravy! And plenty of it!
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Cyborg: "Ooh, my stomach! I feel like I ate a tire!"
Raven: "That's a distinct possibility."
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Raven: "Now, how would Beast Boy know something like that?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha... I may have, kind of been, uh, a fly on the wall in your room."
Raven: "You look more like a rat to me."
*Raven turns Beast Boy into a rat*Beast Boy: "She morphed me!"
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Raven: "I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t... creepy. And don’t try to tell me I’m not."
Beast Boy:" Okay. Fine. You’re way creepy. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not."
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Beast Boy: "See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!""
Raven: "Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?"
Beast Boy: "What's your point?"
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Cyborg: "And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?"
Bumblebee: "There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."
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Adonis: "You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on!"
Beast Boy: "Dude, it is totally brunged... branged."
Raven: "Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."
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Raven: "Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."
Beast Boy: "Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on."
Raven: "We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."
Beast Boy: "Beast Dude?"
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Beast Boy: "Remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like- bleh! -and you were like- rrr! -and Robin was like- ugh... -but then we found Killer Moth and I was like- Dude! -and Raven was like- zzzzzt! -and Cyborg was like- Boo-yah! -and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things?"
Starfire: "Um... yes?"
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Beast Boy: "Why does that bunny sound like Raven?"
Raven: "Because I am Raven."
Starfire: "Oh! You look so cute!"
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Cyborg: "Hang on a second! We're inside Mumbo's hat, and Raven is inside Mumbo's hat, inside Mumbo's hat?!"
Beast Boy: "DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"
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Robin: "Sorry, Starfire, I must have stepped on your foot."
Starfire: "I believe it was my... tail..."
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Cyborg: (Turned into a bear) Oh, wait until I get my claws on that Mumbo! (Pauses) Did I just say "claws"?! Oh, man!
Starfire: (Turned into a cat) Be thankful that you do not have the fleas... (Scratches)
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Beast Boy: "I got it!"
Cyborg: "It can't involve tanks or man-eating sharks."
Beast Boy: "I don't got it."
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Brother Blood: "Come on, Cyborg, what makes you tick?!"
Cyborg: "A 50,000-watt power cell!"
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Starfire: "Why does the Punk Rocket wish to hurt people with his music? Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"
Raven: "You obviously haven't heard any of my music."
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Pelican: "Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."
Starfire: "I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV-"
Beast Boy: "Hey, Star! Run for your life!"
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Rebecca: "Oh, Lance. I didn't mean to make you fall madly in love with me. But ever since Joaquim left with my evil half-sister-"
Cyborg: "Yo! I don't love you! My name's not Lance, and I just need to know if you've seen a fat guy in an overcoat!"
Rebecca: "Oh, Lance!"
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Beast Boy: "Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens."
Raven: (looking at Beast Boy) "Happens to some of us more than others."
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Monkey: "I am the Guardian of the Trees."
Robin: "And in order to continue my journey, I must first defeat you."
Monkey: "How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I am going to say next?"
Robin: "No."
Monkey: "Me neither."
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Robin: "Why was it so important that I had to get to the top of the mountain before sunset?"
True Master: "It is much easier to see the path when it's not dark!"
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Robin: "You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."
Raven: "Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."
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Dr. Light: "No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!"
Raven: (appears behind him) "Remember me?"
Dr. Light: "I'd like to go to jail now, please."
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Cyborg: "Whoa!"
Slade: ""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."
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Robin: "What's happening?"
Raven: "It's my birthday."
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Slade: "Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"
Raven: "I can try!"
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Researcher: "You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme."
Beast Boy: "Ooh... it's so shiny!"
Researcher: "Yes, it is rather shiny."
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Little Girl: "I want a monkey!"
Beast Boy: "Right. Monkey. I can do that."
*he tries to make a balloon animal- it explodes in his face*
Little Girl: "That's not a monkey! You stink!"
Beast Boy: "Wait! Monkey, look!" (transforms)
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Robin: "Mega Meaty Meat? I've never heard of this place before."
Raven: "Sounds healthy."
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Raven: "Okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me."
Man in Steak Suit: "It's meat-tastic!"
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Robin: "I'm glad you find a way to make some extra money, Beast Boy, but don't you think this place seems a little weird?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes, this place is weird, and I hate it! But I'm not leaving 'til I earn that moped."
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Beast Boy: "Hey, Bob, any chance you could help me out?"
Bob: "That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back."
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Cyborg: "Whoever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up!"
Raven: (discovers the sole ocuppant of the flying saucer... a cow) "So, we're being invaded by cows?"
Starfire: "Use caution; the cow people of Garland Prime are formidable."
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The Source: "What is this?"
Beast Boy: "Lunch. And I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious, meat-free substitute."
The Source: "You're just trying to scare me!"
Beast Boy: "Am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbeque sauce."
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Robin: "Can this day get any weirder?"
(scene moves to Titans in tower with cows)
Raven: "I think it just did."
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Robin: "Beast Boy, you don't need a moped. You can fly."
Beast Boy: "Yeah, but my arms get tired."
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Batman Quotes

"And the call me crazy."-The Joker
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Creeper: "Woa! I like a girl who plays rough!"
Robin: "But... she just tried to kill you!"
Creeper: "You're young. You'll learn."
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Batman: "Who are you?"
Creeper: "They call me Yellow-Skinned-Wacky-Man! But I prefer The Creeper!"
Robin: "Call Arkham, quick."
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Part VII

"Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible."-T.E. Lawrence
"The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness."-Norman Cousins
"Since the media want a charimatic prince, I give them one."-Prince Clovis
"If the King doesn't lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?"-Lelouch
(Orange Farm quote) ""-Gilbert G.P. Guilford (QUOTE IS INCOMPLETE - episode: UNCOMFIRMED)
"Ever since we made our big splash at the hotel-jacking, the Black Knights have taken the world by storm. We've become a friend to the weak, just as Zero proclaimed we would. Terrorists who involve civilians, an overbearing military, criminal syndicates, corrupt politicians and profitier; if the law would not punish them, then we would. In the blink of an eye, we'd become heros. Support for us has swelled, and we've even gotten our hands on some nightmares again. Of course, no one could show that in public, because... Because our leader Zero had killed Prince Clovis. There are many in our ranks who wish to know his true identity, myself included. But if we push too hard, I suspect that he would vanish. And without him... I'm fairly certain we'd be finished."-Kallen
"A Britannian? He looks too confident to be a spy. An extremist?"-Lelouch
"The Japanese can't resist jumping on the bandwagon. They hear a well-grounded buzz word, and off they go."-Lelouch
"Yeah, well, everybody loves a hero. And what better hero than a knight?"-Lelouch
"I kinda doubt that's what a real Knight for Justice would say."-C2
"Do you know why snow is white? Snow is white because it has forgotten what color it's supposed to be."-C2
"Let me see you BURST, Britannian!"-Kallen
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C2: "Isn't it wonderful how the number of recruits keep growing?"
Lelouch: "And it was simpler than I ever expected. 'While I bitterly hate the Britannians, I refuse to condone terrorism.' That's the prevailing veiw of most Elevens."
C2: "Then, basically, Elevens support the Black Knights for the most part."
Lelouch: "Which in turn makes it easier for us to operate as a whole. It's a huge help that the people don't report our activities to the Britannians. Plus, I hear some group called Kyoto offered to send us some Nightmares. The number of informants has been increasing quickly, too. The Japanese can't resist jumping on the bandwagon. They hear a well-grounded buzz word, and off they go."
C2: "Hence the 'Knights for Justice' act."

Kurokami Quotes

"I will defy destiny!"-Kuro

Yu-Gi-Oh Quotes

"You know what I like about butterflies? They don't talk!"-Joey

"Relax. I don't want your company. I just needed the upper-hand so I could force you to do something for me. Plus I was bored, and it was fun."-Pegasus

"Hey, I just got a great idea guys: RUN!"-Joey

"So let's thank our lucky stars we're not being chased by giant man-eating tomatos."-Grandpa Moto

"This is ridiculous. Do you realize you're talking to a hologram with your head on it?"-Kaiba

"Anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late."-Kaiba

"Now what do you say we get out there, watch Joey's duel, and do what we do best; cheer from the sidelines!"-Tristan

"Can't these people see this is only a card game?"-Kaiba

"What are you looking at? You think I'm going to let you change my mind? I am not flying to Egypt. Look at me, I'm talking to some golden antique eyeball."-Kaiba

"Yep. We're floating on a fat guy."-Joey

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Joey: "Goooo, Drumsticks!"
Mai: "Uh, guys... Joey named his chicken."
Joey: "It's a Neemittori, Mai."
Mai: "Whatever."
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Kaiba: "I'll never let a snake like you wrap yourself around my company, is that clear?!"
Pegasus: "Relax. I don't want your company. I just needed the upper-hand so I could force you to do something for me. Plus I was bored, and it was fun."
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Kaiba: "So you've got a dweeb army. Am I supposed to be scared to attack?"
Dartz: "Well... Only if destroying an innocent soul concerns you."
Kaiba: "Nahh. As the president of a major corporation, I have to do that every day."
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Kaiba: "Don't you have someone else to annoy?"
Joey: "Nope. Not at the moment."
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Joey: "Are we going or what?"
Kaiba: "What do you think, genius?"
Joey: "I'm detecting some sarcasm, rich-boy."
Kaiba: "Really."
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Joey: "About that underdog card. You said it reminds you of someone, right?"
Yami (Pharoah): "I did? Oh, yes. Um... A little help here?"
(Yami switches places with Yugi)
Yugi: "Oh yeah, well that's really mature, Pharoah!"
Joey: "Well, Yug? 'Cause everyone else over there seems to think that I remind you of this underdog."
Yugi: "They do, huh? Well, let me think of the best way to put this, Joey... That card makes me think of you because even when the odds are against you, you always pull through!"
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Joey: "It's Blue Eyes!"
Tristan: "That would be a statue."
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Mokuba: "Oh, and did I mention every ride is free today?"
Tristan: "You guy rock!"
Joey: "I love this place! Let's tilt and whirl 'til we hurl!"
Tristan: "Ohh yeah!"
Téa: "I need some female friends."
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Mokuba: "You gotta let me know if you notice anything strange."
Téa: "Sure. But you do know that strange things happen to us all the time, right?"
Tristen: "She's got a point there."
Yugi: "But I was hoping this time would be different."
Mokuba: "Huh?"
Yugi: "But so much for that, huh? Just once, I'd like to duel in a tournament for the thrill of it, and not have to worry who's trying to take over the world!"
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Tristan: "You sure that thing is Atlantis?"
Joey: "Hm... Big, ancient city-looking thing rising up out of the ocean? I'd say that fits the bill."
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"Hey! One of those worms just barfed on me!"-Joey
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Yugi: "Thanks a lot. But I've been leading you guys into danger week after week for way too long! You should just-"
Téa: "Look, you've gotta stop talking us out of helping you."
Tristan: "She's right. It's getting real old and it never works. Now let's go!"
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Joey: "Hey, eat my dust, you slowpokes!" (slides down a dune) "Nyayaah!"
Yugi: "Joey! No!"
Tristan: "What was that about us eating your dust?"
Téa: "Look's more like he's the one who bit the dust."
Joey: "Ptew! Ptew! Actually, it's more like I bit the sand..."
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GX_______
"As the Shadow fog rolls past, you all will feel the darkness take you into it's grip... completely."-(duel "boogey man")

"I used to be just like you. An elitest snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed. Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people... Anyway, there's a lesson in there, I'm just not sure where."-Chaz

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(duel boogey man): "Treasure the numbness, for it will not last. Soon, you will be drawn into an infinite chasm of eternal darkness where every waking moment will be filled with a gaping-"
Jaden: "What? Give me a break. How bad can it be? So what? Back at our dorm, we got black-out curtains so that we can sleep in later. I'm not scared of the dark. It's great!"
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Chumbly: "It's ok. The odds are way in Jaden's favor."
Cyrus: "You flunked math, Chumbly."
Chumbly: "No, I got a 54!"
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Bastian: "Great Scott!"
Cyrus: "Aw man."
Hassleberry: "Sam Hill!"
Alexis: "Why don't I have a catch phrase?"
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(Alexis's friend with short hair): "It's an emergency!"
Alexis: "Let me guess, you lost your hairbrush."
(Alexis's friend with short hair): "Even worse."
(Alexis's friend with black hair): "Something happened to our dorm!"
Alexis: "Well... There have been some weird things going on around here lately. But this better be legit!"
*turns and motions to a 'follow me' signal*
Alexis: "Come on!"
(Alexis's friend with short hair): "By the way, did anyone find a pink hairbrush?"
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Addicus: "All of those guys dueled him and lost. Then he turned them into mindless robots!"
Cyrus: "I would have said zombies, but you know, either way."
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TeamFourStar's DragonBall Z Abridged Quotes

Part IX

"A shapeshifter in a wax museum... great."-Batman, The Batman
"What's life without honor?"-Draga
"The real test of honor isn't how you die, it's how you live."-Superman
"Hey, we both got a Martian's phone number on our speed-dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here."-Flash
"Flash, don't heckle the super-villain!"-John Stewart (Green Lantern)
"Gee, why would a hired gun try to shoot somebody? Could it be that... someone paid me to?"-some (decently-skilled) hitman
"What kind of criminals tip off the authorities?"-Hawkgirl
"A pity he uses his talents for evil, rather than entertain children at birthday parties."-The Streak
"Holy hi-jacking!"-Ray
"Holy hostages!"-Ray
"Is it just me, or are those two the only cops in this town?"-Flash
"That's it. I officially wanna go home."-Flash
"Great jumping Hera!"-Flash
"So, are you here for the high risk, or the low pay?"-Soldier
"Rolemodels? Look, I've seen showgirls with more modesty than this so-called-Wonder Woman."-Godfrey
"Princess, I don't like Godfrey any more than you do. But in this country, he's entitled to his opinion... however bone-headed it is."-John Stewart (Green Lantern)
"Where do these nuts come from?"-Flash
"This night couldn't get any worse; my sponsers just dropped me, and they're all out of iced mochas."-Flash
"Like Granny Flash used to say, why curse the dark... when you can light up a seven hundred watt candle?!"-Flash
"Swirlie lights... fuzzy grilled cheese."-Flash
"Mine are bigger than yours."-Batman
"I can't believe I'm the mature one here."-Flash
"I'm impressed. Let's go wreck it."-Superman
"Ever read The Odyssey? After Odysius was caught by the Cyclops, he told it his name was 'Nobody'. So when he poked it's eye out and it's friends asked who did it, all the Cyclops could say was, "Nobody.""-Batman
"Don't touch that remote. I know it's heart-breaking to have your favorite shows pre-empted, but look what you're getting instead; Me... And a whole truckload of mindless violence and wanton property damage- everything that makes T.V. great!"-Joker
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Green Arrow: "Is that a containment suit?" Captin Atom: "Uh-huh. I'm not flesh and blood anymore, just living energy." Green Arrow: "That wouldn't be nuclear energy, would it?" Captin Atom: "With a name like Captin Atom, what do you think?"
Green Arrow: "I think you're what I marched against back in college."
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Detective: "Maybe some coffee will help. How do you take it?"
Flash: "Cream and thirty-seven sugars."
(the detective automatically start the task, then stops and turns to look at the Flash)
Flash: "Really."
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Flash: "Thanks for sticking up for me in there."
(Green Lantern smacks him upside the head.)
Flash: "Ow!"
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Hawkgirl: "What kind of criminals tip off the authorities?"
Tom Turbine: "The worst kind."
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Soldier 1: (reads the inscription on cave entrance) "Cave? Well, duh!"
Soldier 2: "Not cave, caue. It's Latin... means 'Beware'."
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TV Personality Godfrey: (on his talkshow) "Rolemodels? Look, I've seen showgirls with more modesty than this so-called-Wonder Woman."
Wonder Woman: (smashes her fist in the screen) "I will not tolerate this!"
John Stewart (Green Lantern): "Princess, I don't like Godfrey any more than you do. But in this country, he's entitled to his opinion... however bone-headed it is."
Flash: "Democracy in action. Hey, didn't the Greeks invent that?"
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Wonder Woman: "And what's wrong with the way I dress?"
Flash: (to Green Lantern): "Uhh... you wanna take that?"
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Batman: "What do these guys want, anyway?"
Superman: "To take over the world. Or rob banks. I forget."
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Batman: "Who are you?"
Creeper: "They call me Yellow-Skinned-Wacky-Man! But I prefer The Creeper!"
Robin: "Call Arkham, quick."

"A game has rules. Your stunts are just random idiocy."-Clark Kent (Superman)
"Do you know how depressing it is to have to clean up after your assailant?"-Louis Lane
"I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!"-Harleyquinn
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Lois: "You know her?"
Clark: "We... used to date."
Lois: "Get out!"
Clark: "In high school."
Lois: "She's certainly come up in the world."
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Lois: "Every time my sister visits, she just moves right on in, and stays and stays and- was that a penguin?"
Clark: "I'm afraid so."
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Mxyzpixilated: "Hey, hey! You can't just walk out! If you do, your friends will stay mindless beasts!"
Superman: "They don't seem to mind."
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Harleyquinn: "Pudding!"
Batman: "At this point, he... probably is."

"Don't worry, Clark, it was the end of the world. It's not like I'm expecting us to hook up."-Chloe
"I can never make up for what happened. All I can do is move forward and rebuild everything I've damaged."-Lex
"Clark has more issues than Rolling Stone."-Chloe
"I know, I know: stay away from religion, politics, and bad dye jobs."-Lois
"Life is about change. Sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's beautiful, but most of the time it's both."-Lana
"You're never going to get anywhere with your eyes closed."-Lionel
"It took me five dates to figure out you were delusional."-Helen
"You have no idea what I'm capable of."-Lex
"Oh, Lex is definitely one of a kind."-Clark
"Chloe, I could never outgrow you. Other than vertically."-Clark
"You were tied to a stake in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions. You could have died out there."-Lex
"My father sent me to Smallville because he'd rather surround himself with drones than people who challenge his archaic business practices."-Lex
"Zod doesn't take orders, he gives them."-Zod (possessed Lex)
"My mom was a cheerleader, so was my aunt. Figured it was time to break the vicious cycle."-Lana
"Now that you're renowned for your eloquence, Lois, but, uh, I have no idea what you're talking about."-Lex
"So even your plants have hidden agendas."-Clark
"Did you just paddle me?"-Jimmy
"I can't believe you bet against your best friend."-Chloe
"We'd love to join you and Scooby in the Mystery Machine for another zany adventure, but we have to turn in our permission slips before homeroom."-Pete
"Lex Luthor, with a girl that he doesn’t have to inflate."-Oliver/Green Arrow
"You can't just sit safely by the water and watch all the happy people splashing around. I mean, eventually you have to grow some fins and just dive in."-Chloe
"It's nice to see Lois has found someone who's willing to overlook her personality."-Clark
"Watching you bumble through our database is like watching Clark try to dance."-Chloe
"Lana! Your billionaire drag you to this thing too?"-Lois
"When I was 13, a reporter caught me between classes at boarding school and asked how I felt about my mother's death. A microphone shoved in my face, surrounded by classmates I couldn't stand... that's how I learned she had died."-Lex
"Clark, you've lost your visiting rights. Why don't you just save some time and send flowers?"-Lex
"I've got more important things to worry about, like staying alive!"-Oliver/Green Arrow "After the accident, when my heart stopped, it was the most exhilarating two minutes of my life. I flew over Smallville, and for the first time, I didn't see a dead end. I saw a new beginning. Thanks to you, I have a second chance. We have a future, Clark, and I don't want anything to stand in the way of our friendship."-Lex
"We had no future. He's a world-renowned billionaire, and I'm a nail-biting Talon-doling tabloid reporter."-Lois
"I know the feeling. Kind of makes you wonder if you're with the right guy. One chucks footballs, the other helps save lives."-Lex
"I'm pretty open-minded but kinky hide and seek really isn't my game."-Lois
"I wasn’t the most popular kid at Excelsior. The way I looked, the rumors about what happened to my brother Julian, but Duncan didn’t care. He was my only friend and I betrayed him."-Lex
"For my father, poverty is just another word for lazy."-Lex
"If I lived under the same roof as such a beautiful woman, I would've masked my feelings in sarcasm, too."-Oliver/Green Arrow
"I’ve seen that look before. When was it? Oh yeah, when you almost beat your only friend to death back at Excelsior."-Oliver/Green Arrow
"Greatness is a rarefied air one must be taught to breathe!"-Lionel
"Pain is part of anyone's journey, Kal-El. You can't escape it."-Raya
"Paying for the sins of your father can be a bitch."-Baern
"You have no idea how much you mean to me." (long silence) "In an ideal world, I was hoping for some kind of response."-Lex
"I know that "Lex Luthor Lost" is a juicy headline, but tell me again why we’re looking for the root of all evil?"-Jimmy
"I joined a football team, not a cult."-Clark
"It says on the door out there that this is my office. My private office. Obviously that doesn't mean much to you."-Lionel
"Sometimes people can surprise you."-Lana
"I'd give anything to be normal."-Clark
"I call it 'The Wall of Weird.' It's every strange, bizarre, and unexplained event that's happened in Smallville since the meteor shower. That's when it all began - when the town went schizo."-Chloe
"Do you tell me everything that happens in your life? We all keep secrets, Clark."-Chloe "Regardless, you call Clark before you dial 911. I mean, what's he gonna do, dismantle the bomb with his great hair?"-Jimmy
"Just follow your heart, and you'll always do the right thing."-Martha
"Everything that you have done for Kal-El, you have my deepest gratitude. I could not have wished for a brighter light to guide my son. Farewell, Martha Kent."-Jar-El
"For the first time, I'm ready to stop running... from who I really am... from my destiny."-Clark
"You don't need to be indestructible to be a hero."-Clark
"It's a proven fact. If Clark Kent were any slower, he'd be extinct."-Pete
"I guess heroes don’t get sick days."-Chloe
"Well, I guess there's some sort of secret code of honor among superheroes."-Chloe "Did the humor come with the costume?"-Lois "This whole time I wanted to be like Clark Kent. I wanted to have the ability to bring justice to the world without having to get killed in the process. Then something occurred to me, I realized that Clark Kent would never take another man's life, I came within an inch of doing just that. I'm not even in your league."-Oliver/Green Arrow "Gadgets? Against the man of steel?"-Chloe "Sometimes, in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets."-Clark "Costumes really aren't my thing."-Clark "Better hit the gym. Spandex is hard to pull off."-Lex "Save any more lives on your way over? Keep it up and you could make a career out of it."-Lex "Apparently you were too busy using your powers to bale hay to realize that there's a crime wave in Metropolis... let me ask you a question: are you ever going to get off your ass and finally do something for a change?"-Oliver/Green Arrow "You feel the need to carry the world on your shoulders. That's noble. But there are other people out there who want to help you fight the good fight, and you need to let them in. Because sometimes even heroes need to be saved."-Chloe "Every world needs its heros. They inspire us to be better than we are. And they protect us from the darkness that's just around the corner."-Martha === Lois Lane: "What were you thinking?" Clark Kent: "I was looking out for you." Lois Lane: "I have 20/20 vision, Smallville. I look out for myself." === Lex Luthor: "What do you think is faster, an arrow or a bullet?" Oliver/Green Arrow: "There's only one way to find out." === Lana Lang: "Do you ever wish that you could go back in time and... everything would be different?" Clark Kent: "All the time." === Lex Luthor: "You want to tell me what happened last night?" Clark Kent: "It was just a stupid prank." Lex Luthor: "You were tied to a stake in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions. You could have died out there." === Lana Lang: "Can you keep a secret?" Clark Kent: "I'm the Fort Knox of secrets." === Martha Kent: "You can't live on coffee three meals a day, Chloe." Chloe Sullivan: "I mix it up with the occasional blueberry muffin. What? That has a food group in it." Clark Kent: "Barely." === Clark Kent: "The Fortress is dead. Everything's changing. Dad's gone. I can't talk to Lex. Lana's... I don't know where to go from here." Martha Kent: "I didn't either when I was your age." === Jonathan Kent: "Are you okay?" Clark Kent: "Can I answer that in about five years?" === Lex Luthor: "What about you, what are you going to do?" Duncan: "I'm going to help people like Warrior Angel." Lex Luthor: "Better hit the gym. Spandex is hard to pull off." === Oliver/Green Arrow: "Clark. I was wondering if my security system would keep someone like you out." Clark Kent: "Looks like you need an upgrade." Oliver/Green Arrow: "Or you need to learn how to knock." === Lex Luthor: "Those are just security cameras to ensure the safety of everyone on this property." Lana Lang: "I see.. was I breaching security when I was alone in my bedroom?" === Lex Luthor: "Ever since you came to Metropolis, I've been kidnapped, had my life put in jeopardy and now the woman I love is lying in a hospital bed." Oliver/Green Arrow: "And you think that's my fault? Sounds to me, more like bad karma." === (after Lex gets a dead schoolmate's blood on him) Lionel Luthor: "Are you all right, son?" Lex Luthor: "Nothing a little dry cleaning won't cure." Lionel Luthor: "That's distasteful, Lex, even for you." Lex Luthor: "What can I say? It's a nice suit." === Lex Luthor: "Like your hands are clean?" Oliver/Green Arrow: "No, not even close, but since then I've been scrubbing 'em real hard. Yours just keep getting dirtier." === Oliver/Green Arrow: "Contained electromagnetic pulse, knocks out everything electrical within an 8’ radius. Cameras, laser systems, pacemakers. The last one was a joke." Clark Kent: "I'm laughing on the inside." Oliver/Green Arrow: Well, maybe we'll get lucky some day and it'll bubble to the surface." === Pete Ross: So, anyone ask you to the dance? Chloe Sullivan: Not yet. Pete Ross: Well, if nothing pans out with you-know-who, maybe you and... Chloe Sullivan: Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you a hundred times - I'm not interested in Clark. Pete Ross: Your vehement denial has been duly noted! === Clark Kent: "You know, sometimes in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets." Lois: "That is... totally retarded." === Clark Kent: "I went by the mansion. I heard you were taken to the hospital? Are you okay?" Lex Luthor: "We're fine, Clark...both of us." Clark Kent: "What happened?" Lex Luthor: "We had an uninvited guest, but I guess we're used to that kind of thing." === Clark Kent: "I didn't come here to be insulted." Oliver/Green Arrow: "I don't remember you being invited." === Oliver/Green Arrow: "Yeah, well, don't worry about it Clark. You know. I mean, if I lived under the same roof as such a beautiful woman, I would've masked my feelings in sarcasm, too." Lois Lane: "Feelings?!" Clark Kent: "Feelings?!" === Clark Kent: "Before I left, there was this moment when we, um..." Chloe: "You mean when I laid one on you?" === Oliver/Green Arrow: "Okay, now remember, this is a party." Lois Lane: "I know, I know: stay away from religion, politics, and bad dye jobs." === Clark Kent: Hey, this is a great place. Lex Luthor: Yeah, if you're dead and in the market for something to haunt. === Lex Luthor: It's the Luthor ancestral home, or so my father claims. He had it shipped over from Scotland stone by stone. Clark Kent: Yeah, I remember. The trucks rolled through town for weeks but no one ever moved in. Lex Luthor: My father had no intention of living here. He's never even stepped through the front door. Clark Kent: Then why'd he ship it over? Lex Luthor: Because he could. === Jonathan Kent: Your real parents weren't exactly from around... here. Clark Kent: Where are they from? [Jonathan looks up at the sky] Clark Kent: What are you trying to tell me, Dad? That I'm from another planet? [sarcastically] Clark Kent: I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic? Jonathan Kent: Actually... it's in the storm cellar. === Block: "Are you mocking me?" Lex Luthor: "Now why would I mock a guy who just shot me?" === Lex Luthor: Clark, do you believe a man can fly? Clark Kent: Sure. In a plane. Lex Luthor: No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about soaring through the clouds, with nothing but air beneath you. Clark Kent: People can't fly, Lex. Lex Luthor: I did. After the accident, when my heart stopped. It was the most exhilarating two minutes of my life. I flew over Smallville, and for the first time, I didn't see a dead end. I saw a new beginning. Thanks to you, I have a second chance. We have a future, Clark, and I don't want anything to stand in the way of our friendship. === Lex Luthor: "Don't worry, Clark. I've got your Trojan horse." (he takes the box with Lana's necklace in it off the fireplace, then opens it. Clark backs away.) Lex Luthor: "Clark, you okay?" Clark Kent: "Yeah, I'm fine." (Lex closes the box and Clark's pain stops) Clark Kent: "That's a cool box. What's it made of?" Lex Luthor: "Lead. My mother bought it in a Kasban in Morocco. A little guy told her it was made from the armor of St. George, the patron saint of boy scouts. She gave it to me before she died. I think she was trying to send me a message." (offers it to Clark) === Lana Lang: Did you know you can see my house from here? Clark Kent: [innocently] No. Really? [he moves the telescope, to take the focus off her house] Clark Kent: You know, we've lived a mile apart our whole lives and you've never come over. Lana Lang: And you're wondering what I'm doing here now. Clark Kent: Not that I don't enjoy the company, but yes, I was. === Clark Kent: You need to talk to Mom. I think I really freaked her out this time. Jonathan Kent: You also made her really proud, Clark. Clark Kent: Dad, something else happened to me this morning. When I woke up, I was... kind of floating. Jonathan Kent: Floating? Clark Kent: As soon as I woke up, I crashed. I mean, Dad, what's happening to me? Jonathan Kent: I honestly don't know. As soon as you start breaking the law of gravity, we're definitely in uncharted territory. === Lana: So what are you: Man or Superman? Clark: I haven't figured it out yet. === Lana Lang: "I didn't know you have a dark side, Clark." Clark Kent: "Doesn't everyone?" === Pete Ross: (whispering) "We're trying to avoid becoming this year's scarecrow." Chloe Sullivan: "What are you talking about?" (deliberately louder) "And why are we whispering?" === Lex Luthor: "Do you believe a man can fly?" Clark Kent: "Sure, in a plane." === Lex Luthor: If you hadn't pulled him out of that truck, your problems would be solved. [Clark looks at him] Lex Luthor: I'm kidding of course. === Jonathan Kent: "What are we supposed to tell everyone? That we found him in a cornfield?" Martha Kent: "We didn't find him. He found us." === Dr. Helen Bryce: "Who are you?" Lex Luthor: "Someone who's been burned by the opposite sex more times than I'd like to admit." === [after finding Clark] Jonathan Kent: Kids just don't fall out of the sky, Martha. Martha Kent: Then where did he come from? Jonathan Kent: I don't know. But he must have parents. [they both spot the space ship] Martha Kent: Well, if he does, they're definitely not from Kansas. === Dr. Groll: "All due respect, I work for Lex and not his girlfriend." Lana Lang: "I'm not interested in your respect, Dr. Groll. I'm much more interested in your 14 years of employment here. Your two girls that are now in prestigious prep schools. That new home that you built on Sparling Lane. You have a pretty wonderful life." Dr. Groll: "Are you threatening me?" Lana Lang: "It just came to my attention that if the government or your colleagues found out that you were testing alien weapons, this life that you have worked so hard for may take an unfortunate turn." === Lana Lang: We've already met. Lex Luthor: I seriously doubt I'd forget meeting you. Lana Lang: You were a little preoccupied at the time. Lex Luthor: I get the feeling I didn't make a great first impression. Lana Lang: When I was ten, I went to Metropolis for a riding competition. Your father invited us to stay over. My aunt said you had an indoor pool. When I went to check it out, I found you and a girl skinny dipping. I think you were teaching her the breast stroke. Lex Luthor: That was you? Wow. You're all grown up now. === Lionel Luthor: "Lex, have I done anything in the recent past to offend you?" Lex Luthor: "There are so many ways I could answer that." === Oliver/Green Arrow: "You have every newspaper in the country calling this guy "Green Arrow." He's got a real following." Lois Lane: "Yeah, well so did Charles Manson." === Chloe: "So how'd you let this guy slip through your fingers?" Clark Kent: "This Green Arrow bandit has a lot of gadgets." Chloe: "Gadgets? Against the man of steel?" Clark Kent: "He's good, all right?" Chloe: "Fine. Backing off." === Oliver/Green Arrow: "I saved you." Lois Lane: "Yeah- from goons who were trying to find you. They're not the only one with a "V" for Vendetta on your little leather ass." Oliver/Green Arrow: "Little? I've really been working on the glutes lately, too." Lois Lane: "Did the humor come with the costume?" Oliver/Green Arrow: "Did the "Tomb Raider" routine come from wanting daddy's attention?" === Oliver/Green Arrow: "Clark, you have abilities I couldn't even dream of. And I admire that you use them to save the people you're close to." Clark Kent: But?" Oliver/Green Arrow: "There's a whole world of people out there, Clark. They need us. With your potential... you can't wait for them to come to you. When you're ready to do something about that, you let me know." === Oliver/Green Arrow: "Well, you seem to have a crystal-clear idea of what's right and what's wrong. You decide who it belongs to." Clark Kent: "It's not as clear as it used to be." === Lois: "The lady requires a show of skill before rewarding her favor." Oliver/Green Arrow: "Which is actually where I was going with the kiss." === Oliver/Green Arrow: "You have a quick tongue. I find that very attractive." Lois: "Well, keep it in your quiver, Jolly Green Bandit." === Party Guest: "Tarzan and park rangers both love the wild." Gloria: "And swinging on vines." === Lionel Luthor: You know perfectly well how I feel about you. Lex Luthor: Hence, I'm at a crap factory in Smallville. === Martha Kent: I thought I heard the door.Lois: Yeah. Your pledge finally sailed in from Queen Industries.Martha: Where's the man who came with it?Lois: The courier? Oh, I gave him his tip and sent him on his merry little way.Martha: Handsome, chiseled features with a smile that could light up a barn?Lois: Mrs. Kent, do you have a crush on the courier?Martha: You mean the billionaire CEO who stopped by to talk about his financial support of my platform? No, Lois, I don't. I've never even met him, and now I'll probably never will. === Lois: "I'm out there jogging along, minding my own business when, out of nowhere, a barn door comes falling from the clear, blue sky and almost crushes me. How does that happen?" Clark Kent: "Maybe it fell from an airplane." Lois: "Good guess, but the only thing up there was a severely traumatized sparrow." === Clark Kent: Oh yeah. Joined the football team and poured some coffee. We're a couple of real rebels. Lana Lang: Long live the revolution. === Lex Luthor: "Well, I forgot what a concerned parent you are. That's why you're having me followed, isn't it? To make sure I don't destroy the rest of the world?" Lionel Luthor: "If I were having you followed, son, you would never know it. I can guarantee you that." === Lex Luthor: "Look, not that it matters, but you're no longer running my exposé." Lois Lane: "Nuh-uh. You'll have to take that up with my boss." Lex Luthor: "I am your boss. Merry Christmas, Lois. I just bought the Daily Planet." === Lana Lang: "Everyone stands for something, Clark. What do you stand for?" Clark Kent: "I stand for truth, justice, and... other stuff." === Pete Ross: He had a killer tree fort his dad built in the woods. Clark Kent: It was okay. Pete Ross: Clark never liked it. He used to get sick just walking over there. Chloe Sullivan: How come? Pete Ross: He was afraid of heights. Clark Kent: I didn't believe it was structurally sound. === Jonathan Kent: I don't know. Seems kind of out there. Martha Kent: This coming from the man who's been hiding a spaceship in his storm cellar for the last 12 years. [she leaves] === Adrian: "You created me in a test tube, you kept me like some pet, so you could have a brother? Is that why you couldn't get rid of me?" Lex Luthor: "You're not my brother!" (shoots Adrian) "You're a mistake."
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Jimmy: "This is a really bad idea. You know, maybe we should call someone."
Chloe: (yells) "Hello? Is anyone there?"
Jimmy: "No, I was thinking more like authority figures who carried weapons, you know?"
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(sound of a scream)
Chloe: "That came from the path."
Jimmy Olsen: "Yeah, we should really go check that out in the really dark woods."
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Chloe: "When you escaped from that Kryptonian Land of the Lost, I bet you didn’t think that you’d be rewarded by having to save Lex Luthor while battling a raging head cold, huh?" Clark Kent: "Not exactly the goodbye gift I was expecting, no." === Chloe: "Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can." Clark Kent: "That's a steel door, it's not a birthday cake." Chloe: "I don't see anything else working. Come on, let's see what you got. Huff, puff, and blow this door down." === Chloe Sullivan: I've already started getting hate mail. Clark Kent: You seem very happy about that, why? Chloe Sullivan: Because it means I'm hitting a nerve. Besides, between the abysmal sentence structure and generous use of obscenities, I got a pretty good idea of who's been sending it. Pete Ross: If you think my teammates have been reading the Torch, you're giving them way too much credit. === Coach Walt Arnold: Look at Ross here. He doesn't have a lick of natural talent, but he's got a truckload of heart. Pete Ross: Thanks... I guess.
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Lois: "Read it."
Chloe: "Funny, I don’t remember there being an “e” in tornado."
Lois: "It’s just a little typo."
Chloe: "And the extra “h” in weather?"
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Jimmy Olsen: "My (radio) handle? “Jimmy the Infuriator.”"
Chloe: "Why does that not surprise me?"
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Coach Walt Arnold: "Yeah, I remember. Jonathan Kent was one of the best athletes I ever coached. A lot of God-given talent. It's in your genes, Kent."
Clark Kent: "Actually, I'm adopted."
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Lois Lane: "Well, I wasn't gonna give in to you, but the tights, you're totally pulling it off."
Lex Luthor: "You should see him in a tutu."
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Zod (possessed Lex): "Perhaps I’ve underestimated the females of your species."
Lana: "Maybe you just underestimated me."
=== Zod/Lex: Do you really think Zod cares what a primitive like you believes?Lana: If Lex is really dead, then why waste your time with a primitive like me?Zod/Lex: To bear witness to the end of the human era and the rebirth of Krypton.Lana: Krypton?Zod/Lex: A shining jewel in a vast, dark universe. And you have the privilege of playing a part in its resurrection. === Clark: I won't let you destroy Earth... like you did Krypton.Zod/Lex: Jor-El couldn't stop me, and neither will his son.Clark: Then I'll die trying.Zod/Lex: But you won't be the only one. These humans you care so much about... Swear your allegiance to me, and I will allow the ones you love the most to live. Kneel before Zod. Kneel. === Lionel Luthor: "I suggest you concentrate on remembering every little minute detail of that horrific day." Lex: "Well, I guess I should have kept a blog, because I don't remember

"You know what I like about butterflies? They don't talk!"-Joey "Relax. I don't want your company. I just needed the upper-hand so I could force you to do something for me. Plus I was bored, and it was fun."-Pegasus "Hey, I just got a great idea guys: RUN!"-Joey "So let's thank our lucky stars we're not being chased by giant man-eating tomatos."-Grandpa Moto "This is ridiculous. Do you realize you're talking to a hologram with your head on it?"-Kaiba "Anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late."-Kaiba "Now what do you say we get out there, watch Joey's duel, and do what we do best; cheer from the sidelines!"-Tristan "Can't these people see this is only a card game?"-Kaiba "What are you looking at? You think I'm going to let you change my mind? I am not flying to Egypt. Look at me, I'm talking to some golden antique eyeball."-Kaiba "Yep. We're floating on a fat guy."-Joey === Joey: "Goooo, Drumsticks!" Mai: "Uh, guys... Joey named his chicken." Joey: "It's a Neemittori, Mai." Mai: "Whatever." === Kaiba: "I'll never let a snake like you wrap yourself around my company, is that clear?!" Pegasus: "Relax. I don't want your company. I just needed the upper-hand so I could force you to do something for me. Plus I was bored, and it was fun." === Kaiba: "So you've got a dweeb army. Am I supposed to be scared to attack?" Dartz: "Well... Only if destroying an innocent soul concerns you." Kaiba: "Nahh. As the president of a major corporation, I have to do that every day." === Kaiba: "Don't you have someone else to annoy?" Joey: "Nope. Not at the moment." === Joey: "Are we going or what?" Kaiba: "What do you think, genius?" Joey: "I'm detecting some sarcasm, rich-boy." Kaiba: "Really." === Tristan: "You sure that thing is Atlantis?" Joey: "Hm... big ancient city-looking thing rising up out of the ocean? I'd say that fits the bill." === Joey: "About that underdog card. You said it reminds you of someone, right?" Yami (Pharoah): "I did? Oh, yes. Um... A little help here?" (Yami switches places with Yugi) Yugi: "Oh yeah, well that's really mature, Pharoah!" Joey: "Well, Yug? 'Cause everyone else over there seems to think that I remind you of this underdog." Yugi: "They do, huh? Well, let me think of the best way to put this, Joey... That card makes me think of you because even when the odds are against you, you always pull through!" === Joey: "It's Blue Eyes!" Tristan: "That would be a statue." === Mokuba: "Oh, and did I mention every ride is free today?" Tristan: "You guy rock!" Joey: "I love this place! Let's tilt and whirl 'til we hurl!" Tristan: "Ohh yeah!" Taya: "I need some female friends." === Mokuba: "You gotta let me know if you notice anything strange." Taya: "Sure. But you do that strange things happen to us all the time, right?" Tristen: "She's got a point there." Yugi: "But I was hoping this time would be different." Mokuba: "Huh?" Yugi: "But so much for that, huh? Just once, I'd like to duel in a tournament for the thrill of it, and not have to worry who's trying to take over the world!"
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Tristan: "You sure that thing is Atlantis?"
Joey: "Hm... Big, ancient city-looking thing rising up out of the ocean? I'd say that fits the bill."
"Hey! One of those worms just barfed on me!"-Joey
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Yugi: "Thanks a lot. But I've been leading you guys into danger week after week for way too long! You should just-"
Tea: "Look, you've gotta stop talking us out of helping you."
Tristan: "She's right. It's getting real old and it never works. Now let's go!"
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Joey: "Hey, eat my dust, you slowpokes!" (slides down a dune) "Nyayaah!"
Yugi: "Joey! No!" T
ristan: "What was that about us eating your dust?"
Tea: "Look's more like he's the one who bit the dust."
Joey: "Ptew! Ptew! Actually, it's more like I bit the sand..."
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"As the Shadow fog rolls past, you all will feel the darkness take you into it's grip... completely."-(duel "boogey man") "I used to be just like you. An elitest snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed. Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people... Anyway, there's a lesson in there, I'm just not sure where."-Chaz === (duel boogey man): "Treasure the numbness, for it will not last. Soon, you will be drawn into an infinite chasm of eternal darkness where every waking moment will be filled with a gaping-" Jaden: "What? Give me a break. How bad can it be? So what? Back at our dorm, we got black-out curtains so that we can sleep in later. I'm not scared of the dark. It's great!"
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Chumbly: "It's ok. The odds are way in Jaden's favor."
Cyrus: "You flunked math, Chumbly."
Chumbly: "No, I got a 54!"
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Bastian: "Great Scott!"
Cyrus: "Aw man."
Hassleberry: "Sam Hill!"
Alexis: "Why don't I have a catch phrase?"
=== (Alexis's friend with short hair): "It's an emergency!" Alexis: "Let me guess, you lost your hairbrush." (Alexis's friend with short hair): "Even worse." (Alexis's friend with black hair): "Something happened to our dorm!"
Alexis: "Well... There have been some weird things going on around here lately. But this better be legit!" *turns and motions to a 'follow me' signal* Alexis: "Come on!" (Alexis's friend with short hair): "By the way, did anyone find a pink hairbrush?" === Addicus: "All of those guys dueled him and lost. Then he turned them into mindless robots!" Cyrus: "I would have said zombies, but you know, either way."

Clips-Best of YYHA's Hiei

"Yes. Now that I have the Artifacts of Darkness, I can use their power to get my show back!" (pause) "And murder people."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I'm going to kill you. But first, I'm going to take off my shirt!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"No! No more laugh track."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
Hiei: "You're right. And I have a plan so good I could puke!" *puking noise is heard*
"Nin'ty-nine bottles of beer on the wall-" *drunken hiccup* "ninety-nine bottles o' beer-"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"May I please kill him now?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Honestly, do you have anything to kill around here?"-Hiei, Lanipator's Special Announcement

Clips-Best of YYHA's Kurama

"Logic and anime don't mix."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Amnesia fading!"-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, f*** all of you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Great. Now I have retard in surround sound."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Gitrdone, motherf*cker."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"You've run out of conditioner."-Kurama, Lanipator's Special Announcement
"I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

Clips-Best of YYHA's Yusuke

"How can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"Hey, gimme back my body! I need that to beat people up, like other positive role models!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"I swear to ass, I'm gonna kick your God."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"If you think I'm as stupid as Kuwabara, you're wrong! I'm a whole new kind of stupid! Waait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"You're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"You demons really don't like clothes."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"When you get to Spirit World, tell Koenma I said 'f**k you!'"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"I hate Spirit World."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."-Yusuke, Lanipator's FanArt Special

Clips-Best of YYHA's Neighborhood Watch Committee

Clips-Best of YYHA's Kuwabara

"My name's Kazuma Kuwabara, and I'm the star of this episode!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"For the last time, I'm not gay. I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs... Wait! I mean...!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Let me guess, all these sites are conveniently located in one city in Japan."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"Alright! This must the Heart site. Time to save the world, just long as I don't get distrac- oo, bubbles."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"That's right, I just kicked the crap out of a 12-year-old!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

T.E. Lawrence Quotes

"Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible."-T.E. Lawrence

GanXingba's (Avatar & some miscellaneous) Abridge Quotes

"Check it out. That bison has six legs."-(whats-his-name, earthbender teacher from Toph's city), ATLA TV - Beavis and Butthead parody "program" (GanXingba Abridge Character)
"And now, nation, what you've all been waiting for: The number one threat to the Earth Kingdom... Bears."-reporter (formerly a nameless Earthmoving student), ATLA TV - Top 20 Most Wanted parody "program" (GanXingba Abridge Character)
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ATLA TV (a GanXingba Abridge) "parody program" Ozai's ANGELS ~
Ozai: "Good morning, Angels."
Azula and Mai (together): "Like, good morning, Ozai."
Ozai: "I only hear two voices. What happened to Ty Lee?"
Azula: "Like, you remember how we were supposed to like, uh, break up that drug ring?"
Ozai: "Yes... did something go wrong, Angels?"
Azula: "Like, uh, Ty Lee thought the crack was powdered sugar, or whatever... so she like, kinda ate it."
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Superman Quotes

"A game has rules. Your stunts are just random idiocy."-Clark Kent (Superman)

""-Superman (Clark Kent)
"Do you know how depressing it is to have to clean up after your assailant?"-Louis Lane

"I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!"-Harleyquinn
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Lois: "You know her?"
Clark: "We... used to date."
Lois: "Get out!"
Clark: "In high school."
Lois: "She's certainly come up in the world."
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Lois: "Every time my sister visits, she just moves right on in, and stays and stays and- was that a penguin?"
Clark: "I'm afraid so."
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Mxyzpixilated: "Hey, hey! You can't just walk out! If you do, your friends will stay mindless beasts!"
Superman: "They don't seem to mind."
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Harleyquinn: "Pudding!"
Batman: "At this point, he... probably is."

Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer (Quotes from the Book Series)

"About my name, Artemis. You were right in London, it is generally a female name. After the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you."-Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl book #3: The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer
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Serj Tankian Quotes

"The diversity of sounds rule my ever presence with their highs and blows, encompassing the totality of sensual experience. I'm a child of the sirens of knowledge, a warrior of truth in a world of washed perspectives and harsh realities. My voice cries the initial cry of the unborn into this perplexing illusion. I long for the illusion of the human drama, the defeat of the dogs of war, and the unity of existence. the beloved gods of virtue have been undersold for the bleeding bread of empathy. I know await the triumphant roar of destiny, depressed in the inviting hands of a mother, perplexed by discovery, aroused by spirit. The door is open, the road transformed. The exit code to civilization is hacked beyond despair, chased by our moon toward the freeing sun, on our journey to light. This is the open plea to the beautiful insanity of your hearts. It is time to consumate the kiss of oblivion into the obsidian of love!"- Serj Tankian, from his album, Elect the Dead.

The Batman Quotes

"A shapeshifter in a wax museum... great."-Batman, The Batman

Smallville Quotes

"Don't worry, Clark, it was the end of the world. It's not like I'm expecting us to hook up."-Chloe

"I can never make up for what happened. All I can do is move forward and rebuild everything I've damaged."-Lex

"Clark has more issues than Rolling Stone."-Chloe

"I know, I know: stay away from religion, politics, and bad dye jobs."-Lois

"Life is about change. Sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's beautiful, but most of the time it's both."-Lana

"You're never going to get anywhere with your eyes closed."-Lionel

"It took me five dates to figure out you were delusional."-Helen

"You have no idea what I'm capable of."-Lex

"Oh, Lex is definitely one of a kind."-Clark

"Chloe, I could never outgrow you. Other than vertically."-Clark

"You were tied to a stake in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions. You could have died out there."-Lex

"My father sent me to Smallville because he'd rather surround himself with drones than people who challenge his archaic business practices."-Lex

"Zod doesn't take orders, he gives them."-Zod (possessed Lex)

"My mom was a cheerleader, so was my aunt. Figured it was time to break the vicious cycle."-Lana

"Not that you're renowned for your eloquence, Lois, but, uh, I have no idea what you're talking about."-Lex

"So even your plants have hidden agendas."-Clark

"Did you just paddle me?"-Jimmy

"I can't believe you bet against your best friend."-Chloe

"We'd love to join you and Scooby in the Mystery Machine for another zany adventure, but we have to turn in our permission slips before homeroom."-Pete

"Lex Luthor, with a girl that he doesn’t have to inflate."-Oliver/Green Arrow

"You can't just sit safely by the water and watch all the happy people splashing around. I mean, eventually you have to grow some fins and just dive in."-Chloe

"It's nice to see Lois has found someone who's willing to overlook her personality."-Clark

"Watching you bumble through our database is like watching Clark try to dance."-Chloe

"Lana! Your billionaire drag you to this thing too?"-Lois

"When I was 13, a reporter caught me between classes at boarding school and asked how I felt about my mother's death. A microphone shoved in my face, surrounded by classmates I couldn't stand... that's how I learned she had died."-Lex

"Clark, you've lost your visiting rights. Why don't you just save some time and send flowers?"-Lex

"I've got more important things to worry about, like staying alive!"-Oliver/Green Arrow

"After the accident, when my heart stopped, it was the most exhilarating two minutes of my life. I flew over Smallville, and for the first time, I didn't see a dead end. I saw a new beginning. Thanks to you, I have a second chance. We have a future, Clark, and I don't want anything to stand in the way of our friendship."-Lex

"We had no future. He's a world-renowned billionaire, and I'm a nail-biting Talon-doling tabloid reporter."-Lois

"I know the feeling. Kind of makes you wonder if you're with the right guy. One chucks footballs, the other helps save lives."-Lex

"I'm pretty open-minded but kinky hide and seek really isn't my game."-Lois

"I wasn’t the most popular kid at Excelsior. The way I looked, the rumors about what happened to my brother Julian, but Duncan didn’t care. He was my only friend and I betrayed him."-Lex

"For my father, poverty is just another word for lazy."-Lex

"If I lived under the same roof as such a beautiful woman, I would've masked my feelings in sarcasm, too."-Oliver/Green Arrow

"I’ve seen that look before. When was it? Oh yeah, when you almost beat your only friend to death back at Excelsior."-Oliver/Green Arrow

"Greatness is a rarefied air one must be taught to breathe!"-Lionel

"Pain is part of anyone's journey, Kal-El. You can't escape it."-Raya

"Paying for the sins of your father can be a bitch."-Baern

"You have no idea how much you mean to me." (long silence) "In an ideal world, I was hoping for some kind of response."-Lex

"I know that "Lex Luthor Lost" is a juicy headline, but tell me again why we’re looking for the root of all evil?"-Jimmy

"I joined a football team, not a cult."-Clark

"It says on the door out there that this is my office. My private office. Obviously that doesn't mean much to you."-Lionel

"Sometimes people can surprise you."-Lana

"I'd give anything to be normal."-Clark

"I call it 'The Wall of Weird.' It's every strange, bizarre, and unexplained event that's happened in Smallville since the meteor shower. That's when it all began - when the town went schizo."-Chloe

"Do you tell me everything that happens in your life? We all keep secrets, Clark."-Chloe

"Regardless, you call Clark before you dial 911. I mean, what's he gonna do, dismantle the bomb with his great hair?"-Jimmy

"Just follow your heart, and you'll always do the right thing."-Martha

"Everything that you have done for Kal-El, you have my deepest gratitude. I could not have wished for a brighter light to guide my son. Farewell, Martha Kent."-Jar-El

"For the first time, I'm ready to stop running... from who I really am... from my destiny."-Clark

"You don't need to be indestructible to be a hero."-Clark

"It's a proven fact. If Clark Kent were any slower, he'd be extinct."-Pete

"I guess heroes don’t get sick days."-Chloe

"Well, I guess there's some sort of secret code of honor among superheroes."-Chloe

"Did the humor come with the costume?"-Lois

"This whole time I wanted to be like Clark Kent. I wanted to have the ability to bring justice to the world without having to get killed in the process. Then something occurred to me, I realized that Clark Kent would never take another man's life, I came within an inch of doing just that. I'm not even in your league."-Oliver/Green Arrow

"Gadgets? Against the man of steel?"-Chloe

"Sometimes, in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets."-Clark

"Costumes really aren't my thing."-Clark

"Better hit the gym. Spandex is hard to pull off."-Lex

"Save any more lives on your way over? Keep it up and you could make a career out of it."-Lex

"Apparently you were too busy using your powers to bale hay to realize that there's a crime wave in Metropolis... let me ask you a question: are you ever going to get off your ass and finally do something for a change?"-Oliver/Green Arrow

"You feel the need to carry the world on your shoulders. That's noble. But there are other people out there who want to help you fight the good fight, and you need to let them in. Because sometimes even heroes need to be saved."-Chloe

"Every world needs its heros. They inspire us to be better than we are. And they protect us from the darkness that's just around the corner."-Martha




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Lois Lane: "What were you thinking?"
Clark Kent: "I was looking out for you."
Lois Lane: "I have 20/20 vision, Smallville. I look out for myself."
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Lex Luthor: "What do you think is faster, an arrow or a bullet?"
Oliver/Green Arrow: "There's only one way to find out."
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Lana Lang: "Do you ever wish that you could go back in time and... everything would be different?"
Clark Kent: "All the time."
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Lex Luthor: "You want to tell me what happened last night?"
Clark Kent: "It was just a stupid prank."
Lex Luthor: "You were tied to a stake in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions. You could have died out there."
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Lana Lang: "Can you keep a secret?"
Clark Kent: "I'm the Fort Knox of secrets."
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Martha Kent: "You can't live on coffee three meals a day, Chloe."
Chloe Sullivan: "I mix it up with the occasional blueberry muffin. What? That has a food group in it."
Clark Kent: "Barely."
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Clark Kent: "The Fortress is dead. Everything's changing. Dad's gone. I can't talk to Lex. Lana's... I don't know where to go from here."
Martha Kent: "I didn't either when I was your age."
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Jonathan Kent: "Are you okay?"
Clark Kent: "Can I answer that in about five years?"
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Lex Luthor: "What about you, what are you going to do?"
Duncan: "I'm going to help people like Warrior Angel."
Lex Luthor: "Better hit the gym. Spandex is hard to pull off."
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Oliver/Green Arrow: "Clark. I was wondering if my security system would keep someone like you out."
Clark Kent: "Looks like you need an upgrade."
Oliver/Green Arrow: "Or you need to learn how to knock."
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Lex Luthor: "Those are just security cameras to ensure the safety of everyone on this property."
Lana Lang: "I see.. was I breaching security when I was alone in my bedroom?"
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Lex Luthor: "Ever since you came to Metropolis, I've been kidnapped, had my life put in jeopardy and now the woman I love is lying in a hospital bed."
Oliver/Green Arrow: "And you think that's my fault? Sounds to me, more like bad karma."
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(after Lex gets a dead schoolmate's blood on him)
Lionel Luthor: "Are you all right, son?"
Lex Luthor: "Nothing a little dry cleaning won't cure."
Lionel Luthor: "That's distasteful, Lex, even for you."
Lex Luthor: "What can I say? It's a nice suit."
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Lex Luthor: "Like your hands are clean?"
Oliver/Green Arrow: "No, not even close, but since then I've been scrubbing 'em real hard. Yours just keep getting dirtier."
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Oliver/Green Arrow: "Contained electromagnetic pulse, knocks out everything electrical within an 8’ radius. Cameras, laser systems, pacemakers. The last one was a joke."
Clark Kent: "I'm laughing on the inside."
Oliver/Green Arrow: Well, maybe we'll get lucky some day and it'll bubble to the surface."
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Pete Ross: "So, anyone ask you to the dance?"
Chloe Sullivan: "Not yet."
Pete Ross: "Well, if nothing pans out with you-know-who, maybe you and..."
Chloe Sullivan: "Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you a hundred times - I'm not interested in Clark."
Pete Ross: "Your vehement denial has been duly noted!"
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Clark Kent: "You know, sometimes in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets."
Lois: "That is... totally retarded."
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Clark Kent: "I went by the mansion. I heard you were taken to the hospital? Are you okay?"
Lex Luthor: "We're fine, Clark...both of us."
Clark Kent: "What happened?"
Lex Luthor: "We had an uninvited guest, but I guess we're used to that kind of thing."
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Clark Kent: "I didn't come here to be insulted."
Oliver/Green Arrow: "I don't remember you being invited."
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Oliver/Green Arrow: "Yeah, well, don't worry about it Clark. You know. I mean, if I lived under the same roof as such a beautiful woman, I would've masked my feelings in sarcasm, too."
Lois Lane: "Feelings?!"
Clark Kent: "Feelings?!"
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Clark Kent: "Before I left, there was this moment when we, um..."
Chloe: "You mean when I laid one on you?"
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Oliver/Green Arrow: "Okay, now remember, this is a party."
Lois Lane: "I know, I know: stay away from religion, politics, and bad dye jobs."
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Clark Kent: Hey, this is a great place. Lex Luthor: Yeah, if you're dead and in the market for something to haunt.
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Lex Luthor: It's the Luthor ancestral home, or so my father claims. He had it shipped over from Scotland stone by stone. Clark Kent: Yeah, I remember. The trucks rolled through town for weeks but no one ever moved in. Lex Luthor: My father had no intention of living here. He's never even stepped through the front door. Clark Kent: Then why'd he ship it over? Lex Luthor: Because he could.
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Jonathan Kent: Your real parents weren't exactly from around... here. Clark Kent: Where are they from? [Jonathan looks up at the sky] Clark Kent: What are you trying to tell me, Dad? That I'm from another planet? [sarcastically] Clark Kent: I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic? Jonathan Kent: Actually... it's in the storm cellar.
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Block: "Are you mocking me?"
Lex Luthor: "Now why would I mock a guy who just shot me?"
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Lex Luthor: Clark, do you believe a man can fly? Clark Kent: Sure. In a plane. Lex Luthor: No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about soaring through the clouds, with nothing but air beneath you. Clark Kent: People can't fly, Lex. Lex Luthor: I did. After the accident, when my heart stopped. It was the most exhilarating two minutes of my life. I flew over Smallville, and for the first time, I didn't see a dead end. I saw a new beginning. Thanks to you, I have a second chance. We have a future, Clark, and I don't want anything to stand in the way of our friendship.
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Lex Luthor: "Don't worry, Clark. I've got your Trojan horse."
(he takes the box with Lana's necklace in it off the fireplace, then opens it. Clark backs away.)
Lex Luthor: "Clark, you okay?"
Clark Kent: "Yeah, I'm fine."
(Lex closes the box and Clark's pain stops)
Clark Kent: "That's a cool box. What's it made of?"
Lex Luthor: "Lead. My mother bought it in a Kasban in Morocco. A little guy told her it was made from the armor of St. George, the patron saint of boy scouts. She gave it to me before she died. I think she was trying to send me a message."
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Lana Lang: Did you know you can see my house from here? Clark Kent: [innocently] No. Really? [he moves the telescope, to take the focus off her house] Clark Kent: You know, we've lived a mile apart our whole lives and you've never come over. Lana Lang: And you're wondering what I'm doing here now. Clark Kent: Not that I don't enjoy the company, but yes, I was.
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Clark Kent: You need to talk to Mom. I think I really freaked her out this time. Jonathan Kent: You also made her really proud, Clark. Clark Kent: Dad, something else happened to me this morning. When I woke up, I was... kind of floating. Jonathan Kent: Floating? Clark Kent: As soon as I woke up, I crashed. I mean, Dad, what's happening to me? Jonathan Kent: I honestly don't know. As soon as you start breaking the law of gravity, we're definitely in uncharted territory.
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Lana: So what are you: Man or Superman? Clark: I haven't figured it out yet.
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Lana Lang: "I didn't know you have a dark side, Clark."
Clark Kent: "Doesn't everyone?"
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Pete Ross: (whispering) "We're trying to avoid becoming this year's scarecrow."
Chloe Sullivan: "What are you talking about?" (deliberately louder) "And why are we whispering?"
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Lex Luthor: "Do you believe a man can fly?"
Clark Kent: "Sure, in a plane."
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Lex Luthor: If you hadn't pulled him out of that truck, your problems would be solved. [Clark looks at him] Lex Luthor: I'm kidding of course.
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Jonathan Kent: "What are we supposed to tell everyone? That we found him in a cornfield?"
Martha Kent: "We didn't find him. He found us."
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Dr. Helen Bryce: "Who are you?"
Lex Luthor: "Someone who's been burned by the opposite sex more times than I'd like to admit."
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[after finding Clark] Jonathan Kent: Kids just don't fall out of the sky, Martha. Martha Kent: Then where did he come from? Jonathan Kent: I don't know. But he must have parents. [they both spot the space ship] Martha Kent: Well, if he does, they're definitely not from Kansas.
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Dr. Groll: "All due respect, I work for Lex and not his girlfriend."
Lana Lang: "I'm not interested in your respect, Dr. Groll. I'm much more interested in your 14 years of employment here. Your two girls that are now in prestigious prep schools. That new home that you built on Sparling Lane. You have a pretty wonderful life."
Dr. Groll: "Are you threatening me?"
Lana Lang: "It just came to my attention that if the government or your colleagues found out that you were testing alien weapons, this life that you have worked so hard for may take an unfortunate turn."
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Lana Lang: We've already met. Lex Luthor: I seriously doubt I'd forget meeting you. Lana Lang: You were a little preoccupied at the time. Lex Luthor: I get the feeling I didn't make a great first impression. Lana Lang: When I was ten, I went to Metropolis for a riding competition. Your father invited us to stay over. My aunt said you had an indoor pool. When I went to check it out, I found you and a girl skinny dipping. I think you were teaching her the breast stroke. Lex Luthor: That was you? Wow. You're all grown up now.
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Lionel Luthor: "Lex, have I done anything in the recent past to offend you?"
Lex Luthor: "There are so many ways I could answer that."
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Oliver/Green Arrow: "You have every newspaper in the country calling this guy "Green Arrow." He's got a real following."
Lois Lane: "Yeah, well so did Charles Manson."
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Chloe: "So how'd you let this guy slip through your fingers?"
Clark Kent: "This Green Arrow bandit has a lot of gadgets."
Chloe: "Gadgets? Against the man of steel?"
Clark Kent: "He's good, all right?"
Chloe: "Fine. Backing off."
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Oliver/Green Arrow: "I saved you."
Lois Lane: "Yeah- from goons who were trying to find you. They're not the only one with a "V" for Vendetta on your little leather ass."
Oliver/Green Arrow: "Little? I've really been working on the glutes lately, too."
Lois Lane: "Did the humor come with the costume?"
Oliver/Green Arrow: "Did the "Tomb Raider" routine come from wanting daddy's attention?"
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Oliver/Green Arrow: "Clark, you have abilities I couldn't even dream of. And I admire that you use them to save the people you're close to."
Clark Kent: But?"
Oliver/Green Arrow: "There's a whole world of people out there, Clark. They need us. With your potential... you can't wait for them to come to you. When you're ready to do something about that, you let me know."
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Oliver/Green Arrow: "Well, you seem to have a crystal-clear idea of what's right and what's wrong. You decide who it belongs to."
Clark Kent: "It's not as clear as it used to be."
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Lois: "The lady requires a show of skill before rewarding her favor."
Oliver/Green Arrow: "Which is actually where I was going with the kiss."
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Oliver/Green Arrow: "You have a quick tongue. I find that very attractive."
Lois: "Well, keep it in your quiver, Jolly Green Bandit."
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Party Guest: "Tarzan and park rangers both love the wild."
Gloria: "And swinging on vines."
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Lionel Luthor: You know perfectly well how I feel about you. Lex Luthor: Hence, I'm at a crap factory in Smallville.
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Martha Kent: I thought I heard the door.Lois: Yeah. Your pledge finally sailed in from Queen Industries.Martha: Where's the man who came with it?Lois: The courier? Oh, I gave him his tip and sent him on his merry little way.Martha: Handsome, chiseled features with a smile that could light up a barn?Lois: Mrs. Kent, do you have a crush on the courier?Martha: You mean the billionaire CEO who stopped by to talk about his financial support of my platform? No, Lois, I don't. I've never even met him, and now I'll probably never will.
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Lois: "I'm out there jogging along, minding my own business when, out of nowhere, a barn door comes falling from the clear, blue sky and almost crushes me. How does that happen?"
Clark Kent: "Maybe it fell from an airplane."
Lois: "Good guess, but the only thing up there was a severely traumatized sparrow."
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Clark Kent: Oh yeah. Joined the football team and poured some coffee. We're a couple of real rebels. Lana Lang: Long live the revolution.
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Lex Luthor: "Well, I forgot what a concerned parent you are. That's why you're having me followed, isn't it? To make sure I don't destroy the rest of the world?"
Lionel Luthor: "If I were having you followed, son, you would never know it. I can guarantee you that."
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Lex Luthor: "Look, not that it matters, but you're no longer running my exposé."
Lois Lane: "Nuh-uh. You'll have to take that up with my boss."
Lex Luthor: "I am your boss. Merry Christmas, Lois. I just bought the Daily Planet."
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Lana Lang: "Everyone stands for something, Clark. What do you stand for?"
Clark Kent: "I stand for truth, justice, and... other stuff."
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Pete Ross: He had a killer tree fort his dad built in the woods. Clark Kent: It was okay. Pete Ross: Clark never liked it. He used to get sick just walking over there. Chloe Sullivan: How come? Pete Ross: He was afraid of heights. Clark Kent: I didn't believe it was structurally sound.
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Jonathan Kent: I don't know. Seems kind of out there. Martha Kent: This coming from the man who's been hiding a spaceship in his storm cellar for the last 12 years. [she leaves]
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Adrian: "You created me in a test tube, you kept me like some pet, so you could have a brother? Is that why you couldn't get rid of me?"
Lex Luthor: "You're not my brother!" (shoots Adrian) "You're a mistake."
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Jimmy: "This is a really bad idea. You know, maybe we should call someone."
Chloe: (yells) "Hello? Is anyone there?"
Jimmy: "No, I was thinking more like authority figures who carried weapons, you know?"
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(sound of a scream)
Chloe: "That came from the path."
Jimmy Olsen: "Yeah, we should really go check that out in the really dark woods."
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Chloe: "When you escaped from that Kryptonian Land of the Lost, I bet you didn’t think that you’d be rewarded by having to save Lex Luthor while battling a raging head cold, huh?"
Clark Kent: "Not exactly the goodbye gift I was expecting, no."
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Chloe: "Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can."
Clark Kent: "That's a steel door, it's not a birthday cake."
Chloe: "I don't see anything else working. Come on, let's see what you got. Huff, puff, and blow this door down."
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Chloe Sullivan: I've already started getting hate mail. Clark Kent: You seem very happy about that, why? Chloe Sullivan: Because it means I'm hitting a nerve. Besides, between the abysmal sentence structure and generous use of obscenities, I got a pretty good idea of who's been sending it. Pete Ross: If you think my teammates have been reading the Torch, you're giving them way too much credit.
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Coach Walt Arnold: Look at Ross here. He doesn't have a lick of natural talent, but he's got a truckload of heart. Pete Ross: Thanks... I guess.
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Lois: "Read it."
Chloe: "Funny, I don’t remember there being an “e” in tornado."
Lois: "It’s just a little typo."
Chloe: "And the extra “h” in weather?"
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Jimmy Olsen: "My (radio) handle? “Jimmy the Infuriator.”"
Chloe: "Why does that not surprise me?"
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Coach Walt Arnold: Yeah, I remember. Jonathan Kent was one of the best athletes I ever coached. A lot of God-given talent. It's in your genes, Kent. Clark Kent: Actually, I'm adopted.
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Lois Lane: "Well, I wasn't gonna give in to you, but the tights, you're totally pulling it off."
Lex Luthor: "You should see him in a tutu."
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Zod (possessed Lex): "Perhaps I’ve underestimated the females of your species."
Lana: "Maybe you just underestimated me."
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Zod/Lex: Do you really think Zod cares what a primitive like you believes?Lana: If Lex is really dead, then why waste your time with a primitive like me?Zod/Lex: To bear witness to the end of the human era and the rebirth of Krypton.Lana: Krypton?Zod/Lex: A shining jewel in a vast, dark universe. And you have the privilege of playing a part in its resurrection.
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Clark: I won't let you destroy Earth... like you did Krypton.Zod/Lex: Jor-El couldn't stop me, and neither will his son.Clark: Then I'll die trying.Zod/Lex: But you won't be the only one. These humans you care so much about... Swear your allegiance to me, and I will allow the ones you love the most to live. Kneel before Zod. Kneel.
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Lionel Luthor: "I suggest you concentrate on remembering every little minute detail of that horrific day."
Lex: "Well, I guess I should have kept a blog, because I don't remember