Sunday, March 8, 2009

Clips-Best of YYHA's Hiei

"Yes. Now that I have the Artifacts of Darkness, I can use their power to get my show back!" (pause) "And murder people."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"I'm going to kill you. But first, I'm going to take off my shirt!"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"If you make a fart pun, I'm going to stab you in the eye with your own finger."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I couldn't resist the Star Wars reference. Oh, and your girlfriend's turning into a demon."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Seriously. If you wanted to die there are plenty of ways. Like jumping in front of a bus, or picking a fight with Tony Jaa."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"No! No more laugh track."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
Hiei: "You're right. And I have a plan so good I could puke!" *puking noise is heard*
"Nin'ty-nine bottles of beer on the wall-" *drunken hiccup* "ninety-nine bottles o' beer-"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"If worse comes to worse, I can kill him out of boredom."-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"May I please kill him now?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Honestly, do you have anything to kill around here?"-Hiei, Lanipator's Special Announcement

Clips-Best of YYHA's Kurama

"Logic and anime don't mix."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Amnesia fading!"-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, this guy is so f*cking dead."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"Oh, f*** all of you."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator
"I'd say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Great. Now I have retard in surround sound."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"Gitrdone, motherf*cker."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator
"You've run out of conditioner."-Kurama, Lanipator's Special Announcement
"I don't think you were supposed to say that part out loud."-Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

Clips-Best of YYHA's Yusuke

"How can you die when you're the Grim f**king Reaper?!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"Hey, gimme back my body! I need that to beat people up, like other positive role models!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"I swear to ass, I'm gonna kick your God."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"I work for Spirit World... I don't have any pride!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"If you think I'm as stupid as Kuwabara, you're wrong! I'm a whole new kind of stupid! Waait..."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"You're an idiot who likes playing with his monkey."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"You may be fast, but I've got a gun!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"I guess the safety of humanity can wait until morning."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"You demons really don't like clothes."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Keiko's psycho and really possessive. Haven't you ever wondered why no other girls talk to me?"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"How the f*ck do ya think I'm doing? In the past two months, I've been hit by a car, lit on fire, and nearly killed by a friggin' Ivan Drago wanna-be."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Something usually happens when we run around randomly like this."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"When you get to Spirit World, tell Koenma I said 'f**k you!'"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"I hate Spirit World."-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"I'm at where I'm always at... DOING YOUR F**KING DIRTY WORK!"-Yusuke Urameshi, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Kuwabara, that better be a Double A battery in your pocket, or we're gonna have some problems."-Yusuke, Lanipator's FanArt Special

Clips-Best of YYHA's Neighborhood Watch Committee

Clips-Best of YYHA's Kuwabara

"My name's Kazuma Kuwabara, and I'm the star of this episode!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"For the last time, I'm not gay. I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs... Wait! I mean...!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

"Let me guess, all these sites are conveniently located in one city in Japan."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"Alright! This must the Heart site. Time to save the world, just long as I don't get distrac- oo, bubbles."-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report the Abridged Movie by Lanipator

"That's right, I just kicked the crap out of a 12-year-old!"-Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

Sunday, March 1, 2009

T.E. Lawrence Quotes

"Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible."-T.E. Lawrence

GanXingba's (Avatar & some miscellaneous) Abridge Quotes

"Check it out. That bison has six legs."-(whats-his-name, earthbender teacher from Toph's city), ATLA TV - Beavis and Butthead parody "program" (GanXingba Abridge Character)
"And now, nation, what you've all been waiting for: The number one threat to the Earth Kingdom... Bears."-reporter (formerly a nameless Earthmoving student), ATLA TV - Top 20 Most Wanted parody "program" (GanXingba Abridge Character)
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ATLA TV (a GanXingba Abridge) "parody program" Ozai's ANGELS ~
Ozai: "Good morning, Angels."
Azula and Mai (together): "Like, good morning, Ozai."
Ozai: "I only hear two voices. What happened to Ty Lee?"
Azula: "Like, you remember how we were supposed to like, uh, break up that drug ring?"
Ozai: "Yes... did something go wrong, Angels?"
Azula: "Like, uh, Ty Lee thought the crack was powdered sugar, or whatever... so she like, kinda ate it."
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