Quote Collection: 2008

''Hey! Don't you know the rules! When heroes transform, ride in their machine, or stand in their main pose, no one should attack them!''-Da Cider

''But it's not a dream! It's not even an illusion! It is a labyrinth of deformed time.''-Yuki Saiko, Silent Mobius

''It was time that never really existed in the first place, so it be wrong to say it was lost.''-Yuki Saiko, Silent Mobius

''I know... if they stumbled somewhere time and space and were stopped, the time which passed would only be an illusion to clocks with broken springs. Even if the hands of time are set back, my time won't return.''-Yuki Saiko, Silent Mobius

''You cannot change your fate. However, you can rise to meet it.''-(character) (Princess Mononoke)

''Are you selling soup or donkey piss!''- ''monk'' Jigo, Princess Mononoke

''If you want to know the truth, you must have the courage to accept it.''-Bear from (dot)hack(DOUBLE slash) sign

''Is there a need for a reason to kill someone...''-Mugen, Samurai Champloo

''No matter where you are... Everyone is always connected.''-Lain from Serial Experiments Lain

''I hate the ocean, which seems so happy but ignores me! I hate the clouds, which seem so happy but ignores me! I hate this blue sky, which seems so happy but ignores me!''-Keiko, The Melody of Oblivion

''A shapeshifter in a wax museum... great.''-Batman

''Good bat-dog.''-Terry

''Kurama! Take off your clothes!''-Yusuke

"There is no one who does not carry scars on their heart. If there were someone in this world like that, it would be a shallow soul."-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho the Movie 2"Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"I'm not a fighter of good. I just I hate people who are bad."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"I'm sure your minty fresh breath was well worth the delay."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"I’ve been under too much stress lately. Killing you should get a good remedy."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"Do you think he knows it's a circle?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"You try to sound like you think things through, when in fact, you're not thinking at all."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero. I hate people like you."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go. He better not leave me any spirit surprises!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"That's it! Using my head as a trampoline is where I draw the line!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"What are the chances of a demon being a total wuss?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"How can you be grim if you say 'bingo' all the time?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"I'm gonna mess your face up so bad that even kittens won't look at you!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"I've been pathetic."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Fine! You heard fox boy! There's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin'... yes sir. I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice big shiny first place medal, sit in the sun and have a stupendous stupid day, darn it!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says otherwise. Meow."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"I'm a jerk and I'm sorry for everything. So just hit me, okay?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize! The hell was that?! You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"-Jin, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll just say we're the right team and no one will complain. "-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho**(=*)"You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho**(=*)"I can't believe he walked into that trap on his own."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Gladly, you patronizing jackass."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"You really care about Yusuke, in your own messed up way. You've been teaching him too. He's like a son to me... maybe you think the same."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho (he's talking about his right arm, by the way) **(=*)"Don't stay here trying to figure me out. You have a job to do. Your apprentice Urameshi can still be stronger. But he could still go the wrong way too, like me. Maybe he'll actually listen to you, the way I could not."-Younger Torugo, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"All you needed was a good kick in the ass."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho **(=*)"Hey, that's weird. I didn't know you had a little sis, Hiei. I bet she's a pint-size pain in the you-know-what just like you. Probably ugly too."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"But more importantly, we answered the question. Boxers or briefs?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"This stupidity is making me nauseous."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"If you had used that lump three feet above your butt, you would've held on to your soul." *looks at Hiei* "Make that two feet for you."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Today did start off weird. I went to school..."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"It's not a chicken egg, and I can assure you what will come out of here won't be a chicken."-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"You know, I can't stand it when guys pick on people weaker than them. But, I guess I'll do that to you anyway!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"Yusuke's all covered with junk. What kind of parent leaves their child like this? I swear, this should be some kind of felony!"-Keiko, Yu Yu Hakusho"That was quite an entrance. Who the hell are you?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Why do you say things you don't mean?"-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho"Heh! Those guys just like to keep you waiting to make you think that they're important. Besides, how busy can a toddler be?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Go! Go! Faster, you wimp! Get out of my way, stupid green car guy!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"What's your problem, get back on the ground. I hit you too hard for you to be on your feet!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"She's done this every morning since I came back to life. Well, I guess it beats being passed out on the floor."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Sorry, but I don't have time to be arrested."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"See, Hiei? That's what I'm talking about! Yap, yap, yap! Like you're some kind of pro wrestler! And then what happens? You have to eat up all your words! It's pretty dumb."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"That evil laugh is really starting to piss me off!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Those who won, please follow me! Those who lost, please get lost!"-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"The only difference between larger fighters is that they are louder when they whine. Can't you blockheads understand? I'm just trying to save you from embarrassment. "-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"I'm a psychic, not a saint."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"Yes, you little crap, that's exactly what I expect. You must use your Spirit Awareness to see. Use weapons if you've got 'em. Hit them where you like, anything goes. The winner is the one who can walk back alive."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"Getting blown to pieces is really going to piss me off!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"My name is Kuroda. I'm a contract killer."-Kuroda, Yu Yu Hakusho"From here on, you can forget about sympathy! The final test will a be a tournament between the eight of you, until one is standing. You will fight until your opponent is dead or incapacitated. I don't care which."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"All right, you little shrimp baby! Batter's up!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"If you're going to disguise yourself, why not look cooler?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Yusuke not only proved he is strong, but he proved I made an excellent choice in making him Spirit Detective."-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"This has always been the hardest part, choosing which technique to destroy my opponent."-Rando, Yu Yu Hakusho"Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through this big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villians! Fish food!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"You have caused me pain. I do not like that."-Rando, Yu Yu Hakusho"'Helping' is not the right word. Koenma may reguard us as equals, but I do not. Once inside the castle, I suggest you let us do the work. As far as I'm concerned, we're babysitting."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"Let's avoid fighting. You're not worth it."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"This is going to be pretty lame if we get killed before we reach the stupid castle!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"I don't like it! It smells girly!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"I guess he should be a manly-man like you and be obsessed with kittens?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"He has no strategy. He's just swinging his sword with the grace of a fly swatter. That's no way to survive."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"I feel like we're walking into a pizza oven."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Oh, please, sir, not spankings!"-George, Yu Yu Hakusho (Koenma's personal Blue Ogre assistant)"I just hit a teacher!"-Keiko, Yu Yu Hakusho"You should feel most fortunate, Yusuke. Not everyone's girlfriend gets to star in a horror movie."-Suzaku, Yu Yu Hakusho"You give up on everything because you cannot commit to anything."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"I've had dealings with Cultivated Humans before. They do not feel pain or fear."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"Out of this whole plan, you made one stupid mistake. You went and pissed me off!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Your girlfriend is about to become a pincushion. There's no need to be sentimental. It's your turn."-Suzaku, Yu Yu Hakusho"Let me ask you a philosophical question. If you take the lives of your six other selves in order to save yourself, is it murder?"-Suzaku, Yu Yu Hakusho"In order to properly fuse you with the Jagan Eye, I have to keep your arms and hands strapped to the table so you don't rip out your eyes."-Shigure, Yu Yu Hakusho"They're just afraid of justice!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"That Yusuke Urameshi boy is very intriguing. He lacks the fighting experience, but could be a dangerous weapon."-Younger Toguro, Yu Yu Hakusho"Fool! There can't be an earthquake on water."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"He's more or less unbeatable."-Zeru, Yu Yu Hakusho"It most certainly isn't pleasant being called a traitor by creatures you've never met."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Not every closed case comes with a happy ending."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho"Oh, the handsome ones are so mean!"-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho"I'm Koenma. I'm very cool."-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"Why does everything you say make me want to bash your face in?!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho (this was obviously said to Hiei)"He's clearly no match for Kurama. What a joke of a round. It's a pity you couldn't have taken him, and let Kurama deal with the little child and his yo-yos."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"I just want to set the record straight before we get this thing going. Basically, I'm a really good person, and the only thing I stink at is paper, rock, scissors!"-Chu, Yu Yu Hakusho"Goodness! That fight was so intense that I don't even remember eating my squid on a stick! Who's up for a second helping?"-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"You should have never insulted the Jagan Eye. Because you see, in a way it has it's own mind and loathes disrespect. Resisting it is not something I would do."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"I have the power to pull you into oblivion. I assume just my right arm will do."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"Yes, and his speed only adds to the problem. Good luck trying to hit him."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"I wonder if vomiting was Chu’s secret technique?"-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"If you idiots got something to say, say it! But say it to my face, or else say it to my fist!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"You act really senseless for a smart girl."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho"What is this? I'm as weak as my mom!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"I'm sorry, I used my right. Next time I'll use my left to be fair."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"You were wrong on two counts. Even the hardest substance can be broken when crashed into itself. And the ability to feel pain is not a weakness, it's a strength. Pain tells a creature its vulnerabilities, and not to expose them to attack. Your robot is dead. And so, I'm afraid, are you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"I've never seen anything so impressive in my life. To them it's like nothing else exists. Such focus and such pain. I wish that were me in there. It's no longer a fight between two guys now. This is the stuff legends are made of. I could watch them fight for hours." -Kuwabara"Yesterday, I saw Yusuke in a way I've never seen before. Every thing about him was so genuinely happy, and I don't mean a smile or a laugh. I mean true happiness. Ever since we were kids, Yusuke's never belonged, and here, it's dangerous, but it's like, he's home."-Keiko"It's against my code killing innocent people!" -Kuwabara"Oh, shove it where it hurts!" -Yusuke"Yo, Kuwabara! Thanks for helping out Yusuke all the time. It's nice."-Koenma"You never asked me what gave my makeup its power, what made it different than the makeup of those human fools. The difference is the main ingredient, Kurama. It's made of my blood."-Gama"Even with my arms and legs bound, you are in no shape to fight me. Don't die pointlessly Gama. You're too intelligent for that."-Kurama"Disgusting isn't it? The way humans manage to bastardize everything they touch." -Gama"Only an amatuer depends on arms and legs for victory." -Kurama"If you don't mind me asking, what exactly have you done to me?"-Kurama"You really are dangerous, aren't you? I haven't been making direct hits. You've been blocking your vital points with your own body. You must be very old. Experienced, perhaps, as I am."- Toya"I, too, have lived many years in shadow. I just hoped your life could be more noble, than mine has been."-Kurama"It seems that I have gotten to know you quite well in such a short fight, and I rather like you. Let's not have this slaying ruin our friendship."-Toya"I see. You noticed inklings of your energy inside your blood. Only one problem, to release enough to beat me you'd have to bleed yourself dry!"-Toya"I've fought my share of ice warriors. Seiryu the Blue Dragon fell to my sword quickly enough, but he was no master. He was a fool, who thought he could get by on half of his lessons. But if there is any true ice master, anyone who completed the full training that his master intended and knows the art of ice, it is Toya." -Hiei"Here we go, Jin. I can't say my ears are pointing up, but I'm looking forward to this challenge." -Yusuke"You know, one of these days I'm gonna fight someone who talks like a normal person!"- Yusuke"Cheer up Baken, your brain's just small. It's not your fault you can't remember all those things you did to Kurama. So I'm gonna refresh your memory by using your body as an example!" -Yusuke"I think bone cracking is a good sign to rest." -Botan"Took a punch straight in the face just for a chance to kick me. He's a crazy rat for sure." -Jin"Article 4: Fighters are outside the ring when any part of their body comes in contact with any solid surface other than the ring itself, and air is not solid. Stick to what you're good at honey, like dying your hair unnatural colors for instance. " - Koto (a.k.a. the announcer, whom I nicknamed fox-kitty)"Just laughing. It seems you don't know brothers very well, Botan." -Kurama"There's no way I can deflect both of those with my Spirit Gun. Spirit Grenade Launcher maybe, but definitely not a gun." -Yusuke"Well that's the biggest crap job I've ever heard in my life!" -Botan"All right Yusuke, you've tried everything else. Time to be stupid." -Yusuke"There's only one person who calls me by my first name!"-Kuwabara"Since when did you fill in in all the right places?" - Yusuke (edited version of quote below)"Is it just these pants or did you really get a nice ass?" - Yusuke (unedited version of quote above)"If you have any noble plans to stop me, I suggest you write your will. I'm not leaving without a war." -Hiei"Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice box."-Hiei"Watch it kid, I can still destroy you." -Genkai"When I see Yusuke’s disposition I see scales and beady eyes, but cute and furry’s another way to go." -Botan"What is that rediculous appendage growing out of your head?"-Hiei"Fate makes a choice."-Shishiwakamaru"That's very unsanitary. Do you know how many demons that blade has cut through?" - Hiei"Um, can we please get a clean up crew to pick up this body? That isn't part of the referee job is it?" - Juri (secondary announcer, a... some sort demon that has to do with fish)"Careful, fate may have a sense of humor."-Shishiwakamaru, Yu Yu Hakusho"Maybe you don't understand the concept of 'force field'."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"Each branch of this tree has a mouth, and each mouth of the branch has saliva that will melt your bones in under a minute, though the pain will make every second seem like it's own eternity to you."-Yoko Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Gee man, you really didn't have a childhood, huh?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"Yes, tell them I'm her brother. I'll rather enjoy torturing you to death."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"I guess the Cape of No Return is a misleading name."-Koto, Yu Yu Hakusho"Perhaps I could learn something from Genkai as well."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Ladies and gentleman and other stuff, Kuwabara returns!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"This idiot makes Kuwabara seem smart."-Hiei ,Yu Yu Hakusho"I admit, I'm embarrassed listening to him."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Admittedly you have talent, you helped scrounge up a team of third rate demons and found weapons suiting them well enough to get them to the semi-finals. You know more about arsenals and techniques than anyone I've met, but like a true idiot you forgot all about your strength. You're nothing but a surface, a souped up car without an engine to move it, you're even weaker than your front man."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"You should take more care of your hair you know, do you condition it? You should take care of your body."-Karasu, Yu Yu Hakusho"Why, I like the way this cracked walnut thinks."-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"Ah, who's to say who's nuts these days. From now on, you will only address me as Pretty Koenma, understand?"-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"Genkai, do you realize what's going on? My teacher gave all her power to me, even though she knew she'd have to fight Toguro in the end. This whole time my stupid self thought it was just between me and him. Turns out there's a 50 year story behind it, and now she wants it closed. Am I giving it all away? I don't care, my teacher's walking into a fight she can't win! And nothing's ever going to be the same."-Yusuke

''I can't bear to look at you anymore, you who sold your soul just to hold on to your youth and strength!''-Genkai

''It must've been a sad existence, after you made your decision and had started your glorious new life. What did you think about when you couldn't fall asleep? Because I know that it happened. Tell me, what went through your head?"-Genkai
"This is like one of those wild goose thingies."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"So, you gonna let go, or are we just gonna stand here and do the Tango?"-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"Who are you calling moron, pacifier junkie!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"An Ojigi plant is quite dangerous, regularly. And it is several times more lethal and more sensitive when grown under a demon's energy."-Yoko Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"You know you can't stop me, but you continue to try all the same. That's what so appealing about you."-Karasu, Yu Yu Hakusho"Better watch yourself, simple human boy. It's against Spirit World law to say my name without putting a 'beautiful' in front."-Suzuka"For a very long time, I only thought of you, Genkai. A major reason why you have to die." -Younger Toguro"You're either extremely brave, or extremely foolish. It's rare for anyone who has seen my capabilities to go through with fighting me. I'm curious to why you would subject yourself to this. Could it be something personal?" - Karasu"Folks, I guess you could say this tournament has been one heck of a roller coaster. And finally, finally we can get to the most awesome loop-de-loop part of the ride!" -Koto"I have no interest in gardening." -Karasu"I've found that there's no greater rush than taking the life of someone you care for." - Karasu"So you picked my pocket with some greenery? You really are a first class freak!" -Yanagisawa"No, that's... What I meant by 'contains' is that his armor keeps his power from escaping; definition #2." - Kurama"At least you are consistent. Consistently foolish if you think that axe will have any more effect than the last." - Hiei"I only put enough energy into my attacks as is necessary to defeat my opponents. That wasn't even enough to scratch me. Take that any way you want." -Bui"No. If you want to die, kill yourself. I don't take orders, especially from those I beat." -Hiei"This is so exciting! I'm sweating all over and my heart is pumping as well!"-Blue Ogre"My mom always wanted me to become a surgeon. It's a pity I played hookie the day we dissected frogs. Oh well..."-Elder Toguro"This is so exciting! I'm sweating all over and my heart is pumping as well!" -Blue Ogre"If we aren't, it's no thanks at all to the drunken biggie that traded our tickets for a couple of pints." -Jin"Right now all your griping's about as useful as tits on a bull."-Chu"It is hard to tell if Toguro has lost control of his power, or if he is attacking the crowd on purpose."-Kurama"Yes, well, I tried to inform you, but you were too engrossed in your speech."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Your stubborness is even greater than your stupidity."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"We're in front of about a million people, including Keiko and my boss and hard-core demon fighters! And you make me say all that sissy crap!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"He's acting so pathetic that I even feel sorry for him."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"I told you guys to do the stamping while I was gone! I even gave you my seal, and my favorite ink pad with the ponies on the top!" -Koenma"He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone." -Koenma"I can’t believe we missed the entire fight just because I took a couple extra minutes to brush my teeth."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"One horned ninny! You've just mixed up the paradises with the punishments! I'll have to start all over!"-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"After this Dark Tournament, all I've felt like doing is sleeping and watching stupid day time T.V."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"So that's how you treat the guy that wins the whole Dark Tournament?! "Thanks for savin' my life and all pal, but my sandwich is just too damn good!""-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Tell the kidnappers I've declined. I'm done babysitting."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"Too bad Hiei's not here, he could use his Jagan Eye to find himself."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho"Nature's call. Got to take a leak."-Kaito, Yu Yu Hakusho"Ironic after all his grave intentions, the one thing to unravel him was a laugh."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"There aren't any prizes for being stubborn or skeptical today."-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"The Demon World is an ancient land, and its depths are endless. In truth, there are vast parts of its territory that Spirit World has absolutely no control over."-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"It's hard to predict what he'll do. Humanity's destruction is Hiei's former dream. These new developments leave him much to consider."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"He may look like a dimwit, in fact, he definitely is. But he's also the Dark Tournament champ and he can fight like a genius when he knows his prey."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"Can't say I didn't warn the guy. Except for that whole shockwave thing."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"If anybody finds him, make a noise we'll all hear. Either scream or blow something up!"-Genkai"We don't have time to have death on your conscience. Don't you dare question yourself. He'll be fine."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"Keiko?! Damn it, Puu! You're like they're get-in-danger tour guide!" -Yusuke"I never had purpose in my awful life, but I'll have purpose in my death." -Dr. Kamiya"Why can't Keiko be the one with the Spirit Gun?" -Botan"Yusuke, listen. That's Botan natural color. It doesn't make sense to tease her." -Koenma"Earth to toddler bitch! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifier ten inches down your throat!"- Yusuke"You're defensive cause you don't know the truth. Humanity only seems good to you because you were born in a peaceful time, but war's our nature, it'll always come back. Have you ever seen hundreds of frightened people standing in line to be killed in a camp? Have you seen horseman raid and destroy a village, dance on the bodies of their victims, crushing them as they celebrated victory singing happy songs? Have you ever seen a gigantic bomb wipe away millions who had never even picked up a weapon? Civil War where a mom is hacked down in front of her child, or a child in front of his mom. And the soldier, breaking up a family who loves each other, leading them into a fire, and his eyes enjoying the torture." -Mitarai (Sea Man)"Never take yourself too seriously and you won't turn into a freakin' fanatic." -Yusuke"Wait you idiot! Haven't you learned? You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!" -Yusuke"I mean seriously, why can't we ever have a chase on an elevator!" -Kuwabara"You do them one favor and they think you're their best friend. This is why I could care less if their entire species was swallowed up." -Hiei"Then this means that Mushiyori City has advanced to Stage Three. I believe these demons are technically classified as weak and ugly." -Hiei"That was fast. Must not've run into traffic, or had any traffic running after them." -Yusuke"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care even less. Wake me for the end of the world. " -Hiei"You think that's the first child Kurama has killed in his day?" -Hiei"That freak's screams are all I hear. Either he's beating the hell out of Kurama or someone's found where he's ticklish." -Yusuke"What's wrong with you? Why don't you scream and die!" -Elder Toguro"The tree won't stop until its host is dead, but as you've said Toguro, your regenerative powers make you unable to die. You will suffer for eternity here, torn between your hate, and your agony, and so be it. Rogues like you deserve to be damned." -Kurama"Guess he missed his Toguro vaccination."-Yusuke"Maybe there have been times when I've been pissed and hated things, but it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's a lush, and school sucks. But this job is the one damn thing I've ever been good at. And if all the crap in my life hasn't screwed me up yet, then neither will this. And neither will you." -Yusuke"Be nasty all you want. I don't care if you torture cute animals, that doesn't make you strong." -Yusuke"I hate being underestimated, but underestimating is worse. Sensui will kill us all." -Hiei"Lover-boy! Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed!" - Hiei"If we're going to die, let us die in war, against Sensui."-Hiei"Nothing worse than being strong, but not strong enough."- Sensui"Trial of humanity, the defense rests." -Sensui"The Plateau of the Beheaded, a fitting battleground indeed." -Hiei"Kill us if you're going to, just spare us the sound of your voice." -Hiei"I'm sorry, I got delayed. Traffic was a bitch." -Yusuke"You can tell King Daddy that, and that he can disown me, fire me, or put me up for adoption." -Koenma"Just you and me now... Well, you and you and you and you and you and you and you and me. We're going to finish this." -Yusuke"Dammit, my sword must have slipped." -Hiei (jumps into the air and cuts Chapter Black to shreds) '"Man, why is it everyone I gotta meet is in love with friggin' nature?"-Yusuke"With your new powers, you could destroy the entire world if you got angry enough, and there'd be no one to stop you. Everyone has something they need to protect; children have pets, adults have children, and in your case it happens to be a whole lot more!" -Genkai"I don't know who I should fear more. Mukoru... or Hiei." - Kurama"Make sure to give me a call whenever you get back, Yusuke, so I can introduce you to my new boyfriend." -Keiko"There is no more dignity in this sort of existence, so I must find honor in death." -Hiei"Hiei, you needn't search for death. Death will find us all soon enough." -Mukuro"I have methods to make your life so meaningless that you will crawl out on your own and then beg me for your death." -Kurama"Sorry to kick ass and run guys, but it's time for me to beat the old bastard." -Yusuke"Youmi, you son of a bitch! You hear me? I'm coming, so boil up a kettle of tea!"-Yusuke"How dare you... Turn this tournament into a dating service?!" -Koto"You can never know victory unless you understand defeat." -Youmi"A true swordsman can never lose twice. This is the only way, the honorable way." - Shigure"Underestimating an opponent is the first step toward defeat." -Kurama"It just hit me. I don't know what I'm fighting for anymore." -Yusuke"I have given up everything I thought was important to fight in this tournament with honor. You made me do that. You can't just take it back now! " -Youmi"You can't end a good party without someone on the floor." -Yusuke"Why aren't you inside watching cartoons like a normal kid?"-Kuwabara"When I was a boy, we listened to our elders... And our video games."-Kuwabara"Sakyyo?! You mean he was already starting stuff when I was getting kicked out of kindergarden?"-Yusuke"And so it all begins. This boy's name is Yusuke. He's fourteen years old, and is supposed to be the hero of this story. But oddly enough... he's dead." -Narrator"Today did start off weird. I went to school..." -Yusuke"You know, I can't stand it when guys pick on people weaker than them. But, I guess I'll do that to you anyway!" -Kuwabara"Geez, more alcohol and I'd need a designated driver!" -Yusuke"Hello, you've reached the desk of Koenma, mighty ruler of the Spirit World. I'm not here right now, but would love to talk to you later if you're of any importance. Please leave a message after the beep." -Koenma"Yes Mr. Urameshi, you should listen to the old hag, they tend to know things. For example, that I am a demon who will not be destroyed. Mostly likely she also knows that I must kill you all, as you are about to see my true form. The only real mystery is this; how will I choose to torture you."-Rando"You should listen to the old hag, they tend to know things."-Rando"Urameshi, there's too many of 'em! And I'm not sure but I think they wanna eat me!"-Kuwabara"So what things do you wanna buy with just guys, huh? What you need some itching cream or something?"-Kuwabara"He's a rock Urameshi! How are we supposed to fight against a talking rock?!" -Kuwabara"Is that all you have to say? They're last words, you know." -Hiei"You humans are so transparent with your feelings. Meet the female and then you love her. Take her away and you get mad. Though I must admit, your desire to save her is making it very difficult for me to fight with one hand." -Suzaku"Try harder please, you're hardly worth my effort." -Hiei"When I like something, I like to take it away. It give me a certain feeling, like pondering unanswerable questions. You don't reach the results you want, and you're swept with an empty despair that makes you feel alive."- Karasu"I cannot win this way!"-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"They spent the majority of their lives consumed with each other. A young fighter and a role model, to team mates, to bitter enemies. Whatever terms they happened to be on, they were always opposite magnets on a life-long crash course. Genkai came here knowing she would die, and Toguro came knowing he would kill her."-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"For a joke to get old, it has to be funny in the first place."-Shizuru, Yu Yu Hakusho"That's a bad sign. Mumbling and talking to himself."-Shizuru, Yu Yu Hakusho"I can't help but think that our human lives are nothing but a cruel joke... just here long enough to know what we want, and then it erodes."-Younger Toguro, Yu Yu Hakusho"Oh my goodness, it was so beautiful! Bones flying everywhere, as if from a busted pinata!"-Koto, Yu Yu Hakusho"I don't give a damn about their internal disputes. The only important thing is how strong they are."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"It is not wise to say such things to your executioner."-Seiryu, Yu Yu Hakusho"Well, he's no dragon, but he is ugly."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"This ceases to be entertaining. These nothings are ruining my plans."-Suzaku, Yu Yu Hakusho"I know the perfect song to play on this Mikai Whistle. It's titled Prelude to Keiko's Suffering... In A minor."-Suzaku, Yu Yu Hakusho"It's amazing how much humans resemble animals when they're being hunted."-Suzaku, Yu Yu Hakusho"Heh. Remind me to try out for the cheerleading squad!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Funny thing about hanging in the air... it's really hard to dodge!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"I can handle you myself... but this way, even if I die, they could still use your skull as an urn for Urameshi's ashes."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"The depths of my soul are rooted in dark thoughts... But then, we all have darkness and light in us. If we are all light on the outside, there is nothing but darkness underneath. There comes a time when the darkness must come to light."-Sensui (Shinobu), Yu Yu Hakusho"I know I'm about to die and all, but I really hate when you guys ignore what I have to say!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"Does he really believe we would turn around after all that we've been through?"-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Who cares what he is, as long as he's dead!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"I admire your electric enthusasium, Hiei."-Sensui (Shinobu), Yu Yu Hakusho"This is not something I usually do... fighting opponents who I know have no chance of beating me. But I'm making exceptions for you, to offer some modicome of peace that you at least tried to avenge your friend's death before your own."-Sensui (Shinobu), Yu Yu Hakusho"This may be the first time Hiei has been willing to die for anyone but himself."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Nothing worse than being strong, but not strong enough. It only prolounges the inevitable conclusion... but be sure, this will be your inevitable conclusion, no matter how long it takes us to reach it."-Sensui (Shinobu), Yu Yu Hakusho"I gave up worrying about dying a long time ago, Sensui. And I care even less about the it's gonna involve getting there, as long as I take your hide along with me when I go!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"Ok, so maybe I got a lot on my hands, and not much strength in my spine."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Yu Yu Hakusho"Pride is for the weak."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"Yusuke! Don't be stupid!"-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho"I'll help you... But not by death, this world has enough of that. You can keep your life as long as you change the way you live it. It's never too late, believe me."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"I know exactly where we're going... We just have to keep walking in the direction that I'm pointing."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho"A poor choice seals our fate."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Don't die pointlessly, Gama, you're too intelligent for that."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"It is wholly your fault you died in vain. I cannot pity you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Kurama can use that big brain of his to figure a way out. Meanwhile, I'll try to get the masked fighter and Hiei away from spagetti-girl's stupid forcefield."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"What are you waiting for? Your balls to drop?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"You're not ready to die, you just stopped teething."-Yusuke , Yu Yu Hakusho"Can he accomplish in death what he could not in life?"-Narrator, Yu Yu Hakusho"We must handle each new dilemma as it comes to us."-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"For some reason, I thought taking his life would bring carthis. Instead, I just feel a deeper sadness. Another soul lost fighting for the wrong side."-Sensui (Shinobu), Yu Yu Hakusho"The cave sides are giving me meat-deep tissues backrubs."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Don't bother with the bull. Let's just get back to killing each other."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Hey, Kuwabara, you're concious. I'm not used to that."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"What do you suppose is more disgraceful, that boy shouting in misery or your insensitive and idiotic words?"-Mr. Takenaka, Yu Yu Hakusho"Hey! Why are you making me glow?!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Kuwabara and my mother are hopeless... I'll just have to until Keiko gets out of school. I hate waiting."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Wow, tomorrow I'll be a human with real fists and everything!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Darn, I'm giving Kuwabara a good name."-Yusuke (inside Kuwabara's body), Yu Yu Hakusho"Unbelievable! Does Kuwabara pick a fight with everyone he meets?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Next, I'm gonna give you my message before this dummy gets his body back- which, by the way, happens in about a minute. I guess you can think of this as sorta a rental car and I'm about lose my license."-Yusuke (inside Kuwabara's body), Yu Yu Hakusho"Yusuke! You found her, but now you've gotta convince her that you're not just some ugly weird guy with bruises on your face."-Yusuke (inside Kuwabara's body), Yu Yu Hakusho"You should feel most fortunate, Yusuke. Not everyone's girlfriend gets to star in a horror movie. Of course, the films in my city are somewhat different. Demons usually don't care much for happy endings."-Suzaku, Yu Yu Hakusho"Best of luck. I hope you don't die."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"Genkai, I really wanted to be your student; but I, uh, kinda wanna live."-random Genkai apprentice-wannabe, Yu Yu Hakusho"Now, that's a weird vibe. Oh, well. Once I don't get chosen, I'll pretend it doesn't exist."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Stop yelling so much! It makes you easy to find!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"In the dark I can strike a hundred times, and you'll never be able to block."-Masashi, Yu Yu Hakusho"Hey! Did I hit you?!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Only weirdos like Kuwabara can see in the dark!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Gee-ez, something tells me you're still mad about that grandma comment. You really need to enjoy life more... old lady."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Now everyone pick up the arrow you think is pretty. That'll decide the order."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho(about Kuwabara) "His awareness of the Spirit World is exceptional. With his temper, I'm surprised he hasn't harnessed it into a weapon yet."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"Talking is only a means of delay. Are you ready to fight yet?"-Kazumaru, Yu Yu Hakusho(about Rando's chanting) "I'm shutting you up, boy, you're freaking me out!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"Hate fish. What a stupid name."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Even though it looks like I can't move right now, I'm very dangerous."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Since he doesn't seem to be moving, you'll just to fight around him."-Genkai, Yu Yu Hakusho"Any prize worth having usually requires a risk."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Well done, Yusuke. In addition to defeating a notorious crook and earning some training for yourself, you've also shown I was completely correct in choosing you as Spirit Detective, because I am perfect."-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"Stamp? Sure, stamp? Sure, stamp? Sure, approval? Sure, appeal? sure, come back from the dead? Why not."-Koenma, Yu Yu Hakusho"Friends are just a crutch for the weak."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"He's a rock, Urameshi! How are we supposed to fight against a talking rock?!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"Urameshi! There's too many of them, and I'm not sure, but I think they wanna eat me!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"Just try to remember the basics; you're good, and that the entire city is bad."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho"Why don't you all attack me at once? Then the last one left won't be lonely."-Genbu, Yu Yu Hakusho"If I mess this up and and Rando kills everyone, there won't even be a Tokyo Dome! At least the other way, I would have had a three-day weekend."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"This place smells like ass."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"The forest looked a lot smaller on the map." -Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"Them broads are all alike, ask 'em nicely and they stiffen up like a dead bug."-Tarukune, Yu Yu Hakusho"Yup, I'm gonna be a scientist."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"Hey, when you're rotten like me, there's only one thing to do; spread your stink."-Tarukune, Yu Yu Hakusho"Why don't you go lay an egg or something!"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"You're going to die, you're going to die!" -Murg, Yu Yu Hakusho"Leave, before you hurt yourself."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho"They both greatly underestimate each other. I believe the first one to realize this will win." -Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"Damn it... Sandman's playing reruns."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"I didn't know demons thought so logically."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"We should eat as many as we want. They multiply like they're fighting extinction as it is."-Youmi, Yu Yu Hakusho"You haven't changed at all, Yusuke. Only, this time, your impedious nature may trigger a full-scale war."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho"When we heard that Raizen croaked, we set out for this dump as fast as we could to pay our respects."-Koku, Yu Yu Hakusho"It is truly a pleasure to meet you, Son of Raizen. Please; place these at Raizen's grave for me." *hands Yusuke flowers* "He was a great leader, like you. But he died a fool."-Mukuro, Yu Yu Hakusho"When Raizen first told us he was through eating humans and fighting, it went against everything we stood for... We took it as an insult. And so we left, and cut off all ties with him. But after we parted, we lost our passion for fighting too. We've come to lead a quiet, peaceful life. I wished we'd have told him that while he was still alive. It's funny, we thought he lost his mind, but maybe this was his intention all along; to change to the way we lived... through example."-Enki, Yu Yu Hakusho"I always thought Raizen was just a bastard, but I really didn't get to know him at all. There was more to him. And now, seeing through their eyes, I can't but feel... proud. Of my father. I think in a way, I can finally call him that."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Chu! Are you somber?"-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"Look, I'm not a particularly bright guy. And just because I'm Raizen's heir doesn't mean I'm qualified to replace him. So maybe it's time we found another way of crowning the Big Cheese around here. Each of these has the name of someone from Demon World on them. We'll all face off in a big tournament, representing not kingdoms, but ourselves. And the one who wins the tournament will be the one to rule us all. For a period of time, at least, until the next tournament when we all do it over again. From what I understood in Social Studies, it's called democracy, and it's all the rage back home. Except, we'll cast our votes with fists."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho"So, this is a sincere offering. He'll be easier to crush than I thought."-Youmi, Yu Yu Hakusho"Help! I'm in a pick-up full of psychic cannibals!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho"I lacked the courage to accept responsiblity for my unhappiness."-Mitari, Yu Yu Hakusho"Blaming the world is the coward's way out."-Mitari, Yu Yu Hakusho"I'm no weak link. It was ultimately my inner strength that enabled me to break free of the chain."-Mitari, Yu Yu Hakusho"Not being able to tell you guys how to fight... that's worse than dyin'."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Yusuke: "I feel like we're walking into a pizza oven."Kuwabara: "What's wrong? Are you afraid it's gonna melt your hair wax?"===Kuwabara: "Hey Urameshi, what would you have done if it was really a woman?"Yusuke: "I would have enjoyed it."Kuwabara: "Hee, that would make a good story to tell Keiko."===Roto: "Come on, you believe in mercy, don't you?"Kurama: "No."===Kurama: "That's gentle, we rarely see both fighters standing."Hiei: "That won't happen with me."===Topaz: "But I was supposed to kill Yusuke!"Toguro: "Must have been a misunderstanding, that boy is reserved for me."===Kuwabara: "He just killed a teamate over you!"Yusuke: "Yeah, everyone wants a piece of me."===Hiei: "And that was with my left arm, Kurama."Kurama: "I'm sorry, I used my right. Next time I'll use my left to be fair."===Yusuke: (hits Dr. Ichigaki 3 times) That was for the three innocent lives you stole! And this one's for screwing with their master! (punches Dr. Ichigaki again)Kurama: Nicely put.Yusuke: And this is for my friend who felt sorry for them and got his ass kicked into the ground! (punches Dr. Ichigaki once more)Kuwabara: Thanks for the shout out, Urameshi...Yusuke: And the last one's for me, just for pissing me off!(the final punch sends Dr. Ichigaki flying in the air and into a section of the stadium)===Announcer: "May I have your attention please. The tournament committee will be instituting a medical examination before the next round."Yusuke: "What is this, gym class?"===Botan: "Listen Ms. Koto, why don't you stop the sadist routine and do your job!"Koto: "Excuse me?"Botan: "Jin's been out of the ring for half of the fight, did it ever cross your mind to count to ten?"Koto: "Article 4: Fighters are outside the ring when any part of their body comes in contact with any solid surface other than the ring itself, and air is not solid. Stick to what you're good at honey, like dying your hair unnatural colors for instance."===Kuwabara: "Don't confuse the issue, the point here is that I'm still eligible to fight and I'm the only one."Hiei: "Yes, but eligible and able are two different words."===Yusuke: Hey! Don't think I didn't hear that, noisy girl! If it's huggy-kissy stuff you want, go try somewhere else!Botan: (Imitating a cat) Meow-meow.Yusuke: Ever heard what curiosity does to cats, Botan?===Yusuke: "Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?"Genkai: "Gladly, you patronizing jack-ass."===Kuwabara: Guess you guys have the same idea we do about scoping out the competition for the semi-finals.Kurama: Had the same idea, the fight is over.Kuwabara: What!?Koto: And so the first fight of the semi-finals will see Team Urameshi facing off against the unbeatable, indefeatable, beyond believable, Team Uraotogi!Kuwabara: That is unbelievable. I mean, I can’t believe we missed the entire fight just because I took a couple extra minutes to brush my teeth.Kurama: It was an impressive sight to behold.Hiei: Although I’m sure your minty fresh breath was well worth the delay. ===Hiei: (looks at Puu) What is that rediculous appendage growing out of your head?Yusuke: I don't want to talk about it.===Kurama: Perhaps this can only be decided with a game of Janken.Kuwabara: Oh yeah, bring it on! I'm a Rock, Paper, Scissors master!Hiei: Janken? And what the hell is that?Kuwabara: Gee man, you really didn't have a childhood, huh?===Shizuru: Our lives on the line, and you're fighting like a fifth grader! (pummels Kuwabara) Keep your guard up, jab with your left, follow with your right! What's so hard about that?Keiko: I guess we know where Kuwabara gets the motivation to win so badly.===Koenma: "I want assurances. This voluntary death bit is a little fishy coming from a man like you."Sakkyo: "Such a careful ruler. But motives aren't suspect just because you don't understand."Koenma: "Then explain."Sakkyo: "I've been playing my cards longer than you will ever realize, and today Yusuke and Toguro both had better hands. It was all or nothing from the start. Now I simply know which one I recieved."Koenma: "How do I know the plan ends with you?"Sakkyo: "Yes, you've been keeping your informants busy, and somewhere along the line, you have learned of my humble aspiriation to dissolve the barriar between worlds, let demons of every size cross to the human side, annul the careful order your kind has enforced. I find life would be better that way, and I know that one day it will be so. But fortunately for you, I'm an egomanic who won't let my work go on without me. This bomb is linked to my lab and will destroy all the progress I've made."===Juri: "So um, you think you might be ready?"Genkai: "Yes, let's shut this jerk up."===Hiei: "I don't get what's so funny."Kurama: "I thought clowns made everybody else laugh."===Genkai: (to Suzuka) Fruitcake!Hiei: This idiot makes Kuwabara seem smart.Kurama: I admit, I'm embarrassed listening to him.Koenma: If he's not the joker, I don't know who is.===Kuwabara: (about Onji) I'm glad I left the girls outside, and Yukina's not here to see this.Yukina: Go Kuwabara! You can do it!Shizuru: You can't just wait for him to die of old age, bro!Botan: You don't want to lose and disappoint Yukina, do you?Yukina: But why would I be disappointed if he lost a fight?Botan: Oh, no sweetie, it's not true. That's just what we call motivation, you see.===Chu: (about Yusuke) Why, he's seems to have gotten a might stronger.Rinku: A might? How much is a might?Chu: If I win another round with him, I might actually have to try.Rinku: I would say you tried pretty hard before.(Chu smashes his fist on Rinku's head)Chu: Shut yer flapper!===Kuwabara: "I fought just as many fights as you did!"Hiei: "And lost them both!"===Yukina: I had a kick out of watching you fight, Kazuma.Kuwabara: Why, thank you, Yukina. It's nice to see someone appreciates my strategy. See, there was no one worth wasting my energy on, so I had the bad guys reveal their weaknesses, so Genkai could knock 'em down.Shizuru: More like you made a big mess and Genkai cleaned up after you, like someone always does.Kuwabara: Hey, that stung! You take that back sis!Shizuru: Just the truth bro.Kuwabara: Well, no one cares!Hiei: Actually, I'd like to hear it.Kuwabara: Stay out of this shorty!===Kurama: Kuwabara!Hiei: And only five hundred seconds too late to matter.Kuwabara: Hey, where's that guy I was fighting? I wasn't done yet.Hiei: So which is more humiliating, losing to an old man or to a clown?Kuwabara: A clown, definitely worse to a clown===Koenma: Hmm, this isn't good.Blue Ogre: I don't know, Sir, couldn't you put the seven of spades on the eight of hearts, and move the ace on top?Koenma: I'm not playing solitaire you moron! I'm fortune telling to see who will win this match. But, I keep drawing the joker, and I have no idea what that could mean.Blue Ogre: Maybe you should enjoy life more, Sir?Koenma: I don't think that's it.===Koenma: (about Suzuka) Why, I like the way this cracked walnut thinks.Ogre: But he's nuts, Sir!Koenma: Ah, who's to say who's nuts these days. From now on, you will only address me as Pretty Koenma, understand?Ogre: Uh?Koenma: I think pretty really brings out the sparkle in my eyes.Ogre: And I just finished telling Mother my job couldn't get worse.===Genkai: "So you're Keiko."Keiko: "Yes?"Genkai: "Take care of Yusuke, he loves you."===Genkai: "It must've been a sad existence, after you made your decision and had started your glorious new life. What did you think about when you couldn't fall asleep? Because I know that it happened. Tell me, what went through your head?"Toguro: "For a very long time, I only thought of you, Genkai. A major reason why you have to die."===Karasu: "You're either extremely brave, or extremely foolish. It's rare for anyone who has seen my capabilities to go through with fighting me. I'm curious to why you would subject yourself to this. Could it be something personal?"Kurama: "Don't flatter yourself, Karasu. I'm here to defeat you. And by the way, I advise you not to underestimate me."===Koto: "Juri, it's up to you to make the call. Juri?" (looks down and sees Juri sleeping) "Juri! We can't have this gore fest without you!"Juri: (still half alseep) "Tell work I'm sick today, Mom."Koto: "Juri, all the rich and cutie boys are watching you."Juri: (sits up) "Where?!"Koto: "Well, we see where your motivation lies."===Kuwabara: "You don't know what you're talking about. Genkai is just sick."Elder Toguro: "Oh, that's perfectly sad, your friends have been keeping secrets. Genkai is dead, she has been for 2 days."===Sakkyo: "Your brother is something of a fool."Younger Toguro: "Yes, it's a bad habit of his."===Kurama: "Do you think there's any hope left for him?"Hiei: "Not really."===Kuwabara: (while Toguro is channeling his full power) Attack now Yusuke. Do it while you can, before he reaches full power.Yusuke: I... I can't move. It's not fear that's holding me back, though, it's curiosity. I just need to see what he's got.===Blue Ogre: "Koenma, sir! We've got problems!"Koenma: "Yes, I agree. He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone."===Yusuke: After this Dark Tournament, all I've felt like doing is sleeping and watching stupid day time t.v.Kuwabara: Yeah, and it's such a pretty day too, doesn't feel right to be locked up in a school.Yusuke: Uh oh, I think I just got sick.Kuwabara: Me too. Heard the arcade's got medicine.Yusuke: I'll guess we'll have to go then.===Keiko: (hits Yusuke upside the head) "Don't even think about skipping school, Yusuke. Your mom had to do lots of convincing just to keep you from failing this year."Yusuke: "Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense."===Kuwabara: "When have you ever saved me?"Yusuke: "Oh, I'm sorry, I can't count them all, I only have ten fingers!"===Botan: "Thanks, Hiei. I thought you'd come if we called."Hiei: "I didn't know it was you. I only came to find the source of that vile noise, and kill it."===Kurama: "So, which device will find him?"Botan: "Uh, heh heh... Oh right. Lets see, this superbly improved Demon Compass! A fresh take on the classic style for tracking down any demon!"Kurama: "But, cant Hiei simply deceive it by manipulating his energy?"Botan: "Uh, not anymore, thanks to this newly installed Sample Chamber. By placing his DNA inside, such as from a strand of hair, we can find him regardless of his energy!"Kurama: "It's too bad I don't carry around a lock of his hair."Botan: "Uh, yes, good point..."===Kuwabara: "I'm gonna kick some major tail!"*Hiei laughs*Kuwabara: "Stop laughing, hamster legs!"===Kurama: "You played your part well. You lost, but it was a stirring introduction."Kaito: "I wasn’t playing along. I tried my hardest to defeat you. For once, I wanted to see you lose, but I’ll just have to wait a little longer."===Yusuke: "So, Yusuke's a household name?"Kamiya: "Yes, it is. At least in the house I hang around in. Black Angel says you've come to wake us from our sweetest dreams."===Botan: "Should I even ask why Yana is in a nurse's outfit?"Yusuke: "Ah, you know, playing doctor, and one thing led to another."===Kuwabara: Urameshi, tell me what's on the screen, I can't see without my spirit powers. Like what's he saying?Yusuke: Spheres and stuff. Geometry's next year.Kuwabara: Okay...Botan: (groans) It's basic math to show why we only have a week. Why can't Keiko be the one with the Spirit Gun?===Yusuke: (about Sensui's conversation) "What I wouldn't give to know what stupid bedazzled forehead was saying!"Kurama: "He's saying they let Sea Man go so they could follow him to us."Yusuke: "No kidding? You can hear him all the way up there?"Kurama: "Not exactly."Genkai: "We are lip reading. You should try it sometime."===Mitari: "Pardon me master Genkai, but shouldn't I go too to show them the way? Inside that cave, it's a maze and I know it better than anyone else here."Hiei: "Uh, why the hell should we trust you?"===Yusuke: "Ah yeah, wouldn't you know it's a fighting game when my turn comes up? I'm feeling lucky old lady, fortune tapping at my elbow."Genkai: "That was me telling you not to be stupid."===Yusuke: "Hey Hiei, you've known him a lot longer than I have, you're not worried about Kurama at all?"Hiei: "You think that's the first child Kurama has killed in his day?"===Kurama: "Such is the plant's nature. Only your own sins can hurt you."Yusuke: "Uh, Kurama, if I ever did something that pissed you off, I'm sorry. "Mitari: "Me too."===Kurama: "You should know, I will kill you if I can, without remorse."Itsuki: "You will do what you must, Kurama, but whether I live or die, the battle will not be affected. My Ura-Otoko will make sure of that. You see, I'm the only one who can control him."(short pause)Hiei: "If we kill him, I get the first hit."===Yusuke: "Thanks weakling, but for what I desire, I don't need any help. For what I desire is ending the world and everyone in it. For I am the mighty Mazaku, lord of evil. And now after hibernating for more than 1,000 years, I will finally reveal my true form."(Yusuke starts laughing maniacally, while the SDF run away in fear)Yusuke: "Psych! Damn you guys are gullible!"===Keiko: Here's your food. Enjoy... don't choke on it. Yusuke: I'd enjoy it if you sat with me Keiko: Why? Yusuke: Just because, ok? [Keiko sits down next to him] Yusuke: This looks great! *Takes a bite of food* Yusuke: This is the best food I've ever tasted in my life. Keiko: Can I go now, dad? Yusuke: [after pause] Want some? Keiko: want some what? Yusuke: Your loss. Uh, so... keiko, I guess you know tomorrow is my birthday, right? Keiko: Yes, I knew that. Yusuke: So... uh... Keiko: so what? Yusuke: By my 18th birthday, I'll be back here, I'll find a way, I promise you. Keiko: and then what? Yusuke: Then lets get married. Keiko: Yusuke, i don't know how my new boyfriend is going to feel about that. Mr. Yukimura: *laughs* It's been a while since the last time I heard one of Yusuke's proposals. He used to play that card everytime you who had an argument as kids. Keiko: You haven't changed. Yusuke: I'm serious. In 2 years i'll be back and we'll get married! Keiko: I don't know buddy I'm going into high school, a lot could happen in that time. Yusuke: Keiko, you know I love you, right? Keiko: Yea, yea, me too...===Kuwabara: "What do you mean you're going back there? When you were there you said you wanted to go home and now that you're here, you want to go back. Maybe you're just a spoiled brat who can't be happy anywhere".Yusuke: "I've decided. Despite your kind and heartfelt tribute, I'm going back."Kuwabara: "So what're you gonna do there?! You gonna turn into one of them and then come back and then attack us, huh?!"Yusuke: "I don't know."Kuwabara: "You don't know?!" (He punches Yusuke out the window)===Jin: (about Yusuke) "Been so long since I've seen him it has, but he's not changed one itty-bitty bit."Chu: "'Cept he's even stronger. Bloke's built like a brick shit house!"===Youmi: For some reason, I find myself tossing out my rule book whenever you're around. You help me discover sides of myself I never knew existed. For the first time in my life, I had the strong urge to just take a punch in the face.Yusuke: Well, that's why I'm here, to make dreams come true.Youmi: It's that impetus spirit that does it to me. You care to guess, what my next urge is?Yusuke: I'll take a stab!===Yusuke: You can't end a good party without someone on the floor.Youmi: I suppose not. NOW COME ON!!===Koenma: Well, I'd say that's a good end to a spirit detective's career.Botan: What should we do with all the footage we've compiled, sir?Koenma: Package it.George: (as narrator) And so, indeed, Yusuke's journey as a spirit detective is done. What lies ahead as he grows from boy to man? Not even the supposedly wise Koenma knows that...Koenma: I won't give you the narrator job if you annoy me.===Yusuke: "Hey, Kuwabara, you're conscious. I'm not used to that."Kuwabara: (grabs Yusuke by the shirt) "That was a cheap shot last time and I was only knocked out for a little bit, okay?! Now I'm back, and I'm gonna beat your face up so bad even kittens won't look at ya!"===Mr. Takanaka: "I've been calling for you all morning on the loud speaker."Yusuke: "Didn't hear it, guess it musn't be so loud after all."===Yusuke: "My ordeal is a chicken egg?"Koenma: "No, it's not a chicken egg, and I can assure you what will come out of here won't be a chicken."===Kuwabara: On my last test, I scored a 7!(outside of the school)Yusuke: Wow, so Kuwabara is stupider than I am!Botan: What did you you score on your last test?Yusuke: I got a 12.===Botan: "Well Yusuke, important people like Koenma are always quite busy."Yusuke: "Heh! Those guys just like to keep you waiting to make you think that they're important. Besides how busy can a toddler be?"===Yusuke: All of this seems like a pretty major crisis for mankind.Botan: So let's go!Yusuke: But on the other hand it means I won't be able to do anything relaxing on this three day weekend.Botan: (falls overs) Aaah!! Mankind or vacation!!Yusuke: Well they got the same importance to me, okay!===Kuwabara: (grabs Yusuke's shirt) Don't you see that you've got no reason to laugh, idiot you went over the time limit!Yusuke: What? Is that true?Genkai: Its seems to be, but I believe I will make an exceptionYusuke: (laughing and hugs Kuwabara) Yeah!Kuwabara: (hugs Yusuke) We did it!Yusuke: (stops hugging) Why don't you quiet hugging me, you weirdo!Kuwabara: You're the one hugging. I was trying to squeeze you to death!===Musashi: "It's the perfect weapon for striking down evil."Kuwabara: "I'm not evil!"===Musashi: Name's Mushashi. I'm a fourth-degree black belt under Kendo of Shibattou School. I hunt down evil beings and destroy them.Shorin: I am Shorin, a psychic-in-training. I have traveled the world in search of a perfect instructor.Kibano: People call me Kibano. I am a master in every style of martial arts and I live to test my own limits.Chinpoh: Chinpoh the Wanderer. Nice to meet you all.Kazemaru: I'm Kazemaru of the Ninjas. Bodyguard of government officials. I've been trained in the Ninjitsu art of stealth.Kuwabara: Kazuma Kuwabara. The worst punk in Sarayashi Junior High.Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi. The much much worser punk of Sarayashi Junior High.Kuroda: My name is Kuroda. Contract killer.===Yusuke: "You expect us to fight in the dark?"Genkai: "Yes, you little crap that's exactly what I expect. You must use your Spirit Awareness to see. Use weapons if you've got 'em. Hit them where you like, anything goes. The winner is the one who can walk back alive."===Kuwabara: Well I don't have a clue what's going on, but it sure is nice to have a helping hand.Hiei: Helping is not the right word.Kuwabara: Hmm?Hiei: Koenma may regard us as equals, but I do not. Once inside the castle I suggest you let us do the work. As far as I'm concerned, we're babysitting.Kuwabara: Listen you puny jerkface, I'm gonna have to beat you up if you keep talking down to us that way!Hiei: Let's avoid fighting, you're not worth it.Kuwabara: Oh that's it! (tries to punch Hiei, he swiftly dodges by stepping forward, and Kuwabara falls to the ground)Hiei: (looking at Yusuke) But you, Detective, are a different story. I plan to take my revenge on you, so consider this fair warning.Kuwabara: Oh, you wanna ignore me huh?!===Yusuke: (referring to Kurama's Rose Whip) Well, everything's coming up roses.Kuwabara: It smells girly, I don't think I like it.Yusuke: Oh sure, I guess he should be a tough guy like you and be obsessed with kittens.Kuwabara: Shut up!===Hiei: "Your ugly friend has a good point, detective."Kuwabara: "Who's ugly?! Come here, you mouse!"===Genbu: "I am Genbu of the Four Saint Beasts. Do you have any requests before you die?"Yusuke: "Yeah, tell me how a beast is a saint, I'm lost."===George: Oh, by the way sir, it turns out we do have a little information on the Four Saint Beasts. (hands Koenma a book)Koenma: What? Why didn't you tell me earlier, you fool! (flips through book) Let's see, ah, 'A very challenging task, but well rewarding in the end'... You idiot! This says Four Saint Beets, you've given me a cookbook!(two ogres appear behind George and drag him away)Koenma: One hundred spankings!George: Oh, please, sir, not spankings!===Kurama: "Hiei, how many times did you cut him?"Hiei: "Only sixteen."Yusuke: "Sixteen? I only saw seven or eight!"Kurama: "After the first slash, all I could see were flashes."Kuwabara: "I didn't even see the flashes."===Yusuke: "If we fight again, and you use those powers, I'm going to have to watch out."Hiei: "Maybe." (walks off)Kuwabara: "I was sure he was going to say. "Well, of course, you fool!""===Yusuke: "I'm going to use my shotgun and blast them!"Kurama: "Wait, let's use our heads."Yusuke: "What, you want me to head butt them!?"===Genkai: "That's your whole problem, you idiot! Remember! Focus your mind on the business at hand. You give up on everything because you cannot commit to anything."Yusuke: "Let me guess, did you pick up that cute saying from a fortune cookie?"===Kuwabara: (about the masked fighter) What if he loses and we get booted from the tournament?Hiei: If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team, and no one will complain.Kuwabara: You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?===Zeru: "You've become so quiet now, too quiet to notice any more of my supposed flaws?"Hiei: "Actually, I'm bored."Zeru: "Actually, you're dead!"===Suzuka: "No wonder you think of me as a clown."Kurama: "Much less now than in your earlier performance, I would say."===Kirenja: "Hahaha... This is my little secret weapon- and by little, I mean giantantic! Look at this baby! I had planned on saving this for the final round of the tournament. But you look waay too deserving... of an extra large sized defeat!"*Bui summons a HUMONGOUS ax from thin air*Kirenja: "Oh... Oh, damn."===Kurama: "Please, answer me one thing first. Why? The Shinobi have always dealt with their affairs in secret. Why expose yourselves now?"Toya: "For light."Kurama: "Explain."Toya: "It's simple. Even the strongest tree will die if left in the dark. I find that to be the best way to describe us. A giant oak, crashing through a dark soil, bringing order to an otherwise chaotic land. The Shinobi have done their job for centuries, and done it well. But in recent years, we have caught glimpses of the outside world, and asked; "Why not us? Have we not earned the privilege others take for free?" We are entering a new era, and we will begin with a land of our own. This island. It has already been arranged that if we win this tournament, Hanging Neck Island will be our prize. And once this blinding light pours over us all, like branches, we will cover the world."===Kuwabara: "Wow, what's that?!"Hiei: "It's the Kakai!"Kuwabara: "Then how the heck did he make it through here?"Sensui (Shinobu): "I'm glad you asked. As you remember, my energy is of the Sacred kind. Fortunately, the brains is Spirit World only made this net to filter out demon energy... That's why I passed through unscathed, while Hiei's attack burned out when it hit the net."Hiei: "If my best technique can't even singe his ass through this fence, how are we supposed to fight him?"===Kuwabara: "Hey! Has anyone noticed that we're falling very, very, VERY, fast!"Kurama: "Hiei, do you know where in demon world we are?"Hiei: "Yes, I believe that I've been to these parts before. And if I'm right, then we're rather lucky. It's the Forest of Fools, just low-level demons who won't present any kind of challenge to us."Kuwabara: "I know I'm about to die and all, but I really hate when you guys ignore what I have to say!"===Spirit Defense Forces Captin: "Koenma, sir, are you alright?"Koenma: "Well, I did bite my tounge."===Hiei: "How touching."Kuwabara: "Bite my ankles, shorty! I swear I'll make you to your mom... if you have a mom, that is!"Kurama: "To think they could one day be in-laws."===Hiei: "What is that ridiculous appendage growing out from your head all about?"Yusuke: "It's just a puberty thing, okay?"===Masked Fighter (Genkai): "At least your act is tough."Yusuke: "Hey, I work hard at it."===Kurama: "We just need Itsuki to let us out of this creature. Perhaps torture would suffice."Itsuki: "You'd still fail."Kuwabara: "What?! It's four-on-one!Itsuki: "Four times zero power is still zero power."===Kuwabara: "I'm big enough to admit to admit when everyone else is wrong. Just try and contradict me now."Kurama: "You're wrong."===Shizuru: "I have to admit it, Keiko, I'm really scared."Keiko: "Is it wrong to be?"===Sensui: "Be honest; are you still strong enough to face me?"Yusuke: "A funny thing about that, I did a little power inventory and it turns out I have exactly enough to cream your face into the wall."===Yusuke: "Against normal people, Kuwabara's pretty good."Botan: "Go for the kidneys!"===Kuwabara: "If you're gonna do this run, then so am I!"Yusuke: "Stop getting so excited. It's embarrassing."===Yusuke: "A flower?"Kuwabara: "Now that's weird. If he's trying to win the beast over, I don't think that's a good idea."===Genkai: "Let's not waste my time. The first match vs. dimwit."Kuwabara: "Hah, I think that's you."Yusuke: "And I thought my name was Yusuke."===Kuroda: "Risking my life is the nature of my profession."Kazumaru: "Mine, as well."Kuroda: "Good. Then I won't feel so bad when I carve out your heart."===Yusuke: "Try not to get killed, Kuwabara."Kuwabara: "Don't worry. I have to beat you before I die."===Yusuke: "Right, spirit... waves. Everyone knows about that."Kuwabara: "This isn't school, so don't pretend like you're not a doofus!"===Kurama: "Hah! Yusuke! Easy does it, no sleeping just yet. Yusuke, snap out of it! You have your victory!"Yusuke: "Am I... Am I alive?"Koenma: "Of course! Do you see any halos on us? Everything is a-okay now!"*Yusuke spots the "dead" Kuwabara*Yusuke: "No, it's not... no, it's not! Dammit! If I hadn't been such an irresponsable kid, if I didn't have concrete walls between my own stupid emotions!"*flashback to Kuwabara's dying words*Kuwabara (in the flashback): "Ughh... Ok, Urameshi." (coughs up blood) "It's all you. I did what I could, now beat him for all of us... Make my death count, Yusuke!"Yusuke: "I had all the strength to save him, I was just too dumb to know how to reach it! What the hell do I say to that?!"Kurama: "Yusuke: "===Youmi: "You can't be serious. Do you honestly think that I, or anyone else, would go along with this?"Jin: "Sign me up, so I say!"===Kuwabara: "You beat that last guy by luck!"Yusuke: "So? What's that got to do with this fight?"Kuwabara: "I'm... not exactly sure!"===Kuwabara: "So, uh, I guess we're just gonna walk right in?"Kurama: "Any prize worth having usually requires a risk."Kuwabara: "I say we make them come out here and fight us up-front, like they're not a bunch of sissies."Hiei: "Heh. You're sense of strategy is amazing."Kuwabara: "Are you talking to me, runt-boy?"Yusuke: "Let's go!"Kuwabara (mutters): "Stupid dwarf."===Yusuke: "Botan?!"Kuwabara: "Hey, it's the pretty girl! Have you thought about me?"===Enki: "Hello, my name's Enki, and this little firecraker is my lovely wife, Koku."(main demon monk): "And what exactly is the nature of your relationship to our late King?"Enki: "Well, we used to be sparring buddies back in the old days."*Yusuke makes a strangled noise*Enki: "Sure we were strong, but he was stronger. I'll tell ya, if Mukuro or Youmi had seen Raizen at his prime, they would have pissed their pants- if you'll excuse my colorful language."Koku (yelling in Yusuke's face): "That was until he went all gaa-gaa for some cheap little whore that he met up in Living World. So he comes back and dumps me like I'm yesterday's garbage! Got any clue how insulting that is?!"Yusuke: "Geez! You smell like booze!"Koku: "After he rejected me, I didn't give a crap anymore, so I married this lug. But I don't care, because I've been drinking ever since and feel great."*Koku takes several big gulps of whatever kind of alchocol she is is carrying in the giant jug she brought with her*Koku: "YOU LOST, RAIZEN!"Enki: "Please... Forgive my wife. She's really not always like this."*Koku bites his hand*Enki: "ARRGGGH!! Be a good girl, sweetie!"Koku: "You be a good girl!"===Enki: "Am I right to say you're Raizen's son?"Yusuke: "Something like that. Why?"Enki: "Oh, you know, it's just that you remind me so much of him when he was younger."===Yusuke: "We're being followed."Kuwabara: "What?"Yusuke: "I caught a glimpse of 'em at the movie theater."Kuwabara: "Well, we've got the time. I say we fun with 'em."(everyone takes their start-off positions)Kuwabara: "Heh-heh-huh... You jokers are in trouble now. My name's Kuwabara, the number one thug of () Junior High"Yusuke: "Hah! No sense telling lies."(Their opponent mob bring out switch-blades, opening them)Kuwabara: "I don't think these guy are playing around... we haven't even started and they're already pulling knives!"Possessed Mob: "Must kill, must kill, must kill, must kill, must... kill!"===Rando (in disguise):"Very surprising. Twice now, you've manage to avoid my attack and make it your own offensive."Kuwabara: "Uhh... Don't try to make it sound so high-tech, I'm just trying to cream you."===Youmi: "So, why have you come to see me? And, please, be direct. I have neither time nor patience to waste beating around the bush."Yusuke: "Well, Raisan is dead now. And, you know, as the new King on the block, I thought it'd only be fair for me to tell you in person exactly how I'm going to rip you off your throne.Youmi: "Oh?"Kurama (thinking): That's far too direct! He's going to get himself killed!Youmi: "Alright. Then in the interest of full disclosure, allow me to show you how I plan to stop you."Kurama (thinking): Youmi is powering himself up to take Yusuke out!===Yusuke: "That's cool, but first I got something for ya. We'll call it gift."Kurama (thinking): A gift? He couldn't be naiive enough to give Youmi a--Youmi (finishing the thought): Peace offering? No, he's smarter than that. It's a trap.Youmi: "How thoughtful of you. Would you mind unwrapping it too? I'm afraid I can't see things as well as I used to."Yusuke: "Sure. Now they might scatter a bit, so I hope you don't mind."(main demon monk): "Uh...! But that's our entire National Treasure! All of our Ruramari Stones! Do you have any idea how rare and valuable those are?"Youmi (thinking): So, this is a sincere offering. He'll be easier to crush than I thought.Youmi: "I thank you, Mr. Urameshi, for this most generous of gifts. Oooh, I can tell this Ruramari Stone is real by it's touch. But what is your true purpose in offer?"*Youmi feels the stone in his fingers with a closer examination*Youmi: "There's something carved in this stone. It says Mukuro. And that one says Kurama. And To'ho. Hokishin. Hiei. You engrave names in all of these stones?"Yusuke: "Yeah, well, I wouldda just painted 'em on, but I though this way you could 'em yourself."(main demon monk): "WAGGHAGHA! YOU DESECRATED THE TREASURE!! H-HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THIN-NG?!!"===(Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kuwabara are holding up a falling ceiling)Kuwabara: "Stick together! And if anybody tries to run, I swear I'll drag him back myself!"Hiei: "Huh! And I suppose you it'd be noble if we all died as team."Kuwabara: "That's right!"Yusuke: "Here's a thought, let's shut up and find a way out!"(Yusuke spies the switch for the falling ceiling.)Yusuke (thinking): If we could just find a way to that switch...Yusuke: "Hiei! You're a lot faster than any of us! We'll hold the ceiling up while you go and flip the switch."Kuwabara:Hiei:===Genbu: "There's a door behind you. Please, take it."Kuwabara: "Uh..."(Kuwabara kicks it open, combined with Yusuke pushing it by hand)Yusuke: "Ladies first."===Kuwabara: "What do we do now?"Yusuke: "Tch. Now we leave it to me."(Yusuke's fist start glowing as he powers up)Kuwabara: "Wow. This one of your new techiniques?"Yusuke: "I'll take that as a stupid question... SHOTGUN!"===George (the Blue Ogre): "Turns out we do have a little something written about the Four Saint Beasts."Koenma: "What?! Two whole battles and you're only now telling me about this?!"*Koemna grabs the video from George*Koemna: "No... Fig... Flour... Four saint be- ah, page 42."*flips through book*Koenma: "Instructions: A very difficult but rewarding challenge with only one real weakness; hard to boil? Wha?"*looks at the cover*Koenma: "This says 'Four Saint Beets'... You've given me a cookbook!"George: "Ohh, Sir..."*two ogres show up to take George away*Koenma: "One-hundred spankings."George: "Oh, please! Sir, have mercy on me! Anything but spankings! Maybe you misread it!"*Koenma opens the book again*===Yusuke: "Why don't you get to the point, Muscles? I've got better things to do with my time than waste it with you."Toguro: "Hmhmhm... You're afraid of me."Yusuke: "What? Amused, is more like it."Toguro: "There's no one here to impress, Yusuke. And I can see your entire body shaking. The ability to fear your enemies is one of your strengths. It forces you to reach your potential. But you haven't been scared enough. You needs some motivation, and that's why I've come here. To show you my TRUE POWER!"==============================Manga versions:-----------"Does a death wish cause you to speak that way to me?"- page 153 of Yu Yu Hakusho manga #4

"When you're lonely, and your heart aches, it's going to take a little time"- from the song Diamond Road by Sheryl Crow
"Keep the memory of your face, but wipe the pain away."- from the song Diamond Road by Sheryl Crow

Someone's killed for killing another, and then that guy is killed for killing him... how is that kind of twisted thinking ever gonna bring us peace?!"-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed"He killed Nikol right in front of my eyes! Nikol was only 15, he loved the piano... He only fought to protect the Plants, and Kira killed him!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed"Are you suggesting that we should give up all attempts to negogiate, and rely on our guns from this point on? Is that the kind of people we are?"-(Former) Chairman Segul Clyne, Gundam Seed"I've lived a life from battlefield to battlefield. And I can't really disagree if you say it's my own fault for choosing this life. But nobody is ever born into this world as a soldier."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"There would be no conflicts if everything could be solved through discussion. Misunderstandings create enemies, and when you have enemies... you shoot them."-Azrael, Gundam Seed"They thirsted for knowledge. They sought to fufill their desires. And, ultimately, they forgot why they were doing it. Even as they proclaimed their reverence for human life, they began toying with it, and then they began destroying it!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"No matter what we learn, no matter what we manage to obtain, nothing ever changes! People are amazing that way!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"It's ok to cry. We should cry... While we're still able to."-Lacus Clyne"Don't you believe what I'm telling you? Do you even believe what you see with your own eyes? On the battlefield, or now that you've returned to the PLANTS after being away for quite some time... Haven't you noticed things are different?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed"I can't help it. I understand the circumstances, but something tells me I have to stay here, to protect this ship and it's crew members. You know, it must be the guidance of Halmaya. Huh."-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed"Hey, there's gravity down here!"-Chief Murdock, Gundam Seed"How could you stoop to chili sauce on your kabob? Now this yogurt sauce, that's the proper thing to add to such a dish. Or rather than saying it's the proper thing, how should I put it... Hm... Right! Not adding yogurt sauce to this dish is considered a form of sacrilage against doner-kabobs."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"May your soul abandon your body and return to space, damn coordinater."-Blue Cosmos flunky, Gundam Seed"We'll leave aside the question whether tigers actually live in the desert for now."-Erica Simmons, Gundam Seed"I never heard a soldier scream like that on the battlefield."-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed"Members of the Zala Team, I'm here to give you an update on this honorable team's first mission. There could be no mission more important than this; we are to rescue our leader."-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed"The success of a surprise attack isn't determined by the actual time spent."-Dearka Elsman, Gundam Seed"But just because the odds are against us doesn't mean we should give up fighting and let them do whatever they want to us, now does it?"-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed"Did you think I was naiive enough to believe the words of an enemy?"-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed"Aren't you the least bit curious? About the ultimate extent of humanity's insasible desires? About the fools who pursued their insane dream in the name of progress? Because after all, Kira, you're a child of this too!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"The urge to make things better has always driven progress, and then that is what brings about happiness!"-Dr. Hibiki"This place is a forbidden temple. The remnants of the dream of fools who thought they could play god."-Raww La Cruse"We're being destroyed by our own machine that they stole... is there anything more ridiculous?!"-Foriegn Vice-Minister Alstar (Fllay's Father)"Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit, and no points are awarded... So how do you determine the winners and the losers? At what point do we put an end to it? When every single one of your enemies have been destroyed?"-Andrew Waltfelt"Being too sincere can also be a liabilty."-Andrew Waltfelt"You should not be so concerned about your beliefs, Siabe Aishmon. They are not as imporant as your lives."-Aljeeri"You got a screw loose or something? Who invited you anyway? You've got no right to walk up to strangers and tell them how to eat their food."-Cagalli"In war, you never know who will go next."-Miriallia"Fllay has been kind and considerate to me. She stayed with me the whole time, she held me in her arms, and she said she'd look after me! No one even stops to think about what I must be feeling... What goes through my mind in a battle!"-Kira"What can I say? This is a land where both the wind and people get very heated."-Mwu La Flagga"Whenever people are put to the test, I often hear them boost, "I'd rather die." But do you think they honestly mean it?"-Andrew Waltfelt"He has no past and no future... maybe not even an identity."-Mwu"The final door is about to open, and I'm the one opening it! Then the world that we know will come to an end! This world of insatiable desires will end! And then the concieted fools who struggle within it will finally have their wish come true!"-Raww La Cruse"Ha! Do you think you can change what's going to happen?! Nobody can do anything about it! For the world full of hatred is engulfing the universe!"-Raww La Cruse
"We can't let even one nuculeur missile hit the PLANTs! If the blade of light strikes down on those who are innocent, it can only lead to never-ending tears, and hatred."-Lacus"What's the point in fighting a war unless it ends in victory?"-Chairman Zala"Essentially, the role of any long-distance of mass destruction is to serve as a deterrent. But that doesn't matter anymore, because they've both been at this point... Nukes and that thing."-Andrew Waltfelt"The first time that I actually had to shoot someone, it turned my stomach... They told me that I'd get used to it, in time. And after a while, that's what happened."-Andrew Waltfelt"People can get used to anything, even fighting... and killing each other."-Andrew Waltfelt"Is it weapons that the cause of all this fighting? Or does the real cause lie within the human heart?"-Lacus"My mother was on Junius 7. I was only an agrucultrial PLANT. Innocent people were obliterated in an instant, even children!"-Athrun"Fine, then shoot. Because I'd be the one pulling the trigger. I'm a ZAFT pilot until the bitter end. I will not let you take my machine. And if you try to shoot me, then I'll have to kill you!"-Athrun"What are you, crazy?! Throwing a loaded gun?!"-Athrun"When one doesn't have a bad scar removed, some might think it's a symbol of your... commitment. Or, since you turned your head away... maybe it's a symbol of your... humilation?" -Andrew Waltfelt"Losing experience doesn't count."-Aisha"Those ships are run by a little girl and some Naturals! Why can't you destroy them?!"-Chairman Zala"It's a shame, really, I did enjoy her songs. But the real world isn't as kind as the one in pop songs!"-Raww La Cruse"Stop it! Lay down your weapons! Do it now! Is this really what you people desire?! You'll wipe them out! Completely!"-Athrun"This is our destiny! People knew where they were heading when they chose to walk this path! Justice and faith, ignorance and escapism... They never learn, they never listen! We have reached the end of that path, there is no way to prevent it now! Mankind vanquished! At last! Just as they deserve!"-Raww La Cruse"You're crazy! And so's your logic!"-Kira"This is a world where people's hearts are filled with hatred! Where fingers have no purpose other than to pull triggers!"-Raww La Cruse"What do you believe in?! And why do you?!"-Raww La Cruse"Why torment yourself? Saying, "Eventually, someday..." How long have you been fighting, with your thoughts clouded by that brand of sweet poision?"-Raww La Cruse"Earth will burn. And the ensuing cries of the victims will trigger battle anew!"-Raww La Cruse"Stop running! The hardest battle... is to keep living!"-Cagalli"The world is being divided into two armed camps because of the Atalantic Federation! Does everyone have to be either an ally or an enemy?! Why should ORB throw away it's laws and it's principals in order to fight whichever enemy it's told to?!"-Lord Nazumi Yula Atha"When you're fighting for your life against an enemy you know personally, it's just that much harder to face him."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed"Give me a break... The minute we solve the problem with the supplies, we get thrown another in the form of a pink-haired princess. The endless challenges we face."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed"The perfect little lady 'til you speak."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"The problem should actually be viewed from a more important perspective; ours."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"You shouldn't blame me! This is mankind's dream, mankind's desire, mankind's destiny! To be the strongest, to go the farthest, to climb the highest! To compete, to envy, to hate each other... And devour one another!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"I know that humanity will be swallowed by the darkness it's created!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"Possibly, we humans... can exist without actually having to fight. But many of us have chosen to fight. For what reason? To protect something? Protect what? Ourselves? The future? If we kill people to protect ourselves and this future, then what sort of future is it? And what will we have become? There is no future for those who have died. And what of those who did the killing? Is happiness to be found in a future that is grasped with blood-stained hands? Is that the truth?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed"The military must be regulated. It requires both soldiers who follow the orders of their superiors and commanders who can see the larger picture, and make the appropriate decisions."-Natarle"You're a monster who deserves to die... right here with me."-Natarle, Gundam Seed"Kira... took too many risks, didn't always know what he was doing, and always cried! But he was kind! He was a nice guy!"-Cagalli"That's crazy! If you were such a good friend, then why the hell would you kill him?!"-Cagalli"We seperated as friends, and the time I saw him, were enemies. I asked him to come with us, over and over. Because he was a Coordinater... Can't you see, he was one of us! That's where he belongs! It wasn't right for him to be on the side of the Earth Forces! But whenever we talked, he wouldn't listen! He fought against us, even hurting friends of mine... and then he killed Nicol!"-Athrun"I know it's the most difficult way... but I'm also positive that's there's really no other choice."-Kira"We really have no alternative, do we? Because the fact is, the time has come for us to move forward."-Lacus"Natarle recieves order to launch with the and it's new crew. Her star is beginning to rise... But does it shine with promise, or betrayal?"-Narrator"What is the sin called that forces comrades to open fire on one another?"-Narrator"Once more, the dark of outter space is illuminated by the cross-fire."-Narrator===Kira: "I didn't rescue her so she could be used as a hostage."Mwu: "You're right about that. If anything, you could use her as a girlfriend."===Nicol: "Sure, it's possible to catch up to them before they join the fleet. But upon arriving, we'd have only 10 minutes before we're in firing range of the Lunar Fleet."Dearka: "You mean we'd have a full ten minutes."Izeak: "I suggest the cowards keep their traps shut. Are there only 10 minute, or are there a full ten minutes. It's all in how you look at it, really. My take on it is, if we have a window of opportunity before they join their fleet, we can't pass it up."===Haro: (bounces around, then heads straight for Athrun's face) "Haro, Haro, Athrun."Athrun: (sighs) "Lacus..."Lacus: "Haro is overly-excited. I guess he's happy to see you after all this time."Athrun: "Haro doesn't have any emotional component to him at all, Lacus."===Lacus: "When I look upon you, there's a different person there. Lately I can see only bitterness."Athrun: "I can't exactly fight a war with a big smile on my face."===Azreal: "You know, it's really easy to say that something's impossible, but only the very best can go out and make it possible. Everyone in the business world knows the truth of that."Captin Natarle Badgiruel: "But this is a battlefield! Failure in this world means death!"===Chief Murdock: "Cover that whole section with CNT paste."Random Technition: "What? We're finished if we take another hit in the same place!"Chief Murdock: "Look, I'd even seal it with money if it would help any!"===Decosta: (knocks on the door) "Decosta here, sir." (no response) "I'm entering, sir."Waltfelt: (stirring homemade coffee) "Hmmm-hmhmm..."Decosta: (gets a whiff and covers his nose) "Commander? What do you say we ventilate this room?"Waltfelt: "It was that urgent you had to barge in here and tell me?"===Andrew Waltfelt: "Whenever people are put to the test, I often hear them boost, "I'd rather die." But do you think they honestly mean it?"Pilot of one of the following BAKUUs: "Commander? There are vehicles approaching us from behind. Six, no, eight, vehicles. They appear to be that of the resistance fighters."Andrew Waltfelt: "Maybe those people would rather die, after all."===Cagalli: "Hey, you. You can't fall asleep."Athrun: "I'm... I... I'm not. I just... I tranfered from the, um... and descended into the..." (falls asleep)===Athrun: "If you go for my gun, I'll have no choice but to kill you, so don't even think about it. Did you survive Heliopolis just for that? Don't push your luck."Cagalli: "Hmph. I never thought a ZAFT soldier would worry about my life."Athrun: "Y'know, we... we never dreamed that would happen to Heliopolis. It wasn't supposed to go down that way at all."Cagalli: "Huh?"Athrun: "Our only mission was to take the Earth Forces mobile suits that Morganrate developed. Nothing else was supposed to happen."Cagalli: "But it did happen! The fact is, that you guys attacked and destroyed that colony!"===Kira: "You don't understand anything else!"Raww La Cruse: "Of course! After all, people can only understand what they've experienced!"===Dearka: "What we doing in this awful place?"Waltfelt: "They say you can't really appreciate the desert until you've lived here."===Athrun: "So I'm to go out and rescue her, then come back playing the part of a hero."La Cruse: "Or come back, and in a public display, weep bitter tears over her still corpse."===Chief Murdock: "It sure makes you wonder. What is is about this ship, is it cursed?"Mwu: "Nah, I would say La Cruse is the curse."===(looking at a miniture replica of the famous space fossil)Waltfelt: "Evidence 01. You ever see see the real McCoy?"Kira: "No, sir."Waltfelt: "I have no idea why they call this thing a whale-stone. Does it look like a whale to you?"Kira: "I really can't say for certain."Waltfelt: "If you ask me, those look like wings. Whales don't normally come with wings, do they now?"Kira: "Uhh... well, no. But it was brought back from a space mission as proof of the existance of extraterrestial life, so..."Walfelt: "The point I'm trying to make is, why is the figure in this fossil assumed to be that of a whale?"Kira: "So, then what would be a better name for it?"Waltfelt: "Hmm... I have to admit, nothing readily comes to mind. On to more pressing matters; what's your assessment of this coffee? Or, perhaps you haven't yet aquired an appriecation for such an adult taste?"===Mwu: "What gives you the right to sound so superior?!"La Cruse: "I am the only one who's earned that right! In the entire universe, I alone have the right to judge all humanity!"Mwu: "Cut the crap, you crackpot!"===Cagalli: "That's why you killed Kira... your friend?"Athrun: "He was an enemy! He wasn't on my side anymore! I had no other choice but to kill him!"===Dearka: "Hey..."Mariallia: "What do you want?!"Dearka: "Look, I... He's the one who killed that guy... you know, Tal?"Mariallia: "So what is your point?! Weren't you listening to Kira? This is what he meant! Would killing him bring Tal back to me?! Of course it wouldn't... so why don't you just stop talking about it!"===Kira: "You have a real reason to want revenge on me."Andrew Waltfelt: "That's happens in a war. Everybody has some kind of reason. Yet no one does."===Random central dockin control member: "Woah... What are you doing? Your ship doesn't have orders to launch.Haro: "Whatever."============(This is my favorite scene of the whole series, so I'm giving the actions too. It takes place in the Archangel's sickbay and just outside the door.) Sai: (to Mariellia, who's boyfriend just died in battle) "Just wait inside here, ok? We'll get you a prescription or something from the Docter. Something so you can get some sleep. Sound good?" (Sai leaves to talk to his ex-fiancee Flay that broke up with him for his friend Kira, who is currently MIA; Mariellia walks in a daze to a chair. Un-beknownest to her, the war prisoner Dearka is on the bed next to her behind the curtians.) Dearka Elsman: "Hey, Doc!" (Mariellia turns around; they reconize each other from when he was be escorted at gunpoint. She jumps back.) Dearka: "Hmmm." (Sai and Flay, outside the door) Sai: "What do you want?" Flay: "What? Well... I..." Sai: (sighs) "Tal is missing, Kira's missing. Everybody's pretty upset..." (screen jumps to Mariellia, who is staring at Dearka in shocked horror. jumps back to that sceen in the hall outside) Sai: "And that includes me. To be honest, I'm really in no condition to comfort you. Not right now. Sorry, go ask someone else." (He begins to walk past Flay to the door) Flay: "Sai... wait..." Flay (just as Sai gets past her): "Because... I still have feelings for you!" Sai: "Flay!" Flay: "All along! You must've known! Kira... wasn't the one I really wanted!" Sai: "Flay! That's enough!" (screen shows Flay leaning back at his yelling) Sai: "You did have feelings for Kira!" Flay: "You're wrong!" Sai: "I'M NOT!" (Flay leans back in shock, with more emphasis this time) Sai: "You might have felt differently in the beginning... But..." (his hands clench at his sides) "He was a good person! And that's why... Because... Because that's the way he was!" Flay: "You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!" (back to sickbay) Dearka: "Why are you staring at me?" (Mariellia starts breathing hard) Dearka: "You afraid of me? Find me... unusual? Relax, will ya... I couldn't be any more tied up." (sits up to show his hands that are tied behind his back) Dearka: "But, what I want to know is, why are you crying again? I'm kinda suprised a ship like this has such a cry-baby on board." (Mariellia starts to breathe harder) Dearka: "You have no business being a soldier if you that afraid." (Mariellia's breathing escaulates, verging on hyperventalation. She sees a knife on a table.) Dearka: "Or... maybe your good-for-nothing Natural boyfriend went and died on you or something. (Mariellia's shadow shows over Dearka, who was smirking with his eyes closed. Dearka opens his eyes and looks up. Mariellia is holding the knife above him. He looks shocked. Dearka sits up as she lunges with the knife, and his pillow is struck instead of his head. Dearka looks scared and shocked.)Dearka: "What's wrong with you?! Damn!"(Mariella, still holding the knife lunges for another strike. It knocks Dearka off the bed. Screen shows his bindings that keep him attached to the bed, along with some blood. Dearka falls on the floor and Mariellia raises the knife again)===~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"A path not chosen is the same as a path that never existed."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed Destiny"Power is whatever one makes of it. Foolish are those who hope for it in excess. Yet equally foolish are those who resent it for no reason."-Lord Nazumi Yula Atha"Strength is a necessity. There will always be conflict."-Chairman Durandal"Too much strength will only invite another war."-Cagalli"Stop giving orders, you damn civilian!"-Izaek"My daughter's tombstone must fall! It's the only way the world will ever change!"-one of the Junius 7 Terrorists"Have you forgotton the innocent lives thrown away here?! You're living in a damned dream world, laughing with the butchers who caused this!"-Leader of the Junius 7 Terrorists"My name... my name is Athrun Zala. Son of Patrick Zala, a man who fanned the flames of a war that spiraled out of control and poisoned the whole world with his hatred. I believed what my father said. I fought in the war, I killed the enemy, I fought my best friend! And even when I realized how wrong it was, I couldn't stop him... and I lost everything. And yet my Father's words still linger..."-Athrun"It's sad that the memory of your father pains you, that it's such a source of great bitterness for you... But I suppose it really can't be helped. And yet, Chairman Zala probably wasn't that kind of person to begin with, was he?"-Chairman Durandil"Chairman Zala probably wasn't that kind of person to begin with, was he? In his capacity of chairman, there's no doubt he made his share of grave mistakes. However, his primary goal was always to protect the PLANTs, to protect us, and to make a better world for his people."-Chairman Durandil"The best intentions of great men can often lead them to make great mistakes."-Chairman Durandil"The best intentions of great men can often lead them to make great mistakes. Statements by such men can easily be taken out of context by certain people. Listeners with an agenda can interpert these words to suit their own purpose."-Chairman Durandil"Listeners with an agenda can interpert these words to suit their own purpose."-Chairman Durandil"War is not some game to play the hero! Stop making decisions to please yourself! If you have all this power, take responsiblity for it!" - Athrun"We can't keep hiding at the bottom of the sea like a bunch of oysters in their shells." -Cagalli"Know what you're fighting for... fighting just for it's own sake it pointless!"-Athrun"We have no way knowing what awaits us in the future... So all we can do is live in the present and do what we think is the right thing at this exact moment. And if we find out it was all a mistake, then that's when we'll waste time moaning and crying about it. And then we'll go right on to the next thing." - Murrue"Think of the world as a system. It needs people who build things, and other people who manage things. Without people to manage it, even a garden can become a wilderness. We all take care of our gardens; planting trees, keeping the grass green, planting pretty flowers... and pulling up weeds. But if we just let the grass grow as it please, would we really call that 'beautiful'? Would we call that 'freedom'? They may not admit it, but everyone likes that sort of thing. They like places and things that are well-managed... safe. Haven't people always strived to organize the world in just such a manner? Building cities, fashioning tools, making rules. And now, we have a chance to do those things at a level never before imagined in history. It is time."-Lord Djibril"Fighting is not the answer! We can't let anger and hatred control us! If we attack each other now, the world will become a battlefield once again. Nothing will be gained, and all will be lost!"- Athrun"Miss Lacus's strengths are already going to be needed, by everyone. She's strong, beautiful, and kind. I'm just Meer... nobody really needs me." - Meer"There's what you can do and what you want want to do. After all, those are things nobody knows better than you."-Chairman Durandil"I'll fight any enemy, anywhere." -Shinn"I realize there's a certain bitter irony in saying we're fighting in order to bring about an end to war."- Chairman Durandil"I understand your disappointment. Why did it have to be like this? Why isn't the world moving in direction we'd hoped? It certainly is frustrating, I know. But let's be honest here, the world we live in today isn't all it could be. In today's world, none of us really know who we are... we are unaware of our strengths, or the role we are meant to play. We live our lives at the mercy of the times."- Chairman Durandil"Kira Yamato... Without a doubt, I felt sorry for him. He was quite... unfortunate. With such exceptional ability and power, he was born to be a true warrior. So great were his skills, that no opponent of this era could ever hope to defeat him in mobile suit combat. But no one realized this, and because they didn't know this, he wasn't raised accordingly. Didn't live accordingly, and ended up living his life at the mercy of the times. Who knows what great things he might have accomplished if his abilities had been properly employed." - Chairman Durandil"I'm not going to become his puppet and fight whoever he says without question. That's not who I am!" -Athrun"Is that when you came up with the... 'idea'? Ya know, when you thought to yourself, "If only I had the power... I need more power." Anyone who's ever wept because they felt weak and powerless has had those kind of thoughts... yes... But the moment you aquire all that power you dreamt of, you become the one who causes others to weep tears of loss. Just try not to forget that. We're going to be heading into battle again soon. If you forget that while you're out there, and throw your power at others out a sense of your own rightousness, or because it conventiently suits your purposes, then you'll be nothing but a destroyer. And that's not what you are... are you?" - Athrun"They won't listen, so they have to be destroyed! Is attacking this country really the answer?!" - Athrun"It's scary when someone closes their mind. That is it. That's all there is. They only see an end."-Lacus"Perhaps you are a soldier, but above and beyond that, you're still Athrun."-Lacus"We all have just one life to live. And this is your life you're living!"-Kira"You've gotta move on! Stop fighting to change things that are in the past! No matter what you do, you can't bring them back! And now you're gonna destroy the future, is that it?! So is this really it?! Is this really the kind of power you wanted?!"-Athrun"Come back to us, Athrun. I... I'm sure there'll be some obstacles, but I'll take care of them. You can... come back to the PLANTs, Athrun."-Izeak"Though it was the adults who started the war, it was actually the young who fought it. And if we label those who make mistakes as criminals, and punish them, then I asked you, where will the future leaders of the PLANTs come from? We should honor the young for their sacifices, and we shall look to them to build a peaceful tomorrow."-Chairman Durandil"That's why I still wear a military uniform... it's the only thing I know. But also because I think I can make a difference, for the PLANTs, and for all the friends who have died." - Izeak"Boggie 1... We call it that, but I wonder what it's real name is... it's true name. A name reflects it's owner's nature. But, what if the name is merely a fake? If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature? Is that what it would mean, Alex? Or... is it Athrun Zala?"-Chairman Durandil"We create our own destiny."-Kira======(doorbell ring, Athrun answers)Athrun: "Izeak?"Izeak (while grabbing Athrun's coat): "YOU BASTARD! What the hell is going on here?!"Athrun: "Wait... hey!"(Athrun fights off Izeak's straggle-hold on his coat)Athrun: "Why don't you try telling me what I did?!"Izeak: "Why don't you tell me what's going on, Athrun? Even though we're busy, this call... we go don't to the council, and they give us the news; we're supped to be your bodyguards!"Athrun: "What?"Izeak: "Why would they call me, of all people? I left the frontlines for this damn job!"Athrun: "You're my guards?"Dearka: "I bet you asked to go outside, didn't you?"Athrun: "Dearka!"Dearka: "Long time, no see. Probably because of what's going on these days. Even though you're from a friendly nation, I guess we can't have you wandering around the PLANTs."Athrun: "Ah, right. That's what they told me. That someone would be escorting me. But I never thought... you two guys?"Izeak: "Yes! Us!"Dearka: "Well, it seems like whoever put us together knew what they were doing. So, where do you wanna go?"Izeak: "And if you say shopping, I'm gonna kill you."===Durandil:La Cruse:===Cagalli: "How are you feeling?"Athrun: "Well, I feel like I wanna roll over and die. Unfortunately for me, I seem to be just fine."===Kira: "Athrun?"Athrun: "Hm?"Kira:Athrun:Kira:Athrun:Kira:Athrun:Kira:Athrun:Kira:Athrun:Kira:===Kira: "No one wanted something like this to happen."Lacus: "But we seem to have no way of breaking this chain. Someone is attacked, and they respond, which promps another attack. Everyone wants to have a happy life, to be happy. And everyone fights because we think it's the only way to achieve that.===Athrun: "If you havta shoot me down, then at least let Meyrin a chance to get out! She's done nothing wrong!"Rey: "She's already an accomplice to your crimes. There is no meaning to her existance!"===Arthur Trine: "What an incrediable sight. Who would have thought so many from the Alliance would show up?"Captin Talia Gladys: "Yes. But truth be told, it's making me a little nervous."A Minerva crew member of some semi-small importance (Name never given): "That's for sure, Ma'am. We have been trained to of them as our enemies for such a long time. "Arthur Trine: "Absolutely! Djbralter would be wiped out if they decided to betray all at once." (laughs)(Captin Gladys and the crew member glare at him.)Athur Trine: "Uh... Oopsie."Captin Talia Gladys: "Oh, for... Think before you open your mouth, Arthur!"===Meer (fake Lacus): "Athrun! Welcome back! I've been waiting for you."Athrun: "Uh... you're... who are?"Meer (fake Lacus): "I'm Meer, Meer Cambell. Hey, but, when we're in public like this, make sure you call me Lacus."Athrun: "Uhh..." (sighs)Meer (fake Lacus): "Hey, you haven't eaten yet, have you? Probably not. Let's go out for dinner!Athrun: "What? Uhh, I don't know about..."Meer (fake Lacus): "But you're Lacus's fiancee, right?"Athrun: "But look, I... I'm not anymore."===Kira: "The flowers are starting to bloom. Unfortunately, they're going to wither in the spray from the breaking waves."Shinn: "Perhaps it means they can't be fooled. No matter how beautiful the flowers are, people will just wipe them out."===Lunamaria: "Look who's here."Athrun: "Mandatory training?"Lunamaria: "Oh yeah, they're giving us a break and letting us do it outside for now. But... I don't seem to being doing very well."Lunamaria: "Huh... Hey did you wanna join us?"Athrun: "Hm? It's okay, I'll pass."Lunamaria: "Look, the truth is, all of us here know who you are and what you've done. Formerly a ZAFT Red with the La Cruse team. In the middle stages of the war, you defeated the seemingly unstoppable Strike. After that, you were assigned to the National Defense Commity Special Forces FAITH team. And, then, they made you the pilot of the ZGMF X09A Justice. You're name is Athrun Zala. I don't know all that much about your Father, but what I do know is you're pretty much a hero to all of us. Especially for for what you did at the battle of Yaut-king Due."Athrun: "Hm? Well, I..."Lunamaria: "I also hear that you're pretty handy with a gun. C'mon... I'm not that good, so I sure could use a few pointers."===Chairman Durandil: "We of the PLANTs are filled sorrow by this calamity of unprecidented proportions. I have no words at the staggering scenes of devistations from around the world."Random Reporter/Photographer: "Son of a bitch... we took a lot of damage."===Shinn: "How come you always have to be so noble and say things like that?!"Athurn: "Okay, what would you rather I say?"Shinn: "Something like, "Help me, you bastard!""Athrun: "Fine, if that's what you want."Shinn: "No, that was just an example."===Captin (of the Orb Fleet): "They want us to side with the army that invaded us, and fire on a ship that fought heroically to save Earth. Aww... I believe the appropiate word here is 'Ungrateful.' That word probably doesn't even exist in the world of politics. Alright, let's warn them. Aim the guns at the water just ahead of the Minerva. Don't hit the ship!"Soldier: "Yes, sir."Officer: "Commander! Those aren't our orders!"Captin: "So what? I'm not a politician."===Andrew Waltfelt: "Same old, same old. Every day we're stuck with the same lonely news stories. Would it kill these people to report some good news once in a while, just to change it up a bit?"Murrue: "You mean something like a white dolphin in an aquarium having a cute little baby?"Andrew Waltfelt: "Well, maybe not that cheerful."===Two-colored hair technition: "Man, those guys at HQ were so lucky! Lacus Clyne hasn't performed live in concert in ages... I wish I could have been there!"Black Technition: "Y'know, she's changed her singing style, don't ya think?"Two-colored hair technition: "Uh, yeah."Black Technition: "I always thought she'd sound better if she changed her style to what it is now. It makes her seem... younger. She looks cuter now, too."Two-colored hair technition: "Don't you just love the awesome outfit she wears now?"Black Technition: "Ohh, yeah! You can tell she's like totally stacked, man! I can't wait to get a poster of her in that tight little-"(Athrun walks up, and they both jump back a little)Athrun: "Where is Saviour's maitniance log?"Two-colored hair technition: "Uhh... Yes, sir! It's right here, sir!"Athrun: "Gentleman."(the Two-colored hair technition laughs nervously)Two-colored hair technition: "'You believe he's her fiancee? He's soo lucky!"Black Technition: "You know, it wouldn't be that hard to pull a few cables out of the Saviour."Athrun: "I can still hear you two... and everything you said earlier."===Orb Forces: "This is Orb Forces HQ! Attention Freedom, land immediately! Freedom, land immediately!"Kira: "No can do."===Auel: "What is she doing back there?"Sting: "Playing the part of a ditzy airhead? That'd be my guess. Why don't you give it a try? You might like it."===Lunamaria: "It's important to know how to protect yourself, and your friends, from the enemy."Athrun: "From the enemy? And who are they?"===Arthur: "Captin, we can shatter the rock ahead of us with the tonhuessier!"Captin Gladys: "Even if we blow it up, we'd just be scattering the same amount of rock around in smaller pieces."Arthur: "Oh... right..."

The future is not determined by the throw of the dice; it is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."-Phong from Reboot"It's Bucket 'o Nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers!"-Mike the TV from Reboot"The Commercial Channel! All commercials all the time. An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind, forever!"-Mike the TV from Reboot"Bob always stopped us before we could do anything really bad... Now, nobody does.."-Slash from Reboot"You can't speak in these things."-Enzo Matrix from Reboot"Chaos will always triumph over order! It is the way of things."-Hexadecimal from Reboot"Unforgettable... I have no idea how the rest goes."-Phong from Reboot"Picture if you will, an artist of grest talent, unappreciated by those around her, unnoticed by the critics. What would this artist have to do, what kind of masterpiece would she have to create to get recognition from those around her?"-Mike the TV from Reboot"Where's that annoying chatter of yours? Megabreath this and Megabarf that!"-Megabyte from Reboot"What you are experiancing is a temporary distortion on reality."-Phong from Reboot"I simply adore children. But I could never eat a whole one."-Hexadecimal from Reboot"I am not an entity, I am a time. My time is now."-Daemon from Reboot"I'm not goin to push that button. Everytime I do something bad happens."-Hack or Slash from Reboot

Alchemy. The science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down, then reconstructing it as something else. It can even make gold from lead. But alchemy is a science, so it must follow the natural laws. To create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principle of equivalent exchange. But on that night... I learned the values of some things can't be measured on a simple scale."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist"My brother and I knew the laws of science, of equivalent exchange. That gain required sacrifice, that something had to be taken from us. But we thought there was nothing more we could lose. We were wrong."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist"You wouldn't stop either, if someone were chasing you."-Alphonse Elric, FullMetal Alchemist"Your buddy's in a suit of armor and you're wearing gloves in the desert, and you call us freaks?"-some diner bar owner in Leyore, FullMetal Alchemist"If you pray and polish the altar enough times, someone who's dead will be brought back to life?"-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist"Even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempts at bringing a human to life. There's still something missing... something scientists haven't been able to find in centuries of research."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist"Humans can be built on the cheap. There's no magic to it."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist"Science will find a way. Science is the answer to everything."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist"If I were you, I'd drop the scriptures and pick up an alchemy book. We're the closest things to gods there are."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist"Great, Ed. Push your total cynicism on someone else."-Alphonse Elric, FullMetal Alchemist ===Ed: "Get back here!"Al: "What are you gonna do?"Ed: "Nothing."Al: "Then why are you chasing me?"Ed: "Stop and you'll find out!"===Ed: "So, if you pray and polish the altar enough times, someone who's dead will be brought back to life?"Rose: "Something like that."===Ed: "Water: 35 liters, carbon: 20 kilograms, ammonia: 4 liters, lime: 1.5 five kilograms, phosphorus: 800 grams, salt: 250 grams, salpeter: 100 grams, sulphur: 80 grams, fluorine: 7.5, iron: 5, silicon: 3 grams... and trace amounts of fifteen other elements."Rose: "What's that?"Ed: "It's all the ingredients of all the adult human body, down to the last specks of protein in your eyelashes. And even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempts at bringing a human to life. There's still something missing... something scientists haven't been able to find in centuries of research. So what makes you think that hack-job priest with his parlor tricks is gonna be able to? And in case you're wondering, all those ingredients can be bought on a child's allowance. Humans can be built on the cheap. There's no magic to it."===Ed: "If I were you, I'd drop the scriptures and pick up an alchemy book. We're the closest things to gods there are."Rose: "You're not a god. You're nothing close to it."Ed: "And neither is the sun. It's just a mass of hydrogen. Get close to it like Cornello claims, and you'll do is burn up."

A sword a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What Miss Kaoru says is sweet and innocent talk that only those whose hands have never been stained with the blood of men can believe. But to tell you the truth, I much prefer Miss Kaoru's sweet and innocent talk over the truth, that I do."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"A sword is a tool to save people with."-Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin"I have no attachment to the name Botosai the Manslayer. Just the same, I can't allow someone like you to wear it."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Don't like at me like the, Botosai. I much prefered the look in your eyes when you said you were going to kill me. Within every fiber of your being, you are truly a manslayer. I am also a manslayer, so I know of what I speak. A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else. I'll be watching you from the edge of Hell to see how long you can keep saying you're a wanderer."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin"A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin"A manslayer is a manslayer... until the day he dies."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Oh boy... If they're fighting among themselves already, Kenshin's Group is in for a lot of problems."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Stop it with the 'little' thing!"-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin"Don't worry about it, Kenshin. Nobody ever drowns in this river."-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin"Well, they say even a chance acquaintance is pre-ordained by destiny... but to fall off the bridge with him? Destiny must really not like you."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"This land... is our kingdom. Let there be blessings for the kingdom of ambition."-Raijuta, Rurouni Kenshin"If something is in the way... get rid of it!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"It's better to tell people exactly what's on your mind."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"If I'm going to chose my past, I will have to let go of the present."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"Known for their violence? That doesn't do them justice. The Kairyu are more like demons. They attack as swiftly as an eagle flying through the air and pluck the cargo hold dry. They slaughter anyone who dares to fight back."-Yohei Senbonya, Rurouni Kenshin"Shura. No one has seen Shura's face and lived to tell of it. He's a mysterious monster, who they say sheds neither blood nor tears. Some say he's not human."-Yohei Senbonya, Rurouni Kenshin"Time is of the essence. I'm sorry, but I will have to fight without holding back."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"My prey is only the Botosai. You are unimportant."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin"But he looks as frail and thin as a woman."(about Kenshin)-Hataro, Rurouni Kenshin"You can die at any time, but living takes true courage."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Himura... It would seem that you are creating another legend."- M_____ (commonly shown police guy with glasses) , Rurouni Kenshin"Regardless of how the times may change, the truth that we embrace will always remain the same. Evil will be extingished like a candle flame. We believe this; Aku Souk Zan. That is the essence of Shinsengumi."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"There's no hope for Kenshin if even Ayame and Sizume are chewing him out."-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin"Aku Souk Zan- Slay Evil Immediately."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"He lives to this day carrying out the justice of the Shinsengumi. Even in the peaceful times of the Meiji Era, he is still the Wolf of Mibu. And his fangs are bared in the darkness, far from the sun's reach."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Women are scary."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"If you can't hit anything, you can't call them punches."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"Caution will only delay us now."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"Even if you hide your cross-shaped scar, people who will know you, will know you."-Okina, Rurouni Kenshin"If you were to examine a man's entire life, you would see that it is full of contradictions."-Okina, Rurouni Kenshin"You know that your opponent's sword is broken and on top of that, you have a hostage, and you call that fair and square. Are you trying to be funny?"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"New eras don't come about because of swords, they're created by the people who wield them."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"If we were normal, we might not be alive today. And that, my friend, is what gives us the edge we need."-Shishio, Rurouni Kenshin"Because you've slain so many people, you've taken life for granted, even your own. That's what allows the manslayer's heart, which lies deep within your true heart, to take over your soul. Even if you use the power of that manslayer for a self-sacrificing purpose, such as to protect those you love or the weak, it's simply one tiny pebble in the never-ending river of time."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin"I couldn't care less about settling the score with a moron."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"Getting hugged by you isn't really something I think I'd enjoy that much."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin"It's not about whether I can or can't do it, this is about whether I do or I don't!"-Eigi, Rurouni Kenshin"If you boss you think you can your instructor around, you won't learn."-Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin"She can't control herself 'cause she's afraid of being seperated from Kenshin. What a selfish little girl. But then againg, love and selfishness kinda go hand-in-hand, don't they?"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"She's scarier than Jinei, she is."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"As you said, there is no time for talk. If you want me to kill you, then please hurry up and prepare for death."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"As expected of the legendary manslayer, you're truly a different person when you're ready to kill."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin"Hiten-Mitsurugi style Bottojutsu, Soiryusan. I'm fully aware that the reverse blade sword is not suited for Bottojutsu. The name Botosai comes from the fact that I have perfected everything concerning Bottojutsu."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"I crushed your elbow joint and tore the ligaments. Your life as a swordsman is now over. And so is... your life as a human being."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"To protect Miss Kaoru... I will become a manslayer once again!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"The right to live and die, to give and take, are controlled by Lord Shishio!"-leader of the Shingotsu Villiage henchmen, Rurouni Kenshin"Ordinarially, I'd tell you to stand back if you don't want to be injured. But in this case, I think I'll make an exception. I'm gonna beat down every last one of you!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"I gotta get stronger. Strong enough... so that Kenshin will regret not taking me with him to Kyoto! I am not a burden for you to bear. That's what I'm gonna prove to you in Kyoto! You just wait and see, Kenshin!"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"I never thought... that I'd be walking down this path again."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"It seems that you're still thinking like a deluded, peace-loving Wanderer. Would you like me to open your eyes again?"-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"If I carry my sword like this as I walk, people will be scared away and leave me alone. No one else will be involved."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Makoto Shishio... another survivor of the Revolution, is calling me back to Kyoto. What battles await me down this road?"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"The battle against Shishio has already begun."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"He's certainly confident. And I'm relatively sure it isn't simply hot air."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"No good. All I'm doing is destroying the forest... this isn't doing anything for me. Which way is it to Kyoto?!"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"Be patient. I will defeat the Botosai, and the reputation of being the best will be the flowers I leave on your graves... I swear it."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin"If I remember correctly, you guys of the Oniwaban group never even had a chance to fight during the glorious days of the Meiji Revolution... and the frustration and disappointment must fill your heart and soul. The Revolution, and what's happening now... if you were to experience two eras of change in your life, and let both of them pass you by without taking the opportunity to fight... I guess that would be a real shame as the Leader of The Oniwaban group, huh...?"-Sojiro, Rurouni Kenshin"Whether you hate them, or feel sorry for them, the dead can never be brought back again."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin"Being punched by someone like you wouldn't do much, even if you did connect. You're too light."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"THE MONEY BELONGS TO ME! YOU SAW ME STEAL IT FROM 'EM FAIR AND SQUARE, SO IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE!"-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin"How she moved earlier resembled Kenpo. And that Tobi Kunai that she used before... this girl isn't an ordinary person, is she? Though you could probably tell that just by the way she dresses."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"The thieves who originally stole the money were wrong, and she was wrong for robbing those men. Let's follow that reasoning and say you're both at fault, and simply call it even."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"You're something special, even though you don't look it."-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin"That sure was a crazy stunt."-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin"I've had so many battles on riverbeds and bridges in the past, that I finally got sick and tired of them. I guess you could say I'm used to it. It's actually a simple matter to destroy a bridge like that one, as long as all the weight is concentrated in the center."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Say, would you like me to tell a story about Lord Aoshi? You probably already know some of the stuff I could say. Like how he is just about the best there is! He's a genius spy, and he became the Leader of the Oniwaban group when he was only 15 years old. He has a stong sense of responiblity and friendship. But on the outside, he's got that cold, ruthless poker-face. I was there with him for 8 years, but I don't remember seeing him smile or laugh even once. I bet you he's exactly the same way after all this time... But I know Lord Aoshi's got a smile in there somewhere, and I'm sure gonna find it someday!"-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin"I'm going to re-write history."-Shishio, Rurouni Kenshin "One hundred and forty years ago, amidst the chaos and bloodshed which accompanied the Tokugawa Rejime, there was a swordsman in Kyoto who was called Botosai the Manslayer. Botosai carved the way into the new era... the Meiji Era. It was said that he was undefeatable. And then one day, as the screams faded and the dust began to settle, Botosai mysteriously disappeared into the sunset. To this day, his whereabouts are unknown. Botosai the Manslayer had become a legend."-Kaoru Kamiya from Rurouni Kenshin===Yahiko: "Before you start, I have to warn you, Kaoru's cooking tastes pretty awful."Kenshin: "Yahiko. Miss Kaoru's cooking has improved a lot. You don't have to force yourself to eat it anymore."Sanosuke: "Hmm... It's better than dying, in any case."*All three laugh*===Kaoru: "Which do you think makes less sense, a ghost or a kettle?"Sanosuke: "A kettle!"===Yahiko: "Where's Sanosuke?"Kaoru: "He's still quivering in fear somewhere."===Kaoru: "I've got it! Why don't we all take a photograph together?"*Sanosuke takes a sideways step away*Kaoru: "And where are you going?"Sanosuke: "I'm not gonna do that. That thing'll suck out our souls!"Kaoru: "Would you stop saying that?! I told you that was only a superstition!"Sanosuke: "It can't be just that! I hear it takes a year off every time you take a picture! It's the tool of the devil!"Kenshin: "Now, now. You two should stop arguing like this, that you should."Yahiko: "This is stupid. Do you think we look good enough to take a picture?"Sanosuke: "Well, I guess we can't do it like this."Kaoru: "What do you mean? We look fine."Yahiko: "We're taking one."Sanosuke: "I don't wanna!"Kaoru: "Come on, let's go."===Sanosuke's Friend 1: "Wait a sec, Tai. Are you saying you want Sano to run an errand for you?"Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Man, there's nothing scarier than a woman who isn't afraid of anything."Sanosuke: "Alright."Both Friends: "Huh?"Sanosuke: "Waht's so bad about running a few errands?"Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Sano, are you feeling ok?"Sanosuke: "Well, why not? I figure one good turn deserves another."*Sanosuke turns to Tai*Sanosuke: "Right?"Tai: "Oh, but I've just been putting everything on your tab, it hasn't been on the house."Sanosuke: "I didn't realize. I don't have any way to pay it back."Tai: "I wasn't expecting right this second. There'll be a little interest when you do decide to pay it, so you go on now and take your time."Sanosuke: "I-interest? I didn't know you could do that for tabs."===Sanosuke's friend: "That Sano's definitely in a class of his own."Tai: "That's certainly true. Now we just have to get him to pay his bills."===(Saito's "partner" assassin): "It's insanity! There's nothing you can offer me to take on a job like that! So I think I'll high-tail it outta here to somewhere safe, like Shanghai, if you don't mind. See ya around."Saito: "I know a place that'll be much safer to run to than Shanghai... It's called Hell, if I recall correctly."===Sanosuke's Friend 1: "It looks like you're outta luck today, doesn't it Sano?"Sanosuke's Friend 2: "You've lost the last 20 tosses in a row!"Sanosuke: "Aw, no way! I thought I was gonnna win that one for sure! I thought your sword style was all about knowing how to predict things. You couldn't even get a single one of those tosses right."Kenshin: "They're both competitions of the sword, but predictions I make in battle are completely different. If I remember correctly, Sano, I believe you asked me help you with something important. And I do believe gambling's illegal, isn't it?"Sanosuke: "Aw, come on Kenshin, this gambling is just between good friends, and we only use spare change anyway. And besides, these old goofballs and me go way back, so I know they're all good guys. Even if they do look like thugs."Sanosuke's Friend 1: "Was that last comment really necessary?"Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Well, no matter how you look at it, no one looks more like a thug than you, Sano!"Kenshin: "That's certainly true, isn't it?"(everyone there breaks into the laughter of male comradery)===Random Guard 1: "Tell us who you are."Misao: "Hmph. I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give my name to villains like you!"Random Guard 2: (to the guard next to him) "Didn't she just tell us her name?"===Saito: "Have you said your farewells to that Kamiya girl?"*Kenshin glares a VERY scary glare at Saito*Saito: "Perhaps I shouldn't have asked you."===Saito: "It seems that you're still thinking like a deluded, peace-loving Wanderer. Would you like me to open your eyes again?"Kenshin: "I'm ready to accept your challenge any time you'd like, Saito. But let me make it clear that I don't intend to involve anyone else in this matter. That's why I decided to do this by myself!"===Saito: "Do as you like."Kenshin: "I intend to."===Sojiro: (clap clap clap clap) "That was simply incredible. You didn't even give the Four Akakumo Monks a chance to do their favorite move, the Younryutagi. That's real style, two kodachis."Aoshi: "I assume you work for Shishio."Sojiro: "That's right. I'm Sojiro Seita, and I actually serve by Master Shishio's side. Now I know what Master Shishio saw in you. I'd appreciate it if you'd at least listen to what I have to say."Aoshi: "Get lost. I don't have any intention of ever joining another group. Especially a heartless group like yours, who would use it's own men as pawns just to test the strength of an opponent."Sojiro: "Ooh... Oh, boy, so you figured it out. But you knew then that they were being used as pawns, and yet you still slew them without any hesitation. Isn't that... rather heartless, too?"===Saijiro Hiko the XIII: "He must have lost all hope, and committed suicide on the spot. Well, that's something that happens every day. I use my sword to follow the teachings of the Hiten-Mitsurugi syle. But in the end, I can't even save one person. I guess the only thing I can do is bury the corpses of the victims, at the very least."*Saijiro Hiko arrives, then recieves a shock. He saw that all the bodies had been buried. All the graves even had markers. And, standing in the middle of the makeshift cemetery, was the little boy.*Sajiro Hiko: "You made graves for those bandits, as well as your parents?"Shinta: "They're slave traders, not my parents. My parents died from cholera last year. But bandit or slave trader, they're still people. And they're dead."Saijiro Hiko: "So you made graves for them?"*Sajiro's gaze shifts to the three stones Shinta was standing in front of, and obviously had been for some time*Sajiro Hiko: "What are those three stones?"Shinta: "Miss Kasumi, Miss Akane, and Miss Sakura... All three of them were sold off to pay some debts. I only know them for a day. But since I was the only boy there, and since I had no parents, I was ready to throw away my life to save them. That's why I tried to look for some good stones for them. But these were all I found. I don't even have any flowers."*Sajiro uncorks a jug he had on him person and poured the contents over the grave stones*Saijiro Hiko: "No one should have to leave this world without know the taste of good sake. This is my tribute to these three."*Sajiro puts the jug back to wherever he'd been keeping it*Sajiro Hiko: "What's your name, boy?"Shinta: "Shinta."Saijiro Hiko: "That's too gentle a name for a swordsman. From now on, your name will be Kenshin. I promise to give you the best training I have to offer, Kenshin."===Sojiro: "Master Shishio... You're enjoying this, aren't you?"Shishio: "I'm going to rewrite history, my boy. Of course I am."===Misao: "What, do I have bad breath or something, you illegal sword-carrying dumb red-headed long haired jerk, you cross-shaped scar-face weirdo... and you've got lousy taste in kimonos, by the way!"Kenshin: "While I enjoy your colorful nicknames, my real name is Kenshin Himura. It might be best for you to call by that."===Misao: "Hey, tell me what you're thinking about."Kenshin: "No..."===Sojiro: "Master Shishio? You're enjoying this, aren't you?"Shishio: "I'm going to re-write history, my boy. Of course I am."

I remember, when I first heard the story of the Zodiac animals, all I could think about was that poor cat. While all the other animals were having a wonderful time at the banquet, the cat was still lying in its bed, dreaming of a party that would never come."-Tohru"It serves you right, You know. What do you really know about the Sohmas? Do you think you understand what it means to be cursed? Do you? I only have a short time left to live...Nothing can change that...I alone carry the full weight of the Zodiac Curse. So you see.... I do understand...I wonder what it was that everyone expected of you. Did they really think you would be able to miraculously save us, somehow? you deserve this pain. But don't you think this is the end of it. I'm going to make you regret you were ever involved with us. I'll make you suffer the way we suffer."-Akito"To truly love someone, is to always put their feelings before your own...no matter what."- Hana (Saki Hanajima)"The truth is I didn't want to see it. I didn't want to see him changed like this. I didn't want to know there's a place in his heart that I could never reach. Not when knowing hurts so much. And yet. And yet, I--Seeing Yuki here, smiling like this, it makes me so happy. And I never want him to stop smiling. Even though I know he's not smiling because of me, as much as it hurts to admit."-Motoko (Prince Yuki Fan Club President)"How stupid can you get? I mean, telling me I’m gonna be a prince? It’s just dumb talk; it’s not like she can back it up. Is she gonna take responsibility if I don’t become one, or if I can’t?"-Hiro"It is an age old custom that members of the royal family should always wear their hair long in honor of the high king Rurubara, who it is said, during the fourth year of his reign, was visited by a divine image-it was Kandra, shimmering with heavenly light of red and gold! Kandra began to chant "Ma Rudu Muni!" And a blue light burst forth from his forehead! At this moment Rurubara's true spirit was set free! And just as the vast springs of his strength and wisdom were swelling within him, so too did his hair begin to sprout forth from his head!"-Ayame"How the hell can you call wearing a dress "cool"?"- Kyo"Yuki, you look like a girl!"- Momiji"Damn, those fanclub girls look scary today. They're either about to mug him or eat him, I can't tell which."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)"Kyo... he's shy when he first meets people, but after he gets to know them, he can open up to them, be himself. Because of what he is, Kyo can never be accepted into the zodiac. But isn't better that he can be accepted, by normal people, for who he is... That, is exactly what I've always wanted. I guess that's why I get so angry with him, because he can't even see what he has. He's blinded by that foolish desire to join the very same family I've spent my whole life trying to run away from."-Yuki"Ah, welcome home!" (no one answers) "Hi, Shigure. It's good to be home." Is that too much to ask?"-Shigure"Yes, it is a fever all right, and in my professional medical opinion, you're sick!"-Shigure"A thousand perfectly lovely things you could have said, but what poetry spews from your mouth? "Any time." Really, Yuki."-Shigure"I should have known. There was no way I could have joined the others. A rice ball doesn't belong in a fruits basket."- Tohru"No one really starts out kind. All we know how to do at first is want. We want food, we want attention...it's just natural survival instinct, I guess...but kindness is something that we all have to learn as we go. It's something that grows and develops slowly over time...the same way our bodies do..."-Tohru"What kind of idiot knocks on a sliding door? Stop acting so westernized, would you?"-Motoko's Mom"That reminds me. I thought I sensed Shigure's electric signals coming from the parents section."-Hana (Saki Hanajima)"Well, I admit he does seem to have an air of mystery about him. And there are some weird stories floating around, too. I hear one of those fanclub girls tried to ask him out once, but he just pushed her away. And I mean that literally. Right in the hall. Then he left her on the floor and ran off."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)"If I wore a tie, it wouldn't change who I am. If I had no piercings, it wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if my hair was black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your ass!"-Haru (Hotstaharu)"I would worry but i don't think her brain damage could get worse."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)"True kindness isn't something we're born with. It's something we have to work at. Not everyone has it. But I think everyone has the potential. Sometimes you just have to look really close before you can tell it's there."-Kyoko"Now hold it, Yankee. You're not gonna scare us with that street-thug talk!"-Minami (while shaking in fear)"One more word, and you'll all get ****ed with electric shocks."-Hana (Saki Hanajima)""""""""===Yuki: "I know the place is dirty. And I realize the idea of living with two strange boys might seem a little awkward. But there is an extra room up stairs, you're welcome to stay there if you like."Tohru: "No, no, no... Out of the question!"Yuki: "We’re not that strange."===Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!"Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail."Tohru: "No, no, we've got to do something!"(Shigure in dog form grabs the letter.)Mailman: "I wish my dog was as smart. Good day!"===Kyo: "Dammit! How am I supposed to come up with an excuse if both of you transform too?!"Yuki: "Don't you dare try to blame this on us, you stupid cat!"Kyo: "Go ahead, say that again!"Yuki: "Stupid. Cat."Kyo: "Why, you little-"Shigure: "Cut it out, both of you!"Tohru: (thinking) You mean they talk, too?Shigure: "Anyway, it's too late for excuses. We might as well tell her the truth. Tohru, I'm a dog. Yuki here, he's a rat. That's Kyo. Don't let his temper scare you, he's got a bit of a chip on his shoulder."Tohru: "So, this is... normal?"Shigure: "Strange choice of words, but yes. Our family has lived with this curse for generations. We transform into the twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac."(Kyo, who was glaring at the wall, turns to glare at Shigure)Shigure: "Sorry, the twelve animals plus the cat. Anyway, whenever our bodies come under a great deal of stress- or when we're hugged by a member of the opposite sex, we transform. After a little while, we change back... only thing is, uh..."(all three transform back at that moment)Shigure continues: "We're naked."===Shigure: "Lemme guess; you lost your temper and yelled at her again, right? You know, you shouldn't do that if you're just going to regret it. Not too bright, now is it?"Kyo: "Save your breath. I'm just not meant to get along with other people. Period. End of story."Shigure: "Oh sure, some people just aren't. But you're not one of them. You lack experience, that's all. For example, I'm sure you could smash this table to bits with your bare hands. But I'm equally sure you could punch the table without breaking it. And why is that? Because I know your training has taught you to control your fists... at least I should hope so, after four months of fighting bears and-"Kyo: "I didn't fight bears!"Shigure: "My point is, it takes just as much training to get along with people. Only, training by yourself in the mountains won't do you any good. You need to surround yourself with others. As you get to know them, of course you take the chance that you'll end up hurting them, or they'll end up hurting you. One of those things might very well happen. That's the only way we learn... about others, and about ourselves. You're a black-belt in martial arts, but I'd guess you still a white-belt in social skills. Someday, you're going to meet someone that truly wants to be your friend, and you, theirs. But it if you don't keep training, you won't be ready when that happens."Kyo: "It'll never happen, anyways!"Shigure: "Uh-uh! Never say never."Kyo: "Ok, fine. Maybe if I meet someone with brain-damage... or something."Shigure: "That's the spirit!"===Kagura: Kyo! You have to tell me and be honest. Do you love me? Do you hate me? Because I love you, I do! More than anything else in the whole wide world!Kyo: Uhh...Kagura: I'll prove it! I'll cook for you every day! I'll do anything! Even if you cheat on me, I can forgive a one time fling!Kyo: (trying to make her stop) Wait. Wait! No!Kagura: No one else loves you this much, do they?Kyo: (still protesting) No!Kagura: No, just me! We should always be together, don't you think?(Kagura grabs Kyo by the shirt.)Kagura: (shaking Kyo) I just told you what you think, now say something, dammit!===Kagura: "You don't understand how a woman feels when she's in love!"Shigure: "Yes, I do... At least, I've felt enough women to venture a guess."===Kagura was doing Kyo's laundry, and had wrung his shirt so hard it tears. Kyo shows up.)Kyo: Please tell me you didn't just do what I think you did!?Kagura: (seeing Kyo) My love!Kyo: My shirt! And I really liked this one too.Kagura: You can wear this one.(Kagura offers Kyo another shirt.)Kyo: But it's soaking wet!Kagura: But that's because I washed it.Kyo: Is there anything of mine you didn't wash?!Kagura: Your pants...===Shigure: "Tohru? What's for breakfast? I'm starving ... Oh. I forgot, our dear sweet Tohru has gone gone away."Yuki: "That sounded like you forgot on purpose."===Shigure: "That's lovely. She’s so... how shall I say it? By putting it into words I'm afraid the nobility of it all would only be obscured."Yuki: "Of what?"Shigure: "You know, she's so spunky!"Kyo: "You sick bastard!"===Shigure: "So I wonder what kind of people Tohru's friends are?"Kyo: "A yankee and a psychic."===Yuki: "Since when do we have a rice cooker?"Tohru: "I found it in the trash!"===Kyo: "Like once I was walking in the mountains with Kagura when we surrounded by a whole pack of boars! I thought they were gonna eat us!"(Tohru laughs)Kyo: "It's not funny!"===Hatori: "I want you both to give me a simple answer to this question. What is the last letter of the alphabet?"Kyo and Yuki: "Z."(Hatori takes a picture while they are "grinning" together.)Hatori: "Akito wanted me to take a picture of you while I was here. That should be a very nice shot. So long, then."Momiji: "Bye-bye."Kyo: "Hatori, come back here!"===Kana: "Can I ask you a question? When snow melts, what does it become?"Hatori: "The answer is water, of course."Kana: "BZZZZZT! Nope! It becomes spring!"===Hatori: What do you think snow becomes after it melts?Tohru: What? Um, let's see. It..It becomes spring, doesn't it? No matter how cold it is now, spring will come for sure. Amazing, isn't it? Snow always melts away. Always. I love spring the most.===Shigure: I’m think I’m going to wet my pants.(Shigure makes his way to the bathroom that has a sign outside. He opens the door.)Hana: (getting up) Didn’t you see what the sign said? “Closed for cleaning.”Shigure: Uhh. Right, whatever.Hana: It’s closed for cleaning.Shigure: I just need a minute.Hana: Did you know? In many ways the flow of electrical waves through our bodies can be compared to the flow of water?(Shigure looks shocked.)Hana: Over 60% of the human body is made up of water. In other words, if you were to round up, people are water. Many people fail to realize this considering the body’s solid appearance. But nonetheless, on the inside, we are essentially a liquid. Water is continually flowing through us; it streams through our veins. It sustains all parts of our bodies: the head, the heart, the stomach, the kidneys, the bladder…(Shigure slams the door shut and a gushing sound is heard.)===Kyo: "Wipe that smug little smirk off your face before I come over there and do it for ya. Yeah, you’ll be sorry then, won’t ya, and I’ll make you say it."Yuki: "I’m sorry."Kyo: "Shut up! You’re a real wise-ass, you know that?"Yuki: "At least I’m not the noisy idiot who’s causing a scene outside the store."Kyo: Oh, you’ve done it now, girly boy! We're taking this outside!"Yuki: "We already are outside, you stupid cat."===Hatsuharu: "Well actually I left on Sunday with the intention of coming here, but I was swept away into the heart of the dark urban wilderness and it took me three days to find my way out."Yuki: (sighs) "Why don’t you just say that you got lost?"===Haru: Come on, what’s the matter? Hit me!Kyo: What fight are you watching?! You haven't landed a single punch yet! You hit me!Haru: You got it!Tohru: Somehow, this has turned into a fighting anime.===The girls start running, but Hana quickly falls.)Tohru: "Oh, Hana, what’s the matter. You okay?"Hana: "Tohru I’m sorry. I can’t run any farther."(grabs Tohru’s hands) "I’ve done my best, but now I’ve reached the edge of my limits. Run on without me. And don’t worry, I’ll be right behind you the whole time…only walking."Tohru: "Hana..."Coach: "Walk, crawl, I don’t care. Just start, Ms. Hanajima."===Kyo: (to Tohru) What the hell were you doing? Dammit, I was winning and everything!Haru: If I hadn’t had tripped you, you wouldn’t have stopped, would you?Kyo: Haru?Haru: (looking over his left shoulder at the camera) By the way, what I just did was very dangerous. And if that had been anyone other than Kyo, they probably would have been hurt very badly so don’t try this at home.Kyo: Don’t try it here! Who are you even talking to?===Kagura: I'm here for Valentine's, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together! Kyo: You're not gonna find any lover in this house! Shigure: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed. Kyo: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentine's? Yuki: It's called a calendar.===Tohru: Oh, but uh. I suppose first I should have asked if they even like chocolate.Shigure: Oh, don't let what Kyo said bother you. You see, he thinks he's being manly, but really, he doesn't have a clue of what true manliness is.(Kyo looks angrier.) Shigure: A real man would have eaten the chocolates without all of this fuss. To refuse a gift, to trample on another person's heart like that. It falls short of being a human being, let alone a man.Tohru: Oh...err...no really. I should have known to get something besides chocolate. Like maybe Fist Crackers or Thunder Rice Cakes. Or I don’t know something more masculine sounding that he would have liked.Shigure: That sound delicious too...Kyo: Fine. I just gotta eat it? Fine! I’ll eat it!(Kyo holds the large chocolate heart and takes a bunch of bites into it.)Kagura: Goodie! Look, Kyo's eating my chocolate!===Kagura: For some reason he won’t take it from me. Watch.(Kagura presents her chocolate to Kyo)Kagura: Happy Valentine’s Day, Kyo! A Chocolate Heart stuffed full of my love. All for you!Kyo: Keep it! What man in his right mind would eat that girly, sugary crap!Tohru: I'm sorry, but do you…do you really not like chocolate, Kyo?Kyo: No! I hate it!Kagura: (with a scary face) Shut up and eat it!(The screen faces Yuki while puffs of smoke appear in front of him.)Kagura: Did you hear me? I said eat, damn you!Kyo: No means no, Woman!Kagura: Eat It!!Kyo: No!!Kagura: EAT!!!Kyo: Never!!!Kagura: EAT IT!!!Kyo: You’ll have to kill me first!!Kagura: I’m starting to get ANGRY!Kyo: Noo!!===(After a girl offers Kyo some chocolates.)Kyo: Wait a second. Is today…Valentine’s? (stands up quickly) I’m going home.Girl: What?Kyo: No wait. Home’s dangerous too. A journey! Yeah! I’ll just go someplace far away where no one can find me!(Kyo dashes out of the classroom, but as he reaches the school gate he skids to a halt, and sees Kagura at the gate. Kagura turns and spots him.)Kaugra: Kyo?Kyo: (raising arm slowly) uhhhh.Kagura: Kyo! (extending arms and spinning slow motion) Kyooooo!!!Kyo: (turning around in slow motion to run.) uhhhhh.Kagura: Darling! (back to sprinting at super-fast speed, and angrily) my looooove!!!Kyo: Oh hell! She’s here!===Kyo: Oh hell! She’s here!Tohru: Why do I get the feeling he’s not happy to see Kagura?Yuki: He's not.===Kyo: I say we make it a rice ball battle.Student: A battle?Kyo: One-on-one. One round. No holds barred. And even if they get bloody noses, or pull each other’s their arms off, they have to fight for the prize – Rice Balls!(Kyo raises his arm for a cheer.)Students: No way.===Shigure (after hanging a maid's outfit over the doorframe): Well, here it is; my White Day present for Tohru. Lovely, isn't it? The poor girl's gone far too long without suitable clothing to wear while cleaning the house.Haru (deadpan): It's amazing no one's locked you up yet.===Tohru: "I don't even know which part I should be more surprised about!"Momiji: "Be surprised about everything!"===Yuki: (glaring angrily and holding Ayame in his snake form) You want lunch? Here, skin this and eat it!Shigure: Ah...Is that Aya? It is! But, what is he doing here? (Kyo, in the background, looks scared of Yuki's irked disposition.)Yuki: Never mind, just skin this thing and eat it!===Black Haru: "You stubborn idiot! What would you do if it was Yuki wearing the girls uniform, huh?"(An image of Yuki wearing in a girl's uniform appears in Takei's fantasy.)Yuki: "Haru, cut it out or I'll cut you off!"Black Haru: "Oh, have my words made you angry?"Takei: "It's beautiful!"Yuki: "Stop imagining me!"===Kyo: Will you shut up and tell us why you’re here?Ayame: Ah. Patience, my dear boy. After all, as my high school drama teacher always used to say. A man’s true strength is found in the friends that support him.(Ayame and Shigure form the "person" character using their index fingers.)Yuki: And what’s your point exactly?Ayame: Hmm, I’m not sure.Kyo and Yuki: Then why’d you say it?!===Ayame: Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!Yuki: Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake.Ayame: As long as we spend time together.Yuki: On second thought, go drown yourself.===Shigure: "Everything's going to be okay. I've already completed the manuscript. I was just teasing you."(Mii sobs something undecipherably)Shigure: "Yes, I understand, take care." (hangs up.)Shigure: (fake crying) "There I called her. I called my editor. I hope you're happy."Hatori: "Yes I am. Stop crying."Shigure: (still crying) "How can I?! You spoiled all my fun!"Hatori: "You call yourself an adult."===(Have to fill in the Ayame part myself)Hatori: "I don't think he understood what I meant."Shigure: "No, don't think he did."===Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film."Kyo: "Yeah? So what if I didn’t? Like I’d waste my time watching some movie about a bear!"Yuki: You truly are an idiot."===Shigure: "Good! Now that that's settled, I thought it might be fun to travel by car. Don't worry, leave all the driving to me."Yuki: "Shigure, do you even have a license?"Shigure (after a pause): "Of course I have a licen..."Yuki and Kyo: "Why'd you have to think about it?"===Ayame: "From now on, I'm going to impress you with my steadfast determination."Kyo: "What determination?"Ayame: "Simple. My determination to forge a bond with my younger brother. Yuki, as your older brother, I command you to respect me!"===Motoko: "Prince Yuki belongs to all of us!"Hanajima: "You say that, but if he truly belonged to you, would you be here fighting to hold onto him? You say that you love him, but if you did, would you really want to take his friends away from him? Would you force your will upon him to make yourselves happy, without any regard to his feelings?"===Hostess: Anyway, the reason I’m here is that we see very little of Kyo in this episode. So the producers thought you might enjoy this little segment we’ve named “Kyo’s corner”.(Footage of Kyo posing, holding his shoulder.)Hostess: As you can see behind me, I’ve edited together a brief “Kyo highlight reel.”(footage changes to Kyo getting his ass kicked by Kagura and everyone else.)Hostess: I sifted through hours of footage of previous episodes, and from that I’ve selected many of Kyo’s greatest moments.(Kyo appears with anger marks on his head.)Hostess: I hope you enjoy the segment as much as I do.Kyo: Hey, how the hell are these supposed to be my greatest moments?!Hostess: (nervously) ha ha haKyo: Don’t “ha ha ha” me? And what’s with this part? It only has you in it!(Ritsu’s mom giggles nervously again.)Hostess: (screaming with large scary face) I’m sorry! I’ll do it again! I never should have put myself into the reel! What was I thinking?! I’m sorry!Director: (voiceover) I told him we shouldn’t have asked her to come.===Minami: "This is taking it a little too far."Mio: "I was worried before, but this. Isn’t this like, a crime or something?"Minami and Mio: (together) "No, this is…this is LOVE!"(big icon of the word LOVE appears)Minami: "But…I’m pretty sure it’s still a crime."===Tohru: (clenching fist decisively) "No, I won't forgive him, even if he apologizes."(Kyo and Momiji turn their heads in confusion)Tohru: "He's gonna have to be punished, and that's that."Hiro: "Punished? What do you think you can do?"(Tohru silhouette shows thinking dots.)Tohru: "I can hug you."(Tohru hugs Hiro, and he transforms.)Kyo: "Stupid. How is that a punishment?"Momiji: (giggle) "Hiro's not going to forget this for a long, long time."===Ritsu: "I’m a complete failure. At everything I do, I’m absolutely worthless. I know this, and yet I continue to burden the human race with my presence. Every day I rob the world of valuable air by breathing. I’m a thief, and I hate myself for it. I don’t deserve to exist. But even though I know it’s the right thing to do, I’m such a useless coward. I don’t even have the courage to jump!"Tohru: "No, don’t! Don’t jump! It’s okay that you don’t have that kind of courage. The important thing is you’re alive. And life hurts sometimes and sometimes it can be hard, but it won’t always be that way. There’s gotta be a reason for you to live."===Kazuma: "You said before that you hate it here. Well, I don't believe that's true. You don't hate it...but you're afraid to face what you know you must. So instead...you run away. (grabs Kyo's wrist) "The air that you said was smothering you...you know that it can also heal you. But you refuse to let it. You refuse to let anyone see you for your true self. You're too afraid of what you might lose. You're running away because you're afraid to admit your feelings even to yourself."Kyo: "You're wrong!"Kazuma: "And so...I will grasp your hand as you turn to run. And though this path may lead to ruin...I will lead you to its end. Kyo... we will discover now whether your life was truly over before it began."===Shigure: "So anyway I was wondering if you could come take a look at Tohru’s cut? That is when you think you can spare the time."Hatori: "Fine. I’ll drop by the house this evening."Shigure: "Aha! What’s this, Hatori? I don’t think I’ve heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?"(Shigure’s phone shows three dots slowly appearing from Hatori’s speaker.)Shigure: "Ah! I guessed right, didn’t I? You naughty, naughty man!"Hatori: "No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything."===Ritsu: "I also apologize for not telling you I was a boy when we met. I was too ashamed."Tohru: "No, it’s okay."Shigure and Yuki: (thinking) So he does know that dressing like a girl is strange after all.Tohru: "It didn’t bother me that you were wearing girls’ clothes. In fact, I thought you looked really cute in that dress."Shigure: "Tohru, I’m not sure that’s really going to help right now."===Shigure: "She’s great, isn’t she? Yes, right now I’ll bet you're wishing you had a cute little housewife of your very own!"Hatori: "You know, you really shouldn’t make such stupid comments."Kyo: "‘Cause I’m gonna knock you through the roof!"Shigure: "Oh, Kyo, I didn’t see you there."Kyo: "No one's the little housewife of anyone, got it? And if I hear you say it again, I'm gonna snap you in two!"Shigure: (tiptoeing away) "Kyo’s scaring me."Kyo: "Bastard."===Fangirl #1: "Lovely Prince Yuki..."Fangirl #2: "Lovely chocolates..."Fangirl #3: "Chocolates for Prince Yuki..."===Tohru: "How nice! My first open air bath! And the spring seems almost big enough for someone like Momiji to swim in!"Kyo: "He is swimming."===Ayame: "Allow me to explain what happened. I was on my way here, when a sudden chill in the air caused me to transform. In my search for heat, I sensed a warm body drawing near, and naturally, I clung to it...Yuki:===Shigure: "What do you have in that bag, a dictionary?"Yuki: "No, I have two of them."===Minami: "Ok, start talking! What was that all about, Miss Tohru?!"Mio: "Why were you walking to school with Prince Yuki? Details, and they better be good!"Tohru: "It- it was just a coincidence."(black-haired fangirl): "Well, for your sake, I hope that was was all it was! Ha!"Minami: "Every girl in Kowaia High, Class 1-D knows Yuki Sohma's the best-looking boy in school."Mio: "And he's intelligent."(black-haired fangirl): "And great at sports."Minami: "And for your info, we are the Prince Yuki Fan Club! We've got first dibs, sister, so you better stay clear!"====================================Hostess: (giggling) Excuse me, I'm sorry. You may not remember me from my previous appearance. If you've forgotten, I'm the hostess who manages the Sohma hot spring. (laughing awkwardly) I don't often leave the resort, but today the producers asked me if I might come and introduce master Ayame. So in spite of my shy nature, here I am. (giggle) I'm sorry. I hope my being here isn't an intrusion.(A random script appears.)Hostess: Huh? What do we have here? Oh, I see. The show's already started. What?! We’ve started?! Oh No! What do I do?! Lines. Lines!(Ritsu's mom scatters the script.) Hostess: Oh no! My script! Uh, Master Ayame is.(She ripped a page of her script in half.)Hostess: (screaming and freaking out in front of the camera) Ahhh! I’m taking too long! I was supposed to tell you about his store! I’m sorry! I’ve messed up the introduction! I’m sorry Mr. Director! And all you people watching me at home, I’m so sorry! (camera abruptly turns off)

"Believing the love that changes sorrow into strength."- theme song from Gundam Wing"Wars take many lives away. Humans never forget the grief, but they also never stop the fighting. Streams of blood and tears are only an ornament for their destructive ritual." -Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"You better do as he says. I would have blown your head off." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"I kill crazy people." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"Even if everthing has gone insane, I will still fight on to believe in myself." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"We're not the ones making the mistake. This entire war is crazy in and of itself." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"Life is something that is cheap. Especially my life." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"Death hurts like hell." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing manga book #1"To protect the weak, you destroy justice. But in the end, you can't save them that way!" - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"I've always hated weaklings. Always wondering when the next attack would come. Never able to trust anyone... never saying what they had to say... I could never forgive them..." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"You're a bad loser. No that I mind that." - Heero, Gundam Wing"I'll kill Zechs. That's how I'll say thank you." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"All humankind is the underdog. You and I are the underdogs!" - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"The god of death? Well, that sounds much better than a hero who commits mass murder." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"Shit. A charming way to kill us." - Duo, Gundam Wing"Sorry, but I'm gonna have to retire. Ah, this such a dull way to die! I feel like a div." - Duo, Gundam Wing"I know you'd rather die... But if you couldn't die after all that, you'd better come up with a really good way to kill yourself." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"I saved this guy's life... What was I thinking? Antisocial, uncooperative, unpredictable... God, I hate this guy! If I were you, man, I'd hate my personality so much that I would shoot myself!" - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"Don't want to say this, but with your skills, you're not my enemy." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"If we weren't idiots, we wouldn't be soldiers." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"If you're weak, fight and get strong!" - Duo, Gundam Wing manga book #1"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"If you want to kill me, I don't care. But, I might resist a little." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"There goes another self-destruct system to waste." -Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"As I fought, I slowly killed my heart. That's why my heart has been empty for a long time."- Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"Perhaps as a human I have no worth, but I must stay alive." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"We have the potential to become the perfection of what warriors should be. It's because we fight with all our hearts, and truly believe that we can change the world." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"Up until now, I've defied death countless times. Let me do so again." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"You're scared of dying. Then you shouldn't fight!" - Quatre Rabara Winner, Gundam Wing"Morons! Haven't you had enough meaningless fighting already?" - Chang Wufei, Gundam Wing"I'm doing what I can do now just in case something does happen." - Wufei, Gundam Wing"If you want to live, keep quiet." - Wufei, Gundam Wing"Offense is the greatest defense. If you think only of protecting, you'll get tied down." - Chang Wufei, Gundam Wing"As long as you make a decision with a controlled mind... you won't regret making that decision after, even if that decision turns out to be a bad one." - Zech Marquis/Milliard, Gundam Wing"Fame makes you a visible target for your enemies." - Zechs, Gundam Wing"From the moment mankind has stood on this Earth, he has been fighting. The fight between the people bacme the fight between the nations. And we have come through thousands of years of history stained with blood." - Milliard Peacecraft, Gundam Wing"Unless one fights, one cannot realize the stupidity of war...."- Milliard Peacecraft/ Zechs, Gundam Wing"I am in a position where the code of knights does not matter... I bear the will of the space revolution!! I can't allow such a frivolous thing as duel to decide the fate of the colonists." - Milliard Peacecraft, Gundam Wing"A gun that has forgotten how to fire but only looks impressive doesn't worry me, even if it's still able to blast me through the heart." - Treize, Gundam Wing"The one whose heart is pure will not act recklessly, but will instead be free of mind." - Treize, Gundam Wing"War will continue as long as humans still exist." - Treize, Gundam Wing"Those who fight will be truly happy. It's also true that those who fight cannot be seen as impure. This life is highly respected and nothing else will be able to substitute for it. The spirits of those soldiers will continue to shine brightly because they fight against all odds, risking their lives." - Treize, Gundam Wing"Your struggle will never end. The enemy you describe is fate." - Treize, Gundam Wing"I believe that true beauty and noblity comes only in battles with others, and human life should be given the utmost respect. I truly love and respect every person who have died in battle. I don't believe an absolute and crushing victory is what we humans need. I believe that the fight itself and the attitude of warriors are what we need."- Treize, Gundam Wing"Without fighting, nothing can be created." - Lady Une, Gundam Wing"The soldiers I trained... They are not trained to die." - Noin, Gundam Wing"It is unfair for soldiers to die in an operation where everyone can anticipate casualties." - Noin, Gundam Wing"Our troubles are nothing, her smile is everything." - Noin, Gundam Wing"Death is a gift given at birth." - Dorothy Catalonia, Gundam Wing"Humans are fighting animals, and that whoever wins should become the leader. That is how law and order are enforced." - Dorothy, Gundam Wing"I want to engrave this war in my memory." - Dorothy, Gundam Wing"Being rational is one thing. Reality is another." - Howard, Gundam Wing"It's a sad human saga..." - Howard, Gundam Wing"It's okay to go crazy. That's what war is all about." - Doctor J., Gundam Wing"People start wars, and people end wars." - Docter J., Gundam Wing manga book #1"Stubborn old men are always disliked." - Docter J., Gundam Wing"If you want to die, get on with it. It's a waste of air." - Docter G., Gundam Wing"If you're not stubborn, you can't get far in life." - Docter G., Gundam Wing"There is no end to a battle." - Mr. Winner, Gundam Wing

''A mix of people and light... they're all MELTING!''-Amuro Ray from Gundam (the original)

''I came to laugh at you!''-Chars Aznabal from Gundam (the original)

''So he killed my father and murdered my people... That means nothing to me. Strength is the only thing that matters in this world. Everything else is just a delusion for the weak.''-Vegeta, Dragonball Z

''Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world! Can't he come up with something more original.''-Lina Inverse from Slayers

Straighten your own act before whining about the world. If thats too much close your eyes, cover your ears, zip your mouth and live in a cave..or the alternative." -Ghost in the Shell:SAC-EP01

''People who want happy endings have to write their own.''-Paine from Final Fantasy X-2

"I shall ferry the soul of your tormentors straight into the depths of Hell..." -Ai Enma, Hell Girl

"Stab the dolls filled with hate. Wash yourself in their blood."- Art of Life XJapan

''A sinner passed away will never return, but his sins will never vanish and the love will never die.''-Les Soldats, Noir

God did not create humans. Humans created God."-Londes, Cowboy Bebop"We quickly forget the lessons we learn, and then have to learn them all over again."-Jet, Cowboy Bebop"I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive."-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop"I'm watching a dream I'll never wake up from.."-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop"There is nothing left to believe in."-Vicious, Cowboy Bebop"The same blood runs through the both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others."-Vicious, Cowboy Bebop"I've bled all that blood away."-Spike, Cowboy Bebop===Vicious: "Do you know what you look like, Spike?"Spike: "What?"Vicious: "A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through the both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others."Spike: "I've bled all that blood away."Vicious: "THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!"

Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun (ep.1)"Those who make mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix the mistake; men can't return to the past. That's why they drink. Lushes, drunks, sliding alcohol down their throats to try to dilute the memories that can't be forgotten. Frank Marlon, the gunsmith, does nothing but drink, and questions the glass after it's empty. "Am I wrong? Was I wrong?""-Vash the Stampede from Trigun (ep.3 prview)"Don't look away. I know you're not foolish enough to stay ignorant of the feelings of the people your life was built on."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun (ep.4)"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"-Vash the Stampede from Trigun"Even though they did terrible things, the decision of who should and who should not live was never and never will be yours to make!"-Vash the Stampede from Trigun"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Dont hesitate to call."- Vash the Stampede from Trigun"I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun"The tragedy endlessly repeated in order to fulfill desires, the lust for conquest making people bend to your will, a thrill intense enough to make you shudder. There is a man who is a slave to that ecstasy, the leader of the Badlads. A man who shines: Brilliant Dynamites Neon. The sandsteamer will shake the moment each of the huge dynamos on each of his shoulders start to spark. In the pitch black darkness, the gruesome party begins."- Vash the Stampede from Trigun"Does this man look like the legendary gunman Vash the Stampede? That droopy-eyed, weak-looking, bristle-headed, promiscuous-looking donut freak of a man?"-Meryl Stryfe from Trigun (ep.2)"Everyone who has become involved with him, has somehow gained an emotion they had once lost."- Meryl from Trigun"All of life's journeys come with meetings, partings, and reunions."- Meryl from Trigun""-Millie Thompson from Trigun"However, I do know one guy who whines, cries, and throws tantrums but still mangages to save everyone. He's a crazy man who's not afraid of anything. Even though he's been scarred from head to toe, he'll always be there."-Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun"Thank heaven you asked! It's a long story although it's kind of a short one..."-Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun"You were always smiling, real friendly like, but the way you smiled was so empty it hurt to watch you."- Wolfwood, Trigun from Trigun"Whenever I look at you, I'm reminded about everything I hate about myself. It hurts."- Wolfwood"If you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can't save both without one suffering." - Knives from Trigun"Just a small change of heart, that's all. Besides, if we stay the same, there's no individuality."- Knives from Trigun"The power of death is intoxicating." - Legato from Trigun"Give me the gift of nothingness, give me death." - Legato from Trigun"It's a simple formula. The greater the tragedy, the greater the emotional effect." - Legato from Trigun"An egotistical being like myself can't be allowed to live."-Legato Blusummer from Trigun"Don't be hasty, now. I intend to obliterate every last trace of mankind eventually... so why must you rush the inevitable?"- Legato from Trigun"The choices we make in life have unlimited possiblities. All I can do is think about them."- Rem Saverem from Trigun"The worst thing you can do is to make no choice, waiting for the ideal conclusion to present itself."- Chapel the Evergreen from Trigun"Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit."-Chapel the Evergreen from Trigun"Every moment hesitated is a moment gone from life."- Chapel from Trigun"Losers don't get to go home. They go to Hell."- E.G. Mine, the 5th Gung-Ho Gun from Trigun"There are three things I can't tolerate in this world; people who put ice in alchol, the pattern on a sillohette scorpion, and slime who don't apprieciate tranquility. A robbery in my juristdiction? Not on my watch, dammit!"-Stan (aka ) from Trigun (ep.4)===Vash: "This is not the way a lady should be treated. I am appalled by your lack of manners."Meryl: "We're ladies, too, you know."Vash: "Oh, yeah. I guess I forgot."

''Alchemy. The science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down, then reconstructing it as something else.''-Edward Elric

''Alchemy is a science, so it must follow the natural laws.''-Edward Elric

''To create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principle of equivalent exchange.''-Edward Elric

''But on that night... I learned the values of some things can't be measured on a simple scale.''-Edward Elric

''My brother and I knew the laws of science... of equivalent exchange, that gain required sacrifice. But we thought there was nothing more we could lose. We were wrong.'''-Edward Elric

''You wouldn't stop either, if someone were chasing you!''-Al(phonse)

''Your buddy's in a suit of armor and you're wearing gloves in the desert, and you call us freaks?"-some diner bar owner in Leyore, FullMetal Alchemist"If you pray and polish the altar enough times, someone who's dead will be brought back to life?"-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist"Even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempts at bringing a human to life. There's still something missing... something scientists haven't been able to find in centuries of research."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

''Humans can be built on the cheap. There's no magic to it.''-Edward Elric

''Science will find a way. Science is the answer to everything.''-Edward Elric

''If I were you, I'd drop the scriptures and pick up an alchemy book. We're the closest things to gods there are.''-Edward Elric

"Great, Ed. Push your total cynicism on someone else."-Alphonse Elric, FullMetal Alchemist===Ed: "Get back here!"Al: "What are you gonna do?"Ed: "Nothing."Al: "Then why are you chasing me?"Ed: "Stop and you'll find out!"===Ed: "So, if you pray and polish the altar enough times, someone who's dead will be brought back to life?"Rose: "Something like that."===Ed: "Water: 35 liters, carbon: 20 kilograms, ammonia: 4 liters, lime: 1.5 five kilograms, phosphorus: 800 grams, salt: 250 grams, salpeter: 100 grams, sulphur: 80 grams, fluorine: 7.5, iron: 5, silicon: 3 grams... and trace amounts of fifteen other elements."Rose: "What's that?"Ed: "It's all the ingredients of all the adult human body, down to the last specks of protein in your eyelashes. And even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempts at bringing a human to life. There's still something missing... something scientists haven't been able to find in centuries of research. So what makes you think that hack-job priest with his parlor tricks is gonna be able to? And in case you're wondering, all those ingredients can be bought on a child's allowance. Humans can be built on the cheap. There's no magic to it."===Ed: "If I were you, I'd drop the scriptures and pick up an alchemy book. We're the closest things to gods there are."Rose: "You're not a god. You're nothing close to it."Ed: "And neither is the sun. It's just a mass of hydrogen. Get close to it like Cornello claims, and you'll do is burn up."

Shining brightly, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity."-Jing, King of Bandits Jing"Tears of Sadness... Tears of Joy... They're far from the same."-Jing, King of Bandits Jing"We humans are just made to be greedy I guess. But there are some of us who can resist the greedy temptations and desires of our hearts."-Jing, King of Bandits Jing"Even without clocks, the sun will still rise." - Captain (King of Bandits Jing)

''Because there is death, there is life.''- Casshern (anime) episode 2

''Never get on the wrong side of a cat.''-Grandpa Higurashi

''Yo.''-Kagura ''Yo, yourself.''-Jaken

''But that what does mean to be different... Nobody trusts you, you're always the first to be blamed, and it is always, ALWAYS your fault!''-Inuyasha

''These human creatures... I should think you had enough of them.''-Sesshomaru

''For the dead there is neither good nor evil. All that remains is... mercy.''-Miroku

'''Next time!' But you weren't truly planning to hit me THAT time... Try again, then. Aim carefully.''-Kagura

'''It's in Naraku's hands, both life and death. We are all merely Naraku's tools.''-Kanna

''Who's cooking... Oh, that'd be me. AHHHH!''-Jaken

''I shall never let him forget about me.''-Kikyo

''Time will not advance, allowing me to exist in a dimension in which time will be frozen.''-Kikyo

''I can live on in Inuyasha's heart, during my frozen recreation.''-Kikyo

''It is clear that Inuyasha wishes for my death. This is good.''-Kikyo

''The love you speak of is nothing but a hollow emotion. An emotion that only served to deepen the hatred.''-Kikyo

''Nothing can resolve one's determination of exacting vengeance the way bitterness can.''-Kikyo

"Trap? Is that what you call my simple diversions? I thought the slayers of your village could handle any sort of demon. They literally did not live up to their boasts."-Naraku"You fool!! You still don't get it, do you!? Naraku's duping you!! And meanwhile... ...you're bleeding to death!"- Inuyasha, pages 53 in Book #11 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale"Run, my pretty! There's nothing more exciting than the sight of fleeing prey!" -Jyakotsu"Come. It's almost time for our embrace. Our embrace made slick with your blood." -Jyakotsu"Have ye no reguard for man's gravesites and tombstones? A grave is more than simply a place to bury a body, or ashes. It is a place of refuge, of shelter, for those loved ones left behind. My sister was born a priestess. She used her powers for the good of the villagers. She warded specters and demons away from the village, and battled illness and famine countless times. Ever since her demise, Kikyo's spirit continued to encourage them to overcome their obstacles and have the strength to carry on. But people are weak, and hearts are easily swayed by the winds of danger and uncertainty. Her grave was a place of reassurence, a haven to encourage the villagers to brace themselves against the storms of life."-Keade"My sisters Kanna and Kagura were merely the opening acts. Now Goshinki makes his debut."-Goshinki
Kagome: (thinking) It wasn't me he was looking at just now. He was looking right through me, to Kikyo.
"The legend has been passed down through the ages about "The Bone-Eater's Well"... Telling of an evil within it that causes the corpses of monsters to disappear... Somewhere... What if that "somewhere" were the stream of time...?"-Grandpa Higurashi, page 162 in Book #1 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale "Never get on the wrong side of a cat."-Grandpa Higurashi "A cat's vengeance runs deep."-Grandpa Higurashi

''Nice to meet ya. I'm Myoga. Always a beast, but never a burden.''-Myoga

"Now that Inuyasha has been rendered a mere mortal, I shall have to take over protecting the others. I'll have to summon all of my courage. "(hears a noise in the bushes, freaks out, and runs over to the others) "Someone save me!"-Shippo
Kagura: I despise Naraku's method of stooping to trickery. I'll kill for jewel shards. I need no schemes.Inuyasha: Stop treating me like a dog!Sota: (thinking) What, all this for an apology? What happened to my hero? He's shrinking down to life-sized proportions before my eyes.Kagome: Maybe Inuyasha isn't such a bad guy afer all. He just doesn't know that yet.Shippo: (to himself) Now that Inuyasha has been rendered a mere mortal, I shall have to take over protecting the others. I'll have to summon all of my courage. (hears a noise in the bushes, freaks out and runs over to the others) Someone save me!Kagome:Aye, aye, Mon Capitan! On the lookout for shards of the Shikon jewel.
Inuyasha: Let me give you a little piece of advice now that I have your attention: If you're going to kill someone, make sure you do it right the first time. Because if you only maim them the first time, they have a nasty way of coming back to make you regret it.Inuyasha: The guy suddenly has a big sword to swing around and now he wants a soapbox to stand on and preach to the whole world.Miroku: If the demon is truly large, then we are no match for it. It's irrational, it's impossible, it's against my religion.

''Note to self- ignore those little voices.''-Kagome

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Kagome's Grandpa: These pickles are full of history!Kagome: Not half as full as you are.===Kagome: "I'm going home. Goodbye, Inuyasha."Inuyasha: "You can't just leave, you."Kagome: "My name isn't You. It's Kagome."Inuyasha: "Wait, stupid."Kagome: "It's not Stupid, either."===Kaede: If only Inuyasha and young Kagome could learn to like each other more.Child: But they do like each other.Kagome: (trying to give medical treatment to InuYasha while sitting on top of him) I said take it off!InuYasha: What if I don't feel like it?Kaede: Avert ye eyes!===Kagome: You coward!Jaken: Why, you...Kagome: You stinking toad!Jaken: You stinking human!Kagome: This human's going to kick your...Jaken: I don't think so.===Inuyasha: Yo.Myoga: Yes.Inuyasha: I couldn't pull the sword out, could I?Myoga: Not really, no.===Inuyasha: And all for something like that, you pretended she was my mother!Sesshomaru: You're not amused?Inuyasha: No, I'm not, you bastard!===Myoga: Kagome, toxic fumes--very dangerous.Kagome: I kinda figured that.===Kagome: That's Oda Nobunaga. Hello, didn't you study history?Myoga: Well, actually my dear, that's not what the signature says.Kagome: Amari Nobunaga? But I thought you were Oda Nobunaga!===Kagome: Actually, instant noodles were invented right here in Japan during the space age. Everyone eats them, but originally they were made for astronauts in outer space!Inuyasha: Astronuts?Kagome: Astronauts. We've explored outer space. Hey right! I guess you don't even know we've been to the moon!Inuyasha: On a bicycle?Kagome: No, in a rocket, of course!Inuyasha: And a rocket would be?Kagome: They're long, and they're usually white, and flames shoot out the bottom, 'Count down to launch, Zoom! Lift off!'(Inuyasha slurps, finishing his ramen.)Kagome: Trust you to be more impressed by noodles than space travel.===Inuyasha: So Shippo, your village called. They're missing their idiot.Shippo: Kagome, he's being mean to me!===Inuyasha: Yeah, sure. I make that mistake all the time.Myoga: Well, you're only human-- or half-human.===Shippo: What’s that? It’s a demon!Inuyasha: What are you scared for? You’re a demon too.===Kagome: (to Myoga) Convenient how you disappeared just when the going got rough.Inuyasha: Did you catch that? That's what we call sarcasm as in it wasn't convenient that you bailed on us when we needed you the most!===Inuyasha: (laughs) I've heard similiar threats from a number of poor fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones.Hiten: Perhaps, in your dreams. Enough delay. Time to meet your own unfortunate demise!===Souta: Know what? I’ve got a new hero. Bet you can’t guess who it is.Inuyasha: (rolls eyes) Oh, man!===Kagome: Inuyasha, what are the chances that we could be back by Saturday?Inuyasha: Uh, fair to moderate if we're lucky.Kagome: Oh, great!Inuyasha: What exactly was this Saturday of yours again?Kagome: (sighs) I should have known.===Kagome: Inuyasha? Is that you?Inuyasha: No, I'm a talking puppet!Shippo: (sits on Inuyasha's head) His dog ears are gone!Kagome: You're not half demon anymore, you're human!Inuyasha: (grabs Shippo and slams him to the ground) You're lucky my fangs and claws are gone too!===Inuyasha: Shippo, you're not supposed to get seasick.Shippo: I'm not trying===Myoga: "Have you not a wit of trust in me?"Inuyasha: "Yeah, I trust you to run away when there's trouble!"===Inuyasha: Kikyo you can't go on like this--you have to return to Kagome's body.Kikyo: You're saying that you wish for me to die. Is that it? For once I am to return to the girl's body, I will cease to exist, forever. You must know that. I refuse to die. My spirit cannot rest in peace until I see you dead!===Inuyasha: (sniffing ground to find Miroku's scent) Where did that miserable thief go?Villager: What, is he some manner of beast?Kagome: See what I mean?Villager: The young man and the boy are odd enough but look at that strange girl.Second Villager: Is she a demon?Kagome: Uh-h, who me?Inuyasha: See how it feels!===Miroku: Oh, I beg your pardon, I thought you no more than a companion, but apparently you are in love with KagomeInuyasha: Uhh...Miroku: My, this is awkward.Inuyasha: Uhh... you got it all wrong! She's just uhh... a jewel detector!Kagome: Is that all I am to you? Oh, how could I forget. You've got a thing for dead girls!===Miroku: (about Inuyasha) "My, what do you call that technique he's using?"Kagome: "It's called whaling on them."===Shippo: Mom, Dad and I always took baths together and we had a really great time.Inuyasha: Remind me to explain it to you when you're a bit bigger.Shippo: I guess that means you haven't gone very far with Kagome yet, right?(Inuyasha stares at him)Shippo: I don't know what that means but no one seems to be willing to answer. I wonder why?Inuyasha: (grasping Shippo's cheeks and pulling them) I'll tell you why... in about 50 years when you're old enough to understand it!===Kagome: I'm sensing a jewel fragment nearby, and it's approaching us very quickly.Inuyasha: Oh, well that's a change. We've never had them bring us the jewels before.===Eri: Beriberi neuralgia and rheumatism?Grandpa: It must be something she ate. (looks at Kagome) Er-r.Kagome: (snatches phone) Hey, would you give it a rest, Gramps? If you do have to make something up, how about a young person's disease, like mono or chickenpox.Grandpa: My illnesses are perfectly valid! Besides, I'm doing you a favor, acting as your personal secretary every time you cross over to the feudal era. I thought I was being very imaginative!===Grandpa: (answers phone) Higurashi residence.Yuka: Hi, Mr. Higurashi, this is Yuka.Grandpa: Oh, so good of you to call at a time like this.Yuka: A time like this?Grandpa: it's her back. She's been bedridden with pinworms for so long her back's out.Yuka: Are those contagious?Kagome: (annoyed) Thanks, Gramps. You're a huge help. Gimme that.===Inuyasha: Hey, stop the tears. You don't have to be sad about me.Kagome: Who said I was crying over you? These are tears of frustration!===Shippo: I don't think she's a woman at all, but a demon in disguise.Princess: Oh, little fox, how can you be so cruel to me?===Princess: Don't leave me, Miroku. I'm scared.Miroku: You're scary enough yourself.Princess: Monk, how can you be so cruel?===Shippo: (about Kagome and Kikyo) "Which girl will you choose?"Miroku: "Answer!"Shippo: "Which one?!"Inuyasha: "Um, I don't suppose I could have both of them?"Shippo: "Grr! You two-timing..."Miroku: "Well, it's a common problem between men such as ourselves. And it's one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For if either girl were to find out..."Kagome: (listening) "SIT!!!"Miroku: "That's right, big sit."===Shippo: (talking to Inuyasha, who is face down in the ground) What's going on, Inuyasha? What are you doing down in the ground? Have you seen Kagome around?Miroku: I recognize this position, meaning Kagome must be somewhere nearby.Shippo: And by the depth of this hole, I'd say she's feisty as ever.===Miroku: Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.Miroku: Ah, ghastly! You mean you did that right in front of Kagome?Inuyasha: Maybe you should explain what you do with women!===Villager A: "Demon!"Villager B: "Oh no! It's another centipede!"Inuyasha: "I am not a centipede!"===Miroku: (about Midoriko's cave) Looks like people who talk of the Shikon Jewel and selfish gain get thrown from the cave.Shippo: That must be Midoriko's version of "sit."===Miroku: (reading a woman's palm) Your palm says that you will be blessed with many offspring. My dear, would you consider bearing my children?Old Lady: (pops out of nowhere) Oh yes. I'll have as many as you want. 15 or 16 you choose the number. Lets get to it.===Shippo: "Is that you, Inuyasha?"(Possessed) Inuyasha: "Don't think you can escape from me, you naughty little rascal." (pulls kimono off of his right shoulder) "I'm all yours for the taking, my sweet, foxy darling."Shippo: "Inuyasha, snap out of it! What about my dreams of growing up and falling in love with a woman, not a possessed male half-demon!"
Shippo: Inuyasha?Inuyasha: Yeah.Shippo: Where are we going?Inuyasha: To Naraku's castle.Shippo: So, you know where it is?Inuyasha: Of course not!Shippo: So, we're going in circles?Inuyasha: Stop asking stupid questions!
Shippo: It's strange seeing you lost in thought. Growling suits you a lot better than thinking.Myoga: He's right. You shouldn't do things you don't have so much practice in.Inuyasha: Shut up, Myoga. I'll kill you both!===Inuyasha: (to Myoga) Spit it out! Tell me and you can suck as much of Kagome's blood as you want.Kagome: I'm not a blood bank, you know!===Sesshomaru: Royakan.Royakan: (excitedly) Yes?Sesshomaru: Leave, before I lop off your head!===Sango: "Arrg. You are so irratating! Sit boy!"(Inuyasha prickles in horror)Sango: "No good... I guess it only works when Kagome says it."Inuyasha (while laughing in embarassment): "You only figured that out now, stupid?"(Miroku thinking-- I was kinda hoping that would work.")===Kagome: "You like spending time with me, right?"Inuyasha: "Depends. Is it a trick question?"===Kagome: "If you hurt me, you'll all have to die, because Inuyasha here will have to avenge me."Inuyasha: "I will?! Since when?!"Kagome: "You better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?"Inuyasha: "Fine, I'll avenge you already."

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Various Characters, Case Closed (Detective Conan)

You nuts?! What kind of sick twisted freak attacks his own son while he laying there sleeping?!"-Ichigo, Bleach"Isn't she awfully happy for someone visiting a grave?"-Karin, Bleach(yelling at her pager on the ground) "Urahara! Why don't you ever pick up when I call you in emergencies like this? You call yourself a business man! Then why do you show up when you're not wanted, and then when I really need you, you won't answer?!"- Rukia, Bleach"Orihime has both brains and boobs. It's just not fair."- Michiru, Bleach"You'll find that Ichigo has an uncanny knack for forgeting people's faces, and the names to go with them."- Tatsuki, Bleach"Thankfully, Keigo's a total idiot."- Ichigo, Bleach"I'm so disappointed, Ichigo. So very disappointed... Sadly, your sword exibits only fear. When you counter, it's because you fear being killed. When you attack, you fear killing. And when you try to protect someone, you fear you could let them die. At this point, the only thing your sword speaks of is senseless fright. And that's not good. What you do not need in battle, is fear. Nothing will come of it. When you counter, you don't let them cut you. When you protect someone, you don't let them die. When you attack, you kill. Understand? Can't you see? My sheer resolve to kill you is reflected in my sword."- Urahara, Bleach"Abandon your fear. Turn and face him. Don't give an inch. Now, Ichigo, advance! Never stop! If you retreat, you will age. Be afraid, and you'll die."-Zangetsu, Bleach"That wasn't very nice. I do believe you've killed my hat."-Urahara, Bleach"Arrogance destroys the footholds of victory."- Byakuya, Bleach"When you're up high, all the stuff that looks confusing and messed up... suddenly becomes crystal clear."- Senna, Bleach Movie 1: Memories of Nobody"Whatever she is, it doesn't change the fact that she's here now. She still experiences anger, happiness and pain."- Ichigo, Bleach Movie 1: Memories of Nobody"Authority never goes anywhere without fanfare."- Hitsugaya, Bleach Movie 2: Diamond Dust Rebellion"How pathetic. I'll "resuscitate" him." *blows on his hand* "Wake the hell up Ichigo, you wuss!" *punches Ichigo... hard* -Renji, Bleach Movie 2: Diamond Dust Rebellion"This is completely backwards, Kyouraku. I'm the one who's always sick in bed. But now..."-Ukitake, Bleach Movie 2: Diamond Dust Rebellion"Because he attained so much power, he could only be controlled by it. And in the end, maybe his only option was to destroy himself."- Ichigo, Bleach"Kariya sought the power to change his fate. What I sought was... a turn of fate."- Ichigo, Bleach"Revolving. And each time it's touched by the light of the sun and moon... The world is always changing into something new."- Ichigo, Bleach"Revolving... If fate is a wheel, we are the cogs that drive it. We have no choice but to believe that this wheel is flawless and forge on ahead. The power of the individual cogs and their destinations... And the blade that is brought down upon them."- Rukia, Bleach"Hey... whoever just called me bald, get over here!"-Ikkaku, Bleach"Shut up. Don't talk and keep running!"-Rukia, Bleach"It's been a while! Or something like that."-Rukia, Bleach"Training hard, risking your life... what's the difference?"-Urahara, Bleach"Those who are left behind in a fight or are in the way aren't the ones who lack power. They're the ones who lack resolve."-Rukia, Bleach"It doesn't matter what people say you should be. What's important is how you want to be."-Hachi, Bleach"There were a lot of things I wanted to do. I wanted to become a teacher, and an astronaut, and a baker... I wanted to go to a bunch of different donut shops and ask for one of everything! And I wanted to tell the ice-cream man to give me one of everything, too! I wish I could have five different lives! Then I could have been born in five different towns, and eaten five lifetime's worth of food, and had five different careers, and... fallen in love with the same person, five times."-Orihime, Bleach"When people constantly show their affection for you, you start taking it for granted. If you don't realize how much they care for you until they're gone, you'll only be left with regret and remorse."- Orihime, Bleach"If you want revenge, do it on your own! Don't draw innocent people into it!"-Ichigo"Ya gotta wonder about someone who'd be dumb enough to follow a person as crazy as he is. Wait, I think I just insulted myself."- Ganju, Bleach"We are taught never to shed tears. For to shed tears means that the body has been defeated by emotion. And, to us, that simple act of crying proves, without question, that the exisitence of emotion is nothing but a burden."- Rukia, Bleach"Quit it. Stop whining. Unless you're able to activate your powers at will, you will die, like a dog, in the Soul Society."- Yoruichi, Bleach"Think about it this way: a person picks up a sword when he's trying to protect something. Perhaps it's your life or your social status, maybe a reputation, a loved one, or personal beliefs. The movites may be completly different, but in the end, it's the same desire to protect something."- Yoruichi, Bleach"Did I just get nick-named Pencil?"- Uruyuu, Bleach"I've breathed enough sewer air to gag a hippo!"- Ganju, Bleach"If you two are gonna goof off, try not to be so obvious about it."-Ikkaku, Bleach"Hey there, big butterfly, come here and check out these anntenai. I'm a pieces with double-D buttercups!"- Rikiji, Bleach"Desiring power is dangerous."-Koga, Bleach"It seems that I was born under a star that forces me to watch young people, with futures ahead of them, die."-Koga, Bleach"A battle without risk is simply a child's quarrel."-Kariya, Bleach===Squad Four member 1: "Urrhrh... This hang-over is killing me."Squad Four member 2: "Dumbass, I drank more than you, and I feel fine. It's your smoking that makes you feel like crap every morning."Squad Four member 1: "Aghh! Shut up! I didn't here you give me crap like that yesterday, after I kicked your ass. Want some more?!"Squad Four member 2: "Yeah? Come on! Bring it! Draw your sword, you arrogant little punk, and I'll polish you off and sweep ya off with the trash!"Squad Four member 1: "Polish me off? Who the hell talks like that anymore?! You better get ready to die, old man!"Squad Four member 2: "Grrhr... Hm?"Squad Four member 1: "Huh?"Squad Four member 2: "What the hell kind of sound is that?"(Kenpachi Zaracki comes flying around a corner, running at full speed)Both Squad Four members, hella scared: "Gaahhh! Good morning, Captin Zaraki! What a surprise! Thanks for giving us the honor of sweeping the streets for you!"Ikkaku: "If you two are gonna goof off, try not to be so obvious about it."(forgot his name, Squad 11's fifth seat): "And you better get this street clean enough to eat off of, or I'll kill you both."Maki-Maki: "You heard 'em, men. Keep up the good work if you wanna live! Hoo-heh heh heh!"===(Uruuyu's butterfly quote)===(ugly under cool bandages quote)===(Yoruichi's instinct quote)===(Renji with Ichigo's just swore it quote)===Elder of West Rukon: "Quite a mess. This is just as I expected." (sips his tea)Uruyuu: "Come on! This is no time to just sit there drinking tea! Just tell us who the guy is!"Ganju: "Are you kidding me? You really don't know who I am?"Uruyuu: "No, I don't."Orhime: "Me, neither."Chad: "No."Ichigo: "I don't wanna know."Ganju: "Heh. Then that settles it. Let me introduce myself. My given name is Ganju! The self-proclaimed Deep Red Bullet of West Rukon! And self-proclaimed, but universally acknowledged, Boss-Man of West Rukon! And finally... The self-proclaimed #1 Soul Reaper Hater of West Rukon!"===Ganju: "Why, you...! You punched my ruggedly handsome face! Not once, but twice!"Ichigo: "Actually, the second time around it was a kick, you idiot!"===Zangetsu: "Abandon your fear. Turn and face him. Don't give an inch. Now, Ichigo, advance! Never stop! If you retreat, you will age. Be afraid, and you'll die. NOW SHOUT OUT MY NAME!"Ichigo: "ZANGESTU!"===Ganju: "You can kiss my ass!"Yumichika: "An ugly thought... That's truly ugly."===Byakuya: "This twisted spritual pressure... that white mask... Are you a Hollow?"Ichigo's inner Hollow: "Who cares? I don't have to tell you anything, because as soon as I'm finished with you, you're going to-"Ichigo: "Disappear!"===Renji: "I had to come in and check on the prisoner. Is she still insubordanite and difficult?"Rukia: "I'm not insubordanite."Renji: "If your not insubordanite, then why do you refuse to eat?"Rukia: "Maybe I'm just not hungry. Does that bother you, Mr. Lieutenant?Renji: "Oh, so you resent that I'm the Lieutenant now, is that it? I can hear it in the tone of your voice!"Rukia: "Hit a nerve, did I? Well, don't worry Mr. Officer. Now you have the rank, and the pompous additude, and weird eyebrows to go with it!"===Hanataro: "I am Hanataro Yamata."Ichigo and Ganju (at the same time): "Dude, that name is so lame."Hanataro: "What are you talking about? I like my name, and it most certainly is not lame."Ichigo: "Well, you're wrong. Where I come from, 'hana' means 'flower', and there's nothing lamer than that. You might as well call yourself Blossom."===Yuzu: (sighs) "Boy, we're never gonna get to the top!"Karin: "Speak for yourself. This hill's no problem. And, please, don't let Dad hear you say that."Isshin (Ichigo's Dad): "You can do it, Yuzu! Hang in there! You see? Dad's on your side!"Karin: "Now you did it. Just ignore him, or else he'll never stop. Giving guys like him attention only encourages them."Isshin (Ichigo's Dad): "You're wrong about that. I'm automatically encourged eve if you ignore me!"===Karin: "Someone's up there already."Yuzu: "Wow, she had to climb up there pretty early to beat us to the top."Karin: "Uh-huh! Although... Isn't she awfully happy for someone visiting a grave?"===Rangiku: "I knew this would happen."Renji: "Yup. This guy always needs looking after."Ikkaku: "Well, if someone stuck their cowardly face out like that, I'd wanna do that, too."Rangiku: "Really? Even as sullen as he was, he looked pretty excited by all that."Yumichika: "What?! He wasn't excited at all!"Rangiku: "I didn't ask for your opinion, did I, Yumichika?"Yumichika: "So who are you seeking agreement from? Ikkaku?"Ikakku: "Don't drag me into this!"===========================---------------------------------------------Bleach moves, chants, 'n stuff:Head Captin and Squad 1 Captin, Shigekuni Yamamoto Genryusai:(sword: Ryujin Jakka), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "All things in the universe turn to ashes... Ryujin Jakka!"), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:), (Ryujin Jakka's description by Ukitake: ),(Squad 1) Lieutenant Chojiro Sasakiba:(Zanpakuto: Gonryomaru), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Bite, Gonryomaru."), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:),(Squad 2) Lieutenant Marechiyo Yoshiayamenosuke Nikkataroemon Oomaeda:(Zanpakuto: Gegetsuburi), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Crush him! Gegetsuburi!"), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:),Squad 2 Captin and Commander of the Stealth Forces, Soi Fong:(Zanpakuto: Suzumebachi), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Sting all enemies to death, Suzumebachi."), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name: Hornet), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:), (meaning of Bankai's release name: ), (the Zanpakuto description by Soi Fong: ), (original name: Fon Shaolin)Squad 3 Lieutenant, but recently pushed back to third seat, Izuru Kira:(Zanpakuto: Wabisuke), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Raise your head, Wabisuke!"), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name: Apologizer), (the Zanpakuto description by Izuru: "Whatever my sword cuts becomes twice as heavy. It doubles with each strike, and continues doing so indefinitely... until finally, the person I fight can no longer left the weight. They kneel helplessly on the ground, head bowed down, as if they were in pentatence. Thus the name Wabisuke.")Squad 4 Captin Retsu Unohana:(sword: Minazuki), (sword Shikai release:), (meaning of sword's name:), (sword Bankai release:), (meaning of Bankai's release name: )Squad 4 Lieutenant Isane Kotetsu:(sword: Itegumo), (sword Shikai release: "Now, rise! Itegumo!"), (meaning of sword's name:), (sword Bankai release:),Squad 4's 8th seat, Hanatoro:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:),Squad 5 Lieutenant Momo Hinamori:(Zanpakuto: Tobiume), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Tobiume, Deflect!"), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:),Squad 6 Captin Byakuyu Kuchiki:(Zanpakuto: Senbonzakura), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Scatter, Senbonzakura."), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release- level 1: "Scatter, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi."), (meaning of Bankai level 1's release name: Vibrant Display of 1000 Cherry Blossoms), (Zanpakuto Bankai release- level 1 description by Byakuya: ) (Zanpakuto Bankai release- level 2: "Senkei Senbonzakura Kageyoshi"), (Zanpakuto Bankai release- level 3, the final form: "Shukei Hakutaken"), (the Zanpakuto description by Renji: ),Squad 6 Lieutenant Renji Abarai:(Zanpakuto: Zabimaru), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Roar, Zabimaru! Now open your eyes, see what lies before you... and fall upon your prey!"), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name: Baboon King), (Zanpakuto Bankai release: "Hihio, Zabimaru!"), (meaning of Bankai's release name: Cry out, Zabimaru)Squad 7 Captin Sajin Komamura:(sword: Tengen), (meaning of sword's name:), (sword Shikai release:), (sword Shikai ability:), (sword Bankai release: Kokujyoutengenmyouou), (meaning of Bankai's release name: King of black armor)Squad 7 Lieutenant Tetsuzaemon Iba:(sword: ), (meaning of sword's name:), (sword Shikai release:), (sword Shikai ability:), (sword Bankai release:),Squad 8 Captin Syunsui Kyoraku:(sword: Katen Kyokotsu), (meaning of sword's name: ), (sword Shikai release: "Flower wind rage, and flower god roar! Heavenly wind rage, and heavenly demon snear! Katen Kyokotsu."), (sword Shikai ability:), (sword Bankai release:),Squad 8 Lieutenant Nanao Ise:(sword: ), (meaning of sword's name:), (sword Shikai release:), (sword Shikai ability:),Squad 9 Lieutenant Shuhei Hisagi:(sword: ), (meaning of sword's name:), (sword Shikai release:), (sword Shikai ability:),Squad 10 Captin Toushiro Hitsugaya:(Zanpakuto: Hyourinmaru), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name: Ice Ring), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Reign over the frosted frozen sky, Hyourinmaru!"), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release: Daiguren Hyourinmaru), (meaning of Bankai's release name: Great Crimson Ice Ring), (the Zanpakuto description by Izuru: )Squad 10 Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto:(Zanpakuto: Haineko), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name: Ash Cat), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Roar, Haineko!" (dub)/"Growl, Haineko!" (sub)), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:)Squad 11 Lieutenant Yachiru Kusajishi:Squad 11's 3rd Seat, Ikkaku Madarame:(Zanpakuto: Houzukimaru), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Extend, Houzukimaru!"), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release: Ryuumon Houzukimaru), (meaning of Bankai's release name: Dragon's Crest, Demon Light)Squad 11's 5th seat, Yumichika Ayasegawa:(Zanpakuto: Fukikujaku), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name: Wisteria Peacock), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Bloom for me, Fukikujaku!"), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Fukikujaku's shikai description by Yumichika: )Mayuri Kurosuchi:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:), (meaning of Bankai's release name: )Nemu Kurosuchi:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),Rin:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),Ukitake:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:), (meaning of Bankai's release name: )Kiyone:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),(other guy)(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),Kenryuu:(Zanpakuto: Benishidare), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name: Weeping Crimson Bough), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Blossom madly, Benishidare!"), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:),Former Squad 11 member Ichinose:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),Former Squad 13 leutenant:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),(second Hyorimaru wielder)(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),Senna:(Zanpakuto: Mirokumaru), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: "Call forth the twilight, Mirokumaru!"), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),Aramagi:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:), (meaning of Bankai's release name: )Kisfune:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),Aizen:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:), (meaning of Bankai's release name: )Gin Ichimarau:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:), (meaning of Bankai's release name: )Kaname Tousen:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:), (meaning of Bankai's release name: )Kisuke Urahara:(Zanpakuto: Benihime), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name: Red Princess), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:), (meaning of Bankai's release name: )Squad 13 member, Rukia Kuchiki:(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:),Ichigo Kurosaki:(Zanpakuto: Zangetsu), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release: none- Zangetsu is always in it's released state), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release: Bankai! Tensa Zangetsu.), (meaning of Bankai's release name: Heavenly Chains Slicing the Moon)(Zanpakuto: ), (meaning of Zanpakuto's name:), (Zanpakuto Shikai release:), (Zanpakuto Shikai ability:), (Zanpakuto Bankai release:),Kido Spells:"Disintegrate! You black dog of Rondaneeni! Look upon yourself with horror, and then claw out your own throat... Bakudo #9 - Strike!""Ruler! The mask of blood and flesh, all things of the universe that fly! That which makes all! In the name of truth and temperence, dig your claws into the wall of sinless dreams... Bakudo 33 - Pale Fire Crack!""Hearts of the south, eyes in the north, fingertips of the west, heels of the east... Gatherer holding the wind, scatter sweeping the rains... Bakudo 58 - Kakushisuijaku! 31, 64, 83, 97... I have pin-pointed where they went!""Black and white net, twenty sect bridge, sixty-six crowning sea tore... The prince, distant thunder, sharp arrow rotating land over knight, sea of clouds, pale soldiers! Form a circle, then charge through the heavens! TENTEI KURA!"

Don't worry, kitty. Japan is pro-choice!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Screw this! I don't want rabies."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Oh, boy. I haven't eaten in a full five seconds! Well, time for lunch!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Dammit, Serena! You failed again! You know, every time you fail, I lose a dollar of my paycheck."-Miss Haruna"Maybe I can burn this paper when I get home."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Man, what a body. I wonder how many times she throws up a day?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Moother! You can't do this to me! I got nowhere else to go!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Holy s***, you can make gold come out of your butt?!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Well, that was strange. Go, my zombies!"-Molly's Mom monster"I am Tuxedo Mask. With this rose, I do declare, this is a haiku."-Darien (Tuxedo Mask)"Who's stupid now, Molly? Huh? Who's stupid now?! And now for a quick nap."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Gawd, is she snoring, or trying to throw up her lunch?"-random friend"Wow, I love this job. They're all sleeping!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Serena... Do you ever think before you talk?"-Luna"Oh, God, glass! Oh, I'm fine."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Freaking heels!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Quick, Serena, while we're floating in mid-air! Transform!"-Luna"Riiight... Well, I'm out of here."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"This is the fourth time this week I'm gonna be late... and it's only Tuesday!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Hey, careful! I don't have any brain cells left."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"It's alright. I'm just dead inside, and it's all your fault."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Look at all those completely normal-looking people out there!"-Molly"Wow, those guys are either really smelly, or they're taking some really awesome drug. And I wanna try!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Well, that was anti-climactic."- shower-lurking Negamonster-of-the-Day"It never gets old, waking up in a random place with comatose bodies all around me."-Molly"So long as you're not a blatant f*cking homosexual this time, because that last effort was absolutely abysmal."-Queen Beryl"So how will you fail this time?"-Queen Beryl"I will use something the humans call 'a computer', where they view things like YouTube and Facebook, and... PornoTube."-Jedite"Is that those things Jesus did? Like with the bread and fish? Is Jesus gonna come, is he gonna make food?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"What the f*ck do I care about geography? All the bad guys attack Japan anyway, it's not like I'm going anywhere."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"She might be from the Negaverse. Or I could be completely wrong... but I'm running Window Vista, so I have to be right."-Moon Intelligence System"I'm still fat from the other episode."-unnamed fat friend"You realize you're only here to make us skinny and good-looking by comparison?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Hear that, Melvin? That's the bell. It means it's time for you to drop dead."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Wow, the rumors were true! You are a complete nerd!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"That sounds like an inter-species relation."-Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury)"I'm gonna smile, and pretend I know what that means."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"That's one of those things you think, but don't actually say."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Here we go; We need to go north, east, north, south-west, east-north. So, uh... that way."-Amy (Sailor Mercury)"If you're gonna wish for something, at least wish for something that will help us!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Bulimia; zero the calories, twice the flavor!"-Serena/Sailor Moon (this was said in the Sailor Says section, so it could be either)"Piggies! I smell bacon!"-Serena/Sailor Moon"Why did you disguise yourself right in of the bad guy, where she can blatantly see you doing it?"-Luna"This show makes no sense!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Ooh, Sailor V goes to Hollywood! Can I borrow this Sailor V comic? I love Sailor V. She's Sailor-tastic!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Sorry, were you talking again?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"What the f*** is this, huh?! This is the second scene to the episode... We're usually the opening skit!"-Queen Beryl"i r super strong!"-Jedite"I'm pretending this horsie is Tuxedo Mask!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"This is no time to be fantasizing about a boy that you never talk to."-Luna"Sit down and shut up."-Luna"You wanna have fun, huh? Well, so do I. But instead my life is a miserable pit of despair! But you don't see me complaining!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)"Holy crap. Quick, Rei, use your voice to scare it away!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"All of our animals are magical robots."-Neverland Princess"I think this woman is evil... And not the good kind."-Rei (Sailor Mars)"Let's split up. Serena, go with Rei, and I'll go with the nerd. K, bye."-Luna"She's too nice! I don't like it!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)"He's not a furrie! Don't pressure him!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)"Stop ruining other people's joy!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Hey... I get it. That's actually funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ah, God, it hurts to laugh!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)"God, it hurts to laugh!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)"The rose stopped the planes?! Plot hole!"- said by Sailor Moon, Mars, and maybe Mercury together"Jesus on toast! Just do it already!"-Queen Beryl"You know my mom had her tubes tied after me, so she would never make a mistake like me again. I mean, hell, I have a Boston accent in Japan!"-Molly"My flowing hair obviously shows that I am better than you."-Nephlite"Sorry about breaking your wrist, but believe me when I say it was worth it."-Nephlite""-Luna"Oh, God! The beautiful nature! It burns with the fire of a thousand suns!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)"Why the hell are we outside? I wanna go shopping."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Even though I've never met you before, I'm gonna tell you about my sorrows."-Mr. Baxster"I'm going to have an exastenchal moment in the middle of the street."-Luna"Darien?! What are you doing touching my pussy?!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Oooh! His 80s jogging uniform sets a fire in my soul!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)"Everything is ruled by the stars. The movement of the stars rules everything. The ruling of everything is by the stars. Those stars, they rule. Oh, I feel it, Mr. Baxster. You've reached your energy peak. Rule me, baby... by the stars."-Nephlite"Aw! Bitch, when I say you jump, you jump!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"They came to my temple, where I accidentally nearly murdered that fat bitch. Ya know, that one where everyone was disappearing? But don't worry, that doesn't happen anymore."-Rei (Sailor Mars)"I study ways to sacrifice all our patrons to Satan."-Rei (Sailor Mars)"He's into fulfilling the black pit of with the screams of sacrificial lambs?"-Rei (Sailor Mars)"I'm so mad... but I'm not gonna actually do anything about it."-Mr. Baxster"Oh, God. This plot was killing me."-Nephlite"Ohhh! Those nuts are mine!"-Random construction worker covered by biting squirrels"F**king pokemon."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"This Peter Phile! He goes to Rei's all-girls school... Amy, let's go stalk him!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"I love nerds!"-Molly"Catholic girls taste better!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)"Good thing I brought my mega lens tocature this serene sunset. What a perfect shot. Though maybe leaning precariously on the edge of a cliff with a fifty pound camera lens is not such a good- oh, shit!"-Peter Phile"Hey, kid. Is that lens compensating for something?"-Nephlite"What the f**k is up with your shoulders?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Just shut up and kill me!"-camera Negamonster-of-the-Day"No, this small rabbit just appeared by my head!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Why did you do that in the middle of the living room?"-Luna"Dark Crystal! I command you to show me the crystals one at a time throughout the next seven episodes!"-Zoisite"Listen, Zoisite, I want to commend you on your retrieval of the first crystal. But don't get a big head. There are six more and you're doomed for failure. It's the fate of being a bad guy, you see. Just a... plot element, ya know."-Queen Beryl"Now, crystal, show me the next target! A priest? Are we allowed to do this? I don't want the Vatican comin' after us or something."-Zoisite"See, Molly? You just don't learn. Melvin and I come over and you give us something to drink, but no goddamn cookies again! I mean, seriously, all your manners go out the window when you get depressed. I get it. Your boyfriend died. Get over it!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"According to Wikipedia, the Negaverse is after the seven Pride Crystals for the next six episodes."-Luna"No, it gives them less energy, they're on an energy diet. Of course it gives them more energy!"-Luna"Over a millenia ago, the Moon Kingdom was under attack by the evil Negaverse. And then some stuff happened, and shit blew up, and you all went into these little bubbles. And blah, blah, blah-"(those blahs go on for a while, so let's stop there)-Luna"No matter how smart I am, I'm still the most useless one here."-Amy (Sailor Mercury)"Am I the only one who thinks it's weird we take orders from a talking cat?"-Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter)"Oh, God! She's sooo boring! It makes me wanna claw out my face, just so I know I'm still alive!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)"Only now are the warriors being reborn- which is terribly convenient, if you ask me."-Luna"I think you were falsely labeled as the smartest scout."-Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter)"Excuse me. Oh, you're a priest! Uh... Nah, too easy."-Molly"Jesus, space cats are creepy."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"As much as I find Molly a liability, you really should help her."-Luna"Thank God for plot holes!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"How can it be so hard to find a floating orange crystal, dammit!"-Zoisite"I'm Bobo the Boxing Jehovah's Witness."-unnamed priest"Lita! God, never heard of public transportation?"-Luna"Finders, keepers! I'm keeping this locket that he dropped. Totally my property now."-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Screw you(!)"-Amy (Sailor Mercury)"I love tequila, but it sure hates me."-Chad"I love when hobos sleep on my steps."-Rei's Grandpa"The fact that I'm showing up within the first 30 seconds of this episode proves that I'm not going to succeed, even though all the odds are in my favor."-Zoisite"So, old man, you think you can stop me? Well, fine. While I wait for you to weaken, I'll go do something no one would expect- chase after some pussy!"-Zoisite"Well, that was just pointless and weird."-Luna"Oh God, you're more creepier and fatter than Serena!"-Luna"Hey, Rei, how's the hobo-sacrificing going?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"Tubular! Canabalism, man."-Chad"I like making up words! Fudge-crackle snot!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)"That's the plot hole you center in on?"-Amy (Sailor Mercury)"God dammit, I'm always foiled!"-Zoisite""-""-""-""-===Beryl: "Curse this foul dial up. It never works!"SMA's Jesus: "Just hit it a little!"===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna: "Serena (Sailor Moon): "===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna: "Serena (Sailor Moon): "I'm gonna call you Fluffy."Luna: "Oh, for God's sake."===Serena (Sailor Moon): "You can read?!"Luna: "Serena, if I can talk, of course I can read!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "You can talk?!"===Random friend number... something: "Gawd, is she snoring, or trying to throw up her lunch?"Random friend number something after that: "I think both."===Luna: "This pen can disguise you into whatever you want."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh! Can I write with it?"Luna: "No."Serena (Sailor Moon): "But it's a... pen."Luna: "No!"===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Wow, I love this job. They're all sleeping!"Luna: "Serena... Do you ever think before you talk?"===Serena (Sailor Moon): "In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"Jedite: "Lots of pretty words, Miss Moon. But is that all they are... pretty words?"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Riiight... Well, I'm out of here."===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hey, careful! I don't have any brain cells left."Molly: "What brain cells?"Serena (Sailor Moon): "The ones in my brain, duhh!"===Luna: "Are you mad at me for not entering the contest with you?"Serena (Sailor Moon): "No... It's alright. I'm just dead inside, and it's all your fault."Luna: "Well, right-o, then! Let's go."===Jedite: "I have a new plan to gather energy, my queen."Beryl: "So long as you're not a blatant f*cking homosexual this time, because that last effort was absolutely abysmal."===Beryl: "So how will you fail this time?"Jedite: "I will use something the humans call 'a computer', where they view things like YouTube and Facebook, and... PornoTube."Beryl: "That sounds very interesting... especially that last one..."Jedite: "Why? So you can download more Kelly Clarkson songs?"Beryl: "Yeah... yeah, that's it..."===Luna: "You reap what you sew."Serena (Sailor Moon): "I hate sewing."Luna: "Serena, it was a proverb."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Is that those things Jesus did? Like with the bread and fish? Is Jesus gonna come, is he gonna make food?"===Luna: "Shut up and study. You need to learn about things like geography."Serena (Sailor Moon): "What the f*ck do I care about geography? All the bad guys attack Japan anyway, it's not like I'm going anywhere."===Moon Computer's Intelligence System: "Here's a girl I've been sta-waaatching for a while now."Luna: "Who is this?"Moon Computer's Intelligence System: "I dunno, but she might be from the Negaverse. Or I could be completely wrong... but I'm running Window Vista, so I have to be right."Luna: "Well, I'm completely sold."===Unnamed friend always refered to as "fat girl": "I'm still fat from the other episode."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah, you realize you're only here to make us skinny and good-looking by comparison?"Melvin: "Did I hear "good-looking?""(the school bell rings)Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hear that, Melvin? That's the bell. It means it's time for you to drop dead."===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hi, I'm Serena. This my cat, Luna."Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Hi, I'm Amy."Serena (Sailor Moon): "What?"Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "I'm Amy!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Huh? You wanna go have a burger with me?"Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "No, I-"Serena (Sailor Moon): "And parfaits too? Wow! We're gonna be great friends!"Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Actually, could you point me to the library?"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Huh?"Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "A library!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "What's that?"Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Those places with books."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Cooks? There's food there?"Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "No, books!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "What's that?"Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "It's not important..."===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna just likes to pretend she can talk by nibbling on my ear."Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "That sounds like an inter-species relation."Serena (Sailor Moon): "I'm gonna smile, and pretend I know what that means."===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Let's go, Mercury!"Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Let's clean her clock!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "See, Amy... that's one of those things you think, but don't actually say."===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hey, where did you get that?"Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Luna's butt."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah? There's where I got my pen. And a few other things..."===Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Ok, here we go. We need to go north, east, north, south-west, east-north. So, uh... that way."Serena (Sailor Moon): "There she is! Haa- ah. I can't move my legs."Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Oh no, I can't move either! I wish Luna were here."Serena (Sailor Moon): "The cat? What the hell could she do? If you're gonna wish for something, at least wish for something that will help us."===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh, Sailor V goes to Hollywood! Can I borrow this Sailor V comic? I love Sailor V. She's Sailor-tastic!"Rei (Sailor Mars): "No! I haven't even read that Sailor V comic yet. You can't take my Sailor V away!"Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Wait... Sailor? You mean like a Sailor Scout?"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Sorry, were you talking again?"===Rei (Sailor Mars): "I love the screams of children!"Luna: "I'm ignoring that."===Serena (Sailor Moon): "I wanna have fun."Rei (Sailor Mars): "You wanna have fun, huh? Well, so do I. But instead my life is a miserable pit of despair! But you don't see me complaining, huh?!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Actually..."===Rei (Sailor Mars): "Hey... Serena... Doesn't he kind of look like Tuxedo Mask?"Serena (Sailor Moon): "No way! Tuxedo Mask is way too cool, and way not a pedophile like this asshole is!"Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "I can hear you."===Luna: "Careful, we're hallucenating."Rei (Sailor Mars): "Wouldn't be the first time!"===Nephlite: "I have a way to gather more energy from one person than Jedite could from a hundred."Beryl: "Oh, really? And how is that?"Nephlite: "Beryl: "===Serena (Sailor Moon): "What? I could've sworn you were a miserable only child."Molly: "No, you're right. She's not really my big sister. You know my mom had her tubes tied after me, so she would never make a mistake like me again. I mean, hell, I have a Boston accent in Japan!"===Moon Intelligence System: "Password?"Luna: "Kitty is hungry."Moon Intelligence System: "Kitty will be fed."Luna: "Prove it."Moon Intelligence System: "Later."===Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Shut up, guys. I'm here to visit my friend, Mr. Baxster. Hello, Mr. Baxster."Mr. Baxster: "Oh, Amy, you're lookin' fresh and supple today."Amy (Sailor Mercury): "What?"===Mr. Baxster: "And I see you brought your friends. Even though I've never met you before, I'm gonna tell you about my sorrows."Rei (Sailor Mars) *thinking*: "Why does he think we care?"===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Look, there's the photography nerd!"Molly: "I love nerds!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Like Melvin?"===Rei (Sailor Mars): "Let's see some ID, kiddies."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Rei? What the hell? Let us in!"Rei (Sailor Mars): "Paparazzi only! Too bad, loser!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Who died and made you school security?"Rei (Sailor Mars): "Satan!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "But you go to a Catholic school!"Rei (Sailor Mars): "Catholic girls taste better!"===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Darien?! What are you doing touching my pussy?!"Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "It smells like you."Serena (Sailor Moon): "We're still talking about the cat, right?"===Andrew: "So, how did you and Serena meet, ay?"Rei (Sailor Mars): "They came to my temple, where I accidentally nearly murdered that fat bitch. Ya know, that one where everyone was disappearing? But don't worry, that doesn't happen anymore."Andrew: "Oh, ay... What, uh... do you do up there, ay?"Rei (Sailor Mars): "I study ways to sacrifice all our patrons to Satan."Andrew: "Ay...? You should talk to Darien. I think he'd be more interested."Rei (Sailor Mars): "Oooh! He's into fulfilling the black pit of with the screams of sacrificial lambs?"Andrew: "Uh... yeah, ay."===Zoisite: "Dark Crystal! I command you to show me the crystals one at a time throughout the next seven episodes!"Homing Crystal: "K."===Mystery Princess (Serena) *in Golem's voice*: "Tuxedo Mask... my precious..."Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Show me your face!"Mystery Princess (Serena): "No!"Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Then show me your boobs!"Mystery Princess (Serena): "Maybe later."Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Now, please?"Mystery Princess (Serena): "Well, okay."===Luna: "Yes, well, according to Wikipedia, the Negaverse is after the seven Pride Crystals for the next six episodes."Rei (Sailor Mars): "What happened to them sucking everyone's energy?"Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter) *says semi-sarcastically*: "Maybe the crystals give them more energy?"Luna: "No, it gives them less energy, they're on an energy diet. Of course it gives them more energy!"===Luna: "Over a millenia ago, the Moon Kingdom was under attack by the evil Negaverse. And then some stuff happened, and shit blew up, and you all went into these little bubbles. And blah, blah, blah-"(those blahs continue until the next Luna quotation I write in her)Amy (Sailor Mercury): "No matter how smart I am, I'm still the most useless one here."Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "Am I the only one who thinks it's weird we take orders from a talking cat?"Rei (Sailor Mars): "Oh, God! She's sooo boring! It makes me wanna claw out my face, just so I know I'm still alive!"Luna: "...And the seven warriors were locked in Queen Serenity's Silver Imperial Crystal. But then the Crystal blew up into these seven Rainbow Pride Crystals, for absolutely no reason. And they all flew to Earth, and only now are the warriors being reborn- which is terribly convenient, if you ask me."===Luna: "Serena! You just transformed in front of all of them!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Thank God for plot holes!"===Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oooh! What are you doing, putting me down in a position like this?"*Tuxedo Mask jumps away*Serena (Sailor Moon): "It's ok, I'll wait."===Luna: "Lita! God, never heard of public transportation?"Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "Huh-hurrh... Shut up!"===Unnamed Priest: "Oh, Jesus, thank you for saving me!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "What?! No way! I saved-"SMA's Jesus: "No, no, it's cool. You're welcome!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Aw, son of a bitch."===Luna: "Did you see that? Tuxedo Mask stole the Crystal!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Finders, keepers! I'm keeping this locket that he dropped. Totally my property now."Luna: "This show is so f**ked up."===Rei's Grandpa: "There's nothing wrong with me!"Rei (Sailor Mars): "You're wearing a tablecloth!"===Rei (Sailor Mars): "Don't instigate him! He's been acting like a... a granolabar ever since he fell off the roof!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "A what? Does that mean I can eat him?"===Serena (Sailor Moon): "C'mon, Luna, don't be such a stougemister."Luna: "A what?"Serena (Sailor Moon): "I like making up words! Fudge-crackle snot!"===Amy (Sailor Mercury): "The computer told me that there might be another Crystal in someone who lives here."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Isn't that the point of my wand?"Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Sure, that's the plot hole you center in on?"=====================================================================(__)-----------------------------------------------------------(__)SMA Tranformations:Moon Prism Power!Luna: "Hey, that locket is to help you tranform into Sailor Moon. Ok, listen and repeat these words; Moon Prism Power."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Isn't that a little too cheesy?"Luna: "Oh, bloody hell. Just say it already."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright. Moon Prism Power!"(Serena transforms into Sailor Moon for the first time, to the song 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)Serena (Sailor Moon): "Woaw, what the hell was that? That felt really freaky! I don't wanna do this anymore!"Luna: "Crap, we're screwed.")O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(Turn me into a sexy prostitute!Luna: "This pen can disguise you into whatever you want."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh! Can I write with it?"Luna: "No."Serena (Sailor Moon): "But it's a... pen."Luna: "No!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright. Turn me into a sexy prostitute!"(transforms into what was originally called "a sophisticated talent agent")Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ohh... this isn't sexy at all..."Luna: "Eww.")O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(Moon Prism Power! And make it fast! ..... I said fast!Luna: "Quick, Serena, while we're floating in mid-air! Transform!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Moon Prism Power! And make it fast!"(Serena's tranformation is shown at the pace if you were watching Sailor Moon on an overheated and really slow computer)Serena (Sailor Moon): "I said fast!")O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(Turn me into a sexy teacher!Luna: "Ok, Serena, use the Luna Pen so you can get in there."Serena (Sailor Moon): "What should I disguise myself as? A computer?"Luna: "Wow, Serena... Just wow."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oh, I know. Turn me into a sexy teacher!")O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(Turn me into a flight attendant!Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright, I'm ready to do this!"Luna: "OK, aside from the obvious fact that this is a bus, not a plane... why did you disguise yourself right in of the bad guy, where she can blatantly see you doing it?"Serena (Sailor Moon): "It makes me feel better, ok?")O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(Turn me into a sexy photographer!Serena (Sailor Moon): "We're getting on that boat, dammit!"Luna: "What?! Serena, no! That's for Sailor business!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oh, please. Did you honestly think I would never abuse the pen's power? Ha! Turn me into a sexy photographer!"Luna: "Jesus, you look like a lesbian."Serena (Sailor Moon): "At least I'm a sexy lesbian!")O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(Turn me into Princess Peach! Oh, with big boobs!Luna: "Why did you do that in the middle of the living room?")O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O((__)-----------------------------------------------------------(__)SMA Moves & Attacks:)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(Moon... Tiara-- Vaporize!Luna: "Serena, weren't you supposed to say "Moon Tiara Magic"?"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah, but apparently American children are too stupid to notice.")O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(Tiara, use your Lesbian Trapper!Luna: "How the **** did you do that?!"Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hell if I know. This show makes no sense!")O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(New Stock Footage! Moon Healing Activation!Luna: "It's not over yet. You need to turn him human again."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna, how do you know that?"Luna: "I read the manga."Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "What's a manga?"Luna: "Serena, take this."Serena (Sailor Moon): "Man, it's been over twenty episodes, and I still can't get over the fact that this stuff is coming out of your a-"Luna: "Shut up! Say "Moon Healing Activation!""Serena (Sailor Moon): "New Stock Footage! Moon Healing Activation!"

"Don't take your mom too literally. When she says "Take out the trash," don't be calling me for a date!"-Elvira

''Number one rule of anime- girls hit harder than villains.''-CaptnAwesomepatch's Abridged Kenshin

You couldn't be the Botosai... You're skinny, wimpy, frail, and if I hadn't seen Trust & Betrayal, I would have thought you were a virgin!"-Kaoru"Just as I thought, you're stupid."-Kenshin"And I know my voice is cracking up, I'm going through puberty again, dammit!"-Kaoru"He has a beard, which means he's pure evil. He also looks like Osama Benladon!"-Kaoru"That's some deep shit."-Kaoru"Number one rule of anime, kids; girls hit harder than villains."-Kenshin"My whole life just flashed before my eyes... And it really sucked."-Yahiko"Well... I don't like to toot my own horn, but... Toot!"-Kenshin""-===Kaoru: "You couldn't be the Botosai... You're skinny, wimpy, frail, and if I hadn't seen Trust & Betrayal, I would have thought you were a virgin!"Kenshin: "Wait, speaking of Trust & Betrayal, seeing as you have seen that movie, wouldn't that make me the Botosai?"Kaoru: "What?"Kenshin: "Yep... just as I thought, you're stupid."===Kenshin: "Hey, you're just in time. We just finished making doughnuts."Kaoru: "Doughnuts? Don't you mean riceballs?"Kenshin: "Blame Americanization."(Kaoru's sound effect: "CHOMP!")Kenshin: "Huh."Kaoru: "It's still rice, I just mashed it with my hands."===Kaoru: "So, Mr. Wanderer... do you got a girlfriend?"Kenshin: "Nah, I kinda stopped dating after my ex-wife."Kaoru: "Ex-wife?! How old are you anyways?"Kenshin: "That's for you to know, and me to find out!"===Yamagota: "You should show this man some proper respect. He saved the lives of many a' Imperialists with his sword."Kenshin: "Well... I don't like to toot my own horn, but... Toot! Heh heh heh."Kaoru and Yahiko: "Faggot."===============Rurouni Kenshin Abridged PARODY version:"Why am I having all these dreams about dancing sushi?"-Kaoru"Miss Kaoru? Miss Kaoru? Oh, God. It's worse than I thought... she's trying relive the 90s!"-Kenshin"Drowning yourself isn't the answer, Miss Kaoru! You might live!"-Kenshin"Now you know what happens when you f**k with Kaoru!"-Kaoru"Um, Mr. Wanderer? I'm really sorry for earlier. Hello? Bitch! I'm talking to you!"-Kaoru"My lifelong dream has always been to buy a truck and go around the neighborhood every day, spoiling everything for pedestrians nearby."-Niishiwaki"I'd think you'd learn by now that wooden swords don't work!"-Gohei"Just stop talking, Greg. Just stop stop talking."-Gohei"I'm gonna die, aren't I? If I only had one regret, it's that I was never a geisha girl."-Kaoru"Master Gohei... buy me a megaphone."-Niishiwaki"He has a beard, which means he's pure evil!"-Kaoru"Life is like a sugar cube. In the beginning, it's very sweet. But as you get deeper, it slowly disinagrates and it continues to vanish, never to be spoken of again... Just to be replaced with another."-Kenshin"God, what is this, Shojo? Kill that guy!"-Gohei"Imagine the headlines; "Average Joe, Gohei Himara, kills Legendary Manslayer - in freak sword accident!""-Gohei"Ya know, a lotta people'd consider it pretty idiotic to let a legendary killer stay in their home."-Kenshin"What are you gonna do? Beat me up with your abnormal masculinity? Oh, wait..."-Yahiko"You know, I could be having dinner the beautiful Wendy Lee right now. And I'm not just saying that because she's my English voice actor."-Yahiko"I da' know, Kaoru. I don't think ink is very edible."-Kenshin"Well, I think Hillary Clinton would have made a wonderful president."-Kaoru"Let them keep talking about politics like they know something. Sarah Clinton is hot, though."-Yahiko"You nearly gave Kenshin a concussion, but... that's not really important."-Yahiko"This is the kind of shit you can only see on PayPerView... Whatever that is."-Yahiko ===Kenshin: "I'm just a wanderer, that I am."Kaoru: "So... you're a bum."Kenshin: "Wanderer."Kaoru: "B-U-M, bum!"===Kaoru: "How did you find my house?!"Kenshin: "Good morning to you, too! We were just about to have doughnuts."Ayame or Suzume (the older one): "Now a part of a balanced breakfast!"===Kaoru: "So, Mr. Vagabond, you have a girlfriend?"Kenshin: "Well, I haven't really dated since my wife died."Kaoru: "You had a wife?! How old are you anyways?!"===Niishiwaki: "Attention, everyone! This is the Tokyo Watch Committee reminding everyone that Master Gohei is the strongest swordsman since Botosai the Manslayer. Ha hah!"(Gohei growls)Niishiwaki: "Sorry, Boss. My lifelong dream has always been to buy a truck and go around the neighborhood every day, spoiling everything for pedestrians nearby."===Gohei: "Alright... What should I do with this little chickadee first, boys?"Minion-ish Thug #1: "Let's hack off her legs, and feed 'em to the dogs!"Minion-ish Thug #2: "Let's make her watch all of Sex and the City. I have the DVDs on (blue ray?)!"(the background music stops)Minion-ish Thug #2: "Oh, aww... please?"Gohei: "Just stop talking, Greg. Just stop stop talking."===Kaoru: "Oh, crap! I thought you would dodge!"Kenshin: "I hope this doesn't become a daily routine."===Kenshin: "But it hurrrts..."Kaoru: "Ohh, stop bitching."===Kaoru: "In High School, I was known as The Juggling Champion."Yahiko: "Huh, yeah... The Champion in juggling nuts."===Yahiko: "Ok, we are living in Japan, in the 1800s. And you guys are sitting here talking about Baraque Obama... what's up with that?"Kenshin: "Don't forget about me..."Yahiko: "Oh, yeah. And you nearly gave Kenshin a concussion, but... that's not really important."===Kaoru: "Cliché anime brawl..."Kenshin: "Maybe we should stop them or something."Yahiko: "Ha! No way! This is the kind of shit you can only see on PayPerView... Whatever that is."

''Did you just run away from a girl with a wooden sword... What a pansy!''-(chuckroast1492's Rurouni Kenshin TAS) Kaoru Kamiya

''I wouldn't brandish your trademark arm at me, Elric!''-(FMAlchemist36's) Father Cornello

''Why would the producers hire such poor voice actors...''-(FMAlchemist36's) FMA The Abridged Series Edward

''What in the name of Lieutenant Havoc!''-(FMAlchemist36's) FMA The Abridged Series Edward

Arufonsa1 and MidnightDevont's Fullmetal Abridged
There's no proper way to make fun of a child seeing a mutated deformed corpse of his mother after being dismembered."-Edward {I had to add the "a" before mutated deformed corpse}"These people are all completely retarded."-Alphonse"You explain to me why you felt it was necessary to shoot a 10 year old boy in the head, and kill him, while his back was turned. I mean, dude, I don't care what god you worship, that's a straight-to-hell pass right there."-Alphonse"How did that guy get unconscious?"-Edward"What kind of leader would use religion to further his own own political needs?"-Edward"Damn you, Ed! You killed me again!"-Alphonse"Damn, how many Pokemon references are going to show up in an abridged series?"-Edward"You have blond hair, and your right arm is metal, with a long red coat. You're... you're... the 60 Billion Double Dollar Man, Vash the Stampede!"-Father Cornello"Beating up a fat old guy sounds like fun."-Alphonse"My gonads! My precious gonads..."-Edward"Now that I have taken your watch, we shall make a contract together, and your soul will be bound to mine. And then we meet a romantic end."-Father Cornello"Dude, that was pretty screwed up. Why the hell did he make me call him 'The Bandit'?"-Edward"Oh, wow, you came to abuse me and squeeze hot wet information from my muscles."-Edward"Damn yaoi fan-girls."-Father Cornello"I've been hit on by this blonde metal midget!"-Rose"Goodbye, Smokey. I'm afraid you found out... too much."-Father Cornello"Damn it! Why did I eat all those Krispy Kreme doughnuts?!"-Father Cornello"Give it up, Preist. This is the last time religion will be used to take advantage of people and exhaust them of their money and hope."-Edward"Now, to completely emasculate my brother in front of millions!"-Edward"No... you mean the show has to continue? It's not fair! It's not fair!"-Edward"Sleep with your eyes open tonight, Ed. Sleep with them open."-Alphonse===Alphonse: "Hey. Weren't we supposed'ta open with some character origin flashback?"Edward: "Yeah, but there's no proper way to make fun of a child seeing a mutated deformed corpse of his mother after being dismembered."Alphonse: "Oh, hell, I could thinka something. But it would involve a chainsaw. Or maybe a meat grinder. And a blender... with a bag of nachos."(Ed spits out the... thing, he was drinking){I had to add the "a" before mutated deformed corpse}===Edward: "Wow, that girl has a nice ass. Hey, Al, why don't you- oh, right, you're a eunuch, you won't notice."Alphonse: "I hate you so much."===Alphonse: "These people are all completely retarded."Edward: "You're right, Al. Maybe it is a miracle if he's forgetting the laws of alchemy."Alphonse: "I didn't say that."Edward: "I think so, too. We should investigate this more thoroughly to impress that girl with the nice ass."Alphonse: "What are you talking about?"Edward: "You're saying you'll pay for a room at a hotel and stay outside in the cold as I have uncontrolled wild passionate sex with a hot woman, while you look at the ground, cursing God for your fate that was dealt to you and wishing that you had proper organs to enjoy a woman's company like I can?"Alphonse: "I'll say it again; I hate you so much."===Edward: "I was reading this book 'Makeout Paradise.'"Rose: "You shouldn't speak so blasphemis in a church that isn't-"(gunshot noise)Rose: "Holy mother fucking bitch, what was that?!"===Krai: "I killed him in the name of God. And now I will do the same to you."Alphonse: "You bastard! You shot me!"Krai: "Holy crap, a talking suit of armor!"Alphonse: "No, no. We are not going on about that. You explain to me why you felt it was necessary to shoot a 10 year old boy in the head, and kill him, while his back was turned. I mean, dude, I don't care what god you worship, that's a straight-to-hell pass right there."===Edward: "Hey, how did that guy get unconscious?"Alphonse: "I showed him what was under my loincloth."===Father Cornello: "Pidget, I choose you!"Edward: "Damn, how many Pokemon references are going to show up in an abridged series?"===Father Cornello: "You have blond hair, and your right arm is metal, with a long red coat. You're... you're... the 60 Billion Double Dollar Man, Vash the Stampede!"Edward: "I'm the Full Metal Achemist, Edward Elric, you R-tard."===Edward: "Hey, Al, how did you get out of the sand?"Alphonse: "Umm... plot device?"Edward: "Works for me. Let's go kick some ass."===Edward: "Let's go kick some ass."Alphonse: "Yeah, beating up a fat old guy sounds like fun."===Father Cornello: "Now that I have taken your watch, we shall make a contract together, and your soul will be bound to mine. And then we meet a romantic end, but beautiful in each other's arms."Edward: "Okay... That's just gross."===Edward: "You're pretty smart to get an army of religious drones that will follow your every whim."Father Cornello: "I don't care about all that. I'm just using my power to take advantage of women who have lost loved ones and are in a vulnerable position. It makes them open to suggestions. So I use that to have sex with them in a very uncomfortable place."Edward: "What, like the back of a Volkswagon?"Father Cornello: "No. More like- hey, is that a microphone? Oh, fudge monkey."===Edward: "Time to give it up, Preist. This is the last time religion will be used to take advantage of people and exhaust them of their money and hope."Alphonse: "Yeah, right. Not in this anime."===Edward: "Now, to completely emasculate my brother in front of millions!"Alphonse: "I hate you, Ed."===Edward: "What's that, Al? You think we should return my body normal first because my automail is a total burden, even though it gets me so many hot chicks? Thanks, Al."Alphonse: "Sleep with your eyes open tonight, Ed. Sleep with them open."

Rurouni Kenshin Abridged version: "You couldn't be the Botosai... You're skinny, wimpy, frail, and if I hadn't seen Trust & Betrayal, I would have thought you were a virgin!"-Kaoru "Just as I thought, you're stupid."-Kenshin "And I know my voice is cracking up, I'm going through puberty again, dammit!"-Kaoru "He has a beard, which means he's pure evil. He also looks like Osama Benladon!"-Kaoru "That's some deep shit."-Kaoru "Number one rule of anime, kids; girls hit harder than villains."-Kenshin "My whole life just flashed before my eyes... And it really sucked."-Yahiko "Well... I don't like to toot my own horn, but... Toot!"-Kenshin ""- === Kaoru: "You couldn't be the Botosai... You're skinny, wimpy, frail, and if I hadn't seen Trust & Betrayal, I would have thought you were a virgin!" Kenshin: "Wait, speaking of Trust & Betrayal, seeing as you have seen that movie, wouldn't that make me the Botosai?" Kaoru: "What?" Kenshin: "Yep... just as I thought, you're stupid." === Kenshin: "Hey, you're just in time. We just finished making doughnuts." Kaoru: "Doughnuts? Don't you mean riceballs?" Kenshin: "Blame Americanization." (Kaoru's sound effect: "CHOMP!") Kenshin: "Huh." Kaoru: "It's still rice, I just mashed it with my hands." === Kaoru: "So, Mr. Wanderer... do you got a girlfriend?" Kenshin: "Nah, I kinda stopped dating after my ex-wife." Kaoru: "Ex-wife?! How old are you anyways?" Kenshin: "That's for you to know, and me to find out!" === Yamagota: "You should show this man some proper respect. He saved the lives of many a' Imperialists with his sword." Kenshin: "Well... I don't like to toot my own horn, but... Toot! Heh heh heh." Kaoru and Yahiko: "Faggot." === === === === === Rurouni Kenshin Abridged PARODY version: "Why am I having all these dreams about dancing sushi?"-Kaoru "Miss Kaoru? Miss Kaoru? Oh, God. It's worse than I thought... she's trying relive the 90s!"-Kenshin "Drowning yourself isn't the answer, Miss Kaoru! You might live!"-Kenshin "Now you know what happens when you f**k with Kaoru!"-Kaoru "Um, Mr. Wanderer? I'm really sorry for earlier. Hello? Bitch! I'm talking to you!"-Kaoru "My lifelong dream has always been to buy a truck and go around the neighborhood every day, spoiling everything for pedestrians nearby."-Niishiwaki "I'd think you'd learn by now that wooden swords don't work!"-Gohei "Just stop talking, Greg. Just stop stop talking."-Gohei "I'm gonna die, aren't I? If I only had one regret, it's that I was never a geisha girl."-Kaoru "Master Gohei... buy me a megaphone."-Niishiwaki "He has a beard, which means he's pure evil!"-Kaoru "Life is like a sugar cube. In the beginning, it's very sweet. But as you get deeper, it slowly disinagrates and it continues to vanish, never to be spoken of again... Just to be replaced with another."-Kenshin "God, what is this, Shojo? Kill that guy!"-Gohei "Imagine the headlines; "Average Joe, Gohei Himara, kills Legendary Manslayer - in freak sword accident!""-Gohei "Ya know, a lotta people'd consider it pretty idiotic to let a legendary killer stay in their home."-Kenshin "What are you gonna do? Beat me up with your abnormal masculinity? Oh, wait..."-Yahiko "You know, I could be having dinner the beautiful Wendy Lee right now. And I'm not just saying that because she's my English voice actor."-Yahiko "I da' know, Kaoru. I don't think ink is very edible."-Kenshin "Well, I think Hillary Clinton would have made a wonderful president."-Kaoru "Let them keep talking about politics like they know something. Sarah Clinton is hot, though."-Yahiko "You nearly gave Kenshin a concussion, but... that's not really important."-Yahiko "This is the kind of shit you can only see on PayPerView... Whatever that is."-Yahiko ""- === Kenshin: "I'm just a wanderer, that I am." Kaoru: "So... you're a bum." Kenshin: "Wanderer." Kaoru: "B-U-M, bum!" === Kaoru: "How did you find my house?!" Kenshin: "Good morning to you, too! We were just about to have doughnuts." Ayame or Suzume (the older one): "Now a part of a balanced breakfast!" === Kaoru: "So, Mr. Vagabond, you have a girlfriend?" Kenshin: "Well, I haven't really dated since my wife died." Kaoru: "You had a wife?! How old are you anyways?!" === Niishiwaki: "Attention, everyone! This is the Tokyo Watch Committee reminding everyone that Master Gohei is the strongest swordsman since Botosai the Manslayer. Ha hah!" (Gohei growls) Niishiwaki: "Sorry, Boss. My lifelong dream has always been to buy a truck and go around the neighborhood every day, spoiling everything for pedestrians nearby." === Gohei: "Alright... What should I do with this little chickadee first, boys?" Minion-ish Thug #1: "Let's hack off her legs, and feed 'em to the dogs!" Minion-ish Thug #2: "Let's make her watch all of Sex and the City. I have the DVDs on (blue ray?)!" (the background music stops) Minion-ish Thug #2: "Oh, aww... please?" Gohei: "Just stop talking, Greg. Just stop stop talking." === Kaoru: "Oh, crap! I thought you would dodge!" Kenshin: "I hope this doesn't become a daily routine." === Kenshin: "But it hurrrts..." Kaoru: "Ohh, stop bitching." === Kaoru: "In High School, I was known as The Juggling Champion." Yahiko: "Huh, yeah... The Champion in juggling nuts." === Yahiko: "Ok, we are living in Japan, in the 1800s. And you guys are sitting here talking about Baraque Obama... what's up with that?" Kenshin: "Don't forget about me..." Yahiko: "Oh, yeah. And you nearly gave Kenshin a concussion, but... that's not really important." === Kaoru: "Cliché anime brawl..." Kenshin: "Maybe we should stop them or something." Yahiko: "Ha! No way! This is the kind of shit you can only see on PayPerView... Whatever that is."

Wake up, or else I'll make you a grunt!"-Writer"That's it. I'm buying them headphones next time."-Raww La Cruse"There seems to be a lot of dying over there."-Natarle"Do you always chase blonds down dark alleys?"-Cagalli"Yeah, that's... definitally the opposite of what I said."-Kira"A new ship? So what? It's nothing more than a big target." *as in ANY abridged series, he turns out to be completely wrong* "Mental note: Apparently I can't hit ships. But surely I can hit a stationary gundam!"-Raww La Cruse"Wow... We're really getting screwed on air time, aren't we?"-Neuman"Since when do lackeys have air time?"-Natarle"Lieutenant Ramius? We're glad that you're alive!"-Natarle"My name is Lieutenant Mwu La Flagga, and my motto is making the impossible possible."-Mwu"If my stereotypes are correct, then you must be the main character."-MwuYou're gonna die like the rest of them... I mean, victorious. We're gonna be victorious!"-Raww"Even though we have four perfectly working Gundams, we're gonna play it smart and fight with JINNs."-Raww"Just avoid anyone with a bigger sword than you."-Raww"Oh, great time to apply logic."-Kira"Oh, I don't know, maybe they're here for some chips and porn... No! They're gonna kill us!"-Mwu"Are you trying to shoot down a mobile suit with ship lasers? Has that ever worked?"-Murrue"Dammit, why can't I hit anything?!"-Miguel"Huh. Is that Athrun? Flashback says yes."-Kira""-""-""-""-""-""-"He wanted to... abridge... an abridge? Man, what's the world coming to?"-Kira"Does no one realize bad things happen every time she talks?"-(chubby minor char. crewman)"We have to wait until we can confirm your identity, Mwu La Flagga."-Artemis's lead filler villain "Well... the title of the episode is called 'Vanishing Gundam', so I'm guessing it has something to do with that."-Dearka"Man, this is, like, such a lame episode."-Izeak""-"What is with males and dead things?"-Murrue"My, all you people have normal colored hair. This isn't a ZAFT ship."-Lacus"So, do you have any idea why you were in the box?"-Mwu"Hahhh... Insert randomly stupid Haro quote... Haro."-Haro"Aw God, not black-and-white again. Come on, the last time this happened, a guy with a knife came at me."-Kira"I'll peirce your heavens with my drill!"-Kira"What the f*** was that about? Haro."-Haro"Lacus, why do I think you signed my death warrant?"-Athrun"Well, it's certainly been a while since I last piloted. And what better way than to start with a massacre?"-Raww La Cruse ===Writer: "Hello, and thank you for watching Gundam Abridged. Today on the first episode, we will- what the...? Kira. Kira, we're on. Wake up!"Kira: "Nah-nuh... Five more minutes."Writer: "Wake up, or else I'll make you a grunt!"Kira: "Alright, alright, I'm up!"===Athrun: "Kira... can you make a promise to me?"Kira: "Sure, Athrun. What is it?"Athrun: "Promise me you won't join the Earth Federation, kidnap girls, don't fight me to the death in some mega-battle royale."Kira: "Uhh..."===Cagalli: "Do you always chase blonds down dark alleys?"Kira: "Uhh... is that a trick question?"Cagalli: "How is that a trick question?"===Izeak: "Dude, like, check it out. There's all these buttons and knobs, man. I wonder what they do?"Dearka: "Oh, I guess the standard... like moving, and shooting. Seriously, did you expect some sort of easy button that said "Hey! A massacre! PUSH!" Why, back in basic training, we had to do this blindfolded with-"Izeak: "Huh huh huh... Found it."Dearka: "Then again, I forgot the Federation are pretty much idiots in the first place."===Cagalli: "Oh, good. We finally found a shelter."Kira: "Of course. I have a good sense of direction."Cagalli: "Actually, it took us this long because of your direction."===Neuman: "Wow... We're really getting screwed on air time, aren't we?"Natarle: "Since when do lackeys have air time?"===Mwu: "By the way, my name is Lieutenant Mwu La Flagga, and my motto is making the impossible possible."Kira: "Wow. Who came up with that?"Mwu: "Someone who's seen one too many Tom Cruise movies... as you can tell by the first episode."Writer: "I do not!"Murre: "What was that?"Writer: "Uhh, nothing."===Kira: "Uh... yes, can I help you?"Mwu: "If my stereotypes are correct, then you must be the main character."Kira: "That's correct, but... how?"Mwu: "A young boy, in a mobile suit, winning his first battle, in an unorthodox way? What else could you be?"Natarle: "Wouldn't a ZAFT spy make more sense?"Mwu: "Wow, who hired her?"===Raww: "Alright, so I had some set-backs when dealing with that mobile suit, but we're going to be prepared for Round 2! Even though we have four perfectly working Gundams, we're gonna play it smart and fight with JINNs."Miguel: "Uhhh, I'm gonna have ta take a rain check on that."Raww: "Your check's been bounced. You're gonna die like the rest of them... I mean, victorious. We're gonna be victorious!"===Miguel: "Uhhh, I'm gonna have ta take a rain check on that."Raww: "Your check's been bounced."===Murrue: "Kira, I know this must be a difficult request, but... we need you to pilot the Gundam for us."Kira: "Alright. Where do I launch?"Murrue: "I know this must go against your ideals and- wait, what? Can you... repeat that?"Kira: "I'm a Japanese boy. What did you think I was gonna say?"===Kira: "Why is there a gigantic sword, anyway?"Writer: "That's a sword specifically designed to fight ships."Kira: "Doesn't the beam cannon accomplish the exact same thing, only... better? Why don't you just give me a beam pistol instead of boomerangs, like Exca from Gundam double O?" (pronunciation for Gundam 00)Writer: "Because that show didn't exactly exist yet."Kira: "Oh, great time to apply logic."===Mwu: "It looks like ZAFT reinforcements. Get ready!"Natarle: "Oo! I wonder what they're here for?"Mwu: "Oh, I don't know, maybe they're here for some chips and porn... No! They're gonna kill us!"===Mwu: "Ahh, screw this. Gimme control of the ship cannons."Murrue: "Are you trying to shoot down a mobile suit with ship lasers? Has that ever worked?"Mwu: "Hey, I can make the impossible possible."Murrue: "That's definitely the biggest load of bull-"*and then the ship laser destroys the JINN*Mwu: "Wow. That actually worked."Natarle: "Uhh... the colony's starting to fall apart."Mwu: "Who cares about that? I just shot down a mobile suit with ship lasers."===Natarle: "Uhh... the colony's starting to fall apart."Mwu: "Who cares about that? I just shot down a mobile suit with ship lasers."===Athrun: "Kira! That really is you, isn't it, Kira?"Kira: "Oh. Hey, Athr-"Athrun: "Do you not know what a childhood promise is? Did you even listen to me for one second?"Kira: "There was a big... giant... birdie."===Athrun: "Didn't the Writer wanna abridge the movie?"Kira: "He wanted to... abridge... an abridge? Man, what's the world coming to?"Writer: "I'm right here, you know!"===Murrue: "Well... I heard of warm welcomes, but this is bit to hot even for me."Natarle: "How is this in any way a warm welcome?"Artemis's lead filler villain: "You've never been to a frat. house, have you?"===Fllay: "Woaw... They really wanna make this place safe, don't they?"(a bunch of soldiers with guns enter the room, completed by the accompanying sound of removing their safety-locks)(chubby minor char. crewman): "Does no one realize bad things happen every time she talks?"===Artemis's lead filler villain: "Haven't you ever wondered why we were never breached, ever, in this war?"Mwu: "Because this base offers no strategic value whatsoever."===Dearka: "Yeah, so I can't frickin' figure out why this place has a shield. I mean, c'mon, it's in the middle of nowhere. What the hell are you protecting?"Izeak: "Li-i-ike, what a lame base. It's only impentrable because no one bothered trying to attack it."Dearka: "I mean, c'mon, they're protecting something. It's gotta be porn."===Artemis's lead filler villain: "Alright, I'm gonna ask this once; who's the pilot of the Gundam?"Artemis's second "important" officer: "Please answer him. I don't wann stick with this idiot any longer."===Artemis's lead filler villain: "(black-haired cutie crewman): "Artemis's lead filler villain: "===Artemis's lead filler villain: "Kira: "Exactly what kinda logic led you to believe that?"Artemis's lead filler villain: "Kira: "Artemis's lead filler villain: "Kira: "Artemis's lead filler villain: "Kira: "Wait, you think I'm too young? But you thought the girl was the pilot. Boy, you're ten kinds of stupid, aren't you?"===Artemis's lead filler villain: "That strength... and reflexes... you must be a coordinator!"Artemis's second "important" officer: "Sir, if beating you up means you're a coordinater, then my 12-year-old niece is also one."Artemis's lead filler villain: "Ok, for the record, your niece is a dirty, dirty fighter."
"It was either an interesting musical metaphor for sex, or the most disturbing way you can spend time with your chicken sandwich."-Lelouch"So this is what Hannibal Lector would look like if he was an anime girl."-Lelouch"Time for you to die, so I can go back to my lunch break."-Suzaku's Unit Commander"No worries. I'll just kill him, since he's standing right there... Alright, seriously, do I need to wait in line to kill this guy?"-Suzaku's Unit Commander"You get special powers... after all, this is anime."-C2"You know, the sad part is, that gave more information to me than the actual anime."-Lelouch===Unnamed Terrorist Driver: "I'm... re-enacting my favorite scene from Batman Begins."Kallen: "Oo, does Batman crash into a building too?"Unnamed Terrorist Driver: "An... Asian Batman would."===Jeremiah: "Alright boys, playtime is over. It's time to make them stroke my penis!"Unit Grunt: "Uh, sir? Don't you mean you 'ego'?"Jeremiah: "Listen, innuendos take way too long to explain, and this is an abridge series; so we're just gonna have to be hard and blunt about everything."(same) Unit Grunt: "Uh, sir-"Jeremiah: "That wasn't an innuendo!"===Suzaku's Unit Commander: "Alright, what point of "holding the the girl down" don't you understand?"Random Unit Soldier: "Sorry, Sir, it's just that we're anime male characters."Suzaku's Unit Commander: "Oh, right, I forgot. Everyone's a virgin here, aren't they?"===Lelouch: "Ummm... What's going on here?"C2: "You get special powers... after all, this is anime."Lelouch: "With robots?"C2: "Whatever pulls in the ratings."

''Heh heh. Poking is fun.''-Random Village Weirdo from FMAlchemist36's FMA The Abridged Series

''Wow, he does have a big chin.''-(FMAlchemist36's) FMA The Abridged Series Edward

''I'm going to add to my cliched evil villain persona by locking you in an easily escapable cell with no guard.''-(FMAlchemist36's) FMA The Abridged Series Father Cornello

''I shouldn't have stolen the key, but I had to prove Ed wrong at the risk of tramatizing myself.''-(FMAlchemist36's) FMA The Abridged Series Rose

''Wow, this girl's crazy. No point in letting her live then.''-(FMAlchemist36's) FMA The Abridged Series Father Cornello

''My mutated chicken! Despite the fact you can barely walk, I want you to rip the flesh off her skin!''-(FMAlchemist36's) FMA The Abridged Series Father Cornello

''Enough of these psychological torture.''-(FMAlchemist36's) FMA The Abridged Series Father Cornello

Father Cornello''What the hell are you doing here!'' Lust''I'm just here to make random appearances with some fat guy in tights, while hinting at a larger story that will continue to episode 51.'' Cornello''No, what are you doing in my bedroom.''_FMAlchemist36'sFMA Abridged

''For the last time, I'm not a f---ing robot! I'm a real boy!''-Alphonse ''What, like in the fan fics...''-Edward ''Ok, I'm a f---ing robot.''-Alphonse_FMAlchemist36'sFMA Abridged

'''He'll help you. And by help, I mean he'll let you use his books, but he'll offer no useful information whatsoever.''-Mustang ''Yeahh, that's kinda what we were expecting.''-Edward_FMAlchemist36'sFMA Abridged

''Oh, dear lord. Who taught the child how to speak!''-Edward ''I think it was the dog.''-Alphonse_FMAlchemist36'sFMA Abridged

Did you just run away from a girl with a wooden sword? What a pansy!"-Kaoru Kamiya from chuckroast1492's Rurouni Kenshin the Abridged Series

Quotes from Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Spoofs:****************************************************************Voice Quirks:+Koenma's voice sounds identical to Shaggy's from Scooby Doo+Reiko's voice sounds identical to the actual voice of Hiei in the original dub show (please remember that this guy is only in the second YYH movie, where no one I can think of has the same voice as they originally did)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"My useless character senses are tingling."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Go f**k a toaster, Urameshi!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Mummy-Cyclops mad! Mummy-Cyclops no like Chris Crocker!"- Mummy-Cyclops, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Oh, come now, just because I'm the most intelligent member of this team doesn't always mean you have to your questions towards me."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I like muffins!"-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Have you ever watched a dub of an anime, and then watched a completely different dub of the same show and thought it didn't sound right? Well, the energies of the Netherworld do that pretty much, except it also affects the person's character."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Hey, gimme back my body! I need that to beat people up, like other positive role models!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Alright; fists? Check. Spirit Gun? Check. Okay, now let's raid this... hospital? Alright, whatever."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Look out, Yusuke, those guys are pushing her around and treating her like dirt. Looks like you have some competition after all."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Why do I have the sudden urge to re-kill Urameshi?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Well, I suppose I should give you some inane moral test in order to make me look like an ass, and have you prove yourselves to any following spirits of former rivals you may have. Let's see... I got it! You're not allowed to fight for an entire week. And you must make more that 50 points on our next test... which is still technically failing, but we have very low standards here."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"And they said those child-stalking classes were a waste of money."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Man, I really need to find something better to do with my free time. Maybe I'll take up knitting."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"How does it feel to be beaten up by a possessed girl?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I swear to ass, I'm gonna kick your God."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Logic and anime don't mix. You know that, Yusuke."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Good news, Suiichi. Thanks to whatever the hell I just did, your mother has recovered one hundred percent. You'll get your bill in the mail."-random doctor, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"For the last time, I'm not gay. I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs... Wait! I mean...!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Yes. Now that I have the Artifacts of Darkness, I can use their power to get my show back!" (pause) "And murder people."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Well, at least I'll die without regrets. Oh, wait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Ah! My eye! My doctor told me not to get blood in it!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"You're welcome. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bleed somewhere."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Man, I suck at this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"And now, for a brief moment of hubris before killing you." (Yusuke's spirit gun blast hits Hiei from behind) "How did I not see that coming?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I'm going to kill you. But first, I'm going to take off my shirt!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Now you are completely under my control, Hiei! How many people wish they could say that, hm? But I digress. Kill your friends!"-Reiko, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I'll be fine, once I get my dragon back."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Right. I'm confused as hell right now, so I'm just gonna go fight."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Great. I'm alone until dawn. What the hell can an all-powerful Netherworld God do to pass the time in this damn city?"-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Let me guess, all these sites are conveniently located in one city in Japan."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"So like I was telling Ted the other day, for a job where all ya really gotta do is break a few shrines, the perks are pretty sweet."-Random Pointless Demon, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Ahh! My body's all weak and floaty!"(a growing purple light starts at Hinageshi's feet) "Ooo... pretty." (the light starts to envelope her body) "Uh-oh! Bad touch."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Oh, fine, let's just postpone our plans to bring back the Netherworld so you can go take a friggin' nap!"-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"This is why we're going to die."-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"As soon as I dislodge this parking break from my spine, I'm gonna kick your ass."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"You know, I must say, this has been conveniently uneventful."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Good idea. Who doesn't enjoy a good Star Wars larp."-Majari, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Alright! This must the Heart site. Time to save the world, just long as I don't get distrac- oo, bubbles."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Heh heh heh heh... That's right, I just kicked the crap out of a 12-year-old!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"If you think I'm as stupid as Kuwabara, you're wrong! I'm a whole new kind of stupid! Waait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Amnesia fading!"-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Hey Kurama, check it out, I'm a blood fountain. Oh, and ruuuuun!"-Kuronue, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Nobody remembers Chin Po!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Just tell me one thing; do your fighting skills match your rapping skills?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Farts are funny, heh heh. Peep."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I'm off. I must... wander."-Chin Po, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"The Earth Site's been destroyed, and now it's leaking out Netherworld energy. If the other four sites are broken, then the Netherworld can be reformed. Can I have a pretzel?"-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"You're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Seriously, do you even know how to read that ma- is that a coloring book?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"On the plus side, she stopped talking."-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I figured she'd either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of them."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"There are five Elemental Sites in the Human World that seals the Netherworld's power. And they represent Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. It's a lot like summoning Captain Planet. Only instead of Captain Planet, it's the Netherworld, and instead of fighting pollution, it kills people."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Quit your damn soliloquizing. We're going."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I dislike you with great intensity."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"That was... the worst pun... ever."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Just saying, you demons really don't like clothes."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Oh, f*** all of you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Your overconfidence is your weakness."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Now all he has to do is study until he's not completely retarded."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"It's anime law. Any character who's in a series for more than five episodes is going to have a back-story."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"You're just afraid of being killed, you big baby."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I like my way of saying it better."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Welcome to Japan, everything's f**cked up here."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"He sure has a lot of blood."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Holy sh*t. You took his head clean off."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Or she could just be ass-retarded."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Yakumo, the Netherworld King, eventually became bored, and made war with the Spirit World."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Kuwabara, why are you just standing there? Do something!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"When you get to Spirit World, tell Koenma I said 'f**k you!'"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Why is it everybody always stares at me when I walk through a door?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Wow! That guy has horns! I could make a real bad pun right here, but I'll choose not to."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Wow, I'm gone for three days, and Kuwabara's already getting picked on by some freak with horns. Shocker."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"They call me Yusuke. And this is called kicking your ass! That was a kick-ass one-liner. I'm gonna have to write that one down."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Welp, time for plan Get-the-f**k-out-of-here."-Thug possessed by Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Heh heh heh... Nothing can stop me now! Aah! A pot hole! My one weakness!"-Thug possessed by Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Well that was fun. Now where's his wallet?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"By George! It stunk in there."-Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Here's a tip: Try not to fly in circles."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Damn it, I hate Spirit World."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Well, if they can kill your father's A team, then what the hell can I do about it? I mean, what do you expect me to do, yell at them til they give it back? I mean, I know I'm good at yelling, but-"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Well I was just thinking, that now that we all got what we want, we should go our seperate ways. Toodles."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Damn, what did I do to make him leave? Was it my breath? Did I not kill enough people?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"My poems are gold, you ass! Have you never seen my show on DTV, Demon Television?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"That's the last time I play soccer in the street..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Oh, come on! 'Surprised To Be Dead'? Of course I'm surprised to be dead! No wonder Cartoon Network dropped this show with titles like that."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Hey, give me back my body! I need that to beat people up like other positive role models!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Does anyone want to explain to me why there's a giant talking rock?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Anyone else getting kind of a deliverance sort of vibe?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Where the hell is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, that's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Check it out, I'm a blood fountain."-Kuronue, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Of course, there always has to be a conflict."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"You know, I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Oh, boy. A Micheal Jackson joke. How original."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Great. Now I have retard in surround sound."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Now that's what I call flower power." (pause) "Shut up, Urameshi."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"No! No more laugh track."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"If you make one more stupid comparative joke, I'm going to kill you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"May I please kill him now?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"And so, another crisis is averted. But how does Yusuke get his body back? Find out... sometime, on Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged."-Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Narrator===George: "Master Koenma, we have a big problem!"Koenma: "I'll say we do, dude! The power went out, and now the only TV that's working is this one! And I can't change the friggin' channel, man! I can't get anything; no topless car washing, topless volleyball, PBS... Nothing!George: "Um, Sir... That's a window."Koenma: "Dude, I don't care who made it, just fix it."===Yusuke: "Just great, now it's it's starting to rain."(an unconcious girl with tattered clothes falls toward the roof)Yusuke: "Huh? Alright! Now this is my kind of rai- Oh. It's just Botan. Wake up!"Botan: "Yusuke, Spirit World is in danger. You have to find Hinageshi, and hurry, or I'll... die"Yusuke: "That raises so many questions I don't even know where to start. One, who's Hinageshi? Two, what happened? Three, how can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?! And, of course, let's not forget four, why should I give a damn?!"===Kuwabara: "So you really left Botan with Keiko?"Yusuke: "Yeah. I figured she would either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of 'em."===Kuwabara: "Where the hell are we going, Urameshi?"Yusuke: "I un'no, but something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."===Kuwabara: "My useless character senses are tingling."Yusuke: "If they're on you, shouldn't they be going off 24/7?"===Kuwabara: "You're kidding me! You mean Botan actually made it all the way here with Keiko?!"Genkai: "Yeah, I found the stupid bitch trying to bury her in my forest."===Kuwabara: "What's the Netherworld?"Kurama: "Oh, come now, just because I'm the most intelligent member of this team doesn't always mean you have to your questions towards me. Why don't you ask Genkai, right Genkai?"Genkai: "Go f**k yourself."Kurama: "Sigh."Hinageshi: "Oo! I can do it, let me tell em!"Kurama: "Very well then, much appreciated."Hinageshi: "Ok, so... um. This one time, there was this guy, and he was all like, evil and mean and stuff, and he was all like, gurr, I'm the king of the Nethar Wurld, gerr I hate Sprit World and he was all like gonna take over the SPirut werld, but then king Enmuh was all like-"Kurama: "Nevermind, I'll do it. Anyway, the Netherworld once co-existed alongside the Human World, Demon World, and Spirit World thousands of years ago."Yusuke: "Bet that takes you back, doesn't it, grandma? ARHH!"Genkai: "Continue."Kurama: "Yakumo, the Netherworld King, eventually became bored, and made war with the Spirit World in an effort to corrupt it. But King Enma managed to banish the evil king, and seal away the power of the Netherworld."===Yusuke: "You keep saying 'corrupt.' What do you mean?"Kurama: "Have you ever watched a dub of an anime, and then watched a completely different dub of the same show and thought it didn't sound right? Well, the energies of the Netherworld do that pretty much, except it also affects the person's character."Kuwabara: "Well, I guess that explains what's wrong with Hinageshi then, doesn't it?"Hinageshi: "I like muffins!"Kurama: "Or she could just be ass-retarded."===(screen shows Yusuke's point-blank Spirit Gun/Fingerbang shot to Goki's head)Botan: "Holy sh*t. You took his head clean off."Yusuke: "I'd call it an improvement."Botan: "He sure has a lot of blood."(gushing sound)Yusuke: "Not anymore."===Koenma: "Let's see how my new Spirit Detective's doin'."Yusuke: "Aah, I can't feel my legs."Koenma: "Dammit."===Botan: "Well, Yusuke, how are you doing?"Yusuke: "How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."===Yusuke: "This Spirit Detective job sucks. I mean, seriously, what am I getting out of this anyway?"Botan: "Your own gratification that you made the world safe from demons."Yusuke: "Dammit."===Kuwabara: "You can't do that! It's un-American!"Mr. Akashi: "Welcome to Japan, everything's f**cked up here."===Botan: "Yusuke! Why would you give him three days?"Yusuke: "I don't know. I guess I trust him, I guess."Botan: "No you don't. You're just afraid of being killed, you big baby."Yusuke: "I like my way of saying it better."===Yusuke: "So what exactly are we doing here?"Kurama: "This is the hospital where my human mother, Shiori, is staying."Yusuke: "Human mother? I thought you were a demon."Kurama: "I am. And yet, I'm not."Yusuke: "Aw, crap. Here comes the back-story."Kurama: "Sorry, Yusuke, it's anime law. Any character who's in a series for more than five episodes is going to have a back-story. Anyway, before I came to Human World, I was known as Yoko, the spirit fox. Unfortunately, during a Naruto cosplay gone horribly wrong, I was mortally wounded and forced to take refuge in the Human World. I took up the guise of Suiichi Minamino, and waited for my energy to recover so I could return to Demon World. But then something happened. My Mother became deathly ill."Yusuke: "What does she have?"Kurama: "Piccoloitis."Yusuke: "Huh?"Kurama: "It's a very rare ailment that causes normally evil people to change their ways, and care about something weaker than them."===Kuwabara: "Well guys, I'm gonna go home and study from tomorrow's test. I'm gonna take this way back to save time. See ya."The Kuwabara cronie with actual hair: "Uh, Kuwabara, doesn't that path lead right past those guys we just beat up?"Kuwabara: "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure they've forgotten by now."Yusuke: "Wow. Is he really that stupid?"Botan: "Yep."===Yusuke: "Well, at least now all he has to do is study until he's not completely retarded."Kuwabara: (viewing a shelf of books) "What the hell are these things?"Yusuke: "He's doomed."===Botan: "It seems they're gonna let Kurama off with just a warning."Yusuke: "What do you mean, 'a warning'? Why would they do that?"Botan: "Well he didn't really do any harm, and he did give the mirror back."Yusuke: "Well, I guess that makes sense. Aside from the fact that he broke into the Spirit World vault, killed who-knows how many guards, and provided two powerful items to two powerful demons who don't intend to give them back."===Yusuke: "You Spirit World people really piss me off. I mean, I almost got killed trying to get that ball back from that ogre-"Botan: "Goki."Yusuke: "And who knows what that other guy-"Botan: "Hiei."Yusuke: "I don't care what their names are!"===Yusuke: "Don't you get it? Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"Botan: "You're kidding... right?"===Yusuke: "Wait, you're Hiei? You're like four foot nothin'."Botan: "With his hair."Hiei: "Hrrr... Haven't you ever heard the expression "size doesn't matter"?Yusuke: "Well, that's just what girls say to their boyfriends who have really small-"Botan: "Yusuke!"Yusuke: "What? It's true."===Hiei: "Can't you see how outmatched you are?"Yusuke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."Hiei: "And your faith in your friends is yours."Yusuke: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm the only fighter here."Hiei: "I know, but I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."===Hiei: "Fine, you cocky bastard, maybe it's time I showed you my full power."(Hiei throws away his cloak as an attempt at dramatic effect)Yusuke: "Why do you have to take off your shirt?"Hiei: "Why not?"Yusuke: "Just saying, you demons really don't like clothes."===(Kurama takes sword thrust meant for Yusuke in his stomach)Kurama: "Ow."Yusuke: "Kurama, what the hell are you doing?"Hiei: "Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."===Yusuke: "I guess that's what they call eye-rony."Hiei: "That was... the worst pun... ever."===Yusuke: "So how ya doin' Kurama?"Kurama: "I really need to go to the hospital. I'm losing a lot of blood."Yusuke: "That's right, hang in there, Champ."Kurama: "I dislike you with great intensity."===Kuwabara: "Why'd it get so foggy all of a sudden?"Kurama: "I believe I know why."Hinageshi: "Oo! Is it pirates?"Kurama: "No."Hinageshi: "Aliens?"Kurama: "No."Hinageshi: "Kuronue?"Kurama: "Nc- wait, what?"===False Kuronue: "It's time we finished what we started by that shrine."Kurama: "You know, we could have finished it right then and there, if you hadn't run away."False Kuronue: "Silence, Kurama. That was a tactical retreat."Kurama: "How was that tactical? I was on my knees, and you could have plowed that steel into my face and finished it then."Kuwabara: "Wait, what are they talking about?"===Kurama: "Kuronue, I never properly thanked you for your sacrifice. And it's at this time that I'd-"Hiei: "Quit your damn soliloquizing. We're going."Kurama: "Hiei... f*** off."Hiei: "Whatever. But you better hurry up. Wins a fight, thinks he's invincible..."Kurama: "Anyway, Kuronue, I-"Yusuke: "Kurama! Hurry up!"Kurama: "Oh, f*** all of you."===Kurama: "Oh, there you are, Hiei. Are you alright?"Hiei: "I'll be fine, once I get my dragon back."(Darkness Dragon comes home to Hiei's left arm)Hiei: "Nope, didn't help."(Hiei drops like a stone)Yusuke: "Hiei!"Kuwabara: "Is he gonna be ok?"Kurama: "Say something, Hiei!"Hinageshi: "Peep."Hiei: "Say that again, and I'll f***ing murder you!"Yusuke: "Yep, he's fine. Let's keep moving."===Kurama: "Are you sure it's wise to hold him like that?"Kuwabara: "Ah, he's out cold. Waz he gonna care?"Hiei: "I am not! Put me down or I'll kill you!"Kuwabara: "Oh, come on, Hiei, you're dead on your feet. Besides, it's not like I'm gonna drop you."Hiei: "Yeah, like I trust you after what happened earlier!"Kuwabara: "Oh, how was I supposed to know you were up there? Seriously, who stands on the top of a tree?"Hiei: "Who punches down a tree?"(long sigh from Kurama)===Yusuke: "You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"Yakuma: "That's nice."===Genkai: "If they already took down Spirit World, why did they come here?"Hinageshi: "Five Elemental Sites!"Genkai: "I beg your pardon?"Hinageshi: "There are five Elemental Sites in the Human World that seals the Netherworld's power. And they represent Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. It's a lot like summoning Captain Planet. Only instead of Captain Planet, it's the Netherworld, and instead of fighting pollution, it kills people."===Kurama: "Hiei, have you been drinking again?"Hiei: "No!"(semi-long pause)Hiei: "Alright, a little. Shut up!"===Yusuke: "Alright, so all we have to do is get to the Elemental Sites before the bad guys and we'll be just fine. So let's get goin'."Kuwabara: "But it's dark out!"Yusuke: "Fine. I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."===Kuwabara: "So you really left Botan with Keiko?"Yusuke: "Yeah. I figured she'd either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of them."===Yakumo: "Yes... This place is perfect for ressurrecting the Netherworld. All we have to do is destroy the Elemental Sites and take back what was stolen from us. We can be Gods once again by dawn!"Majari: "But I'm tired!"Yakumo: "Oh, fine, let's just postpone our plans to bring back the Netherworld so you can go take a friggin' nap!"Majari: "Thanks, Boss."(his three minions leave)Yakumo: "Wait, I was being sarca-"(Yakumo sighs)Yakumo: "This is why we're going to die."===Yusuke: "Okay, Hinageshi, we've been running around this city for THREE HOURS now! Do you have any idea where we're going?"Kuwabara: "Seriously, do you even know how to read that ma- is that a coloring book?"Hinageshi: "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep."===Hinageshi: "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep. Earth Site go boom."Yusuke: "What?"Hinageshi: "Peep."(a big purple explosion occurs)Yusuke: "Oh, come on! What the hell is that?"Hinageshi: "The Earth Site's been destroyed, and now it's leaking out Netherworld energy. If the other four sites are broken, then the Netherworld can be reformed. Can I have a pretzel?"Yusuke: "No. Not before we save the world."Hinageshi: "But I want a pretzel."Kurama: "Later. For now, we have to split up. Yusuke, you head for the Fire Site. Kuwabara, you take care of Heart. As for me, I'll deal with Water."Kuwabara: "Hey! Why am I stuck with Heart?"Yusuke: "'Cause you're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."Kuwabara: "Fair enough."===Hinageshi: "Can I have a pretzel?"Yusuke: "No. Not before we save the world."Hinageshi: "But I want a pretzel."Kurama: "Later."===Hinageshi: "Ahh! My body's all weak and floaty!"(a growing purple light starts at Hinageshi's feet)Hinageshi: "Ooo... pretty."(the light starts to envelope her body)Hinageshi: "Uh-oh! Bad touch. Eeeie!"Yakumo: "On the plus side, she stopped talking. However, this girl is of no use to me."Yusuke: "Bravo, genius. I figured that out twenty-four hours ago."===Yakumo: "So this worthless trash is with you then. Here, you can have her back."Yusuke: "Nno, that's ok, I really don't-"(Yakumo throws Hinageshi at Yusuke, straight out of her levitating state... Yusuke catches.)Hinageshi: "Hi, Yusa-kay!"===Yakumo: "I'm sorry, did that hurt your pride?"Yusuke: "If you must know, I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"===Kurama: "Hello, Hiei. What are you doing here?"Hiei: "Not going to your stupid party for stupid people, if that's what your asking!"Kurama: "Hiei, have you been drinking again?"Hiei: "No!"(brief pause)Hiei: "Alright, a little."(another brief pause)Hiei: "Shut up!"===Yusuke: "Just take me to the damn site!"Hinageshi: "Hey, look, a doggie!"Yusuke: "Focus."Hinageshi: "Up there.''(scene change to their new location, the afore-mentioned "Up there")Yusuke: "Well, where is it?"Hinageshi: "It's inside the 'sploding building."Yusuke: "What exploding buildi-"*suddenly the multi-level parking garage in front of them crashes apart*Yusuke: "How do you do that?"Hinageshi: "Do what?"Yusuke: "Nevermind."===Chin Po: "Excuse me, is this the way to the mall? You see, I had this coupon for twenty-five cents off wandering shoes, and I was wondering if-"Yusuke: "No."Chin Po: "Very well then. I'm off. I must... wander."===Kurama: "You know, I must say, this has been conveniently uneventful."Will-be False Kuronue: "I have taken your past."Kurama: "Of course, there always has to be a conflict."===Kurama: "Who is it?"Kuronue: "I'm insulted, Kurama. You mean you really don't remember your old partner?"Kurama: "Youmi, I swear I di- oh, it's you. Hi Kuronue."===Kuwabara: "Actually, that reminds me; when exactly did the fifth site break? Hiei, did you break wi-"Hiei: "If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."Hinageshi: "Farts are funny, heh heh. Peep."===Hinageshi: "Peep."Hiei: "And why the hell are we stuck with her?"Kuwabara: "Well, Urameshi got stuck with her yesterday, so he just threw her at me and ran out to Genkai's place."Hiei: "Lucky bastard."===Kuwabara: "Speaking of that energy, what the hell is going on? Why isn't the whole city freaking out?"Kurama: "Isn't it obvious?"Neighborhood Watch Commitee van's loudspeaker: "Attention everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Commitee, reminding everyone to ignore the ominious purple obelisk in the middle of the city. Thank you, and have a pleasant day. Yes, we're that damn good."===Yusuke: "Just tell me one thing; do your fighting skills match your rapping skills?"Rando: "Hell yeah!"Yusuke: "Oh, thank God."===Hiei: "Nin'ty-nine bottles of beer on the wall-" *drunken hiccup* "ninety-nine bottles o' beer-"Kurama: "Hiei, what the hell are you doing?"Hiei: "What does it look like I'm doing?"Kurama: "Hiei, shouldn't drink so much."Hiei: "I'll get as want as I drunk a' be. You wouldn't understand, you didn't lose your show."Kurama: "Well, rather than being such a whiny little bitch about it, why don't you just come up with a plan to get it back?"Hiei: "You're right. And I have a plan so good I could puke!"*puking noise is heard*Kurama: "Indeed."===Kurama: "Amnesia fading!"*sudden flashback to the real Kuronue's death*Kuronue: "Hey Kurama, check it out, I'm a blood fountain. Oh, and ruuuuun!"*flashforward to current scene*Kurama: "Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."False Kuronue: "Die, Kurama!"*Kurama runs the poser through with a bamboo blade*===Genkai: "Final match, Shaoran versus Yu-"*Yusuke punches Shaoran*Genkai: "-suke. Whatever, begin. I don't even care anymore."===Genkai: "I think I've seen this technique before."Botan: "You mean, like, Shaoran might have stolen that technique from some psychic?"Genkai: "No, that's not it. I'm just saying he's throwing fireballs. It's a very cliché anime technique."===Yusuke: "Man, why is it everybody always stares at me when I walk through a door? Oh, well. At least I got these glasses on, so nobody will know who I am."Random nearby punk: "Hey, isn't that that dead kid, what's-his-name?"Random nearby punk next to the first punk: "You mean Yusuke Urameshi?"Yusuke: "Yep, I'm a master of disguise."===Botan: "It is as I thought."Yusuke: "Huh? The weird Klan lady?"Botan: "I'm supposed to be a fortune teller, you ass!"Yusuke: "Right. Whatever you say, Adolph."===Goki: "I'm crushing your head."Kurama: "Aww, isn't that cute? Goki made a friend."Hiei: "Yes. I, too, remember when I killed my first friend. Come along, Goki. Put that thing down. Good boy. Now let's go, before they find out we're here."Kurama: "Yes, I'm sure that alarm's for some other intruder."Hiei: "Shut up, Kurama."===Yusuke: "Argh. Dammit, school's so boring! Makes me almost wish that stupid hippie was here!"Koenma: "Like, dude! I need your help!"Yusuke: "I said 'almost'."===Kurama: "I enjoy abusing my power as much the next guy, but that seemed pointless."Hiei: "Your point?"===Yusuke: "That's the last time I play soccer in the street... What the hell?!"Narrator: "And so, we meet Yusuke Urameshi, the hero of this story. But oddly enough, he's dead."Yusuke: "Where the hell is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, that's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher."Narrator: "Shut up! I'm trying to talk here!"Yusuke: "No, you shut up! I'm on the worst acid trip of my life, and your stupid talking isn't helping!"===Paramedic #1: "Alright, people, get out of the way! Train dextrist comin' through."(the paramedic checks out Yusuke's body)Paramedic #1: "Let's see here... he's dead. Next?"Paramedic #2: "Don't worry, sir, this one's fine."The little boy who's ball Yusuke was stealing (or, if you go by the original show's version, the boy Yusuke saved from being run over by a car): "I bent my woggie!"Paramedic #1: "Huh? Oh well, my job's done then."Yusuke: "Huh..."Paramedic #1: "Well, tag 'im and bag him. It's almost Happy Hour!"Paramedic #2: "Alright... Booze!"===Yusuke: "Hey, Hiei. You ok down there?"Hiei: "I'm fine. Leave me alone."Kurama: "Are you sure? We could easily rock off you."Hiei: "I said I'm fine! Go away!"(strained grunting noise are heard from Hiei beneath the giant boulder the fell on him)Hiei: "Ok, get it off me."===Kurama: "Anyone else here laughter just now?"Hiei: "No!"===Botan: "Where you at, dawg?"Yusuke: "What are you talking about? I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"===(Botan and Yusuke are talking through compact communicators)Botan: "How far have you gotten?"Yusuke: "Aughh, don't even ask. We've barely made it past the front door."Botan: "Oh, you mean the Gate of Betrayal? Yeahah, that one is pretty bad."Yusuke: "Wait, you have information on this place?"Botan: "Yeeap."Yusuke: "Well, why don't you help us out a bit then? Where the hell are we going?"Botan: "Sorry, no time. Gotta go, Yusuke!"Yusuke: "You know what Botan, you can suck my c-"(Botan hangs up.)Botan: "'Scuse me."(The screen swings back to the demon city castle...)Kurama: "I take it that didn't yield many positive results."Yusuke: "Ya know, you think you'd get used to it after a while, but... you really don't."===Kuwabara: "So, uh... what are we supposed to do now?"Genbu: "Why don't y'all step through that door, and we'll have some fun."(Kuwabara and Yusuke open the afore-mentioned door)Yusuke: "Anyone else getting kind of a deliverance sort of vibe?"Genbu: "Shut up and get your ass over here."Kuwabara: "I am now."Hiei: "Just shut up and move."Genbu: "Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. We don't take too kindly to your kind around here, humans."Yusuke: "Then why the hell did you invite us in further, rather than lead us into another trap?"(pause)Genbu: "Shut up."===Kuwabara: "Does anyone want to explain to me why there's a giant talking rock?"Hiei: "His name is Genbu, and he's possibly the only thing in this castle that's dumber than you."===Genbu: "Well, looks like we got ourselves a taker. Ok, I guess it's time we... Gitrdone."(the sound of pre-recorded laughter is heard)Hiei: "What is with that laughter? Who in their right mind would think that's funny?"(Yusuke and Kuwabara start laughing hysterically.)Yusuke: "He said "gitrdone!""Kuwabara: "I think I just pissed my pants."Kurama: "You know, I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."===Hiei: "Oh, boy. A Micheal Jackson joke. How original."Yusuke: "Guess that's why he's paid the big bucks."===Kuwabara: "Um, are you guys sure that the fluffy red-haired guy can handle this?"Hiei: "You fool. Do you have any idea why I brought Kurama with me? Kurama's a ruthless fighter, and he's even more cut-throat than I. I doubt that thing will even touch him."(Genbu gets a hit off on Kurama with a specialty surprise attack)Kurama: "Ow!"Hiei: "Oh, son of a whore!"===Hiei: "Don't worry. Kurama has a plan. I can see it from the look on his face."(Kurama holds up a splendid red rose)Hiei: "Oh, god... dammit."===Yusuke: "Um, Kurama isn't moving. Are you sure he's as good a fighter as you said?"Hiei: "Honestly... I'm not quite sure anymore."===Hiei: "If Kurama's laughing at that thing, then he's in more trouble than we thought."Kurama: "No. Actually, far from it."Genbu: "That's a lotta talk, comin' from a city-slickin'- wait a minute, this ain't right! I'm all discombobulmalated!"Kurama: "To put it lightly, yes, yes, you are."Genbu: "What'tch you do to me?"Kurama: "I simply removed this. It must be the equivalent of the hypothalamus section of your brain. It manipulates all of the necessary faculties and duties-"Kuwabara (Kurama is still talking as Kuwabara says this): "Heh heh. Doodie."Kurama: "-of your body. In this case, the process of putting you back together."Genbu: "Gitrdone."(the sound of pre-recorded laughter is heard)Hiei: "No! No more laugh track."Genbu: "Well... this sucks more than a-"Kurama: "If you make one more stupid comparative joke, I'm going to kill you."(screen pauses there on Kurama. Next it goes to Genbu, pausing there. The screen returns to Kurama, then pauses on him again.)Genbu: "Twenty dollar whore with no gag reflex."(Kurama lashes his Rose Whip and splits the hypothalamus-like rock in two)Genbu: "I regret everything!"Kurama: "Gitrdone, motherf*cker."===Yusuke: "See? We went the whole episode without making a dickhead joke."Kurama: "Yes, providing as much highbrow entertainment as possible is our duty."Kuwabara: "Heih... He said "doodie" again."Hiei: "May I please kill him now?"===Koenma: "Dude! What the hell just happened?!"Blue Ogre (George): "What are you talking about, Sir?"Koenma: "The room just changed friggin' colors, man!"Blue Ogre (George): "Um... Sir? What are you on?"Koenma: "I don't even know anymore, dude."

Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes."- Satan from South Park"I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams. And then I always get woken up in the morning to my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?" - Butters from South Park"Officer, is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow?" Kyle from Suth Park"I'm the only one here. Everyone else has chickenherpes." Kyle Broflowski from South Park"I'm a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac."- Kyle from South Park"Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while still in the womb?" Cristoph a.k.a. Mole from South Park"Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God."- Kyle from South Park"There's no sand in my vagina!"-Kyle from South Park"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation." - Cartman (in a Catholic Church) from South Park"You so much at TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants."- Eric Cartman from South Park"Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpa's balls, dude."- Eric CartmanCartman: They're not people, they're hippies!"Hippies. They're everywhere. They say wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." - CartmanCartman: I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.Cartman: I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents. Oh, your tear's are so sweet. Oh, yes. Let me taste them. Such sweet pain!Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.Cartman: I'm not fat! I'm festivally plump!Cartman: Alright. Look. I didn't want to have to say this, but I think maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us doesn't believe in it enough. Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them. You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.Cartman: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom."Shut up Kyle! Shut your Goddamn' Jew mouth! You're the reason that there's war in the Middle East!" - Eric Cartman from South ParkCartman: I used to think disabled people were here for my amusement.Cartman: See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That's why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because for them, $6.99 is two year's income.Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.Cartman: Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross/I can't help but think that he looks kinda' hot.Cartman: Well, Kyle, appreciate you being so open with me about this, but as we know, you have a warped perception of reality because you're jewish.Carman: Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.Stan: So, I'm watching the season premiere of 'Boy Meets Boy' on television, right, and then 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' comes on! So I fall asleep in front of the TV and when I wake up, I see that I've spilled the Coke I was drinking, ALL over my satin pajama top.Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.Cartman: Excuse me, but I do believe that sucks ass.Cartman: I don't hate black people. I hate hippies."Think about it - it's the easiest, crappiest music in the world, right? If we just sing about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap."- CartmanCartman: All I have to do is make people believe I'm handicapped and I get one thousand dollars. It's not going to be easy, but nothing worth having ever is.Butters: We're not Christian, we just pretended to be.Cartman: I got my periodCartman: Am I to understand we will not be enjoying any side dishes with our frozen waffles?Cartman: Lay off the cough syrup dude, I'm worried about you manCartman: Ma'am, we're having a Dude moment here if you don't mind.Cartman: Okay, old people need to be quiet now.Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.Tweek: But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.Stan: Guys, we have no choice. We're gonna have to move away. Environmental activists don't use logic or reasonStan: Wow! Cartoons are really getting dirty.Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people."Okay, children. Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples now. You go first, Bebe. That's good. Just use those mouth muscles like the girls in Beijing."-Mr. GarrisonMr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?Mr. Garrison: What, I'm not gay. I act this way to get chicks, dumbass.Mr. Garrison: And, so, children, that's how you tell a prostitute from a police officer. Now, are there any questions?Mr. Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.Mr.Garrison: And that, Children ... is what you need to know about the facts of life. So lets review, Tootie left in the 4th season, but Blair & Jo stayed on and got husbands leaving the 5th & 6th seasons hideously stagnantMr. Garrison: A ladder to heaven, that's fucking stupid.Chef: Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him. It definitely worked for every woman I've ever met.Chef: You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.Butters: I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.Butters: At least we have assholes, you dumb girl.Butters: I have to get to South Park. If you give me a ride, I can pay you the four dollars I made at the titty bar.Butters: Where I go, destruction will follow.Butters: Wow. A present before my birthday? My birthday's on September 11th!Wendy: Oh no, that's okay, Bebe. You might trip and then we'd be sucked into your huge, gaping vagina like ants into a vacuum cleaner.Uncle Jimbo: So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll die.Uncle Jimbo: Ah, he'll be fine. I'll just take him home and show him some good hardcore porn and he'll snap right out if it.Token: And when the woman has 4 penises in her, and then stands above the guys and pees on them, is that love making? Five midgets beating a man covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that love making?Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.Terrance: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.Saddaam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I goiong to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

''Fate is like a small sandstorm that keeps changing directions. You change direction but the sandstorm chases you. You turn again, but the storm adjusts. Over and over you play this out, like some ominous dance with death just before dawn. Why? Because this storm isn't something that blew in from far away, something that has nothing to do with you. This storm is you. Something inside of you. So all you can do is give in to it, step right inside the storm, closing your eyes and plugging up your ears so the sand doesn't get in, and walk through it, step by step."-Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

"There is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than can ever be done."- from the song Circle of Life from The Lion King "Life... It moves us all... from despair and hope... through faith and love... 'til we find our place on the path unwinding."- from the song Circle of Life from The Lion King "The strongest among you may not wear a crown."- from the song Citizen Soldier by 3 Doors Down

"Am I to risk my life to win the chance to live?"- Christine Diae from Phantom of the Opera

''Modesty is a vastly over-rated virtue.''-John Kenneth Galbraith

"In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show."-Timothy Leary

''This isn't about logic. This is about smashing your face in.''-B. Mary from KOF 98

"The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness."-Norman Cousins

"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."-Eric Hoffer

"Come to me in the silence of the night,
Come to me in the speaking silence of a dream.
Come with soft rounded cheeks and eyes as bright as sunlight on a stream.
Come back in tears,
O memory, hope, love of finished years."-Christina Rossetti

"The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature; only then can he see clearly."-Julian Barnes

"Let your memory be your travel bag."-Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

"If I am going to have a true memory, there are a thousand things that must first be forgotten."-Thomas Merton

"He who remembers nothing but facts and past events, and is never brought back into the present, is a victim of amnesia."-Thomas Merton

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions, is called a philosopher."-Ambrose Pierce

"It has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph."-Haile Selassie

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."-Ambrose Redmoon

''Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.''-Michael Pritchard

The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature; only then can he see clearly."-Julian Barnes

It is reserved for man alone to find his very existence questionable, to experience the whole dubiousness of being. More than such faculties as power of speech, conceptual thinking, or walking erect, this factor of doubting the significance of his own existence is what sets man apart from animal."-Victor Frankl, The Doctor and the Soul (New York: Alfred A. Knopf), 1960

"The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it."-Bertrand Russell

"Many pundits today are in the habit of misquoting Santayana's epigram, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Maybe some people have come to grief this way, but they are probably fewer than those who have fallen into the opposite error. "One is apt to perish in politics from too much memory," Tocqueville wrote somewhere, with equal truth and greater insight."-David Hackett Fischer

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell

"The torch of doubt and chaos is what the sage steers by."-Chuang Tzu

"Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, our fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if we explore them."-Marilyn Ferguson

If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being."-Alexandr Solzhenitsyn, Gulag Archipelago

"Own only what you can carry with you; know language, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag."-Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Memory is corrupted and ruined by a crowd of "memories". If I am going to have a true memory, there are a thousand things that must first be forgotten. Memory is not fully itself when it reaches only into the past. A memory that is not alive to the present does not "remember" the here and now, does not "remember" its true identity, is not memory at all. He who remembers nothing but facts and past events, and is never brought back into the present, is a victim of amnesia."-Thomas Merton

''Do not trust your memory, it is a net full of holes... the most beautiful prizes slip through it.''-Georges Duhamel, The Heart's Domain

''We do not know the true value of our moments until they have undergone the test of memory.''-Georges Duhamel, The Heart's Domain

''The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. From the desperate city you go into the desperate country, and have to console yourself with the bravery of minks and muskrats. -Henry David Thoreau, Walden, chapter 1 "Economy"

''Unconscious despair is concealed even under what are called the games and amusements of mankind. There is no play in them, for this comes after work.''-Henry David Thoreau, Walden, chapter 1 "Economy"

''It is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.''-Henry David Thoreau, Walden, chapter 1 "Economy"

What nearly everybody in my life…had misunderstood about Satanism was that it’s not about ritual sacrifices, digging up graves and worshipping the devil. The devil doesn't exist. Satanism is about worshipping yourself, because you're responsible for your own good and evil."-Marilyn Manson, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature."-Anne Frank

Life begins on the other side of despair."(La vie commence lautre cot du desespoir.)-Jean-Paul Sartre

''If you can look back on your life with contentment, you have one of man's most precious gifts- a selective memory.''-Jim Fiebig

''They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.''-Carl W. Buechner

''A landscape is a memory surface.''-Edward de Bono, Lateral Thinking, 1970

''The contours of the surface offer an accumulated memory trace of the water that has fallen upon it. The rainfall forms little rivulets which combine into streams and then into rivers. Once the pattern of drainage has been formed then it tends to become more permanent since the rain is collected into the drainage channels and tends to make them deeper. It is the rainfall that is doing the sculpting and yet it is the response of the surface to the rainfall that is organising how the rainfall will do the sculpting."-Edward de Bono, Lateral Thinking, 1970

''Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.''-Cyril Connolly

''Our memories are card indexes consulted and then returned in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.''-Cyril Connolly

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."-Cyril Connolly

''There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say."-Cyril Connolly

''Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable."-Cyril Connolly, "The Unquiet Grave", 1945

''All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others."-Cyril Connolly, Enemies of Promise (1938)

''Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism what will be read once.''-Cyril Connolly, Enemies of Promise (1938)

''Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising."-Cyril Connolly, Enemies of Promise (1938)

"The glories of our blood and state
Are shadows, not substantial things;
There is no armour against fate,
Death lays his icy hands on kings."-James Shirley

"Your memory is a monster; you forget - it doesn't. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you - and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you!"-John Irving

''Is it eradicating evil? Or are we like children, left alone in the house at night, who light candle after candle to keep away the darkness. We don’t see that the darkness has a purpose – thought we may not understand it – and so, in our terror, we end up burning down the house!"-Margaret Weis, Time of the Twins

''We must be willing to get rid of the life we’ve planned to have the life that is waiting for us.''-Joseph Campbell

''I cannot walk through the suburbs in the solitude of the night without thinking the night pleases us because it suppresses idle details, just as our memory does.''-Jorge Luis Borges

''They will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.''-Edmund Burke, Thoughts on the Cause of Present Discontents, 1770

''Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice.''-William Jennings Bryan

''It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.''-William Jennings Bryan

''When I am dead, I hope it is said - 'His sins were scarlet, but his books were read'.'''-Robert Benchley

''Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.''-Robert Benchley

''I should allow only my heart to have imagination.''-Vladimir Nabokov

''The more you love a memory, the stronger and stranger it is.''-Vladimir Nabokov

''You're responsible for your own good and evil.''-Marilyn Manson

Am I to risk my life to win the chance to live?"- Christine Diae from Phantom of the Opera

''He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting ''All the Gods are bastards!''''-Terry Pratchett

''Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think.''-Bergen Evans

''There is no freedom of thought without doubt.''-Bergen Evans

After musing for some minutes, the old gentleman walked, with the same meditative face, into a back anteroom opening from the yard; and there, retiring into a corner, called up before his mind's eye a vast amphitheatre of faces over which a dusky curtain had hung for many years.…He wandered over them again. He had called them into view, and it was not easy to replace the shroud that had so long concealed them. There were the faces of friends, and foes, and of many that had been almost strangers peering intrusively from the crowd; there were the faces of young and blooming girls that were now old women; there were faces that the grave had changed and closed upon, but which the mind, superior to its power, still dressed in their old freshness and beauty, calling back the lustre of the eyes, the brightness of the smile, the beaming of the soul through its mask of clay, and whispering of beauty beyond the tomb, changed but to be heightened, and taken from earth only to be set up as a light, to shed a soft and gentle glow upon the path to Heaven. But the old gentleman could recall no one countenance of which Oliver's features bore a trace. So, he heaved a sigh over the recollections he awakened; and being, happily for himself, an absent old gentleman, buried them again in the pages of the musty book."-Charles Dickens, Oliver Twist

''Maybe this world is another planet's hell.''-Aldous Huxley

''Human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.''-Aldous Huxley

''That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.''-Aldous Huxley

''The author of the Illiad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.''-Aldous Huxley

''There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.''-Aldous Huxley

''Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.''-Aldous Huxley

''Death… It’s the only thing we haven’t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.''-Aldous Huxley

''Each of us bears his own Hell.''-Virgil, Aeneid

''Fortune favors the brave.''-Virgil, Aeneid

''I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched.''-Virgil, Aeneid

"Perhaps even these things, one day, will be pleasing to remember."-Virgil, Aenid

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."-Ambrose Redmoon

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions, is called a philosopher."-Ambrose Pierce

Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph."-Haile Selassie

''By all means, marry! If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.''-Socrates (a philosopher)

''Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.''-Socrates

''I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.''-Socrates

''The unexamined life is not worth living.''-Socrates

''Parting is all we know of heaven, And all we need of hell.''-Emily Dickinson

''My life closed twice before its close.''-Emily Dickinson

''Beauty is not caused. It is.''-Emily Dickinson

''Forever is composed of nows.''-Emily Dickinson

''Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.''-Emily Dickinson

''Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it.''-Emily Dickinson

''Love is anterior to life, posterior to death, initial of creation, and the exponent of breath.''-Emily Dickinson

''Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.''-Emily Dickinson

''Whenever a thing is done for the first time, it releases a little demon.''-Emily Dickinson

''Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.''-Emily Dickinson

''Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate.''-Emily Dickinson

''Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed.''-Emily Dickinson

''Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.''-Emily Dickinson

''Fortune befriends the bold.''-Emily Dickinson

''If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.''-Emily Dickinson

''I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.''-Emily Dickinson

''That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.''-Emily Dickinson

''Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.''-Emily Dickinson

''How strange that nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude!''-Emily Dickinson

''Dying is a wild night and a new road.''-Emily Dickinson

''Finite to fail, but infinite to venture.''-Emily Dickinson

''Dwell in possibility.''-Emily Dickinson

"Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible."-T.E. Lawrence

"Alchemy. The science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down, then reconstructing it as something else. It can even make gold from lead. But alchemy is a science, so it must follow the natural laws. To create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principle of equivalent exchange. But on that night... I learned the values of some things can't be measured on a simple scale."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist "My brother and I knew the laws of science, of equivalent exchange. That gain required sacrifice, that something had to be taken from us. But we thought there was nothing more we could lose. We were wrong."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist "You wouldn't stop either, if someone were chasing you."-Alphonse Elric, FullMetal Alchemist "Your buddy's in a suit of armor and you're wearing gloves in the desert, and you call us freaks?"-some diner bar owner in Leyore, FullMetal Alchemist "If you pray and polish the altar enough times, someone who's dead will be brought back to life?"-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist "Even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempts at bringing a human to life. There's still something missing... something scientists haven't been able to find in centuries of research."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist "Humans can be built on the cheap. There's no magic to it."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist "Science will find a way. Science is the answer to everything."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist "If I were you, I'd drop the scriptures and pick up an alchemy book. We're the closest things to gods there are."-Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist "Great, Ed. Push your total cynicism on someone else."-Alphonse Elric, FullMetal Alchemist "On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces."-Alphonse Elric from Full Metal Alchemist=== Ed: "Get back here!" Al: "What are you gonna do?" Ed: "Nothing." Al: "Then why are you chasing me?" Ed: "Stop and you'll find out!" === Ed: "So, if you pray and polish the altar enough times, someone who's dead will be brought back to life?" Rose: "Something like that." === Ed: "Water: 35 liters, carbon: 20 kilograms, ammonia: 4 liters, lime: 1.5 five kilograms, phosphorus: 800 grams, salt: 250 grams, salpeter: 100 grams, sulphur: 80 grams, fluorine: 7.5, iron: 5, silicon: 3 grams... and trace amounts of fifteen other elements." Rose: "What's that?" Ed: "It's all the ingredients of all the adult human body, down to the last specks of protein in your eyelashes. And even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempts at bringing a human to life. There's still something missing... something scientists haven't been able to find in centuries of research. So what makes you think that hack-job priest with his parlor tricks is gonna be able to? And in case you're wondering, all those ingredients can be bought on a child's allowance. Humans can be built on the cheap. There's no magic to it." === Ed: "If I were you, I'd drop the scriptures and pick up an alchemy book. We're the closest things to gods there are." Rose: "You're not a god. You're nothing close to it." Ed: "And neither is the sun. It's just a mass of hydrogen. Get close to it like Cornello claims, and all you'll do is burn up." ===

About my name, Artemis. You were right in London, it is generally a female name. After the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you."-Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl book #3: The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer

"Every world needs its heros. They inspire us to be better than we are. And they protect us from the darkness that's just around the corner."-Martha Kent
"Don't worry, Clark, it was the end of the world. It's not like I'm expecting us to hook up."-Chloe
"I can never make up for what happened. All I can do is move forward and rebuild everything I've damaged."-Lex
"Just follow your heart, and you'll always do the right thing."-Martha Kent"I guess heroes don’t get sick days."-Chloe
"Lex Luthor, with a girl that he doesn’t have to inflate."-Oliver/Green Arrow"You can't just sit safely by the water and watch all the happy people splashing around, I mean, eventually you have to grow some fins and just dive in."-Chloe"It’s nice to see Lois has found someone who’s willing to overlook her personality."-Clark/Superman"Watching you bumble through our database is like watching Clark try to dance."-Chloe"Well, I guess there's some sort of secret code of honor among superheroes."-Chloe
"Gadgets? Against the man of steel?"-Chloe"When I was 13, a reporter caught me between classes at boarding school and asked how I felt about my mother's death. A microphone shoved in my face, surrounded by classmates I couldn't stand... that's how I learned she had died."-Lex
"You've lost your visiting rights. Why don't you just save some time and send flowers?"-Lex
"I've got more important things to worry about, like staying alive!"-Oliver/Green Arrow"Apparently you were too busy using your powers to bale hay to realize that there's a crime wave in Metropolis... let me ask you a question: are you ever going to get off your ass and finally do something for a change?"-Oliver/Green Arrow"We had no future. He's a world-renowned billionaire, and I'm a nail-biting Talon-doling tabloid reporter."-Lois"I'm pretty open-minded but kinky hide and seek really isn't my game."-Lois
"For my father, poverty is just another word for lazy."-Lex"Better hit the gym. Spandex is hard to pull off."-Lex"Did the humor come with the costume?"-Lois
"Pain is part of anyone's journey, Kal-El. You can't escape it."-Raya
"For the first time, I'm ready to stop running... from who I really am... from my destiny."-Clark/Superman"You have no idea how much you mean to me. (long silence) In an ideal world, I was hoping for some kind of response."-Lex"I know that “Lex Luthor Lost” is a juicy headline, but tell me again why we’re looking for the root of all evil?"-Jimmy"It says on the door out there that this is my office. My private office. Obviously that doesn't mean much to you."-Lionel"You don't need to be indestructible to be a hero."-Clark/Superman"You feel the need to carry the world on your shoulders. That's noble. But there are other people out there who want to help you fight the good fight, and you need to let them in. Because sometimes even heroes need to be saved."-Chloe"Sometimes, in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets."-Clark/Superman"Costumes really aren't my thing."-Clark/Superman
Lois: "What were you thinking?"Clark/Superman: "I was looking out for you."Lois: "I have 20/20 vision, Smallville. I look out for myself."===Lex: "What do you think is faster, an arrow or a bullet?"Oliver/Green Arrow: "There's only one way to find out."===Lana: "Do you ever wish that you could go back in time and... everything would be different?"Clark/Superman: "All the time."===Martha Kent: "You can't live on coffee three meals a day, Chloe."Chloe: "I mix it up with the occasional blueberry muffin. What? That has a food group in it."Clark/Superman: "Barely."===Clark/Superman: "The Fortress is dead. Everything's changing. Dad's gone. I can't talk to Lex. Lana's... I don't know where to go from here."Martha Kent: "I didn't either when I was your age."===Oliver/Green Arrow: "Clark. I was wondering if my security system would keep someone like you out."Clark/Superman: "Looks like you need an upgrade."Oliver/Green Arrow: "Or you need to learn how to knock."===Lex: "Ever since you came to Metropolis, I’ve been kidnapped, had my life put in jeopardy and now the woman I love is lying in a hospital bed."Oliver/Green Arrow: "And you think that’s my fault? Sounds to me, more like bad karma."===(after Lex gets a dead schoolmate's blood on him)Lionel: "Are you all right, son?"Lex: "Nothing a little dry cleaning won't cure."Lionel: "That's distasteful, Lex, even for you."Lex: "What can I say? It's a nice suit."===
Clark/Superman: "I’m laughing on the inside."Oliver/Green Arrow: Well maybe we’ll get lucky some day and it’ll bubble to the surface."===Clark/Superman: "You know, sometimes in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets."Lois: "That is... totally retarded."===Clark/Superman: "I went by the mansion. I heard you were taken to the hospital? Are you okay?"Lex: "We're fine, Clark...both of us."Clark/Superman: "What happened?"Lex: "We had an uninvited guest, but I guess we're used to that kind of thing."===Clark/Superman: "I didn't come here to be insulted."Oliver/Green Arrow: "I don't remember you being invited."===
Clark/Superman: "Before I left, there was this moment when we, um..."Chloe: "You mean when I laid one on you?"===Oliver/Green Arrow: "Okay, now remember, this is a party."Lois: "I know, I know: stay away from religion, politics, and bad dye-jobs."===Block: "Are you mocking me?"Lex: "Now why would I mock a guy who just shot me?"
===Oliver/Green Arrow: "You have every newspaper in the country calling this guy “Green Arrow.” He’s got a real following."Lois: "Yeah, well so did Charles Manson."===Chloe: "So how'd you let this guy slip through your fingers?"Clark/Superman: "This Green Arrow bandit has a lot of gadgets."Chloe: "Gadgets? Against the man of steel?"Clark/Superman: "He's good, all right?"Chloe: "Fine. Backing off."===
Oliver/Green Arrow: "I saved you."Lois: "Yeah- from goons who were trying to find you. They're not the only one with a "V" for Vendetta on your little leather ass."Oliver/Green Arrow: "Little? I've really been working on the glutes lately, too."Lois: "Did the humor come with the costume?"Oliver/Green Arrow: "Did the "Tomb Raider" routine come from wanting daddy's attention?"===Oliver/Green Arrow: "Clark, you have abilities I couldn't even dream of. And I admire that you use them to save the people you're close to."Clark: But?"Oliver/Green Arrow: "There's a whole world of people out there, Clark. They need us. With your potential... you can't wait for them to come to you. When you're ready to do something about that, you let me know."===Oliver/Green Arrow: "Well, you seem to have a crystal-clear idea of what's right and what's wrong. You decide who it belongs to."Clark/Superman: "It's not as clear as it used to be."===Lois: "The lady requires a show of skill before rewarding her favor."Oliver/Green Arrow: "Which is actually where I was going with the kiss."===Oliver/Green Arrow: "You have a quick tongue. I find that very attractive."Lois: "Well, keep it in your quiver, Jolly Green Bandit."===Party Guest: "Tarzan and park rangers both love the wild."Gloria: "And swinging on vines."===Martha Kent: I thought I heard the door.Lois: Yeah. Your pledge finally sailed in from Queen Industries.Martha: Where's the man who came with it?Lois: The courier? Oh, I gave him his tip and sent him on his merry little way.Martha: Handsome, chiseled features with a smile that could light up a barn?Lois: Mrs. Kent, do you have a crush on the courier?Martha: You mean the billionaire CEO who stopped by to talk about his financial support of my platform? No, Lois, I don't. I've never even met him, and now I'll probably never will.===Lois: "I'm out there jogging along, minding my own business when, out of nowhere, a barn door comes falling from the clear, blue sky and almost crushes me. How does that happen?"Clark/Superman: "Maybe it fell from an airplane."Lois: "Good guess, but the only thing up there was a severely traumatized sparrow."===Jimmy: "This is a really bad idea. You know, maybe we should call someone."Chloe: (yells) "Hello? Is anyone there?"Jimmy: "No, I was thinking more like authority figures who carried weapons, you know?"===(sound of a scream)Chloe: "That came from the path."Jimmy: "Yeah, we should really go check that out in the really dark woods."===Chloe: "When you escaped from that Kryptonian Land of the Lost, I bet you didn’t think that you’d be rewarded by having to save Lex Luthor while battling a raging head cold, huh?"Clark/Superman: "Not exactly the goodbye gift I was expecting, no."===Chloe: "Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can."Clark/Superman: "That's a steel door, it's not a birthday cake."Chloe: "I don't see anything else working. Come on, let's see what you got. Huff, puff, and blow this door down."===Lois: "Read it."Chloe: "Funny, I don’t remember there being an “e” in tornado."Lois: "It’s just a little typo."Chloe: "And the extra “h” in weather?"===Lois: "Well, I wasn't gonna give in to you, but the tights, you're totally pulling it off."Lex: "You should see him in a tutu."===Lionel: "I suggest you concentrate on remembering every little minute detail of that horrific day."Lex: "Well, I guess I should have kept a blog, because I don't remember

"What's life without honor?"-Draga"The real test of honor isn't how you die, it's how you live."-Superman"Hey, we both got a Martian's phonenumber on our speed-dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here."-Flash"Flash, don't heckle the super-villain!"-John Stewart (Green Lantern)"Gee, why would a hired gun try to shoot somebody? Could it be that... someone paid me to?"-some (decently-skilled) hitman"What kind of criminals tip off the authorities?"-Hawkgirl"A pity he uses his talents for evil, rather than entertain children at birthday parties."-The Streak"Holy hi-jacking!"-Ray"Holy hostages!"-Ray"Is it just me, or are those two the only cops in this town?"-Flash"That's it. I officially wanna go home."-Flash"Great jumping Hera!"-Flash"So, are you here for the high risk, or the low pay?"-Soldier"Rolemodels? Look, I've seen showgirls with more modesty than this so-called-Wonder Woman."-Godfrey"Princess, I don't like Godfrey any more than you do. But in this country, he's entitled to his opinion... however bone-headed it is."-John Stewart (Green Lantern)"Where do these nuts come from?"-Flash"This night couldn't get any worse; my sponsers just dropped me, and they're all out of iced mochas."-Flash"Like Granny Flash used to say, why curse the dark... when you can light up a seven hundred watt candle?!"-Flash"Swirlie lights... fuzzy grilled cheese."-Flash"Mine are bigger than yours."-Batman"I can't believe I'm the mature one here."-Flash"I'm impressed. Let's go wreck it."-Superman"Don't touch that remote. I know it's heart-breaking to have your favorite shows pre-empted, but look what you're getting instead; Me... And a whole truckload of mindless violence and wanton property damage- everything that makes T.V. great!"-Joker===Green Arrow: "Is that a containment suit?"Captin Atom: "Uh-huh. I'm not flesh and blood anymore, just living energy."Green Arrow: "That wouldn't be nuclear energy, would it?"Captin Atom: "With a name like Captin Atom, what do you think?"Green Arrow: "I think you're what I marched against back in college."===Detective: "Maybe some coffee will help. How do you take it?"Flash: "Cream and thirty-seven sugars."(the detective automatically start the task, then stops and turns to look at the Flash)Flash: "Really."===Flash: "Thanks for sticking up for me in there."(Green Lantern smacks him upside the head.)Flash: "Ow!"===Hawkgirl: "What kind of criminals tip off the authorities?"Tom Turbine: "The worst kind."===Soldier 1: (reads the inscription on cave entrance) "Cave? Well, duh!"Soldier 2: "Not cave, caue. It's Latin... means 'Beware'."===TV Personality Godfrey: (on his talkshow) "Rolemodels? Look, I've seen showgirls with more modesty than this so-called-Wonder Woman."Wonder Woman: (smashes her fist in the screen) "I will not tolerate this!"John Stewart (Green Lantern): "Princess, I don't like Godfrey any more than you do. But in this country, he's entitled to his opinion... however bone-headed it is."Flash: "Democracy in action. Hey, didn't the Greeks invent that?"===Wonder Woman: "And what's wrong with the way I dress?"Flash: (to Green Lantern): "Uhh... you wanna take that?"===Batman: "What do these guys want, anyway?"Superman: "To take over the world. Or rob banks. I forget."===Batman or Robin: "Who are you?"Creeper: "They call me Yellow-Skinned-Wacky-Man! But I prefer The Creeper!"Batman or Robin: "Call Arkham, quick."

"If I spent as much time studying as I do practicing my cheers, I'd actually have an education by now."-Jackie
"I can't concentrate. I get nervous when kids are too quiet."-Jackie's "Dad""Hey, we can't all be Batman."-Terry (the next generation Batman)"None of the Robins ever complained."-Bruce Wayne"The power's off in some parts of town, and you know what that's gonna lead to."-Bruce Wayne"Terry, it's only the suit that's out of commission... not Batman."-Bruce Wayne"To feel the love you never get in the real world... it's no surprise that addiction follows so quickly."-Spellbinder"Hey, at least you don't have to wear tights."-Terry (the next generation Batman)"How does someone fail 'Family Studies'?"-Bruce Wayne
"I hope that computer of yours can't smell."-Batman (Terry)
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Dana: "You're cheating."Terry: "Am not."Dana: "You have to be cheating. There's no way you could know something like that without a calculater."Terry: "People used to."Dana: "You saying you memorized the multiplication tables? What for?"===(Jackie's "Dad"): "Jackie? Sorry to interupt the homework, but I'm trying to work on my expansion plans and I can't concentrate."Jackie: "We're being as quiet as we can."(Jackie's "Dad"): "That's why I can't concentrate. I get nervous when kids are too quiet."===(new proto-type hover car goes over the heads of Joker gang members on motorcycles)Test Pilot A: "Heheheh. First thing they're going to do when they get back to Gotham is tell all their buds the martians are coming."Test Pilot B: "Second thing; First they gotta get their pants clean."
===Dana: "Doesn't look so bad from up here."Terry: "What?Dana: "The city. Kinda reminds me of the Milky Way."Terry: "Yeah, the Milky Way, but with psychopaths."
===Batman (Terry): "Wahooo!"Wayne: "Would you mind not doing that?"Batman (Terry): "Sorry."===Powers: "Who... are you?!"Batman (Terry): "You really wanna know?"Powers: "Yes!"Batman (Terry): "You killed my Father."Powers: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
===Bruce Wayne: "So stop them."Batman (Terry): "Easy for you to say."
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Terry: "Your whole family lives here?"Max: ""Whole family" is just me and my sister, most of the time. The folks slipt up when I was a kid, and Mom's on the road a lot for work. I guess you and I both have our secrets. 'Cept, mine seems kind of pathetic right now."Terry: "Hey, at least you don't have to wear tights."
"A game has rules. Your stunts are just random idiocy."-Clark Kent (Superman)
===Lois: "You know her?"Clark: "We... used to date."Lois: "Get out!"Clark: "In high school."Lois: "She's certainly come up in the world."===Lois: "Every time my sister visits, she just moves right on in, and stays and stays and- was that a penguin?"Clark: "I'm afraid so."

"A shapeshifter in a wax museum... great."-Batman

"If you fill up a cup half-way, it's half-full; If you drink half of a full cup, it's half-empty... If you forgot to fill it up, it's just an empty cup."- Kathryn J. Blair"Everything seems more real in the darkness, especially what isn't real."- Kathryn J. Blair"The night has a life of it's own."- Kathryn J. Blair"Humans need conflict. Without it, we would be bored and restless. Without conflict we couldn't truly appreciate joy and love, or perhaps never experience them."- Kathryn J. Blair"Trust? When people say no, just accept it... That's one of the main ways to earn it."- Kathryn J. Blair"Here's a tip: don't be condescending to strangers... You never know what kind of nut you'll pull out of the bag." Kathryn J. Blair“Being smart is to have knowledge. Being wise is knowing when to shut the hell up.”- Kathryn J. Blair“The only people who have no doubts are either stupid, crazy, or fanatics- though I guess they go under the crazy section.”-Kathryn J. Blair"Flowers wilt. Memories do not."-Kathryn J. Blair"We're not even a second in the flow of time."-Kathryn J. Blair"Someone trusting you with their tears is a far greater gift than trusting you with their smiles." -Kathryn J. Blair"The more you think about things, the more you doubt what you know. The less you think about things, the stupider you become."- Kathryn J. Blair"I often think these days; What is the difference between honor and lack of desperation?"- Kathryn J. Blair"When a war ends, the results linger and then create the next war."- Kathryn J. Blair"Memories never leave entirely... they may fade, or be repressed, but they are still there."- Kathryn J. Blair"You never rid yourself of fear. You can numb yourself to one, but the fear is merely moved to a new location. Fear can not be removed, merely moved."- Kathryn J. Blair"All wars will end, and peace will follow... in death."- Kathryn J. Blair"Beauty is pure interpertation."- Kathryn J. Blair"What do you call a man who does before he thinks, acting on half-formed feelings of unanalyzed beliefs? Besides an idiot."-Kathryn J. Blair"Humans are too afraid to believe there's nothing after death, so we created god to make us feel secure."-Kathryn J. Blair"I feel no sorrow at death, for it is the only thing in life no one can change- that it must end. Only the wise don't fight it; fools try and and always fail."-Kathryn J. Blair"Many think death is unfair... But death is actually the one thing in the world that is fair; it comes for humans and animals alike, the rich and the poor, the young and the old."-Kathryn J. Blair"Death is like truth- it's not good nor evil. It simply is."-Kathryn J. Blair"Every end brings a new beginning... but a reminder of this is often needed when we are consumed by sorrow of that end."-Kathryn J. Blair"Though one must fight their own doubts and learn from their mistakes, to doubt is to stay sane and to err is human nature."-Kathryn J. Blair"If people count a biography as someone's life, what happens when it finishes?"-Kathryn J. Blair"Guess what? You'll never guess, so just ask what."- Kathryn J. Blair"A troubled soul given power often goes from fury to madness."- Kathryn J. Blair"Perhaps hiding in the crowds shows fear of self-weakness, but fear of love and friendship is a different kind of weakness." - Kathryn J. Blair"Death increases the awareness of life."- Kathryn J. Blair"I'm too cowardly to die and I'm too cowardly to live, so I merely exist."- Kathryn J. Blair"Never underestimate the ability of the human race to survive, even when things are at there worst. We're just too stubborn to give in." - Kathryn J. Blair"Many smart people say only cockroaches will survive a nucleur bomb even though humans can't, many ignorant people brush it off, and then there are the people who are educated and stupid that made the bombs in the first place. But, cockroaches are cold-blooded and would die in a nucleur winter. Humans would adapt to it... poorly, at first, but we've done it before and humans never change the habit of adapting, whether or not we agree with the change. Even in the radiation, many survive, many mutate to prolonge the little life left. We humans love to fight, and the fight we will always hold above all others is the fight to survive. So I have to say this: fuck the roaches."-Kathryn J. Blair"I just discovered the secret of life: it sucks. Wait... that's no secret... Back to the drawing board."-Kathryn J. Blair"Is fate something carved in time? Or is it merely the outcome of the ever-changing present?"-Kathryn J. Blair"There is no future, only the result of choice and chance."- Kathryn J. Blair"Though we can realize the horror of war without fighting ourselves, we can't experience the depth of the feeling- and the fighters that know the feeling personally, their emotions eventually gives way to numbness that instinct gives to protect the mind."-Kathryn J. Blair"I want to die... but... though my life sucks, I live to help others, in spite of the punishment that comes for my good deeds."-Kathryn J. Blair"Here's an amusing thought: Do bisexuals have gay-dar?" -Kathryn J. Blair"Guess what? You'll never guess, so just ask what."-Kathryn J. Blair"I'm bored. None of my friends are online, not the ones I ever talk to, anyways... Well, I talk to myself, and I'm on, so it's not all bad."-Kathryn J. Blair"I've been been told that talking to yourself is normal. It's when you answer yourself that you're offically crazy." - Kathryn J. Blair"Accomplishments aren't the same as happiness." - Kathryn J. Blair"The armed forces is the only place mindlessness should be respected." - Kathryn J. Blair"Losing your life isn't as important as living."-Kathryn J. Blair"All my smart-alec remarks are blocking each other, so I can't think of one... great, they just imploded..."- Kathryn J. Blair"Names are worthless in a fight."- Kathryn J. Blair"My good deeds that help others often are self-destructive. But since I'm already screwed up, I figure what the hell, I might as well help others avoid my fate."- Kathryn J. Blair"We humans love to fight, and the fight we will always hold above all others is the fight to survive."- Kathryn J. Blair"Vengance and self-pity are the same."-Kathryn J. Blair"The strongest of us all are the underdogs."- Kathryn J. Blair"Wicca is accepting. I'm not." - Kathryn J. Blair"I trust my senses, not my memory."-Kathryn J. Blair"Other than death, I think there is no balance that is absolute. Everything is a double-eged knife. But when I say "double-edged knife" I don't mean just the negative stuff- though a great many people find the negatives easier to see- but more like walking a crooked tight-rope made of sharp steel. If someone make a misstep, they cut themselves... and the effect that cut has is different for everyone. There are almost infinite, if not infinite, ways to deal with any one situation. But even if two different people chose the same way to handle that same situation, and did it the exact same way, the outcome would still be different, due to countless factors- many of which are always unknown."-Kathryn J. Blair"Rage and hatred serve no purpose and take too much energy."-Kathryn J. Blair"I'm one of those people who, when told I can't do something, bug the person who said that until they do it for me."-Kathryn J. Blair"I'm not a pacifist. I'm just not an idiot. Only idiots get sucked into violence easily."-Kathryn J. Blair"The tricks are stronger than the trickster."-Kathryn J. Blair"All of life comes with ups and downs, the good and the bad- although it always has more bad than good."-Kathryn J. Blair"All losing experiences teach more than any win."-Kathryn J. Blair"I'm a wanna-believe skeptic."-Kathryn J. Blair"I have hi-jacked your attempted grasp on sanity."-Kathryn J. Blair"Pets? That word, or plural noun if you prefer, is so demoralizing and vague. Our "pets" are just another part of us. Elvis belongs to us all, the rat belongs to my mother, and I belong to Lila just as much she belongs to me. Freyja fits in comfortably, though I can think of no label that would fit her place inside the torn puzzle we once called a family."-Kathryn J. Blair"Ignorance is bliss, because knowledge makes you aware. With awareness, eventually comes understanding. Understanding rapidly progresses into realization, and you realize about what you see, instead of just watching blindly. If at this point you still retain some dim amount of optimisim, you see everything retrospectively as a cynic... This is why there are many cynics and few realists. Yet, though intellegence brings so much depression, few of the wise would trade it back for the stupidity and ignorance they once thought was bliss. That is an unavoidable truth that I know. That is the conclusion almost everyone who reflects upon life, knowledge, or truth eventually reaches."-Kathryn J. Blair"The truth is not right, just, and good. However, neither is it wrong, immoral, and evil. It's just... there. Many writers and philosopher say this. We can see the base and it's reasons, the cause and effects, and even the eventually outcome. We often break it down, bit by bit, to the smallest level. But when doing it, we concentrate on the thing first asked about or the example given. Or we use human notions to color the very purpose of discoloring it at all. But, when concentrating only on the truth itself, the complete impartiality and utter uncaring of what's what, one can see that truth is just an existing concept."-Kathryn J. Blair"No concept is a truth."-Kathryn J. Blair"There must be a matching truth behind all thoughts put into the link connecting personal human thoughts and a somehow consistent concept."-Kathryn J. Blair"I regret the pain of living, but not the life that I've lived."-Kathryn J. Blair"I can speak the speak, but that doesn't mean I'll eat the meat."-Kathryn J. Blair"If we make mistakes, then try not to repeat them and fail, does that count as learning, or just experiencing a moment in life?"-Kathryn J. Blair"If life becomes too tough to bear, please grant me oblivion."-Kathryn J. Blair"You may be scared to try, but it's scarier to never know... sometimes."-Kathryn J. Blair"Someone's life can hold more power than a single death, but a death leaves it's impact much faster."-Kathryn J. Blair"In anime, the blood for anything other than minor scrapes, minor facial cuts, or a single dripping line of blood is never red... unless you're refering to the black ink used in the mangas. Then it doesn't really matter, now does it?"-Kathryn J. Blair"It's hard, but one must learn control. Or take medication. Whatever works."-Kathryn J. Blair"Yes, I do smile at the face of adversity. Then I walk away."-Kathryn J. Blair"I'm lazier than a house cat. Scary, huh?"-Kathryn J. Blair"Why don't you ever sleep-in on the weekend? That's what I always did, and I turned out fine! Oh, wait..."-Kathryn J. Blair"If at this point you still retain some dim amount of optimisim, you see everything retrospectively as a cynic... This is why there are many cynics and few realists."-Kathryn J. Blair"Though intellegence brings so much depression, few of the wise would ever trade it back for the stupidity and ignorance they once had in bliss."-Kathryn J. Blair"When I catch that damn squirrel, I'm gonna kick him in the nuts!"-Kathryn J. Blair"Why do the only good forum signatures all have quotes?"-Kathryn J. Blair"Life sucks... who wants it to be eternal?"-Kathryn J. Blair"If you were immortal, everyone around would die again and again. You would most likely become inured to loss."-Kathryn J. Blair"Truthfully, I go through suicidal stages from time to time. Living forever would eventually become a curse to anyone... but it would be doubly so for me."-Kathryn J. Blair"The reason we are born is to learn the hardships and struggles of life, and the joys inbetween. The reason we live is a purpose we must each carve out for ourselves. And the reason we die is so we can finally get a little damn peace."-Kathryn J. Blair"As a kid, I focused my maternal instincts towards stuffed creatures and inanimate furs. I seem to have worked my way up to small furry housepets that purr. And I'm pretty damn sure it should stay that way."-Kathryn J. Blair"May all the stars in sky help me find my way if I ever lose it."-Kathryn J. Blair"If I wanted reality, I won't be watching T.V."-Kathryn J. Blair"I'm not that big a nerd anymore. I'm more of a geek these days."-Kathryn J. Blair"I've had this body a long time. I've learned lots about it. Just don't ask me what goes on beneath the surface- I failed anatomy five times. Hey, Latin words are hard to memorize!"-Kathryn J. Blair"Difference between a realist and a cynic? The depth of knowledge."-Kathryn J. Blair"Oh yeah, that was... I can't even think of a word that fits here."-Kathryn J. Blair"Most of humanity is stupid. The world never stops breeding perpetual ignorance. The only scholars these days are people who have enough money already to continue learning, and the ONLY use for a philosophy major now is for becoming a philosophy teacher yourself."-Kathryn J. Blair"The only thing holding that dress up are two miracles of plastic surgery at work."-Kathryn J. Blair"Since when do I talk for other people's amusement?"-Kathryn J. Blair"Superman's not retarded, just a bonehead."-Kathryn J. Blair"Why is Superman so popular? He's boring in every way. The tights-wearing bat that creeps around in dark alleys is who kids should look up to."-Kathryn J. Blair"I love how English is a universial language."-Kathryn J. Blair"Run awaaaayy! It's something you don't understand!"-Kathryn J. Blair"The fact that I got so worked up about a wrecked statue in a Marvel- sorry, DC- cartoon tells you either I have layers upon layers of issues, or that those chimichangas finally decided on their revenge. And since I don't remember the last time I actually ate a chimichanga, the layered issues is the safest bet."-Kathryn J. Blair"Anyone who's done nothing wrong is doomed for failure. Hell, we're all doomed to fail in the end."-Kathryn J. Blair"Of all the bad ways to go, I don't think you can beat being eaten by a T-Rex on the crapper."-Kathryn J. Blair"Where do all these super-villain lunatics find their minions?"-Kathryn J. Blair"The real difference between accepted society and criminals is timing. High-ranked criminals are the ones who learn the truths of life too early. Small-time criminals and flunkies are those who learn too late. But the members of that so respected society are the lab rats that turned out like they were supposed to."-Kathryn J. Blair"That anyone has control over another is an illusion. Even parents don't have control, only influence. If a young child realizes this, they do as they please, never looking at how that will affect the course of their lives in the future. I know this to be the truth, because I speak from experience."-Kathryn J. Blair

"Year 70, of the Cosmic Era... Tensions mounted the Earth Alliance and the ZAFT Organization, resulting in the event of the Bloody Valentine Tragedy, leading the Earth and PLANTs into a full-scale war. The Earth Forces, with their sheer numbers, thought if they made like Zerg and rushed the hell of ZaM, the war would be won. But ZAFT's resilience and greater technology brought the war to a stalemate. Eleven months have passed since then, and the premise seems rather boring, contrived, and unappealing. So what better way to gain attention than to make this a thirty minute commercial to sell cheap plastic model kits?"-Narrator of jurpentine's Gundam SEED Abridged (in his original version of Phase 01)

"It was either an interesting musical metaphor for sex, or the most disturbing way you can spend time with your chicken sandwich."-Lelouch"Hello? Holy... kidnapping!"-Lelouch"Listen, innuendos take way too long to explain, and this is an abridge series; so we're just gonna have to be hard and blunt about everything."-Jeremiah"You'd figure being kidnapped by Batman would be more exiting."-Lelouch"So this is what Hannibal Lector would look like if he was an anime girl."-Lelouch"No, I just like killing my own men."-Suzaku's Unit Commander"You know, even the worst abridges have more than one frickin' song!"-Lelouch"Time for you to die, so I can go back to my lunch break."-Suzaku's Unit Commander"Oh, right, I forgot. Everyone's a virgin here, aren't they?"-Suzaku's Unit Commander"No worries. I'll just kill him, since he's standing right there... Alright, seriously, do I need to wait in line to kill this guy?"-Suzaku's Unit Commander"You get special powers... after all, this is anime."-C2"You know, the sad part is, that gave more information to me than the actual anime."-Lelouch"Alright, you know what? Screw you, screw this show, and screw your stupid music!"-Lelouch===Unnamed Terrorist Driver: "I'm... re-enacting my favorite scene from Batman Begins."Kallen: "Oo, does Batman crash into a building too?"Unnamed Terrorist Driver: "An... Asian Batman would."===Jeremiah: "Alright boys, playtime is over. It's time to make them stroke my penis!"Unit Grunt: "Uh, sir? Don't you mean you 'ego'?"Jeremiah: "Listen, innuendos take way too long to explain, and this is an abridge series; so we're just gonna have to be hard and blunt about everything."(same) Unit Grunt: "Uh, sir-"Jeremiah: "That wasn't an innuendo!"===Suzaku's Unit Commander: "Alright, what point of "holding the the girl down" don't you understand?"Random Unit Soldier: "Sorry, Sir, it's just that we're anime male characters."Suzaku's Unit Commander: "Oh, right, I forgot. Everyone's a virgin here, aren't they?"===Lelouch: "Ummm... What's going on here?"C2: "You get special powers... after all, this is anime."Lelouch: "With robots?"C2: "Whatever pulls in the ratings."Taekmkm's CG Abridged...abridged?! ===

Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible."-T.E. Lawrence

"The diversity of sounds rule my ever presence with their highs and blows, encompassing the totality of sensual experience. I'm a child of the sirens of knowledge, a warrior of truth in a world of washed perspectives and harsh realities. My voice cries the initial cry of the unborn into this perplexing illusion. I long for the illusion of the human drama, the defeat of the dogs of war, and the unity of existence. the beloved gods of virtue have been undersold for the bleeding bread of empathy. I know await the triumphant roar of destiny, depressed in the inviting hands of a mother, perplexed by discovery, aroused by spirit. The door is open, the road transformed. The exit code to civilization is hacked beyond despair, chased by our moon toward the freeing sun, on our journey to light. This is the open plea to the beautiful insanity of your hearts. It is time to consumate the kiss of oblivion into the obsidian of love!" - Serj Tankian, from his album, Elect the Dead

A game has rules. Your stunts are just random idiocy."-Clark Kent (Superman)""-Superman (Clark Kent)===Lois: "You know her?"Clark: "We... used to date."Lois: "Get out!"Clark: "In high school."Lois: "She's certainly come up in the world."===Lois: "Every time my sister visits, she just moves right on in, and stays and stays and- was that a penguin?"Clark: "I'm afraid so."===Mxyzpixilated: "Hey, hey! You can't just walk out! If you do, your friends will stay mindless beasts!"Superman: "They don't seem to mind."

"What's life without honor?"-Draga"The real test of honor isn't how you die, it's how you live."-Superman"Hey, we both got a Martian's phonenumber on our speed-dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here."-Flash"Flash, don't heckle the super-villain!"-John Stewart (Green Lantern)"Gee, why would a hired gun try to shoot somebody? Could it be that... someone paid me to?"-some (decently-skilled) hitman"What kind of criminals tip off the authorities?"-Hawkgirl"A pity he uses his talents for evil, rather than entertain children at birthday parties."-The Streak"Holy hi-jacking!"-Ray"Holy hostages!"-Ray"Is it just me, or are those two the only cops in this town?"-Flash"That's it. I officially wanna go home."-Flash"Great jumping Hera!"-Flash"So, are you here for the high risk, or the low pay?"-Soldier"Rolemodels? Look, I've seen showgirls with more modesty than this so-called-Wonder Woman."-Godfrey"Princess, I don't like Godfrey any more than you do. But in this country, he's entitled to his opinion... however bone-headed it is."-John Stewart (Green Lantern)"Where do these nuts come from?"-Flash"This night couldn't get any worse; my sponsers just dropped me, and they're all out of iced mochas."-Flash"Like Granny Flash used to say, why curse the dark... when you can light up a seven hundred watt candle?!"-Flash"Swirlie lights... fuzzy grilled cheese."-Flash"Mine are bigger than yours."-Batman"I can't believe I'm the mature one here."-Flash"I'm impressed. Let's go wreck it."-Superman"Don't touch that remote. I know it's heart-breaking to have your favorite shows pre-empted, but look what you're getting instead; Me... And a whole truckload of mindless violence and wanton property damage- everything that makes T.V. great!"-Joker===Green Arrow: "Is that a containment suit?"Captin Atom: "Uh-huh. I'm not flesh and blood anymore, just living energy."Green Arrow: "That wouldn't be nuclear energy, would it?"Captin Atom: "With a name like Captin Atom, what do you think?"Green Arrow: "I think you're what I marched against back in college."===Detective: "Maybe some coffee will help. How do you take it?"Flash: "Cream and thirty-seven sugars."(the detective automatically start the task, then stops and turns to look at the Flash)Flash: "Really."===Flash: "Thanks for sticking up for me in there."(Green Lantern smacks him upside the head.)Flash: "Ow!"===Hawkgirl: "What kind of criminals tip off the authorities?"Tom Turbine: "The worst kind."===Soldier 1: (reads the inscription on cave entrance) "Cave? Well, duh!"Soldier 2: "Not cave, caue. It's Latin... means 'Beware'."===TV Personality Godfrey: (on his talkshow) "Rolemodels? Look, I've seen showgirls with more modesty than this so-called-Wonder Woman."Wonder Woman: (smashes her fist in the screen) "I will not tolerate this!"John Stewart (Green Lantern): "Princess, I don't like Godfrey any more than you do. But in this country, he's entitled to his opinion... however bone-headed it is."Flash: "Democracy in action. Hey, didn't the Greeks invent that?"===Wonder Woman: "And what's wrong with the way I dress?"Flash: (to Green Lantern): "Uhh... you wanna take that?"===Batman: "What do these guys want, anyway?"Superman: "To take over the world. Or rob banks. I forget."===Batman or Robin: "Who are you?"Creeper: "They call me Yellow-Skinned-Wacky-Man! But I prefer The Creeper!"Batman or Robin: "Call Arkham, quick."

"You saying you memorized the multiplication tables? What for?"-Dana"I can't concentrate. I get nervous when kids are too quiet."-Jackie's "Dad""Hey, we can't all be Batman."-Terry (the next generation Batman)"None of the Robins ever complained."-Bruce Wayne"The power's off in some parts of town, and you know what that's gonna lead to."-Bruce Wayne"Terry, it's only the suit that's out of commission... not Batman."-Bruce Wayne"To feel the love you never get in the real world... it's no surprise that addiction follows so quickly."-Spellbinder"Hey, at least you don't have to wear tights."-Terry (the next generation Batman)
Dana: "You're cheating."Terry: "Am not."Dana: "You have to be cheating. There's no way you could know something like that without a calculater."Terry: "People used to."Dana: "You saying you memorized the multiplication tables? What for?"===(Jackie's "Dad"): "Jackie? Sorry to interupt the homework, but I'm trying to work on my expansion plans and I can't concentrate."Jackie: "We're being as quiet as we can."(Jackie's "Dad"): "That's why I can't concentrate. I get nervous when kids are too quiet."===(new proto-type hover car goes over the heads of Joker gang members on motorcycles)Test Pilot A: "Heheheh. First thing they're going to do when they get back to Gotham is tell all their buds the martians are coming."Test Pilot B: "Second thing; First they gotta get their pants clean."===Scab (Lead Joker): "You know why the Jokers come all the way out here to do our initiations?"*Lee (Joker Intitiate) shakes his head*Lead Joker's sidekick: "So no one can hear you scream."===Dana: "Doesn't look so bad from up here."Terry: "What?Dana: "The city. Kinda reminds me of the Milky Way."Terry: "Yeah, the Milky Way, but with psychopaths."===Miller (Security Guard): "This is Miller. Sector 1 clear."The guy Miller was talking to through headset: "How are those new men we sent you?"Miller (Security Guard): "Feels like we're stepping on each other. No one's causing trouble here tonight. Miller out."(Once said, the sabator (Inque) shows her "face")===(Bruce Wayne enters Power's office)Powers: "Come in, Bruce. What a pleasant surprise. How've you been holding up?"Bruce Wayne: "With a cane."(small silent pause)Powers: "Aheheh, very clever."===(Nelson shows the his quality of sportsmanship of the game he's in by excessively SLAMMING his smaller opponent into the clear re-enforced... plastic? wall, landing him right in front of where Terry and Dana are sitting. The ass then winks at Dana.)Dana: "Huah. Is it wrong for me to root for the other team?"Terry: "Not under the circumstances."===Batman (Terry): "Wahooo!"Wayne: "Would you mind not doing that?"Batman (Terry): "Sorry."===Powers: "Who... are you?!"Batman (Terry): "You really wanna know?"Powers: "Yes!"Batman (Terry): "You killed my Father."Powers: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"===Terry: "I gotta get to class. It's Family Studies, and I'm failing."Bruce Wayne: "How does someone fail 'Family Studies'?"===Garbage Man #1: "Was that Batman? Dumpster-diving?"Garbage Man #2: *shrugs* "A fella's gotta eat."===Bruce Wayne: "Then you better get going. The power's off in some parts of town, and you know what that's gonna lead to."Batman (Terry): "How 'bout giving these stars in front of my eyes a chance to go away?"Bruce Wayne: "McGinness."Batman (Terry): (sigh) "Right away, boss."===Bruce Wayne: "So stop them."Batman (Terry): "Easy for you to say."===Scab: "I'm not giving this up! For once in my life, I've got some real power."Batman (Terry): "You never had any with the Jokers?"Scab: "Don't make me laugh. They were just a crutch!"Batman (Terry): "So is this ship."Scab: "Yeah, but it's a crutch with muscle."===Terry: "Your whole family lives here?"Max: ""Whole family" is just me and my sister, most of the time. The folks slipt up when I was a kid, and Mom's on the road a lot for work. I guess you and I both have our secrets. 'Cept, mine seems kind of pathetic right now."Terry: "Hey, at least you don't have to wear tights."===Batman (Terry): "I can't believe I got her involved in this."Bruce Wayne: "Now you sound like Batman."Batman (Terry): "What?"Bruce Wayne: "I've been right where you are. More times than I care to count. And like you said, there's no way you could have stopped her."Batman (Terry): "There's Donny. I'll feel better once I wringe Spellbinder's location out of his face."Bruce Wayne: "Or you could cool your jets, and just tail him."Batman (Terry): "Oh. Yeah, I guess that's a good idea, too."

"The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness."-Norman Cousins

"Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats."-Howard Aiken

"A level of despair is reached, where people are willing to die to punish their tormentors."-William Kammeraad-Campbell, a retired Miami University professor of political science

"As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape." -John Lancaster Spalding, Aphorisms and Reflections

"It is said of a lonely man that he does not appreciate the life of society. This is like saying he hates hiking because he dislikes walking in thick forest on a dark night."-Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection."-Henri Poincare

"Writers must fortify themselves with pride and egotism as best they can. The process is analogous to using sandbags and loose timbers to protect a house against flood. Writers are vulnerable creatures like anyone else. For what do they have in reality? Not sandbags, not timbers. Just a flimsy reputation and a name."-Brian W. Aldiss

"In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show."-Timothy Leary

"Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue."-John Kenneth Galbraith

"Friends depart, and memory takes themTo her caverns, pure and deep."-Thomas Haynes Bayly, Teach Me to Forget

"Without them and their re-emergence from generation to generation, all other and more changeable systems of human values lost their spirit and their relevance."-Erik H. Erickson

"What nearly everybody in my life…had misunderstood about Satanism was that it’s not about ritual sacrifices, digging up graves and worshipping the devil. The devil doesn't exist. Satanism is about worshipping yourself, because you're responsible for your own good and evil."-Marilyn Manson, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell

"The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature."-Anne Frank

"A great memory is never made synonymous with wisdom, any more than a dictionary would be called a treatise."-John Henry Newman, Oxford University Sermons
You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."-Eric Hoffer

'Fate is like a small sandstorm that keeps changing directions. You change direction but the sandstorm chases you. You turn again, but the storm adjusts. Over and over you play this out, like some ominous dance with death just before dawn. Why? Because this storm isn't something that blew in from far away, something that has nothing to do with you. This storm is you. Something inside of you. So all you can do is give in to it, step right inside the storm, closing your eyes and plugging up your ears so the sand doesn't get in, and walk through it, step by step."-Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

"Come to me in the silence of the night,Come to me in the speaking silence of a dream.Come with soft rounded cheeks and eyes as bright as sunlight on a stream.Come back in tears,O memory, hope, love of finished years."- Christina Rossetti

"If Satan exists, and if he is clever at promoting Evil, then would he not agitate one section of mankind to go to war with an another - both believing God was on their side?"-Stephen Paul Lather

"Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to one again."-Willa Cather, My Antonia

After musing for some minutes, the old gentleman walked, with the same meditative face, into a back anteroom opening from the yard; and there, retiring into a corner, called up before his mind's eye a vast amphitheatre of faces over which a dusky curtain had hung for many years.…He wandered over them again. He had called them into view, and it was not easy to replace the shroud that had so long concealed them. There were the faces of friends, and foes, and of many that had been almost strangers peering intrusively from the crowd; there were the faces of young and blooming girls that were now old women; there were faces that the grave had changed and closed upon, but which the mind, superior to its power, still dressed in their old freshness and beauty, calling back the lustre of the eyes, the brightness of the smile, the beaming of the soul through its mask of clay, and whispering of beauty beyond the tomb, changed but to be heightened, and taken from earth only to be set up as a light, to shed a soft and gentle glow upon the path to Heaven. But the old gentleman could recall no one countenance of which Oliver's features bore a trace. So, he heaved a sigh over the recollections he awakened; and being, happily for himself, an absent old gentleman, buried them again in the pages of the musty book."-Charles Dickens, Oliver Twist

The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature; only then can he see clearly."-Julian Barnes

It is reserved for man alone to find his very existence questionable, to experience the whole dubiousness of being. More than such faculties as power of speech, conceptual thinking, or walking erect, this factor of doubting the significance of his own existence is what sets man apart from animal."-Victor Frankl, The Doctor and the Soul (New York: Alfred A. Knopf), 1960

"If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being."-Alexandr Solzhenitsyn, Gulag Archipelago"Own only what you can carry with you; know language, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag."-Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

About my name, Artemis. You were right in London, it is generally a female name. After the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you."-Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl book #3: The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer

It is sadder to find the past again and find it inadequate to the present than it is to have it elude you and remain forever a harmonious conception of memory."-F. Scott Fitzgerald, First published in Esquire (New York). "Show Mr. and Mrs. F to Number—," The Crack-Up, ed. Edmund Wilson (1945)., June, 1934"Now the standard cure for one who is sunk is to consider those in actual destitution or physical suffering—this is an all-weather beatitude for gloom in general and fairly salutary day-time advice for everyone. But at three o’clock in the morning, a forgotten package has the same tragic importance as a death sentence, and the cure doesn’t work—and in a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in the morning, day after day. At that hour the tendency is to refuse to face things as long as possible by retiring into an infantile dream - but one is continually startled out of this by various contacts with the world." -F. Scott Fitzgerald, from "Pasting it Together" published in "The Crack-Up", March, 1936

"Am I to risk my life to win the chance to live?"- Christine Diae from Phantom of the Opera

"Did I just hear that cat TALK?!"-Darien/Tuxedo Mask, page 60 of Sailor Moon book #1"You must believe in yourself, follow your path without fear."-Darien/Tuxedo Mask, page 71 of Sailor Moon book #7"When you're uncertain or worried, I'll be there for you. I may have no power, but you called me here to you. If you need me... ...I'll give you... the strength of my soul."-Darien/Tuxedo Mask, page 72 of Sailor Moon book #7"Pluto.... She has the blood of the God of time, Chronos in her veins... The beautiful solitary guardian of the gates of the underworld, she lives between one time and another. Time is the last sacred territory. From long ago, Sailor Pluto has guarding the gates to that forbidden land."-King Endymion, pages 125-126 of Sailor Moon book #5

"The sea is rough today."-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 128 of Sailor Moon Book #7"You... Your eyes are remarkable in color. Proud. Were you a prince in your former life?"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 136-137 of Sailor Moon book #7"Summoned from the forbidden planet the one who must never be awakened... the last Sailor Scout. The one with the blessings of Saturn, the Planet of Destruction The Scout of Silence, Sailor Saturn... ...the end had come... as Sailor Saturn's Silence Glaive slowly dropped... ...and... ...quietly destroyed... ...our last breath. Sailor Saturn appears at the moment of destruction to return everything to dust. She is the guide to death."-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, pages 81-84 of Sailor Moon book #9 (This is the abbrievated and more eloquent version of this quote- for the full and more informative version, read below.)"Princess ... Only once ... ...in all that we can remember, have we seen these three Talismans activate. Do you remember? When once upon a time, the Silver Millenium was destroyed... Back then... ...we were forbidden to leave our posts. From far away... ... we could only watch ... ...the last cries of our home world, the Silver Millenium. The Talimans, the most powerful weapons of the outter planets, resonated like we had never seen before. We gathered ... ...and our glowing Talismans... ... summoned from the forbidden planet the one who must never be awakened... the last Sailor Scout. The one with the blessings of Saturn, the Planet of Destruction The Scout of Silence, Sailor Saturn. It was then that we knew... ...the end had come. We watched as Sailor Saturn's Silence Glaive slowly dropped... ...and as the Silver Millenium was quietly destroyed... ...we breathed our last breath. Sailor Saturn appears at the moment of destruction to return everything to dust. She is the guide to death. Each of our territories is far apart. Normally we would never meet. But we were as people of this planet... and we met again. The Talismans are calling each other... And the reborn Scout of Destruction as well."-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 80-84 & 86-87 of Sailor Moon book #9 (I had add the word "the" before each "Silver Millenium")"The water's suddenly retreated. The prelude to a Tsunami?!"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 15 of Sailor Moon book #10"We must protect this land which will become the new Silver Millennium!"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 17 of Sailor Moon book #10"Raye Your senses and nerves are exceptional... Continue to sharpen them... And if the Enemy still gets in your way... Stretch a single piece of string across your heart... And then use you body and soul to...Release your fatal arrow!!"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, pages 177-178 of Sailor Moon SuperS #1"Hotaru?! Compared to how you were, you've grown to be a happy and joyous girl --but there are moments when your eyes turn ice cold Like the planet Saturn. this girl- is she going to be awakened again...?"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, pages 21-23 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3"Setsuna! We know that already but... You that day at the Tokyo Bay Observatory. Me, during the performance in Vienna... And at the race in Africa Amongst the city and people swallowed by darkness, falling into ruin... we did indeed sense the shadow of the Enemy. But we couldn't transform! We can't transform anymore! We've lost our power as Outer Senshi."-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, pages 30-31 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3"Your pathetic curse did not kill the kingdom nor the Princess! It was destiny!! You only wish you had that power!"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 66-67 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4"Oh hush! We're gonna be teeny boppers again! Back to high school! It's so exciting! Love letters in your lockers, dates at the library, school festivals etc. etc."-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 14 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #1

The wind is rough today."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, page 130 of Sailor Moon book #7"Gender doesn't make a difference. Do you think just because you're a girl you're always going to lose to a guy? If you think that... ...you can't protect the ones you love."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, pages 48-49 of Sailor Moon book #8"Don't get in our way. Battle games are dangerous."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, page 64 of Sailor Moon book #8"Even with out our help... ...she doesn't have much longer.... She was critically injured in an accident when she was eight. Hotaru miracously rose from a coma and returned to life. Despite his brilliant mind, Professer Tomoe was expelled from the academic establishment. Hotaru is the jewel of his life's work. She is both human and machine. The Professor made her a puppet, turning her body into machine. Her young body is already falling apart."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, pages 91-92 of Sailor Moon book #9"Even Super Sailor Moon can't fight gravity once she steps onto an elevator."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, page 109 of Sailor Moon book #9"You can't call this lonely. Loneliness is more... ... infinite in it's scope. Like where we used to be. It was a sad place. There was no one there. But not matter how lonely it got... We could think of Silver Millenium far away... and remember the images of the beautiful Princess and Queen. For us... ... that was a ray of light."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, pages 173-175 of Sailor Moon book #9"Yes... Princess... Everything... Our lives, death, despair, hope and dreams--- Always by your shining light."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, page 16 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4"You're enjoying this way too much. High school? After touring all around the world and raising children?."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, page 14 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #1

Holding you close, and giving you kisses... aren't the only symbols of love...Watching over someone from afar, is a kind of love too."-Setsuna/Sailor Pluto, pages 27-28 of Sailor Moon book #7"Light would always lead us. It told us, "It's all right... ... don't give up.""- Setsuna/Sailor Pluto, page 175 of Sailor Moon book #9

Awaken! Awaken the self within myself. The time has come... Let the destruction begin."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, pages 113-114 of Sailor Moon book #7"Beautiful... This suffering at the moment of destruction..."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 113 of Sailor Moon book #10"Do not be distraught. Always with the end, comes hope and rebirth."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 115 of Sailor Moon book #10"Darkness returns once again... But now I am aware... those 2000 years that went by as I slept like a dead rock brought upon the nightmare in this cradle that rocks back and forth..."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 37 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3"I didn't want anyone to know about this cold, bloodless body... I was always alone. Papa was busy with his research. I thought I would die alone like this. I finally made a friend... Do I need to live so badly that my body is turned into this? Is there a reason for me to live?"-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, pages 40-41 of Sailor Moon book #9"Thank goodness ... I was able to save you Rini ... I'm so very happy ... This may be strange coming from another girl ... But I felt we were destined to meet ... I'm glad I met you... I'm glad we became friends, Rini... Thank you... Farewell..."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, pages 32-33 & 35 of Sailor Moon book #10"I... am the journeyer from the valley of the dead... With the blessings of Saturn, the planet of destruction, I am the Scout of Silence... Sailor Saturn."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, pages 84-85 of Sailor Moon book #10 (editor's note: this quote really started with; "I... and the journeyer", but I corrected it.)"I feel... that it has not been so long since I was last called upon..."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 87 of Sailor Moon book #10"I am always an uninvited guest."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 87 of Sailor Moon book #10"Now! The end is near! I, Sailor Saturn, the guide to death, will you to the world of silence and nothingness."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 114 of Sailor Moon book #10"Don't be afraid. I am the 'sleeping you' inside of you. The time has come for awakening. A begining of a new mission. -wake up Under the protection of our star, Saturn. The soul of the sleeping me. Wake up What's this? I see these visions- I must hurry"-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, pages 33-35 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3"The time has come. The time for our new awakening. No matter how many times we reincarnate... It's set in stone... Who we live for. We're different now. We don't have to fight far away and alone any longer! We were reborn. Together with our princess. At last it is time."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 39-41 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3

Hotaru... ...is Sailor Saturn, the Harbringer of Destruction? Hotaru... Her dark eyes... Hotaru always look sad... I have to save her! I have to get to Hotaru!! I won't let them kill her! This time I won't run... It doesn't matter what her fate is. She's my friend!"- Rini/Sailor Chibi Moon, pages 96-98 of Sailor Moon book #9"I'll fight... I won't cry anymore. I'm a Sailor Scout too. With this life that Hotaru saved... I'll fight with my heart!"- Rini/Sailor Chibi Moon, page 39 of Sailor Moon book #10"July 7 The weather was cloudy then clear. Today was Tanabata, the day where Shokujo and Kengyu can meet once a year. Although they live 16 light years apart and have a lot of problems, I hope they live long together without fights. But I want the person I love beside me everyday. End"- Rini/Sailor Chibi Moon, page 159 of Sailor Moon book #10"I wanna grow up as quick as I can!! Afterall, I'm 903 years old!!"- page 38 of Sailor Moon SuperS #1"My tears won't stop..."- Rini/Sailor Chibi Moon, page 114 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4"I'm just a little Rini now but I've got to keep at it so my dreams will come true one day."- Rini/Sailor Chibi Moon, page 137 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4"Small Lady... Serenity... You did call me that once... But I'm not that little girl anymore. I am the Queen of Darkness, Black Lady. I was chosen by the ruler of darkness, Wiseman to be reborn as Queen of Nemesis, the planet of darkness."- Black Lady/Wicked Lady, pages 138 & 142-143 of Sailor Moon book #6"Heh... Is that how you expel the unworthy. I'm no longer entitled to enter the palace. See if I care. The Silver Millennium always treated me as a nuisance. I'll leave on my own."-Black Lady/Wicked Lady page 141 of Sailor Moon book #6"I... am Wicked Lady... I have no friends or family... I am... alone."- Black Lady/Wicked Lady page 25 of Sailor Moon book #7

Raye! I've got the best idea! Get married I know how much you hate men, but... See... Don't think of it as getting married... just think of it as gaining a free helping hand! And he'll inherit your grandpa's shrine... he'll do all the work and you can do whatever you want! Just think of him as your little servant!"-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 154 of Sailor Moon SuperS #1"I just wondered if you ever fart when you meditate."-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 155 of Sailor Moon SuperS #2"This is still the Age of Pisces... the time of love!! As the Goddess of Love, I won't lose to you!!"-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 42 of Sailor Moon book #5"She's in love. Luna has to be in love... It's your fault for getting lax, Artemis! It doesn't matter if you're married in the 30th century and have Diana as a kid. You can't sit twiddling your thumbs. The future can change completely."-Mina/Sailor Venus, pages 58-60 of Sailor Moon book #11"My first love... Higashi on the volleyball team... But I ended clobbering him, didn't I?"-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 60 of Sailor Moon book #11"Rival=Enemy, huh? I don't wanna be killed by Amy. My grades can stay where they are."-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 147 of Sailor Moon SuperS #2"Raye, with the exotic, straight long hair! Rumor has it you've got several male fans!"-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 155 of Sailor Moon SuperS #2"Artemis! You were alway with me. You were my reflection!"-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 48 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3

I felt something inside... The wind brought me here... something important was waiting for me here."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter, page 189 of Sailor Moon book #1"You shouldn't touch me right now... I can store up a charge like a battery. You see it most when I'm not feeling my best. Y'know. Like how I control the lightning."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter, page 172 of Sailor Moon book #5"You're a lot like an old friend of mine... straight-forward and honest... She was a great friend and always there for me. But I took her friendship for granted. I didn't even say good bye when I moved here."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter, pages 175-176 of Sailor Moon book #5"You remind me of that time... When I didn't have a goal life... when I didn't even understand the importance of friends... ... I've finally found the understanding friends I've always been searching for. I cherish them more than anything else. I want to do my best for my friends... I now have a goal... ...Someday, when you find someone special, you'll understand. Whether it's a friend... or a loved one..."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter, pages 176-177 of Sailor Moon book #5"Bunny Do you know why Rini is so important to him? Because Rini is your child Bunny. He's thinking of our roles. He wants to make sure you are free to act as you must. You have us, Bunny. He believes in us. So he as decided to put all his effort into protecting your child, who is more important than anything."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter, pages 106-107 of Sailor Moon book #6

Quit reading comic books and study!!"-Amy/Sailor Mercury, page 124 of Sailor Moon SuperS #2"I don't have much self-esteem... I always rely on others... I'm sleepy... I'm weak... Just let me sleep... It feels so good... Don't wake me up! Don't wake me up!"-Amy/Sailor Mercury, page 123 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3"My true dream...? Ah... Right... I have all these people I love and adore. I want to love them even more. To protect them... That's why I study... And my dream is to... Become a proud Scout and protect everyone...because that's my mission!"-Amy/Sailor Mercury, pages 125-127 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3

I don't need love right now. I have friends with the same purpose as me. I have all of you."- Raye/Sailor Mars, page 176 in Book #11 of Sailor Moon by Naoko Takeuchi"I'll punish you in high heels!"- page 183 of Sailor Moon book #1 (sidenote: Naoko Takeuchi once wrote that one her favorite things about Sailor Mars were the red high-heels in her sailor outfit) "That's right. There's no time to cry over boys."- page 190 of Sailor Moon book #1"Bunny, you're such airhead! Your brains only show up when you morph! Spare the poor Princess your goofy comments."- page 121 of Sailor Moon #2"The waxing and the waning moon symbolize hatred and unrest. The new moon means death and destruction. But for visions of the future you need the full moon. It's white light gives you power."- page 13 of Sailor Moon book #3"Shadows in the fire of the sun... It's a bad omen..."- page 62 of Sailor Moon book #3"It's upon us... I can feel it... Something evil is about to happen..."-Raye/Sailor Mars, page 80 of Sailor Moon book #1"Bunny, you're such airhead! Your brains only show up when you morph! Spare the poor Princess your goofy comments."-Raye/Sailor Mars, page 121 of Sailor Moon #2"The waxing and the waning moon symbolize hatred and unrest. The new moon means death and destruction. But for visions of the future you need the full moon. It's white light gives you power."-Raye/Sailor Mars, page 13 of Sailor Moon book #3"Shadows in the fire of the sun... It's a bad omen..."-Raye/Sailor Mars, page 62 of Sailor Moon book #3"I don't need love right now. I have friends with the same purpose as me. I have all of you."-Raye/Sailor Mars, page 176 of Sailor Moon book #11"Wow! I feel the flames running through my body! This is the sensation I was craving! What was I wavering about?! I am the Soldier of Fire that swore loyalty to Princess Serenity! To protect the Princess, this planet and our friends... I will fight!! That is my dream and my life!"-Raye/Sailor Mars, pages 176-177 of Sailor Moon SuperS #1

Come on, die already!"- page 14 of Sailor Moon book #1"Wow All that crying wore me out."- page 20 of Sailor Moon book #1"Ahhh... What a lovely dream How refreshing And I met a gorgeous guy... ... sigh It seems that it a dream. sob."- pages 40-41 of Sailor Moon book #1"Maybe I should go study... Wait. Me? Uh, no thanks... I'll pass."- pages 59-60 of Sailor Moon book #1"Warning... in my sub-concious... But it's already... ...too late He share our secret. Can I trust him?... What should I do...? I feel so nervous... But... I wish... we could stay like this forever..."- pages 55-56 of Sailor Moon book #2"You are my first love... my only love... Even if we are reborn in another life, we'll find each other... and then... we'll fall in love again..."- pages 140 of Sailor Moon book #3"We'll transcend time... to live again, perhaps this time... We'll find happiness..."- page 142 of Sailor Moon book #3"Always... When I think I'm happy, in the next instant... I'm suddenly unsure. I somehow feel this happiness won't last."- Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 125-126 of Sailor Moon book #7"Always... Everyone shows me the light and leads the way... Whenever I feel crushed, I always remember... I have that light in my heart. It's everyone's hearts joined as one. I just have to believe that in one moment that light will shine forth."- page 180 of Sailor Moon book #9"There should be light and darkness, battles, hope, life and death. Happiness and sadness."- Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 132 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3"At the end of a battle, there is hope for the future."- page 135 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3"No matter how tough, I want to live this life!"- page 175 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3

You are aware of the others so you must be in some basic sense aware of who... what we are."-Mara Chaffee from Village of the Damned"No such thing as a hero... only a lucky idiot."-T from One Last Dance"Sorrow is nothing but worn out joy." Kurt from Old Joy"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."-Professor Dumbledore from the first Harry Potter movie"Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And, years later tell how they stood for hours in the cold rain just to catch a glimpse of the one who taught them to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us who keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams."-Aunt May from Spiderman 2

"You fool!! You still don't get it, do you!? Naraku's duping you!! And meanwhile... ...you're bleeding to death!"-Inuyasha, page 53 in Book #11 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"But that what does mean to be different... Nobody trusts you, you're always the first to be blamed, and it is always, always your fault!"-Inuyasha
"Stop treating me like a dog!"-Inuyasha
"That's Oda Nobunaga! Hello, didn't you study history?"-Kagome
"It wasn't me he was looking at just now. He was looking right through me, to Kikyo."-Kagome
"Maybe Inuyasha isn't such a bad guy after all. He just doesn't know that yet."-Kagome
"Note to self: Ignore those little voices."-Kagome
(staring at Kagome in the hot springs) "She has a shard of the Shikon jewel, and they're- I mean its- huge!"-Miroku
"For the dead there is neither good nor evil. All that remains is the mercy of Buddha."-Miroku, page 187 in Book #6 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"For the dead there is neither good nor evil. All that remains is... mercy."-Miroku, page 187 in Book #6 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Inuyasha is only a half-demon. They probably figure he's not good enough for them."-Shippo
"These human creatures... I should think you had enough of them."-Sesshomaru
"Are you done? I am."-Sesshomaru
"All this for a memory and a dead mortal girl? If I'd known that's what it took to make you fight, I'd've killed her sooner."-Sesshomaru
"Inuyasha, make her stop. Half-demon though you are, the blood of a demon runs through you. Be proud of that and do not accept human aid, even in death."-Sesshomaru
"The love you speak of is nothing but a hollow emotion. An emotion that only served to deepen the hatred."-Kikyo
"It is clear that Inuyasha wishes for my death. This is good, because he feels remorse for our dispute. Heh heh... Let him feel remorseful. I shall never let him forget about me. Time will not advance, thus allowing me to exist in a dimension in which time will be frozen. I can live on in Inuyasha's heart, during my frozen recreation."-Kikyo
"It is clear that Inuyasha wishes for my death. This is good, because he feels remorse."-Kikyo
"I can live on in Inuyasha's heart, during my frozen recreation."-Kikyo
"Nothing can resolve one's determination of exacting vengeance the way bitterness can."-Kikyo
"Vengeance alone ... Will not resurrect me."-Kikyo, page 157 in Book #8 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"That day... My body perished... But now... Animating this construct of other's flesh... I feel more alive than ever. I can love and I can hate... My soul is freer than in it's mortality."-Kikyo, pages 111-112 in Book #13 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Tsubaki was entirely obsessed with the Sacred Jewel, so she was doomed for failure. Obsessed. Just as I am obsessed."-Kikyo
"Nice to meet ya. I'm Myoga. Always a beast, but never a burden."-Myoga
"These pickles are full of history!"-Grandpa Higurashi
"The legend has been passed down through the ages about "The Bone-Eater's Well"... Telling of an evil within it that causes the corpses of monsters to disappear... Somewhere... What if that "somewhere" were the stream of time...?"-Grandpa Higurashi, page 162 in Book #1 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Never get on the wrong side of a cat."-Grandpa Higurashi
"A cat's vengeance runs deep."-Grandpa Higurashi
""-Sota
""-Kagome's Mom
"Lord Sesshomaru, I'm not lonely anymore. But I wonder if maybe Kagura is."-Rin
"Who's cooking? Oh, that'd be me. AHHHH!"-Jaken
"Have ye no reguard for man's gravesites and tombstones? A grave is more than simply a place to bury a body, or ashes. It is a place of refuge, of shelter, for those loved ones left behind. My sister was born a priestess. She used her powers for the good of the villagers. She warded specters and demons away from the village, and battled illness and famine countless times. Ever since her demise, Kikyo's spirit continued to encourage them to overcome their obstacles and have the strength to carry on. But people are weak, and hearts are easily swayed by the winds of danger and uncertainty. Her grave was a place of reassurence, a haven to encourage the villagers to brace themselves against the storms of life."-Keade
"Run, my pretty! There's nothing more exciting than the sight of fleeing prey!"-Jyakotsu
"Come. It's almost time for our embrace. Our embrace made slick with your blood."-Jyakotsu
"Trap? Is that what you call my simple diversions? I thought the slayers of your village could handle any sort of demon. They literally did not live up to their boasts."-Naraku
""Next time"...? But weren't you truly planning to hit me that time? Try again, then. Aim carefully."-Kagura, pages 100-101 in Book #15 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"I despise Naraku's method of stooping to trickery. I'll kill for jewel shards. I need no schemes."-Kagura
"It's in Naraku's hands, both life and death. We are all merely Naraku's tools."-Kanna
"My sisters Kanna and Kagura were merely the opening acts. Now Goshinki makes his debut."-Goshinki
"Ha! Are you so arrogant you you look down at me... As a corpse?"- Black Priestess Tsubaki, page 134 in Book #22 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"I'm dead! Okay?! Where can I go home to?!"-Mayu, page 179 in Book #4 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"In every era... So many bad souls..."-The Noh Mask of Flesh, page 118 in Book #3 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Um... There's a monkey on your head."-Princess Tsuyu, TV version of the quote on page 34 in Book #3 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"If the demon is truly large, then we are no match for it. It's irrational, it's impossible, it's against my religion."-Miroku, Inuyasha
"The guy suddenly has a big sword to swing around and now he wants a soapbox to stand on and preach to the whole world."-Inuyasha, Inuyasha
"Let me give you a little piece of advice now that I have your attention; If you're going to kill someone, make sure you do it right the first time. Because if you only maim them the first time, they have a nasty way of coming back to make you regret it."-Inuyasha, Inuyasha
"Inuyasha has changed, hasn't he? His face has grown... Much gentler. The Inuyasha I knew had insolent eyes. Eyes that would trust no one. The girl Kagome... Has she changed him? Heh... What I once wanted to do... That girl is doing in my stead, eh? If I had lived... I would have been the one melting his heart."- Kikyo, page in Book #8 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"I live in this realm, wrapped in the souls of the dead, driven only by my hatred of you."- Kikyo, page in Book #8 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"I want to meet him soon. Inuyasha... I wonder what color his blood is?"- Jyakotsu, page 132 in Book #24 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Am I bothering you? People tell me to shut up a lot."-Rin, page 34 in Book #23 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
Don't pay any attention. Villians always taunt."- Miroku, page 122 in Book #16 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"There is no other woman... ...I'd rather gave insult me, than you."- Miroku, page 168 in Book #21 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Man... Is everybody plotting against my education?!"- Kagome, page 128 in Book #4 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Your folly saved a man's life, didn't it? That's something, I guess."- Inuyasha, page 84 in Book #3 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Should I have mentioned the cliff?"- Inuyasha, page 17 in Book #3 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale

"If you're going to do it, do it now. If not, then leave."-Gendo Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion "Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire."-Rei Ayanami, Neon Genesis Evangelion "Survivability takes priority."-Misato Katsuragi, Neon Genesis Evangelion "Mankind has no time left."-Gendo Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion "The interaction of men and women isn't very logical."-Dr. Ritsuko Akagi, Neon Genesis Evangelion "You're thinking in Japanese. If you must think, do it in German!"-Asuka, Neon Genesis Evangelion

"Shining brightly, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity."-Jing, King of Bandits Jing "Tears of Sadness... Tears of Joy... They're far from the same."-Jing, King of Bandits Jing "We humans are just made to be greedy I guess. But there are some of us who can resist the greedy temptations and desires of our hearts."-Jing, King of Bandits Jing "Even without clocks, the sun will still rise." - Captain (King of Bandits Jing)

"He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards.""-Terry Pratchett

"Is it eradicating evil? Or are we like children, left alone in the house at night, who light candle after candle to keep away the darkness. We don’t see that the darkness has a purpose – thought we may not understand it – and so, in our terror, we end up burning down the house!"-Margaret Weis, Time of the Twins

"I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time." -Charles Monroe Schulz, Peanuts (character Charlie Brown)

"It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways."-Buddha

"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us."-Joseph Campbell

"It is certain that memory contains not only philosophy, but all the arts and all that appertain to the use of life."-Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph."-Haile Selassie

"God gave us memories that we might have roses in December."-John M. Barrie

I remember, when I first heard the story of the Zodiac animals, all I could think about was that poor cat. While all the other animals were having a wonderful time at the banquet, the cat was still lying in its bed, dreaming of a party that would never come."-Tohru"It serves you right, You know. What do you really know about the Sohmas? Do you think you understand what it means to be cursed? Do you? I only have a short time left to live...Nothing can change that...I alone carry the full weight of the Zodiac Curse. So you see.... I do understand...I wonder what it was that everyone expected of you. Did they really think you would be able to miraculously save us, somehow? you deserve this pain. But don't you think this is the end of it. I'm going to make you regret you were ever involved with us. I'll make you suffer the way we suffer."-Akito"To truly love someone, is to always put their feelings before your own...no matter what."- Hana (Saki Hanajima)"Ah. The sight of that smile is like a million volts down my spine, and what’s more, we both like steamed leeks. It’s as though we’re destined to be together!"-Motoko (Prince Yuki Fan Club President)M"The truth is I didn't want to see it. I didn't want to see him changed like this. I didn't want to know there's a place in his heart that I could never reach. Not when knowing hurts so much. And yet. And yet, I--Seeing Yuki here, smiling like this, it makes me so happy. And I never want him to stop smiling. Even though I know he's not smiling because of me, as much as it hurts to admit."-Motoko (Prince Yuki Fan Club President)"How stupid can you get? I mean, telling me I’m gonna be a prince? It’s just dumb talk; it’s not like she can back it up. Is she gonna take responsibility if I don’t become one, or if I can’t?"-Hiro"I'm not sure why I've decided to do this. I'm not any stronger than I was, and nothing else has changed. But all the same, this time I'm not going to run away. It's okay to feel weak sometimes. It's okay to be afraid. The important thing is that we face our fears. That's...that's what makes us strong."-Yuki"It is an age old custom that members of the royal family should always wear their hair long in honor of the high king Rurubara, who it is said, during the fourth year of his reign, was visited by a divine image-it was Kandra, shimmering with heavenly light of red and gold! Kandra began to chant "Ma Rudu Muni!" And a blue light burst forth from his forehead! At this moment Rurubara's true spirit was set free! And just as the vast springs of his strength and wisdom were swelling within him, so too did his hair begin to sprout forth from his head!"-Ayame"How the hell can you call wearing a dress "cool"?"- Kyo"For years, living in Sohma House felt like living in a cage. Akito always liked to keep me a far away from- well, everyone, as he could. But what I wanted was to live a normal life, with normal people. I wanted to move in with Shigure and enroll in this school. I wondered why he let me go, at first. But I soon found out... I could leave the house, but leaving the cage... That wasn't so easy. No, I'm still a Sohma. And no matter how much I might want to, that's something I can never change. I'll always be... different. I know that. What scares me is, if I get too close to someone, they might realize that, too."-Yuki"Yuki, you look like a girl!"- Momiji"Damn, those fanclub girls look scary today. They're either about to mug him or eat him, I can't tell which."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)"Kyo... he's shy when he first meets people, but after he gets to know them, he can open up to them, be himself. Because of what he is, Kyo can never be accepted into the zodiac. But isn't better that he can be accepted, by normal people, for who he is... That, is exactly what I've always wanted. I guess that's why I get so angry with him, because he can't even see what he has. He's blinded by that foolish desire to join the very same family I've spent my whole life trying to run away from."-Yuki"Ah, welcome home!" (no one answers) "Hi, Shigure. It's good to be home." Is that too much to ask?"-Shigure"Yes, it is a fever all right, and in my professional medical opinion, you're sick!"-Shigure"A thousand perfectly lovely things you could have said, but what poetry spews from your mouth? "Any time." Really, Yuki."-Shigure"I should have known. There was no way I could have joined the others. A rice ball doesn't belong in a fruits basket."- Tohru"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass." -Shigure"No one really starts out kind. All we know how to do at first is want. We want food, we want attention...it's just natural survival instinct, I guess...but kindness is something that we all have to learn as we go. It's something that grows and develops slowly over time...the same way our bodies do..."-Tohru"Ah Yuki! As always our destiny is like a rose bush that grows along a black gate. A sweet agony that causes my heart to…"-Motoko (Prince Yuki Fan Club President)"What kind of idiot knocks on a sliding door? Stop acting so westernized, would you?"-Motoko's Mom"That reminds me. I thought I sensed Shigure's electric signals coming from the parents section."-Hana (Saki Hanajima)"Well, I admit he does seem to have an air of mystery about him. And there are some weird stories floating around, too. I hear one of those fanclub girls tried to ask him out once, but he just pushed her away. And I mean that literally. Right in the hall. Then he left her on the floor and ran off."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)"If I wore a tie, it wouldn't change who I am. If I had no piercings, it wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if my hair was black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your ass!"-Haru (Hotstaharu)"I would worry but i don't think her brain damage could get worse."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)"True kindness isn't something we're born with. It's something we have to work at. Not everyone has it. But I think everyone has the potential. Sometimes you just have to look really close before you can tell it's there."-Kyoko"Now hold it, Yankee. You're not gonna scare us with that street-thug talk!"-Minami (while shaking in fear)"One more word, and you'll all get ****ed with electric shocks."-Hana (Saki Hanajima)""""""""===Yuki: "I know the place is dirty. And I realize the idea of living with two strange boys might seem a little awkward. But there is an extra room up stairs, you're welcome to stay there if you like."Tohru: "No, no, no... Out of the question!"Yuki: "We’re not that strange."===Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!"Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail."Tohru: "No, no, we've got to do something!"(Shigure in dog form grabs the letter.)Mailman: "I wish my dog was as smart. Good day!"===Kyo: "Dammit! How am I supposed to come up with an excuse if both of you transform too?!"Yuki: "Don't you dare try to blame this on us, you stupid cat!"Kyo: "Go ahead, say that again!"Yuki: "Stupid. Cat."Kyo: "Why, you little-"Shigure: "Cut it out, both of you!"Tohru: (thinking) You mean they talk, too?Shigure: "Anyway, it's too late for excuses. We might as well tell her the truth. Tohru, I'm a dog. Yuki here, he's a rat. That's Kyo. Don't let his temper scare you, he's got a bit of a chip on his shoulder."Tohru: "So, this is... normal?"Shigure: "Strange choice of words, but yes. Our family has lived with this curse for generations. We transform into the twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac."(Kyo, who was glaring at the wall, turns to glare at Shigure)Shigure: "Sorry, the twelve animals plus the cat. Anyway, whenever our bodies come under a great deal of stress- or when we're hugged by a member of the opposite sex, we transform. After a little while, we change back... only thing is, uh..."(all three transform back at that moment)Shigure continues: "We're naked."===Shigure: "Tohru, didn't you used to say you wished you could be a cat?Tohru: "Yeah, uh-huh!"Shigure: "What's it like, seeing the real thing?"Tohru: "Right! It's the cat from the Chinese zodiac, like in the story!"Shigure: "Yes it's hard to believe, I know and I agree the phrase "cat like reflexes" doesn't really apply to him, the way he let you fall on him like that. But he is a cat, albeit clumsier then most. Surprising really, considering the amount of martial arts training he's had. I'm sure he'd tell you the same thing himself if he wasn't so busy brooding like a child…"===Shigure: "Lemme guess; you lost your temper and yelled at her again, right? You know, you shouldn't do that if you're just going to regret it. Not too bright, now is it?"Kyo: "Save your breath. I'm just not meant to get along with other people. Period. End of story."Shigure: "Oh sure, some people just aren't. But you're not one of them. You lack experience, that's all. For example, I'm sure you could smash this table to bits with your bare hands. But I'm equally sure you could punch the table without breaking it. And why is that? Because I know your training has taught you to control your fists... at least I should hope so, after four months of fighting bears and-"Kyo: "I didn't fight bears!"Shigure: "My point is, it takes just as much training to get along with people. Only, training by yourself in the mountains won't do you any good. You need to surround yourself with others. As you get to know them, of course you take the chance that you'll end up hurting them, or they'll end up hurting you. One of those things might very well happen. That's the only way we learn... about others, and about ourselves. You're a black-belt in martial arts, but I'd guess you still a white-belt in social skills. Someday, you're going to meet someone that truly wants to be your friend, and you, theirs. But it if you don't keep training, you won't be ready when that happens."Kyo: "It'll never happen, anyways!"Shigure: "Uh-uh! Never say never."Kyo: "Ok, fine. Maybe if I meet someone with brain-damage... or something."Shigure: "That's the spirit!"===Kagura: Kyo! You have to tell me and be honest. Do you love me? Do you hate me? Because I love you, I do! More than anything else in the whole wide world!Kyo: Uhh...Kagura: I'll prove it! I'll cook for you every day! I'll do anything! Even if you cheat on me, I can forgive a one time fling!Kyo: (trying to make her stop) Wait. Wait! No!Kagura: No one else loves you this much, do they?Kyo: (still protesting) No!Kagura: No, just me! We should always be together, don't you think?(Kagura grabs Kyo by the shirt.)Kagura: (shaking Kyo) I just told you what you think, now say something, dammit!===Kagura: "You don't understand how a woman feels when she's in love!"Shigure: "Yes, I do... At least, I've felt enough women to venture a guess."===Kagura was doing Kyo's laundry, and had wrung his shirt so hard it tears. Kyo shows up.)Kyo: Please tell me you didn't just do what I think you did!?Kagura: (seeing Kyo) My love!Kyo: My shirt! And I really liked this one too.Kagura: You can wear this one.(Kagura offers Kyo another shirt.)Kyo: But it's soaking wet!Kagura: But that's because I washed it.Kyo: Is there anything of mine you didn't wash?!Kagura: Your pants...===Shigure: "Tohru? What's for breakfast? I'm starving ... Oh. I forgot, our dear sweet Tohru has gone gone away."Yuki: "That sounded like you forgot on purpose."(I need to type the last part of this quote myself)===(need to type first part in myself) Yuki: "Maybe it's a good thing she didn't catch me after all; she squeezed that bun so hard all the filling came out!"===Shigure: "That's lovely. She’s so... how shall I say it? By putting it into words I'm afraid the nobility of it all would only be obscured."Yuki: "Of what?"Shigure: "You know, she's so spunky!"Kyo: "You sick bastard!"===Shigure: "So I wonder what kind of people Tohru's friends are?"Kyo: "A yankee and a psychic."===Yuki: "Since when do we have a rice cooker?"Tohru: "I found it in the trash!"===Kyo: "Like once I was walking in the mountains with Kagura when we surrounded by a whole pack of boars! I thought they were gonna eat us!"(Tohru laughs)Kyo: "It's not funny!"===(Momiji is running toward Tohru but is held in place by Kyo’s hand on his head.)Momiji: "Kyo, you’re just trying to keep Tohru all to yourself because she’s so cute. You probably hug her every day."Kyo: "What?! Hell no! Who would wanna do that?"(lets go of Momiji, becoming distracted by embarassment)Momiji: "Meee!!!"(Momiji hugs Tohru and transforms.)===Hatori: "I want you both to give me a simple answer to this question. What is the last letter of the alphabet?"Kyo and Yuki: "Z."(Hatori takes a picture while they are "grinning" together.)Hatori: "Akito wanted me to take a picture of you while I was here. That should be a very nice shot. So long, then."Momiji: "Bye-bye."Kyo: "Hatori, come back here!"===Kana: "Can I ask you a question? When snow melts, what does it become?"Hatori: "The answer is water, of course."Kana: "BZZZZZT! Nope! It becomes spring!"===Hatori: What do you think snow becomes after it melts?Tohru: What? Um, let's see. It..It becomes spring, doesn't it? No matter how cold it is now, spring will come for sure. Amazing, isn't it? Snow always melts away. Always. I love spring the most.===Shigure: I’m think I’m going to wet my pants.(Shigure makes his way to the bathroom that has a sign outside. He opens the door.)Hana: (getting up) Didn’t you see what the sign said? “Closed for cleaning.”Shigure: Uhh. Right, whatever.Hana: It’s closed for cleaning.Shigure: I just need a minute.Hana: Did you know? In many ways the flow of electrical waves through our bodies can be compared to the flow of water?(Shigure looks shocked.)Hana: Over 60% of the human body is made up of water. In other words, if you were to round up, people are water. Many people fail to realize this considering the body’s solid appearance. But nonetheless, on the inside, we are essentially a liquid. Water is continually flowing through us; it streams through our veins. It sustains all parts of our bodies: the head, the heart, the stomach, the kidneys, the bladder…(Shigure slams the door shut and a gushing sound is heard.)===Kyo: "Wipe that smug little smirk off your face before I come over there and do it for ya. Yeah, you’ll be sorry then, won’t ya, and I’ll make you say it."Yuki: "I’m sorry."Kyo: "Shut up! You’re a real wise-ass, you know that?"Yuki: "At least I’m not the noisy idiot who’s causing a scene outside the store."Kyo: Oh, you’ve done it now, girly boy! We're taking this outside!"Yuki: "We already are outside, you stupid cat."===Hatsuharu: "Well actually I left on Sunday with the intention of coming here, but I was swept away into the heart of the dark urban wilderness and it took me three days to find my way out."Yuki: (sighs) "Why don’t you just say that you got lost?"===Haru: Come on, what’s the matter? Hit me!Kyo: What fight are you watching?! You haven't landed a single punch yet! You hit me!Haru: You got it!Tohru: Somehow, this has turned into a fighting anime.===The girls start running, but Hana quickly falls.)Tohru: "Oh, Hana, what’s the matter. You okay?"Hana: "Tohru I’m sorry. I can’t run any farther."(grabs Tohru’s hands) "I’ve done my best, but now I’ve reached the edge of my limits. Run on without me. And don’t worry, I’ll be right behind you the whole time…only walking."Tohru: "Hana..."Coach: "Walk, crawl, I don’t care. Just start, Ms. Hanajima."===Kyo: (to Tohru) What the hell were you doing? Dammit, I was winning and everything!Haru: If I hadn’t had tripped you, you wouldn’t have stopped, would you?Kyo: Haru?Haru: (looking over his left shoulder at the camera) By the way, what I just did was very dangerous. And if that had been anyone other than Kyo, they probably would have been hurt very badly so don’t try this at home.Kyo: Don’t try it here! Who are you even talking to?===Kagura: I'm here for Valentine's, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together! Kyo: You're not gonna find any lover in this house! Shigure: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed. Kyo: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentine's? Yuki: It's called a calendar.===Tohru: Oh, but uh. I suppose first I should have asked if they even like chocolate.Shigure: Oh, don't let what Kyo said bother you. You see, he thinks he's being manly, but really, he doesn't have a clue of what true manliness is.(Kyo looks angrier.) Shigure: A real man would have eaten the chocolates without all of this fuss. To refuse a gift, to trample on another person's heart like that. It falls short of being a human being, let alone a man.Tohru: Oh...err...no really. I should have known to get something besides chocolate. Like maybe Fist Crackers or Thunder Rice Cakes. Or I don’t know something more masculine sounding that he would have liked.Shigure: That sound delicious too...Kyo: Fine. I just gotta eat it? Fine! I’ll eat it!(Kyo holds the large chocolate heart and takes a bunch of bites into it.)Kagura: Goodie! Look, Kyo's eating my chocolate!===Kagura: For some reason he won’t take it from me. Watch.(Kagura presents her chocolate to Kyo)Kagura: Happy Valentine’s Day, Kyo! A Chocolate Heart stuffed full of my love. All for you!Kyo: Keep it! What man in his right mind would eat that girly, sugary crap!Tohru: I'm sorry, but do you…do you really not like chocolate, Kyo?Kyo: No! I hate it!Kagura: (with a scary face) Shut up and eat it!(The screen faces Yuki while puffs of smoke appear in front of him.)Kagura: Did you hear me? I said eat, damn you!Kyo: No means no, Woman!Kagura: Eat It!!Kyo: No!!Kagura: EAT!!!Kyo: Never!!!Kagura: EAT IT!!!Kyo: You’ll have to kill me first!!Kagura: I’m starting to get ANGRY!Kyo: Noo!!===(After a girl offers Kyo some chocolates.)Kyo: Wait a second. Is today…Valentine’s? (stands up quickly) I’m going home.Girl: What?Kyo: No wait. Home’s dangerous too. A journey! Yeah! I’ll just go someplace far away where no one can find me!(Kyo dashes out of the classroom, but as he reaches the school gate he skids to a halt, and sees Kagura at the gate. Kagura turns and spots him.)Kaugra: Kyo?Kyo: (raising arm slowly) uhhhh.Kagura: Kyo! (extending arms and spinning slow motion) Kyooooo!!!Kyo: (turning around in slow motion to run.) uhhhhh.Kagura: Darling! (back to sprinting at super-fast speed, and angrily) my looooove!!!Kyo: Oh hell! She’s here!===Kyo: Oh hell! She’s here!Tohru: Why do I get the feeling he’s not happy to see Kagura?Yuki: He's not.===Kyo: I say we make it a rice ball battle.Student: A battle?Kyo: One-on-one. One round. No holds barred. And even if they get bloody noses, or pull each other’s their arms off, they have to fight for the prize – Rice Balls!(Kyo raises his arm for a cheer.)Students: No way.===Shigure (after hanging a maid's outfit over the doorframe): Well, here it is; my White Day present for Tohru. Lovely, isn't it? The poor girl's gone far too long without suitable clothing to wear while cleaning the house.Haru (deadpan): It's amazing no one's locked you up yet.===Tohru: "I don't even know which part I should be more surprised about!"Momiji: "Be surprised about everything!"===Yuki: (glaring angrily and holding Ayame in his snake form) You want lunch? Here, skin this and eat it!Shigure: Ah...Is that Aya? It is! But, what is he doing here? (Kyo, in the background, looks scared of Yuki's irked disposition.)Yuki: Never mind, just skin this thing and eat it!===Black Haru: "You stubborn idiot! What would you do if it was Yuki wearing the girls uniform, huh?"(An image of Yuki wearing in a girl's uniform appears in Takei's fantasy.)Yuki: "Haru, cut it out or I'll cut you off!"Black Haru: "Oh, have my words made you angry?"Takei: "It's beautiful!"Yuki: "Stop imagining me!"===Kyo: Will you shut up and tell us why you’re here?Ayame: Ah. Patience, my dear boy. After all, as my high school drama teacher always used to say. A man’s true strength is found in the friends that support him.(Ayame and Shigure form the "person" character using their index fingers.)Yuki: And what’s your point exactly?Ayame: Hmm, I’m not sure.Kyo and Yuki: Then why’d you say it?!===Ayame: Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!Yuki: Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake.Ayame: As long as we spend time together.Yuki: On second thought, go drown yourself.===Shigure: "Everything's going to be okay. I've already completed the manuscript. I was just teasing you."(Mii sobs something undecipherably)Shigure: "Yes, I understand, take care." (hangs up.)Shigure: (fake crying) "There I called her. I called my editor. I hope you're happy."Hatori: "Yes I am. Stop crying."Shigure: (still crying) "How can I?! You spoiled all my fun!"Hatori: "You call yourself an adult."===(Have to fill in the Ayame part myself)Hatori: "I don't think he understood what I meant."Shigure: "No, don't think he did."===Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film."Kyo: "Yeah? So what if I didn’t? Like I’d waste my time watching some movie about a bear!"Yuki: You truly are an idiot."===Shigure: "Good! Now that that's settled, I thought it might be fun to travel by car. Don't worry, leave all the driving to me."Yuki: "Shigure, do you even have a license?"Shigure (after a pause): "Of course I have a licen..."Yuki and Kyo: "Why'd you have to think about it?"===Ayame: "From now on, I'm going to impress you with my steadfast determination."Kyo: "What determination?"Ayame: "Simple. My determination to forge a bond with my younger brother. Yuki, as your older brother, I command you to respect me!"===Motoko: "Prince Yuki belongs to all of us!"Hanajima: "You say that, but if he truly belonged to you, would you be here fighting to hold onto him? You say that you love him, but if you did, would you really want to take his friends away from him? Would you force your will upon him to make yourselves happy, without any regard to his feelings?"===Hostess: Anyway, the reason I’m here is that we see very little of Kyo in this episode. So the producers thought you might enjoy this little segment we’ve named “Kyo’s corner”.(Footage of Kyo posing, holding his shoulder.)Hostess: As you can see behind me, I’ve edited together a brief “Kyo highlight reel.”(footage changes to Kyo getting his ass kicked by Kagura and everyone else.)Hostess: I sifted through hours of footage of previous episodes, and from that I’ve selected many of Kyo’s greatest moments.(Kyo appears with anger marks on his head.)Hostess: I hope you enjoy the segment as much as I do.Kyo: Hey, how the hell are these supposed to be my greatest moments?!Hostess: (nervously) ha ha haKyo: Don’t “ha ha ha” me? And what’s with this part? It only has you in it!(Ritsu’s mom giggles nervously again.)Hostess: (screaming with large scary face) I’m sorry! I’ll do it again! I never should have put myself into the reel! What was I thinking?! I’m sorry!Director: (voiceover) I told him we shouldn’t have asked her to come.===Minami: "This is taking it a little too far."Mio: "I was worried before, but this. Isn’t this like, a crime or something?"Minami and Mio: (together) "No, this is…this is LOVE!"(big icon of the word LOVE appears)Minami: "But…I’m pretty sure it’s still a crime."===Tohru: (clenching fist decisively) "No, I won't forgive him, even if he apologizes."(Kyo and Momiji turn their heads in confusion)Tohru: "He's gonna have to be punished, and that's that."Hiro: "Punished? What do you think you can do?"(Tohru silhouette shows thinking dots.)Tohru: "I can hug you."(Tohru hugs Hiro, and he transforms.)Kyo: "Stupid. How is that a punishment?"Momiji: (giggle) "Hiro's not going to forget this for a long, long time."===Ritsu: "I’m a complete failure. At everything I do, I’m absolutely worthless. I know this, and yet I continue to burden the human race with my presence. Every day I rob the world of valuable air by breathing. I’m a thief, and I hate myself for it. I don’t deserve to exist. But even though I know it’s the right thing to do, I’m such a useless coward. I don’t even have the courage to jump!"Tohru: "No, don’t! Don’t jump! It’s okay that you don’t have that kind of courage. The important thing is you’re alive. And life hurts sometimes and sometimes it can be hard, but it won’t always be that way. There’s gotta be a reason for you to live."===Kazuma: "You said before that you hate it here. Well, I don't believe that's true. You don't hate it...but you're afraid to face what you know you must. So instead...you run away. (grabs Kyo's wrist) "The air that you said was smothering you...you know that it can also heal you. But you refuse to let it. You refuse to let anyone see you for your true self. You're too afraid of what you might lose. You're running away because you're afraid to admit your feelings even to yourself."Kyo: "You're wrong!"Kazuma: "And so...I will grasp your hand as you turn to run. And though this path may lead to ruin...I will lead you to its end. Kyo... we will discover now whether your life was truly over before it began."===Shigure: "So anyway I was wondering if you could come take a look at Tohru’s cut? That is when you think you can spare the time."Hatori: "Fine. I’ll drop by the house this evening."Shigure: "Aha! What’s this, Hatori? I don’t think I’ve heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?"(Shigure’s phone shows three dots slowly appearing from Hatori’s speaker.)Shigure: "Ah! I guessed right, didn’t I? You naughty, naughty man!"Hatori: "No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything."===Ritsu: "I also apologize for not telling you I was a boy when we met. I was too ashamed."Tohru: "No, it’s okay."Shigure and Yuki: (thinking) So he does know that dressing like a girl is strange after all.Tohru: "It didn’t bother me that you were wearing girls’ clothes. In fact, I thought you looked really cute in that dress."Shigure: "Tohru, I’m not sure that’s really going to help right now."===Shigure: "She’s great, isn’t she? Yes, right now I’ll bet you're wishing you had a cute little housewife of your very own!"Hatori: "You know, you really shouldn’t make such stupid comments."Kyo: "‘Cause I’m gonna knock you through the roof!"Shigure: "Oh, Kyo, I didn’t see you there."Kyo: "No one's the little housewife of anyone, got it? And if I hear you say it again, I'm gonna snap you in two!"Shigure: (tiptoeing away) "Kyo’s scaring me."Kyo: "Bastard."===Fangirl #1: "Lovely Prince Yuki..."Fangirl #2: "Lovely chocolates..."Fangirl #3: "Chocolates for Prince Yuki..."===Tohru: "How nice! My first open air bath! And the spring seems almost big enough for someone like Momiji to swim in!"Kyo: "He is swimming."===Ayame: "Allow me to explain what happened. I was on my way here, when a sudden chill in the air caused me to transform. In my search for heat, I sensed a warm body drawing near, and naturally, I clung to it...Yuki:===Shigure: "What do you have in that bag, a dictionary?"Yuki: "No, I have two of them."===Minami: "Ok, start talking! What was that all about, Miss Tohru?!"Mio: "Why were you walking to school with Prince Yuki? Details, and they better be good!"Tohru: "It- it was just a coincidence."(black-haired fangirl): "Well, for your sake, I hope that was was all it was! Ha!"Minami: "Every girl in Kowaia High, Class 1-D knows Yuki Sohma's the best-looking boy in school."Mio: "And he's intelligent."(black-haired fangirl): "And great at sports."Minami: "And for your info, we are the Prince Yuki Fan Club! We've got first dibs, sister, so you better stay clear!"===Hostess: (giggling) Excuse me, I'm sorry. You may not remember me from my previous appearance. If you've forgotten, I'm the hostess who manages the Sohma hot spring. (laughing awkwardly) I don't often leave the resort, but today the producers asked me if I might come and introduce master Ayame. So in spite of my shy nature, here I am. (giggle) I'm sorry. I hope my being here isn't an intrusion.(A random script appears.)Hostess: Huh? What do we have here? Oh, I see. The show's already started. What?! We’ve started?! Oh No! What do I do?! Lines. Lines!(Ritsu's mom scatters the script.) Hostess: Oh no! My script! Uh, Master Ayame is.(She ripped a page of her script in half.)Hostess: (screaming and freaking out in front of the camera) Ahhh! I’m taking too long! I was supposed to tell you about his store! I’m sorry! I’ve messed up the introduction! I’m sorry Mr. Director! And all you people watching me at home, I’m so sorry! (camera abruptly turns off)

Someone's killed for killing another, and then that guy is killed for killing him... how is that kind of twisted thinking ever gonna bring us peace?!"-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed"He killed Nikol right in front of my eyes! Nikol was only 15, he loved the piano... He only fought to protect the Plants, and Kira killed him!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed"Are you suggesting that we should give up all attempts to negogiate, and rely on our guns from this point on? Is that the kind of people we are?"-(Former) Chairman Segul Clyne, Gundam Seed"What? Is it gonna try for a landing? Deck crew! Some nut-nit aircraft is trying to make a landing! Take shelter!"-Captin Murrue Ramius, Gundam Seed"I've lived a life from battlefield to battlefield. And I can't really disagree if you say it's my own fault for choosing this life. But nobody is ever born into this world as a soldier."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"We have serious doubts about the Earth Forces in their entirety. No surrender, no return to the military!"-Captin Murrue Ramius, Gundam Seed"There would be no conflicts if everything could be solved through discussion. Misunderstandings create enemies, and when you have enemies... you shoot them."-Azrael, Gundam Seed"They thirsted for knowledge. They sought to fufill their desires. And, ultimately, they forgot why they were doing it. Even as they proclaimed their reverence for human life, they began toying with it, and then they began destroying it!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"No matter what we learn, no matter what we manage to obtain, nothing ever changes! People are amazing that way!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"It's ok to cry. We should cry... While we're still able to."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed"What is it you believe in? What is you're fighting for now? Is it for that medal you recieved? Or your Father's orders?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed"Don't you believe what I'm telling you? Do you even believe what you see with your own eyes? On the battlefield, or now that you've returned to the PLANTS after being away for quite some time... Haven't you noticed things are different?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed"What are they talking about, neutral? The Archangel was constructed by ORB."-Ramel Paru, Gundam Seed"I can't help it. I understand the circumstances, but something tells me I have to stay here, to protect this ship and it's crew members. You know, it must be the guidance of Halmaya. Huh."-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed"Hey, there's gravity down here!"-Chief Murdock, Gundam Seed"How could you stoop to chili sauce on your kabob? Now this yogurt sauce, that's the proper thing to add to such a dish. Or rather than saying it's the proper thing, how should I put it... Hm... Right! Not adding yogurt sauce to this dish is considered a form of sacrilage against doner-kabobs."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"May your soul abandon your body and return to space, damn coordinater."-Blue Cosmos flunky, Gundam Seed"We'll leave aside the question whether tigers actually live in the desert for now."-Erica Simmons, Gundam Seed"I never heard a soldier scream like that on the battlefield."-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed"Members of the Zala Team, I'm here to give you an update on this honorable team's first mission. There could be no mission more important than this; we are to rescue our leader."-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed"The success of a surprise attack isn't determined by the actual time spent."-Dearka Elsman, Gundam Seed"But just because the odds are against us doesn't mean we should give up fighting and let them do whatever they want to us, now does it?"-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed"Did you think I was naiive enough to believe the words of an enemy?"-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed"Aren't you the least bit curious? About the ultimate extent of humanity's insasible desires? About the fools who pursued their insane dream in the name of progress? Because after all, Kira, you're a child of this too!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"The urge to make things better has always driven progress, and then that is what brings about happiness!"-Dr. Hibiki, Gundam Seed"This place is a forbidden temple. The remnants of the dream of fools who thought they could play god."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"We're being destroyed by our own machine that they stole... is there anything more ridiculous?!"-Foreign Vice-Minister Alstar (Fllay's Father), Gundam Seed"Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit, and no points are awarded... So how do you determine the winners and the losers? At what point do we put an end to it? When every single one of your enemies have been destroyed?"-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"Being too sincere can also be a liabilty."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"You should not be so concerned about your beliefs, Siabe Aishmon. They are not as imporant as your lives."-Aljeeri, Gundam Seed"You got a screw loose or something? Who invited you anyway? You've got no right to walk up to strangers and tell them how to eat their food."-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed"In war, you never know who will go next."-Miriallia, Gundam Seed"Fllay has been kind and considerate to me. She stayed with me the whole time, she held me in her arms, and she said she'd look after me! No one even stops to think about what I must be feeling... What goes through my mind in a battle!"-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed"What can I say? This is a land where both the wind and people get very heated."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed"Whenever people are put to the test, I often hear them boost, "I'd rather die." But do you think they honestly mean it?"-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"He has no past and no future... maybe not even an identity."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed"The final door is about to open, and I'm the one opening it! Then the world that we know will come to an end! This world of insatiable desires will end! And then the conceited fools who struggle within it will finally have their wish come true!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"Ha! Do you think you can change what's going to happen?! Nobody can do anything about it! For the world full of hatred is engulfing the universe!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"Did you think I was naiive enough to believe the words of an enemy?"-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed"The choice we're making might be one of evil as well. For we call for peace, but with weapons in our hands. Nevertheless, allow us to break of endless conflict. Give us strength!"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed"We can't let even one nuculeur missile hit the PLANTs! If the blade of light strikes down on those who are innocent, it can only lead to never-ending tears, and hatred."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed"What's the point in fighting a war unless it ends in victory?"-Chairman Patrick Zala, Gundam Seed"Essentially, the role of any long-distance of mass destruction is to serve as a deterrent. But that doesn't matter anymore, because they've both been at this point... Nukes and that thing."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"The first time that I actually had to shoot someone, it turned my stomach... They told me that I'd get used to it, in time. And after a while, that's what happened."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"People can get used to anything, even fighting... and killing each other."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"Is it weapons that the cause of all this fighting? Or does the real cause lie within the human heart?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed"My mother was on Junius 7. I was only an agrucultrial PLANT. Innocent people were obliterated in an instant, even children!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed"Fine, then shoot. Because I'd be the one pulling the trigger. I'm a ZAFT pilot until the bitter end. I will not let you take my machine. And if you try to shoot me, then I'll have to kill you!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed"What are you, crazy?! Throwing a loaded gun?!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed"When one doesn't have a bad scar removed, some might think it's a symbol of your... commitment. Or, since you turned your head away... maybe it's a symbol of your... humilation?"-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"Losing experience doesn't count."-Aisha, Gundam Seed"Those ships are run by a little girl and some Naturals! Why can't you destroy them?!"-Chairman Patrick Zala, Gundam Seed"It's a shame, really, I did enjoy her songs. But the real world isn't as kind as the one in pop songs!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"Stop it! Lay down your weapons! Do it now! Is this really what you people desire?! You'll wipe them out! Completely!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed"This is our destiny! People knew where they were heading when they chose to walk this path! Justice and faith, ignorance and escapism... They never learn, they never listen! We have reached the end of that path, there is no way to prevent it now! Mankind vanquished! At last! Just as they deserve!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"You're crazy! And so's your logic!"-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed"This is a world where people's hearts are filled with hatred! Where fingers have no purpose other than to pull triggers!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"What do you believe in?! And why do you?!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"Why torment yourself? Saying, "Eventually, someday..." How long have you been fighting, with your thoughts clouded by that brand of sweet poision?"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"Earth will burn. And the ensuing cries of the victims will trigger battle anew!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"Stop running! The hardest battle... is to keep living!"-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed"The world is being divided into two armed camps because of the Atalantic Federation! Does everyone have to be either an ally or an enemy?! Why should ORB throw away it's laws and it's principals in order to fight whichever enemy it's told to?!"-Lord Nazumi Yula Atha, Gundam Seed"I hate ZAFT! And when I get bigger, I'm gonna come and get all of you!"-a little war-orphaned boy, Gundam Seed"Wars spread so easily, but are so difficult to end."-Reverend Malchio, Gundam Seed"When you're fighting for your life against an enemy you know personally, it's just that much harder to face him."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed"Give me a break... The minute we solve the problem with the supplies, we get thrown another in the form of a pink-haired princess. The endless challenges we face."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed"The perfect little lady 'til you speak."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed"The problem should actually be viewed from a more important perspective; ours."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"You shouldn't blame me! This is mankind's dream, mankind's desire, mankind's destiny! To be the strongest, to go the farthest, to climb the highest! To compete, to envy, to hate each other... And devour one another!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"I know that humanity will be swallowed by the darkness it's created!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"Possibly, we humans... can exist without actually having to fight. But many of us have chosen to fight. For what reason? To protect something? Protect what? Ourselves? The future? If we kill people to protect ourselves and this future, then what sort of future is it? And what will we have become? There is no future for those who have died. And what of those who did the killing? Is happiness to be found in a future that is grasped with blood-stained hands? Is that the truth?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed"The military must be regulated. It requires both soldiers who follow the orders of their superiors and commanders who can see the larger picture, and make the appropriate decisions."-Natarle, Gundam Seed"You're a monster who deserves to die... right here with me."-Natarle, Gundam Seed"Kira... took too many risks, didn't always know what he was doing, and always cried! But he was kind! He was a nice guy!"-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed"That's crazy! If you were such a good friend, then why the hell would you kill him?!"-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed"We seperated as friends, and the time I saw him, were enemies. I asked him to come with us, over and over. Because he was a Coordinater... Can't you see, he was one of us! That's where he belongs! It wasn't right for him to be on the side of the Earth Forces! But whenever we talked, he wouldn't listen! He fought against us, even hurting friends of mine... and then he killed Nicol!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed"I know it's the most difficult way... but I'm also positive that's there's really no other choice."-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed"We really have no alternative, do we? Because the fact is, the time has come for us to move forward."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed"They're retreating? But there's something..."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed"Tell me, do you feel my presence? Do you sensein the same way that I sense yours? An unfortunate fate, wouldn't you say... Mwu La Flagga?"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed"""If it's in the past, no matter how many times revisited, no matter much regretted, it's a moment that will never return. Is it knowledge of the inevitable, or a mere trick of fate that gives birth to coincidences? Though time continues it's relentless course, if the individual chose the path it took, would it be too much to ask for the meaning behind it all?"-Gundam Seed's Narrator"Natarle recieves order to launch with the and it's new crew. Her star is beginning to rise... But does it shine with promise, or betrayal?"-Gundam Seed's Narrator"What is the sin called that forces comrades to open fire on one another?"-Gundam Seed's Narrator"Once more, the dark of outter space is illuminated by the cross-fire."-Gundam Seed's Narrator===Mwu: "Where is that puppy?"Cagalli: "What puppy?"===Athrun: "A girl?"Cagalli: "That's right! I'm a girl! What is it with you men?!"===Kira: "I didn't rescue her so she could be used as a hostage."Mwu: "You're right about that. If anything, you could use her as a girlfriend."===Nicol: "Sure, it's possible to catch up to them before they join the fleet. But upon arriving, we'd have only 10 minutes before we're in firing range of the Lunar Fleet."Dearka: "You mean we'd have a full ten minutes."Izeak: "I suggest the cowards keep their traps shut. Are there only 10 minute, or are there a full ten minutes. It's all in how you look at it, really. My take on it is, if we have a window of opportunity before they join their fleet, we can't pass it up."===Haro: (bounces around, then heads straight for Athrun's face) "Haro, Haro, Athrun."Athrun: (sighs) "Lacus..."Lacus: "Haro is overly-excited. I guess he's happy to see you after all this time."Athrun: "Haro doesn't have any emotional component to him at all, Lacus."===Lacus: "When I look upon you, there's a different person there. Lately I can see only bitterness."Athrun: "I can't exactly fight a war with a big smile on my face."===Izeak: "You're being decieved!"Dearka: "I wonder which one of us really being decieved?"===Azrael: "You know, it's really easy to say that something's impossible, but only the very best can go out and make it possible. Everyone in the business world knows the truth of that."Natarle: "But this is a battlefield! Failure in this world means death!"===Chief Murdock: "Cover that whole section with CNT paste."Random Technition: "What? We're finished if we take another hit in the same place!"Chief Murdock: "Look, I'd even seal it with money if it would help any!"===Decosta: (knocks on the door) "Decosta here, sir." (no response) "I'm entering, sir."Waltfelt: (stirring homemade coffee) "Hmmm-hmhmm..."Decosta: (gets a whiff and covers his nose) "Commander? What do you say we ventilate this room?"Waltfelt: "It was that urgent you had to barge in here and tell me?"===Waltfelt: "Whenever people are put to the test, I often hear them boost, "I'd rather die." But do you think they honestly mean it?"Pilot of one of the following BAKUUs: "Commander? There are vehicles approaching us from behind. Six, no, eight, vehicles. They appear to be that of the resistance fighters."Waltfelt: "Maybe those people would rather die, after all."===Cagalli: "Hey, you. You can't fall asleep."Athrun: "I'm... I... I'm not. I just... I tranfered from the, um... and descended into the..." (falls asleep)===(Cagalli, who's tied up, trips and falls in a grotto)Athrun: "Hey there, what'cha doing?"Cagalli: "Isn't it fairly obvious?"Athrun: "Hm..."Cagalli: "I can't move! Don't just stand there! Hurry up and help me!"Athrun: "I don't think you're in position to tell me what to do."Cagalli: "Shut up and gimme a hand."===Athrun: "If you go for my gun, I'll have no choice but to kill you, so don't even think about it. Did you survive Heliopolis just for that? Don't push your luck."Cagalli: "Hmph. I never thought a ZAFT soldier would worry about my life."Athrun: "Y'know, we... we never dreamed that would happen to Heliopolis. It wasn't supposed to go down that way at all."Cagalli: "Huh?"Athrun: "Our only mission was to take the Earth Forces mobile suits that Morganrate developed. Nothing else was supposed to happen."Cagalli: "But it did happen! The fact is, that you guys attacked and destroyed that colony!"===Kira: "You don't understand anything else!"La Cruse: "Of course! After all, people can only understand what they've experienced!"===Dearka: "What we doing in this awful place?"Waltfelt: "They say you can't really appreciate the desert until you've lived here."===Izeak: "We have a lot more experience against them, more than you do!"Aisha: "Losing experience doesn't count."===Athrun: "So I'm to go out and rescue her, then come back playing the part of a hero."La Cruse: "Or come back, and in a public display, weep bitter tears over her still corpse."===Chief Murdock: "It sure makes you wonder. What is is about this ship, is it cursed?"Mwu: "Nah, I would say La Cruse is the curse."===(looking at a miniture replica of the famous space fossil)Waltfelt: "Evidence 01. You ever see see the real McCoy?"Kira: "No, sir."Waltfelt: "I have no idea why they call this thing a whale-stone. Does it look like a whale to you?"Kira: "I really can't say for certain."Waltfelt: "If you ask me, those look like wings. Whales don't normally come with wings, do they now?"Kira: "Uhh... well, no. But it was brought back from a space mission as proof of the existance of extraterrestial life, so..."Walfelt: "The point I'm trying to make is, why is the figure in this fossil assumed to be that of a whale?"Kira: "So, then what would be a better name for it?"Waltfelt: "Hmm... I have to admit, nothing readily comes to mind. On to more pressing matters; what's your assessment of this coffee? Or, perhaps you haven't yet aquired an appreciation for such an adult taste?"===(Cagalli enters the room all dressed up)Kira: "You're a... a girl..."Cagalli: "What'ya think?!"Kira: "No! I was just saying that this reminds me again that you're a girl!"Cagalli: "That amounts to the same thing, jack-ass!"===Mwu: "What gives you the right to sound so superior?!"La Cruse: "I am the only one who's earned that right! In the entire universe, I alone have the right to judge all humanity!"Mwu: "Cut the crap, you crackpot!"===Cagalli: "That's why you killed Kira... your friend?"Athrun: "He was an enemy! He wasn't on my side anymore! I had no other choice but to kill him!"===Dearka: "Hey..."Mariallia: "What do you want?!"Dearka: "Look, I... He's the one who killed that guy... you know, Tal?"Mariallia: "So what is your point?! Weren't you listening to Kira? This is what he meant! Would killing him bring Tal back to me?! Of course it wouldn't... so why don't you just stop talking about it!"===Kira: "You have a real reason to want revenge on me."Waltfelt: "That's happens in a war. Everybody has some kind of reason. Yet no one does."===Random central docking control member: "Woah... What are you doing? Your ship doesn't have orders to launch.Haro: "Whatever."============This is my favorite scene of the whole series, so I'm giving the actions too. It takes place in the Archangel's sickbay and just outside the door:Sai Arguile: (to Mariallia Haww, who's boyfriend just died in battle) "Just wait inside here, ok? We'll get you a prescription or something from the Docter. Something so you can get some sleep. Sound good?"(Sai leaves to talk to his ex-fiancee, Fllay Alstar, that broke up with him for his friend Kira- who is currently MIA; Mariallia walks in a daze to a chair. Unbeknownest to her, the war prisoner, Dearka Elsman, is on the bed next to her behind the curtains.)Dearka: "Hey, Doc!"(Mariallia turns around; they recognize each other from when he was being escorted past her in a hall at gunpoint. She jumps back.)Dearka: (sizing her up) "Hmmm."(Sai and Fllay, outside the door)Sai: "What do you want?"Fllay: "What? Well... I..."Sai: (sighs) "Tal is missing, Kira's missing. Everybody's pretty upset..."(screen jumps to Mariallia, who is staring at Dearka in shocked horror; jumps back to that scene in the hall outside)Sai: "And that includes me. To be honest, I'm really in no condition to comfort you. Not right now. Sorry, go ask someone else."(He begins to walk past Fllay to the door)Fllay: "Sai... wait..."Fllay (just as Sai gets past her): "Because... I still have feelings for you!"Sai: "Fllay!"Fllay: "All along! You must've known! Kira... wasn't the one I really wanted!"Sai: "Fllay! That's enough!"(screen shows Fllay leaning back at his yelling)Sai: "You did have feelings for Kira!"Fllay: "You're wrong!"Sai: "I'M NOT!"(Fllay leans back in shock, with more emphasis this time)Sai: "You might have felt differently in the beginning... But..." (his hands clench at his sides) "He was a good person! And that's why... Because... Because that's the way he was!"Fllay: "You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!"(back to sickbay)Dearka: "Why are you staring at me?"(Mariallia starts breathing hard)Dearka: "You afraid of me? Find me... unusual? Relax, will ya... I couldn't be any more tied up." (sits up to show his hands that are tied behind his back)Dearka: "But, what I want to know is, why are you crying again? I'm kinda surprised a ship like this has such a cry-baby on board."(Mariallia starts to breathe harder)Dearka: "You have no business being a soldier if you that afraid."(Mariallia's breathing escalates, verging on hyperventilation. She spots a knife on a table out of the corner of her eye.)Dearka: "Or... maybe your good-for-nothing Natural boyfriend went and died on you or something."(Mariallia's shadow shows over Dearka, who was smirking with his eyes closed. Dearka opens his eyes and looks up. Mariallia is holding the knife above him. He looks shocked. Dearka sits up as she lunges with the knife, and his pillow is struck instead of his head. Dearka now looks scared and even more shocked.)Dearka: "What's wrong with you?! Damn!"(Marialla, still holding the knife, lunges for another strike. It knocks Dearka off the bed. Screen shows his bindings that keep him attached to the bed, along with some blood. Dearka falls on the floor and Mariallia raises the knife again)===~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Power is whatever one makes of it."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed Destiny"A path not chosen is the same as a path that never existed."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed Destiny"You grabbed her rack, didn't you? You lucky pervert."-(the black technition), Gundam Seed Destiny"Power is whatever one makes of it. Foolish are those who hope for it in excess. Yet, equally foolish are those who resent it for no reason."-Lord Nazumi Yula Atha, Gundam Seed Destiny"Strength is a necessity. There will always be conflict."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"Too much strength will only invite another war."-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed Destiny"Do you like meat or fish?"-Meer Cambell, Gundam Seed Destiny"Everything seems to be in the trial stages these days- this ship, the mobile suits, our pilots... even our world."-Neo Roanoke, Gundam Seed Destiny"We are in the middle of a war and we're soldiers. If you forget, then you will die."-Heine L, Gundam Seed Destiny"Stop giving orders, you damn civilian!"-Izaek Jule, Gundam Seed Destiny"My daughter's tombstone must fall! It's the only way the world will ever change!"-one of the Junius 7 Terrorists, Gundam Seed Destiny"Have you forgotton the innocent lives thrown away here?! You're living in a damned dream world, laughing with the butchers who caused this!"-Leader of the Junius 7 Terrorists"My name... my name is Athrun Zala. Son of Patrick Zala, a man who fanned the flames of a war that spiraled out of control and poisoned the whole world with his hatred. I believed what my father said. I fought in the war, I killed the enemy, I fought my best friend! And even when I realized how wrong it was, I couldn't stop him... and I lost everything. And yet my Father's words still linger..."-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny"It's sad that the memory of your father pains you, that it's such a source of great bitterness for you... But I suppose it really can't be helped. And yet, Chairman Zala probably wasn't that kind of person to begin with, was he?"-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"Chairman Zala probably wasn't that kind of person to begin with, was he? In his capacity of chairman, there's no doubt he made his share of grave mistakes. However, his primary goal was always to protect the PLANTs, to protect us, and to make a better world for his people."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"The best intentions of great men can often lead them to make great mistakes."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"The best intentions of great men can often lead them to make great mistakes. Statements by such men can easily be taken out of context by certain people. Listeners with an agenda can interpert these words to suit their own purpose."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"Listeners with an agenda can interpert these words to suit their own purpose."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"You're far too kind-hearted, and that's a weakness. You won't be able to protect anything because of it."-Rey Za Burelle, Gundam Seed Destiny"War is not some game to play the hero! Stop making decisions to please yourself! If you have all this power, take responsiblity for it!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny"We can't keep hiding at the bottom of the sea like a bunch of oysters in their shells."-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed Destiny"Know what you're fighting for... fighting just for it's own sake it pointless!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny"We have no way knowing what awaits us in the future... So all we can do is live in the present and do what we think is the right thing at this exact moment. And if we find out it was all a mistake, then that's when we'll waste time moaning and crying about it. And then we'll go right on to the next thing."-Captin Murrue Ramius, Gundam Seed Destiny"Think of the world as a system. It needs people who build things, and other people who manage things. Without people to manage it, even a garden can become a wilderness. We all take care of our gardens; planting trees, keeping the grass green, planting pretty flowers... and pulling up weeds. But if we just let the grass grow as it please, would we really call that 'beautiful'? Would we call that 'freedom'? They may not admit it, but everyone likes that sort of thing. They like places and things that are well-managed... safe. Haven't people always strived to organize the world in just such a manner? Building cities, fashioning tools, making rules. And now, we have a chance to do those things at a level never before imagined in history. It is time."-Lord Djibril"Fighting is not the answer! We can't let anger and hatred control us! If we attack each other now, the world will become a battlefield once again. Nothing will be gained, and all will be lost!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny"Miss Lacus's strengths are already going to be needed, by everyone. She's strong, beautiful, and kind. I'm just Meer... nobody really needs me."-Meer Cambell, Gundam Seed Destiny"There's what you can do and what you want want to do. After all, those are things nobody knows better than you."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"I'll fight any enemy, anywhere."-Shinn Asuka, Gundam Seed Destiny"I realize there's a certain bitter irony in saying we're fighting in order to bring about an end to war."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"I understand your disappointment. Why did it have to be like this? Why isn't the world moving in direction we'd hoped? It certainly is frustrating, I know. But let's be honest here, the world we live in today isn't all it could be. In today's world, none of us really know who we are... we are unaware of our strengths, or the role we are meant to play. We live our lives at the mercy of the times."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"Kira Yamato... Without a doubt, I felt sorry for him. He was quite... unfortunate. With such exceptional ability and power, he was born to be a true warrior. So great were his skills, that no opponent of this era could ever hope to defeat him in mobile suit combat. But no one realized this, and because they didn't know this, he wasn't raised accordingly. Didn't live accordingly, and ended up living his life at the mercy of the times. Who knows what great things he might have accomplished if his abilities had been properly employed."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"I'm not going to become his puppet and fight whoever he says without question. That's not who I am!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny"Is that when you came up with the... 'idea'? Ya know, when you thought to yourself, "If only I had the power... I need more power." Anyone who's ever wept because they felt weak and powerless has had those kind of thoughts... yes... But the moment you aquire all that power you dreamt of, you become the one who causes others to weep tears of loss. Just try not to forget that. We're going to be heading into battle again soon. If you forget that while you're out there, and throw your power at others out a sense of your own rightousness, or because it conventiently suits your purposes, then you'll be nothing but a destroyer. And that's not what you are... are you?"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny"They won't listen, so they have to be destroyed! Is attacking this country really the answer?!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny"It's scary when someone closes their mind. That is it. That's all there is. They only see an end."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed Destiny"Perhaps you are a soldier, but above and beyond that, you're still Athrun."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed Destiny"Some people are just born complainers."-Shinn Asuka, Gundam Seed Destiny"We all have just one life to live. And this is your life you're living!"-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed Destiny"You've gotta move on! Stop fighting to change things that are in the past! No matter what you do, you can't bring them back! And now you're gonna destroy the future, is that it?! So is this really it?! Is this really the kind of power you wanted?!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny"Come back to us, Athrun. I... I'm sure there'll be some obstacles, but I'll take care of them. You can... come back to the PLANTs, Athrun."-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed Destiny"Though it was the adults who started the war, it was actually the young who fought it. And if we label those who make mistakes as criminals, and punish them, then I asked you, where will the future leaders of the PLANTs come from? We should honor the young for their sacifices, and we shall look to them to build a peaceful tomorrow."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"That's why I still wear a military uniform... it's the only thing I know. But also because I think I can make a difference, for the PLANTs, and for all the friends who have died."-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed Destiny"Boggie 1... We call it that, but I wonder what it's real name is... it's true name. A name reflects it's owner's nature. But, what if the name is merely a fake? If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature? Is that what it would mean, Alex? Or... is it Athrun Zala?"-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny"We create our own destiny."-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed Destiny======(doorbell ring, Athrun answers)Athrun: "Izeak?"Izeak (while grabbing Athrun's coat): "YOU BASTARD! What the hell is going on here?!"Athrun: "Wait... hey!"(Athrun fights off Izeak's straggle-hold on his coat)Athrun: "Why don't you try telling me what I did?!"Izeak: "Why don't you tell me what's going on, Athrun? Even though we're busy, this call... we go don't to the council, and they give us the news; we're supped to be your bodyguards!"Athrun: "What?"Izeak: "Why would they call me, of all people? I left the frontlines for this damn job!"Athrun: "You're my guards?"Dearka: "I bet you asked to go outside, didn't you?"Athrun: "Dearka!"Dearka: "Long time, no see. Probably because of what's going on these days. Even though you're from a friendly nation, I guess we can't have you wandering around the PLANTs."Athrun: "Ah, right. That's what they told me. That someone would be escorting me. But I never thought... you two guys?"Izeak: "Yes! Us!"Dearka: "Well, it seems like whoever put us together knew what they were doing. So, where do you wanna go?"Izeak: "And if you say shopping, I'm gonna kill you."===Chairman Durandil:La Cruse:===Stella: "Shinn? Shinn..."Shinn: "Stella... What is it, Stella? It's dangerous. You shouldn't be here right now."Stella: "It's okay... I just came here for a moment to see you."Shinn: "For a moment? Just for a moment?"Stella: "Yes... in the present."Shinn: "The present?"Stella: "But then again tomorrow."Shinn: "Tomorrow..."Stella: "Yes, tomorrow. Because you gave me a yesterday."Shinn: "Huh?"Stella: "It makes sense to me now. I'm at peace. Until tomorrow... Tomorrow, ok? Tomorrow."===Cagalli: "How are you feeling?"Athrun: "Well, I feel like I wanna roll over and die. Unfortunately for me, I seem to be just fine."===Kira: "Wow, this is a pretty amazing dress."Cagalli: "Shut it."Kira: "Just hold that thought."===Kira: "No one wanted something like this to happen."Lacus: "But we seem to have no way of breaking this chain. Someone is attacked, and they respond, which promps another attack. Everyone wants to have a happy life, to be happy. And everyone fights because we think it's the only way to achieve that. Perhaps the Chairman intends to show us a new solution to this problem. He talks about a world without the threat of war. What would a world where all conflict had been elimilated look like? A world where every single detail of someone's life would be decided at birth... based on their genes."(Everyone there makes a hushed exclaimention "huh?" noise, and look up in surprise)Murrue: "By genetics?"Kira: "The Destiny Plan."Athrun: "A world where a person's role in life is determined by their genes. And those who don't comform are weeded out, and adjusted."Meyrin: "Weeded out? A-adjusted?"Athrun: "In a world like that, everyone would be free from uncertainties from their role in life, and their future. They could live their lives untroubled by worries or doubts."Kira: "They'd live according to the destinies that had been decided for them. Manipulating the essence of humanity, our genes. To achieve the power we seek. For Coordinaters, it's the ultimate destination."Lacus: "There would be no war in such a world. Everyone would see that fighting was pointless, because each person would know their destiny."Neo/Mwu: "And what does Durandil become in such a world? A king?"Murrue: "Destiny would be the king... or our genes. Perhaps he'll be the high priest."Athrun: "Pointless."Cagalli: "Huh?"Kira: "Is it really pointless though?"Neo/Mwu: "Hmph... What, you never do pointless things?"Athrun: "Ya know, I'm not the type of person who gives up."Kira: "I'm the same way."Cagalli: "And me too!"Neo/Mwu: "Me too... right?"Murrue: "That's right, I'm the same."Meyrin: "Mmhm!"Kira: "We need to go back, Athrun.... back to space."Athrun: "Kira...?"Kira: "The Chairman must be stopped. Let's show him we create our own destiny."Athrun: "Yes!"===Athrun: "If you havta shoot me down, then at least let Meyrin a chance to get out! She's done nothing wrong!"Rey: "She's already an accomplice to your crimes. There is no meaning to her existance!"===Arthur Trine: "What an incrediable sight. Who would have thought so many from the Alliance would show up?"Captin Gladys: "Yes. But truth be told, it's making me a little nervous."A Minerva crew member of some semi-small importance (Name never given): "That's for sure, Ma'am. We have been trained to of them as our enemies for such a long time. "Arthur: "Absolutely! Djbralter would be wiped out if they decided to betray all at once." (laughs)(Captin Gladys and the crew member glare at him.)Athur Trine: "Uh... Oopsie."Captin Talia Gladys: "Oh, for... Think before you open your mouth, Arthur!"===Meer (fake Lacus): "Athrun! Welcome back! I've been waiting for you."Athrun: "Uh... you're... who are?"Meer (fake Lacus): "I'm Meer, Meer Cambell. Hey, but, when we're in public like this, make sure you call me Lacus."Athrun: "Uhh..." (sighs)Meer (fake Lacus): "Hey, you haven't eaten yet, have you? Probably not. Let's go out for dinner!Athrun: "What? Uhh, I don't know about..."Meer (fake Lacus): "But you're Lacus's fiancee, right?"Athrun: "But look, I... I'm not anymore."===Kira: "The flowers are starting to bloom. Unfortunately, they're going to wither in the spray from the breaking waves."Shinn: "Perhaps it means they can't be fooled. No matter how beautiful the flowers are, people will just wipe them out."===Lunamaria: "Look who's here."Athrun: "Mandatory training?"Lunamaria: "Oh yeah, they're giving us a break and letting us do it outside for now. But... I don't seem to being doing very well."Lunamaria: "Huh... Hey did you wanna join us?"Athrun: "Hm? It's okay, I'll pass."Lunamaria: "Look, the truth is, all of us here know who you are and what you've done. Formerly a ZAFT Red with the La Cruse team. In the middle stages of the war, you defeated the seemingly unstoppable Strike. After that, you were assigned to the National Defense Commity Special Forces FAITH team. And, then, they made you the pilot of the ZGMF X09A Justice. You're name is Athrun Zala. I don't know all that much about your Father, but what I do know is you're pretty much a hero to all of us. Especially for for what you did at the battle of Yaut-king Due."Athrun: "Hm? Well, I..."Lunamaria: "I also hear that you're pretty handy with a gun. C'mon... I'm not that good, so I sure could use a few pointers."===Chairman Durandil: "We of the PLANTs are filled sorrow by this calamity of unprecidented proportions. I have no words at the staggering scenes of devistations from around the world."Random Reporter/Photographer: "Son of a bitch... we took a lot of damage."===Shinn: "How come you always have to be so noble and say things like that?!"Athurn: "Okay, what would you rather I say?"Shinn: "Something like, "Help me, you bastard!""Athrun: "Fine, if that's what you want."Shinn: "No, that was just an example."===Captin (of the Orb Fleet): "They want us to side with the army that invaded us, and fire on a ship that fought heroically to save Earth. Aww... I believe the appropiate word here is 'Ungrateful.' That word probably doesn't even exist in the world of politics. Alright, let's warn them. Aim the guns at the water just ahead of the Minerva. Don't hit the ship!"Soldier: "Yes, sir."Officer: "Commander! Those aren't our orders!"Captin: "So what? I'm not a politician."===Waltfelt: "Same old, same old. Every day we're stuck with the same lonely news stories. Would it kill these people to report some good news once in a while, just to change it up a bit?"Murrue: "You mean something like a white dolphin in an aquarium having a cute little baby?"Waltfelt: "Well, maybe not that cheerful."===Two-colored hair technition: "Man, those guys at HQ were so lucky! Lacus Clyne hasn't performed live in concert in ages... I wish I could have been there!"Black Technition: "Y'know, she's changed her singing style, don't ya think?"Two-colored hair technition: "Uh, yeah."Black Technition: "I always thought she'd sound better if she changed her style to what it is now. It makes her seem... younger. She looks cuter now, too."Two-colored hair technition: "Don't you just love the awesome outfit she wears now?"Black Technition: "Ohh, yeah! You can tell she's like totally stacked, man! I can't wait to get a poster of her in that tight little-"(Athrun walks up, and they both jump back a little)Athrun: "Where is Saviour's maitniance log?"Two-colored hair technition: "Uhh... Yes, sir! It's right here, sir!"Athrun: "Gentleman."(the Two-colored hair technition laughs nervously)Two-colored hair technition: "'You believe he's her fiancee? He's soo lucky!"Black Technition: "You know, it wouldn't be that hard to pull a few cables out of the Saviour."Athrun: "I can still hear you two... and everything you said earlier."===Orb Forces: "This is Orb Forces HQ! Attention Freedom, land immediately! Freedom, land immediately!"Kira: "No can do."===Auel: "What is she doing back there?"Sting: "Playing the part of a ditzy airhead? That'd be my guess. Why don't you give it a try? You might like it."===Lunamaria: "It's important to know how to protect yourself, and your friends, from the enemy."Athrun: "From the enemy? And who are they?"===Arthur: "Captin, we can shatter the rock ahead of us with the tonhuessier!"Captin Gladys: "Even if we blow it up, we'd just be scattering the same amount of rock around in smaller pieces."Arthur: "Oh... right..."===Athrun: "How many star-board thrusters are still functioning?"Captin Gladys: "Huh? Six working. But if we go out into open space, we'll be sitting ducks. They'll use us for target practice."Athrun: "Fire all your star-board guns, along with the thrusters, right against the astroid! The explosion will push away the ship in one motion, along with the surrounding rock!"Arthur: "That's insane! Imagine the damage to the ship's hull if we did that!"Athrun: "It's more imporant that we get out of here. We're nothing but a target, and it'll only get worse the longer we stay."============Shinn Asuka: The Final Beserker ~ Lacus Clyne: The Songstress of Hope ~ Rey Za Burelle: The Faithful Clone ~ Mwu La Flagga: Hawk of Endymion/Neo Rorranoke: Phantom Pain ~ Murrue Ramius: Captin of The Heart ~ Andrew Waltfelt: The Desert Tiger ~ Raww La Cruse: The Masked Clone~ Gilbert Durandil: Visionary of a Stagnant Destiny ~ Talia Gladys: Captin of the Wish ~ Dearka Elsman ~ Nicol Amarfi: The Gentle Musician ~ Fllay Alistar: The Confused Manipulater ~ Stella Loussier: The Fearful Killer ~ Lunamaria Hawke: The Sassy Soldier ~ Natauril Bagurule: A True Soldier to the End ~ Meyrin Hawke: The Flaky Intelligence Expert ~ Auel Neider: The Sarcastic Extended ~ Sting Oakley: The (ONLY) Diplomatic Extended ~ Arthur Trine: Vice-Captin Groupie

"Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun (ep.1)"Those who make mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix the mistake; men can't return to the past. That's why they drink. Lushes, drunks, sliding alcohol down their throats to try to dilute the memories that can't be forgotten. Frank Marlon, the gunsmith, does nothing but drink, and questions the glass after it's empty. "Am I wrong? Was I wrong?""-Vash the Stampede from Trigun (ep.3 prview)"Don't look away. I know you're not foolish enough to stay ignorant of the feelings of the people your life was built on."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun (ep.4)"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"-Vash the Stampede from Trigun"Even though they did terrible things, the decision of who should and who should not live was never and never will be yours to make!"-Vash the Stampede from Trigun"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Dont hesitate to call."- Vash the Stampede from Trigun"I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun"The tragedy endlessly repeated in order to fulfill desires, the lust for conquest making people bend to your will, a thrill intense enough to make you shudder. There is a man who is a slave to that ecstasy, the leader of the Badlads. A man who shines: Brilliant Dynamites Neon. The sandsteamer will shake the moment each of the huge dynamos on each of his shoulders start to spark. In the pitch black darkness, the gruesome party begins."- Vash the Stampede from Trigun"Does this man look like the legendary gunman Vash the Stampede? That droopy-eyed, weak-looking, bristle-headed, promiscuous-looking donut freak of a man?"-Meryl Stryfe from Trigun (ep.2)"Everyone who has become involved with him, has somehow gained an emotion they had once lost."- Meryl from Trigun"All of life's journeys come with meetings, partings, and reunions."- Meryl from Trigun""-Millie Thompson from Trigun"However, I do know one guy who whines, cries, and throws tantrums but still mangages to save everyone. He's a crazy man who's not afraid of anything. Even though he's been scarred from head to toe, he'll always be there."-Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun"Thank heaven you asked! It's a long story although it's kind of a short one..."-Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun"You were always smiling, real friendly like, but the way you smiled was so empty it hurt to watch you."- Wolfwood, Trigun from Trigun"Whenever I look at you, I'm reminded about everything I hate about myself. It hurts."- Wolfwood"If you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can't save both without one suffering." - Knives from Trigun"Just a small change of heart, that's all. Besides, if we stay the same, there's no individuality."- Knives from Trigun"The power of death is intoxicating." - Legato from Trigun"Give me the gift of nothingness, give me death." - Legato from Trigun"It's a simple formula. The greater the tragedy, the greater the emotional effect." - Legato from Trigun"An egotistical being like myself can't be allowed to live."-Legato Blusummer from Trigun"Don't be hasty, now. I intend to obliterate every last trace of mankind eventually... so why must you rush the inevitable?"- Legato from Trigun"The choices we make in life have unlimited possiblities. All I can do is think about them."- Rem Saverem from Trigun"The worst thing you can do is to make no choice, waiting for the ideal conclusion to present itself."- Chapel the Evergreen from Trigun"Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit."-Chapel the Evergreen from Trigun"Every moment hesitated is a moment gone from life."- Chapel from Trigun"Losers don't get to go home. They go to Hell."- E.G. Mine, the 5th Gung-Ho Gun from Trigun"There are three things I can't tolerate in this world; people who put ice in alchol, the pattern on a sillohette scorpion, and slime who don't apprieciate tranquility. A robbery in my juristdiction? Not on my watch, dammit!"-Stan (aka ) from Trigun (ep.4)===Vash: "This is not the way a lady should be treated. I am appalled by your lack of manners."Meryl: "We're ladies, too, you know."Vash: "Oh, yeah. I guess I forgot."

God did not create humans. Humans created God."-Londes, Cowboy Bebop"We quickly forget the lessons we learn, and then have to learn them all over again."-Jet, Cowboy Bebop"I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive."-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop"I'm watching a dream I'll never wake up from.."-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop"There is nothing left to believe in."-Vicious, Cowboy Bebop"The same blood runs through the both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others."-Vicious, Cowboy Bebop"I've bled all that blood away."-Spike, Cowboy Bebop===Vicious: "Do you know what you look like, Spike?"Spike: "What?"Vicious: "A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through the both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others."Spike: "I've bled all that blood away."Vicious: "THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!"

Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire."-Rei Ayanami, Neon Genesis Evangelion"Survivability takes priority."-Misato Katsuragi, Neon Genesis Evangelion"Mankind has no time left."-Gendo Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion"The interaction of men and women isn't very logical."-Dr. Ritsuko Akagi, Neon Genesis Evangelion"You're thinking in Japanese. If you must think, do it in German!"-Asuka, Neon Genesis Evangelion

What a day! I am so happy! I'm just... I'm just going to go throw up!"-Kitty from That 70's Show"If this relationship wasn't just a little bit creepy and unnatural, I wouldn't be in it."- Hyde from That 70's Show"Oh, Eric, look. Your little pink baby sweater... oh, and the matching pink bonnet!"- Kitty from That 70's Show"The guy treated me like crap. But he was treating everyone like crap. Poor, rich, black, white; we're all crap."- Fez from That 70's Show"What happens in cat and mouse if the cat is retarded?"- Fez from That 70's Show

Are you so brave that you fear somebody caring for you?"- Darius from Xena: Warrior Princess"Don't be sorry, just improve."- Xena from Xena: Warrior Princess"Most people think of death as the end, when in fact, death can be the beginning."- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess"Xena is this warrior. She goes around saving people and righting wrongs. It's all pretty sappy, but she seems to get her kicks out of it."-Autolycus"You see, a woman's chastity is like a new hat...a beautiful thing that's...going to kill me."- Autolycus from Xena: Warrior Princess"Were you trying to kill yourself or are you just new at this?"- Xena in "The Ties that Bind"We all have families that we are born into, but sometimes families change, and we have to build our own. For me our friendship binds us closer than blood ever will."- Xena in "The Ties that Bind""You know, there used to be some respect mixed up in my hatred for you, but not anymore. Your petty scruples are an embarrassment. As a villain, you were awesome. As a hero, you are a sentimental fool."- Callisto, Xena: Warrior Princess"You know I don't drink intoxicants, Theodorus. No, I like to experience life in all it's agonizing glory. I don't want to dull the sensations in any way."- Callisto from Xena: Warrior Princess"Look Gabrielle, if it's me you're worried about, let me set your mind at rest. Seeing you happy will make me happy. And if that means settling down with Perdicus...then you have my blessing."- Xena in "Return of Callisto""When the living think of the dead, the dead can hear their thoughts."- M’Lila from Xena: Warrior Princess"Every night I see it happen. Every morning I wish it was a dream."- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess"Would you calm down? There's barely enough room up here for my paranoia."- Autolycus in "The Quest""You know there are two kinds of tears. Tears for those who leave you and tears for those who you never let go. And I won't say goodbye to you Xena, 'cause we'll be together again one day."- Gabrielle in "The Quest""You put people on a pedestal sooner or later they're going to fall and your expectations fall with them."- Xena in "The Execution""It's not you it's me. I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment. Which is probably better for you anyway because all the men I get serious about seem to wind up dead."- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess"You are who you pretend to be. So you'd better pretend to be something you can live with."- Palamon in "Blind Faith""Be careful, Palamon. We all eventually become what we pretend we are."- Xena in "Blind Faith""I got a chance to make someone I care about happy. That's the best reward you can have in life."- Xena in "Ulysses""It's that life is a joke, it's a bar room joke at that. And you know what the punch line is? The punch line is, that no matter what we do, we still end up as food for the worms...I leave you to entertain the gods. I'm retiring from the stage."- Xena from Xena: Warrior Princess"I'll rise but I refuse to shine."- Gabrielle in "Been There, Done That""Sleep now, you'll hurt less in the morning."- Xena in "Been There, Done That""Nobody made you who you are; it was already there."- Xena"With shattered legs and crippled soul I went east, to lose myself in vengeance, not against Caesar, but the entire human race."- Xena from Xena: Warrior Princess"Troubled is a polite word for what I am."- Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess"If I have to go the rest of my life without companionship, knowing myself won’t be a problem."- Gabrielle in "Warrior...Priestess...Tramp""You don’t have to be a virgin to be virtuous."- Gabrielle in "Warrior...Priestess...Tramp""All these years I've spent living to destroy you, thinking that, only if I can give you the same pain that you gave me, I'd be rid of it. And then I do. And nothing changes. I don't feel better. Just empty."- Callisto in "Maternal Instincts""You let your pain kill you years ago. I'm gonna live with mine."-- Xena in "Maternal Instincts""Can you run on to Athens and tell them about Marathon? Good. Pace yourself. In this heat, a run like that could kill you."- Xena in "One Against an Army""It's easier to believe in yourself after someone else has believed in you first."- Gabrielle in "Forgiven""Pain's just nature's way of saying, 'Hey, you're alive!.'"- Ares from Xena: Warrior Princess"It's very strange. In every story you tell me this thing I wear get smaller and smaller. Is it enchanted?"- Gabrielle in "Forget Me Not""I wanted to betray her. I gave her everything and it meant nothing to her. I hated her for loving someone else. I wanted her to hurt, I wanted her to be punished. And I almost got her killed. Why, my hatred and jealousy almost destroyed my best friend."- Gabrielle in "Forget Me Not""Well, it is a good disguise, it'll attract less attention then walking around naked I suppose."- Callisto in "Sacrifice II""So how about it? I scratch your back, you stab mine."- Callisto in "Sacrifice II"

Each of us bears his own Hell."-Virgil, Aeneid"Fortune favors the brave."-Virgil, Aeneid"I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched."-Virgil, Aeneid"Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly."-Virgil, Aeneid"Perhaps even these things, one day, will be pleasing to remember."-Virgil, Aenid

Maybe this world is another planet's hell."-Aldous Huxley"Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted."-Aldous Huxley"That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent."-Aldous Huxley"The author of the Illiad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name."-Aldous Huxley"There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self."-Aldous Huxley"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."-Aldous Huxley, "Proper Studies", 1927"Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him."-Aldous Huxley, "Texts and Pretexts", 1932"Death… It’s the only thing we haven’t succeeded in completely vulgarizing."-Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza (1936)"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities."-Aldous Huxley, Vedanta for the Western World, 1945

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."-Socrates (a philosopher)"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings."-Socrates"If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it."-Socrates"Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of - for credit is like fire; when once you have kindled it you may easily preserve it, but if you once extinguish it, you will find it an arduous task to rekindle it again. The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear."-Socrates"The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to be in reality what we would appear to be; and if we observe, we shall find, that all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice of them."-Socrates"I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance."-Socrates, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers"The unexamined life is not worth living."-Socrates, in Plato, Dialogues, Apology

"Knowledge is power; power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."

"Leason to be learnt here, DIC screwed things up but not a s much as Cloverway."-Famous Cloverway Dialogue quote

"I'm used to going out at 3 AM and doing something stupid."-Silk Spectre II, Watchmen

"Different is beautiful, and normal is just a button on your dryer." "To Live is to Suffer, but to survive is finding meaning in that suffering." "They used to say I was a Dr. Dre wanna be, now they all wanna be friends so, who's the wanna be now?" "Whoever says 'live, love and laugh' has obviously never sat in a Jeep with 3 idiots before." "Every dog has it's day. Sadly, it wastes that day eating bones and crapping on the yard." "Normal is is just a setting on your dryer."- Wall Hanging "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research." "By the firelight, come and dance with me. Blazing in the night, the fire grows. Come and shout and sing, make the mountains ring while our hearts beat high. Come and sing and shout. Laugh and turn about while the flames reach the sky."

"You are aware of the others so you must be in some basic sense aware of who... what we are."-Mara Chaffee from Village of the Damned "No such thing as a hero... only a lucky idiot."-T from One Last Dance "Sorrow is nothing but worn out joy." Kurt from Old Joy "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."-Professor Dumbledore from the first Harry Potter movie "Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And, years later tell how they stood for hours in the cold rain just to catch a glimpse of the one who taught them to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us who keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams."-Aunt May from Spiderman 2

"There is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than can ever be done."- from the song Circle of Life from The Lion King"Life... It moves us all... from despair and hope... through faith and love... 'til we find our place on the path unwinding."- from the song Circle of Life from The Lion King"The strongest among you may not wear a crown."- from the song Citizen Soldier by 3 Doors Down

Keep the memory of your face, but wipe the pain away."- from the song Diamond Road by Sheryl Crow

"When you're lonely, and your heart aches, it's going to take a little time"- from the song Diamond Road by Sheryl Crow

You fool!! You still don't get it, do you!? Naraku's duping you!! And meanwhile... ...you're bleeding to death!"-Inuyasha, page 53 in Book #11 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale"But that what does mean to be different... Nobody trusts you, you're always the first to be blamed, and it is always, always your fault!"-Inuyasha"Stop treating me like a dog!"-Inuyasha"That's Oda Nobunaga! Hello, didn't you study history?"-Kagome"It wasn't me he was looking at just now. He was looking right through me, to Kikyo."-Kagome"Maybe Inuyasha isn't such a bad guy after all. He just doesn't know that yet."-Kagome"Note to self: Ignore those little voices."-Kagome(staring at Kagome in the hot springs) "She has a shard of the Shikon jewel, and they're- I mean its- huge!"-Miroku "For the dead there is neither good nor evil. All that remains is the mercy of Buddha."-Miroku, page 187 in Book #6 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale"For the dead there is neither good nor evil. All that remains is... mercy."-Miroku, page 187 in Book #6 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale"Inuyasha is only a half-demon. They probably figure he's not good enough for them."-Shippo"These human creatures... I should think you had enough of them."-Sesshomaru"Are you done? I am."-Sesshomaru"All this for a memory and a dead mortal girl? If I'd known that's what it took to make you fight, I'd've killed her sooner."-Sesshomaru"Inuyasha, make her stop. Half-demon though you are, the blood of a demon runs through you. Be proud of that and do not accept human aid, even in death."-Sesshomaru"The love you speak of is nothing but a hollow emotion. An emotion that only served to deepen the hatred."-Kikyo"It is clear that Inuyasha wishes for my death. This is good, because he feels remorse for our dispute. Heh heh... Let him feel remorseful. I shall never let him forget about me. Time will not advance, thus allowing me to exist in a dimension in which time will be frozen. I can live on in Inuyasha's heart, during my frozen recreation."-Kikyo"It is clear that Inuyasha wishes for my death. This is good, because he feels remorse."-Kikyo"I can live on in Inuyasha's heart, during my frozen recreation."-Kikyo"Nothing can resolve one's determination of exacting vengeance the way bitterness can."-Kikyo"Vengeance alone ... Will not resurrect me."-Kikyo, page 157 in Book #8 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale"That day... My body perished... But now... Animating this construct of other's flesh... I feel more alive than ever. I can love and I can hate... My soul is freer than in it's mortality."-Kikyo, pages 111-112 in Book #13 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale"Tsubaki was entirely obsessed with the Sacred Jewel, so she was doomed for failure. Obsessed. Just as I am obsessed."-Kikyo"Nice to meet ya. I'm Myoga. Always a beast, but never a burden."-Myoga"These pickles are full of history!"-Grandpa Higurashi"The legend has been passed down through the ages about "The Bone-Eater's Well"... Telling of an evil within it that causes the corpses of monsters to disappear... Somewhere... What if that "somewhere" were the stream of time...?"-Grandpa Higurashi, page 162 in Book #1 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale"Never get on the wrong side of a cat."-Grandpa Higurashi"A cat's vengeance runs deep."-Grandpa Higurashi""-Sota""-Kagome's Mom"Lord Sesshomaru, I'm not lonely anymore. But I wonder if maybe Kagura is."-Rin"Who's cooking? Oh, that'd be me. AHHHH!"-Jaken"Have ye no reguard for man's gravesites and tombstones? A grave is more than simply a place to bury a body, or ashes. It is a place of refuge, of shelter, for those loved ones left behind. My sister was born a priestess. She used her powers for the good of the villagers. She warded specters and demons away from the village, and battled illness and famine countless times. Ever since her demise, Kikyo's spirit continued to encourage them to overcome their obstacles and have the strength to carry on. But people are weak, and hearts are easily swayed by the winds of danger and uncertainty. Her grave was a place of reassurence, a haven to encourage the villagers to brace themselves against the storms of life."-Keade"Run, my pretty! There's nothing more exciting than the sight of fleeing prey!"-Jyakotsu"Come. It's almost time for our embrace. Our embrace made slick with your blood."-Jyakotsu"Trap? Is that what you call my simple diversions? I thought the slayers of your village could handle any sort of demon. They literally did not live up to their boasts."-Naraku""Next time"...? But weren't you truly planning to hit me that time? Try again, then. Aim carefully."-Kagura, pages 100-101 in Book #15 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale"I despise Naraku's method of stooping to trickery. I'll kill for jewel shards. I need no schemes."-Kagura"It's in Naraku's hands, both life and death. We are all merely Naraku's tools."-Kanna"My sisters Kanna and Kagura were merely the opening acts. Now Goshinki makes his debut."-Goshinki
Shippo: (to himself) Now that Inuyasha has been rendered a mere mortal, I shall have to take over protecting the others. I'll have to summon all of my courage. (hears a noise in the bushes, freaks out, and runs over to the others) Someone save me!Kagome:Aye, aye, Mon Capitan!! On the lookout for shards of the Shikon jewel.Inuyasha: Let me give you a little piece of advice now that I have your attention; If you're going to kill someone, make sure you do it right the first time. Because if you only maim them the first time, they have a nasty way of coming back to make you regret it.Inuyasha: The guy suddenly has a big sword to swing around and now he wants a soapbox to stand on and preach to the whole world.Miroku: If the demon is truly large, then we are no match for it. It's irrational, it's impossible, it's against my religion.
===Kagome Higurashi's Grandpa: "Why, These pickles are full of history!"Kagome: "Not half as full as you are."===Kagome: "I'm going home. Goodbye, Inuyasha."Inuyasha: "You can't just leave, you."Kagome: "My name isn't You. It's Kagome."Inuyasha: "Wait, stupid."Kagome: "It's not Stupid, either."===Yura: "Of course, her hair is not so pretty as yours, Inuyasha. But then, waste not, want not."Kagome: "Not so pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it, anyway? You live in a world where they don't even have shampoo!"===Kaede: If only Inuyasha and young Kagome could learn to like each other more.Child: But they do like each other.Kagome: (trying to give medical treatment to Inuyasha while sitting on top of him) I said take it off!Inuyasha: What if I don't feel like it?Kaede: Avert ye eyes!===Kagome: You coward!Jaken: Why, you...Kagome: You stinking toad!Jaken: You stinking human!Kagome: This human's going to kick your-"Jaken: I don't think so.===Inuyasha: "Yo."Myoga: "Yes."Inuyasha: "I couldn't pull the sword out, could I?"Myoga: "Not really, no."===Inuyasha: And all for something like that, you pretended she was my mother!Sesshomaru: You're not amused?Inuyasha: No, I'm not, you bastard!======Kagome: Actually, instant noodles were invented right here in Japan during the space age. Everyone eats them, but originally they were made for astronauts in outer space!Inuyasha: "Astro-nuts?"Kagome: Astronauts. We've explored outer space. Hey right! I guess you don't even know we've been to the moon!Inuyasha: On a bicycle?Kagome: No, in a rocket, of course!Inuyasha: And a rocket would be?Kagome: They're long, and they're usually white, and flames shoot out the bottom, 'Count down to launch, Zoom! Lift off!'(Inuyasha slurps, finishing his ramen.)Kagome: Trust you to be more impressed by noodles than space travel.===Kagome: "That's Oda Nobunaga! Hello, didn't you study history?"Myoga: "Well, actually my dear, that's not what the signature says."Kagome: "Amari Nobunaga? But I thought you were Oda Nobunaga!"===Myoga: "Kagome, toxic fumes. Very dangerous."Kagome: "I kinda figured that."===Inuyasha: "So, Shippo, your village called. They're missing their idiot."Shippo: "Kagome, he's being mean to me!"===Inuyasha: Yeah, sure. I make that mistake all the time.Myoga: Well, you're only human-- or half-human.===Shippo: What’s that? It’s a demon!Inuyasha: What are you scared for? You’re a demon too.===Kagome: (to Myoga) Convenient how you disappeared just when the going got rough.Inuyasha: Did you catch that? That's what we call sarcasm as in it wasn't convenient that you bailed on us when we needed you the most!===Inuyasha: (laughs) I've heard similiar threats from a number of poor fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones.Hiten: Perhaps, in your dreams. Enough delay. Time to meet your own unfortunate demise!===Sota: "Know what? I’ve got a new hero. Bet you can’t guess who it is!"Inuyasha: (rolls eyes) "Oh, man..."===Kagome: "Inuyasha, what are the chances that we could be back by Saturday?"Inuyasha: "Uh, fair to moderate if we're lucky."Kagome: "Oh, great!"Inuyasha: "What exactly was this Saturday of yours, again?"Kagome: (sighs) "I should have known..."===Kagome: "Inuyasha...? Is that you?"Inuyasha: "No, I'm a talking puppet!"Shippo: (sits on Inuyasha's head) "His dog ears are gone!"Kagome: "You're not half-demon anymore, you're human!"Inuyasha: (grabs Shippo and slams him to the ground) "You're lucky my fangs and claws are gone, too!"===Inuyasha: Shippo, you're not supposed to get seasick.Shippo: I'm not trying===Myoga: "Have you not a wit of trust in me?"Inuyasha: "Yeah, I trust you to run away when there's trouble!"===Inuyasha: "Kikyo, you can't go on like this... You have to return to Kagome's body."Kikyo: You're saying that you wish for me to die. Is that it? For once I am to return to the girl's body, I will cease to exist, forever. You must know that. I refuse to die. My spirit cannot rest in peace until I see you dead!===Inuyasha: (sniffing ground to find Miroku's scent) Where did that miserable thief go?Villager: What, is he some manner of beast?Kagome: See what I mean?Villager: The young man and the boy are odd enough but look at that strange girl.Second Villager: Is she a demon?Kagome: Uh-h, who me?Inuyasha: See how it feels!===Miroku: Oh, I beg your pardon, I thought you no more than a companion, but apparently you are in love with KagomeInuyasha: Uhh...Miroku: My, this is awkward.Inuyasha: Uhh... you got it all wrong! She's just uhh... a jewel detector!Kagome: Is that all I am to you? Oh, how could I forget. You've got a thing for dead girls!===Miroku: (about Inuyasha) "My, what do you call that technique he's using?"Kagome: "It's called whaling on them."===Shippo: Mom, Dad and I always took baths together and we had a really great time.Inuyasha: Remind me to explain it to you when you're a bit bigger.Shippo: I guess that means you haven't gone very far with Kagome yet, right?(Inuyasha stares at him)Shippo: I don't know what that means but no one seems to be willing to answer. I wonder why?Inuyasha: (grasping Shippo's cheeks and pulling them) I'll tell you why... in about 50 years when you're old enough to understand it!===Kagome: I'm sensing a jewel fragment nearby, and it's approaching us very quickly.Inuyasha: Oh, well that's a change. We've never had them bring us the jewels before.===Eri: "Beriberi neuralgia and rheumatism?"Grandpa Higurashi: "It must be something she ate. (looks at Kagome) Er-r.Kagome: (snatches phone) "Hey, would you give it a rest, Gramps? If you do have to make something up, how about a young person's disease, like mono or chickenpox."Grandpa Higurashi: "My illnesses are perfectly valid! Besides, I'm doing you a favor, acting as your personal secretary every time you cross over to the feudal era. I thought I was being very imaginative!"Kagome: "===Grandpa Higurashi: (answers phone) "Higurashi residence."Yuka: "Hi, Mr. Higurashi, this is Yuka."Grandpa Higurashi: "Oh, it's so good of you to call at a time like this."Yuka: "A time like this?"Grandpa Higurashi: "It's her back. She's been bedridden with pinworms for so long, her back's out."Yuka: "Are those contagious?"Kagome: "Thanks, Gramps. You're a huge help. Gimme that."===Inuyasha: Hey, stop the tears. You don't have to be sad about me.Kagome: Who said I was crying over you? These are tears of frustration!===Shippo: I don't think she's a woman at all, but a demon in disguise.Princess: Oh, little fox, how can you be so cruel to me?===Princess: Don't leave me, Miroku. I'm scared.Miroku: You're scary enough yourself.Princess: Monk, how can you be so cruel?===Shippo: (about Kagome and Kikyo) "Which girl will you choose?"Miroku: "Answer!"Shippo: "Which one?!"Inuyasha: "Um, I don't suppose I could have both of them?"Shippo: "Grr! You two-timing..."Miroku: "Well, it's a common problem between men such as ourselves. And it's one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For if either girl were to find out..."Kagome: (listening) "SIT!!!"Miroku: "That's right, big sit."===Shippo: (talking to Inuyasha, who is face down in the ground) What's going on, Inuyasha? What are you doing down in the ground? Have you seen Kagome around?Miroku: I recognize this position, meaning Kagome must be somewhere nearby.Shippo: And by the depth of this hole, I'd say she's feisty as ever.===Miroku: Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.Miroku: Ah, ghastly! You mean you did that right in front of Kagome?Inuyasha: Maybe you should explain what you do with women!===Villager A: "Demon!"Villager B: "Oh no! It's another centipede!"Inuyasha: "I am not a centipede!"===Miroku: (about Midoriko's cave) Looks like people who talk of the Shikon Jewel and selfish gain get thrown from the cave.Shippo: That must be Midoriko's version of "sit."===Miroku: (reading a young woman's palm) "Your palm says that you will be blessed with many offspring. My dear, would you consider bearing my children?"Old Lady: (pops out of nowhere) "Oh, yes. I'll have as many as you want. Fifteen or sixteen? You choose the number. Lets get to it!"===Shippo: "Is that you, Inuyasha?"(Possessed) Inuyasha: "Don't think you can escape from me, you naughty little rascal." (pulls kimono off of his right shoulder) "I'm all yours for the taking, my sweet, foxy darling."Shippo: "Inuyasha, snap out of it! What about my dreams of growing up and falling in love with a woman, not a possessed male half-demon!"===Miroku: "It's the hand, it's possessed by a demon."Inuyasha: "You're possessed by something, but it ain't a demon."===Inuyasha: "Kagome! Do something about Kagome!"Kagome: "Would you stop calling that thing my name!"===Sango: Can you take care of Kagome?Miroku: No, I think I'd rather take care of Inuyasha.Sango: Me too. I can fight Inuyasha without any second thoughts.Miroku: Yup.Inuyasha: Hey! What do you two mean by that?===Koga: "Don't worry, Kagome. I promise I'll kill Naraku this time."(Koga realizes he's holding Shippo's hands instead of Kagome's... When did that happen?)Koga: "Huh?"Shippo: "I don't think I'm your type."===Kagura: "Yo."Jaken: "Yo, yourself."===Shippo: This is my destiny as a brave warrior.Inuyasha: Listen to the big man talker.Shippo: You're just jealous cause I'm way better than you are!===Kagome: "Such a cute boy!"Souten: "Don't insult me! I'm not a boy, I'm a girl!"Kagome: "You're a girl? That's even cuter!"===Shippo: "Inuyasha?"Inuyasha: "Yeah."Shippo: "Where are we going?"Inuyasha: "To Naraku's castle."Shippo: "So, you know where it is?"Inuyasha: Of course not!"Shippo: "So, we're going in circles?"Inuyasha: "Stop asking stupid questions!"===Grandpa Higurashi: "Never get on the wrong side of a cat."Inuyasha: "What's that supposed to mean?"Grandpa Higurashi: "They say a cat's curse lasts seven generations. A cat's vengeance runs deep."Inuyasha: "Ha. As if a cat's curse can do anything to hurt me."===Shippo: "It's strange seeing you lost in thought. Growling suits you a lot better than thinking."Myoga: "He's right. You shouldn't do things you don't have so much practice in."Inuyasha: "Shut up, Myoga! I'll kill you both!"===Inuyasha: (to Myoga) "Spit it out! Tell me and you can suck as much of Kagome's blood as you want."Kagome: "I'm not a blood bank, you know!"===Sesshomaru: "Royakan."Royakan: (excitedly) "Yes?"Sesshomaru:" Leave, before I lop off your head."===Sango: "Arrg. You are so irratating! Sit boy!"(Inuyasha prickles in horror)Sango: "No good... I guess it only works when Kagome says it."Inuyasha (while laughing through embarassment): "You only figured that out now, stupid?"(Miroku thinking-- I was kinda hoping that would work.")===Kagome: "You like spending time with me, right?"Inuyasha: "Depends. Is it a trick question?"===Kagome: "If you hurt me, you'll all have to die, because Inuyasha here will have to avenge me."Inuyasha: "I will?! Since when?!"Kagome: "You better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?"Inuyasha: "Fine, I'll avenge you already."

I have to dress like a girl?! It's obvious I'm a guy!! I DON' WANNA! Plus, it's so drafty!"- Yuhi (/Yuko), page 42 in Book #7 of Ceres: Celestial Legend"What is it with perverts and school uniforms..."- Aya, page 146 in Book #7 of Ceres: Celestial Legend
In life, somebody always winds up hurt. Best thing is to cherished what you've gained."- Shuro, page 185 in Book #7 of Ceres: Celestial Legend
Fate can only bring life and death... living is up to us."- Aya, page 199 in Book #14 of Ceres: Celestial Legend"Freeing itself from the bonds of fate, love lets life, even with all its burdens, go on. And as the future is entrusted to all the children who are to come... ...Let them know the joys of transcendent bliss."- Ceres, pages 191-192 in Book #14 of Ceres: Celestial Legend

''This isn't about logic. This is about smashing your face in.''-B. Mary from KOF 98

The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened. It's only the middle-aged who are really conscious of their limitations--that is why one should be so patient with them. -Saki [Hector Hugh Munro]"Knowledge is power; power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.""Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart, because you might wake up one day and realize that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones..."

“Acceptance is the only way out of hell.”- Marsha Linehan“Pain creates suffering only when you refuse to accept the pain.”- Marsha Linehan“To accept something is not the same as judging it good.”- Marsha Linehan

Parting is all we know of heaven, And all we need of hell."-Emily Dickinson, from My life closed twice before its close"Beauty is not caused. It is."-Emily Dickinson"Forever is composed of nows."-Emily Dickinson"Saying nothing...sometimes says the most."-Emily Dickinson"Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it."-Emily Dickinson"Love is anterior to life, posterior to death, initial of creation, and the exponent of breath."-Emily Dickinson"Luck is not chance, it's toil; fortune's expensive smile is earned."-Emily Dickinson"Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes."-Emily Dickinson"Whenever a thing is done for the first time, it releases a little demon."-Emily Dickinson"Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality."-Emily Dickinson"Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate."-Emily Dickinson"The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience."-Emily Dickinson"They might not need me; but they might. I'll let my head be just in sight; a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity."-Emily Dickinson"Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed."-Emily Dickinson"Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door."-Emily Dickinson"Fortune befriends the bold."-Emily Dickinson"If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain."-Emily Dickinson"I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven."-Emily Dickinson"That it will never come again is what makes life sweet."-Emily Dickinson"Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought."-Emily Dickinson"How strange that nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude!"-Emily Dickinson"To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else."-Emily Dickinson"Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough."-Emily Dickinson"Dying is a wild night and a new road."-Emily Dickinson"Finite to fail, but infinite to venture."-Emily Dickinson"To whom the mornings are like nights, What must the midnights be!"-Emily Dickinson"The possible's slow fuse is lit, by the Imagination."-Emily Dickinson"Dwell in possibility."-Emily Dickinson

We all have have a star in our heart. Darkness and light are always right next to each other. Show a little fear or a drop of tear... ... and the darkness will grow and start to attack... Consuming the light..."- Queen Serenity, page 109 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4 by Naoko Takeuchi

You look so serious..."-Reika, page 60 of Sailor Moon book #3"Do you like Jade? There are two types of Jade: Jadeite (hard) and Nephrite (soft). There are many colors of Jadeite. It's called true jade. Nephrite is a dark green stone. This pink Spodumene is called Kunzite. Isn't it a beautiful pale stone? This blue-violet Tanzanite is also called Blue Zoisite. (It was first introduced b Tiffany's! (heart)"-Reika, page 60 of Sailor Moon book #3

There's no going back... Ever since that day... At the North Pole... in those haunted ruins... when I stumbled upon... the Dark Kingdom... And I set that evil free with my very own hands... It was fate."- Queen Beryl, pages 65-66 of Sailor Moon book #2"Nineteen years from now you will die from overwork. Next please. Oh dear. Your heart is weak. Poor thing, you've only got six more years to live. Next please."- Catzi, page 86 of Sailor Moon book #4"Everyone must die someday. I may not be able to cange your fate, but I can guarantee you a gentle death."- Catzi, page 87 of Sailor Moon book #4"Well, well. So you're too stubborn to die?"- Prisma page 183 of Sailor Moon book #4"The Black Moon... We are not intruders or an Enemy... We have come to guide you humans on the right path... I have come from far, far away... I am very close to you... Right now the Earth and her people are ailing. They are calling for help. But just for that we cannot keep on harming the Earth... Hospitals and medicines are no good either. There is no such thing as boundless power or immortality. You can only believe in your own strength. From now on, you mustn't accept anyone's rule. Earth belongs to mankind!"- Avery, page 29 & 31 of Sailor Moon book #5"Eternal life and peace are only illusions... The body is meant to decay. And history is nothing but a repetition of wars."- Prince Diamond page 17 of Sailor Moon book #6"I never dreamed she would show herself. The all powerful goddess who lived in the impenertrable castle. Neo-Queen Serenity... What a beautiful ruler... But... she glared at me with contempt. As if I were not even human. Her eyes rejected me. Such fearsome power. Then the Queen was once again swallowed... by the impeneretrable castle. Since that time... I have never forgotten those eyes. I needed to see her again, and make her kneel before me. I needed her, at any cost."- Prince Diamond, pages 19-20 of Sailor Moon book #6"Power... creates war and strife"- Prince Diamond, page 88 of Sailor Moon book #6"Love can be taken by force. That is another way of loving."- Prince Diamond, page 156 of Sailor Moon book #6"Sapphire? You always followed me. But you never once put on Black Poison Crystal earrings. It was your one symbol of resistance."- Prince Diamond, pages 164-165 of Sailor Moon book #6"To achieve our peace, we promised our allegiance to Galaxia! When Galaxia arrived... our planet found peace through death. Our planet is small and poor. Chaos and war reigned supreme. We had to go with her."-Lethe, Star Sailor Lethe, page 125 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #2"This is the final resting place of dead stars. These butterflies are the last of the stars. The line of butterflies flying to their end will never stop... Did you come here to lose your life too?"-Sailor Heavymetal Papillon, pages 20-22 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3"How tragic that that the galaxy's only hope will be burned alive! Now suffer!"- Sailor Heavymetal Papillon, pages 23 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3"You are a punk. You were born a punk, and you'll die a punk. Wherever I go, there are nothing but punks like you."-Sailor Galaxia, page 63 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #2"A dream .... A dream of bygone times... ...when I was still searching for answers. Sailor Moon will come here soon. Just as I was drawn here by Chaos. To know the truth. Hurry up Sailor Moon, Your tiny planet is not suitible for our battlefield. Hurry up and come to me. To unleash our powers!"-Sailor Galaxia, pages 66-67 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #2"I will create a new galaxy... ...at the place where destiny begins." - Sailor Galaxia of Sailor Moon by Naoko Takeuchi"Even wounded and without your wings... ... you still shine with with your anger and hatred toward me." - Sailor Galaxia, page 83 of Sailor Moon *SailorS* #3"I was born a nobody on a horrible planet... My life was horrid... But one day I awoke as a Sailor Scout. And now I am the chosen one. An ordinary Sailor Scout is worth nothing... I need to be the strongest Star."-Sailor Galaxia, page 95 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3"Love? Friends? To hang out and roam together is a sign of weakness."-Sailor Galaxia, page 97 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3"Why did you save me? Kill me! I am your enemy! This is war!"-Sailor Galaxia, pages 124-125 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3"There will be another future. Light and darkness will be born again. Peace will not come that easily."- Sailor Galaxia, page 131 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3"A future... Strange how still have that word inside me."-Sailor Galaxia, page 131 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3"Sailor Moon... You believe in the future of this galaxy... Are you a Scout who loves all? Sailor Moon..... .....The star I finally found. So big and bright, but never mine to have."-Sailor Galaxia, pages 133-134 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3"No one can free themselves from the scent of first love!"- D. Zire, page 143 of Sailor Moon SuperS #2"Little lost girl without a place. Little girl who followed the darkness in her heart. Reject the world you knew before, or you can never make it. Little girl who's never awakened. I am who you have been looking for, the one who truly needs you. Come... come to me... Here... Take my hand, and come to me..."- Wiseman/Death Phantom pages 53-55 of Sailor Moon book #6"You need darkness... Just lend me your hand. Welcome the darkness..."- Queen Nephrenia, pages 62-63 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4"Where there is light, there is darkness. Darkness brings light and light brings darkness."-Chaos of Sailor Moon by Naoko Takeuchi

How silly- getting hurt while protecting an enemy... Fool..."- Pluie, page 18 in Book #2 of Wedding Peach by Sukehiro Tomita"There really isn't anything we can accomplish by cutting school. And we'd just worry our families."- Yuri/Angel Lily, page 88 in Book #2 of Wedding Peach by Sukehiro Tomita

Hey! Don't you know the rules? When heroes transform, ride in their machine, or stand in their main pose, no one should attack them!" -Da Cider, Vs Knight Lamune and 40 Fire

Believing the love that changes sorrow into strength."- theme song from Gundam Wing"Wars take many lives away. Humans never forget the grief, but they also never stop the fighting. Streams of blood and tears are only an ornament for their destructive ritual." -Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"You better do as he says. I would have blown your head off." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"I kill crazy people." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"Even if everthing has gone insane, I will still fight on to believe in myself." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"We're not the ones making the mistake. This entire war is crazy in and of itself." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"Life is something that is cheap. Especially my life." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"Death hurts like hell." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing manga book #1"Peace is only the outcome of war." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"To protect the weak, you destroy justice. But in the end, you can't save them that way!" - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"I've always hated weaklings. Always wondering when the next attack would come. Never able to trust anyone... never saying what they had to say... I could never forgive them..." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"You're a bad loser. No that I mind that." - Heero, Gundam Wing"I'll kill Zechs. That's how I'll say thank you." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"All humankind is the underdog. You and I are the underdogs!" - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing"The god of death? Well, that sounds much better than a hero who commits mass murder." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"You know, I wonder what real peace is... Never mind! Forget what I just said! Sorry, that was out of character." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"I've had enough. Who else treats his own broken bones? Please... I just had my lunch." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"Shit. A charming way to kill us." - Duo, Gundam Wing"Sorry, but I'm gonna have to retire. Ah, this such a dull way to die! I feel like a div." - Duo, Gundam Wing"I know you'd rather die... But if you couldn't die after all that, you'd better come up with a really good way to kill yourself." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"I saved this guy's life... What was I thinking? Antisocial, uncooperative, unpredictable... God, I hate this guy! If I were you, man, I'd hate my personality so much that I would shoot myself!" - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"Don't want to say this, but with your skills, you're not my enemy." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"If we weren't idiots, we wouldn't be soldiers." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"If you're weak, fight and get strong!" - Duo, Gundam Wing manga book #1"I won't die that easily... Watch me... I'm gonna become Death again. Well, good night...." - Duo, Gundam Wing"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing"Long ago when the Federation attacked, the smile disappeared from the people of the colony. I was fighting to get back those smiling faces. And what do I see when I come back? You're throwing away your smile yourselves." - Duo, Gundam Wing"If you want to kill me, I don't care. But, I might resist a little." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"There goes another self-destruct system to waste." -Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"As I fought, I slowly killed my heart. That's why my heart has been empty for a long time."- Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"Perhaps as a human I have no worth, but I must stay alive." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"We have the potential to become the perfection of what warriors should be. It's because we fight with all our hearts, and truly believe that we can change the world." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"Up until now, I've defied death countless times. Let me do so again." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing"You're scared of dying. Then you shouldn't fight!" - Quatre Rabara Winner, Gundam Wing"Fighting weaklings, I feel empty even if I win the battle." - Chang Wufei, Gundam Wing"Morons! Haven't you had enough meaningless fighting already?" - Chang Wufei, Gundam Wing"I'm doing what I can do now just in case something does happen." - Wufei, Gundam Wing"If you want to live, keep quiet." - Wufei, Gundam Wing"Offense is the greatest defense. If you think only of protecting, you'll get tied down." - Chang Wufei, Gundam Wing"A boy with secrets... With so many secrets... And I know too much...? That's why... I'm going to be killed?" - Relena Darlian, Gundam Wing"Alright. If you promise me I'm your last victim, go ahead and kill me." - Relena Darlien, Gundam Wing manga book #1"As long as you make a decision with a controlled mind... you won't regret making that decision after, even if that decision turns out to be a bad one." - Zech Marquis/Milliard, Gundam Wing"Fame makes you a visible target for your enemies." - Zechs, Gundam Wing"From the moment mankind has stood on this Earth, he has been fighting. The fight between the people bacme the fight between the nations. And we have come through thousands of years of history stained with blood." - Milliard Peacecraft, Gundam Wing"Unless one fights, one cannot realize the stupidity of war...."- Milliard Peacecraft/ Zechs, Gundam Wing"I am in a position where the code of knights does not matter... I bear the will of the space revolution!! I can't allow such a frivolous thing as duel to decide the fate of the colonists." - Milliard Peacecraft, Gundam Wing"Among the stars, so many fates cross and pass each other. My own thoughts and ideas will be left behind in the continuance of time." - Treize Khushrenada, Gundam Wing"A gun that has forgotten how to fire but only looks impressive doesn't worry me, even if it's still able to blast me through the heart." - Treize, Gundam Wing"The one whose heart is pure will not act recklessly, but will instead be free of mind." - Treize, Gundam Wing"War will continue as long as humans still exist." - Treize, Gundam Wing"Those who fight will be truly happy. It's also true that those who fight cannot be seen as impure. This life is highly respected and nothing else will be able to substitute for it. The spirits of those soldiers will continue to shine brightly because they fight against all odds, risking their lives." - Treize, Gundam Wing"Your struggle will never end. The enemy you describe is fate." - Treize, Gundam Wing"These 'Great Traditions' are nothing but a false history stemming from people's nostalgia of the past."- Treize, Gundam Wing"I believe that true beauty and noblity comes only in battles with others, and human life should be given the utmost respect. I truly love and respect every person who have died in battle. I don't believe an absolute and crushing victory is what we humans need. I believe that the fight itself and the attitude of warriors are what we need."- Treize, Gundam Wing"Without fighting, nothing can be created." - Lady Une, Gundam Wing"This must not be restricted to history... this battle must become one that is passed down from one generation to the next for ages to come. For that reason, the precious blood of so many soldiers must be shed." - Lady Une, Gundam Wing"The soldiers I trained... They are not trained to die." - Noin, Gundam Wing"It is unfair for soldiers to die in an operation where everyone can anticipate casualties." - Noin, Gundam Wing"Our troubles are nothing, her smile is everything." - Noin, Gundam Wing"Results are there no matter what you do. The beauty is in taking part." - Dorothy Catalonia, Gundam Wing"Death is a gift given at birth." - Dorothy Catalonia, Gundam Wing"Humans are fighting animals, and that whoever wins should become the leader. That is how law and order are enforced." - Dorothy, Gundam Wing"I want to engrave this war in my memory." - Dorothy, Gundam Wing"Being rational is one thing. Reality is another." - Howard, Gundam Wing"It's a sad human saga..." - Howard, Gundam Wing"It's okay to go crazy. That's what war is all about." - Doctor J., Gundam Wing"People start wars, and people end wars." - Docter J., Gundam Wing manga book #1"Stubborn old men are always disliked." - Docter J., Gundam Wing"If you want to die, get on with it. It's a waste of air." - Docter G., Gundam Wing"If you're not stubborn, you can't get far in life." - Docter G., Gundam Wing"There is no end to a battle." - Mr. Winner, Gundam Wing

"We all have have a star in our heart. Darkness and light are always right next to each other. Show a little fear or a drop of tear... ... and the darkness will grow and start to attack... Consuming the light..."- Queen Serenity, page 109 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4 by Naoko Takeuchi
"True beauty is found the darkness.""- Kunzite/Malacite, page in Book #2 of Sailor Moon by Naoko Takeuchi
"You look so serious..."-Reika, page 60 of Sailor Moon book #3 "Do you like Jade? There are two types of Jade: Jadeite (hard) and Nephrite (soft). There are many colors of Jadeite. It's called true jade. Nephrite is a dark green stone. This pink Spodumene is called Kunzite. Isn't it a beautiful pale stone? This blue-violet Tanzanite is also called Blue Zoisite. (It was first introduced b Tiffany's! (heart)"-Reika, page 60 of Sailor Moon book #3

a shadow that lies,the truth that is hidden.The enemy that comes,it has now been bidden.The same drums beat,the ancient war,the time has come for us to fight.A wilting rose, dead and gone,may yet be the last amung usto see a blood stained dawn.Why do you wait when time is done?When hearts are gone and light is rare,when none of us will be spared?" - Lady Eliac from the Artix Forums"Here's a tip, never ask for dating advice on an ANIME FORUM."-Kenpachi from the AnimeNation Anime Forums"If God takes life, He's an Indian giver."-Isaac Brock from the AnimeNation Anime Forums"I had a drink the other day, opinions were like kittens, I was given' 'em away."-Isaac Brock from the AnimeNation Anime Forums"Behind every bitch is someone who made her that way."-devils1angelbaby from YouTube"I'm not a mean girl. I'm just a girl who would love to punch everyone in the face who looks at me the wrong way."-devils1angelbaby from YouTube"See that girl? Yeah, her. She seems so invincible, right? But just touch her and she'll wince. She has secrets and trusts no one. She's the perfect example of betrayal. 'Cause everyone she trusted, broke her."-devils1angelbaby from YouTube"You ask what was wrong;and I said nothing.Then I turned around and whispered;everything." - devils1angelbaby from YouTube"I like the rain, it hides my tearsI like the thunder, it covers my screamsI hate the lightning, it lights up my fears" - devils1angelbaby from YouTube"I don't want to trust anybody,Because everyone who said"I'll be there"left." - devils1angelbaby from YouTube"She's got the eyes of innocence,The face of an angel,The personality of a dreamer,And a smileThat hides more painThan you could ever imagine." - devils1angelbaby from YouTube"ANGRY PEOPLE NEED HUGS (or sharp weapons)" -devils1angelbaby from YouTube"I love how in anime the only way to save a city is to totally destroy it." - modernmonalisa2 from YouTube"Only in America, do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'."-ryjacork from YouTube"Idiocy, like reality, is just a state of mind."-Aja Armani from the YYHA forums"How is it humor when it's not funny?"-sharksd0p3000 from IMVU "WHy do people add you on Facebook or myspace if they Hate your guts in RL?"-reapersakura from the SMA Forums "Call local game stores and ask for Battletoads for Wii, whether you have a Wii or not. They love when you do that."-animenokyouran from the SMA Forums

And we can rise with the fire of freedom,Truth is the fire that burns our chains,And we can stop the fire of destruction,Healing is the fire running through our veins."by Starhawk (NOT someone's screen name)

A mix of people and light...they're all MELTING!"-Amuro Ray, Gundam"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal from Gundam (the original)

"If you're going to do it, do it now. If not, then leave."-Gendo Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion "Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire."-Rei Ayanami, Neon Genesis Evangelion "Survivability takes priority."-Misato Katsuragi, Neon Genesis Evangelion "Mankind has no time left."-Gendo Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion "The interaction of men and women isn't very logical."-Dr. Ritsuko Akagi, Neon Genesis Evangelion "You're thinking in Japanese. If you must think, do it in German!"-Asuka, Neon Genesis Evangelion

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." -Albert Einstein

Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt." -Bergen Evans

Your memory is a monster; you forget - it doesn't. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you - and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you!"-John Irving

"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt." -William Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", Act 1 scene 4

If fortune smiles, who doesn't? If fortune doesn't, who does?" - Chinese Proverb

Straighten your own act before whining about the world. If thats too much close your eyes, cover your ears, zip your mouth and live in a cave..or the alternative." -Ghost in the Shell:SAC-EP01

You'll forget me, but that's just the the links of the chain of memories coming undone, I want to believe...that our chain of memories will be connected again someday."- Namine from Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

"Fate can only bring life and death... living is up to us."- Aya, page 199 in Book #14 of Ceres: Celestial Legend "Freeing itself from the bonds of fate, love lets life, even with all its burdens, go on. And as the future is entrusted to all the children who are to come... ...Let them know the joys of transcendent bliss."- Ceres, pages 191-192 in Book #14 of Ceres: Celestial Legend"In life, somebody always winds up hurt. Best thing is to cherished what you've gained."- Shuro, page 185 in Book #7 of Ceres: Celestial Legend

"Men are born half-dead, and it takes a lifetime for them to become completely dead."- Kawasaki from the movie Ooru naito rongu 3: Saishuu-sho

"Believing the love that changes sorrow into strength."- theme song from Gundam Wing "Wars take many lives away. Humans never forget the grief, but they also never stop the fighting. Streams of blood and tears are only an ornament for their destructive ritual." -Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "You better do as he says. I would have blown your head off." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "I kill crazy people." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "Even if everthing has gone insane, I will still fight on to believe in myself." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "We're not the ones making the mistake. This entire war is crazy in and of itself." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "Life is something that is cheap. Especially my life." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "Death hurts like hell." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing manga book #1 "Peace is only the outcome of war." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "To protect the weak, you destroy justice. But in the end, you can't save them that way!" - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "I've always hated weaklings. Always wondering when the next attack would come. Never able to trust anyone... never saying what they had to say... I could never forgive them..." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "You're a bad loser. No that I mind that." - Heero, Gundam Wing "I'll kill Zechs. That's how I'll say thank you." - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "All humankind is the underdog. You and I are the underdogs!" - Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing "The god of death? Well, that sounds much better than a hero who commits mass murder." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing "You know, I wonder what real peace is... Never mind! Forget what I just said! Sorry, that was out of character." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing "I've had enough. Who else treats his own broken bones? Please... I just had my lunch." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing "Shit. A charming way to kill us." - Duo, Gundam Wing "Sorry, but I'm gonna have to retire. Ah, this such a dull way to die! I feel like a div." - Duo, Gundam Wing "I know you'd rather die... But if you couldn't die after all that, you'd better come up with a really good way to kill yourself." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing "I saved this guy's life... What was I thinking? Antisocial, uncooperative, unpredictable... God, I hate this guy! If I were you, man, I'd hate my personality so much that I would shoot myself!" - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing "Don't want to say this, but with your skills, you're not my enemy." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing "If we weren't idiots, we wouldn't be soldiers." - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing "If you're weak, fight and get strong!" - Duo, Gundam Wing manga book #1 "I won't die that easily... Watch me... I'm gonna become Death again. Well, good night...." - Duo, Gundam Wing "Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing "Long ago when the Federation attacked, the smile disappeared from the people of the colony. I was fighting to get back those smiling faces. And what do I see when I come back? You're throwing away your smile yourselves." - Duo, Gundam Wing "If you want to kill me, I don't care. But, I might resist a little." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing "There goes another self-destruct system to waste." -Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing "As I fought, I slowly killed my heart. That's why my heart has been empty for a long time."- Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing "Perhaps as a human I have no worth, but I must stay alive." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing "We have the potential to become the perfection of what warriors should be. It's because we fight with all our hearts, and truly believe that we can change the world." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing "Up until now, I've defied death countless times. Let me do so again." - Trowa Barton, Gundam Wing "You're scared of dying. Then you shouldn't fight!" - Quatre Rabara Winner, Gundam Wing "Fighting weaklings, I feel empty even if I win the battle." - Chang Wufei, Gundam Wing "Morons! Haven't you had enough meaningless fighting already?" - Chang Wufei, Gundam Wing "I'm doing what I can do now just in case something does happen." - Wufei, Gundam Wing "If you want to live, keep quiet." - Wufei, Gundam Wing "Offense is the greatest defense. If you think only of protecting, you'll get tied down." - Chang Wufei, Gundam Wing "A boy with secrets... With so many secrets... And I know too much...? That's why... I'm going to be killed?" - Relena Darlian, Gundam Wing "Alright. If you promise me I'm your last victim, go ahead and kill me." - Relena Darlien, Gundam Wing manga book #1 "As long as you make a decision with a controlled mind... you won't regret making that decision after, even if that decision turns out to be a bad one." - Zech Marquis/Milliard, Gundam Wing "Fame makes you a visible target for your enemies." - Zechs, Gundam Wing "From the moment mankind has stood on this Earth, he has been fighting. The fight between the people bacme the fight between the nations. And we have come through thousands of years of history stained with blood." - Milliard Peacecraft, Gundam Wing "Unless one fights, one cannot realize the stupidity of war...."- Milliard Peacecraft/ Zechs, Gundam Wing "I am in a position where the code of knights does not matter... I bear the will of the space revolution!! I can't allow such a frivolous thing as duel to decide the fate of the colonists." - Milliard Peacecraft, Gundam Wing "Among the stars, so many fates cross and pass each other. My own thoughts and ideas will be left behind in the continuance of time." - Treize Khushrenada, Gundam Wing "A gun that has forgotten how to fire but only looks impressive doesn't worry me, even if it's still able to blast me through the heart." - Treize, Gundam Wing "The one whose heart is pure will not act recklessly, but will instead be free of mind." - Treize, Gundam Wing "War will continue as long as humans still exist." - Treize, Gundam Wing "Those who fight will be truly happy. It's also true that those who fight cannot be seen as impure. This life is highly respected and nothing else will be able to substitute for it. The spirits of those soldiers will continue to shine brightly because they fight against all odds, risking their lives." - Treize, Gundam Wing "Your struggle will never end. The enemy you describe is fate." - Treize, Gundam Wing "These 'Great Traditions' are nothing but a false history stemming from people's nostalgia of the past."- Treize, Gundam Wing "I believe that true beauty and noblity comes only in battles with others, and human life should be given the utmost respect. I truly love and respect every person who have died in battle. I don't believe an absolute and crushing victory is what we humans need. I believe that the fight itself and the attitude of warriors are what we need."- Treize, Gundam Wing "Without fighting, nothing can be created." - Lady Une, Gundam Wing "This must not be restricted to history... this battle must become one that is passed down from one generation to the next for ages to come. For that reason, the precious blood of so many soldiers must be shed." - Lady Une, Gundam Wing "The soldiers I trained... They are not trained to die." - Noin, Gundam Wing "It is unfair for soldiers to die in an operation where everyone can anticipate casualties." - Noin, Gundam Wing "Our troubles are nothing, her smile is everything." - Noin, Gundam Wing "Results are there no matter what you do. The beauty is in taking part." - Dorothy Catalonia, Gundam Wing "Death is a gift given at birth." - Dorothy Catalonia, Gundam Wing "Humans are fighting animals, and that whoever wins should become the leader. That is how law and order are enforced." - Dorothy, Gundam Wing "I want to engrave this war in my memory." - Dorothy, Gundam Wing "Being rational is one thing. Reality is another." - Howard, Gundam Wing "It's a sad human saga..." - Howard, Gundam Wing "It's okay to go crazy. That's what war is all about." - Doctor J., Gundam Wing "People start wars, and people end wars." - Docter J., Gundam Wing manga book #1 "Stubborn old men are always disliked." - Docter J., Gundam Wing "If you want to die, get on with it. It's a waste of air." - Docter G., Gundam Wing "If you're not stubborn, you can't get far in life." - Docter G., Gundam Wing "There is no end to a battle." - Mr. Winner, Gundam Wing

"There's no proper way to make fun of a child seeing a mutated deformed corpse of his mother after being dismembered."-Edward {I had to add the "a" before mutated deformed corpse}"These people are all completely retarded."-Alphonse"You explain to me why you felt it was necessary to shoot a 10 year old boy in the head, and kill him, while his back was turned. I mean, dude, I don't care what god you worship, that's a straight-to-hell pass right there."-Alphonse"How did that guy get unconscious?"-Edward"What kind of leader would use religion to further his own own political needs?"-Edward"Damn you, Ed! You killed me again!"-Alphonse"Damn, how many Pokemon references are going to show up in an abridged series?"-Edward"You have blond hair, and your right arm is metal, with a long red coat. You're... you're... the 60 Billion Double Dollar Man, Vash the Stampede!"-Father Cornello"Beating up a fat old guy sounds like fun."-Alphonse"My gonads! My precious gonads..."-Edward"Now that I have taken your watch, we shall make a contract together, and your soul will be bound to mine. And then we meet a romantic end."-Father Cornello"Dude, that was pretty screwed up. Why the hell did he make me call him 'The Bandit'?"-Edward"Oh, wow, you came to abuse me and squeeze hot wet information from my muscles."-Edward"Damn yaoi fan-girls."-Father Cornello"I've been hit on by this blonde metal midget!"-Rose"Goodbye, Smokey. I'm afraid you found out... too much."-Father Cornello"Damn it! Why did I eat all those Krispy Kreme doughnuts?!"-Father Cornello"Give it up, Priest. This is the last time religion will be used to take advantage of people and exhaust them of their money and hope."-Edward"Now, to completely emasculate my brother in front of millions!"-Edward"No... you mean the show has to continue? It's not fair! It's not fair!"-Edward"Sleep with your eyes open tonight, Ed. Sleep with them open."-Alphonse===Alphonse: "Hey. Weren't we supposed'ta open with some character origin flashback?"Edward: "Yeah, but there's no proper way to make fun of a child seeing a mutated deformed corpse of his mother after being dismembered."Alphonse: "Oh, hell, I could thinka something. But it would involve a chainsaw. Or maybe a meat grinder. And a blender... with a bag of nachos."(Ed spits out the... thing, he was drinking){I had to add the "a" before mutated deformed corpse}===Edward: "Wow, that girl has a nice ass. Hey, Al, why don't you- oh, right, you're a eunuch, you won't notice."Alphonse: "I hate you so much."===Alphonse: "These people are all completely retarded."Edward: "You're right, Al. Maybe it is a miracle if he's forgetting the laws of alchemy."Alphonse: "I didn't say that."Edward: "I think so, too. We should investigate this more thoroughly to impress that girl with the nice ass."Alphonse: "What are you talking about?"Edward: "You're saying you'll pay for a room at a hotel and stay outside in the cold as I have uncontrolled wild passionate sex with a hot woman, while you look at the ground, cursing God for your fate that was dealt to you and wishing that you had proper organs to enjoy a woman's company like I can?"Alphonse: "I'll say it again; I hate you so much."===Edward: "I was reading this book 'Makeout Paradise.'"Rose: "You shouldn't speak so blasphemis in a church that isn't-"(gunshot noise)Rose: "Holy mother fucking bitch, what was that?!"===Krai: "I killed him in the name of God. And now I will do the same to you."Alphonse: "You bastard! You shot me!"Krai: "Holy crap, a talking suit of armor!"Alphonse: "No, no. We are not going on about that. You explain to me why you felt it was necessary to shoot a 10 year old boy in the head, and kill him, while his back was turned. I mean, dude, I don't care what god you worship, that's a straight-to-hell pass right there."===Edward: "Hey, how did that guy get unconscious?"Alphonse: "I showed him what was under my loincloth."===Father Cornello: "Pidget, I choose you!"Edward: "Damn, how many Pokemon references are going to show up in an abridged series?"===Father Cornello: "You have blond hair, and your right arm is metal, with a long red coat. You're... you're... the 60 Billion Double Dollar Man, Vash the Stampede!"Edward: "I'm the Full Metal Alchemist, Edward Elric, you R-tard."===Edward: "Hey, Al, how did you get out of the sand?"Alphonse: "Umm... plot device?"Edward: "Works for me. Let's go kick some ass."===Edward: "Let's go kick some ass."Alphonse: "Yeah, beating up a fat old guy sounds like fun."===Father Cornello: "Now that I have taken your watch, we shall make a contract together, and your soul will be bound to mine. And then we meet a romantic end, but beautiful in each other's arms."Edward: "Okay... That's just gross."===Edward: "You're pretty smart to get an army of religious drones that will follow your every whim."Father Cornello: "I don't care about all that. I'm just using my power to take advantage of women who have lost loved ones and are in a vulnerable position. It makes them open to suggestions. So I use that to have sex with them in a very uncomfortable place."Edward: "What, like the back of a Volkswagon?"Father Cornello: "No. More like- hey, is that a microphone? Oh, fudge monkey."===Edward: "Time to give it up, Priest. This is the last time religion will be used to take advantage of people and exhaust them of their money and hope."Alphonse: "Yeah, right. Not in this anime."===Edward: "Now, to completely emasculate my brother in front of millions!"Alphonse: "I hate you, Ed."===Edward: "What's that, Al? You think we should return my body normal first because my automail is a total burden, even though it gets me so many hot chicks? Thanks, Al."Alphonse: "Sleep with your eyes open tonight, Ed. Sleep with them open."

Rurouni Kenshin Abridged version:"You couldn't be the Botosai... You're skinny, wimpy, frail, and if I hadn't seen Trust & Betrayal, I would have thought you were a virgin!"-Kaoru"Just as I thought, you're stupid."-Kenshin"And I know my voice is cracking up, I'm going through puberty again, dammit!"-Kaoru"He has a beard, which means he's pure evil. He also looks like Osama Benladon!"-Kaoru"That's some deep shit."-Kaoru"Number one rule of anime, kids; girls hit harder than villains."-Kenshin"My whole life just flashed before my eyes... And it really sucked."-Yahiko"Well... I don't like to toot my own horn, but... Toot!"-Kenshin""-===Kaoru: "You couldn't be the Botosai... You're skinny, wimpy, frail, and if I hadn't seen Trust & Betrayal, I would have thought you were a virgin!"Kenshin: "Wait, speaking of Trust & Betrayal, seeing as you have seen that movie, wouldn't that make me the Botosai?"Kaoru: "What?"Kenshin: "Yep... just as I thought, you're stupid."===Kenshin: "Hey, you're just in time. We just finished making doughnuts."Kaoru: "Doughnuts? Don't you mean riceballs?"Kenshin: "Blame Americanization."(Kaoru's sound effect: "CHOMP!")Kenshin: "Huh."Kaoru: "It's still rice, I just mashed it with my hands."===Kaoru: "So, Mr. Wanderer... do you got a girlfriend?"Kenshin: "Nah, I kinda stopped dating after my ex-wife."Kaoru: "Ex-wife?! How old are you anyways?"Kenshin: "That's for you to know, and me to find out!"===Yamagota: "You should show this man some proper respect. He saved the lives of many a' Imperialists with his sword."Kenshin: "Well... I don't like to toot my own horn, but... Toot! Heh heh heh."Kaoru and Yahiko: "Faggot."

Rurouni Kenshin Abridged PARODY version:"Why am I having all these dreams about dancing sushi?"-Kaoru"Miss Kaoru? Miss Kaoru? Oh, God. It's worse than I thought... she's trying relive the 90s!"-Kenshin"Drowning yourself isn't the answer, Miss Kaoru! You might live!"-Kenshin"Now you know what happens when you f**k with Kaoru!"-Kaoru"Um, Mr. Wanderer? I'm really sorry for earlier. Hello? Bitch! I'm talking to you!"-Kaoru"My lifelong dream has always been to buy a truck and go around the neighborhood every day, spoiling everything for pedestrians nearby."-Niishiwaki"I'd think you'd learn by now that wooden swords don't work!"-Gohei"Just stop talking, Greg. Just stop stop talking."-Gohei"I'm gonna die, aren't I? If I only had one regret, it's that I was never a geisha girl."-Kaoru"Master Gohei... buy me a megaphone."-Niishiwaki"He has a beard, which means he's pure evil!"-Kaoru"Life is like a sugar cube. In the beginning, it's very sweet. But as you get deeper, it slowly disinagrates and it continues to vanish, never to be spoken of again... Just to be replaced with another."-Kenshin"God, what is this, Shojo? Kill that guy!"-Gohei"Imagine the headlines; "Average Joe, Gohei Himara, kills Legendary Manslayer - in freak sword accident!""-Gohei"Ya know, a lotta people'd consider it pretty idiotic to let a legendary killer stay in their home."-Kenshin"What are you gonna do? Beat me up with your abnormal masculinity? Oh, wait..."-Yahiko"You know, I could be having dinner the beautiful Wendy Lee right now. And I'm not just saying that because she's my English voice actor."-Yahiko"I da' know, Kaoru. I don't think ink is very edible."-Kenshin"Well, I think Hillary Clinton would have made a wonderful president."-Kaoru"Let them keep talking about politics like they know something. Sarah Clinton is hot, though."-Yahiko"You nearly gave Kenshin a concussion, but... that's not really important."-Yahiko"This is the kind of shit you can only see on PayPerView... Whatever that is."-Yahiko""-""-""-""-""-""-===Kenshin: "I'm just a wanderer, that I am."Kaoru: "So... you're a bum."Kenshin: "Wanderer."Kaoru: "B-U-M, bum!"===Kaoru: "How did you find my house?!"Kenshin: "Good morning to you, too! We were just about to have doughnuts."Ayame or Suzume (the older one): "Now a part of a balanced breakfast!"===Kaoru: "So, Mr. Vagabond, you have a girlfriend?"Kenshin: "Well, I haven't really dated since my wife died."Kaoru: "You had a wife?! How old are you anyways?!"===Niishiwaki: "Attention, everyone! This is the Tokyo Watch Committee reminding everyone that Master Gohei is the strongest swordsman since Botosai the Manslayer. Ha hah!"(Gohei growls)Niishiwaki: "Sorry, Boss. My lifelong dream has always been to buy a truck and go around the neighborhood every day, spoiling everything for pedestrians nearby."===Gohei: "Alright... What should I do with this little chickadee first, boys?"Minion-ish Thug #1: "Let's hack off her legs, and feed 'em to the dogs!"Minion-ish Thug #2: "Let's make her watch all of Sex and the City. I have the DVDs on (blue ray?)!"(the background music stops)Minion-ish Thug #2: "Oh, aww... please?"Gohei: "Just stop talking, Greg. Just stop stop talking."===Kaoru: "Oh, crap! I thought you would dodge!"Kenshin: "I hope this doesn't become a daily routine."===Kenshin: "But it hurrrts..."Kaoru: "Ohh, stop bitching."===Kaoru: "In High School, I was known as The Juggling Champion."Yahiko: "Huh, yeah... The Champion in juggling nuts."===Yahiko: "Ok, we are living in Japan, in the 1800s. And you guys are sitting here talking about Baraque Obama... what's up with that?"Kenshin: "Don't forget about me..."Yahiko: "Oh, yeah. And you nearly gave Kenshin a concussion, but... that's not really important."===Kaoru: "Cliché anime brawl..."Kenshin: "Maybe we should stop them or something."Yahiko: "Ha! No way! This is the kind of shit you can only see on PayPerView... Whatever that is."

Did I pack my GameBoy?"-Athrun Zala from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account"I'm Lacus. Pop singer, supermodel, you name it."-Lacus Clyne from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account"Why am I such a lesbian?"-Murrue Ramius from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account"No, Issac, I don't wanna play with your Wii."-Dearka Elsman from Gundam SEED Abridged Trailor!- on Lightlover8's account"Wake up, or else I'll make you a grunt!"-Writer"That's it. I'm buying them headphones next time."-Raww La Cruse"There seems to be a lot of dying over there."-Natarle"Do you always chase blonds down dark alleys?"-Cagalli"Yeah, that's... definitally the opposite of what I said."-Kira"A new ship? So what? It's nothing more than a big target." *as in ANY abridged series, he turns out to be completely wrong* "Mental note: Apparently I can't hit ships. But surely I can hit a stationary gundam!"-Raww La Cruse"Wow... We're really getting screwed on air time, aren't we?"-Neuman"Since when do lackeys have air time?"-Natarle"Lieutenant Ramius? We're glad that you're alive!"-Natarle"My name is Lieutenant Mwu La Flagga, and my motto is making the impossible possible."-Mwu"If my stereotypes are correct, then you must be the main character."-Mwu"You're gonna die like the rest of them... I mean, victorious. We're gonna be victorious!"-Raww La Cruse"Even though we have four perfectly working Gundams, we're gonna play it smart and fight with JINNs."-Raww La Cruse"Just avoid anyone with a bigger sword than you."-Raww La Cruse"Oh, great time to apply logic."-Kira"Oh, I don't know, maybe they're here for some chips and porn... No! They're gonna kill us!"-Mwu"Are you trying to shoot down a mobile suit with ship lasers? Has that ever worked?"-Murrue"Dammit, why can't I hit anything?!"-Miguel"Huh. Is that Athrun? Flashback says yes."-Kira"He wanted to... abridge... an abridge? Man, what's the world coming to?"-Kira"Does no one realize bad things happen every time she talks?"-(chubby minor char. crewman)"We have to wait until we can confirm your identity, Mwu La Flagga."-Artemis's lead filler villain "Well... the title of the episode is called 'Vanishing Gundam', so I'm guessing it has something to do with that."-Dearka"Man, this is, like, such a lame episode."-IzeakI'm tired of being the one-episode-filler guys."-Artemis's lead filler villain"So, with that logic, you think the Archangel is run by the Powerpuff Girls."-Kira"Wait, you think I'm too young? But you thought the girl was the pilot... Boy, you're ten kinds of stupid, aren't you?"-Kira"Well. I was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt, but, ok."-Artemis's lead filler villain"What is with males and dead things?"-Murrue"My, all you people have normal colored hair. This isn't a ZAFT ship."-Lacus"So, do you have any idea why you were in the box?"-Mwu"Hahhh... Insert randomly stupid Haro quote... Haro."-Haro"Aw God, not black-and-white again. Come on, the last time this happened, a guy with a knife came at me."-Kira"I'll peirce your heavens with my drill!"-Kira"What the f*** was that about? Haro."-Haro"Lacus, why do I think you signed my death warrant?"-Athrun"Well, it's certainly been a while since I last piloted. And what better way than to start with a massacre?"-Raww La Cruse

A sword a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What Miss Kaoru says is sweet and innocent talk that only those whose hands have never been stained with the blood of men can believe. But to tell you the truth, I much prefer Miss Kaoru's sweet and innocent talk over the truth, that I do."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"A sword is a tool to save people with."-Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin"I have no attachment to the name Botosai the Manslayer. Just the same, I can't allow someone like you to wear it."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Don't like at me like the, Botosai. I much prefered the look in your eyes when you said you were going to kill me. Within every fiber of your being, you are truly a manslayer. I am also a manslayer, so I know of what I speak. A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else. I'll be watching you from the edge of Hell to see how long you can keep saying you're a wanderer."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin"A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin"A manslayer is a manslayer... until the day he dies."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Oh boy... If they're fighting among themselves already, Kenshin's Group is in for a lot of problems."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Stop it with the 'little' thing!"-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin"Don't worry about it, Kenshin. Nobody ever drowns in this river."-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin"Well, they say even a chance acquaintance is pre-ordained by destiny... but to fall off the bridge with him? Destiny must really not like you."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"This land... is our kingdom. Let there be blessings for the kingdom of ambition."-Raijuta, Rurouni Kenshin"If something is in the way... get rid of it!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"It's better to tell people exactly what's on your mind."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"If I'm going to chose my past, I will have to let go of the present."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"Known for their violence? That doesn't do them justice. The Kairyu are more like demons. They attack as swiftly as an eagle flying through the air and pluck the cargo hold dry. They slaughter anyone who dares to fight back."-Yohei Senbonya, Rurouni Kenshin"Shura. No one has seen Shura's face and lived to tell of it. He's a mysterious monster, who they say sheds neither blood nor tears. Some say he's not human."-Yohei Senbonya, Rurouni Kenshin"Time is of the essence. I'm sorry, but I will have to fight without holding back."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"My prey is only the Botosai. You are unimportant."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin"But he looks as frail and thin as a woman."(about Kenshin)-Hataro, Rurouni Kenshin"You can die at any time, but living takes true courage."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Himura... It would seem that you are creating another legend."- M_____ (commonly shown police guy with glasses) , Rurouni Kenshin"Regardless of how the times may change, the truth that we embrace will always remain the same. Evil will be extingished like a candle flame. We believe this; Aku Souk Zan. That is the essence of Shinsengumi."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"There's no hope for Kenshin if even Ayame and Sizume are chewing him out."-Yahiko, Rurouni Kenshin"Aku Souk Zan- Slay Evil Immediately."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"He lives to this day carrying out the justice of the Shinsengumi. Even in the peaceful times of the Meiji Era, he is still the Wolf of Mibu. And his fangs are bared in the darkness, far from the sun's reach."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Women are scary."-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"If you can't hit anything, you can't call them punches."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"Caution will only delay us now."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"Even if you hide your cross-shaped scar, people who will know you, will know you."-Okina, Rurouni Kenshin"If you were to examine a man's entire life, you would see that it is full of contradictions."-Okina, Rurouni Kenshin"You know that your opponent's sword is broken and on top of that, you have a hostage, and you call that fair and square. Are you trying to be funny?"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"New eras don't come about because of swords, they're created by the people who wield them."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"If we were normal, we might not be alive today. And that, my friend, is what gives us the edge we need."-Shishio, Rurouni Kenshin"Because you've slain so many people, you've taken life for granted, even your own. That's what allows the manslayer's heart, which lies deep within your true heart, to take over your soul. Even if you use the power of that manslayer for a self-sacrificing purpose, such as to protect those you love or the weak, it's simply one tiny pebble in the never-ending river of time."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin"I couldn't care less about settling the score with a moron."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"Getting hugged by you isn't really something I think I'd enjoy that much."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin"It's not about whether I can or can't do it, this is about whether I do or I don't!"-Eigi, Rurouni Kenshin"If you boss you think you can your instructor around, you won't learn."-Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin"She can't control herself 'cause she's afraid of being seperated from Kenshin. What a selfish little girl. But then againg, love and selfishness kinda go hand-in-hand, don't they?"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"She's scarier than Jinei, she is."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"As you said, there is no time for talk. If you want me to kill you, then please hurry up and prepare for death."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"As expected of the legendary manslayer, you're truly a different person when you're ready to kill."-Jinei, Rurouni Kenshin"Hiten-Mitsurugi style Bottojutsu, Soiryusan. I'm fully aware that the reverse blade sword is not suited for Bottojutsu. The name Botosai comes from the fact that I have perfected everything concerning Bottojutsu."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"I crushed your elbow joint and tore the ligaments. Your life as a swordsman is now over. And so is... your life as a human being."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"To protect Miss Kaoru... I will become a manslayer once again!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"The right to live and die, to give and take, are controlled by Lord Shishio!"-leader of the Shingotsu Villiage henchmen, Rurouni Kenshin"Ordinarially, I'd tell you to stand back if you don't want to be injured. But in this case, I think I'll make an exception. I'm gonna beat down every last one of you!"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"I gotta get stronger. Strong enough... so that Kenshin will regret not taking me with him to Kyoto! I am not a burden for you to bear. That's what I'm gonna prove to you in Kyoto! You just wait and see, Kenshin!"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"I never thought... that I'd be walking down this path again."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"It seems that you're still thinking like a deluded, peace-loving Wanderer. Would you like me to open your eyes again?"-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"If I carry my sword like this as I walk, people will be scared away and leave me alone. No one else will be involved."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Makoto Shishio... another survivor of the Revolution, is calling me back to Kyoto. What battles await me down this road?"-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"The battle against Shishio has already begun."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"He's certainly confident. And I'm relatively sure it isn't simply hot air."-Saito, Rurouni Kenshin"No good. All I'm doing is destroying the forest... this isn't doing anything for me. Which way is it to Kyoto?!"-Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin"Be patient. I will defeat the Botosai, and the reputation of being the best will be the flowers I leave on your graves... I swear it."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin"If I remember correctly, you guys of the Oniwaban group never even had a chance to fight during the glorious days of the Meiji Revolution... and the frustration and disappointment must fill your heart and soul. The Revolution, and what's happening now... if you were to experience two eras of change in your life, and let both of them pass you by without taking the opportunity to fight... I guess that would be a real shame as the Leader of The Oniwaban group, huh...?"-Sojiro, Rurouni Kenshin"Whether you hate them, or feel sorry for them, the dead can never be brought back again."-Saijiro Hiko the XIII, Rurouni Kenshin"Being punched by someone like you wouldn't do much, even if you did connect. You're too light."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"THE MONEY BELONGS TO ME! YOU SAW ME STEAL IT FROM 'EM FAIR AND SQUARE, SO IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE!"-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin"How she moved earlier resembled Kenpo. And that Tobi Kunai that she used before... this girl isn't an ordinary person, is she? Though you could probably tell that just by the way she dresses."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"The thieves who originally stole the money were wrong, and she was wrong for robbing those men. Let's follow that reasoning and say you're both at fault, and simply call it even."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"You're something special, even though you don't look it."-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin"That sure was a crazy stunt."-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin"I've had so many battles on riverbeds and bridges in the past, that I finally got sick and tired of them. I guess you could say I'm used to it. It's actually a simple matter to destroy a bridge like that one, as long as all the weight is concentrated in the center."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin"Say, would you like me to tell a story about Lord Aoshi? You probably already know some of the stuff I could say. Like how he is just about the best there is! He's a genius spy, and he became the Leader of the Oniwaban group when he was only 15 years old. He has a stong sense of responiblity and friendship. But on the outside, he's got that cold, ruthless poker-face. I was there with him for 8 years, but I don't remember seeing him smile or laugh even once. I bet you he's exactly the same way after all this time... But I know Lord Aoshi's got a smile in there somewhere, and I'm sure gonna find it someday!"-Misao, Rurouni Kenshin"I'm going to re-write history."-Shishio, Rurouni Kenshin

Quotes from Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Spoofs:****************************************************************Voice Quirks:+Koenma's voice sounds identical to Shaggy's from Scooby Doo+Reiko's voice sounds identical to the actual voice of Hiei in the original dub show (please remember that this guy is only in the second YYH movie, where no one I can think of has the same voice as they originally did)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"How can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"My useless character senses are tingling."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Go f**k a toaster, Urameshi!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Mummy-Cyclops mad! Mummy-Cyclops no like Chris Crocker!"- Mummy-Cyclops, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Oh, come now, just because I'm the most intelligent member of this team doesn't always mean you have to your questions towards me."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I like muffins!"-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Have you ever watched a dub of an anime, and then watched a completely different dub of the same show and thought it didn't sound right? Well, the energies of the Netherworld do that pretty much, except it also affects the person's character."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"What tastes like failure?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Hey, gimme back my body! I need that to beat people up, like other positive role models!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Alright; fists? Check. Spirit Gun? Check. Okay, now let's raid this... hospital? Alright, whatever."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Look out, Yusuke, those guys are pushing her around and treating her like dirt. Looks like you have some competition after all."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"My name's Kazuma Kuwabara, and I'm the star of this episode!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Why do I have the sudden urge to re-kill Urameshi?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Well, I suppose I should give you some inane moral test in order to make me look like an ass, and have you prove yourselves to any following spirits of former rivals you may have. Let's see... I got it! You're not allowed to fight for an entire week. And you must make more that 50 points on our next test... which is still technically failing, but we have very low standards here."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"And they said those child-stalking classes were a waste of money."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Man, I really need to find something better to do with my free time. Maybe I'll take up knitting."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Hey, Kuwabara, I copied the Answer Key for ya."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"How does it feel to be beaten up by a possessed girl?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I swear to ass, I'm gonna kick your God."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Logic and anime don't mix. You know that, Yusuke."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Good news, Suiichi. Thanks to whatever the hell I just did, your mother has recovered one hundred percent. You'll get your bill in the mail."-random doctor, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"For the last time, I'm not gay. I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs... Wait! I mean...!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Man, I suck at this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Yes. Now that I have the Artifacts of Darkness, I can use their power to get my show back!" (pause) "And murder people."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Well, at least I'll die without regrets. Oh, wait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Ah! My eye! My doctor told me not to get blood in it!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"You're welcome. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bleed somewhere."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"And now, for a brief moment of hubris before killing you." (Yusuke's spirit gun blast hits Hiei from behind) "How did I not see that coming?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I'm going to kill you. But first, I'm going to take off my shirt!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Now you are completely under my control, Hiei! How many people wish they could say that, hm? But I digress. Kill your friends!"-Reiko, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I'll be fine, once I get my dragon back."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Right. I'm confused as hell right now, so I'm just gonna go fight."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Great. I'm alone until dawn. What the hell can an all-powerful Netherworld God do to pass the time in this damn city?"-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Let me guess, all these sites are conveniently located in one city in Japan."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Kuwabara POW- oh, wow, that's an arm."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"So like I was telling Ted the other day, for a job where all ya really gotta do is break a few shrines, the perks are pretty sweet."-Random Pointless Demon, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Ahh! My body's all weak and floaty!"(a growing purple light starts at Hinageshi's feet) "Ooo... pretty." (the light starts to envelope her body) "Uh-oh! Bad touch."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Oh, fine, let's just postpone our plans to bring back the Netherworld so you can go take a friggin' nap!"-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"This is why we're going to die."-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"As soon as I dislodge this parking break from my spine, I'm gonna kick your ass."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"You know, I must say, this has been conveniently uneventful."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Good idea. Who doesn't enjoy a good Star Wars larp."-Majari, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Alright! This must the Heart site. Time to save the world, just long as I don't get distrac- oo, bubbles."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Heh heh heh heh... That's right, I just kicked the crap out of a 12-year-old!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"If you think I'm as stupid as Kuwabara, you're wrong! I'm a whole new kind of stupid! Waait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Amnesia fading!"-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Hey Kurama, check it out, I'm a blood fountain. Oh, and ruuuuun!"-Kuronue, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Nobody remembers Chin Po!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Just tell me one thing; do your fighting skills match your rapping skills?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Farts are funny, heh heh. Peep."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I'm off. I must... wander."-Chin Po, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"The Earth Site's been destroyed, and now it's leaking out Netherworld energy. If the other four sites are broken, then the Netherworld can be reformed. Can I have a pretzel?"-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"You're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Seriously, do you even know how to read that ma- is that a coloring book?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"On the plus side, she stopped talking."-Yakumo, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I figured she'd either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of them."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"There are five Elemental Sites in the Human World that seals the Netherworld's power. And they represent Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. It's a lot like summoning Captain Planet. Only instead of Captain Planet, it's the Netherworld, and instead of fighting pollution, it kills people."-Hinageshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Quit your damn soliloquizing. We're going."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"I dislike you with great intensity."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"That was... the worst pun... ever."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Just saying, you demons really don't like clothes."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Oh, f*** all of you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"And so, another crisis is averted. But how does Yusuke get his body back? Find out... sometime, on Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged."-Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Narrator"Your overconfidence is your weakness."-Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Now all he has to do is study until he's not completely retarded."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"It's anime law. Any character who's in a series for more than five episodes is going to have a back-story."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"You're just afraid of being killed, you big baby."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I like my way of saying it better."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Welcome to Japan, everything's f**cked up here."-Mr. Akashi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"He sure has a lot of blood."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Holy sh*t. You took his head clean off."-Botan, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Or she could just be ass-retarded."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Yakumo, the Netherworld King, eventually became bored, and made war with the Spirit World."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Kuwabara, why are you just standing there? Do something!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"When you get to Spirit World, tell Koenma I said 'f**k you!'"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Why is it everybody always stares at me when I walk through a door?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Wow! That guy has horns! I could make a real bad pun right here, but I'll choose not to."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Wow, I'm gone for three days, and Kuwabara's already getting picked on by some freak with horns. Shocker."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"They call me Yusuke. And this is called kicking your ass! That was a kick-ass one-liner. I'm gonna have to write that one down."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Welp, time for plan Get-the-f**k-out-of-here."-Thug possessed by Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Heh heh heh... Nothing can stop me now! Aah! A pot hole! My one weakness!"-Thug possessed by Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Well that was fun. Now where's his wallet?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"By George! It stunk in there."-Jihaki, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Damn it, I hate Spirit World."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Well, if they can kill your father's A team, then what the hell can I do about it? I mean, what do you expect me to do, yell at them til they give it back? I mean, I know I'm good at yelling, but-"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Well I was just thinking, that now that we all got what we want, we should go our seperate ways. Toodles."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Damn, what did I do to make him leave? Was it my breath? Did I not kill enough people?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"My poems are gold, you ass! Have you never seen my show on DTV, Demon Television?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"That's the last time I play soccer in the street..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Oh, come on! 'Surprised To Be Dead'? Of course I'm surprised to be dead! No wonder Cartoon Network dropped this show with titles like that."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Does anyone want to explain to me why there's a giant talking rock?"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Anyone else getting kind of a deliverance sort of vibe?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Where the hell is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, that's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Check it out, I'm a blood fountain."-Kuronue, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"Of course, there always has to be a conflict."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator"You know, I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Oh, boy. A Micheal Jackson joke. How original."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Great. Now I have retard in surround sound."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Now that's what I call flower power." (pause) "Shut up, Urameshi."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"No! No more laugh track."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"If you make one more stupid comparative joke, I'm going to kill you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Gitrdone, motherf*cker."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"May I please kill him now?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"It's been almost a f**king year, I think he's fine."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator"Oh god, no... No, my blood. That's supposed to be inside me."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
That's right, dude. Bow before Koenma."-Koenma, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special"Hold on a second! This is the second time I've had to deal with a giant toddler today. Seriously, are we shooting the sequel to 'Honey, I Blew Up The Baby'?"-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special"My name's Randoooo! Ha hah! Rando 'bout to bust a cap! I'm blinging and banging, baby!"-Rando, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special"Special thanks to my main dawg Huyana, for drawing some kick-ass me!"-Rando, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special"Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special"I'm gonna have to go with the Eric Cartman method. Eat death metal, hippie!"-Yusuke, Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special"Nick, you've run out of conditioner."-Kurama, Lanipator's Special Announcement"Honestly, do you have anything to kill around here?"-Hiei, Lanipator's Special Announcement===George: "Master Koenma, we have a big problem!"Koenma: "I'll say we do, dude! The power went out, and now the only TV that's working is this one! And I can't change the friggin' channel, man! I can't get anything; no topless car washing, topless volleyball, PBS... Nothing!George: "Um, Sir... That's a window."Koenma: "Dude, I don't care who made it, just fix it."===Yusuke: "Just great, now it's it's starting to rain."(an unconcious girl with tattered clothes falls toward the roof)Yusuke: "Huh? Alright! Now this is my kind of rai- Oh. It's just Botan. Wake up!"Botan: "Yusuke, Spirit World is in danger. You have to find Hinageshi, and hurry, or I'll... die"Yusuke: "That raises so many questions I don't even know where to start. One, who's Hinageshi? Two, what happened? Three, how can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?! And, of course, let's not forget four, why should I give a damn?!"===Kuwabara: "So you really left Botan with Keiko?"Yusuke: "Yeah. I figured she would either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of 'em."===Kuwabara: "Where the hell are we going, Urameshi?"Yusuke: "I un'no, but something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."===Kuwabara: "My useless character senses are tingling."Yusuke: "If they're on you, shouldn't they be going off 24/7?"===Kuwabara: "Name's Kazuma Kuwabara, the bad-ass with the sword."Hinageshi: "Nice to meet you, Kuwahara."Kuwabara: "Um, it's Kuwabara."Hinageshi: "That's what I said, Kuwahara."Kuwabara: "KUWABARA!"Hinageshi: "Kuwahara!"Kuwabara: "BARA!"Hinageshi: "Hara!"Kuwabara: "Dammit, my name is pronounced KUWAHARA-"*Hinageshi blinks at him*Kuwahara: "I don't like you."===Kuwabara: "You're kidding me! You mean Botan actually made it all the way here with Keiko?!"Genkai: "Yeah, I found the stupid bitch trying to bury her in my forest."===Kuwabara: "What's the Netherworld?"Kurama: "Oh, come now, just because I'm the most intelligent member of this team doesn't always mean you have to your questions towards me. Why don't you ask Genkai, right Genkai?"Genkai: "Go f**k yourself."Kurama: "Sigh."Hinageshi: "Oo! I can do it, let me tell em!"Kurama: "Very well then, much appreciated."Hinageshi: "Ok, so... um. This one time, there was this guy, and he was all like, evil and mean and stuff, and he was all like, gurr, I'm the king of the Nethar Wurld, gerr I hate Sprit World and he was all like gonna take over the SPirut werld, but then king Enmuh was all like-"Kurama: "Nevermind, I'll do it. Anyway, the Netherworld once co-existed alongside the Human World, Demon World, and Spirit World thousands of years ago."Yusuke: "Bet that takes you back, doesn't it, grandma? ARHH!"Genkai: "Continue."Kurama: "Yakumo, the Netherworld King, eventually became bored, and made war with the Spirit World in an effort to corrupt it. But King Enma managed to banish the evil king, and seal away the power of the Netherworld."===Yusuke: "You keep saying 'corrupt.' What do you mean?"Kurama: "Have you ever watched a dub of an anime, and then watched a completely different dub of the same show and thought it didn't sound right? Well, the energies of the Netherworld do that pretty much, except it also affects the person's character."Kuwabara: "Well, I guess that explains what's wrong with Hinageshi then, doesn't it?"Hinageshi: "I like muffins!"Kurama: "Or she could just be ass-retarded."===(screen shows Yusuke's point-blank Spirit Gun/Fingerbang shot to Goki's head)Botan: "Holy sh*t. You took his head clean off."Yusuke: "I'd call it an improvement."Botan: "He sure has a lot of blood."(gushing sound)Yusuke: "Not anymore."===Koenma: "Let's see how my new Spirit Detective's doin'."Yusuke: "Aah, I can't feel my legs."Koenma: "Dammit."===Botan: "Well, Yusuke, how are you doing?"Yusuke: "How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."===Yusuke: "This Spirit Detective job sucks. I mean, seriously, what am I getting out of this anyway?"Botan: "Your own gratification that you made the world safe from demons."Yusuke: "Dammit."===Kuwabara: "You can't do that! It's un-American!"Mr. Akashi: "Welcome to Japan, everything's f**cked up here."===Kurama: "Don't worry. I haven't come here to fight. I rather dislike violence."Yusuke: "Thank f*cking god."===Botan: "Yusuke! Why would you give him three days?"Yusuke: "I don't know. I guess I trust him, I guess."Botan: "No you don't. You're just afraid of being killed, you big baby."Yusuke: "I like my way of saying it better."===Yusuke: "So what exactly are we doing here?"Kurama: "This is the hospital where my human mother, Shiori, is staying."Yusuke: "Human mother? I thought you were a demon."Kurama: "I am. And yet, I'm not."Yusuke: "Aw, crap. Here comes the back-story."Kurama: "Sorry, Yusuke, it's anime law. Any character who's in a series for more than five episodes is going to have a back-story. Anyway, before I came to Human World, I was known as Yoko, the spirit fox. Unfortunately, during a Naruto cosplay gone horribly wrong, I was mortally wounded and forced to take refuge in the Human World. I took up the guise of Suiichi Minamino, and waited for my energy to recover so I could return to Demon World. But then something happened. My Mother became deathly ill."Yusuke: "What does she have?"Kurama: "Piccoloitis."Yusuke: "Huh?"Kurama: "It's a very rare ailment that causes normally evil people to change their ways, and care about something weaker than them."===Kuwabara: "Well guys, I'm gonna go home and study from tomorrow's test. I'm gonna take this way back to save time. See ya."The Kuwabara cronie with actual hair: "Uh, Kuwabara, doesn't that path lead right past those guys we just beat up?"Kuwabara: "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure they've forgotten by now."Yusuke: "Wow. Is he really that stupid?"Botan: "Yep."===Yusuke: "Well, at least now all he has to do is study until he's not completely retarded."Kuwabara: (viewing a shelf of books) "What the hell are these things?"Yusuke: "He's doomed."===Botan: "It seems they're gonna let Kurama off with just a warning."Yusuke: "What do you mean, 'a warning'? Why would they do that?"Botan: "Well he didn't really do any harm, and he did give the mirror back."Yusuke: "Well, I guess that makes sense. Aside from the fact that he broke into the Spirit World vault, killed who-knows how many guards, and provided two powerful items to two powerful demons who don't intend to give them back."===Yusuke: "You Spirit World people really piss me off. I mean, I almost got killed trying to get that ball back from that ogre-"Botan: "Goki."Yusuke: "And who knows what that other guy-"Botan: "Hiei."Yusuke: "I don't care what their names are!"===Yusuke: "Don't you get it? Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"Botan: "You're kidding... right?"===Yusuke: "Wait, you're Hiei? You're like four foot nothin'."Botan: "With his hair."Hiei: "Hrrr... Haven't you ever heard the expression "size doesn't matter"?Yusuke: "Well, that's just what girls say to their boyfriends who have really small-"Botan: "Yusuke!"Yusuke: "What? It's true."===Hiei: "Can't you see how outmatched you are?"Yusuke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."Hiei: "And your faith in your friends is yours."Yusuke: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm the only fighter here."Hiei: "I know, but I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."===Hiei: "Fine, you cocky bastard, maybe it's time I showed you my full power."(Hiei throws away his cloak as an attempt at dramatic effect)Yusuke: "Why do you have to take off your shirt?"Hiei: "Why not?"Yusuke: "Just saying, you demons really don't like clothes."===(Kurama takes sword thrust meant for Yusuke in his stomach)Kurama: "Ow."Yusuke: "Kurama, what the hell are you doing?"Hiei: "Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."===Yusuke: "I guess that's what they call eye-rony."Hiei: "That was... the worst pun... ever."===Yusuke: "So how ya doin' Kurama?"Kurama: "I really need to go to the hospital. I'm losing a lot of blood."Yusuke: "That's right, hang in there, Champ."Kurama: "I dislike you with great intensity."===Kuwabara: "Why'd it get so foggy all of a sudden?"Kurama: "I believe I know why."Hinageshi: "Oo! Is it pirates?"Kurama: "No."Hinageshi: "Aliens?"Kurama: "No."Hinageshi: "Kuronue?"Kurama: "Nc- wait, what?"===False Kuronue: "It's time we finished what we started by that shrine."Kurama: "You know, we could have finished it right then and there, if you hadn't run away."False Kuronue: "Silence, Kurama. That was a tactical retreat."Kurama: "How was that tactical? I was on my knees, and you could have plowed that steel into my face and finished it then."Kuwabara: "Wait, what are they talking about?"===Kurama: "Kuronue, I never properly thanked you for your sacrifice. And it's at this time that I'd-"Hiei: "Quit your damn soliloquizing. We're going."Kurama: "Hiei... f*** off."Hiei: "Whatever. But you better hurry up. Wins a fight, thinks he's invincible..."Kurama: "Anyway, Kuronue, I-"Yusuke: "Kurama! Hurry up!"Kurama: "Oh, f*** all of you."===Kurama: "Oh, there you are, Hiei. Are you alright?"Hiei: "I'll be fine, once I get my dragon back."(Darkness Dragon comes home to Hiei's left arm)Hiei: "Nope, didn't help."(Hiei drops like a stone)Yusuke: "Hiei!"Kuwabara: "Is he gonna be ok?"Kurama: "Say something, Hiei!"Hinageshi: "Peep."Hiei: "Say that again, and I'll f***ing murder you!"Yusuke: "Yep, he's fine. Let's keep moving."===Kurama: "Are you sure it's wise to hold him like that?"Kuwabara: "Ah, he's out cold. Waz he gonna care?"Hiei: "I am not! Put me down or I'll kill you!"Kuwabara: "Oh, come on, Hiei, you're dead on your feet. Besides, it's not like I'm gonna drop you."Hiei: "Yeah, like I trust you after what happened earlier!"Kuwabara: "Oh, how was I supposed to know you were up there? Seriously, who stands on the top of a tree?"Hiei: "Who punches down a tree?"(long sigh from Kurama)===Yusuke: "You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"Yakuma: "That's nice."===Genkai: "If they already took down Spirit World, why did they come here?"Hinageshi: "Five Elemental Sites!"Genkai: "I beg your pardon?"Hinageshi: "There are five Elemental Sites in the Human World that seals the Netherworld's power. And they represent Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. It's a lot like summoning Captain Planet. Only instead of Captain Planet, it's the Netherworld, and instead of fighting pollution, it kills people."===Kurama: "I'm impressed, Hinageshi. That was actually quite clever."Hinageshi: "Thanks, Kurama-ama-nama!"Kurama: "And that put an end to that."===Kurama: "Hiei, have you been drinking again?"Hiei: "No!"(semi-long pause)Hiei: "Alright, a little. Shut up!"===Yusuke: "Alright, so all we have to do is get to the Elemental Sites before the bad guys and we'll be just fine. So let's get goin'."Kuwabara: "But it's dark out!"Yusuke: "Fine. I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."===Kuwabara: "So you really left Botan with Keiko?"Yusuke: "Yeah. I figured she'd either take her to Genkai's like I asked, or bury her alive somewhere. Either way, I don't have to deal with either of them."===Yakumo: "Yes... This place is perfect for ressurrecting the Netherworld. All we have to do is destroy the Elemental Sites and take back what was stolen from us. We can be Gods once again by dawn!"Majari: "But I'm tired!"Yakumo: "Oh, fine, let's just postpone our plans to bring back the Netherworld so you can go take a friggin' nap!"Majari: "Thanks, Boss."(his three minions leave)Yakumo: "Wait, I was being sarca-"(Yakumo sighs)Yakumo: "This is why we're going to die."===Yusuke: "Okay, Hinageshi, we've been running around this city for THREE HOURS now! Do you have any idea where we're going?"Kuwabara: "Seriously, do you even know how to read that ma- is that a coloring book?"Hinageshi: "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep."===Hinageshi: "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep, peep, peep... peep. Earth Site go boom."Yusuke: "What?"Hinageshi: "Peep."(a big purple explosion occurs)Yusuke: "Oh, come on! What the hell is that?"Hinageshi: "The Earth Site's been destroyed, and now it's leaking out Netherworld energy. If the other four sites are broken, then the Netherworld can be reformed. Can I have a pretzel?"Yusuke: "No. Not before we save the world."Hinageshi: "But I want a pretzel."Kurama: "Later. For now, we have to split up. Yusuke, you head for the Fire Site. Kuwabara, you take care of Heart. As for me, I'll deal with Water."Kuwabara: "Hey! Why am I stuck with Heart?"Yusuke: "'Cause you're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."Kuwabara: "Fair enough."===Hinageshi: "Can I have a pretzel?"Yusuke: "No. Not before we save the world."Hinageshi: "But I want a pretzel."Kurama: "Later."===Hinageshi: "Ahh! My body's all weak and floaty!"(a growing purple light starts at Hinageshi's feet)Hinageshi: "Ooo... pretty."(the light starts to envelope her body)Hinageshi: "Uh-oh! Bad touch. Eeeie!"Yakumo: "On the plus side, she stopped talking. However, this girl is of no use to me."Yusuke: "Bravo, genius. I figured that out twenty-four hours ago."===Yakumo: "So this worthless trash is with you then. Here, you can have her back."Yusuke: "Nno, that's ok, I really don't-"(Yakumo throws Hinageshi at Yusuke, straight out of her levitating state... Yusuke catches.)Hinageshi: "Hi, Yusa-kay!"===Yakumo: "I'm sorry, did that hurt your pride?"Yusuke: "If you must know, I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"===Kurama: "Hello, Hiei. What are you doing here?"Hiei: "Not going to your stupid party for stupid people, if that's what your asking!"Kurama: "Hiei, have you been drinking again?"Hiei: "No!"(brief pause)Hiei: "Alright, a little."(another brief pause)Hiei: "Shut up!"===Yusuke: "Just take me to the damn site!"Hinageshi: "Hey, look, a doggie!"Yusuke: "Focus."Hinageshi: "Up there.''(scene change to their new location, the afore-mentioned "Up there")Yusuke: "Well, where is it?"Hinageshi: "It's inside the 'sploding building."Yusuke: "What exploding buildi-"*suddenly the multi-level parking garage in front of them crashes apart*Yusuke: "How do you do that?"Hinageshi: "Do what?"Yusuke: "Nevermind."===Chin Po: "Excuse me, is this the way to the mall? You see, I had this coupon for twenty-five cents off wandering shoes, and I was wondering if-"Yusuke: "No."Chin Po: "Very well then. I'm off. I must... wander."===Kurama: "You know, I must say, this has been conveniently uneventful."Will-be False Kuronue: "I have taken your past."Kurama: "Of course, there always has to be a conflict."===Kurama: "Who is it?"Kuronue: "I'm insulted, Kurama. You mean you really don't remember your old partner?"Kurama: "Youmi, I swear I di- oh, it's you. Hi Kuronue."===Kurama: "That's Byakko, the White Tiger, as powerful as he is vicious."Yusuke: "Well, since you're still injured, looks like this guys up to us."Kurama: "Indeed. Now, Byakko relies mainly on power, so I believe Hiei's superior speed would be the best choice for this fight."Hiei: "Well, Kurama, your plan sounds good, except for one fatal flaw."Kurama: "What? What are you talking about? My plan is fool-proof."Kuwabara: "Heh heh. Here, kitty kitty!"Kurama: "I stand corrected."===Kuwabara: "Actually, that reminds me; when exactly did the fifth site break? Hiei, did you break wi-"Hiei: "If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."Hinageshi: "Farts are funny, heh heh. Peep."===Hinageshi: "Peep."Hiei: "And why the hell are we stuck with her?"Kuwabara: "Well, Urameshi got stuck with her yesterday, so he just threw her at me and ran out to Genkai's place."Hiei: "Lucky bastard."===Kuwabara: "Speaking of that energy, what the hell is going on? Why isn't the whole city freaking out?"Kurama: "Isn't it obvious?"Neighborhood Watch Commitee van's loudspeaker: "Attention everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Commitee, reminding everyone to ignore the ominious purple obelisk in the middle of the city. Thank you, and have a pleasant day. Yes, we're that damn good."===Yusuke: "Just tell me one thing; do your fighting skills match your rapping skills?"Rando: "Hell yeah!"Yusuke: "Oh, thank God."===Hiei: "Nin'ty-nine bottles of beer on the wall-" *drunken hiccup* "ninety-nine bottles o' beer-"Kurama: "Hiei, what the hell are you doing?"Hiei: "What does it look like I'm doing?"Kurama: "Hiei, shouldn't drink so much."Hiei: "I'll get as want as I drunk a' be. You wouldn't understand, you didn't lose your show."Kurama: "Well, rather than being such a whiny little bitch about it, why don't you just come up with a plan to get it back?"Hiei: "You're right. And I have a plan so good I could puke!"*puking noise is heard*Kurama: "Indeed."===Kurama: "Amnesia fading!"*sudden flashback to the real Kuronue's death*Kuronue: "Hey Kurama, check it out, I'm a blood fountain. Oh, and ruuuuun!"*flashforward to current scene*Kurama: "Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."False Kuronue: "Die, Kurama!"*Kurama runs the poser through with a bamboo blade*===Genkai: "Final match, Shaoran versus Yu-"*Yusuke punches Shaoran*Genkai: "-suke. Whatever, begin. I don't even care anymore."===Genkai: "I think I've seen this technique before."Botan: "You mean, like, Shaoran might have stolen that technique from some psychic?"Genkai: "No, that's not it. I'm just saying he's throwing fireballs. It's a very cliché anime technique."===Yusuke: "Man, why is it everybody always stares at me when I walk through a door? Oh, well. At least I got these glasses on, so nobody will know who I am."Random nearby punk: "Hey, isn't that that dead kid, what's-his-name?"Random nearby punk next to the first punk: "You mean Yusuke Urameshi?"Yusuke: "Yep, I'm a master of disguise."===Botan: "It is as I thought."Yusuke: "Huh? The weird Klan lady?"Botan: "I'm supposed to be a fortune teller, you ass!"Yusuke: "Right. Whatever you say, Adolph."===Goki: "I'm crushing your head."Kurama: "Aww, isn't that cute? Goki made a friend."Hiei: "Yes. I, too, remember when I killed my first friend. Come along, Goki. Put that thing down. Good boy. Now let's go, before they find out we're here."Kurama: "Yes, I'm sure that alarm's for some other intruder."Hiei: "Shut up, Kurama."===Yusuke: "Argh. Dammit, school's so boring! Makes me almost wish that stupid hippie was here!"Koenma: "Like, dude! I need your help!"Yusuke: "I said 'almost'."===Kurama: "I enjoy abusing my power as much the next guy, but that seemed pointless."Hiei: "Your point?"===Yusuke: "Think we should help?"Hiei: "No!"===Kuwabara: "Well, what do you guys think? It's a little move I like to call my spirit-sword-monster-beast-doughnut."Yusuke: "How often could you possibly have a use for that technique?"Kuwabara: "More than you, you son-of-a-bitch."===Yusuke: "That's the last time I play soccer in the street... What the hell?!"Narrator: "And so, we meet Yusuke Urameshi, the hero of this story. But oddly enough, he's dead."Yusuke: "Where the hell is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, that's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher."Narrator: "Shut up! I'm trying to talk here!"Yusuke: "No, you shut up! I'm on the worst acid trip of my life, and your stupid talking isn't helping!"===Paramedic #1: "Alright, people, get out of the way! Train dextrist comin' through."(the paramedic checks out Yusuke's body)Paramedic #1: "Let's see here... he's dead. Next?"Paramedic #2: "Don't worry, sir, this one's fine."The little boy who's ball Yusuke was stealing (or, if you go by the original show's version, the boy Yusuke saved from being run over by a car): "I bent my woggie!"Paramedic #1: "Huh? Oh well, my job's done then."Yusuke: "Huh..."Paramedic #1: "Well, tag 'im and bag him. It's almost Happy Hour!"Paramedic #2: "Alright... Booze!"===Yusuke: "Hey, Hiei. You ok down there?"Hiei: "I'm fine. Leave me alone."Kurama: "Are you sure? We could easily rock off you."Hiei: "I said I'm fine! Go away!"(strained grunting noise are heard from Hiei beneath the giant boulder the fell on him)Hiei: "Ok, get it off me."===Kurama: "Anyone else here laughter just now?"Hiei: "No!"===Botan: "Where you at, dawg?"Yusuke: "What are you talking about? I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"===(Botan and Yusuke are talking through compact communicators)Botan: "How far have you gotten?"Yusuke: "Aughh, don't even ask. We've barely made it past the front door."Botan: "Oh, you mean the Gate of Betrayal? Yeahah, that one is pretty bad."Yusuke: "Wait, you have information on this place?"Botan: "Yeeap."Yusuke: "Well, why don't you help us out a bit then? Where the hell are we going?"Botan: "Sorry, no time. Gotta go, Yusuke!"Yusuke: "You know what Botan, you can suck my c-"(Botan hangs up.)Botan: "'Scuse me."(The screen swings back to the demon city castle...)Kurama: "I take it that didn't yield many positive results."Yusuke: "Ya know, you think you'd get used to it after a while, but... you really don't."===Kuwabara: "So, uh... what are we supposed to do now?"Genbu: "Why don't y'all step through that door, and we'll have some fun."(Kuwabara and Yusuke open the afore-mentioned door)Yusuke: "Anyone else getting kind of a deliverance sort of vibe?"Genbu: "Shut up and get your ass over here."Kuwabara: "I am now."Hiei: "Just shut up and move."Genbu: "Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. We don't take too kindly to your kind around here, humans."Yusuke: "Then why the hell did you invite us in further, rather than lead us into another trap?"(pause)Genbu: "Shut up."===Kuwabara: "Does anyone want to explain to me why there's a giant talking rock?"Hiei: "His name is Genbu, and he's possibly the only thing in this castle that's dumber than you."===Genbu: "Well, looks like we got ourselves a taker. Ok, I guess it's time we... Gitrdone."(the sound of pre-recorded laughter is heard)Hiei: "What is with that laughter? Who in their right mind would think that's funny?"(Yusuke and Kuwabara start laughing hysterically.)Yusuke: "He said "gitrdone!""Kuwabara: "I think I just pissed my pants."Kurama: "You know, I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."===Hiei: "Oh, boy. A Micheal Jackson joke. How original."Yusuke: "Guess that's why he's paid the big bucks."===Kuwabara: "Um, are you guys sure that the fluffy red-haired guy can handle this?"Hiei: "You fool. Do you have any idea why I brought Kurama with me? Kurama's a ruthless fighter, and he's even more cut-throat than I. I doubt that thing will even touch him."(Genbu gets a hit off on Kurama with a specialty surprise attack)Kurama: "Ow!"Hiei: "Oh, son of a whore!"===Hiei: "Don't worry. Kurama has a plan. I can see it from the look on his face."(Kurama holds up a splendid red rose)Hiei: "Oh, god... dammit."===Yusuke: "Um, Kurama isn't moving. Are you sure he's as good a fighter as you said?"Hiei: "Honestly... I'm not quite sure anymore."===Hiei: "If Kurama's laughing at that thing, then he's in more trouble than we thought."Kurama: "No. Actually, far from it."Genbu: "That's a lotta talk, comin' from a city-slickin'- wait a minute, this ain't right! I'm all discombobulmalated!"Kurama: "To put it lightly, yes, yes, you are."Genbu: "What'tch you do to me?"Kurama: "I simply removed this. It must be the equivalent of the hypothalamus section of your brain. It manipulates all of the necessary faculties and duties-"Kuwabara (Kurama is still talking as Kuwabara says this): "Heh heh. Doodie."Kurama: "-of your body. In this case, the process of putting you back together."Genbu: "Gitrdone."(the sound of pre-recorded laughter is heard)Hiei: "No! No more laugh track."Genbu: "Well... this sucks more than a-"Kurama: "If you make one more stupid comparative joke, I'm going to kill you."(screen pauses there on Kurama. Next it goes to Genbu, pausing there. The screen returns to Kurama, then pauses on him again.)Genbu: "Twenty dollar whore with no gag reflex."(Kurama lashes his Rose Whip and splits the hypothalamus-like rock in two)Genbu: "I regret everything!"Kurama: "Gitrdone, motherf*cker."===Yusuke: "See? We went the whole episode without making a dickhead joke."Kurama: "Yes, providing as much highbrow entertainment as possible is our duty."Kuwabara: "Heih... He said "doodie" again."Hiei: "May I please kill him now?"===Kuwabara: "So, this is the place, huh? Heh heh... Echo! He he."Hiei: "If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."Kurama: "I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."Yusuke: "Can we just keep moving? I wanna get this over with."===Koenma: "Dude! What the hell just happened?!"Blue Ogre (George): "What are you talking about, Sir?"Koenma: "The room just changed friggin' colors, man!"Blue Ogre (George): "Um... Sir? What are you on?"Koenma: "I don't even know anymore, dude."===Yusuke: "Hey, Kurama, how's that wound treating you?"Kurama: "Well, I-"Hiei: "It's been almost a f**king year, I think he's fine."===Hiei: "Hmph. Burden... Try dealing with these humans."Kuwabara: "Shut up, you little runt, and get off my back!"Yusuke: "Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."Kuwabara: "Shut up, Urameshi!"Kurama: "Actually, I believe we do have a problem."Lanipator: "Damn you, Ichi-Tori!"(falling sound)Botan: "Ha ha. Lanipwned."===Yusuke: "And here I thought Spirit World couldn't get any worse..."Koenma: "Aw, c'mon Yusuke, dude. You just gotta go with it, man. Flow with the groove, dude! Find some inner peace and love..."Yusuke: "No. You know what, I'm gonna have to go with the Eric Cartman method. Eat death metal, hippie!"(starts playing heavy metal rock music in the background)Yusuke: "Why isn't this working?!"Koenma: "Pretty simple, dude. I've built up an immunity."

__________FanArt Special Quotes by fans- NOT quotes by Lanipator:__________"Attention everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Committee, here to remind you that if you want a successful anime series, you must air a sh*tload of filler episodes with bad plots and cheap character development. That is all!"-nickelshotnight from YouTube - this quote came from a picture where 'Committee' was originally misspelled as 'Commitee' and had 'bad plot' instead of the proper 'bad plots'"A bad carnival prize, eh? Who's the baby hippie now, bitch?!"-jazmine from YouTube - the "eh?" was changed to "huh?" when Lanipator spoke it as Koenma in the Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged Fan Art Special

"I shouldn't wear these pants. They ride up when I do a lot of walking."-Joe, Digimon"We're caught between a rock and two sets of teeth!" - Matt"I break out in hives in the dark."-Joe"Can anyone explain why we're tip-toeing instead of running for our lives?"-Joe"Would you please stop taunting the deranged android?"-Joe"Oh, man... I don't like adventure. I'm a stay-at-home-and-read kinda guy." - Joe"Sora is fishing, Sora is fishing! Catch anything?"-Biyomon(/ Birdramon)"No, I'm allergic! I'm allergic to pain!" - Joe
Joe: "What was that?"Sora: "I hope it isn't Andromon."Tai: "It might be a good plan to keep on moving so we don't have to find out!"Joe: "Well, I'm for that."Tai: "Or we could just stay here frozen til the monster gets us."===Joe: "We don't need a map to know we're totally lost. I figured that out a long time ago."Mimi: "I just figured out that these gloves really don't go with this dress."(plant-hair mon): "How sad."===Matt: "What's that?"Joe: "I don't know, but I have a feeling we're gonna wait here to find out."===Gomamon(/ Ikkakumon): "You're strong when you're hungry!"Joe: "Starvation is a good motivater."===Gomamon(/ Ikkakumon): "I'm tired, I'm hungry... sinking..."Joe: "Sinking is bad."

Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! ... Oh, and he's attacking Aang."-Sokka"My whole life, I struggled to gain my father's love and acceptance. But once I had it, I realized I lost myself getting there. I'd forgotten who I was."-Zuko"Get over here, Zuko. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs."-Katara"I'm not Toph. I am Melon Lord! Mwahahahaha!"-Toph"The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction."- Aang"Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"-Sokka"Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here."-Zuko"The monks uesd to say that revenge is like a two-headed rat-viper; while you watch your enemy go down, you're being poisoned yourself."-Aang"It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."-Aang"This is a journey you need to take. You need to face this man. But when you do, please don't choose revenge. Let your anger out, and then let it go."-Aang"You saved your uncle's sweaty sandal?"-Sokka"What's going on? We're surrounded by old people!"-Toph"You're a genius! A sweaty, stinky genius!"-Toph"Shouldn't we run away from huge booms, not toward them?!"- Sokka"Escape? I didn't escape. Everybody else escaped."-King Bumi"I didn't know what or when, but I knew I'd know it when I knew it."-King Bumi"Somebody's a little light on his feet. What's your fighting name? The Fancy Dancer?"-Toph"Even though I was born blind, I've never had a problem seeing. I see with earth-bending. It's... kinda like seeing with my feet. I feel the vibrations in the earth, and I can see where everything is. You, that tree, even those ants."-Toph"Harsh words won't solve problems. Action will."-Aang"I only took their side 'cause they fed me."-Sokka"Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I'd miss the taste of mud so much."-Toph"I know sometimes it hurts more to hope, and it hurt more to care. But you have to promise me you won't stop caring."-Katara"Some unlucky soul has an incomplete pi-sho set."-Master Yuu"O great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you."-Sokka (holding up Momo)"While it is always best to believe in one's self, a little help from others can be a great blessing."-(Uncle) Iroh"Don't you know fans just make flames stronger?"-Azula"You're so beautiful when you hate the world."-Zuko"I think your feet need their eyes checked."-Katara"Please tell me you're here because the Fire Lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down."-Sokka"Oh, well. Victory is boring."-Mai"Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights."-(Uncle) Iroh"I don't know who this June lady is, but I like her!"-Toph"Doing nothing is a waste of time."-Zuko"Only justice will bring peace."-(Avatar) Kyoshi"I knew I shouldn't have asked Kyoshi."-Aang"Aang, you must actively shape your own destiny, and the destiny of the world."-(Avatar) Korin"Well, here we are. Welcome to old people camp."-King Bumi"There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."-Mai"I thought my life was boring in the Fire Nation, but this place is unbearably bleak. Nothing ever happens."-Mai"Everyone into the hole!"-Sokka"Hold on! It's too dangerous! Haven't you heard the song?"-random Fire Nation soldier"Love is brightest in the dark."-Katara"Even if you're lost, you can't lose the love, because it's in your heart..."-Charm
-Sokka-...."Alright! Team Avatar is back! Air!{screen go to Aang}Water!{screen shoots to Katara}Earth!{screen shoots next to Toph}Fire!{screen then shoots to Zuko}{screen finally reaches Sokka with Suki next to him}(Sokka hands Suki a conveniently close palm leaf fan and picks up a leaf in his left hand) Fan and Sword!"*the top of the leaf sword flops down- perhaps symbolizing a 'sweatdrop'*
===Sokka: "In order to take out the Fire Lord- or in this case, the Melon Lord- our timing has to be perfect. First, Suki and I will draw his fire. Then, Katara and Zuko charge in with some liquidy-hot offense. And while the Melon Lord is distracted, Aang swoops in and... BAM! He delivers the final blow."Toph: "Uhh... What about me?"Sokka: "For now, you're the Melon Lord's forces."Toph: "So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?"Sokka: "What ever makes the training feel more realistic."Toph: "Sweetness."===Katara: "I have a surprise for everyone!"Toph: "I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!"(Sokka, Suki, and Zuko blink dumbly then lean closer to Katara)Katara: "Uh... no."(everyone goes back to eating)Katara: "I was looking for cooking pots in the attic, and I found this."(lets loose the scroll in her hand- a baby picture painting)Katara: "Look at baby Zuko! Isn't he cuuute!"===Aang: "But he's still a human being..."Zuko: "You're going to defend him?"Aang: "No. I agree with you. Fire Lord Ohzi is a horrible person, and the world would probably be better off without him... But there's gotta be another way."Zuko: "Like what?"Aang: "I dunno... Maybe we can make some big pots of glue and then I could use glue-bending to stick his arms and legs together so he can't bend anymore!"Zuko: "Yeah! Then you could show him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again!"Aang: "Do you really think that would work?!"Zuko: "No!"===Aang: "I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like."Sokka: "Sure you can! You're the Avatar! If it's in the name of keeping balance, I'm pretty sure the Universe will forgive you."===Sokka: "Look there's his footprints! His trail ends here."Suki: "So... he went for a midnight swim and never came back?"Katara: "Maybe he was captured."Sokka: "I don't think so. There's no sign of a struggle."Toph: "I bet he ran away again."Sokka: "Uh-uh. He left behind his glider and Appa."Toph: "Then what do you think happened to him, oh sleuthy-one?"Sokka: "It's pretty obvious. Aang mysteriously disappears before an important battle; he's definitely on a Spirit World journey!"Zuko: "But if he was, wouldn't his body still be here?"Sokka: "Oh yeah. Forgot about that."Katara: "Then he's gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let's split up and look for him."*Toph zips over to Zuko and clings to his arm so tightly Zuko blushes.*Toph: "I'm going with Zuko!"*Needless to say, everyone stares.*Toph: "What? Everyone else went on a life-changing fieldtrip with Zuko."*smiles wider and clings tighter*Toph: "Now it's my turn!"===Sokka: "I can't believe we gave up our tickets, and now we're going through the Serpent's Pass."Toph: "I can't believe you're still complaining about it."===Aang: "The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction. So maybe we do need to abandon it."Katara: "What are you talking about?"Aang: "Hope isn't going to get us into Ba Sing Se... And it's not gonna find Appa. We need to focus on what we're doing right now, and that's getting across this pass."===Sokka: "Judging by the looks on your faces, I'm guessing you guys didn't find Aang either."Zuko: "No. It's like he just... disappeared."Toph: "Hey, wait a minute. Has anyone noticed that Momo is missing too?"Sokka: "Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"*Sokka opens Appa's mouth and climbs in*Sokka: "Momo! I'm coming for ya, buddy!"Katara: "Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang."Sokka: "That just what Appa wants you to think."*Appa closes his mouth around Sokka*Zuko: "Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here."===Aang: "Wow, camping. It really feels like old times again, doesn't it?"Zuko: "If you really want it to feel like old times, I could... uh, chase you around awhile and try to capture you."===Katara: "Now that I know he's out there... Now that I know we can find him... I feel like I have no choice."Aang: "Katara, you do have a choice; forgiveness."Zuko: "That's the same as doing nothing."Aang: "No, it's not. It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."===Katara: "So this crazy king is your old friend Bumi?"King Bumi: "Who you calling old?"*shrugs*King Bumi: "OK, I'm old."===Aang: "Sokka, watch out! It's Sparky-Sparky-Boom Man!"Sokka: "Ya know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit."===Aang: "Great, you're back! What's for dinner?"Sokka: "We've got a few options: first, round nuts and some kind of oval-shape nuts, and some rock-shaped nuts... that might just be rocks."===Aang: "Hey, front-row seats. I wonder why no one else is sitting here?"*a rock bigger than Sokka crashes next to Sokka himself*Sokka: "I guess that's why."===Katara: "This is just gonna be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?"Sokka: "That's what I paid for."===The Boulder: "The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl."The Blind Bandit (Toph): "Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!"The Boulder: "The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings."===Shinn Fu: "Your winner, and still the champion, the Blind Bandit!"Sokka: "Gahh! Hunh-hunh-huh... Nooo!"Katara: "How did she do that?"Aang: "She waited... and listened."Shinn Fu: "To make things a little more interesting, I'm offering up this sack of gold pieces to any one who can defeat the Blind Bandit! What? No one dares to face her?"Aang: "I will!"Sokka: "Go, Aang! Avenge The Boulder!"The Blind Bandit (Toph): "Do people really wanna see two little girls fighting out here?"Crowd: "Ooooo!"Aang: "I don't really want to fight you. I wanna talk to you."Sokka: "Boo! No talking!"Katara: "Don't boo at him!"===Sokka: "I gotta admit, now I'm really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly."Katara: "That is a big relief."===Toph: "What are you doing here, Twinkletoes?"Aang: "How'd ya know it was me?"Sokka: "Don't answer to Twinkletoes, it's not manly!"Katara: "You're the one who's bag matches his belt."===Aang: "Then why stay here where you're not happy?"Toph: "They're my parents. Where else am I supposed to go?"Aang: "You could come with us."Toph: "Yeah... You guys get to go wherever you want, no one telling you what to do... That's the life. It's just not my life."===*Sokka picks up a dagger stabbing through a note*Sokka: "Who ever took Aang and Toph left this."Katara (reading the note): "If you wanna see your daughter again, bring five hundred gold pieces to the arena... It's signed Shinn Fu and The Boulder."Sokka: "I can't believe it. I have The Boulder's AUTOGRAPH!"===Toph: "You think you're so tough! Why don't you come up here so I can smack that grin off your face!"Shinn Fu: "I'm not smiling."===Toph: "I beat you all before, and I'll do it again!"The Boulder: "The Boulder takes issue with that comment."===Sokka: "Aang, this feuding tribe stuff is serious business. Are you sure it's a good idea getting involved in this?"Aang: "To tell the truth... I'm not sure. But when have I ever been?"Katara: "He's the Avatar, Sokka. Making peace between people is his job."Sokka (nods toward the giant canyon): "His job's gonna make us cross this whole thing on foot, isn't it?"===Sokka: "We gotta help him!"(throws his boomerang at the canyon crawler trying to eat their canyon guide. The boomerang bounces off the crawler's head and he starts to attack Sokka)Sokka: "OK! Now we gotta help me!"===Canyon Guide: "The job's much more than bending, kid. Folks want information. Many of you are probably wondering how canyons are formed. Experts tell us this canyon was most likely carved into the ground by earth spirits who were angry at local farmers for not offering them a proper sacrifice."*a small rockslide falls over them, but is earth-bended away by the guide*Canyon Guide: "Heheh. Guess the spirits are still angry. Hope you all brought some sacrifices."===Iroh: "It's nice to see old friends."Zuko: "Too bad you don't have any old friends that don't want to attack you."Iroh (as if considering the thought): "Old friends that don't want to attack me..."===Katara: "What is that?"Sokka (still high on cactus juice): "It's a giant... mushroom. Maybe it's friendly!"===Sokka: (breathes deeply in, then deeply out) "I think my mind is starting to clear out the cactus juice."*finds some sort of goop on the cave wall next to him*Sokka: "And look!"*shoves some of the goops into his (and Momo's) mouth- only to quickly spit it out and make gagging noises*Sokka: "Tastes like rotten penguin meat! Uooohh... I feel woozy."Katara: "You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!"Sokka: "I have a natural curiousity."===Sokka: "You're doing great! Just follow the sound of my voice!"Toph: "It's kinda hard to ignore."===Sokka: "Suki! You know about giant sea monsters, make it go away!"Suki: "Just because I live near the Oonagi doesn't mean I'm an expert!"===Toph: (falls into the sea) "Help! I can't swim!"Sokka: "I'm comin', Toph!"(Sokka gets ready to jump in and save her, but Suki beats him to it)Toph: "Help! Oh, Sokka, you saved me!" (kisses who she thinks is Sokka on the cheek) "Mmmwa!"Suki: "Actually, it's me."Toph: "Oh... Well... heh heh... You can go ahead and let me drown now."===Katara: "You've got a little dirt on your... everywhere, actually."Toph: "You call it dirt, I call it a healthy coating of earth."===Katara: "You know what we need... A girl's day out!"Toph: "Do I have to?"===Zuko: "You're so beautiful when you hate the world."Mai: "I don't hate you."Zuko: "I don't hate you too."===Toph: "There's something coming toward us!"Aang: "What is it?"Toph: "It feels like an avalanche, but also not an avalanche."Sokka: "Your powers of perception are frightning."===Katara: "This is humiliating."Sokka: "Do you mean getting thoroughly spanked by the Fire Nation or having to walk all the way to the Western Air Temple?"Katara: "Both."===The Duke: "I miss Pipsqueak."Sokka: "I miss not having blisters on my feet."===(whats-his-face... the wheelchaired glider boy): "I'll race you, Duke."The Duke: "I told you, it's The Duke!"===Aang: "You're insane, aren't you?"Old Healer: "That's riiiight!"===Sokka: "Who are you?"Lead singing nomad (aka hippie): "I'm Charm, and this is my wife Lily. We're nomads, happy to go wherever the wind takes us."Aang: "You guys are nomads? That's great! I'm a nomad!"Charm: "Hey, me too."Aang: "I know. You just said that."===Charm: "Hey, hey! River people."Katara: "We're not river people."Charm: "You're not? Then kind of people are you?"Aang: "Just... people."Charm: "Aren't we all, brother."===Aang: "Hey, Sokka! You should hear some of these stories. These guys have been everywhere."Charm: "Well, not everywhere, little Arrow-Head, but where haven't been, we've heard about through stories and songs."Aang: "They said they'd take us to see a giant night-crawler."Fat hippie guy in pink (later known to be Moku): "On the way, there's a giant waterfall that creates a never-ending rainbow."Sokka: "Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara is busy, I guess it's up to me... We need to get to Omashu. No sidetracks, no worms, and definitely no rainbows."===Katara: "Is this real or a legend?"Charm: "Oh, it's a real legend."===Iroh: "Where are we going to go? We're enemies of the Earth Kingdom and fugitives from the Fire Nation."Zuko: "If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed."Iroh: "But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula."(they both nod in decision)Zuko: "Earth Kindom it is."===Sokka: "Please tell me you're here because the Fire Lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down."Aang: "He wasn't home. No one was. The entire palace city is abandoned."Sokka: "They knew."Aang: "It's over. the Fire Lord is probably long gone, far away on some remote island where he'll be safe during the eclipse."Sokka: "No. My instincts tell me he wouldn't go too far. He would have secret bunker. Somewhere he could go and be safe during a siege, but still be close enough to lead his nation."Toph: "If it's a underground secret bunker we're looking for, I'm just the girl to find it."Sokka:Aang:Katara:Hakoda:Sokka:Aang:===Toph: "Who's Zuko?"Sokka: "Oh, just some angry freak with a pony-tail who's tracked us all over the world."Katara: "What's wrong with pony-tails, Pony-tail?"Sokka: "This is a warrior's wolf-tail."Katara: "Well, it certainly tells other warriors that you're fun and perky!"===Katara: "It's those three girls from Omashu!"Toph: "We can take 'em! Three on three!"Sokka: "Actually, Toph, there's four of us."Toph: "Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't count you... y'know, no bending and all."Sokka: "I can still fight!"Toph: "OK, three on three plus Sokka."===Sokka: "Oh no, the sun is rising... We've been up all night with no sleep!"Aang: "Sokka, we'll be okay."Sokka: "Are you sure?! I've never not slept before! What if I fell asleep now and something happens?! And something always happens!"===Mai: "Wads of wet fur. How delightful."Ty Lee: "Hm... they're not wads, they're more like bundles, or bunches? It's got an 'uh' sound..."Mai: "Clumps?"Ty Lee: "Clumps! They're clumps!"===Aang: "Alright, you've caught up with me. Now who are you and what do you want?"Azula: "You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblence? Here's a hint."Azula (covers her left eye and deepens her voice): "I must find the Avatar to restore my honor."*Aang just stares, albeit sleepily*Azula: "It's ok. You can laugh. It's funny."===Azula: "Do you really want to fight me?"Zuko: "Yes, I really do."Aang: "Zuko!"Azula: "I was wondering when you'd show up, Zu-zu."Aang: (snickers) "Zu-zu?"===Zuko: "Azula did this to you. It was surprise attack."(Uncle) Iroh: "Somehow, that's not so surprising."===Zuko: "So, Uncle, I've been thinking. It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a(Uncle) Iroh: "No======Zuko: "It smells like old lady in here."Mai: "Gee, I wonder why."===Zuko: "Here, this is for you."Mai: "Why would I want that?"Zuko: "I saw it and thought it was pretty. Don't girls like stuff like this?"Mai: "Uhhk, maybe stupid girls."===Ty Lee: "Oooh, I love this seashell bedspread."Mai: "Are you serious? It looks like the beach threw up all over it."===Katara:Zuko: "June."Sokka:Suki: "Mole? Her skin is flawless."Sokka: "No, she has this giant mole creature she rides around on."===Katara: "Pakku."*Katara does the Water Tribe bow*Pakku: "It is respectful to bow to an old master, but how about a hug... for your new grandfather."*Sokka makes some sort of suprised squeaking noise*Katara: "That's so exciting! You and Gran-Gran must be so happy to have found each other again."Pakku: "I made her a new betrothal necklace and everything."*Sokka zips over to Pakku and gives him a hug that invades his personal space big time*Sokka: "Welcome to the family, Gramp-Gramp!"Pakku: "You can still just call me Pakku."Sokka: "How about... Grampakku?"Pakku: "No."===Suki: "So wait, how do you all know each other?"Bumi: "All old people know each other. Don't you know that?"Pi-An-Dou: "We're all part of the same ancient secret society. A group that transcends the divisions of the Four Nations."Zuko: "The Order of The White Lotus."Bumi: (pops up to add his two cents) "That's the one!"Jung Jun: "The White Lotus has always been about philosophy, and beauty, and truth!"===Mai: "There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."Mai's Mum: "Mai, your father was appointed governer. We're like royalty here. Be happy, and enjoy it."===Ty Lee: "My aura has never been pinker!"Azula: "I'll take your word for it."===Lou or Lee:Lee or Lou:Lou AND Lee (together):===Ty Lee: (pointing at a painting) "Who are these two beautiful women?"Lou or Lee: "Can't you tell?"Lou (at the same time as Lee): "It's Lou and me!"Lee (at the same time as Lou): "It's Lee and me!"===Lou or Lee: "We know you're upset that you were forced to come here this weekend. But Ember Island is a magical place. Keep an open mind."Lee or Lou: "Give it a chance."Lou AND Lee (together): "And it can help you understand yourselves and each other."Lou or Lee: "The beach has a special way..."Lee or Lou: "Of smoothing even the most ragged edges."===Lou or Lee:Lee or Lou:Lou AND Lee (together):===Toph: "Aang! I know swimming is fun and all, but do you really think you should be exposing yourself like that? Cover up."Aang: "What? I'm wearing trunks!"Toph: "I know! It's your tattoos I'm worried about!"===*Azula spots some peole playing volleyball on the beach, then decides that she will play- and makes Zuko, Mai, and Ty Lee play too, of course*Azula: (in the team huddle) "See that girl with the silly pig-tails? When she runs toward the ball, there is just the===Zuko: "No one can make tea like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear Uncle's favorite tea joke?"Katara: "Sure."Aang: "I like jokes."Toph: "Bring it."Zuko: "Ok, well I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is: 'Leaf me alone! I'm bushed!'"*long silence while everyone stares at Zuko*Zuko: "Well, it's funnier when Uncle tells it."Katara: "Right. Maybe that's because he remembers the whole thing."===Sokka: "How far are we from the tunnel?"Charm: "Actually, it's not just one tunnel. The lovers didn't want anyone to find out about their love, so they built a whole labyrinth."Sokka: "Labyrinth?!"Charm: "A' sure we'll figure it out."Lily: "All you need to do is trust in love, according to curse."Sokka: "Grrah! Cu-urse?!"===Sokka: "What exactly is this curse?"Charm: "The curse says that only those that trust in love can make it through the caves. Otherwise, you'll be trapped in them forever."Lily: "And die."Charm: "Oh yeah, and die. Hey-ey... I just remembered the rest of that song!"===Moku: "Aw, great! Your plans have led us to another dead-end!"Sokka: "At least I'm thinking of ideas, and trying to get us out of here, Moku!"Charm: "Wait a minute, we're thinking of ideas? 'Cause I've had an idea about an hour now."===Aang: "What about Sokka?"*Sokka breaks his way into the scene*Katara: "Sokka!"Sokka: "How did you guys get out?"Aang: "Just like the legend says, we let love lead the way."Sokka: "Really? We let huge, ferocious beasts lead our way."===

We're going shopping! By the time you get home, you're Mom will have forgotten about that dumb test!"-Molly (Sailor Moon episode #1)"A 30? Admirable. Are you stupid, or just incredibly lazy?"-Darien/Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon episode #1)"Now she's trapped in a corner. What a heroine..."-Luna (Sailor Moon episode #5)"I don't wanna be a pancake!"-Serena/Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon episode #(?))"These Sailor Scouts are gonna be the end of me..."-Darien/Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon episode #(?))"Tell me, do you have any holidays in that evil society of yours?"-Molly (Sailor Moon episode #(?))"Am I Tuxedo Mask? Oh, man... That sure would explain a lot of things."-Darien/Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon episode #(?))"How appropriate that I should into you in a graveyard!"-Zoisite (Sailor Moon episode #(?))"Revenge can be sweet... just don't get carried away."-Malachite (Sailor Moon episode #30)"This elevator ride is taking so long! It's like slow torture."-Serena/Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon episode #30)"I wanna know who I am."-Darien/Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon episode #30)"My whole life, I've never known who I really am, or where I come from. I mean, I'm not even sure my real name is Darien."-Darien/Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon episode #30)"I call upon the great power of Jupiter... Help me bust into that building! Jupiter Thunder, CRASH! Nothing like the direct approach. Ha."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon episode #30)"Fire! Sailor Moon could get us out of this... but then Darien will find out who I really am! There's only one choice. No fun getting toasted."-Serena/Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon episode #30)"Alright! Give me a break! So I'm not Albert Einstein material, and I do flake out sometimes. I admit it, ok?"-Serena/Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon R episode #75)

Manga Version Quotes:"In the course of history, there is no "If". But IF there had been a battle in Edo... If we had fought, the victory of the new era would have been ours."-Aoshi, Rurouni Kenshin manga Volume Four"Ishin Shishi and Bafuku Samurai were plunged into battle without their say. We were at war... But it wasn't to decide who was right and who was wrong. It was for the country's future. We laid down our lives for the people's peace and happiness."-Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin manga Volume Four

"One hundred and forty years ago, amidst the chaos and bloodshed which accompanied the Tokugawa Rejime, there was a swordsman in Kyoto who was called Botosai the Manslayer. Botosai carved the way into the new era... the Meiji Era. It was said that he was undefeatable. And then one day, as the screams faded and the dust began to settle, Botosai mysteriously disappeared into the sunset. To this day, his whereabouts are unknown. Botosai the Manslayer had become a legend."-Kaoru Kamiya from Rurouni Kenshin===Yahiko: "Before you start, I have to warn you, Kaoru's cooking tastes pretty awful."Kenshin: "Yahiko. Miss Kaoru's cooking has improved a lot. You don't have to force yourself to eat it anymore."Sanosuke: "Hmm... It's better than dying, in any case."*All three laugh*===Kaoru: "Which do you think makes less sense, a ghost or a kettle?"Sanosuke: "A kettle!"===Yahiko: "Where's Sanosuke?"Kaoru: "He's still quivering in fear somewhere."===Kaoru: "I've got it! Why don't we all take a photograph together?"*Sanosuke takes a sideways step away*Kaoru: "And where are you going?"Sanosuke: "I'm not gonna do that. That thing'll suck out our souls!"Kaoru: "Would you stop saying that?! I told you that was only a superstition!"Sanosuke: "It can't be just that! I hear it takes a year off every time you take a picture! It's the tool of the devil!"Kenshin: "Now, now. You two should stop arguing like this, that you should."Yahiko: "This is stupid. Do you think we look good enough to take a picture?"Sanosuke: "Well, I guess we can't do it like this."Kaoru: "What do you mean? We look fine."Yahiko: "We're taking one."Sanosuke: "I don't wanna!"Kaoru: "Come on, let's go."===Sanosuke's Friend 1: "Wait a sec, Tai. Are you saying you want Sano to run an errand for you?"Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Man, there's nothing scarier than a woman who isn't afraid of anything."Sanosuke: "Alright."Both Friends: "Huh?"Sanosuke: "Waht's so bad about running a few errands?"Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Sano, are you feeling ok?"Sanosuke: "Well, why not? I figure one good turn deserves another."*Sanosuke turns to Tai*Sanosuke: "Right?"Tai: "Oh, but I've just been putting everything on your tab, it hasn't been on the house."Sanosuke: "I didn't realize. I don't have any way to pay it back."Tai: "I wasn't expecting right this second. There'll be a little interest when you do decide to pay it, so you go on now and take your time."Sanosuke: "I-interest? I didn't know you could do that for tabs."===Sanosuke's friend: "That Sano's definitely in a class of his own."Tai: "That's certainly true. Now we just have to get him to pay his bills."===(Saito's "partner" assassin): "It's insanity! There's nothing you can offer me to take on a job like that! So I think I'll high-tail it outta here to somewhere safe, like Shanghai, if you don't mind. See ya around."Saito: "I know a place that'll be much safer to run to than Shanghai... It's called Hell, if I recall correctly."===Sanosuke's Friend 1: "It looks like you're outta luck today, doesn't it Sano?"Sanosuke's Friend 2: "You've lost the last 20 tosses in a row!"Sanosuke: "Aw, no way! I thought I was gonnna win that one for sure! I thought your sword style was all about knowing how to predict things. You couldn't even get a single one of those tosses right."Kenshin: "They're both competitions of the sword, but predictions I make in battle are completely different. If I remember correctly, Sano, I believe you asked me help you with something important. And I do believe gambling's illegal, isn't it?"Sanosuke: "Aw, come on Kenshin, this gambling is just between good friends, and we only use spare change anyway. And besides, these old goofballs and me go way back, so I know they're all good guys. Even if they do look like thugs."Sanosuke's Friend 1: "Was that last comment really necessary?"Sanosuke's Friend 2: "Well, no matter how you look at it, no one looks more like a thug than you, Sano!"Kenshin: "That's certainly true, isn't it?"(everyone there breaks into the laughter of male comradery)===Random Guard 1: "Tell us who you are."Misao: "Hmph. I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give my name to villains like you!"Random Guard 2: (to the guard next to him) "Didn't she just tell us her name?"===Saito: "Have you said your farewells to that Kamiya girl?"*Kenshin glares a VERY scary glare at Saito*Saito: "Perhaps I shouldn't have asked you."===Saito: "It seems that you're still thinking like a deluded, peace-loving Wanderer. Would you like me to open your eyes again?"Kenshin: "I'm ready to accept your challenge any time you'd like, Saito. But let me make it clear that I don't intend to involve anyone else in this matter. That's why I decided to do this by myself!"===Saito: "Do as you like."Kenshin: "I intend to."===Sojiro: (clap clap clap clap) "That was simply incredible. You didn't even give the Four Akakumo Monks a chance to do their favorite move, the Younryutagi. That's real style, two kodachis."Aoshi: "I assume you work for Shishio."Sojiro: "That's right. I'm Sojiro Seita, and I actually serve by Master Shishio's side. Now I know what Master Shishio saw in you. I'd appreciate it if you'd at least listen to what I have to say."Aoshi: "Get lost. I don't have any intention of ever joining another group. Especially a heartless group like yours, who would use it's own men as pawns just to test the strength of an opponent."Sojiro: "Ooh... Oh, boy, so you figured it out. But you knew then that they were being used as pawns, and yet you still slew them without any hesitation. Isn't that... rather heartless, too?"===Saijiro Hiko the XIII: "He must have lost all hope, and committed suicide on the spot. Well, that's something that happens every day. I use my sword to follow the teachings of the Hiten-Mitsurugi syle. But in the end, I can't even save one person. I guess the only thing I can do is bury the corpses of the victims, at the very least."*Saijiro Hiko arrives, then recieves a shock. He saw that all the bodies had been buried. All the graves even had markers. And, standing in the middle of the makeshift cemetery, was the little boy.*Sajiro Hiko: "You made graves for those bandits, as well as your parents?"Shinta: "They're slave traders, not my parents. My parents died from cholera last year. But bandit or slave trader, they're still people. And they're dead."Saijiro Hiko: "So you made graves for them?"*Sajiro's gaze shifts to the three stones Shinta was standing in front of, and obviously had been for some time*Sajiro Hiko: "What are those three stones?"Shinta: "Miss Kasumi, Miss Akane, and Miss Sakura... All three of them were sold off to pay some debts. I only know them for a day. But since I was the only boy there, and since I had no parents, I was ready to throw away my life to save them. That's why I tried to look for some good stones for them. But these were all I found. I don't even have any flowers."*Sajiro uncorks a jug he had on him person and poured the contents over the grave stones*Saijiro Hiko: "No one should have to leave this world without know the taste of good sake. This is my tribute to these three."*Sajiro puts the jug back to wherever he'd been keeping it*Sajiro Hiko: "What's your name, boy?"Shinta: "Shinta."Saijiro Hiko: "That's too gentle a name for a swordsman. From now on, your name will be Kenshin. I promise to give you the best training I have to offer, Kenshin."===Sojiro: "Master Shishio... You're enjoying this, aren't you?"Shishio: "I'm going to rewrite history, my boy. Of course I am."===Misao: "What, do I have bad breath or something, you illegal sword-carrying dumb red-headed long haired jerk, you cross-shaped scar-face weirdo... and you've got lousy taste in kimonos, by the way!"Kenshin: "While I enjoy your colorful nicknames, my real name is Kenshin Himura. It might be best for you to call by that."===Misao: "Hey, tell me what you're thinking about."Kenshin: "No..."===Sojiro: "Master Shishio? You're enjoying this, aren't you?"Shishio: "I'm going to re-write history, my boy. Of course I am."

"Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun (ep.1) "Those who make mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix the mistake; men can't return to the past. That's why they drink. Lushes, drunks, sliding alcohol down their throats to try to dilute the memories that can't be forgotten. Frank Marlon, the gunsmith, does nothing but drink, and questions the glass after it's empty. "Am I wrong? Was I wrong?""-Vash the Stampede from Trigun (ep.3 prview) "Don't look away. I know you're not foolish enough to stay ignorant of the feelings of the people your life was built on."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun (ep.4) "My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"-Vash the Stampede from Trigun "Even though they did terrible things, the decision of who should and who should not live was never and never will be yours to make!"-Vash the Stampede from Trigun "I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Dont hesitate to call."- Vash the Stampede from Trigun "I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun "I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that."-Vash the Stampede from Trigun "The tragedy endlessly repeated in order to fulfill desires, the lust for conquest making people bend to your will, a thrill intense enough to make you shudder. There is a man who is a slave to that ecstasy, the leader of the Badlads. A man who shines: Brilliant Dynamites Neon. The sandsteamer will shake the moment each of the huge dynamos on each of his shoulders start to spark. In the pitch black darkness, the gruesome party begins."- Vash the Stampede from Trigun "Does this man look like the legendary gunman Vash the Stampede? That droopy-eyed, weak-looking, bristle-headed, promiscuous-looking donut freak of a man?"-Meryl Stryfe from Trigun (ep.2) "Everyone who has become involved with him, has somehow gained an emotion they had once lost."- Meryl from Trigun "All of life's journeys come with meetings, partings, and reunions."- Meryl from Trigun ""-Millie Thompson from Trigun "However, I do know one guy who whines, cries, and throws tantrums but still mangages to save everyone. He's a crazy man who's not afraid of anything. Even though he's been scarred from head to toe, he'll always be there."-Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun "Thank heaven you asked! It's a long story although it's kind of a short one..."-Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun "You were always smiling, real friendly like, but the way you smiled was so empty it hurt to watch you."- Wolfwood, Trigun from Trigun "Whenever I look at you, I'm reminded about everything I hate about myself. It hurts."- Wolfwood "If you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can't save both without one suffering." - Knives from Trigun "Just a small change of heart, that's all. Besides, if we stay the same, there's no individuality."- Knives from Trigun "The power of death is intoxicating." - Legato from Trigun "Give me the gift of nothingness, give me death." - Legato from Trigun "It's a simple formula. The greater the tragedy, the greater the emotional effect." - Legato from Trigun "An egotistical being like myself can't be allowed to live."-Legato Blusummer from Trigun "Don't be hasty, now. I intend to obliterate every last trace of mankind eventually... so why must you rush the inevitable?"- Legato from Trigun "The choices we make in life have unlimited possiblities. All I can do is think about them."- Rem Saverem from Trigun "The worst thing you can do is to make no choice, waiting for the ideal conclusion to present itself."- Chapel the Evergreen from Trigun "Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit."-Chapel the Evergreen from Trigun "Every moment hesitated is a moment gone from life."- Chapel from Trigun "Losers don't get to go home. They go to Hell."- E.G. Mine, the 5th Gung-Ho Gun from Trigun "There are three things I can't tolerate in this world; people who put ice in alchol, the pattern on a sillohette scorpion, and slime who don't apprieciate tranquility. A robbery in my juristdiction? Not on my watch, dammit!"-Stan (aka ) from Trigun (ep.4) === Vash: "This is not the way a lady should be treated. I am appalled by your lack of manners." Meryl: "We're ladies, too, you know." Vash: "Oh, yeah. I guess I forgot." ===

"God did not create humans. Humans created God."-Londes, Cowboy Bebop "We quickly forget the lessons we learn, and then have to learn them all over again."-Jet, Cowboy Bebop "I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive."-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop "I'm watching a dream I'll never wake up from.."-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop "There is nothing left to believe in."-Vicious, Cowboy Bebop "The same blood runs through the both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others."-Vicious, Cowboy Bebop "I've bled all that blood away."-Spike, Cowboy Bebop === Vicious: "Do you know what you look like, Spike?" Spike: "What?" Vicious: "A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through the both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others." Spike: "I've bled all that blood away." Vicious: "THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!" ===

"There's no going back... Ever since that day... At the North Pole... in those haunted ruins... when I stumbled upon... the Dark Kingdom... And I set that evil free with my very own hands... It was fate."- Queen Beryl, pages 65-66 of Sailor Moon book #2 "Nineteen years from now you will die from overwork. Next please. Oh dear. Your heart is weak. Poor thing, you've only got six more years to live. Next please."- Catzi, page 86 of Sailor Moon book #4 "Everyone must die someday. I may not be able to cange your fate, but I can guarantee you a gentle death."- Catzi, page 87 of Sailor Moon book #4 "Well, well. So you're too stubborn to die?"- Prisma page 183 of Sailor Moon book #4 "The Black Moon... We are not intruders or an Enemy... We have come to guide you humans on the right path... I have come from far, far away... I am very close to you... Right now the Earth and her people are ailing. They are calling for help. But just for that we cannot keep on harming the Earth... Hospitals and medicines are no good either. There is no such thing as boundless power or immortality. You can only believe in your own strength. From now on, you mustn't accept anyone's rule. Earth belongs to mankind!"- Avery, page 29 & 31 of Sailor Moon book #5 "Eternal life and peace are only illusions... The body is meant to decay. And history is nothing but a repetition of wars."- Prince Diamond page 17 of Sailor Moon book #6 "I never dreamed she would show herself. The all powerful goddess who lived in the impenertrable castle. Neo-Queen Serenity... What a beautiful ruler... But... she glared at me with contempt. As if I were not even human. Her eyes rejected me. Such fearsome power. Then the Queen was once again swallowed... by the impeneretrable castle. Since that time... I have never forgotten those eyes. I needed to see her again, and make her kneel before me. I needed her, at any cost."- Prince Diamond, pages 19-20 of Sailor Moon book #6 "Power... creates war and strife"- Prince Diamond, page 88 of Sailor Moon book #6 "Love can be taken by force. That is another way of loving."- Prince Diamond, page 156 of Sailor Moon book #6 "Sapphire? You always followed me. But you never once put on Black Poison Crystal earrings. It was your one symbol of resistance."- Prince Diamond, pages 164-165 of Sailor Moon book #6 "To achieve our peace, we promised our allegiance to Galaxia! When Galaxia arrived... our planet found peace through death. Our planet is small and poor. Chaos and war reigned supreme. We had to go with her."-Lethe, Star Sailor Lethe, page 125 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #2 "This is the final resting place of dead stars. These butterflies are the last of the stars. The line of butterflies flying to their end will never stop... Did you come here to lose your life too?"-Sailor Heavymetal Papillon, pages 20-22 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3 "How tragic that that the galaxy's only hope will be burned alive! Now suffer!"- Sailor Heavymetal Papillon, pages 23 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3 "You are a punk. You were born a punk, and you'll die a punk. Wherever I go, there are nothing but punks like you."-Sailor Galaxia, page 63 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #2 "A dream .... A dream of bygone times... ...when I was still searching for answers. Sailor Moon will come here soon. Just as I was drawn here by Chaos. To know the truth. Hurry up Sailor Moon, Your tiny planet is not suitible for our battlefield. Hurry up and come to me. To unleash our powers!"-Sailor Galaxia, pages 66-67 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #2 "I will create a new galaxy... ...at the place where destiny begins." - Sailor Galaxia of Sailor Moon by Naoko Takeuchi "Even wounded and without your wings... ... you still shine with with your anger and hatred toward me." - Sailor Galaxia, page 83 of Sailor Moon *SailorS* #3 "I was born a nobody on a horrible planet... My life was horrid... But one day I awoke as a Sailor Scout. And now I am the chosen one. An ordinary Sailor Scout is worth nothing... I need to be the strongest Star."-Sailor Galaxia, page 95 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3 "Love? Friends? To hang out and roam together is a sign of weakness."-Sailor Galaxia, page 97 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3 "Why did you save me? Kill me! I am your enemy! This is war!"-Sailor Galaxia, pages 124-125 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3 "There will be another future. Light and darkness will be born again. Peace will not come that easily."- Sailor Galaxia, page 131 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3 "A future... Strange how still have that word inside me."-Sailor Galaxia, page 131 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3 "Sailor Moon... You believe in the future of this galaxy... Are you a Scout who loves all? Sailor Moon..... .....The star I finally found. So big and bright, but never mine to have."-Sailor Galaxia, pages 133-134 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3 "No one can free themselves from the scent of first love!"- D. Zire, page 143 of Sailor Moon SuperS #2 "Little lost girl without a place. Little girl who followed the darkness in her heart. Reject the world you knew before, or you can never make it. Little girl who's never awakened. I am who you have been looking for, the one who truly needs you. Come... come to me... Here... Take my hand, and come to me..."- Wiseman/Death Phantom pages 53-55 of Sailor Moon book #6 "You need darkness... Just lend me your hand. Welcome the darkness..."- Queen Nephrenia, pages 62-63 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4 "Where there is light, there is darkness. Darkness brings light and light brings darkness."-Chaos of Sailor Moon by Naoko Takeuchi

"What a day! I am so happy! I'm just... I'm just going to go throw up!"-Kitty from That 70's Show "If this relationship wasn't just a little bit creepy and unnatural, I wouldn't be in it."- Hyde from That 70's Show "Oh, Eric, look. Your little pink baby sweater... oh, and the matching pink bonnet!"- Kitty from That 70's Show "The guy treated me like crap. But he was treating everyone like crap. Poor, rich, black, white; we're all crap."- Fez from That 70's Show "What happens in cat and mouse if the cat is retarded?"- Fez from That 70's Show

===Writer: "Hello, and thank you for watching Gundam Abridged. Today on the first episode, we will- what the...? Kira. Kira, we're on. Wake up!"Kira: "Nah-nuh... Five more minutes."Writer: "Wake up, or else I'll make you a grunt!"Kira: "Alright, alright, I'm up!"===Athrun: "Kira... can you make a promise to me?"Kira: "Sure, Athrun. What is it?"Athrun: "Promise me you won't join the Earth Federation, kidnap girls, don't fight me to the death in some mega-battle royale."Kira: "Uhh..."===Cagalli: "Do you always chase blonds down dark alleys?"Kira: "Uhh... is that a trick question?"Cagalli: "How is that a trick question?"===Izeak: "Dude, like, check it out. There's all these buttons and knobs, man. I wonder what they do?"Dearka: "Oh, I guess the standard... like moving, and shooting. Seriously, did you expect some sort of easy button that said "Hey! A massacre! PUSH!" Why, back in basic training, we had to do this blindfolded with-"Izeak: "Huh huh huh... Found it."Dearka: "Then again, I forgot the Federation are pretty much idiots in the first place."===Cagalli: "Oh, good. We finally found a shelter."Kira: "Of course. I have a good sense of direction."Cagalli: "Actually, it took us this long because of your direction."===Neuman: "Wow... We're really getting screwed on air time, aren't we?"Natarle: "Since when do lackeys have air time?"===Mwu: "By the way, my name is Lieutenant Mwu La Flagga, and my motto is making the impossible possible."Kira: "Wow. Who came up with that?"Mwu: "Someone who's seen one too many Tom Cruise movies... as you can tell by the first episode."Writer: "I do not!"Murre: "What was that?"Writer: "Uhh, nothing."===Kira: "Uh... yes, can I help you?"Mwu: "If my stereotypes are correct, then you must be the main character."Kira: "That's correct, but... how?"Mwu: "A young boy, in a mobile suit, winning his first battle, in an unorthodox way? What else could you be?"Natarle: "Wouldn't a ZAFT spy make more sense?"Mwu: "Wow, who hired her?"===Raww: "Alright, so I had some set-backs when dealing with that mobile suit, but we're going to be prepared for Round 2! Even though we have four perfectly working Gundams, we're gonna play it smart and fight with JINNs."Miguel: "Uhhh, I'm gonna have ta take a rain check on that."Raww: "Your check's been bounced. You're gonna die like the rest of them... I mean, victorious. We're gonna be victorious!"===Miguel: "Uhhh, I'm gonna have ta take a rain check on that."Raww: "Your check's been bounced."===Murrue: "Kira, I know this must be a difficult request, but... we need you to pilot the Gundam for us."Kira: "Alright. Where do I launch?"Murrue: "I know this must go against your ideals and- wait, what? Can you... repeat that?"Kira: "I'm a Japanese boy. What did you think I was gonna say?"===Kira: "Why is there a gigantic sword, anyway?"Writer: "That's a sword specifically designed to fight ships."Kira: "Doesn't the beam cannon accomplish the exact same thing, only... better? Why don't you just give me a beam pistol instead of boomerangs, like Exca from Gundam double O?" (pronunciation for Gundam 00)Writer: "Because that show didn't exactly exist yet."Kira: "Oh, great time to apply logic."===Mwu: "It looks like ZAFT reinforcements. Get ready!"Natarle: "Oo! I wonder what they're here for?"Mwu: "Oh, I don't know, maybe they're here for some chips and porn... No! They're gonna kill us!"===Mwu: "Ahh, screw this. Gimme control of the ship cannons."Murrue: "Are you trying to shoot down a mobile suit with ship lasers? Has that ever worked?"Mwu: "Hey, I can make the impossible possible."Murrue: "That's definitely the biggest load of bull-"*and then the ship laser destroys the JINN*Mwu: "Wow. That actually worked."Natarle: "Uhh... the colony's starting to fall apart."Mwu: "Who cares about that? I just shot down a mobile suit with ship lasers."===Natarle: "Uhh... the colony's starting to fall apart."Mwu: "Who cares about that? I just shot down a mobile suit with ship lasers."===Athrun: "Kira! That really is you, isn't it, Kira?"Kira: "Oh. Hey, Athr-"Athrun: "Do you not know what a childhood promise is? Did you even listen to me for one second?"Kira: "There was a big... giant... birdie."===Athrun: "Didn't the Writer wanna abridge the movie?"Kira: "He wanted to... abridge... an abridge? Man, what's the world coming to?"Writer: "I'm right here, you know!"===Murrue: "Well... I heard of warm welcomes, but this is bit to hot even for me."Natarle: "How is this in any way a warm welcome?"Artemis's lead filler villain: "You've never been to a frat house, have you?"===Fllay: "Woaw... They really wanna make this place safe, don't they?"(a bunch of soldiers with guns enter the room, completed by the accompanying sound of removing their safety-locks)(chubby minor char. crewman): "Does no one realize bad things happen every time she talks?"===Artemis's lead filler villain: "Haven't you ever wondered why we were never breached, ever, in this war?"Mwu: "Because this base offers no strategic value whatsoever."===Dearka: "Yeah, so I can't frickin' figure out why this place has a shield. I mean, c'mon, it's in the middle of nowhere. What the hell are you protecting?"Izeak: "Li-i-ike, what a lame base. It's only impentrable because no one bothered trying to attack it."Dearka: "I mean, c'mon, they're protecting something. It's gotta be porn."===Artemis's lead filler villain: "Alright, I'm gonna ask this once; who's the pilot of the Gundam?"Artemis's second "important" officer: "Please answer him. I don't wanna stick with this idiot any longer."===(black-haired cutie crewman): "What are you planning to do with the Gundam?"Artemis's lead filler villain: "Oh, nothing more than extending our air-time through this show. I'm tired of being the one-episode-filler guys."(black-haired cutie crewman): "Uhh... don't you guys know why you only last one episode?"Artemis's lead filler villain: "Eh. I don't really care, as long as we get more episodes."===Artemis's lead filler villain: "This girl... I think she's a possible candidite to being the pilot, don't you think so?"Kira: "Exactly what kinda logic led you to believe that?"Artemis's lead filler villain: "Well, I do believe your captin is a woman, and so is your chief weaponer... So, by consistancy, the pilot must be a girl, too."Kira: "So, with that logic, you think the Archangel is run by the Powerpuff Girls."Artemis's lead filler villain: "Well, tell me then, who is the pilot?"Kira: "If you've been actually paying attention for one minute, I'm the real pilot."Artemis's lead filler villain: "Huh huh huh. Enough with the jokes. You're not the pilot. You're too young."Kira: "Wait, you think I'm too young? But you thought the girl was the pilot... Boy, you're ten kinds of stupid, aren't you?"===Artemis's lead filler villain: "That strength... and reflexes... you must be a coordinator!"Artemis's second "important" officer: "Sir, if beating you up means you're a coordinater, then my 12-year-old niece is also one."Artemis's lead filler villain: "Ok, for the record, your niece is a dirty, dirty fighter."

"How silly- getting hurt while protecting an enemy... Fool..."- Pluie, page 18 in Book #2 of Wedding Peach by Sukehiro Tomita "There really isn't anything we can accomplish by cutting school. And we'd just worry our families."- Yuri/Angel Lily, page 88 in Book #2 of Wedding Peach by Sukehiro Tomita "If thou wouldst spare thy dear ones from misfortune ... Extinguish all thy current memory... And reawaken thy memory from ages old."- Pluie, page 101 in Book #2 of Wedding Peach by Sukehiro Tomita

"Owwwuch! What did I step on? Oh, my god! It was a cat. I'm so sorry, little kitty. Are you hurt? What a cutie! Why are you shaking? Are you hurt? Not because I stepped on you, I hope. You're soooo adorable! Please forgive me. mmmm... (kiss) OWWW! Stop!! Hey! Don't scratch me, kitty"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 3-4 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Sailor V's got it made. She doesn't have to study... All she does is round up the bad guys. Rats!"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 14 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Come on, die already!"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 14 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Wow All that crying wore me out."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 20 of Sailor Moon book #1 "I wish Mom didn't get so angry at me."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 20 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Hm? I'm dreaming... about video games?! Oh, wow, I'm Sailor V. All right! I gotcha! Take that! It's the arcade guy I saved the cat's life. That crescent moon bald-spotted cat..."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 20-21 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Ahhh... What a lovely dream How refreshing And I met a gorgeous guy... ... sigh It seems that it a dream. sob."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 40-41 of Sailor Moon book #1 "My name's Bunny. I'm 14 an in 8th Grade. I love eating, sleeping, and relaxing. I guess I cry easily, but I'm a regualar, cute girl! At least I was ... Because of this talking cat Luna, I became a Champion of Justice. Oooooh! How annoying!"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 45-46 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Wow... a princess! (heart) I wanna eat Pringles (tiny heart)"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 47 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Come on, you cheap machine! If you kick it, extra prizes come out. Come on!"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 56 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Maybe I should go study... Wait. Me? Uh, no thanks... I'll pass."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 59-60 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Melvin where'd you come from?! (sweatdrop)"-Bunny/Sailor Moon page 87 of Sailor Moon book #1 "My name's Bunny. I'm Sailor Moon, Champion of Justice. But being a Champion of Justice isn't so easy... I've got a whole slew of orders. First, I have to get rid of these really annoying enemies (they're not even human!)... Second, I have to find out who my fellow Scouts are... Third, I have to search for the mysterious "Silver Imperium Crystal" (whatever that is)... Finally, Luna told us to find our princess and protect her... Here are my two buds... Amy's the smartest girl at our school. She's also SAILOR MERCURY! And Raye is a beautiful priestess with a temper. She's SAILOR MARS! They're my fellow Sailor Scouts!"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 122-123 & 125-126 of Sailor Moon book #1 "...ahh... This feels... like something from... a long time ago... somewhere... soft lips... warm arms... many, many times... sweet kisses..."- pages 156-157 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Where am I...? I think I'm... Bunny...aren't I? Someone's calling me... But this fog... I can't see! Who is it?"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 161 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Leader of the four scouts... Us four scouts, together... Amy is the brain of our bunch... a girl genius with a 300 IQ! She's Sailor Mercury. Raye, a.k.a. Sailor Mars, can control fire and use ESP! She's a beautiful priestess with a temper. Next... Lita has mystical powers over thunder and lightning. She's Sailor Jupiter, the athlete of the bunch. And then there's me... their leader, Sailor Moon. We're here to beat the enemy ... and find the Princess and the Silver Imperium Crystal!!"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 7-9 of Sailor Moon book #2 "Tuxedo Mask... He knows??...that I'm Sailor Moon?! How could he possibly know...!? His eyes... all-knowing strangely familiar, I feel myself drawn..."- pages 33-35 of Sailor Moon book #2 "Ahh... It's all over now. I feel strengthened... by a warm touch... I feel myself getting better. That touch... I know it from long, long ago..."- page 41 of Sailor Moon book #2 "Darien Shields... I remember now... ...that deep voice... that tuxedo... that bow-tie... How come... ...I never noticed before...? Those deep blue eyes... Tuxedo Mask?!"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 47-49 of Sailor Moon book #2 "Warning... in my sub-concious... But it's already... ...too late He share our secret. Can I trust him?... What should I do...? I feel so nervous... But... I wish... we could stay like this forever..."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 55-56 of Sailor Moon book #2 "Special powers? Me...? I mean I healed everyone, but that was only because of Luna's wand. Plus, Tuxedo Mask was there... He helped me use my powers. I guess I should tell them... That Tuxedo Mask is really Darien Shields. And that... He knows I'm Sailor Moon. I've gotta tell them... But... If I tell them, they'll be shocked... And Luna will get mad at me... They won't let me see him again... I don't know why, but when I think of him.. it's like my heart aches. I have to Hide the way I feel... For a little longer..."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 71-73 of Sailor Moon book #2 "Who the...?! No way... That silhouette... It couldn't be... But I just know it... I felt it... inside me like a shockwave... The phantom Champion of Justice, Sailor V?!"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 88-89 of Sailor Moon book #2 "Tuxedo Mask's broken watch... It's running backwards... Time in reverse... Memories engraved in the past... the sad past... It's coming back to me... I remember... Tuxedo Mask... My beloved... Endymion... The memories come flooding back to me... That deep blue planet... The same blue as your eyes... That blue planet of hope and possiblities... I used to love watching it from the moon... The blue planet... The Earth..."-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, pages 142-143 & 146-147 of Sailor Moon book #2 "I remember the happiness before we were reborn... When Earth was still one country, and the Moon had it's kingdom... But in the end, the Earth and the Moon warred... And that happy time... Crumbled to ashes..."-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, pages 165-166 of Sailor Moon book #2 "I wonder... Is the real me Bunny... Or is it Sailor Moon...?"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 110 of Sailor Moon book #2 "I still can't believe it... My crystallized tear... Is the Silver Imperium Crystal... Its light flashed so brightly... but now it's just like a piece of glass... It's still a bit warm... Like his... hands..."-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, page 168 of Sailor Moon book #2 "I am... the last heir to the throne of the Silver Millenium, Princess Serenity..."- page 178 of Sailor Moon book #2 ""- page 13 of Sailor Moon book #3 "The resonant sound you don't get on the Moon... The wide sea... The green wind... We weren't just watching the Earth. We dreamt of this planet, yearned for it. We cared for it."-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, page 33 of Sailor Moon book #3 ""- page 68 of Sailor Moon book #3 ""- pages 78-79 of Sailor Moon book #3 "Why can't I return him to normal?! I have to defeat Queen Metallia's power... but to do that, I need to get the light of the Imperium Crystal back from him... The Prince was revived by Queen Metallia's power... He's not the same person! Do I have to fight him?! Do I have to kill him?! Is there no choice...? I can't stand... to see him like this anymore... Is this the only way? Is this... the reason we were reborn...? Darien..."-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, pages 132-138 of Sailor Moon book #3 (I had to add the "was"....) "Endymion... You are my first love... my only love... Even if we are reborn in another life, we'll find each other... and then... we'll fall in love again..."-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, page 140 of Sailor Moon book #3 "Endymion... We'll transcend time... to live again, perhaps this time... We'll find happiness..."-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, page 142 of Sailor Moon book #3 "Endymion... So warm... When I'm with you...It feels like my heart is transparent... I feel my power growing... I wish I could stay like this forever..."-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, page 166 of Sailor Moon book #3 "Endymion... This time... We'll be born on the same planet... and we'll find happiness. My Silver Imperium Crystal, I beg of you... help me find him... I'll hold you to my breast... We'll protect you together... This time we'll find happiness..."-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, page 169 of Sailor Moon book #3 "Queen Metallia!! You are the one who's gonna turn to dust!! I, Sailor Moon, Princess Serenity... With the power of the Moon... WILL SEAL YOU AWAY!!"-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, pages 181-183 of Sailor Moon book #3 "Darien... I can see.. through his touch... visions of this planet... Endymion, this is your power, isn't it? The power of Earth!"-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, page 31 of Sailor Moon book #4 "I have a mom and dad waiting for me at home... I may be Serenity... But I'm also just plain Bunny... My place is on Earth... where Darien is."-Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity, page 35 of Sailor Moon book #4 ""- page 131 of Sailor Moon book #5 "I can't use my power... Because my heart was confused....? I felt threatened every time Darien favored Rini. I had no confidence. I forgot how to trust. Is that why I couldn't use my power?"- pages 32-33 of Sailor Moon book #6 "I am.. The future Neo-Queen Serenity. I will protect the Earth... I will protect my friends. I'm not alone... You have to believe in your own power Bunny."- pages 34-35 of Sailor Moon book #6 "If you hadn't accepted those twisted ideas... If you hadn't sided with evil... Then there would be no war. Everyone would live in peace."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 88 of Sailor Moon book #6 "That's not the way to love. Wake up, Rini...! I can see... myself jealous at Rini... wanting to make Darien all my own... I understand... you love him so much... You're confused. Rini...! We're all clumbsy that way. But we really care for you... we need you..."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 154-155 of Sailor Moon book #6 ""-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 73-74 of Sailor Moon book #7 "Oh. That's right. The past and future self can't exist in the same time and space. I can't meet the Queen... I wanted to see her. But there's no way I cando that. Meeting my future self and talking to her... ...would change history. I want to see her... Just for a moment... Even if... The course of history... ...should change forever..."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 85-87 of Sailor Moon book #7 ""-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 124 of Sailor Moon book #7 "Um, Darien, I'm sure I like that 'Bun.' It's kind of sharp. I liked Buns."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 120 of Sailor Moon book #7 ""-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 124 of Sailor Moon book #7 "Always... When I think I'm happy, in the next instant... I'm suddenly unsure. I somehow feel this happiness won't last."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 125-126 of Sailor Moon book #7 "For a moment... ... her eyes turned so cold and dark, like they could stab right through you. It gave me the shivers. Could she be...an enemy?!"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 170 of Sailor Moon book #7 "Wait! Sailor Uranus! You're uranus, aren't you, Haruka? You both smell like the wind."-Bunny/Sailor Moon, pages 128-129 of Sailor Moon book #8 "Always... Everyone shows me the light and leads the way... Whenever I feel crushed, I always remember... I have that light in my heart. It's everyone's hearts joined as one. I just have to believe that in one moment that light will shine forth."-Bunny/Super Sailor Moon, page 180 of Sailor Moon book #9 "I am... Super Sailor Moon! I glow with the power that everyone gave me! I will be the light to pierce this night! I won't lose to any darkness or illusion!"-Bunny/Super Sailor Moon, page 181 of Sailor Moon book #9 "Just now I had a dream. You asked me what my dream was, and then I woke up. My dream. To protect this star so everyone can be happy. Together with you, Darien. What's your dream?"-Bunny/Super Sailor Moon, page 78 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3 "You can't take power! Power is created. And power cannot be created alone... ...nor can it be used alone! I'll show you what our power is made of!!"- pages 76-77 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4 "If that is how it must be... Please kill me. I came to put an end to this battle. Yes... Always fight until the battle's over. That is the destiny of a Sailor Scout. That is the wish of a Sailor Scout... No matter what future awaits them."-Bunny/Eternal Sailor Moon, pages 125-127 of Sailor Moon StarS #2 "I can't fight anymore. Everybody is gone. I wasn't always... ...fighting for peace and justice. I was fighting for my friends and loved ones. But, everything is gone. I have nothing to me left. Who should I fight for now? And why?"-Bunny/Eternal Sailor Moon, pages 125-126 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3 ""-Bunny/Eternal Sailor Moon, pages 129-130 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3 "There should be light and darkness, battles, hope, life and death. Happiness and sadness."-Bunny/Eternal Sailor Moon, page 132 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3 "At the end of a battle, there is hope for the future."-Bunny/Eternal Sailor Moon, page 135 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3 "As long as stars shine ... ... we are okay."-Bunny/Eternal Sailor Moon, page 137 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3 "Chaos. Queen Metallia. Death Phantom. Pharaoh 90. Nephernia. And Galaxia. Now I know... ... why you tried to obtain my power. It is the same as me wanting to be... ...with my loved ones and friends. We are all... ...lonely stars. That is why we seek each other... To be as one. One, that is how we all started. That is why... ...our lives revolve around one another..."-Bunny/Eternal Sailor Moon, pages 139-141 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #3 "No matter how tough, I want to live this life!"-Bunny/Sailor Moon, page 175 of Sailor Moon *StarsS* #3

"Quit reading comic books and study!!"-Amy/Sailor Mercury, page 124 of Sailor Moon SuperS #2 "I don't have much self-esteem... I always rely on others... I'm sleepy... I'm weak... Just let me sleep... It feels so good... Don't wake me up! Don't wake me up!"-Amy/Sailor Mercury, page 123 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3 "My true dream...? Ah... Right... I have all these people I love and adore. I want to love them even more. To protect them... That's why I study... And my dream is to... Become a proud Scout and protect everyone...because that's my mission!"-Amy/Sailor Mercury, pages 125-127 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3

"I don't need love right now. I have friends with the same purpose as me. I have all of you."- Raye/Sailor Mars, page 176 in Book #11 of Sailor Moon by Naoko Takeuchi "I'll punish you in high heels!"- page 183 of Sailor Moon book #1 (sidenote: Naoko Takeuchi once wrote that one her favorite things about Sailor Mars were the red high-heels in her sailor outfit) "That's right. There's no time to cry over boys."- page 190 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Bunny, you're such airhead! Your brains only show up when you morph! Spare the poor Princess your goofy comments."- page 121 of Sailor Moon #2 "The waxing and the waning moon symbolize hatred and unrest. The new moon means death and destruction. But for visions of the future you need the full moon. It's white light gives you power."- page 13 of Sailor Moon book #3 "Shadows in the fire of the sun... It's a bad omen..."- page 62 of Sailor Moon book #3 "It's upon us... I can feel it... Something evil is about to happen..."-Raye/Sailor Mars, page 80 of Sailor Moon book #1 "Bunny, you're such airhead! Your brains only show up when you morph! Spare the poor Princess your goofy comments."-Raye/Sailor Mars, page 121 of Sailor Moon #2 "The waxing and the waning moon symbolize hatred and unrest. The new moon means death and destruction. But for visions of the future you need the full moon. It's white light gives you power."-Raye/Sailor Mars, page 13 of Sailor Moon book #3 "Shadows in the fire of the sun... It's a bad omen..."-Raye/Sailor Mars, page 62 of Sailor Moon book #3 "I don't need love right now. I have friends with the same purpose as me. I have all of you."-Raye/Sailor Mars, page 176 of Sailor Moon book #11 "Wow! I feel the flames running through my body! This is the sensation I was craving! What was I wavering about?! I am the Soldier of Fire that swore loyalty to Princess Serenity! To protect the Princess, this planet and our friends... I will fight!! That is my dream and my life!"-Raye/Sailor Mars, pages 176-177 of Sailor Moon SuperS #1

"I felt something inside... The wind brought me here... something important was waiting for me here."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter, page 189 of Sailor Moon book #1 "You shouldn't touch me right now... I can store up a charge like a battery. You see it most when I'm not feeling my best. Y'know. Like how I control the lightning."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter, page 172 of Sailor Moon book #5 "You're a lot like an old friend of mine... straight-forward and honest... She was a great friend and always there for me. But I took her friendship for granted. I didn't even say good bye when I moved here."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter, pages 175-176 of Sailor Moon book #5 "You remind me of that time... When I didn't have a goal life... when I didn't even understand the importance of friends... ... I've finally found the understanding friends I've always been searching for. I cherish them more than anything else. I want to do my best for my friends... I now have a goal... ...Someday, when you find someone special, you'll understand. Whether it's a friend... or a loved one..."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter, pages 176-177 of Sailor Moon book #5 "Bunny Do you know why Rini is so important to him? Because Rini is your child Bunny. He's thinking of our roles. He wants to make sure you are free to act as you must. You have us, Bunny. He believes in us. So he as decided to put all his effort into protecting your child, who is more important than anything."-Lita/Sailor Jupiter, pages 106-107 of Sailor Moon book #6

"Raye! I've got the best idea! Get married I know how much you hate men, but... See... Don't think of it as getting married... just think of it as gaining a free helping hand! And he'll inherit your grandpa's shrine... he'll do all the work and you can do whatever you want! Just think of him as your little servant!"-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 154 of Sailor Moon SuperS #1 "I just wondered if you ever fart when you meditate."-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 155 of Sailor Moon SuperS #2 "This is still the Age of Pisces... the time of love!! As the Goddess of Love, I won't lose to you!!"-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 42 of Sailor Moon book #5 "She's in love. Luna has to be in love... It's your fault for getting lax, Artemis! It doesn't matter if you're married in the 30th century and have Diana as a kid. You can't sit twiddling your thumbs. The future can change completely."-Mina/Sailor Venus, pages 58-60 of Sailor Moon book #11 "My first love... Higashi on the volleyball team... But I ended clobbering him, didn't I?"-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 60 of Sailor Moon book #11 "Rival=Enemy, huh? I don't wanna be killed by Amy. My grades can stay where they are."-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 147 of Sailor Moon SuperS #2 "Raye, with the exotic, straight long hair! Rumor has it you've got several male fans!"-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 155 of Sailor Moon SuperS #2 "Artemis! You were alway with me. You were my reflection!"-Mina/Sailor Venus, page 48 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3

"Hotaru... ...is Sailor Saturn, the Harbringer of Destruction? Hotaru... Her dark eyes... Hotaru always look sad... I have to save her! I have to get to Hotaru!! I won't let them kill her! This time I won't run... It doesn't matter what her fate is. She's my friend!"- Rini/Sailor Chibi Moon, pages 96-98 of Sailor Moon book #9 "I'll fight... I won't cry anymore. I'm a Sailor Scout too. With this life that Hotaru saved... I'll fight with my heart!"- Rini/Sailor Chibi Moon, page 39 of Sailor Moon book #10 "July 7 The weather was cloudy then clear. Today was Tanabata, the day where Shokujo and Kengyu can meet once a year. Although they live 16 light years apart and have a lot of problems, I hope they live long together without fights. But I want the person I love beside me everyday. End"- Rini/Sailor Chibi Moon, page 159 of Sailor Moon book #10 "I wanna grow up as quick as I can!! Afterall, I'm 903 years old!!"- page 38 of Sailor Moon SuperS #1 "My tears won't stop..."- Rini/Sailor Chibi Moon, page 114 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4 "I'm just a little Rini now but I've got to keep at it so my dreams will come true one day."- Rini/Sailor Chibi Moon, page 137 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4 "Small Lady... Serenity... You did call me that once... But I'm not that little girl anymore. I am the Queen of Darkness, Black Lady. I was chosen by the ruler of darkness, Wiseman to be reborn as Queen of Nemesis, the planet of darkness."- Black Lady/Wicked Lady, pages 138 & 142-143 of Sailor Moon book #6 "Heh... Is that how you expel the unworthy. I'm no longer entitled to enter the palace. See if I care. The Silver Millennium always treated me as a nuisance. I'll leave on my own."-Black Lady/Wicked Lady page 141 of Sailor Moon book #6 "I... am Wicked Lady... I have no friends or family... I am... alone."- Black Lady/Wicked Lady page 25 of Sailor Moon book #7

"Awaken! Awaken the self within myself. The time has come... Let the destruction begin."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, pages 113-114 of Sailor Moon book #7 "Beautiful... This suffering at the moment of destruction..."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 113 of Sailor Moon book #10 "Do not be distraught. Always with the end, comes hope and rebirth."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 115 of Sailor Moon book #10 "Darkness returns once again... But now I am aware... those 2000 years that went by as I slept like a dead rock brought upon the nightmare in this cradle that rocks back and forth..."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 37 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3 "I didn't want anyone to know about this cold, bloodless body... I was always alone. Papa was busy with his research. I thought I would die alone like this. I finally made a friend... Do I need to live so badly that my body is turned into this? Is there a reason for me to live?"-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, pages 40-41 of Sailor Moon book #9 "Thank goodness ... I was able to save you Rini ... I'm so very happy ... This may be strange coming from another girl ... But I felt we were destined to meet ... I'm glad I met you... I'm glad we became friends, Rini... Thank you... Farewell..."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, pages 32-33 & 35 of Sailor Moon book #10 "I... am the journeyer from the valley of the dead... With the blessings of Saturn, the planet of destruction, I am the Scout of Silence... Sailor Saturn."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, pages 84-85 of Sailor Moon book #10 (editor's note: this quote really started with; "I... and the journeyer", but I corrected it.) "I feel... that it has not been so long since I was last called upon..."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 87 of Sailor Moon book #10 "I am always an uninvited guest."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 87 of Sailor Moon book #10 "Now! The end is near! I, Sailor Saturn, the guide to death, will you to the world of silence and nothingness."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 114 of Sailor Moon book #10 "Don't be afraid. I am the 'sleeping you' inside of you. The time has come for awakening. A begining of a new mission. -wake up Under the protection of our star, Saturn. The soul of the sleeping me. Wake up What's this? I see these visions- I must hurry"-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, pages 33-35 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3 "The time has come. The time for our new awakening. No matter how many times we reincarnate... It's set in stone... Who we live for. We're different now. We don't have to fight far away and alone any longer! We were reborn. Together with our princess. At last it is time."-Hotaru/Sailor Saturn, page 39-41 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3

"The wind is rough today."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, page 130 of Sailor Moon book #7 "Gender doesn't make a difference. Do you think just because you're a girl you're always going to lose to a guy? If you think that... ...you can't protect the ones you love."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, pages 48-49 of Sailor Moon book #8 "Don't get in our way. Battle games are dangerous."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, page 64 of Sailor Moon book #8 "Even with out our help... ...she doesn't have much longer.... She was critically injured in an accident when she was eight. Hotaru miracously rose from a coma and returned to life. Despite his brilliant mind, Professer Tomoe was expelled from the academic establishment. Hotaru is the jewel of his life's work. She is both human and machine. The Professor made her a puppet, turning her body into machine. Her young body is already falling apart."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, pages 91-92 of Sailor Moon book #9 "Even Super Sailor Moon can't fight gravity once she steps onto an elevator."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, page 109 of Sailor Moon book #9 "You can't call this lonely. Loneliness is more... ... infinite in it's scope. Like where we used to be. It was a sad place. There was no one there. But not matter how lonely it got... We could think of Silver Millenium far away... and remember the images of the beautiful Princess and Queen. For us... ... that was a ray of light."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, pages 173-175 of Sailor Moon book #9 "Yes... Princess... Everything... Our lives, death, despair, hope and dreams--- Always by your shining light."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, page 16 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4 "You're enjoying this way too much. High school? After touring all around the world and raising children?."-Haruka/Sailor Uranus, page 14 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #1

"The sea is rough today."-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 128 of Sailor Moon Book #7 "You... Your eyes are remarkable in color. Proud. Were you a prince in your former life?"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 136-137 of Sailor Moon book #7 "Summoned from the forbidden planet the one who must never be awakened... the last Sailor Scout. The one with the blessings of Saturn, the Planet of Destruction The Scout of Silence, Sailor Saturn... ...the end had come... as Sailor Saturn's Silence Glaive slowly dropped... ...and... ...quietly destroyed... ...our last breath. Sailor Saturn appears at the moment of destruction to return everything to dust. She is the guide to death."-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, pages 81-84 of Sailor Moon book #9 (This is the abbrievated and more eloquent version of this quote- for the full and more informative version, read below.) "Princess ... Only once ... ...in all that we can remember, have we seen these three Talismans activate. Do you remember? When once upon a time, the Silver Millenium was destroyed... Back then... ...we were forbidden to leave our posts. From far away... ... we could only watch ... ...the last cries of our home world, the Silver Millenium. The Talimans, the most powerful weapons of the outter planets, resonated like we had never seen before. We gathered ... ...and our glowing Talismans... ... summoned from the forbidden planet the one who must never be awakened... the last Sailor Scout. The one with the blessings of Saturn, the Planet of Destruction The Scout of Silence, Sailor Saturn. It was then that we knew... ...the end had come. We watched as Sailor Saturn's Silence Glaive slowly dropped... ...and as the Silver Millenium was quietly destroyed... ...we breathed our last breath. Sailor Saturn appears at the moment of destruction to return everything to dust. She is the guide to death. Each of our territories is far apart. Normally we would never meet. But we were as people of this planet... and we met again. The Talismans are calling each other... And the reborn Scout of Destruction as well."-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 80-84 & 86-87 of Sailor Moon book #9 (I had add the word "the" before each "Silver Millenium") "The water's suddenly retreated. The prelude to a Tsunami?!"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 15 of Sailor Moon book #10 "We must protect this land which will become the new Silver Millennium!"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 17 of Sailor Moon book #10 "Raye Your senses and nerves are exceptional... Continue to sharpen them... And if the Enemy still gets in your way... Stretch a single piece of string across your heart... And then use you body and soul to...Release your fatal arrow!!"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, pages 177-178 of Sailor Moon SuperS #1 "Hotaru?! Compared to how you were, you've grown to be a happy and joyous girl --but there are moments when your eyes turn ice cold Like the planet Saturn. this girl- is she going to be awakened again...?"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, pages 21-23 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3 "Setsuna! We know that already but... You that day at the Tokyo Bay Observatory. Me, during the performance in Vienna... And at the race in Africa Amongst the city and people swallowed by darkness, falling into ruin... we did indeed sense the shadow of the Enemy. But we couldn't transform! We can't transform anymore! We've lost our power as Outer Senshi."-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, pages 30-31 of Sailor Moon SuperS #3 "Your pathetic curse did not kill the kingdom nor the Princess! It was destiny!! You only wish you had that power!"-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 66-67 of Sailor Moon SuperS #4 "Oh hush! We're gonna be teeny boppers again! Back to high school! It's so exciting! Love letters in your lockers, dates at the library, school festivals etc. etc."-Michiru/Sailor Neptune, page 14 of Sailor Moon *StarS* #1

"Holding you close, and giving you kisses... aren't the only symbols of love...Watching over someone from afar, is a kind of love too."-Setsuna/Sailor Pluto, pages 27-28 of Sailor Moon book #7 "Light would always lead us. It told us, "It's all right... ... don't give up.""- Setsuna/Sailor Pluto, page 175 of Sailor Moon book #9

"Did I just hear that cat TALK?!"-Darien/Tuxedo Mask, page 60 of Sailor Moon book #1 "You must believe in yourself, follow your path without fear."-Darien/Tuxedo Mask, page 71 of Sailor Moon book #7 "When you're uncertain or worried, I'll be there for you. I may have no power, but you called me here to you. If you need me... ...I'll give you... the strength of my soul."-Darien/Tuxedo Mask, page 72 of Sailor Moon book #7 "Pluto.... She has the blood of the God of time, Chronos in her veins... The beautiful solitary guardian of the gates of the underworld, she lives between one time and another. Time is the last sacred territory. From long ago, Sailor Pluto has guarding the gates to that forbidden land."-King Endymion, pages 125-126 of Sailor Moon book #5

"Death plays more a more important role in the universe than life, for everyone dies, but not everyone lives..."-Hotaru/Super Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon Stars subbed episode #(?))===Serena/Sailor Moon: "Aren't ya supposed to take the stairs in emergencies?"Darien/Tuxedo Mask: "What stairs?"((~=+ Sailor Moon anime episode 30 +=~))===Serena/Sailor Moon: "Darien, why are you after the Rainbow Crystals? Opp. I'm sorry... I guess that's pretty nosy of me, huh?"Darien/Tuxedo Mask: "I wanna know who I am."Serena/Sailor Moon: "Huh?"Darien/Tuxedo Mask: "My whole life, I've never known who I really am, or where I come from. I mean, I'm not even sure my real name is Darien. I was orphaned in a terrible car crash when I was really young."Docter in a flashback: "Complete Amnesia. No memory whatsoever... and he doesn't have any known relatives, so we better arrange for an orphanage."Little Darien in flashback: "Who am I? I don't... remember. Darien...? Darien. Is that my name?"Darien/Tuxedo Mask: "I lived at the orphanage til I could get a job. It never bothered me much til I kept having this recurring dream. There's this princess, waiting for me. She keeps begging me to bring her this 'Imperium Silver Crystal'... I think she can tell me who I am. What's weird is that even though it's a dream, I feel as though I've met this girl. Pretty crazed, huh?"((~=+ Sailor Moon anime episode 30 +=~))===Amy/Sailor Mercury: "Are you feeling alright, Lita?"Serena/Sailor Moon: "I could sing for you, Lita... but I might make you feel worse."((~=+ Sailor Moon R anime episode 43 +=~))===Amy/Sailor Mercury: "I study every day, so I never really have to worry about being ready for an exam."Serena/Sailor Moon: "Just like me. I never worry, either... I get kind of different results, though."

"If you fill up a cup half-way, it's half-full; If you drink half of a full cup, it's half-empty... If you forgot to fill it up, it's just an empty cup."- Kathryn J. Blair "Everything seems more real in the darkness, especially what isn't real."- Kathryn J. Blair "The night has a life of it's own."- Kathryn J. Blair "Humans need conflict. Without it, we would be bored and restless. Without conflict we couldn't truly appreciate joy and love, or perhaps never experience them."- Kathryn J. Blair "Trust? When people say no, just accept it... That's one of the main ways to earn it."- Kathryn J. Blair "Here's a tip: don't be condescending to strangers... You never know what kind of nut you'll pull out of the bag." Kathryn J. Blair “Being smart is to have knowledge. Being wise is knowing when to shut the hell up.”- Kathryn J. Blair “The only people who have no doubts are either stupid, crazy, or fanatics- though I guess they go under the crazy section.”-Kathryn J. Blair "Flowers wilt. Memories do not."-Kathryn J. Blair "We're not even a second in the flow of time."-Kathryn J. Blair "Someone trusting you with their tears is a far greater gift than trusting you with their smiles." -Kathryn J. Blair "The more you think about things, the more you doubt what you know. The less you think about things, the stupider you become."- Kathryn J. Blair "I often think these days; What is the difference between honor and lack of desperation?"- Kathryn J. Blair "When a war ends, the results linger and then create the next war."- Kathryn J. Blair "Memories never leave entirely... they may fade, or be repressed, but they are still there."- Kathryn J. Blair "You never rid yourself of fear. You can numb yourself to one, but the fear is merely moved to a new location. Fear can not be removed, merely moved."- Kathryn J. Blair "All wars will end, and peace will follow... in death."- Kathryn J. Blair "Beauty is pure interpertation."- Kathryn J. Blair "What do you call a man who does before he thinks, acting on half-formed feelings of unanalyzed beliefs? Besides an idiot."-Kathryn J. Blair "Humans are too afraid to believe there's nothing after death, so we created god to make us feel secure."-Kathryn J. Blair "I feel no sorrow at death, for it is the only thing in life no one can change- that it must end. Only the wise don't fight it; fools try and and always fail."-Kathryn J. Blair "Many think death is unfair... But death is actually the one thing in the world that is fair; it comes for humans and animals alike, the rich and the poor, the young and the old."-Kathryn J. Blair "Death is like truth- it's not good nor evil. It simply is."-Kathryn J. Blair "Every end brings a new beginning... but a reminder of this is often needed when we are consumed by sorrow of that end."-Kathryn J. Blair "Though one must fight their own doubts and learn from their mistakes, to doubt is to stay sane and to err is human nature."-Kathryn J. Blair "If people count a biography as someone's life, what happens when it finishes?"-Kathryn J. Blair "A troubled soul given power often goes from fury to madness."- Kathryn J. Blair "Perhaps hiding in the crowds shows fear of self-weakness, but fear of love and friendship is a different kind of weakness." - Kathryn J. Blair "Death increases the awareness of life."- Kathryn J. Blair "I'm too cowardly to die and I'm too cowardly to live, so I merely exist."- Kathryn J. Blair "Never underestimate the ability of the human race to survive, even when things are at there worst. We're just too stubborn to give in." - Kathryn J. Blair "Many smart people say only cockroaches will survive a nucleur bomb even though humans can't, many ignorant people brush it off, and then there are the people who are educated and stupid that made the bombs in the first place. But, cockroaches are cold-blooded and would die in a nucleur winter. Humans would adapt to it... poorly, at first, but we've done it before and humans never change the habit of adapting, whether or not we agree with the change. Even in the radiation, many survive, many mutate to prolonge the little life left. We humans love to fight, and the fight we will always hold above all others is the fight to survive. So I have to say this: fuck the roaches."-Kathryn J. Blair "I just discovered the secret of life: it sucks. Wait... that's no secret... Back to the drawing board."-Kathryn J. Blair "Is fate something carved in time? Or is it merely the outcome of the ever-changing present?"-Kathryn J. Blair "There is no future, only the result of choice and chance."- Kathryn J. Blair "Though we can realize the horror of war without fighting ourselves, we can't experience the depth of the feeling- and the fighters that know the feeling personally, their emotions eventually gives way to numbness that instinct gives to protect the mind."-Kathryn J. Blair "I want to die... but... though my life sucks, I live to help others, in spite of the punishment that comes for my good deeds."-Kathryn J. Blair "Here's an amusing thought: Do bisexuals have gay-dar?" -Kathryn J. Blair "Guess what? You'll never guess, so just ask what."-Kathryn J. Blair "I'm bored. None of my friends are online, not the ones I ever talk to, anyways... Well, I talk to myself, and I'm on, so it's not all bad."-Kathryn J. Blair "I've been been told that talking to yourself is normal. It's when you answer yourself that you're offically crazy." - Kathryn J. Blair "Accomplishments aren't the same as happiness." - Kathryn J. Blair "The armed forces is the only place mindlessness should be respected." - Kathryn J. Blair "Losing your life isn't as important as living."-Kathryn J. Blair "All my smart-alec remarks are blocking each other, so I can't think of one... great, they just imploded..."- Kathryn J. Blair "Names are worthless in a fight."- Kathryn J. Blair "My good deeds that help others often are self-destructive. But since I'm already screwed up, I figure what the hell, I might as well help others avoid my fate."- Kathryn J. Blair "We humans love to fight, and the fight we will always hold above all others is the fight to survive."- Kathryn J. Blair "Vengance and self-pity are the same."-Kathryn J. Blair "The strongest of us all are the underdogs."- Kathryn J. Blair "Wicca is accepting. I'm not." - Kathryn J. Blair "I trust my senses, not my memory."-Kathryn J. Blair "Other than death, I think there is no balance that is absolute. Everything is a double-eged knife. But when I say "double-edged knife" I don't mean just the negative stuff- though a great many people find the negatives easier to see- but more like walking a crooked tight-rope made of sharp steel. If someone make a misstep, they cut themselves... and the effect that cut has is different for everyone. There are almost infinite, if not infinite, ways to deal with any one situation. But even if two different people chose the same way to handle that same situation, and did it the exact same way, the outcome would still be different, due to countless factors- many of which are always unknown."-Kathryn J. Blair "Rage and hatred serve no purpose and take too much energy."-Kathryn J. Blair "I'm one of those people who, when told I can't do something, bug the person who said that until they do it for me."-Kathryn J. Blair "I'm not a pacifist. I'm just not an idiot. Only idiots get sucked into violence easily."-Kathryn J. Blair "The tricks are stronger than the trickster."-Kathryn J. Blair "All of life comes with ups and downs, the good and the bad- although it always has more bad than good."-Kathryn J. Blair "All losing experiences teach more than any win."-Kathryn J. Blair "I'm a wanna-believe skeptic."-Kathryn J. Blair "I have hi-jacked your attempted grasp on sanity."-Kathryn J. Blair "Pets? That word, or plural noun if you prefer, is so demoralizing and vague. Our "pets" are just another part of us. Elvis belongs to us all, the rat belongs to my mother, and I belong to Lila just as much she belongs to me. Freyja fits in comfortably, though I can think of no label that would fit her place inside the torn puzzle we once called a family."-Kathryn J. Blair "Ignorance is bliss, because knowledge makes you aware. With awareness, eventually comes understanding. Understanding rapidly progresses into realization, and you realize about what you see, instead of just watching blindly. If at this point you still retain some dim amount of optimisim, you see everything retrospectively as a cynic... This is why there are many cynics and few realists. Yet, though intellegence brings so much depression, few of the wise would trade it back for the stupidity and ignorance they once thought was bliss. That is an unavoidable truth that I know. That is the conclusion almost everyone who reflects upon life, knowledge, or truth eventually reaches."-Kathryn J. Blair "The truth is not right, just, and good. However, neither is it wrong, immoral, and evil. It's just... there. Many writers and philosopher say this. We can see the base and it's reasons, the cause and effects, and even the eventually outcome. We often break it down, bit by bit, to the smallest level. But when doing it, we concentrate on the thing first asked about or the example given. Or we use human notions to color the very purpose of discoloring it at all. But, when concentrating only on the truth itself, the complete impartiality and utter uncaring of what's what, one can see that truth is just an existing concept."-Kathryn J. Blair "No concept is a truth."-Kathryn J. Blair "There must be a matching truth behind all thoughts put into the link connecting personal human thoughts and a somehow consistent concept."-Kathryn J. Blair "I regret the pain of living, but not the life that I've lived."-Kathryn J. Blair "I can speak the speak, but that doesn't mean I'll eat the meat."-Kathryn J. Blair "If we make mistakes, then try not to repeat them and fail, does that count as learning, or just experiencing a moment in life?"-Kathryn J. Blair "If life becomes too tough to bear, please grant me oblivion."-Kathryn J. Blair "You may be scared to try, but it's scarier to never know... sometimes."-Kathryn J. Blair "Someone's life can hold more power than a single death, but a death leaves it's impact much faster."-Kathryn J. Blair "In anime, the blood for anything other than minor scrapes, minor facial cuts, or a single dripping line of blood is never red... unless you're refering to the black ink used in the mangas. Then it doesn't really matter, now does it?"-Kathryn J. Blair "It's hard, but one must learn control. Or take medication. Whatever works."-Kathryn J. Blair "Yes, I do smile at the face of adversity. Then I walk away."-Kathryn J. Blair "I'm lazier than a house cat. Scary, huh?"-Kathryn J. Blair "Why don't you ever sleep in on the weekend? That's what I always did, and I turned out fine! Oh, wait..."-Kathryn J. Blair "If at this point you still retain some dim amount of optimisim, you see everything retrospectively as a cynic... This is why there are many cynics and few realists."-Kathryn J. Blair "Though intellegence brings so much depression, few of the wise would ever trade it back for the stupidity and ignorance they once had in bliss."-Kathryn J. Blair "When I catch that damn squirrel, I'm gonna kick him in the nuts!"-Kathryn J. Blair "Why do the only good forum signatures all have quotes?"-Kathryn J. Blair "Life sucks... who wants it to be eternal?"-Kathryn J. Blair "If you were immortal, everyone around would die again and again. You would most likely become inured to loss."-Kathryn J. Blair "Truthfully, I go through suicidal stages from time to time. Living forever would eventually become a curse to anyone... but it would be doubly so for me."-Kathryn J. Blair "The reason we are born is to learn the hardships and struggles of life, and the joys inbetween. The reason we live is a purpose we must each carve out for ourselves. And the reason we die is so we can finally get a little damn peace."-Kathryn J. Blair "As a kid, I focused my maternal instincts towards stuffed creatures and inanimate furs. I seem to have worked my way up to small furry house pets that purr. And I'm pretty damn sure it should stay that way."-Kathryn J. Blair "May all the stars in sky help me find my way if I ever lose it."-Kathryn J. Blair "If I wanted reality, I won't be watching T.V."-Kathryn J. Blair "I'm not that big a nerd anymore. I'm more of a geek these days."-Kathryn J. Blair "I've had this body a long time. I've learned lots about it. Just don't ask me what goes on beneath the surface- I failed anatomy five times. Hey, Latin words are hard to memorize!"-Kathryn J. Blair "Difference between a realist and a cynic? The depth of knowledge."-Kathryn J. Blair "Oh yeah, that was... I can't even think of a word that fits here."-Kathryn J. Blair "Most of humanity is stupid. The world never stops breeding perpetual ignorance. The only scholars these days are people who have enough money already to continue learning, and the ONLY use for a philosophy major now is for becoming a philosophy teacher yourself."-Kathryn J. Blair "The only thing holding that dress up are two miracles of plastic surgery at work."-Kathryn J. Blair "Since when do I talk for other people's amusement?"-Kathryn J. Blair "Superman's not retarded, just a bonehead."-Kathryn J. Blair "Why is Superman so popular? He's boring in every way. The tight-wearing bat that creeps around in dark alleys is who kids should look up to."-Kathryn J. Blair "I love how English is always a universal language in cartoons."-Kathryn J. Blair "Run awaaaayy! It's something you don't understand!"-Kathryn J. Blair "The fact that I got so worked up about a wrecked statue in a Marvel- sorry, DC- cartoon tells you either I have layers upon layers of issues, or that those chimichangas finally decided on their revenge. And since I don't remember the last time I actually ate a chimichanga, the layered issues is the safest bet."-Kathryn J. Blair "Anyone who's done nothing wrong is doomed for failure. Hell, we're all doomed to fail in the end."-Kathryn J. Blair "Of all the bad ways to go, I don't think you can beat being eaten by a T-Rex on the crapper."-Kathryn J. Blair "Where do all these supervillain lunatics find their minions?"-Kathryn J. Blair "The real difference between accepted society and criminals is timing. High-ranked criminals are the ones who learn the truths of life too early. Small-time criminals and flunkies are those who learn too late. But the members of that so respected society are the lab rats that turned out like they were supposed to."-Kathryn J. Blair "That anyone has control over another is an illusion. Even parents don't have control, only influence. If a young child realizes this, they do as they please, never looking at how that will affect the course of their lives in the future. I know this to be the truth, because I speak from experience."-Kathryn J. Blair "You can't give advice on women, because each woman is a different person."-Kathryn J. Blair "It's comforting to know I'm not alone in my opinion... or maybe it's depressing to see that I just have the same thoughts as everybody else. Whatever."-Kathryn J. Blair "That was the worst name I've heard someone be called! And since I've officially been in the system since second grade, been to two group homes, and at least five mental hospitals, that's saying something. But... A FILLER VILLIAN!!! That's just too cruel!"-Kathryn J. Blair "The only big problem that could possibly rival the fruitless Kurama and Hiei AS FRIENDS image searches in stupidity is when I start talking about Kurama and people start teasing that he's gay. I mean, it's not funny! It wasn't funny the first time, and it's sure as hell not funny in 2008!"-Kathryn J. Blair "If someone had a disease, why the hell would he take a wartime medical position?"-Kathryn J. Blair "Well, that kinda worked itself out."-Kathryn J. Blair "Meh. Or something to that effect."-Kathryn J. Blair "Does anything about ANYTHING makes sense anymore? The more you analyze something, the more you see all the flaws in logic."-Kathryn J. Blair

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