"Fllay has been kind and considerate to me. She stayed with me the whole time, she held me in her arms, and she said she'd look after me! No one even stops to think about what I must be feeling... What goes through my mind in a battle!"-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed
"But just because the odds are against us doesn't mean we should give up fighting and let them do whatever they want to us, now does it?"-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed
"I know it's the most difficult way... but I'm also positive that's there's really no other choice."-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed
"You're crazy! And so's your logic!"-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed
"I never heard a soldier scream like that on the battlefield."-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed
"My mother was on Junius 7. It was only an agrucultrial PLANT. Innocent people were obliterated in an instant, even children!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed
"Fine, then shoot. Because I'd be the one pulling the trigger. I'm a ZAFT pilot until the bitter end. I will not let you take my machine. And if you try to shoot me, then I'll have to kill you!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed
"What are you, crazy?! Throwing a loaded gun?!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed
"We seperated as friends, and the time I saw him, were enemies. I asked him to come with us, over and over. Because he was a Coordinater... Can't you see, he was one of us! That's where he belongs! It wasn't right for him to be on the side of the Earth Forces! But whenever we talked, he wouldn't listen! He fought against us, even hurting friends of mine... and then he killed Nicol!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed
"He killed Nikol right in front of my eyes! Nikol was only 15, he loved the piano... He only fought to protect the Plants, and Kira killed him!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed
"Stop it! Lay down your weapons! Do it now! Is this really what you people desire?! You'll wipe them out! Completely!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed
"Don't you believe what I'm telling you? Do you even believe what you see with your own eyes? On the battlefield, or now that you've returned to the PLANTS after being away for quite some time... Haven't you noticed things are different?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed
"What is it you believe in? What is you're fighting for now? Is it for that medal you recieved? Or your Father's orders?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed
"We really have no alternative, do we? Because the fact is, the time has come for us to move forward."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed
"It's ok to cry. We should cry... While we're still able to."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed
"Is it weapons that the cause of all this fighting? Or does the real cause lie within the human heart?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed
"Possibly, we humans... can exist without actually having to fight. But many of us have chosen to fight. For what reason? To protect something? Protect what? Ourselves? The future? If we kill people to protect ourselves and this future, then what sort of future is it? And what will we have become? There is no future for those who have died. And what of those who did the killing? Is happiness to be found in a future that is grasped with blood-stained hands? Is that the truth?"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed
"The choice we're making might be one of evil as well. For we call for peace, but with weapons in our hands. Nevertheless, allow us to break of endless conflict. Give us strength!"-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed
"We can't let even one nuculeur missile hit the PLANTs! If the blade of light strikes down on those who are innocent, it can only lead to never-ending tears, and hatred."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed
"You got a screw loose or something? Who invited you anyway? You've got no right to walk up to strangers and tell them how to eat their food."-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed
"I can't help it. I understand the circumstances, but something tells me I have to stay here, to protect this ship and it's crew members. You know, it must be the guidance of Halmaya. Huh."-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed
"Kira... took too many risks, didn't always know what he was doing, and always cried! But he was kind! He was a nice guy!"-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed
"That's crazy! If you were such a good friend, then why the hell would you kill him?!"-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed
"Someone's killed for killing another, and then that guy is killed for killing him... how is that kind of twisted thinking ever gonna bring us peace?!"-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed
"Stop running! The hardest battle... is to keep living!"-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed
"What can I say? This is a land where both the wind and people get very heated."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed
"He has no past and no future... maybe not even an identity."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed
"Our boys know better than to get caught in friendly fire. Our foes have guns as well."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"Tell me, do you feel my presence? Do you sense it in the same way that I sense yours? An unfortunate fate, wouldn't you say... Mwu La Flagga?"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"The problem should actually be viewed from a more important perspective; ours."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"I've lived a life from battlefield to battlefield. And I can't really disagree if you say it's my own fault for choosing this life. But nobody is ever born into this world as a soldier."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"This place is a forbidden temple. The remnants of the dream of fools who thought they could play god."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"Aren't you the least bit curious? About the ultimate extent of humanity's insatiable desires? About the fools who pursued their insane dream in the name of progress? Because after all, Kira, you're a child of this too!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"You shouldn't blame me! This is mankind's dream, mankind's desire, mankind's destiny! To be the strongest, to go the farthest, to climb the highest! To compete, to envy, to hate each other... And devour one another!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"I know that humanity will be swallowed by the darkness it's created!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"The final door is about to open, and I'm the one opening it! Then the world that we know will come to an end! This world of insatiable desires will end! And then the conceited fools who struggle within it will finally have their wish come true!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"Ha! Do you think you can change what's going to happen?! Nobody can do anything about it! For the world full of hatred is engulfing the universe!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"They thirsted for knowledge. They sought to fulfill their desires. And, ultimately, they forgot why they were doing it. Even as they proclaimed their reverence for human life, they began toying with it, and then they began destroying it!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"No matter what we learn, no matter what we manage to obtain, nothing ever changes! People are amazing that way!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"It's a shame, really, I did enjoy her songs. But the real world isn't as kind as the one in pop songs!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"This is our destiny! People knew where they were heading when they chose to walk this path! Justice and faith, ignorance and escapism... They never learn, they never listen! We have reached the end of that path, there is no way to prevent it now! Mankind vanquished! At last! Just as they deserve!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"This is a world where people's hearts are filled with hatred! Where fingers have no purpose other than to pull triggers!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"What do you believe in?! And why do you?!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"Why torment yourself? Saying, "Eventually, someday..." How long have you been fighting, with your thoughts clouded by that brand of sweet poision?"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"Earth will burn. And the ensuing cries of the victims will trigger battle anew!"-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed
"What? Is it gonna try for a landing? Deck crew! Some nut-nit aircraft is trying to make a landing! Take shelter!"-Captin Murrue Ramius, Gundam Seed
"We have serious doubts about the Earth Forces in their entirety. No surrender, no return to the military!"-Captin Murrue Ramius, Gundam Seed
"Whenever people are put to the test, I often hear them boast, "I'd rather die." But do you think they honestly mean it?"-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed
"How could you stoop to chili sauce on your kabob? Now this yogurt sauce, that's the proper thing to add to such a dish. Or rather than saying it's the proper thing, how should I put it... Hm... Right! Not adding yogurt sauce to this dish is considered a form of sacrilege against doner-kabobs."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed
"The perfect little lady 'til you speak."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed
"Being too sincere can also be a liabilty."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed
"Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit, and no points are awarded... So how do you determine the winners and the losers? At what point do we put an end to it? When every single one of your enemies have been destroyed?"-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed
"When one doesn't have a bad scar removed, some might think it's a symbol of your... commitment. Or, since you turned your head away... maybe it's a symbol of your... humilation?"-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed
"That's what happens in a war. Everybody has some kind of reason... yet, no one does."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed
"The first time that I actually had to shoot someone, it turned my stomach... They told me that I'd get used to it, in time. And after a while, that's what happened."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed
"People can get used to anything, even fighting... and killing each other."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed
"Essentially, the role of any long-distance of mass destruction is to serve as a deterrent. But that doesn't matter anymore, because they've both been at this point... Nukes and that thing."-Andrew Waltfelt, Gundam Seed
"Are you suggesting that we should give up all attempts to negotiate, and rely on our guns from this point on? Is that the kind of people we are?"-(Former) Chairman Segul Clyne, Gundam Seed
"There would be no conflicts if everything could be solved through discussion. Misunderstandings create enemies, and when you have enemies... you shoot them."-Azrael, Gundam Seed
"What are they talking about, neutral? The Archangel was constructed by ORB."-Ramel Paru, Gundam Seed
"Hey, there's gravity down here!"-Chief Murdock, Gundam Seed
"May your soul abandon your body and return to space, damn coordinater."-Blue Cosmos flunky, Gundam Seed
"We'll leave aside the question whether tigers actually live in the desert for now."-Erica Simmons, Gundam Seed
"The success of a surprise attack isn't determined by the actual time spent."-Dearka Elsman, Gundam Seed
"Members of the Zala Team, I'm here to give you an update on this honorable team's first mission. There could be no mission more important than this; we are to rescue our leader."-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed
"Did you think I was naiive enough to believe the words of an enemy?"-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed
"The urge to make things better has always driven progress, and then that is what brings about happiness!"-Dr. Hibiki, Gundam Seed
"We're being destroyed by our own machine that they stole... is there anything more ridiculous?!"-Foreign Vice-Minister Alstar (Fllay's Father), Gundam Seed
"You should not be so concerned about your beliefs, Siabe Aishmon. They are not as imporant as your lives."-Aljeeri, Gundam Seed
"In war, you never know who will go next."-Miriallia, Gundam Seed
"What's the point in fighting a war unless it ends in victory?"-Chairman Patrick Zala, Gundam Seed
"Losing experience doesn't count."-Aisha, Gundam Seed
"Those ships are run by a little girl and some Naturals! Why can't you destroy them?!"-Chairman Patrick Zala, Gundam Seed
"The world is being divided into two armed camps because of the Atalantic Federation! Does everyone have to be either an ally or an enemy?! Why should ORB throw away it's laws and it's principals in order to fight whichever enemy it's told to?!"-Lord Nazumi Yula Atha, Gundam Seed
"I hate ZAFT! And when I get bigger, I'm gonna come and get all of you!"-a little war-orphaned boy, Gundam Seed
"Wars spread so easily, but are so difficult to end."-Reverend Malchio, Gundam Seed
"When you're fighting for your life against an enemy you know personally, it's just that much harder to face him."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed
"Give me a break... The minute we solve the problem with the supplies, we get thrown another in the form of a pink-haired princess. The endless challenges we face."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed
"The military must be regulated. It requires both soldiers who follow the orders of their superiors and commanders who can see the larger picture, and make the appropriate decisions."-Natarle, Gundam Seed
"You're a monster who deserves to die... right here with me."-Natarle, Gundam Seed
"They're retreating? But there's something..."-Mwu La Flagga, Gundam Seed
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"If it's in the past, no matter how many times revisited, no matter much regretted, it's a moment that will never return. Is it knowledge of the inevitable, or a mere trick of fate that gives birth to coincidences? Though time continues it's relentless course, if the individual chose the path it took, would it be too much to ask for the meaning behind it all?"-Gundam Seed's Narrator
"Natarle recieves order to launch with the and it's new crew. Her star is beginning to rise... But does it shine with promise, or betrayal?"-Gundam Seed's Narrator
"What is the sin called that forces comrades to open fire on one another?"-Gundam Seed's Narrator
"Once more, the dark of outter space is illuminated by the cross-fire."-Gundam Seed's Narrator
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Mwu: "Where is that puppy?"
Cagalli: "What puppy?"
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Athrun: "A girl?"
Cagalli: "That's right! I'm a girl! What is it with you men?!"
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Kira: "I didn't rescue her so she could be used as a hostage."
Mwu: "You're right about that. If anything, you could use her as a girlfriend."
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Nicol: "Sure, it's possible to catch up to them before they join the fleet. But upon arriving, we'd have only 10 minutes before we're in firing range of the Lunar Fleet."
Dearka: "You mean we'd have a full ten minutes."
Izeak: "I suggest the cowards keep their traps shut. Are there only 10 minute, or are there a full ten minutes. It's all in how you look at it, really. My take on it is, if we have a window of opportunity before they join their fleet, we can't pass it up."
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Haro: (bounces around, then heads straight for Athrun's face) "Haro, Haro, Athrun."
Athrun: (sighs) "Lacus..."
Lacus: "Haro is overly-excited. I guess he's happy to see you after all this time."
Athrun: "Haro doesn't have any emotional component to him at all, Lacus."
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Lacus: "When I look upon you, there's a different person there. Lately I can see only bitterness."
Athrun: "I can't exactly fight a war with a big smile on my face."
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Izeak: "You're being decieved!"
Dearka: "I wonder which one of us really being decieved?"
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Azrael: "You know, it's really easy to say that something's impossible, but only the very best can go out and make it possible. Everyone in the business world knows the truth of that."
Natarle: "But this is a battlefield! Failure in this world means death!"
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Chief Murdock: "Cover that whole section with CNT paste."
Random Technition: "What? We're finished if we take another hit in the same place!"
Chief Murdock: "Look, I'd even seal it with money if it would help any!"
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Decosta: (knocks on the door) "Decosta here, sir." (no response) "I'm entering, sir."
Waltfelt: (stirring homemade coffee) "Hmmm-hmhmm..."
Decosta: (gets a whiff and covers his nose) "Commander? What do you say we ventilate this room?"
Waltfelt: "It was that urgent you had to barge in here and tell me?"
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Waltfelt: "Whenever people are put to the test, I often hear them boast, "I'd rather die." But do you think they honestly mean it?"
Pilot of one of the following BAKUUs: "Commander? There are vehicles approaching us from behind. Six, no, eight, vehicles. They appear to be that of the resistance fighters."
Waltfelt: "Maybe those people would rather die, after all."
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Cagalli: "Hey, you. You can't fall asleep."
Athrun: "I'm... I... I'm not. I just... I tranferred from the, um... and descended into the..." (falls asleep)
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(Cagalli, who's tied up, trips and falls in a grotto)
Athrun: "Hey there, what'cha doing?"
Cagalli: "Isn't it fairly obvious?"
Athrun: "Hm..."
Cagalli: "I can't move! Don't just stand there! Hurry up and help me!"
Athrun: "I don't think you're in position to tell me what to do."
Cagalli: "Shut up and gimme a hand."
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Athrun: "If you go for my gun, I'll have no choice but to kill you, so don't even think about it. Did you survive Heliopolis just for that? Don't push your luck."
Cagalli: "Hmph. I never thought a ZAFT soldier would worry about my life."
Athrun: "Y'know, we... we never dreamed that would happen to Heliopolis. It wasn't supposed to go down that way at all."
Cagalli: "Huh?"
Athrun: "Our only mission was to take the Earth Forces mobile suits that Morganrate developed. Nothing else was supposed to happen."
Cagalli: "But it did happen! The fact is, that you guys attacked and destroyed that colony!"
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Kira: "You don't understand anything else!"
La Cruse: "Of course! After all, people can only understand what they've experienced!"
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Dearka: "What we doing in this awful place?"
Waltfelt: "They say you can't really appreciate the desert until you've lived here."
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Izeak: "We have a lot more experience against them, more than you do!"
Aisha: "Losing experience doesn't count."
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Athrun: "So I'm to go out and rescue her, then come back playing the part of a hero."
La Cruse: "Or come back, and in a public display, weep bitter tears over her still corpse."
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Chief Murdock: "It sure makes you wonder. What is is about this ship, is it cursed?"
Mwu: "Nah, I would say La Cruse is the curse."
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(looking at a miniture replica of the famous space fossil)
Waltfelt: "Evidence 01. You ever see see the real McCoy?"
Kira: "No, sir."
Waltfelt: "I have no idea why they call this thing a whale-stone. Does it look like a whale to you?"
Kira: "I really can't say for certain."
Waltfelt: "If you ask me, those look like wings. Whales don't normally come with wings, do they now?"
Kira: "Uhh... well, no. But it was brought back from a space mission as proof of the existance of extraterrestial life, so..."
Walfelt: "The point I'm trying to make is, why is the figure in this fossil assumed to be that of a whale?"
Kira: "So, then what would be a better name for it?"
Waltfelt: "Hmm... I have to admit, nothing readily comes to mind. On to more pressing matters; what's your assessment of this coffee? Or, perhaps you haven't yet aquired an appreciation for such an adult taste?"
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(Cagalli enters the room all dressed up)
Kira: "You're a... a girl..."
Cagalli: "What'ya think?!"
Kira: "No! I was just saying that this reminds me again that you're a girl!"
Cagalli: "That amounts to the same thing, jack-ass!"
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Mwu: "What gives you the right to sound so superior?!"
La Cruse: "I am the only one who's earned that right! In the entire universe, I alone have the right to judge all humanity!"
Mwu: "Cut the crap, you crackpot!"
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Cagalli: "That's why you killed Kira... your friend?"
Athrun: "He was an enemy! He wasn't on my side anymore! I had no other choice but to kill him!"
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Dearka: "Hey..."
Mariallia: "What do you want?!"
Dearka: "Look, I... He's the one who killed that guy... you know, Tal?"
Mariallia: "So what is your point?! Weren't you listening to Kira? This is what he meant! Would killing him bring Tal back to me?! Of course it wouldn't... so why don't you just stop talking about it!"
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Kira: "You have a real reason to want revenge on me."
Waltfelt: "That's happens in a war. Everybody has some kind of reason. Yet no one does."
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Random central docking control member: "Woah... What are you doing? Your ship doesn't have orders to launch.
Haro: "Whatever."
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This is my favorite scene of the whole series, so I'm giving the actions too. It takes place in the Archangel's sickbay and just outside the door:
Sai Arguile: (to Mariallia Haww, who's boyfriend just died in battle) "Just wait inside here, ok? We'll get you a prescription or something from the Docter. Something so you can get some sleep. Sound good?"
(Sai leaves to talk to his ex-fiancee, Fllay Alstar, that broke up with him for his friend Kira- who is currently MIA; Mariallia walks in a daze to a chair. Unbeknownest to her, the war prisoner, Dearka Elsman, is on the bed next to her behind the curtains.)
Dearka: "Hey, Doc!"
(Mariallia turns around; they recognize each other from when he was being escorted past her in a hall at gunpoint. She jumps back.)
Dearka: (sizing her up) "Hmmm."
(Sai and Fllay, outside the door)
Sai: "What do you want?"
Fllay: "What? Well... I..."
Sai: (sighs) "Tal is missing, Kira's missing. Everybody's pretty upset..."
(screen jumps to Mariallia, who is staring at Dearka in shocked horror; jumps back to that scene in the hall outside)
Sai: "And that includes me. To be honest, I'm really in no condition to comfort you. Not right now. Sorry, go ask someone else."
(He begins to walk past Fllay to the door)
Fllay: "Sai... wait..."
Fllay (just as Sai gets past her): "Because... I still have feelings for you!"
Sai: "Fllay!"
Fllay: "All along! You must've known! Kira... wasn't the one I really wanted!"
Sai: "Fllay! That's enough!"
(screen shows Fllay leaning back at his yelling)
Sai: "You did have feelings for Kira!"
Fllay: "You're wrong!"
Sai: "I'M NOT!"
(Fllay leans back in shock, with more emphasis this time)
Sai: "You might have felt differently in the beginning... But..." (his hands clench at his sides) "He was a good person! And that's why... Because... Because that's the way he was!"
Fllay: "You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!"
(back to sickbay)
Dearka: "Why are you staring at me?"
(Mariallia starts breathing hard)
Dearka: "You afraid of me? Find me... unusual? Relax, will ya... I couldn't be any more tied up." (sits up to show his hands that are tied behind his back)
Dearka: "But, what I want to know is, why are you crying again? I'm kinda surprised a ship like this has such a cry-baby on board."
(Mariallia starts to breathe harder)
Dearka: "You have no business being a soldier if you that afraid."
(Mariallia's breathing escalates, verging on hyperventilation. She spots a knife on a table out of the corner of her eye.)
Dearka: "Or... maybe your good-for-nothing Natural boyfriend went and died on you or something."
(Mariallia's shadow shows over Dearka, who was smirking with his eyes closed. Dearka opens his eyes and looks up. Mariallia is holding the knife above him. He looks shocked. Dearka sits up as she lunges with the knife, and his pillow is struck instead of his head. Dearka now looks scared and even more shocked.)
Dearka: "What's wrong with you?! Damn!"
(Marialla, still holding the knife, lunges for another strike. It knocks Dearka off the bed. Screen shows his bindings that keep him attached to the bed, along with some blood. Dearka falls on the floor and Mariallia raises the knife again)
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"My name... my name is Athrun Zala. Son of Patrick Zala, a man who fanned the flames of a war that spiraled out of control and poisoned the whole world with his hatred. I believed what my father said. I fought in the war, I killed the enemy, I fought my best friend! And even when I realized how wrong it was, I couldn't stop him... and I lost everything. And yet my Father's words still linger..."-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny
"War is not some game to play the hero! Stop making decisions to please yourself! If you have all this power, take responsiblity for it!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Is that when you came up with the... 'idea'? Ya know, when you thought to yourself, "If only I had the power... I need more power." Anyone who's ever wept because they felt weak and powerless has had those kind of thoughts... yes... But the moment you acquire all that power you dreamt of, you become the one who causes others to weep tears of loss. Just try not to forget that. We're going to be heading into battle again soon. If you forget that while you're out there, and throw your power at others out a sense of your own righteousness, or because it conventiently suits your purposes, then you'll be nothing but a destroyer. And that's not what you are... are you?"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny
"I'm not going to become his puppet and fight whoever he says without question. That's not who I am!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny
"You've gotta move on! Stop fighting to change things that are in the past! No matter what you do, you can't bring them back! And now you're gonna destroy the future, is that it?! So is this really it?! Is this really the kind of power you wanted?!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny
"We create our own destiny."-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed Destiny
"We all have just one life to live. And this is your life you're living!"-Kira Yamato, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Some people are just born complainers."-Shinn Asuka, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Too much strength will only invite another war."-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed Destiny
"We can't keep hiding at the bottom of the sea like a bunch of oysters in their shells."-Cagalli Yula Atha, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Power is whatever one makes of it."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Perhaps you are a soldier, but above and beyond that, you're still Athrun."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Strength is a necessity. There will always be conflict."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"A path not chosen is the same as a path that never existed."-Raww La Cruse, Gundam Seed Destiny
"You grabbed her rack, didn't you? You lucky pervert."-(the black technition), Gundam Seed Destiny
"Power is whatever one makes of it. Foolish are those who hope for it in excess. Yet, equally foolish are those who resent it for no reason."-Lord Nazumi Yula Atha, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Do you like meat or fish?"-Meer Cambell, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Everything seems to be in the trial stages these days- this ship, the mobile suits, our pilots... even our world."-Neo Roanoke, Gundam Seed Destiny
"We are in the middle of a war and we're soldiers. If you forget, then you will die."-Heine L, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Stop giving orders, you damn civilian!"-Izaek Jule, Gundam Seed Destiny
"My daughter's tombstone must fall! It's the only way the world will ever change!"-one of the Junius 7 Terrorists, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Have you forgotton the innocent lives thrown away here?! You're living in a damned dream world, laughing with the butchers who caused this!"-Leader of the Junius 7 Terrorists
"It's sad that the memory of your father pains you, that it's such a source of great bitterness for you... But I suppose it really can't be helped. And yet, Chairman Zala probably wasn't that kind of person to begin with, was he?"-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Chairman Zala probably wasn't that kind of person to begin with, was he? In his capacity of chairman, there's no doubt he made his share of grave mistakes. However, his primary goal was always to protect the PLANTs, to protect us, and to make a better world for his people."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"The best intentions of great men can often lead them to make great mistakes."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"The best intentions of great men can often lead them to make great mistakes. Statements by such men can easily be taken out of context by certain people. Listeners with an agenda can interpert these words to suit their own purpose."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Listeners with an agenda can interpert these words to suit their own purpose."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"You're far too kind-hearted, and that's a weakness. You won't be able to protect anything because of it."-Rey Za Burelle, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Know what you're fighting for... fighting just for it's own sake it pointless!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny
"We have no way knowing what awaits us in the future... So all we can do is live in the present and do what we think is the right thing at this exact moment. And if we find out it was all a mistake, then that's when we'll waste time moaning and crying about it. And then we'll go right on to the next thing."-Captin Murrue Ramius, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Think of the world as a system. It needs people who build things, and other people who manage things. Without people to manage it, even a garden can become a wilderness. We all take care of our gardens; planting trees, keeping the grass green, planting pretty flowers... and pulling up weeds. But if we just let the grass grow as it please, would we really call that 'beautiful'? Would we call that 'freedom'? They may not admit it, but everyone likes that sort of thing. They like places and things that are well-managed... safe. Haven't people always strived to organize the world in just such a manner? Building cities, fashioning tools, making rules. And now, we have a chance to do those things at a level never before imagined in history. It is time."-Lord Djibril
"Fighting is not the answer! We can't let anger and hatred control us! If we attack each other now, the world will become a battlefield once again. Nothing will be gained, and all will be lost!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Miss Lacus's strengths are already going to be needed, by everyone. She's strong, beautiful, and kind. I'm just Meer... nobody really needs me."-Meer Cambell, Gundam Seed Destiny
"There's what you can do and what you want want to do. After all, those are things nobody knows better than you."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"I'll fight any enemy, anywhere."-Shinn Asuka, Gundam Seed Destiny
"I realize there's a certain bitter irony in saying we're fighting in order to bring about an end to war."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"I understand your disappointment. Why did it have to be like this? Why isn't the world moving in direction we'd hoped? It certainly is frustrating, I know. But let's be honest here, the world we live in today isn't all it could be. In today's world, none of us really know who we are... we are unaware of our strengths, or the role we are meant to play. We live our lives at the mercy of the times."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Kira Yamato... Without a doubt, I felt sorry for him. He was quite... unfortunate. With such exceptional ability and power, he was born to be a true warrior. So great were his skills, that no opponent of this era could ever hope to defeat him in mobile suit combat. But no one realized this, and because they didn't know this, he wasn't raised accordingly. Didn't live accordingly, and ended up living his life at the mercy of the times. Who knows what great things he might have accomplished if his abilities had been properly employed."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"They won't listen, so they have to be destroyed! Is attacking this country really the answer?!"-Athrun Zala, Gundam Seed Destiny
"It's scary when someone closes their mind. That is it. That's all there is. They only see an end."-Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Come back to us, Athrun. I... I'm sure there'll be some obstacles, but I'll take care of them. You can... come back to the PLANTs, Athrun."-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Though it was the adults who started the war, it was actually the young who fought it. And if we label those who make mistakes as criminals, and punish them, then I asked you, where will the future leaders of the PLANTs come from? We should honor the young for their sacifices, and we shall look to them to build a peaceful tomorrow."-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
"That's why I still wear a military uniform... it's the only thing I know. But also because I think I can make a difference, for the PLANTs, and for all the friends who have died."-Izeak Jule, Gundam Seed Destiny
"Boggie 1... We call it that, but I wonder what it's real name is... it's true name. A name reflects it's owner's nature. But, what if the name is merely a fake? If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature? Is that what it would mean, Alex? Or... is it Athrun Zala?"-Gilbert Durandil, Gundam Seed Destiny
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(doorbell ring, Athrun answers)
Athrun: "Izeak?"
Izeak (while grabbing Athrun's coat): "YOU BASTARD! What the hell is going on here?!"
Athrun: "Wait... hey!"
(Athrun fights off Izeak's straggle-hold on his coat)
Athrun: "Why don't you try telling me what I did?!"
Izeak: "Why don't you tell me what's going on, Athrun? Even though we're busy, this call... we go don't to the council, and they give us the news; we're supped to be your bodyguards!"
Athrun: "What?"
Izeak: "Why would they call me, of all people? I left the frontlines for this damn job!"
Athrun: "You're my guards?"
Dearka: "I bet you asked to go outside, didn't you?"
Athrun: "Dearka!"
Dearka: "Long time, no see. Probably because of what's going on these days. Even though you're from a friendly nation, I guess we can't have you wandering around the PLANTs."
Athrun: "Ah, right. That's what they told me. That someone would be escorting me. But I never thought... you two guys?"
Izeak: "Yes! Us!"
Dearka: "Well, it seems like whoever put us together knew what they were doing. So, where do you wanna go?"
Izeak: "And if you say shopping, I'm gonna kill you."
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Chairman Durandil:
La Cruse:
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Stella: "Shinn? Shinn..."
Shinn: "Stella... What is it, Stella? It's dangerous. You shouldn't be here right now."
Stella: "It's okay... I just came here for a moment to see you."
Shinn: "For a moment? Just for a moment?"
Stella: "Yes... in the present."
Shinn: "The present?"
Stella: "But then again tomorrow."
Shinn: "Tomorrow..."
Stella: "Yes, tomorrow. Because you gave me a yesterday."
Shinn: "Huh?"
Stella: "It makes sense to me now. I'm at peace. Until tomorrow... Tomorrow, ok? Tomorrow."
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Cagalli: "How are you feeling?"
Athrun: "Well, I feel like I wanna roll over and die. Unfortunately for me, I seem to be just fine."
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Kira: "Wow, this is a pretty amazing dress."
Cagalli: "Shut it."
Kira: "Just hold that thought."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHZB0qERoqs&feature=related
Kira: "Athrun?"
Athrun: "Hm?"
Kira:
Athrun:
Kira:
Athrun:
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Athrun:
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Kira: "No one wanted something like this to happen."
Lacus: "But we seem to have no way of breaking this chain. Someone is attacked, and they respond, which prompts another attack. Everyone wants to have a happy life, to be happy. And everyone fights because we think it's the only way to achieve that. Perhaps the Chairman intends to show us a new solution to this problem. He talks about a world without the threat of war. What would a world where all conflict had been eliminated look like? A world where every single detail of someone's life would be decided at birth... based on their genes."
(Everyone there makes a hushed "huh?" exclamation, and look up in surprise)
Murrue: "By genetics?"
Kira: "The Destiny Plan."
Athrun: "A world where a person's role in life is determined by their genes. And those who don't comform are weeded out, and adjusted."
Meyrin: "Weeded out? A-adjusted?"
Athrun: "In a world like that, everyone would be free from uncertainties from their role in life, and their future. They could live their lives untroubled by worries or doubts."
Kira: "They'd live according to the destinies that had been decided for them. Manipulating the essence of humanity, our genes. To achieve the power we seek. For Coordinaters, it's the ultimate destination."
Lacus: "There would be no war in such a world. Everyone would see that fighting was pointless, because each person would know their destiny."
Neo/Mwu: "And what does Durandil become in such a world? A king?"
Murrue: "Destiny would be the king... or our genes. Perhaps he'll be the high priest."
Athrun: "Pointless."
Cagalli: "Huh?"
Kira: "Is it really pointless though?"
Neo/Mwu: "Hmph... What, you never do pointless things?"
Athrun: "Ya know, I'm not the type of person who gives up."
Kira: "I'm the same way."
Cagalli: "And me too!"
Neo/Mwu: "Me too... right?"
Murrue: "That's right, I'm the same."
Meyrin: "Mmhm!"
Kira: "We need to go back, Athrun.... back to space."
Athrun: "Kira...?"
Kira: "The Chairman must be stopped. Let's show him we create our own destiny."
Athrun: "Yes!"
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Athrun: "If you havta shoot me down, then at least let Meyrin a chance to get out! She's done nothing wrong!"
Rey: "She's already an accomplice to your crimes. There is no meaning to her existence!"
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Arthur Trine: "What an incrediable sight. Who would have thought so many from the Alliance would show up?"
Captin Gladys: "Yes. But truth be told, it's making me a little nervous."
A Minerva crew member of some semi-small importance (Name never given): "That's for sure, Ma'am. We have been trained to of them as our enemies for such a long time. "
Arthur: "Absolutely! Djbralter would be wiped out if they decided to betray all at once." (laughs)
(Captin Gladys and the crew member glare at him.)
Athur Trine: "Uh... Oopsie."
Captin Talia Gladys: "Oh, for... Think before you open your mouth, Arthur!"
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Meer (fake Lacus): "Athrun! Welcome back! I've been waiting for you."
Athrun: "Uh... you're... who are?"
Meer (fake Lacus): "I'm Meer, Meer Cambell. Hey, but, when we're in public like this, make sure you call me Lacus."
Athrun: "Uhh..." (sighs)
Meer (fake Lacus): "Hey, you haven't eaten yet, have you? Probably not. Let's go out for dinner!
Athrun: "What? Uhh, I don't know about..."
Meer (fake Lacus): "But you're Lacus's fiancee, right?"
Athrun: "But look, I... I'm not anymore."
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Kira: "The flowers are starting to bloom. Unfortunately, they're going to wither in the spray from the breaking waves."
Shinn: "Perhaps it means they can't be fooled. No matter how beautiful the flowers are, people will just wipe them out."
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Lunamaria: "Look who's here."
Athrun: "Mandatory training?"
Lunamaria: "Oh yeah, they're giving us a break and letting us do it outside for now. But... I don't seem to being doing very well."
Lunamaria: "Huh... Hey did you wanna join us?"
Athrun: "Hm? It's okay, I'll pass."
Lunamaria: "Look, the truth is, all of us here know who you are and what you've done. Formerly a ZAFT Red with the La Cruse team. In the middle stages of the war, you defeated the seemingly unstoppable Strike. After that, you were assigned to the National Defense Commity Special Forces FAITH team. And, then, they made you the pilot of the ZGMF X09A Justice. You're name is Athrun Zala. I don't know all that much about your Father, but what I do know is you're pretty much a hero to all of us. Especially for for what you did at the battle of Yaut-king Due."
Athrun: "Hm? Well, I..."
Lunamaria: "I also hear that you're pretty handy with a gun. C'mon... I'm not that good, so I sure could use a few pointers."
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Chairman Durandil: "We of the PLANTs are filled sorrow by this calamity of unprecedented proportions. I have no words at the staggering scenes of devastations from around the world."
Random Reporter/Photographer: "Son of a bitch... we took a lot of damage."
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Shinn: "How come you always have to be so noble and say things like that?!"
Athurn: "Okay, what would you rather I say?"
Shinn: "Something like, "Help me, you bastard!""
Athrun: "Fine, if that's what you want."
Shinn: "No, that was just an example."
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Captin (of the Orb Fleet): "They want us to side with the army that invaded us, and fire on a ship that fought heroically to save Earth. Aww... I believe the appropiate word here is 'Ungrateful.' That word probably doesn't even exist in the world of politics. Alright, let's warn them. Aim the guns at the water just ahead of the Minerva. Don't hit the ship!"
Soldier: "Yes, sir."
Officer: "Commander! Those aren't our orders!"
Captin: "So what? I'm not a politician."
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Waltfelt: "Same old, same old. Every day we're stuck with the same lonely news stories. Would it kill these people to report some good news once in a while, just to change it up a bit?"
Murrue: "You mean something like a white dolphin in an aquarium having a cute little baby?"
Waltfelt: "Well, maybe not that cheerful."
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Two-colored hair technition: "Man, those guys at HQ were so lucky! Lacus Clyne hasn't performed live in concert in ages... I wish I could have been there!"
Black Technition: "Y'know, she's changed her singing style, don't ya think?"
Two-colored hair technition: "Uh, yeah."
Black Technition: "I always thought she'd sound better if she changed her style to what it is now. It makes her seem... younger. She looks cuter now, too."
Two-colored hair technition: "Don't you just love the awesome outfit she wears now?"
Black Technition: "Ohh, yeah! You can tell she's like totally stacked, man! I can't wait to get a poster of her in that tight little-"
(Athrun walks up, and they both jump back a little)
Athrun: "Where is Saviour's maitniance log?"
Two-colored hair technition: "Uhh... Yes, sir! It's right here, sir!"
Athrun: "Gentleman."
(the Two-colored hair technition laughs nervously)
Two-colored hair technition: "'You believe he's her fiancee? He's soo lucky!"
Black Technition: "You know, it wouldn't be that hard to pull a few cables out of the Saviour."
Athrun: "I can still hear you two... and everything you said earlier."
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Orb Forces: "This is Orb Forces HQ! Attention Freedom, land immediately! Freedom, land immediately!"
Kira: "No can do."
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Auel: "What is she doing back there?"
Sting: "Playing the part of a ditzy airhead? That'd be my guess. Why don't you give it a try? You might like it."
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Lunamaria: "It's important to know how to protect yourself, and your friends, from the enemy."
Athrun: "From the enemy? And who are they?"
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Arthur: "Captin, we can shatter the rock ahead of us with the tonhuessier!"
Captin Gladys: "Even if we blow it up, we'd just be scattering the same amount of rock around in smaller pieces."
Arthur: "Oh... right..."
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Athrun: "How many star-board thrusters are still functioning?"
Captin Gladys: "Huh? Six working. But if we go out into open space, we'll be sitting ducks. They'll use us for target practice."
Athrun: "Fire all your star-board guns, along with the thrusters, right against the astroid! The explosion will push away the ship in one motion, along with the surrounding rock!"
Arthur: "That's insane! Imagine the damage to the ship's hull if we did that!"
Athrun: "It's more imporant that we get out of here. We're nothing but a target, and it'll only get worse the longer we stay."
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Shinn Asuka: The Final Beserker ~ Lacus Clyne: The Songstress of Hope ~ Rey Za Burelle: The Faithful Clone ~ Mwu La Flagga: Hawk of Endymion/Neo Rorranoke: Phantom Pain ~ Murrue Ramius: Captin of The Heart ~ Andrew Waltfelt: The Desert Tiger ~ Raww La Cruse: The Masked Clone~ Gilbert Durandil: Visionary of a Stagnant Destiny ~ Talia Gladys: Captin of the Wish ~ Dearka Elsman ~ Nicol Amarfi: The Gentle Musician ~ Fllay Alistar: The Confused Manipulater ~ Stella Loussier: The Fearful Killer ~ Lunamaria Hawke: The Sassy Soldier ~ Natauril Bagurule: A True Soldier to the End ~ Meyrin Hawke: The Flaky Intelligence Expert ~ Auel Neider: The Sarcastic Extended ~ Sting Oakley: The (ONLY) Diplomatic Extended ~ Arthur Trine: Vice-Captin Groupie
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Fruits Basket Quotes
"I remember, when I first heard the story of the Zodiac animals, all I could think about was that poor cat. While all the other animals were having a wonderful time at the banquet, the cat was still lying in its bed, dreaming of a party that would never come."-Tohru
"It serves you right, You know. What do you really know about the Sohmas? Do you think you understand what it means to be cursed? Do you? I only have a short time left to live...Nothing can change that...I alone carry the full weight of the Zodiac Curse. So you see.... I do understand...I wonder what it was that everyone expected of you. Did they really think you would be able to miraculously save us, somehow? you deserve this pain. But don't you think this is the end of it. I'm going to make you regret you were ever involved with us. I'll make you suffer the way we suffer."-Akito
"To truly love someone, is to always put their feelings before your own...no matter what."- Hana (Saki Hanajima)
"Ah. The sight of that smile is like a million volts down my spine, and what’s more, we both like steamed leeks. It’s as though we’re destined to be together!"-Motoko (Prince Yuki Fan Club President)
"The truth is I didn't want to see it. I didn't want to see him changed like this. I didn't want to know there's a place in his heart that I could never reach. Not when knowing hurts so much. And yet. And yet, I--Seeing Yuki here, smiling like this, it makes me so happy. And I never want him to stop smiling. Even though I know he's not smiling because of me, as much as it hurts to admit."-Motoko (Prince Yuki Fan Club President)
"How stupid can you get? I mean, telling me I’m gonna be a prince? It’s just dumb talk; it’s not like she can back it up. Is she gonna take responsibility if I don’t become one, or if I can’t?"-Hiro
"I'm not sure why I've decided to do this. I'm not any stronger than I was, and nothing else has changed. But all the same, this time I'm not going to run away. It's okay to feel weak sometimes. It's okay to be afraid. The important thing is that we face our fears. That's... that's what makes us strong."-Yuki
"It is an age old custom that members of the royal family should always wear their hair long in honor of the high king Rurubara, who it is said, during the fourth year of his reign, was visited by a divine image-it was Kandra, shimmering with heavenly light of red and gold! Kandra began to chant "Ma Rudu Muni!" And a blue light burst forth from his forehead! At this moment Rurubara's true spirit was set free! And just as the vast springs of his strength and wisdom were swelling within him, so too did his hair begin to sprout forth from his head!"-Ayame
"How the hell can you call wearing a dress "cool"?"- Kyo
"For years, living in Sohma House felt like living in a cage. Akito always liked to keep me a far away from- well, everyone, as he could. But what I wanted was to live a normal life, with normal people. I wanted to move in with Shigure and enroll in this school. I wondered why he let me go, at first. But I soon found out... I could leave the house, but leaving the cage... That wasn't so easy. No, I'm still a Sohma. And no matter how much I might want to, that's something I can never change. I'll always be... different. I know that. What scares me is, if I get too close to someone, they might realize that, too."-Yuki
"Yuki, you look like a girl!"- Momiji
"Damn, those fanclub girls look scary today. They're either about to mug him or eat him, I can't tell which."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)
"Kyo... he's shy when he first meets people, but after he gets to know them, he can open up to them, be himself. Because of what he is, Kyo can never be accepted into the zodiac. But isn't better that he can be accepted, by normal people, for who he is... That, is exactly what I've always wanted. I guess that's why I get so angry with him, because he can't even see what he has. He's blinded by that foolish desire to join the very same family I've spent my whole life trying to run away from."-Yuki
"Ah, welcome home!" (no one answers) "Hi, Shigure. It's good to be home." Is that too much to ask?"-Shigure
"Yes, it is a fever all right, and in my professional medical opinion... you're sick!"-Shigure
"A thousand perfectly lovely things you could have said, but what poetry spews from your mouth? "Any time." Really, Yuki."-Shigure
"I should have known. There was no way I could have joined the others. A rice ball doesn't belong in a fruits basket."- Tohru
"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."-Shigure
"No one really starts out kind. All we know how to do at first is want. We want food, we want attention...it's just natural survival instinct, I guess...but kindness is something that we all have to learn as we go. It's something that grows and develops slowly over time...the same way our bodies do..."-Tohru
"Ah Yuki! As always our destiny is like a rose bush that grows along a black gate. A sweet agony that causes my heart to…"-Motoko (Prince Yuki Fan Club President)
"What kind of idiot knocks on a sliding door? Stop acting so westernized, would you?"-Motoko's Mom
"That reminds me. I thought I sensed Shigure's electric signals coming from the parents section."-Hana (Saki Hanajima)
"Well, I admit he does seem to have an air of mystery about him. And there are some weird stories floating around, too. I hear one of those fanclub girls tried to ask him out once, but he just pushed her away. And I mean that literally. Right in the hall. Then he left her on the floor and ran off."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)
"If I wore a tie, it wouldn't change who I am. If I had no piercings, it wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if my hair was black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your ass!"-Haru (Hotstaharu)
"I would worry, but I don't think her brain damage could get worse."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)
"True kindness isn't something we're born with. It's something we have to work at. Not everyone has it. But I think everyone has the potential. Sometimes you just have to look really close before you can tell it's there."-Kyoko
"Now hold it, Yankee. You're not gonna scare us with that street-thug talk!"-Minami (while shaking in fear)
"One more word, and you'll all get ****ed with electric shocks."-Hana (Saki Hanajima)
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Yuki: "I know the place is dirty. And I realize the idea of living with two strange boys might seem a little awkward. But there is an extra room up stairs, you're welcome to stay there if you like."
Tohru: "No, no, no... Out of the question!"
Yuki: "We’re not that strange."
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Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!"
Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail."
Tohru: "No, no, we've got to do something!"
(Shigure in dog form grabs the letter.)
Mailman: "I wish my dog was as smart. Good day!"
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Kyo: "Dammit! How am I supposed to come up with an excuse if both of you transform too?!"
Yuki: "Don't you dare try to blame this on us, you stupid cat!"
Kyo: "Go ahead, say that again!"
Yuki: "Stupid. Cat."
Kyo: "Why, you little-"
Shigure: "Cut it out, both of you!"
Tohru: (thinking) You mean they talk, too?
Shigure: "Anyway, it's too late for excuses. We might as well tell her the truth. Tohru, I'm a dog. Yuki here, he's a rat. That's Kyo. Don't let his temper scare you, he's got a bit of a chip on his shoulder."
Tohru: "So, this is... normal?"
Shigure: "Strange choice of words, but yes. Our family has lived with this curse for generations. We transform into the twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac."
(Kyo, who was glaring at the wall, turns to glare at Shigure)
Shigure: "Sorry, the twelve animals plus the cat. Anyway, whenever our bodies come under a great deal of stress- or when we're hugged by a member of the opposite sex, we transform. After a little while, we change back... only thing is, uh..."
(all three transform back at that moment)
Shigure continues: "We're naked."
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Shigure: "Tohru, didn't you used to say you wished you could be a cat?
Tohru: "Yeah, uh-huh!"
Shigure: "What's it like, seeing the real thing?"
Tohru: "Right! It's the cat from the Chinese zodiac, like in the story!"
Shigure: "Yes it's hard to believe, I know and I agree the phrase "cat like reflexes" doesn't really apply to him, the way he let you fall on him like that. But he is a cat, albeit clumsier then most. Surprising really, considering the amount of martial arts training he's had. I'm sure he'd tell you the same thing himself if he wasn't so busy brooding like a child…"
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Shigure: "Lemme guess; you lost your temper and yelled at her again, right? You know, you shouldn't do that if you're just going to regret it. Not too bright, now is it?"
Kyo: "Save your breath. I'm just not meant to get along with other people. Period. End of story."
Shigure: "Oh sure, some people just aren't. But you're not one of them. You lack experience, that's all. For example, I'm sure you could smash this table to bits with your bare hands. But I'm equally sure you could punch the table without breaking it. And why is that? Because I know your training has taught you to control your fists... at least I should hope so, after four months of fighting bears and-"
Kyo: "I didn't fight bears!"
Shigure: "My point is, it takes just as much training to get along with people. Only, training by yourself in the mountains won't do you any good. You need to surround yourself with others. As you get to know them, of course you take the chance that you'll end up hurting them, or they'll end up hurting you. One of those things might very well happen. That's the only way we learn... about others, and about ourselves. You're a black-belt in martial arts, but I'd guess you still a white-belt in social skills. Someday, you're going to meet someone that truly wants to be your friend, and you, theirs. But it if you don't keep training, you won't be ready when that happens."
Kyo: "It'll never happen, anyways!"
Shigure: "Uh-uh! Never say never."
Kyo: "Ok, fine. Maybe if I meet someone with brain-damage... or something."
Shigure: "That's the spirit!"
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Kagura: "Kyo! You have to tell me and be honest. Do you love me? Do you hate me? Because I love you, I do! More than anything else in the whole wide world!"
Kyo: "Uh..."
Kagura: "I'll prove it! I'll cook for you every day! I'll do anything! Even if you cheat on me, I can forgive a one time fling!"
Kyo: "Wait. Wait! No!"
Kagura: "No one else loves you this much, do they?"
Kyo: "No!"
Kagura: "No, just me! We should always be together, don't you think?"
(Kagura grabs Kyo by the shirt.)
Kagura: (shaking Kyo) "I just told you what you think, now say something, dammit!"
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Kagura: "You don't understand how a woman feels when she's in love!"
Shigure: "Yes, I do... At least, I've felt enough women to venture a guess."
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Kagura was doing Kyo's laundry, and had wrung his shirt so hard it tears. Kyo shows up.)Kyo: Please tell me you didn't just do what I think you did!?Kagura: (seeing Kyo) My love!Kyo: My shirt! And I really liked this one too.Kagura: You can wear this one.(Kagura offers Kyo another shirt.)Kyo: But it's soaking wet!Kagura: But that's because I washed it.Kyo: Is there anything of mine you didn't wash?!Kagura: Your pants...
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Shigure: "Tohru? What's for breakfast? I'm starving ... Oh. I forgot, our dear sweet Tohru has gone gone away."
Yuki: "That sounded like you forgot on purpose."(I need to type the last part of this quote myself)
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(need to type first part in myself) Yuki: "Maybe it's a good thing she didn't catch me after all; she squeezed that bun so hard all the filling came out!"
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Shigure: "That's lovely. She’s so... how shall I say it? By putting it into words I'm afraid the nobility of it all would only be obscured."
Yuki: "Of what?"
Shigure: "You know, she's so spunky!"
Kyo: "You sick bastard!"
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Shigure: "So I wonder what kind of people Tohru's friends are?"
Kyo: "A yankee and a psychic."
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Yuki: "Since when do we have a rice cooker?"
Tohru: "I found it in the trash!"
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Kyo: "Like once I was walking in the mountains with Kagura when we surrounded by a whole pack of boars! I thought they were gonna eat us!"
(Tohru laughs)
Kyo: "It's not funny!"
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(Momiji is running toward Tohru but is held in place by Kyo’s hand on his head.)
Momiji: "Kyo, you’re just trying to keep Tohru all to yourself because she’s so cute. You probably hug her every day."
Kyo: "What?! Hell no! Who would wanna do that?"
(lets go of Momiji, becoming distracted by embarassment)
Momiji: "Meee!!!"
(Momiji hugs Tohru and transforms.)
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Hatori: "I want you both to give me a simple answer to this question. What is the last letter of the alphabet?"
Kyo and Yuki: "Z."
(Hatori takes a picture while they are "grinning" together.)
Hatori: "Akito wanted me to take a picture of you while I was here. That should be a very nice shot. So long, then."
Momiji: "Bye-bye."
Kyo: "Hatori, come back here!"
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Kana: "Can I ask you a question? When snow melts, what does it become?"
Hatori: "The answer is water, of course."
Kana: "BZZZZZT! Nope! It becomes spring!"
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Hatori: "What do you think snow becomes after it melts?"
Tohru: "What? Um, let's see. It..It becomes spring, doesn't it? No matter how cold it is now, spring will come for sure. Amazing, isn't it? Snow always melts away. Always. I love spring the most."
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Shigure: "I think I'm going to wet my pants."
(Shigure makes his way to the bathroom that has a sign outside. He opens the door.)
Hana: (getting up) "Didn’t you see what the sign said? "Closed for cleaning.""
Shigure: "Uhh. Right, whatever."
Hana: "It’s closed for cleaning."
Shigure: "I just need a minute."
Hana: "Did you know, in many ways the flow of electrical waves through our bodies can be compared to the flow of water. Over 60% of the human body is made up of water. In other words, if you were to round up, people are water. Many people fail to realize this considering the body’s solid appearance. But nonetheless, on the inside, we are essentially a liquid. Water is continually flowing through us; it streams through our veins. It sustains all parts of our bodies: the head, the heart, the stomach, the kidneys, the bladder…"
(Shigure slams the door shut and a gushing sound is heard.)
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Kyo: "Wipe that smug little smirk off your face before I come over there and do it for ya. Yeah, you'll be sorry then, won't ya, and I’ll make you say it."
Yuki: "I'm sorry."
Kyo: "Shut up! You’re a real wise-ass, you know that?"
Yuki: "At least I'm not the noisy idiot who's causing a scene outside the store."
Kyo: "Oh, you've done it now, girly boy! We're taking this outside!"
Yuki: "We already are outside, you stupid cat."
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Hatsuharu: "Well, actually, I left on Sunday with the intention of coming here, but I was swept away into the heart of the dark urban wilderness and it took me three days to find my way out."
Yuki: (sighs) "Why don't you just say that you got lost?"
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Haru: Come on, what’s the matter? Hit me!Kyo: What fight are you watching?! You haven't landed a single punch yet! You hit me!Haru: You got it!Tohru: Somehow, this has turned into a fighting anime.
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The girls start running, but Hana quickly falls.)
Tohru: "Oh, Hana, what's the matter? You okay?"
Hana: "Tohru I’m sorry. I can’t run any farther." (grabs Tohru’s hands) "I’ve done my best, but now I’ve reached the edge of my limits. Run on without me. And don’t worry, I’ll be right behind you the whole time…only walking."
Tohru: "Hana..."
Coach: "Walk, crawl, I don’t care. Just start, Ms. Hanajima."
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Kyo: (to Tohru) What the hell were you doing? Dammit, I was winning and everything!Haru: If I hadn’t had tripped you, you wouldn’t have stopped, would you?Kyo: Haru?Haru: (looking over his left shoulder at the camera) By the way, what I just did was very dangerous. And if that had been anyone other than Kyo, they probably would have been hurt very badly so don’t try this at home.Kyo: Don’t try it here! Who are you even talking to?
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Kagura: I'm here for Valentine's, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together! Kyo: You're not gonna find any lover in this house! Shigure: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed. Kyo: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentine's? Yuki: It's called a calendar.
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Tohru: Oh, but uh. I suppose first I should have asked if they even like chocolate.Shigure: Oh, don't let what Kyo said bother you. You see, he thinks he's being manly, but really, he doesn't have a clue of what true manliness is.(Kyo looks angrier.) Shigure: A real man would have eaten the chocolates without all of this fuss. To refuse a gift, to trample on another person's heart like that. It falls short of being a human being, let alone a man.Tohru: Oh...err...no really. I should have known to get something besides chocolate. Like maybe Fist Crackers or Thunder Rice Cakes. Or I don’t know something more masculine sounding that he would have liked.Shigure: That sound delicious too...Kyo: Fine. I just gotta eat it? Fine! I’ll eat it!(Kyo holds the large chocolate heart and takes a bunch of bites into it.)Kagura: Goodie! Look, Kyo's eating my chocolate!
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Kagura: For some reason he won’t take it from me. Watch.(Kagura presents her chocolate to Kyo)Kagura: Happy Valentine’s Day, Kyo! A Chocolate Heart stuffed full of my love. All for you!Kyo: Keep it! What man in his right mind would eat that girly, sugary crap!Tohru: I'm sorry, but do you…do you really not like chocolate, Kyo?Kyo: No! I hate it!Kagura: (with a scary face) Shut up and eat it!(The screen faces Yuki while puffs of smoke appear in front of him.)Kagura: Did you hear me? I said eat, damn you!Kyo: No means no, Woman!Kagura: Eat It!!Kyo: No!!Kagura: EAT!!!Kyo: Never!!!Kagura: EAT IT!!!Kyo: You’ll have to kill me first!!Kagura: I’m starting to get ANGRY!Kyo: Noo!!
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(After a girl offers Kyo some chocolates.)Kyo: Wait a second. Is today…Valentine’s? (stands up quickly) I’m going home.Girl: What?Kyo: No wait. Home’s dangerous too. A journey! Yeah! I’ll just go someplace far away where no one can find me!(Kyo dashes out of the classroom, but as he reaches the school gate he skids to a halt, and sees Kagura at the gate. Kagura turns and spots him.)Kaugra: Kyo?Kyo: (raising arm slowly) uhhhh.Kagura: Kyo! (extending arms and spinning slow motion) Kyooooo!!!Kyo: (turning around in slow motion to run.) uhhhhh.Kagura: Darling! (back to sprinting at super-fast speed, and angrily) my looooove!!!Kyo: Oh hell! She’s here!
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Kyo: Oh hell! She’s here!Tohru: Why do I get the feeling he’s not happy to see Kagura?Yuki: He's not.
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Kyo: I say we make it a rice ball battle.Student: A battle?Kyo: One-on-one. One round. No holds barred. And even if they get bloody noses, or pull each other’s their arms off, they have to fight for the prize – Rice Balls!(Kyo raises his arm for a cheer.)Students: No way.
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Shigure (after hanging a maid's outfit over the doorframe): Well, here it is; my White Day present for Tohru. Lovely, isn't it? The poor girl's gone far too long without suitable clothing to wear while cleaning the house.Haru (deadpan): It's amazing no one's locked you up yet.
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Tohru: "I don't even know which part I should be more surprised about!"
Momiji: "Be surprised about everything!"
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Yuki: (glaring angrily and holding Ayame in his snake form) You want lunch? Here, skin this and eat it!Shigure: Ah...Is that Aya? It is! But, what is he doing here? (Kyo, in the background, looks scared of Yuki's irked disposition.)Yuki: Never mind, just skin this thing and eat it!
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Black Haru: "You stubborn idiot! What would you do if it was Yuki wearing the girls uniform, huh?"
(An image of Yuki wearing in a girl's uniform appears in Takei's fantasy.)
Yuki: "Haru, cut it out or I'll cut you off!"
Black Haru: "Oh, have my words made you angry?"
Takei: "It's beautiful!"
Yuki: "Stop imagining me!"
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Kyo: Will you shut up and tell us why you’re here?Ayame: Ah. Patience, my dear boy. After all, as my high school drama teacher always used to say. A man’s true strength is found in the friends that support him.(Ayame and Shigure form the "person" character using their index fingers.)Yuki: And what’s your point exactly?Ayame: Hmm, I’m not sure.Kyo and Yuki: Then why’d you say it?!
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Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!"
Yuki: "Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake."
Ayame: "As long as we spend time together."
Yuki: "On second thought, go drown yourself."
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Shigure: "Everything's going to be okay. I've already completed the manuscript. I was just teasing you."
(Mii sobs something undecipherably)
Shigure: "Yes, I understand, take care." (hangs up.)
Shigure: (fake crying) "There I called her. I called my editor. I hope you're happy."
Hatori: "Yes I am. Stop crying."
Shigure: (still crying) "How can I?! You spoiled all my fun!"
Hatori: "You call yourself an adult."
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(Have to fill in the Ayame part myself)Hatori: "I don't think he understood what I meant."Shigure: "No, don't think he did."
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Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film."
Kyo: "Yeah? So what if I didn’t? Like I’d waste my time watching some movie about a bear!"
Yuki: You truly are an idiot."
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Shigure: "Good! Now that that's settled, I thought it might be fun to travel by car. Don't worry, leave all the driving to me."
Yuki: "Shigure, do you even have a license?"
Shigure (after a pause): "Of course I have a licen..."
Yuki and Kyo: "Why'd you have to think about it?"
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Ayame: "From now on, I'm going to impress you with my steadfast determination."
Kyo: "What determination?"
Ayame: "Simple. My determination to forge a bond with my younger brother. Yuki, as your older brother, I command you to respect me!"
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Motoko: "Prince Yuki belongs to all of us!"
Hanajima: "You say that, but if he truly belonged to you, would you be here fighting to hold onto him? You say that you love him, but if you did, would you really want to take his friends away from him? Would you force your will upon him to make yourselves happy, without any regard to his feelings?"
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Hostess: Anyway, the reason I’m here is that we see very little of Kyo in this episode. So the producers thought you might enjoy this little segment we’ve named “Kyo’s corner”.(Footage of Kyo posing, holding his shoulder.)Hostess: As you can see behind me, I’ve edited together a brief “Kyo highlight reel.”(footage changes to Kyo getting his ass kicked by Kagura and everyone else.)Hostess: I sifted through hours of footage of previous episodes, and from that I’ve selected many of Kyo’s greatest moments.(Kyo appears with anger marks on his head.)Hostess: I hope you enjoy the segment as much as I do.Kyo: Hey, how the hell are these supposed to be my greatest moments?!Hostess: (nervously) ha ha haKyo: Don’t “ha ha ha” me? And what’s with this part? It only has you in it!(Ritsu’s mom giggles nervously again.)Hostess: (screaming with large scary face) I’m sorry! I’ll do it again! I never should have put myself into the reel! What was I thinking?! I’m sorry!Director: (voiceover) I told him we shouldn’t have asked her to come.
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Minami: "This is taking it a little too far."
Mio: "I was worried before, but this. Isn’t this like, a crime or something?"
Minami and Mio: (together) "No, this is…this is LOVE!"
(big icon of the word LOVE appears)
Minami: "But…I’m pretty sure it’s still a crime."
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Tohru: (clenching fist decisively) "No, I won't forgive him, even if he apologizes."
(Kyo and Momiji turn their heads in confusion)
Tohru: "He's gonna have to be punished, and that's that."
Hiro: "Punished? What do you think you can do?"
(Tohru silhouette shows thinking dots.)
Tohru: "I can hug you."
(Tohru hugs Hiro, and he transforms.)
Kyo: "Stupid. How is that a punishment?"
Momiji: (giggle) "Hiro's not going to forget this for a long, long time."
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Ritsu: "I’m a complete failure. At everything I do, I’m absolutely worthless. I know this, and yet I continue to burden the human race with my presence. Every day I rob the world of valuable air by breathing. I’m a thief, and I hate myself for it. I don’t deserve to exist. But even though I know it’s the right thing to do, I’m such a useless coward. I don’t even have the courage to jump!"
Tohru: "No, don’t! Don’t jump! It’s okay that you don’t have that kind of courage. The important thing is you’re alive. And life hurts sometimes and sometimes it can be hard, but it won’t always be that way. There’s gotta be a reason for you to live."
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Kazuma: "You said before that you hate it here. Well, I don't believe that's true. You don't hate it...but you're afraid to face what you know you must. So instead...you run away. (grabs Kyo's wrist) "The air that you said was smothering you...you know that it can also heal you. But you refuse to let it. You refuse to let anyone see you for your true self. You're too afraid of what you might lose. You're running away because you're afraid to admit your feelings even to yourself."
Kyo: "You're wrong!"
Kazuma: "And so...I will grasp your hand as you turn to run. And though this path may lead to ruin...I will lead you to its end. Kyo... we will discover now whether your life was truly over before it began."
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Shigure: "So anyway I was wondering if you could come take a look at Tohru’s cut? That is when you think you can spare the time."
Hatori: "Fine. I’ll drop by the house this evening."
Shigure: "Aha! What’s this, Hatori? I don’t think I’ve heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?"
(Shigure’s phone shows three dots slowly appearing from Hatori’s speaker.)
Shigure: "Ah! I guessed right, didn’t I? You naughty, naughty man!"
Hatori: "No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything."
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Ritsu: "I also apologize for not telling you I was a boy when we met. I was too ashamed."
Tohru: "No, it’s okay."
Shigure and Yuki: (thinking) So he does know that dressing like a girl is strange after all.
Tohru: "It didn’t bother me that you were wearing girls’ clothes. In fact, I thought you looked really cute in that dress."
Shigure: "Tohru, I’m not sure that’s really going to help right now."
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Shigure: "She’s great, isn’t she? Yes, right now I’ll bet you're wishing you had a cute little housewife of your very own!"
Hatori: "You know, you really shouldn’t make such stupid comments."
Kyo: "‘Cause I’m gonna knock you through the roof!"
Shigure: "Oh, Kyo, I didn’t see you there."
Kyo: "No one's the little housewife of anyone, got it? And if I hear you say it again, I'm gonna snap you in two!"
Shigure: (tiptoeing away) "Kyo’s scaring me."
Kyo: "Bastard."
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Fangirl #1: "Lovely Prince Yuki..."
Fangirl #2: "Lovely chocolates..."
Fangirl #3: "Chocolates for Prince Yuki..."
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Tohru: "How nice! My first open air bath! And the spring seems almost big enough for someone like Momiji to swim in!"
Kyo: "He is swimming."
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Ayame: "Allow me to explain what happened. I was on my way here, when a sudden chill in the air caused me to transform. In my search for heat, I sensed a warm body drawing near, and naturally, I clung to it...
Yuki:
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Shigure: "What do you have in that bag, a dictionary?"
Yuki: "No, I have two of them."
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Minami: "Ok, start talking! What was that all about, Miss Tohru?!"
Mio: "Why were you walking to school with Prince Yuki? Details, and they better be good!"
Tohru: "It- it was just a coincidence."
(black-haired fangirl): "Well, for your sake, I hope that was was all it was! Ha!"
Minami: "Every girl in Kowaia High, Class 1-D knows Yuki Sohma's the best-looking boy in school."
Mio: "And he's intelligent."
(black-haired fangirl): "And great at sports."
Minami: "And for your info, we are the Prince Yuki Fan Club! We've got first dibs, sister, so you better stay clear!"
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Hostess: (giggling) Excuse me, I'm sorry. You may not remember me from my previous appearance. If you've forgotten, I'm the hostess who manages the Sohma hot spring. (laughing awkwardly) I don't often leave the resort, but today the producers asked me if I might come and introduce master Ayame. So in spite of my shy nature, here I am. (giggle) I'm sorry. I hope my being here isn't an intrusion.(A random script appears.)Hostess: Huh? What do we have here? Oh, I see. The show's already started. What?! We’ve started?! Oh No! What do I do?! Lines. Lines!(Ritsu's mom scatters the script.) Hostess: Oh no! My script! Uh, Master Ayame is.(She ripped a page of her script in half.)Hostess: (screaming and freaking out in front of the camera) Ahhh! I’m taking too long! I was supposed to tell you about his store! I’m sorry! I’ve messed up the introduction! I’m sorry Mr. Director! And all you people watching me at home, I’m so sorry! (camera abruptly turns off)
"It serves you right, You know. What do you really know about the Sohmas? Do you think you understand what it means to be cursed? Do you? I only have a short time left to live...Nothing can change that...I alone carry the full weight of the Zodiac Curse. So you see.... I do understand...I wonder what it was that everyone expected of you. Did they really think you would be able to miraculously save us, somehow? you deserve this pain. But don't you think this is the end of it. I'm going to make you regret you were ever involved with us. I'll make you suffer the way we suffer."-Akito
"To truly love someone, is to always put their feelings before your own...no matter what."- Hana (Saki Hanajima)
"Ah. The sight of that smile is like a million volts down my spine, and what’s more, we both like steamed leeks. It’s as though we’re destined to be together!"-Motoko (Prince Yuki Fan Club President)
"The truth is I didn't want to see it. I didn't want to see him changed like this. I didn't want to know there's a place in his heart that I could never reach. Not when knowing hurts so much. And yet. And yet, I--Seeing Yuki here, smiling like this, it makes me so happy. And I never want him to stop smiling. Even though I know he's not smiling because of me, as much as it hurts to admit."-Motoko (Prince Yuki Fan Club President)
"How stupid can you get? I mean, telling me I’m gonna be a prince? It’s just dumb talk; it’s not like she can back it up. Is she gonna take responsibility if I don’t become one, or if I can’t?"-Hiro
"I'm not sure why I've decided to do this. I'm not any stronger than I was, and nothing else has changed. But all the same, this time I'm not going to run away. It's okay to feel weak sometimes. It's okay to be afraid. The important thing is that we face our fears. That's... that's what makes us strong."-Yuki
"It is an age old custom that members of the royal family should always wear their hair long in honor of the high king Rurubara, who it is said, during the fourth year of his reign, was visited by a divine image-it was Kandra, shimmering with heavenly light of red and gold! Kandra began to chant "Ma Rudu Muni!" And a blue light burst forth from his forehead! At this moment Rurubara's true spirit was set free! And just as the vast springs of his strength and wisdom were swelling within him, so too did his hair begin to sprout forth from his head!"-Ayame
"How the hell can you call wearing a dress "cool"?"- Kyo
"For years, living in Sohma House felt like living in a cage. Akito always liked to keep me a far away from- well, everyone, as he could. But what I wanted was to live a normal life, with normal people. I wanted to move in with Shigure and enroll in this school. I wondered why he let me go, at first. But I soon found out... I could leave the house, but leaving the cage... That wasn't so easy. No, I'm still a Sohma. And no matter how much I might want to, that's something I can never change. I'll always be... different. I know that. What scares me is, if I get too close to someone, they might realize that, too."-Yuki
"Yuki, you look like a girl!"- Momiji
"Damn, those fanclub girls look scary today. They're either about to mug him or eat him, I can't tell which."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)
"Kyo... he's shy when he first meets people, but after he gets to know them, he can open up to them, be himself. Because of what he is, Kyo can never be accepted into the zodiac. But isn't better that he can be accepted, by normal people, for who he is... That, is exactly what I've always wanted. I guess that's why I get so angry with him, because he can't even see what he has. He's blinded by that foolish desire to join the very same family I've spent my whole life trying to run away from."-Yuki
"Ah, welcome home!" (no one answers) "Hi, Shigure. It's good to be home." Is that too much to ask?"-Shigure
"Yes, it is a fever all right, and in my professional medical opinion... you're sick!"-Shigure
"A thousand perfectly lovely things you could have said, but what poetry spews from your mouth? "Any time." Really, Yuki."-Shigure
"I should have known. There was no way I could have joined the others. A rice ball doesn't belong in a fruits basket."- Tohru
"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."-Shigure
"No one really starts out kind. All we know how to do at first is want. We want food, we want attention...it's just natural survival instinct, I guess...but kindness is something that we all have to learn as we go. It's something that grows and develops slowly over time...the same way our bodies do..."-Tohru
"Ah Yuki! As always our destiny is like a rose bush that grows along a black gate. A sweet agony that causes my heart to…"-Motoko (Prince Yuki Fan Club President)
"What kind of idiot knocks on a sliding door? Stop acting so westernized, would you?"-Motoko's Mom
"That reminds me. I thought I sensed Shigure's electric signals coming from the parents section."-Hana (Saki Hanajima)
"Well, I admit he does seem to have an air of mystery about him. And there are some weird stories floating around, too. I hear one of those fanclub girls tried to ask him out once, but he just pushed her away. And I mean that literally. Right in the hall. Then he left her on the floor and ran off."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)
"If I wore a tie, it wouldn't change who I am. If I had no piercings, it wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if my hair was black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your ass!"-Haru (Hotstaharu)
"I would worry, but I don't think her brain damage could get worse."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)
"True kindness isn't something we're born with. It's something we have to work at. Not everyone has it. But I think everyone has the potential. Sometimes you just have to look really close before you can tell it's there."-Kyoko
"Now hold it, Yankee. You're not gonna scare us with that street-thug talk!"-Minami (while shaking in fear)
"One more word, and you'll all get ****ed with electric shocks."-Hana (Saki Hanajima)
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Yuki: "I know the place is dirty. And I realize the idea of living with two strange boys might seem a little awkward. But there is an extra room up stairs, you're welcome to stay there if you like."
Tohru: "No, no, no... Out of the question!"
Yuki: "We’re not that strange."
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Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!"
Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail."
Tohru: "No, no, we've got to do something!"
(Shigure in dog form grabs the letter.)
Mailman: "I wish my dog was as smart. Good day!"
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Kyo: "Dammit! How am I supposed to come up with an excuse if both of you transform too?!"
Yuki: "Don't you dare try to blame this on us, you stupid cat!"
Kyo: "Go ahead, say that again!"
Yuki: "Stupid. Cat."
Kyo: "Why, you little-"
Shigure: "Cut it out, both of you!"
Tohru: (thinking) You mean they talk, too?
Shigure: "Anyway, it's too late for excuses. We might as well tell her the truth. Tohru, I'm a dog. Yuki here, he's a rat. That's Kyo. Don't let his temper scare you, he's got a bit of a chip on his shoulder."
Tohru: "So, this is... normal?"
Shigure: "Strange choice of words, but yes. Our family has lived with this curse for generations. We transform into the twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac."
(Kyo, who was glaring at the wall, turns to glare at Shigure)
Shigure: "Sorry, the twelve animals plus the cat. Anyway, whenever our bodies come under a great deal of stress- or when we're hugged by a member of the opposite sex, we transform. After a little while, we change back... only thing is, uh..."
(all three transform back at that moment)
Shigure continues: "We're naked."
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Shigure: "Tohru, didn't you used to say you wished you could be a cat?
Tohru: "Yeah, uh-huh!"
Shigure: "What's it like, seeing the real thing?"
Tohru: "Right! It's the cat from the Chinese zodiac, like in the story!"
Shigure: "Yes it's hard to believe, I know and I agree the phrase "cat like reflexes" doesn't really apply to him, the way he let you fall on him like that. But he is a cat, albeit clumsier then most. Surprising really, considering the amount of martial arts training he's had. I'm sure he'd tell you the same thing himself if he wasn't so busy brooding like a child…"
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Shigure: "Lemme guess; you lost your temper and yelled at her again, right? You know, you shouldn't do that if you're just going to regret it. Not too bright, now is it?"
Kyo: "Save your breath. I'm just not meant to get along with other people. Period. End of story."
Shigure: "Oh sure, some people just aren't. But you're not one of them. You lack experience, that's all. For example, I'm sure you could smash this table to bits with your bare hands. But I'm equally sure you could punch the table without breaking it. And why is that? Because I know your training has taught you to control your fists... at least I should hope so, after four months of fighting bears and-"
Kyo: "I didn't fight bears!"
Shigure: "My point is, it takes just as much training to get along with people. Only, training by yourself in the mountains won't do you any good. You need to surround yourself with others. As you get to know them, of course you take the chance that you'll end up hurting them, or they'll end up hurting you. One of those things might very well happen. That's the only way we learn... about others, and about ourselves. You're a black-belt in martial arts, but I'd guess you still a white-belt in social skills. Someday, you're going to meet someone that truly wants to be your friend, and you, theirs. But it if you don't keep training, you won't be ready when that happens."
Kyo: "It'll never happen, anyways!"
Shigure: "Uh-uh! Never say never."
Kyo: "Ok, fine. Maybe if I meet someone with brain-damage... or something."
Shigure: "That's the spirit!"
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Kagura: "Kyo! You have to tell me and be honest. Do you love me? Do you hate me? Because I love you, I do! More than anything else in the whole wide world!"
Kyo: "Uh..."
Kagura: "I'll prove it! I'll cook for you every day! I'll do anything! Even if you cheat on me, I can forgive a one time fling!"
Kyo: "Wait. Wait! No!"
Kagura: "No one else loves you this much, do they?"
Kyo: "No!"
Kagura: "No, just me! We should always be together, don't you think?"
(Kagura grabs Kyo by the shirt.)
Kagura: (shaking Kyo) "I just told you what you think, now say something, dammit!"
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Kagura: "You don't understand how a woman feels when she's in love!"
Shigure: "Yes, I do... At least, I've felt enough women to venture a guess."
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Kagura was doing Kyo's laundry, and had wrung his shirt so hard it tears. Kyo shows up.)Kyo: Please tell me you didn't just do what I think you did!?Kagura: (seeing Kyo) My love!Kyo: My shirt! And I really liked this one too.Kagura: You can wear this one.(Kagura offers Kyo another shirt.)Kyo: But it's soaking wet!Kagura: But that's because I washed it.Kyo: Is there anything of mine you didn't wash?!Kagura: Your pants...
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Shigure: "Tohru? What's for breakfast? I'm starving ... Oh. I forgot, our dear sweet Tohru has gone gone away."
Yuki: "That sounded like you forgot on purpose."(I need to type the last part of this quote myself)
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(need to type first part in myself) Yuki: "Maybe it's a good thing she didn't catch me after all; she squeezed that bun so hard all the filling came out!"
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Shigure: "That's lovely. She’s so... how shall I say it? By putting it into words I'm afraid the nobility of it all would only be obscured."
Yuki: "Of what?"
Shigure: "You know, she's so spunky!"
Kyo: "You sick bastard!"
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Shigure: "So I wonder what kind of people Tohru's friends are?"
Kyo: "A yankee and a psychic."
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Yuki: "Since when do we have a rice cooker?"
Tohru: "I found it in the trash!"
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Kyo: "Like once I was walking in the mountains with Kagura when we surrounded by a whole pack of boars! I thought they were gonna eat us!"
(Tohru laughs)
Kyo: "It's not funny!"
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(Momiji is running toward Tohru but is held in place by Kyo’s hand on his head.)
Momiji: "Kyo, you’re just trying to keep Tohru all to yourself because she’s so cute. You probably hug her every day."
Kyo: "What?! Hell no! Who would wanna do that?"
(lets go of Momiji, becoming distracted by embarassment)
Momiji: "Meee!!!"
(Momiji hugs Tohru and transforms.)
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Hatori: "I want you both to give me a simple answer to this question. What is the last letter of the alphabet?"
Kyo and Yuki: "Z."
(Hatori takes a picture while they are "grinning" together.)
Hatori: "Akito wanted me to take a picture of you while I was here. That should be a very nice shot. So long, then."
Momiji: "Bye-bye."
Kyo: "Hatori, come back here!"
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Kana: "Can I ask you a question? When snow melts, what does it become?"
Hatori: "The answer is water, of course."
Kana: "BZZZZZT! Nope! It becomes spring!"
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Hatori: "What do you think snow becomes after it melts?"
Tohru: "What? Um, let's see. It..It becomes spring, doesn't it? No matter how cold it is now, spring will come for sure. Amazing, isn't it? Snow always melts away. Always. I love spring the most."
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Shigure: "I think I'm going to wet my pants."
(Shigure makes his way to the bathroom that has a sign outside. He opens the door.)
Hana: (getting up) "Didn’t you see what the sign said? "Closed for cleaning.""
Shigure: "Uhh. Right, whatever."
Hana: "It’s closed for cleaning."
Shigure: "I just need a minute."
Hana: "Did you know, in many ways the flow of electrical waves through our bodies can be compared to the flow of water. Over 60% of the human body is made up of water. In other words, if you were to round up, people are water. Many people fail to realize this considering the body’s solid appearance. But nonetheless, on the inside, we are essentially a liquid. Water is continually flowing through us; it streams through our veins. It sustains all parts of our bodies: the head, the heart, the stomach, the kidneys, the bladder…"
(Shigure slams the door shut and a gushing sound is heard.)
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Kyo: "Wipe that smug little smirk off your face before I come over there and do it for ya. Yeah, you'll be sorry then, won't ya, and I’ll make you say it."
Yuki: "I'm sorry."
Kyo: "Shut up! You’re a real wise-ass, you know that?"
Yuki: "At least I'm not the noisy idiot who's causing a scene outside the store."
Kyo: "Oh, you've done it now, girly boy! We're taking this outside!"
Yuki: "We already are outside, you stupid cat."
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Hatsuharu: "Well, actually, I left on Sunday with the intention of coming here, but I was swept away into the heart of the dark urban wilderness and it took me three days to find my way out."
Yuki: (sighs) "Why don't you just say that you got lost?"
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Haru: Come on, what’s the matter? Hit me!Kyo: What fight are you watching?! You haven't landed a single punch yet! You hit me!Haru: You got it!Tohru: Somehow, this has turned into a fighting anime.
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The girls start running, but Hana quickly falls.)
Tohru: "Oh, Hana, what's the matter? You okay?"
Hana: "Tohru I’m sorry. I can’t run any farther." (grabs Tohru’s hands) "I’ve done my best, but now I’ve reached the edge of my limits. Run on without me. And don’t worry, I’ll be right behind you the whole time…only walking."
Tohru: "Hana..."
Coach: "Walk, crawl, I don’t care. Just start, Ms. Hanajima."
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Kyo: (to Tohru) What the hell were you doing? Dammit, I was winning and everything!Haru: If I hadn’t had tripped you, you wouldn’t have stopped, would you?Kyo: Haru?Haru: (looking over his left shoulder at the camera) By the way, what I just did was very dangerous. And if that had been anyone other than Kyo, they probably would have been hurt very badly so don’t try this at home.Kyo: Don’t try it here! Who are you even talking to?
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Kagura: I'm here for Valentine's, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together! Kyo: You're not gonna find any lover in this house! Shigure: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed. Kyo: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentine's? Yuki: It's called a calendar.
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Tohru: Oh, but uh. I suppose first I should have asked if they even like chocolate.Shigure: Oh, don't let what Kyo said bother you. You see, he thinks he's being manly, but really, he doesn't have a clue of what true manliness is.(Kyo looks angrier.) Shigure: A real man would have eaten the chocolates without all of this fuss. To refuse a gift, to trample on another person's heart like that. It falls short of being a human being, let alone a man.Tohru: Oh...err...no really. I should have known to get something besides chocolate. Like maybe Fist Crackers or Thunder Rice Cakes. Or I don’t know something more masculine sounding that he would have liked.Shigure: That sound delicious too...Kyo: Fine. I just gotta eat it? Fine! I’ll eat it!(Kyo holds the large chocolate heart and takes a bunch of bites into it.)Kagura: Goodie! Look, Kyo's eating my chocolate!
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Kagura: For some reason he won’t take it from me. Watch.(Kagura presents her chocolate to Kyo)Kagura: Happy Valentine’s Day, Kyo! A Chocolate Heart stuffed full of my love. All for you!Kyo: Keep it! What man in his right mind would eat that girly, sugary crap!Tohru: I'm sorry, but do you…do you really not like chocolate, Kyo?Kyo: No! I hate it!Kagura: (with a scary face) Shut up and eat it!(The screen faces Yuki while puffs of smoke appear in front of him.)Kagura: Did you hear me? I said eat, damn you!Kyo: No means no, Woman!Kagura: Eat It!!Kyo: No!!Kagura: EAT!!!Kyo: Never!!!Kagura: EAT IT!!!Kyo: You’ll have to kill me first!!Kagura: I’m starting to get ANGRY!Kyo: Noo!!
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(After a girl offers Kyo some chocolates.)Kyo: Wait a second. Is today…Valentine’s? (stands up quickly) I’m going home.Girl: What?Kyo: No wait. Home’s dangerous too. A journey! Yeah! I’ll just go someplace far away where no one can find me!(Kyo dashes out of the classroom, but as he reaches the school gate he skids to a halt, and sees Kagura at the gate. Kagura turns and spots him.)Kaugra: Kyo?Kyo: (raising arm slowly) uhhhh.Kagura: Kyo! (extending arms and spinning slow motion) Kyooooo!!!Kyo: (turning around in slow motion to run.) uhhhhh.Kagura: Darling! (back to sprinting at super-fast speed, and angrily) my looooove!!!Kyo: Oh hell! She’s here!
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Kyo: Oh hell! She’s here!Tohru: Why do I get the feeling he’s not happy to see Kagura?Yuki: He's not.
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Kyo: I say we make it a rice ball battle.Student: A battle?Kyo: One-on-one. One round. No holds barred. And even if they get bloody noses, or pull each other’s their arms off, they have to fight for the prize – Rice Balls!(Kyo raises his arm for a cheer.)Students: No way.
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Shigure (after hanging a maid's outfit over the doorframe): Well, here it is; my White Day present for Tohru. Lovely, isn't it? The poor girl's gone far too long without suitable clothing to wear while cleaning the house.Haru (deadpan): It's amazing no one's locked you up yet.
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Tohru: "I don't even know which part I should be more surprised about!"
Momiji: "Be surprised about everything!"
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Yuki: (glaring angrily and holding Ayame in his snake form) You want lunch? Here, skin this and eat it!Shigure: Ah...Is that Aya? It is! But, what is he doing here? (Kyo, in the background, looks scared of Yuki's irked disposition.)Yuki: Never mind, just skin this thing and eat it!
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Black Haru: "You stubborn idiot! What would you do if it was Yuki wearing the girls uniform, huh?"
(An image of Yuki wearing in a girl's uniform appears in Takei's fantasy.)
Yuki: "Haru, cut it out or I'll cut you off!"
Black Haru: "Oh, have my words made you angry?"
Takei: "It's beautiful!"
Yuki: "Stop imagining me!"
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Kyo: Will you shut up and tell us why you’re here?Ayame: Ah. Patience, my dear boy. After all, as my high school drama teacher always used to say. A man’s true strength is found in the friends that support him.(Ayame and Shigure form the "person" character using their index fingers.)Yuki: And what’s your point exactly?Ayame: Hmm, I’m not sure.Kyo and Yuki: Then why’d you say it?!
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Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!"
Yuki: "Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake."
Ayame: "As long as we spend time together."
Yuki: "On second thought, go drown yourself."
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Shigure: "Everything's going to be okay. I've already completed the manuscript. I was just teasing you."
(Mii sobs something undecipherably)
Shigure: "Yes, I understand, take care." (hangs up.)
Shigure: (fake crying) "There I called her. I called my editor. I hope you're happy."
Hatori: "Yes I am. Stop crying."
Shigure: (still crying) "How can I?! You spoiled all my fun!"
Hatori: "You call yourself an adult."
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(Have to fill in the Ayame part myself)Hatori: "I don't think he understood what I meant."Shigure: "No, don't think he did."
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Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film."
Kyo: "Yeah? So what if I didn’t? Like I’d waste my time watching some movie about a bear!"
Yuki: You truly are an idiot."
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Shigure: "Good! Now that that's settled, I thought it might be fun to travel by car. Don't worry, leave all the driving to me."
Yuki: "Shigure, do you even have a license?"
Shigure (after a pause): "Of course I have a licen..."
Yuki and Kyo: "Why'd you have to think about it?"
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Ayame: "From now on, I'm going to impress you with my steadfast determination."
Kyo: "What determination?"
Ayame: "Simple. My determination to forge a bond with my younger brother. Yuki, as your older brother, I command you to respect me!"
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Motoko: "Prince Yuki belongs to all of us!"
Hanajima: "You say that, but if he truly belonged to you, would you be here fighting to hold onto him? You say that you love him, but if you did, would you really want to take his friends away from him? Would you force your will upon him to make yourselves happy, without any regard to his feelings?"
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Hostess: Anyway, the reason I’m here is that we see very little of Kyo in this episode. So the producers thought you might enjoy this little segment we’ve named “Kyo’s corner”.(Footage of Kyo posing, holding his shoulder.)Hostess: As you can see behind me, I’ve edited together a brief “Kyo highlight reel.”(footage changes to Kyo getting his ass kicked by Kagura and everyone else.)Hostess: I sifted through hours of footage of previous episodes, and from that I’ve selected many of Kyo’s greatest moments.(Kyo appears with anger marks on his head.)Hostess: I hope you enjoy the segment as much as I do.Kyo: Hey, how the hell are these supposed to be my greatest moments?!Hostess: (nervously) ha ha haKyo: Don’t “ha ha ha” me? And what’s with this part? It only has you in it!(Ritsu’s mom giggles nervously again.)Hostess: (screaming with large scary face) I’m sorry! I’ll do it again! I never should have put myself into the reel! What was I thinking?! I’m sorry!Director: (voiceover) I told him we shouldn’t have asked her to come.
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Minami: "This is taking it a little too far."
Mio: "I was worried before, but this. Isn’t this like, a crime or something?"
Minami and Mio: (together) "No, this is…this is LOVE!"
(big icon of the word LOVE appears)
Minami: "But…I’m pretty sure it’s still a crime."
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Tohru: (clenching fist decisively) "No, I won't forgive him, even if he apologizes."
(Kyo and Momiji turn their heads in confusion)
Tohru: "He's gonna have to be punished, and that's that."
Hiro: "Punished? What do you think you can do?"
(Tohru silhouette shows thinking dots.)
Tohru: "I can hug you."
(Tohru hugs Hiro, and he transforms.)
Kyo: "Stupid. How is that a punishment?"
Momiji: (giggle) "Hiro's not going to forget this for a long, long time."
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Ritsu: "I’m a complete failure. At everything I do, I’m absolutely worthless. I know this, and yet I continue to burden the human race with my presence. Every day I rob the world of valuable air by breathing. I’m a thief, and I hate myself for it. I don’t deserve to exist. But even though I know it’s the right thing to do, I’m such a useless coward. I don’t even have the courage to jump!"
Tohru: "No, don’t! Don’t jump! It’s okay that you don’t have that kind of courage. The important thing is you’re alive. And life hurts sometimes and sometimes it can be hard, but it won’t always be that way. There’s gotta be a reason for you to live."
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Kazuma: "You said before that you hate it here. Well, I don't believe that's true. You don't hate it...but you're afraid to face what you know you must. So instead...you run away. (grabs Kyo's wrist) "The air that you said was smothering you...you know that it can also heal you. But you refuse to let it. You refuse to let anyone see you for your true self. You're too afraid of what you might lose. You're running away because you're afraid to admit your feelings even to yourself."
Kyo: "You're wrong!"
Kazuma: "And so...I will grasp your hand as you turn to run. And though this path may lead to ruin...I will lead you to its end. Kyo... we will discover now whether your life was truly over before it began."
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Shigure: "So anyway I was wondering if you could come take a look at Tohru’s cut? That is when you think you can spare the time."
Hatori: "Fine. I’ll drop by the house this evening."
Shigure: "Aha! What’s this, Hatori? I don’t think I’ve heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?"
(Shigure’s phone shows three dots slowly appearing from Hatori’s speaker.)
Shigure: "Ah! I guessed right, didn’t I? You naughty, naughty man!"
Hatori: "No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything."
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Ritsu: "I also apologize for not telling you I was a boy when we met. I was too ashamed."
Tohru: "No, it’s okay."
Shigure and Yuki: (thinking) So he does know that dressing like a girl is strange after all.
Tohru: "It didn’t bother me that you were wearing girls’ clothes. In fact, I thought you looked really cute in that dress."
Shigure: "Tohru, I’m not sure that’s really going to help right now."
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Shigure: "She’s great, isn’t she? Yes, right now I’ll bet you're wishing you had a cute little housewife of your very own!"
Hatori: "You know, you really shouldn’t make such stupid comments."
Kyo: "‘Cause I’m gonna knock you through the roof!"
Shigure: "Oh, Kyo, I didn’t see you there."
Kyo: "No one's the little housewife of anyone, got it? And if I hear you say it again, I'm gonna snap you in two!"
Shigure: (tiptoeing away) "Kyo’s scaring me."
Kyo: "Bastard."
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Fangirl #1: "Lovely Prince Yuki..."
Fangirl #2: "Lovely chocolates..."
Fangirl #3: "Chocolates for Prince Yuki..."
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Tohru: "How nice! My first open air bath! And the spring seems almost big enough for someone like Momiji to swim in!"
Kyo: "He is swimming."
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Ayame: "Allow me to explain what happened. I was on my way here, when a sudden chill in the air caused me to transform. In my search for heat, I sensed a warm body drawing near, and naturally, I clung to it...
Yuki:
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Shigure: "What do you have in that bag, a dictionary?"
Yuki: "No, I have two of them."
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Minami: "Ok, start talking! What was that all about, Miss Tohru?!"
Mio: "Why were you walking to school with Prince Yuki? Details, and they better be good!"
Tohru: "It- it was just a coincidence."
(black-haired fangirl): "Well, for your sake, I hope that was was all it was! Ha!"
Minami: "Every girl in Kowaia High, Class 1-D knows Yuki Sohma's the best-looking boy in school."
Mio: "And he's intelligent."
(black-haired fangirl): "And great at sports."
Minami: "And for your info, we are the Prince Yuki Fan Club! We've got first dibs, sister, so you better stay clear!"
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Hostess: (giggling) Excuse me, I'm sorry. You may not remember me from my previous appearance. If you've forgotten, I'm the hostess who manages the Sohma hot spring. (laughing awkwardly) I don't often leave the resort, but today the producers asked me if I might come and introduce master Ayame. So in spite of my shy nature, here I am. (giggle) I'm sorry. I hope my being here isn't an intrusion.(A random script appears.)Hostess: Huh? What do we have here? Oh, I see. The show's already started. What?! We’ve started?! Oh No! What do I do?! Lines. Lines!(Ritsu's mom scatters the script.) Hostess: Oh no! My script! Uh, Master Ayame is.(She ripped a page of her script in half.)Hostess: (screaming and freaking out in front of the camera) Ahhh! I’m taking too long! I was supposed to tell you about his store! I’m sorry! I’ve messed up the introduction! I’m sorry Mr. Director! And all you people watching me at home, I’m so sorry! (camera abruptly turns off)
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Part X
"Kurama! Take off your clothes!" - Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho Yes, PLEASE! It won't remove the curse, but I'D certainly enjoy it!
"I'm not a fighter of good. It's just that I hate people who are bad."- Genkai from Yu Yu Hakusho That makes you a judgemental fighter, then.
"You rose to the challenge, It seems you haven't lost your spirit power. You just needed a kick in the ass." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"There is no one who does not carry scars on their heart. If there were someone in the world like that, it would be a shallow soul." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho the Movie 2 this is Hiei's best quote
"The air in this town is thick with energy, demon insects flock to it like sharks to an open wound, a sign of things to come or is the danger already here?" -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"This wind coming in feels like home, it's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood and the rotting flesh of decaying corpses. Look at it. The gateway to demon world will be open soon. Maybe I'll return home." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"So this is the entrance to hell. It's drearier than I imagined." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho That's not hard. You have no imagination, Hiei.
"I'm sure your minty-fresh breath was well worth the delay." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Well, I did use Colgate...
"Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic."- Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho hey, it works
"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho No.
"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho don't ask me... ask your pet gerbil- wait, that's your sister?
"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho You know, I think so.
"Death is not the answer. There is no pride nor redemption in that." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho No, but it's easy.
"I’ve been under too much stress lately. Killing you should get a good remedy." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Are you aware you're psychotic, Hiei?
"What? Now I'm not even allowed to kill the bad humans? It's a few inches from his heart, if that's what you're worried about." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Mmm... ok, go ahead. But you'll be taking all the blame, got it?
"You're in no shape to be playing the hero."-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho it's not like you would do it instead
"You already have your fox, your clown, and your hag, I'm a moot point... This is your world to look after, not mine, I don't intend to hinder your cause, but i'm not gonna help it either."-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho He ends up doing so anyway, of course.
"So go, save the human world. Or don't, I don't really care. Either way I'm fine with the outcome." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho 'Course not. You just live here.
"As much as I can't stand the humans, I think I loathe tourists even more." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Like I care.
"Touch me and I break your wrist." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho I'll use a stick to touch you then *poke*
"No three letter word could rule my fate.... HOT!"-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho he's talking about his right arm, by the way
"Let me ask you a philosophical question. If you take the lives of your six other selves in order to save yourself, is it murder?" - Suzaku from Yu Yu Hakusho Does it matter when you're going to kill the person you're asking this question anyways?
"Disgusting isn't it? The way humans manage to bastardize everything they touch." -Gama whatever, make up-boy
"What is this? I'm as weak as my mom!"-Yusuke You call that weak?
"I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any spirit surprises!"- Yusuke
"That's it! Using my head as a trampoline is where I draw the line!" - Kuwabara
"What are the chances of a demon being a total wuss?"-Yusuke About the same as you not beating him in a televised battle of Good vs. Evil.
"How can you be grim if you say 'bingo' all the time?"- Yusuke
"I'm gonna mess your face up so bad the kittens won't even look at you!"- Kuwabara
"I've been pathetic."-Yusuke
"Fine! You heard fox boy! There's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin... yes sir. I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice big shiny first place medal, sit in the sun and have a stupendous stupid day darn it."- Yusuke
"I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says so otherwise. Meow."-Botan
"I'm a jerk and I'm sorry for everything. So, just hit me, okay?"- Yusuke
"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize. The hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"- Jin
"After all the explosions, a stink wakes him."-Kurama
"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain. "-Hiei
"You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?"-Kuwabara
"I can't believe he walked into that trap on his own."- Kurama
"Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?"- Yusuke
"Gladly, you patronizing jack-ass."-Genkai
"You really care about Yusuke, in your own messed up way. You've been teaching him too. He's like a son to me, maybe you think the same."- Genkai
"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho (he's talking about his right arm, by the way)
"Don't stay here trying to figure me out. You have a job to do. Your apprentice Urameshi can still be stronger. But he could still go the wrong way too, like me. Maybe he'll actually listen to you, the way I could not."-Younger Torugo
"Your so full of crap! 'I don't care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to resucue us when we needed you must you big softie, or should I say little softie."- Yusuke
"I should have slit his throat when I had the chance. "-Hiei
"All you needed was a good kick in the ass." - Hiei
"Listen to me as closely as you can you two: I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all."-Hiei
"That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats."-Yusuke
"Hey, that's weird. I didn't know you had a little sis, Hiei. I bet she's a pint size pain in the you know what just like you, probably ugly too."-Kuwabara
"But more importantly, we answered the question. Boxers or briefs?"-Yusuke
"The stupidity is making me nauseous." -Hiei
"If you had used that lump three feet above your butt you would've held on to your soul. *looks at Hiei* Make that two feet for you."-Genkai
"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid."-Yusuke
"Today did start off weird. I went to school..."-Yusuke
"No, it's not a chicken egg, and I can assure you what will come out of here won't be a chicken."-Koenma
"My ordeal is a chicken egg?"-Yusuke
"You know, I can't stand it when guys pick on people weaker than them. But, I guess I'll do that to you anyway!"-Kuwabara
"Doesn't this guy have a life besides tormenting kids?"-Yusuke
"Yusuke's all covered with junk. What kind of parent leaves their child like this? I swear, this should be some kind of felony!"-Keiko It is in America
"That was quite an entrance. Who the hell are you?"-Yusuke
"Why do you say things you don't mean?"- Botan
"Heh! Those guys just like to keep you waiting to make you think that they're important. Besides how busy can a toddler be?"-Yusuke
"Go! Go! Faster you wimp! Get out of my way, stupid green car guy!"-Kuwabara
"What's your problem, get back on the ground. I hit you too hard for you to be on your feet!"-Yusuke
"She's done this every morning since I came back to life. Well, I guess it beats being passed out on the floor."- Yusuke
"Sorry, but I don't have time to be arrested."- Kurama
"See, Hiei? That's what I'm talking about! Yap! Yap! Yap! Like you're some kind of pro wrestler! And then what happens! You have to eat up all your words! It's pretty dumb."-Yusuke
"That evil laugh is really starting to piss me off!"-Yusuke
"All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist. In reality, you're really just a lucky fool."-Kurama
"Those who won, please follow me! Those who lost, please get lost!"-Genkai
"The only difference between larger fighters is that they are louder when they whine. Can't you blockheads understand? I'm just trying to save you from embarrassment. " - Genkai
"It's just crummy chump change compared to all the days Urameshi ran my head into the concrete." -Kuwabara
"I am a psychic, not a saint." -Genkai
"Yes, you little crap that's exactly what I expect. You must use your Spirit Awareness to see. Use weapons if you've got 'em. Hit them where you like, anything goes. The winner is the one who can walk back alive."-Genkai
"Getting blown to pieces is really going to piss me off!"- Yusuke
"My name is Kuroda. I'm a contract killer."-Kuroda
"From here on, you can forget about sympathy! The final test will a be a tournament between the eight of you, until one is standing. You will fight until your opponent is dead or incapacitated. I don't care which."-Genkai
"The reality is that he can't see and he's about to get canned."-Genkai
"Ahhhh! I've been turned into an insect!" -Kuwabara
"All right, you little shrimp baby! Batter's up!" - Kuwabara
"If you're going to disguise yourself, why not look cooler?" - Yusuke
"Yusuke not only proved he is strong, but he proved I made an excellent choice in making him Spirit Detective." -Koenma
"This has always been the hardest part, choosing which technique to destroy my opponent." -Rando
"Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through this big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villians! Fish food!" - Yusuke
"You have caused me pain. I do not like that." - Rando Deal with it, wimp.
"Helping is not the right word. Koenma may reguard us as equals, but I do not Once inside the castle, I suggest you let us do the work. As far as I'm concerned, we're baby sitting."-Hiei
"Let's avoid fighting. You're not worth it."-Hiei
"This is going to be pretty lame if we get killed before we reach the stupid castle!"- Yusuke
"Look, we all know I can see supernatural stuff a whole lot better than Yusuke, and I'm not just gonna sit around my house, while Urameshi doesn't see things, and lets monsters and bugs take over my town. Because I'm Kuwabara, and in case you forgot, I've got a sword! " -Kuwabara
"I don't like it! It smells girly!" -Kuwabara
"I guess he should be a manly-man like you and be obsessed with kittens?" -Yusuke
"He has no strategy. He's just swinging his sword with the grace of a flyswatter. That's no way to survive."-Hiei Um, Hiei? Swords are antiquated in the human world. I'm willing to bet he's never fought with one before.
"It is not wise to say such things to your executioner."-Seiryu
"It's unfair! We're protecting the world but who's protecting us?"-Yusuke
"I feel like we're walking into a pizza oven."-Yusuke
"Oh, please, sir, not spankings!" - Koenma's personal Blue Ogre assistant
"It seems we have found a maze in Maze Castle." -Hiei
"Here's the deal, pull your zombies off Keiko and then I'll only pull out one of your lungs."-Yusuke
"I just hit a teacher!" - Keiko
"You should feel most fortunate, Yusuke. Not everyone's girlfriend gets to star in a horror movie." -Suzaku
"You give up on everything because you cannot commit to anything." -Genkai
"I've had dealings with Cultivated Humans before. They do not feel pain or fear."- Hiei Gee, I wonder how he knew that?
"Out of this whole plan, you made one stupid mistake. You went and pissed me off!" -Yusuke
"Your girlfriend has become a pincushion. There's no need to be sentimental. It's your turn."-Suzaku
"In order to properly fuse you with the Jagan Eye, I have to keep your arms and hands strapped to the table so you don't rip out your eyes." -Shigure
"They're just afraid of justice!"- Hiei
"Hiei cannot prepare you for the viciousness of the fights. Your weakness and his honor make him go easy on you, I will not." -Kurama
"That Yusuke Urameshi boy is very intriguing. He lacks the fighting experience, but could be a dangerous weapon." -Younger Toguro "I am a rogue and a convicted criminal. Even you have had to come and capture me, do you think she'd be happy to know that her long-lost brother is a felon? It's best to watch her from a distance."-Hiei "I'm sorry, when I kill people I'm used to them staying dead."-Yusuke "Fool! There can't be an earthquake on water." -Hiei "He's more or less unbeatable." -Zeru "It most certainly isn't pleasant being called a traitor by creatures you've never met."-Kurama "Not every closed case comes with a happy ending." -Botan "Oh, the handsome ones are so mean!" -Botan "I'm Koenma. I'm very cool." -Koenma "Why does everything you say make me want to bash your face in?!"-Kuwabara (this was obviously said to Hiei) "He's clearly no match for Kurama. What a joke of a round. It's a pity you couldn't have taken him and let Kurama deal with the little child and his yo-yo's."-Hiei "I just want to set the record straight before we get this thing going. Basically I'm a really good person, and the only thing I stink at is paper,rock,scissors." -Chu "Goodness! That fight was so intense that I don't even remember eating my squid on a stick! Who's up for a second helping?" -Koenma
"You should have never insulted the Jagan Eye, because you see, in a way it has it's own mind and loathes disrespect. Resisting it is not something I would do."-Hiei
"I have the power to pull you into oblivion. I assume just my right arm will do."-Hiei
"Yes, and his speed only adds to the problem. Good luck trying to hit him."- Hiei
"I wonder if vomiting was Chu’s secret technique?" -Koenma
"If you idiots got something to say, say it! But say it to my face, or else say it to my fist!" - Yusuke
"You act really senseless for a smart girl."-Botan
"I'm sorry, I used my right. Next time I'll use my left to be fair." -Kurama
"You were wrong on two accounts. Even the hardest substance can be broken when crashed into itself. And the ability to feel pain is not a weakness, it's a strength. Pain tells a creature its vulnerabilities, and not to expose them to attack. Your robot is dead. And so, I'm afraid, are you."-Kurama
"I've never seen anything so impressive in my life. To them it's like nothing else exists. Such focus and such pain. I wish that were me in there. It's no longer a fight between two guys now. This is the stuff legends are made of. I could watch them fight for hours." -Kuwabara
"As far as I’m aware Koenma doesn’t have any brothers, and I should know, I’m him. As a cool teenager!"-Koenma
"Yesterday, I saw Yusuke in a way I've never seen before. Every thing about him was so genuinely happy, and I don't mean a smile or a laugh. I mean true happiness. Ever since we were kids, Yusuke's never belonged, and here, it's dangerous, but it's like, he's home."-Keiko
"It's against my code killing innocent people!" -Kuwabara
"Oh, shove it where it hurts!" -Yusuke
"Yo, Kuwabara! Thanks for helping out Yusuke all the time. It's nice."-Koenma
"You never asked me what gave my makeup its power, what made it different than the makeup of those human fools. The difference is the main ingredient, Kurama. It's made of my blood."-Gama That's some tasty lipstick, Gama!
"Even with my arms and legs bound, you are in no shape to fight me. Don't die pointlessly Gama. You're too intelligent for that."-Kurama Perhaps he is, but he's also a team-player.
"Only an amatuer depends on arms and legs for victory." -Kurama He's right. If I depended on my arms and legs, I'd have been dead at age 3... I use my mind and vocal chords.
"If you don't mind me asking, what exactly have you done to me?"-Kurama "You really are dangerous, aren't you? I haven't been making direct hits. You've been blocking your vital points with your own body. You must be very old. Experienced, perhaps, as I am."- Toya " I too, have lived many years in shadow. I just hoped your life could be more noble, than mine has been."-Kurama "It seems that I have gotten to know you quite well in such a short fight, and I rather like you. Let's not have this slaying ruin our friendship."-Toya "I see. You noticed inklings of your energy inside your blood. Only one problem, to release enough to beat me you'd have to bleed yourself dry!"-Toya "I've fought my share of ice warriors. Seiryu the Blue Dragon fell to my sword quickly enough, but he was no master. He was a fool, who thought he could get by on half of his lessons. But if there is any true ice master, anyone who completed the full training that his master intended and knows the art of ice, it is Toya." -Hiei "Lucky eyes you got."-Jin "Here we go, Jin. I can't say my ears are pointing up, but I'm looking forward to this challenge." -Yusuke "You know, one of these days I'm gonna fight someone who talks like a normal person!"- Yusuke "Cheer up Baken, your brain's just small. It's not your fault you can't remember all those things you did to Kurama. So I'm gonna refresh your memory by using your body as an example!" -Yusuke "I think bone cracking is a good sign to rest." -Botan "Took a punch straight in the face just for a chance to kick me. He's a crazy rat for sure." -Jin "Article 4: Fighters are outside the ring when any part of their body comes in contact with any solid surface other than the ring itself, and air is not solid. Stick to what you're good at honey, like dying your hair unnatural colors for instance. " - Koto (a.k.a. the announcer, whom I nicknamed fox-kitty) "Just laughing. It seems you don't know brothers very well, Botan." -Kurama "There's no way I can deflect both of those with my Spirit Gun. Spirit Grenade Launcher maybe, but definitely not a gun." -Yusuke "Doesn't matter in the ending Urameshi. Fight we had was nice and I see ya like myself. Two whirlwinds doesn't mean I hate ya, only means I have respect." -Jin "Well that's the biggest crap job I've ever heard in my life!" -Botan "All right Yusuke, you've tried everything else. Time to be stupid." -Yusuke "Look at it this way, if demons did have toilets, would you really want to sit on 'em?"-Shizuru "It's not often a guy gets a chance like this, maybe they'll name a city block after me."-Kuwabara "Your heroics are quite misplaced. All you'll win is a grave." -Risho "Don't sneak up on me when I'm breathin' hard, okay?!" - Kuwabawa "There's only one person who calls me by my first name!"-Kuwabara "Don't just let that creep wail on you, show some friggin' balls!"-Yusuke "Since when did you fill in in all the right places?" - Yusuke (edited version of quote below) "Is it just these pants or did you really get a nice ass?" - Yusuke (unedited version of quote above) "If you have any noble plans to stop me, I suggest you write your will. I'm not leaving without a war." -Hiei "Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice box."-Hiei "Watch it kid, I can still destroy you." -Genkai "When I see Yusuke’s disposition I see scales and beady eyes, but cute and furry’s another way to go." -Botan "What is that rediculous appendage growing out of your head?"-Hiei "Fate makes a choice."-Shishiwakamaru "That's very unsanitary. Do you know how many demons that blade has cut through?" - Hiei "Um, can we please get a clean up crew to pick up this body? That isn't part of the referee job is it?" - Juri (secondary announcer, a... some sort demon have to do with fish) "Careful, fate may have a sense of humor." - Shishiwakamaru "'Yoko has returned!', they cry..." - Yoko Kurama "Did you say Yoko? Yoko the spirit fox, Yoko the legendary bandit Yoko?! What did you do with Kurama, I liked him a lot better!"- Uraurishima "Maybe you don't understand the concept of 'force field'." - Hiei "Each branch of this tree has a mouth, and each mouth of the branch has saliva that will melt your bones in under a minute, though the pain will make every second seem like it's own eternity to you." -Yoko Kurama "Fifteen years ago, the spirit fox, Yoko Kurama, was thought to have been killed while escaping from a botched burglary. In desperation, he hid himself in your world, using a human body to slowly recover his energy. He thought no one would find him... I did." - Hiei "There is no room for your fantasies of denial, little vermin. Be assured, I am alive." - Yoko Kurama "Gee man, you really didn't have a childhood, huh?" -Kuwabara "I almost killed my favorite dimwit." -Genkai "If anyone had ever told me my fate laid in the hands of a blue runt that goes 'poo', I probably would've punked him."-Yusuke "Yes, tell them I'm her brother. I'll rather enjoy torturing you to death." -Hiei "I guess the Cape of No Return is a misleading name." -Koto "Perhaps I could learn something from Genkai as well." -Kurama "Ladies and gentleman and other stuff, Kuwabara returns!"- Kuwabara "This idiot makes Kuwabara seem smart."-Hiei "I admit, I'm embarrassed listening to him."-Kurama "Admittedly you have talent, you helped scrounge up a team of third rate demons and found weapons suiting them well enough to get them to the semi-finals. You know more about arsenals and techniques than anyone I've met, but like a true idiot you forgot all about your strength. You're nothing but a surface, a souped up car without an engine to move it, you're even weaker than your front man." -Genkai "You should take more care of your hair you know, do you condition it? You should take care of your body." -Karasu "Why, I like the way this cracked walnut thinks."-Koenma "Ah, who's to say who's nuts these days. From now on, you will only address me as Pretty Koenma, understand?"-Koenma "Genkai, do you realize what's going on? My teacher gave all her power to me, even though she knew she'd have to fight Toguro in the end. This whole time my stupid self thought it was just between me and him. Turns out there's a 50 year story behind it, and now she wants it closed. Am I giving it all away? I don't care, my teacher's walking into a fight she can't win! And nothing's ever going to be the same."-Yusuke "An exciting turn, Onji's let Kuwabara inside a big ball, and he can't break free! Who knows what's planned for this boy in a bubble!"-Koto "I can't bear to look at you anymore, you who sold your soul just to hold on to your youth and strength!" - Genkai "It must've been a sad existence, after you made your decision and had started your glorious new life. What did you think about when you couldn't fall asleep? Because I know that it happened. Tell me, what went through your head?"-Genkai "She said the last year of her life was crumby because as a student you were a pain in the rear, and she asked you to stay alive for a really long time so she could have some peace and quiet for once." - Koenma "You're the 'I got my face turned into pudding' Suzuka. Yeah, nice clown suit." -Kuwabara "This is like one of those wild goose thingies." -Kuwabara "So, you gonna let go, or are we just gonna stand here and do the Tango?"-Koenma "Who are you calling moron, pacifier junkie!" -Yusuke "An Ojigi plant is quite dangerous, regularly. And it is several times more lethal and more sensitive when grown under a demon's energy."-Yoko Kurama "You know you can't stop me, but you continue to try all the same. That's what so appealing about you." -Karasu "Better watch yourself, simple human boy. It's against Spirit World law to say my name without putting a 'beautiful' in front."-Suzuka "For a very long time, I only thought of you, Genkai. A major reason why you have to die." -Younger Toguro
"You're either extremely brave, or extremely foolish. It's rare for anyone who has seen my capabilities to go through with fighting me. I'm curious to why you would subject yourself to this. Could it be something personal?" - Karasu Ew. Ok, listen dude, just because you got the hots for my man, that doesn't means he's got the hots for you!
"Folks, I guess you could say this tournament has been one heck of a roller coaster. And finally, finally we can get to the most awesome loop-de-loop part of the ride!" -Koto
"I consider your class of demon very worthy. Worthy to fight, and worthy to die." - Yoko Kurama
"I have no interest in gardening." -Karasu"I've found that there's no greater rush than taking the life of someone you care for." - Karasu"I thought you'd know better to corner an animal like a fox Karasu, we have a tendency to show our teeth." -Yoko Kurama
"Ever hear of Ojiki? It's a rare plant found only on Earth's South America. The Ojiki is extremely sensitive to movement, and if it senses any kind of vibration, it will quickly close it's leaves around it's prey."-Yoko Kurama
"It's called tact, Kurama, you should consider using some."-Karasu Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Are you seriously lecturing KURAMA about tact?!
"I never would've thought botany could be so deliciously gruesome!" -Koto
"I will not be afraid of something I cannot see!" -Kurama Possibly the only foolish thing ever said by Kurama.
"Brace yourself people, Karasu is back and he's not too happy. His hair has also changed from jet black to hyper glow blonde. To follow the stereotype, that means he's popular and more aggressive." - Koto Is she refering to the high school stereotype, or the usual anime transformations...? For the tranformations, one of the best known example in the U.S. is super-Seijans. As the high school version....
"I thought it was going to last much longer than that. I would’ve liked to have toyed with him a little before he died." -Yoko Kurama
"The Ojigi also responds to aggression, so it will be all the more vicious once you attack. You're going to have to come up with a smart way to kill it, or else, bang."- Yoko Kurama
"The Ojigi is a truly gifted species of plant. It can sense the smallest amount of movement, even something as insignificant as a muscle spasm. So you see, it's useless to run, it would only make you easier to catch." -Yoko Kurama
"No, that's... What I meant by 'contains' is that his armor keeps his power from escaping; definition #2." - Kurama "At least you are consistent. Consistently foolish if you think that axe will have any more effect than the last." - Hiei "I may be a small target, but this is just sad." -Hiei "I only put enough energy into my attacks as is necessary to defeat my opponents. That wasn't even enough to scratch me. Take that any way you want." -Bui "Countless centuries, countless masters trying to harness the power of the Darkness Flame. Only I have had the courage, the strength, and the abandon to realize it's glorious potential. I have the power of the Black Dragon, because now I am the Dragon." -Hiei "No. If you want to die, kill yourself. I don't take orders, especially from those I beat." -Hiei "This is so exciting! I'm sweating all over and my heart is pumping as well!"-Blue Ogre "My brothers all got white-collar jobs, with wives and families, and if I had a life like that, I'd kill myself."-Sakyyo "My mom always wanted me to become a surgeon. It's a pity I played hookie the day we dissected frogs. Oh well..."-Elder Toguro "This is so exciting! I'm sweating all over and my heart is pumping as well!" -Blue Ogre "If we aren't, it's no thanks at all to the drunken biggie that traded our tickets for a couple of pints." -Jin "Right now all your griping's about as useful as tits on a bull." -Chu "You lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy, talk about lame." - Jin "It is hard to tell if Toguro has lost control of his power, or if he is attacking the crowd on purpose."-Kurama "Yes, well, I tried to inform you, but you were too engrossed in your speech." -Kurama "Your stubborness is even greater than your stupidity." -Hiei "We're in front of about a million people, including Kayko and my boss and hardcore demon fighters! And you make me say all that sissy crap!" -Yusuke "He's acting so pathetic that I even feel sorry for him." -Hiei "I told you guys to do the stamping while I was gone! I even gave you my seal, and my favorite ink pad with the ponies on the top!" -Koenma "He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone." -Koenma "I can’t believe we missed the entire fight just because I took a couple extra minutes to brush my teeth." -Kuwabara "One horned ninny! You've just mixed up the paradises with the punishments! I'll have to start all over!" -Koenma "After this Dark Tournament, all I've felt like doing is sleeping and watching stupid day time T.V." -Yusuke "Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense." -Yusuke "So that's how you treat the guy that wins the whole Dark Tournament?! "Thanks for savin' my life and all pal, but my sandwich is just too damn good!"" -Yusuke "So Kurama, tell me about this guy with a poodle on his head." -Kuwabara "What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?" -Hiei "Tell the kidnappers I've declined. I'm done babysitting." -Hiei "Logic is panic's prey." -Kurama "Too bad Hiei's not here, he could use his Jagan Eye to find himself." -Botan
"Nature's call. Got to take a leak."-Kaito And, that, my friends, is the languaistric prodigy of our time.
"Ironic after all his grave intentions, the one thing to unravel him was a laugh." - Kurama"There aren't any prizes for being stubborn or skeptical today." -Koenma"This is how it should be, adversary. Your world against mine." - Kaito
"If you plan on being arrogant, your gonna make a mistake." -Kurama Yes, the plan itself is the mistake.
"You picked my pocket with some greenery? You really are a first class freak!"-Yanagisawa
"I'm warning you. You so much as bruise what's in your hand, and I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged when you die. You will no longer exist." -Kurama "A soul is fragile without a body or ghost to protect it. In one full day, it would break apart." -Genkai "The Demon World is an ancient land, and its depths are endless. In truth, there are vast parts of its territory that Spirit World has absolutely no control over."- Koenma "If there were a hole out of this vile world, I would have taken it." -Hiei "It is known as the Pseudo Space. Tiny portals have been opened in it from time to time, allowing demons such as Hiei and myself to slip through. But they are rare, and quickly close, trapping us." -Kurama "It's hard to predict what he'll do. Humanity's destruction is Hiei's former dream. These new developments leave him much to consider."- Kurama "He may look like a dimwit, in fact, he definitely is. But he's also the Dark Tournament champ and he can fight like a genius when he knows his prey." -Genkai"Can't say I didn't warn the guy. Except for that whole shockwave thing." -Yusuke
"If anybody finds him, make a noise we'll all hear. Either scream or blow something up!"-Genkai"You're gonna regret saying that one! I'm writing an advice book for bad guys, it's called don't piss me off!" -Yusuke"So, Yusuke's a household name?" -Yusuke"Curiosity is one of man's most predictable forces. If people don't come to see, it's because they are not able." -Kurama"We don't have time to have death on your conscience. Don't you dare question yourself. He'll be fine."-Genkai"Should I even ask why Yana is in a nurse's outfit?" -Botan"Keiko?! Damn it, Puu! You're like they're get-in-danger tour guide!" -Yusuke"I never had purpose in my awful life, but I'll have purpose in my death." -Dr. Kamiya"Why can't Keiko be the one with the Spirit Gun?" -Botan"Yusuke, listen. That's Botan natural color. It doesn't make sense to tease her." -Koenma"Earth to toddler bitch! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifier ten inches down your throat!"- Yusuke"You're defensive cause you don't know the truth. Humanity only seems good to you because you were born in a peaceful time, but war's our nature, it'll always come back. Have you ever seen hundreds of frightened people standing in line to be killed in a camp? Have you seen horseman raid and destroy a village, dance on the bodies of their victims, crushing them as they celebrated victory singing happy songs? Have you ever seen a gigantic bomb wipe away millions who had never even picked up a weapon? Civil War where a mom is hacked down in front of her child, or a child in front of his mom. And the soldier, breaking up a family who loves each other, leading them into a fire, and his eyes enjoying the torture." -Mitarai (Sea Man)"Never take yourself too seriously and you won't turn into a freakin' fanatic." -Yusuke"Wait you idiot! Haven't you learned? You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!" -Yusuke"I mean seriously, why can't we ever have a chase on an elevator!" -Kuwabara"You do them one favor and they think you're their best friend. This is why I could care less if their entire species was swallowed up." -Hiei"Then this means that Mushiyori City has advanced to Stage Three. I believe these demons are technically classified as weak and ugly." -Hiei"That was fast. Must not've run into traffic, or had any traffic running after them." -Yusuke"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care even less. Wake me for the end of the world. " -Hiei"You think that's the first child Kurama has killed in his day?" -Hiei"Rely on impulse, and not even your thoughts can betray you." -Kurama"That freak's screams are all I hear. Either he's beating the hell out of Kurama or someone's found where he's ticklish." -Yusuke"What's wrong with you? Why don't you scream and die!" -Elder Toguro"The tree won't stop until its host is dead, but as you've said Toguro, your regenerative powers make you unable to die. You will suffer for eternity here, torn between your hate, and your agony, and so be it. Rogues like you deserve to be damned." -Kurama"Guess he missed his Toguro vaccination."-Yusuke"Maybe there have been times when I've been pissed and hated things, but it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's a lush, and school sucks. But this job is the one damn thing I've ever been good at. And if all the crap in my life hasn't screwed me up yet, then neither will this. And neither will you." -Yusuke"Maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass!" -Yusuke"What's that Sensui, you forget how to swim? You drowned? Great, we'll pack up and go. You heard Kuwabara, he's starved!" -Yusuke"Be nasty all you want. I don't care if you torture cute animals, that doesn't make you strong." -Yusuke"You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that!"(After he punches Koenma)"I hate being underestimated, but underestimating is worse. Sensui will kill us all." -Hiei"Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed!" - Hiei"Oh, right, I'm killing you. Forgive me, I got distracted." Sensui (Shinobu)"If we're going to die, let us die in war, against Sensui."-Hiei"We've gone far past the stage of fighting for our honor."- Kurama"Nothing worse than being strong, but not strong enough."- Sensui"Trial of humanity, the defense rests." -Sensui"The Plateau of the Beheaded, a fitting battleground indeed." -Hiei"Kill us if you're going to, just spare us the sound of your voice." -Hiei"I'm the same, Yusuke Urameshi! Fearless protector of the good stuff with a healthy kicking assness and a general hate for authority. And nothing as trivial as a violent death or a few drops of demon blood mixed with mine is gonna keep me from helping out my friends and saving the world and kicking the bad guy's ass."-Yusuke"I'm sorry, I got delayed. Traffic was a bitch." -Yusuke"You can tell King Daddy that, and that he can disown me, fire me, or put me up for adoption." -Koenma"Just you and me now... Well, you and you and you and you and you and you and you and me. We're going to finish this." -Yusuke"Dammit, my sword must have slipped." -Hiei (jumps into the air and cuts Chapter Black to shreds) '"Man, why is it everyone I gotta meet is in love with friggin' nature?"-Yusuke"With your new powers, you could destroy the entire world if you got angry enough, and there'd be no one to stop you. Everyone has something they need to protect; children have pets, adults have children, and in your case it happens to be a whole lot more!" -Genkai"I don't know who I should fear more. Mukoru... or Hiei." - Kurama"Make sure to give me a call whenever you get back, Yusuke, so I can introduce you to my new boyfriend." -Keiko"There is no more dignity in this sort of existence, so I must find honor in death." -Hiei"Hiei, you needn't search for death. Death will find us all soon enough." -Mukuro"I have methods to make your life so meaningless that you will crawl out on your own and then beg me for your death." -Kurama"Sorry to kick ass and run guys, but it's time for me to beat the old bastard." -Yusuke"Yomi, you son of a bitch! You hear me? I'm coming, so boil up a kettle of tea!"-Yusuke"How dare you... Turn this tournament into a dating service?!" -Koto"You can never know victory unless you understand defeat." -Youmi"A true swordsman can never lose twice. This is the only way, the honorable way." - Shigure"Underestimating an opponent is the first step toward defeat." -Kurama"It just hit me. I don't know what I'm fighting for anymore." -Yusuke"I have given up everything I thought was important to fight in this tournament with honor. You made me do that. You can't just take it back now! " -Youmi"You can't end a good party without someone on the floor." -Yusuke"Hiei...I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through...But I'm not interested in you that way." -Kurama
"I'm not a fighter of good. It's just that I hate people who are bad."- Genkai from Yu Yu Hakusho That makes you a judgemental fighter, then.
"You rose to the challenge, It seems you haven't lost your spirit power. You just needed a kick in the ass." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"There is no one who does not carry scars on their heart. If there were someone in the world like that, it would be a shallow soul." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho the Movie 2 this is Hiei's best quote
"The air in this town is thick with energy, demon insects flock to it like sharks to an open wound, a sign of things to come or is the danger already here?" -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"This wind coming in feels like home, it's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood and the rotting flesh of decaying corpses. Look at it. The gateway to demon world will be open soon. Maybe I'll return home." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"So this is the entrance to hell. It's drearier than I imagined." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho That's not hard. You have no imagination, Hiei.
"I'm sure your minty-fresh breath was well worth the delay." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Well, I did use Colgate...
"Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic."- Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho hey, it works
"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho No.
"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho don't ask me... ask your pet gerbil- wait, that's your sister?
"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho You know, I think so.
"Death is not the answer. There is no pride nor redemption in that." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho No, but it's easy.
"I’ve been under too much stress lately. Killing you should get a good remedy." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Are you aware you're psychotic, Hiei?
"What? Now I'm not even allowed to kill the bad humans? It's a few inches from his heart, if that's what you're worried about." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Mmm... ok, go ahead. But you'll be taking all the blame, got it?
"You're in no shape to be playing the hero."-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho it's not like you would do it instead
"You already have your fox, your clown, and your hag, I'm a moot point... This is your world to look after, not mine, I don't intend to hinder your cause, but i'm not gonna help it either."-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho He ends up doing so anyway, of course.
"So go, save the human world. Or don't, I don't really care. Either way I'm fine with the outcome." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho 'Course not. You just live here.
"As much as I can't stand the humans, I think I loathe tourists even more." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho Like I care.
"Touch me and I break your wrist." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho I'll use a stick to touch you then *poke*
"No three letter word could rule my fate.... HOT!"-Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho
"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho he's talking about his right arm, by the way
"Let me ask you a philosophical question. If you take the lives of your six other selves in order to save yourself, is it murder?" - Suzaku from Yu Yu Hakusho Does it matter when you're going to kill the person you're asking this question anyways?
"Disgusting isn't it? The way humans manage to bastardize everything they touch." -Gama whatever, make up-boy
"What is this? I'm as weak as my mom!"-Yusuke You call that weak?
"I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any spirit surprises!"- Yusuke
"That's it! Using my head as a trampoline is where I draw the line!" - Kuwabara
"What are the chances of a demon being a total wuss?"-Yusuke About the same as you not beating him in a televised battle of Good vs. Evil.
"How can you be grim if you say 'bingo' all the time?"- Yusuke
"I'm gonna mess your face up so bad the kittens won't even look at you!"- Kuwabara
"I've been pathetic."-Yusuke
"Fine! You heard fox boy! There's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin... yes sir. I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice big shiny first place medal, sit in the sun and have a stupendous stupid day darn it."- Yusuke
"I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says so otherwise. Meow."-Botan
"I'm a jerk and I'm sorry for everything. So, just hit me, okay?"- Yusuke
"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize. The hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"- Jin
"After all the explosions, a stink wakes him."-Kurama
"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain. "-Hiei
"You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?"-Kuwabara
"I can't believe he walked into that trap on his own."- Kurama
"Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?"- Yusuke
"Gladly, you patronizing jack-ass."-Genkai
"You really care about Yusuke, in your own messed up way. You've been teaching him too. He's like a son to me, maybe you think the same."- Genkai
"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it." -Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho (he's talking about his right arm, by the way)
"Don't stay here trying to figure me out. You have a job to do. Your apprentice Urameshi can still be stronger. But he could still go the wrong way too, like me. Maybe he'll actually listen to you, the way I could not."-Younger Torugo
"Your so full of crap! 'I don't care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to resucue us when we needed you must you big softie, or should I say little softie."- Yusuke
"I should have slit his throat when I had the chance. "-Hiei
"All you needed was a good kick in the ass." - Hiei
"Listen to me as closely as you can you two: I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all."-Hiei
"That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats."-Yusuke
"Hey, that's weird. I didn't know you had a little sis, Hiei. I bet she's a pint size pain in the you know what just like you, probably ugly too."-Kuwabara
"But more importantly, we answered the question. Boxers or briefs?"-Yusuke
"The stupidity is making me nauseous." -Hiei
"If you had used that lump three feet above your butt you would've held on to your soul. *looks at Hiei* Make that two feet for you."-Genkai
"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid."-Yusuke
"Today did start off weird. I went to school..."-Yusuke
"No, it's not a chicken egg, and I can assure you what will come out of here won't be a chicken."-Koenma
"My ordeal is a chicken egg?"-Yusuke
"You know, I can't stand it when guys pick on people weaker than them. But, I guess I'll do that to you anyway!"-Kuwabara
"Doesn't this guy have a life besides tormenting kids?"-Yusuke
"Yusuke's all covered with junk. What kind of parent leaves their child like this? I swear, this should be some kind of felony!"-Keiko It is in America
"That was quite an entrance. Who the hell are you?"-Yusuke
"Why do you say things you don't mean?"- Botan
"Heh! Those guys just like to keep you waiting to make you think that they're important. Besides how busy can a toddler be?"-Yusuke
"Go! Go! Faster you wimp! Get out of my way, stupid green car guy!"-Kuwabara
"What's your problem, get back on the ground. I hit you too hard for you to be on your feet!"-Yusuke
"She's done this every morning since I came back to life. Well, I guess it beats being passed out on the floor."- Yusuke
"Sorry, but I don't have time to be arrested."- Kurama
"See, Hiei? That's what I'm talking about! Yap! Yap! Yap! Like you're some kind of pro wrestler! And then what happens! You have to eat up all your words! It's pretty dumb."-Yusuke
"That evil laugh is really starting to piss me off!"-Yusuke
"All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist. In reality, you're really just a lucky fool."-Kurama
"Those who won, please follow me! Those who lost, please get lost!"-Genkai
"The only difference between larger fighters is that they are louder when they whine. Can't you blockheads understand? I'm just trying to save you from embarrassment. " - Genkai
"It's just crummy chump change compared to all the days Urameshi ran my head into the concrete." -Kuwabara
"I am a psychic, not a saint." -Genkai
"Yes, you little crap that's exactly what I expect. You must use your Spirit Awareness to see. Use weapons if you've got 'em. Hit them where you like, anything goes. The winner is the one who can walk back alive."-Genkai
"Getting blown to pieces is really going to piss me off!"- Yusuke
"My name is Kuroda. I'm a contract killer."-Kuroda
"From here on, you can forget about sympathy! The final test will a be a tournament between the eight of you, until one is standing. You will fight until your opponent is dead or incapacitated. I don't care which."-Genkai
"The reality is that he can't see and he's about to get canned."-Genkai
"Ahhhh! I've been turned into an insect!" -Kuwabara
"All right, you little shrimp baby! Batter's up!" - Kuwabara
"If you're going to disguise yourself, why not look cooler?" - Yusuke
"Yusuke not only proved he is strong, but he proved I made an excellent choice in making him Spirit Detective." -Koenma
"This has always been the hardest part, choosing which technique to destroy my opponent." -Rando
"Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through this big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villians! Fish food!" - Yusuke
"You have caused me pain. I do not like that." - Rando Deal with it, wimp.
"Helping is not the right word. Koenma may reguard us as equals, but I do not Once inside the castle, I suggest you let us do the work. As far as I'm concerned, we're baby sitting."-Hiei
"Let's avoid fighting. You're not worth it."-Hiei
"This is going to be pretty lame if we get killed before we reach the stupid castle!"- Yusuke
"Look, we all know I can see supernatural stuff a whole lot better than Yusuke, and I'm not just gonna sit around my house, while Urameshi doesn't see things, and lets monsters and bugs take over my town. Because I'm Kuwabara, and in case you forgot, I've got a sword! " -Kuwabara
"I don't like it! It smells girly!" -Kuwabara
"I guess he should be a manly-man like you and be obsessed with kittens?" -Yusuke
"He has no strategy. He's just swinging his sword with the grace of a flyswatter. That's no way to survive."-Hiei Um, Hiei? Swords are antiquated in the human world. I'm willing to bet he's never fought with one before.
"It is not wise to say such things to your executioner."-Seiryu
"It's unfair! We're protecting the world but who's protecting us?"-Yusuke
"I feel like we're walking into a pizza oven."-Yusuke
"Oh, please, sir, not spankings!" - Koenma's personal Blue Ogre assistant
"It seems we have found a maze in Maze Castle." -Hiei
"Here's the deal, pull your zombies off Keiko and then I'll only pull out one of your lungs."-Yusuke
"I just hit a teacher!" - Keiko
"You should feel most fortunate, Yusuke. Not everyone's girlfriend gets to star in a horror movie." -Suzaku
"You give up on everything because you cannot commit to anything." -Genkai
"I've had dealings with Cultivated Humans before. They do not feel pain or fear."- Hiei Gee, I wonder how he knew that?
"Out of this whole plan, you made one stupid mistake. You went and pissed me off!" -Yusuke
"Your girlfriend has become a pincushion. There's no need to be sentimental. It's your turn."-Suzaku
"In order to properly fuse you with the Jagan Eye, I have to keep your arms and hands strapped to the table so you don't rip out your eyes." -Shigure
"They're just afraid of justice!"- Hiei
"Hiei cannot prepare you for the viciousness of the fights. Your weakness and his honor make him go easy on you, I will not." -Kurama
"That Yusuke Urameshi boy is very intriguing. He lacks the fighting experience, but could be a dangerous weapon." -Younger Toguro "I am a rogue and a convicted criminal. Even you have had to come and capture me, do you think she'd be happy to know that her long-lost brother is a felon? It's best to watch her from a distance."-Hiei "I'm sorry, when I kill people I'm used to them staying dead."-Yusuke "Fool! There can't be an earthquake on water." -Hiei "He's more or less unbeatable." -Zeru "It most certainly isn't pleasant being called a traitor by creatures you've never met."-Kurama "Not every closed case comes with a happy ending." -Botan "Oh, the handsome ones are so mean!" -Botan "I'm Koenma. I'm very cool." -Koenma "Why does everything you say make me want to bash your face in?!"-Kuwabara (this was obviously said to Hiei) "He's clearly no match for Kurama. What a joke of a round. It's a pity you couldn't have taken him and let Kurama deal with the little child and his yo-yo's."-Hiei "I just want to set the record straight before we get this thing going. Basically I'm a really good person, and the only thing I stink at is paper,rock,scissors." -Chu "Goodness! That fight was so intense that I don't even remember eating my squid on a stick! Who's up for a second helping?" -Koenma
"You should have never insulted the Jagan Eye, because you see, in a way it has it's own mind and loathes disrespect. Resisting it is not something I would do."-Hiei
"I have the power to pull you into oblivion. I assume just my right arm will do."-Hiei
"Yes, and his speed only adds to the problem. Good luck trying to hit him."- Hiei
"I wonder if vomiting was Chu’s secret technique?" -Koenma
"If you idiots got something to say, say it! But say it to my face, or else say it to my fist!" - Yusuke
"You act really senseless for a smart girl."-Botan
"I'm sorry, I used my right. Next time I'll use my left to be fair." -Kurama
"You were wrong on two accounts. Even the hardest substance can be broken when crashed into itself. And the ability to feel pain is not a weakness, it's a strength. Pain tells a creature its vulnerabilities, and not to expose them to attack. Your robot is dead. And so, I'm afraid, are you."-Kurama
"I've never seen anything so impressive in my life. To them it's like nothing else exists. Such focus and such pain. I wish that were me in there. It's no longer a fight between two guys now. This is the stuff legends are made of. I could watch them fight for hours." -Kuwabara
"As far as I’m aware Koenma doesn’t have any brothers, and I should know, I’m him. As a cool teenager!"-Koenma
"Yesterday, I saw Yusuke in a way I've never seen before. Every thing about him was so genuinely happy, and I don't mean a smile or a laugh. I mean true happiness. Ever since we were kids, Yusuke's never belonged, and here, it's dangerous, but it's like, he's home."-Keiko
"It's against my code killing innocent people!" -Kuwabara
"Oh, shove it where it hurts!" -Yusuke
"Yo, Kuwabara! Thanks for helping out Yusuke all the time. It's nice."-Koenma
"You never asked me what gave my makeup its power, what made it different than the makeup of those human fools. The difference is the main ingredient, Kurama. It's made of my blood."-Gama That's some tasty lipstick, Gama!
"Even with my arms and legs bound, you are in no shape to fight me. Don't die pointlessly Gama. You're too intelligent for that."-Kurama Perhaps he is, but he's also a team-player.
"Only an amatuer depends on arms and legs for victory." -Kurama He's right. If I depended on my arms and legs, I'd have been dead at age 3... I use my mind and vocal chords.
"If you don't mind me asking, what exactly have you done to me?"-Kurama "You really are dangerous, aren't you? I haven't been making direct hits. You've been blocking your vital points with your own body. You must be very old. Experienced, perhaps, as I am."- Toya " I too, have lived many years in shadow. I just hoped your life could be more noble, than mine has been."-Kurama "It seems that I have gotten to know you quite well in such a short fight, and I rather like you. Let's not have this slaying ruin our friendship."-Toya "I see. You noticed inklings of your energy inside your blood. Only one problem, to release enough to beat me you'd have to bleed yourself dry!"-Toya "I've fought my share of ice warriors. Seiryu the Blue Dragon fell to my sword quickly enough, but he was no master. He was a fool, who thought he could get by on half of his lessons. But if there is any true ice master, anyone who completed the full training that his master intended and knows the art of ice, it is Toya." -Hiei "Lucky eyes you got."-Jin "Here we go, Jin. I can't say my ears are pointing up, but I'm looking forward to this challenge." -Yusuke "You know, one of these days I'm gonna fight someone who talks like a normal person!"- Yusuke "Cheer up Baken, your brain's just small. It's not your fault you can't remember all those things you did to Kurama. So I'm gonna refresh your memory by using your body as an example!" -Yusuke "I think bone cracking is a good sign to rest." -Botan "Took a punch straight in the face just for a chance to kick me. He's a crazy rat for sure." -Jin "Article 4: Fighters are outside the ring when any part of their body comes in contact with any solid surface other than the ring itself, and air is not solid. Stick to what you're good at honey, like dying your hair unnatural colors for instance. " - Koto (a.k.a. the announcer, whom I nicknamed fox-kitty) "Just laughing. It seems you don't know brothers very well, Botan." -Kurama "There's no way I can deflect both of those with my Spirit Gun. Spirit Grenade Launcher maybe, but definitely not a gun." -Yusuke "Doesn't matter in the ending Urameshi. Fight we had was nice and I see ya like myself. Two whirlwinds doesn't mean I hate ya, only means I have respect." -Jin "Well that's the biggest crap job I've ever heard in my life!" -Botan "All right Yusuke, you've tried everything else. Time to be stupid." -Yusuke "Look at it this way, if demons did have toilets, would you really want to sit on 'em?"-Shizuru "It's not often a guy gets a chance like this, maybe they'll name a city block after me."-Kuwabara "Your heroics are quite misplaced. All you'll win is a grave." -Risho "Don't sneak up on me when I'm breathin' hard, okay?!" - Kuwabawa "There's only one person who calls me by my first name!"-Kuwabara "Don't just let that creep wail on you, show some friggin' balls!"-Yusuke "Since when did you fill in in all the right places?" - Yusuke (edited version of quote below) "Is it just these pants or did you really get a nice ass?" - Yusuke (unedited version of quote above) "If you have any noble plans to stop me, I suggest you write your will. I'm not leaving without a war." -Hiei "Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice box."-Hiei "Watch it kid, I can still destroy you." -Genkai "When I see Yusuke’s disposition I see scales and beady eyes, but cute and furry’s another way to go." -Botan "What is that rediculous appendage growing out of your head?"-Hiei "Fate makes a choice."-Shishiwakamaru "That's very unsanitary. Do you know how many demons that blade has cut through?" - Hiei "Um, can we please get a clean up crew to pick up this body? That isn't part of the referee job is it?" - Juri (secondary announcer, a... some sort demon have to do with fish) "Careful, fate may have a sense of humor." - Shishiwakamaru "'Yoko has returned!', they cry..." - Yoko Kurama "Did you say Yoko? Yoko the spirit fox, Yoko the legendary bandit Yoko?! What did you do with Kurama, I liked him a lot better!"- Uraurishima "Maybe you don't understand the concept of 'force field'." - Hiei "Each branch of this tree has a mouth, and each mouth of the branch has saliva that will melt your bones in under a minute, though the pain will make every second seem like it's own eternity to you." -Yoko Kurama "Fifteen years ago, the spirit fox, Yoko Kurama, was thought to have been killed while escaping from a botched burglary. In desperation, he hid himself in your world, using a human body to slowly recover his energy. He thought no one would find him... I did." - Hiei "There is no room for your fantasies of denial, little vermin. Be assured, I am alive." - Yoko Kurama "Gee man, you really didn't have a childhood, huh?" -Kuwabara "I almost killed my favorite dimwit." -Genkai "If anyone had ever told me my fate laid in the hands of a blue runt that goes 'poo', I probably would've punked him."-Yusuke "Yes, tell them I'm her brother. I'll rather enjoy torturing you to death." -Hiei "I guess the Cape of No Return is a misleading name." -Koto "Perhaps I could learn something from Genkai as well." -Kurama "Ladies and gentleman and other stuff, Kuwabara returns!"- Kuwabara "This idiot makes Kuwabara seem smart."-Hiei "I admit, I'm embarrassed listening to him."-Kurama "Admittedly you have talent, you helped scrounge up a team of third rate demons and found weapons suiting them well enough to get them to the semi-finals. You know more about arsenals and techniques than anyone I've met, but like a true idiot you forgot all about your strength. You're nothing but a surface, a souped up car without an engine to move it, you're even weaker than your front man." -Genkai "You should take more care of your hair you know, do you condition it? You should take care of your body." -Karasu "Why, I like the way this cracked walnut thinks."-Koenma "Ah, who's to say who's nuts these days. From now on, you will only address me as Pretty Koenma, understand?"-Koenma "Genkai, do you realize what's going on? My teacher gave all her power to me, even though she knew she'd have to fight Toguro in the end. This whole time my stupid self thought it was just between me and him. Turns out there's a 50 year story behind it, and now she wants it closed. Am I giving it all away? I don't care, my teacher's walking into a fight she can't win! And nothing's ever going to be the same."-Yusuke "An exciting turn, Onji's let Kuwabara inside a big ball, and he can't break free! Who knows what's planned for this boy in a bubble!"-Koto "I can't bear to look at you anymore, you who sold your soul just to hold on to your youth and strength!" - Genkai "It must've been a sad existence, after you made your decision and had started your glorious new life. What did you think about when you couldn't fall asleep? Because I know that it happened. Tell me, what went through your head?"-Genkai "She said the last year of her life was crumby because as a student you were a pain in the rear, and she asked you to stay alive for a really long time so she could have some peace and quiet for once." - Koenma "You're the 'I got my face turned into pudding' Suzuka. Yeah, nice clown suit." -Kuwabara "This is like one of those wild goose thingies." -Kuwabara "So, you gonna let go, or are we just gonna stand here and do the Tango?"-Koenma "Who are you calling moron, pacifier junkie!" -Yusuke "An Ojigi plant is quite dangerous, regularly. And it is several times more lethal and more sensitive when grown under a demon's energy."-Yoko Kurama "You know you can't stop me, but you continue to try all the same. That's what so appealing about you." -Karasu "Better watch yourself, simple human boy. It's against Spirit World law to say my name without putting a 'beautiful' in front."-Suzuka "For a very long time, I only thought of you, Genkai. A major reason why you have to die." -Younger Toguro
"You're either extremely brave, or extremely foolish. It's rare for anyone who has seen my capabilities to go through with fighting me. I'm curious to why you would subject yourself to this. Could it be something personal?" - Karasu Ew. Ok, listen dude, just because you got the hots for my man, that doesn't means he's got the hots for you!
"Folks, I guess you could say this tournament has been one heck of a roller coaster. And finally, finally we can get to the most awesome loop-de-loop part of the ride!" -Koto
"I consider your class of demon very worthy. Worthy to fight, and worthy to die." - Yoko Kurama
"I have no interest in gardening." -Karasu"I've found that there's no greater rush than taking the life of someone you care for." - Karasu"I thought you'd know better to corner an animal like a fox Karasu, we have a tendency to show our teeth." -Yoko Kurama
"Ever hear of Ojiki? It's a rare plant found only on Earth's South America. The Ojiki is extremely sensitive to movement, and if it senses any kind of vibration, it will quickly close it's leaves around it's prey."-Yoko Kurama
"It's called tact, Kurama, you should consider using some."-Karasu Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Are you seriously lecturing KURAMA about tact?!
"I never would've thought botany could be so deliciously gruesome!" -Koto
"I will not be afraid of something I cannot see!" -Kurama Possibly the only foolish thing ever said by Kurama.
"Brace yourself people, Karasu is back and he's not too happy. His hair has also changed from jet black to hyper glow blonde. To follow the stereotype, that means he's popular and more aggressive." - Koto Is she refering to the high school stereotype, or the usual anime transformations...? For the tranformations, one of the best known example in the U.S. is super-Seijans. As the high school version....
"I thought it was going to last much longer than that. I would’ve liked to have toyed with him a little before he died." -Yoko Kurama
"The Ojigi also responds to aggression, so it will be all the more vicious once you attack. You're going to have to come up with a smart way to kill it, or else, bang."- Yoko Kurama
"The Ojigi is a truly gifted species of plant. It can sense the smallest amount of movement, even something as insignificant as a muscle spasm. So you see, it's useless to run, it would only make you easier to catch." -Yoko Kurama
"No, that's... What I meant by 'contains' is that his armor keeps his power from escaping; definition #2." - Kurama "At least you are consistent. Consistently foolish if you think that axe will have any more effect than the last." - Hiei "I may be a small target, but this is just sad." -Hiei "I only put enough energy into my attacks as is necessary to defeat my opponents. That wasn't even enough to scratch me. Take that any way you want." -Bui "Countless centuries, countless masters trying to harness the power of the Darkness Flame. Only I have had the courage, the strength, and the abandon to realize it's glorious potential. I have the power of the Black Dragon, because now I am the Dragon." -Hiei "No. If you want to die, kill yourself. I don't take orders, especially from those I beat." -Hiei "This is so exciting! I'm sweating all over and my heart is pumping as well!"-Blue Ogre "My brothers all got white-collar jobs, with wives and families, and if I had a life like that, I'd kill myself."-Sakyyo "My mom always wanted me to become a surgeon. It's a pity I played hookie the day we dissected frogs. Oh well..."-Elder Toguro "This is so exciting! I'm sweating all over and my heart is pumping as well!" -Blue Ogre "If we aren't, it's no thanks at all to the drunken biggie that traded our tickets for a couple of pints." -Jin "Right now all your griping's about as useful as tits on a bull." -Chu "You lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy, talk about lame." - Jin "It is hard to tell if Toguro has lost control of his power, or if he is attacking the crowd on purpose."-Kurama "Yes, well, I tried to inform you, but you were too engrossed in your speech." -Kurama "Your stubborness is even greater than your stupidity." -Hiei "We're in front of about a million people, including Kayko and my boss and hardcore demon fighters! And you make me say all that sissy crap!" -Yusuke "He's acting so pathetic that I even feel sorry for him." -Hiei "I told you guys to do the stamping while I was gone! I even gave you my seal, and my favorite ink pad with the ponies on the top!" -Koenma "He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone." -Koenma "I can’t believe we missed the entire fight just because I took a couple extra minutes to brush my teeth." -Kuwabara "One horned ninny! You've just mixed up the paradises with the punishments! I'll have to start all over!" -Koenma "After this Dark Tournament, all I've felt like doing is sleeping and watching stupid day time T.V." -Yusuke "Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense." -Yusuke "So that's how you treat the guy that wins the whole Dark Tournament?! "Thanks for savin' my life and all pal, but my sandwich is just too damn good!"" -Yusuke "So Kurama, tell me about this guy with a poodle on his head." -Kuwabara "What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?" -Hiei "Tell the kidnappers I've declined. I'm done babysitting." -Hiei "Logic is panic's prey." -Kurama "Too bad Hiei's not here, he could use his Jagan Eye to find himself." -Botan
"Nature's call. Got to take a leak."-Kaito And, that, my friends, is the languaistric prodigy of our time.
"Ironic after all his grave intentions, the one thing to unravel him was a laugh." - Kurama"There aren't any prizes for being stubborn or skeptical today." -Koenma"This is how it should be, adversary. Your world against mine." - Kaito
"If you plan on being arrogant, your gonna make a mistake." -Kurama Yes, the plan itself is the mistake.
"You picked my pocket with some greenery? You really are a first class freak!"-Yanagisawa
"I'm warning you. You so much as bruise what's in your hand, and I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged when you die. You will no longer exist." -Kurama "A soul is fragile without a body or ghost to protect it. In one full day, it would break apart." -Genkai "The Demon World is an ancient land, and its depths are endless. In truth, there are vast parts of its territory that Spirit World has absolutely no control over."- Koenma "If there were a hole out of this vile world, I would have taken it." -Hiei "It is known as the Pseudo Space. Tiny portals have been opened in it from time to time, allowing demons such as Hiei and myself to slip through. But they are rare, and quickly close, trapping us." -Kurama "It's hard to predict what he'll do. Humanity's destruction is Hiei's former dream. These new developments leave him much to consider."- Kurama "He may look like a dimwit, in fact, he definitely is. But he's also the Dark Tournament champ and he can fight like a genius when he knows his prey." -Genkai"Can't say I didn't warn the guy. Except for that whole shockwave thing." -Yusuke
"If anybody finds him, make a noise we'll all hear. Either scream or blow something up!"-Genkai"You're gonna regret saying that one! I'm writing an advice book for bad guys, it's called don't piss me off!" -Yusuke"So, Yusuke's a household name?" -Yusuke"Curiosity is one of man's most predictable forces. If people don't come to see, it's because they are not able." -Kurama"We don't have time to have death on your conscience. Don't you dare question yourself. He'll be fine."-Genkai"Should I even ask why Yana is in a nurse's outfit?" -Botan"Keiko?! Damn it, Puu! You're like they're get-in-danger tour guide!" -Yusuke"I never had purpose in my awful life, but I'll have purpose in my death." -Dr. Kamiya"Why can't Keiko be the one with the Spirit Gun?" -Botan"Yusuke, listen. That's Botan natural color. It doesn't make sense to tease her." -Koenma"Earth to toddler bitch! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifier ten inches down your throat!"- Yusuke"You're defensive cause you don't know the truth. Humanity only seems good to you because you were born in a peaceful time, but war's our nature, it'll always come back. Have you ever seen hundreds of frightened people standing in line to be killed in a camp? Have you seen horseman raid and destroy a village, dance on the bodies of their victims, crushing them as they celebrated victory singing happy songs? Have you ever seen a gigantic bomb wipe away millions who had never even picked up a weapon? Civil War where a mom is hacked down in front of her child, or a child in front of his mom. And the soldier, breaking up a family who loves each other, leading them into a fire, and his eyes enjoying the torture." -Mitarai (Sea Man)"Never take yourself too seriously and you won't turn into a freakin' fanatic." -Yusuke"Wait you idiot! Haven't you learned? You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!" -Yusuke"I mean seriously, why can't we ever have a chase on an elevator!" -Kuwabara"You do them one favor and they think you're their best friend. This is why I could care less if their entire species was swallowed up." -Hiei"Then this means that Mushiyori City has advanced to Stage Three. I believe these demons are technically classified as weak and ugly." -Hiei"That was fast. Must not've run into traffic, or had any traffic running after them." -Yusuke"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care even less. Wake me for the end of the world. " -Hiei"You think that's the first child Kurama has killed in his day?" -Hiei"Rely on impulse, and not even your thoughts can betray you." -Kurama"That freak's screams are all I hear. Either he's beating the hell out of Kurama or someone's found where he's ticklish." -Yusuke"What's wrong with you? Why don't you scream and die!" -Elder Toguro"The tree won't stop until its host is dead, but as you've said Toguro, your regenerative powers make you unable to die. You will suffer for eternity here, torn between your hate, and your agony, and so be it. Rogues like you deserve to be damned." -Kurama"Guess he missed his Toguro vaccination."-Yusuke"Maybe there have been times when I've been pissed and hated things, but it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's a lush, and school sucks. But this job is the one damn thing I've ever been good at. And if all the crap in my life hasn't screwed me up yet, then neither will this. And neither will you." -Yusuke"Maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass!" -Yusuke"What's that Sensui, you forget how to swim? You drowned? Great, we'll pack up and go. You heard Kuwabara, he's starved!" -Yusuke"Be nasty all you want. I don't care if you torture cute animals, that doesn't make you strong." -Yusuke"You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that!"(After he punches Koenma)"I hate being underestimated, but underestimating is worse. Sensui will kill us all." -Hiei"Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed!" - Hiei"Oh, right, I'm killing you. Forgive me, I got distracted." Sensui (Shinobu)"If we're going to die, let us die in war, against Sensui."-Hiei"We've gone far past the stage of fighting for our honor."- Kurama"Nothing worse than being strong, but not strong enough."- Sensui"Trial of humanity, the defense rests." -Sensui"The Plateau of the Beheaded, a fitting battleground indeed." -Hiei"Kill us if you're going to, just spare us the sound of your voice." -Hiei"I'm the same, Yusuke Urameshi! Fearless protector of the good stuff with a healthy kicking assness and a general hate for authority. And nothing as trivial as a violent death or a few drops of demon blood mixed with mine is gonna keep me from helping out my friends and saving the world and kicking the bad guy's ass."-Yusuke"I'm sorry, I got delayed. Traffic was a bitch." -Yusuke"You can tell King Daddy that, and that he can disown me, fire me, or put me up for adoption." -Koenma"Just you and me now... Well, you and you and you and you and you and you and you and me. We're going to finish this." -Yusuke"Dammit, my sword must have slipped." -Hiei (jumps into the air and cuts Chapter Black to shreds) '"Man, why is it everyone I gotta meet is in love with friggin' nature?"-Yusuke"With your new powers, you could destroy the entire world if you got angry enough, and there'd be no one to stop you. Everyone has something they need to protect; children have pets, adults have children, and in your case it happens to be a whole lot more!" -Genkai"I don't know who I should fear more. Mukoru... or Hiei." - Kurama"Make sure to give me a call whenever you get back, Yusuke, so I can introduce you to my new boyfriend." -Keiko"There is no more dignity in this sort of existence, so I must find honor in death." -Hiei"Hiei, you needn't search for death. Death will find us all soon enough." -Mukuro"I have methods to make your life so meaningless that you will crawl out on your own and then beg me for your death." -Kurama"Sorry to kick ass and run guys, but it's time for me to beat the old bastard." -Yusuke"Yomi, you son of a bitch! You hear me? I'm coming, so boil up a kettle of tea!"-Yusuke"How dare you... Turn this tournament into a dating service?!" -Koto"You can never know victory unless you understand defeat." -Youmi"A true swordsman can never lose twice. This is the only way, the honorable way." - Shigure"Underestimating an opponent is the first step toward defeat." -Kurama"It just hit me. I don't know what I'm fighting for anymore." -Yusuke"I have given up everything I thought was important to fight in this tournament with honor. You made me do that. You can't just take it back now! " -Youmi"You can't end a good party without someone on the floor." -Yusuke"Hiei...I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through...But I'm not interested in you that way." -Kurama
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