Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Quotes

"You are dirt, you are filth, you're pocket lint- you are pocket lint in the pockets of lawyers."-Lois Lane

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"If I wanted to kill her, I'd beat her to death with a frozen lamb chop and then eat with a nice Merlot."-Tempus

"What do you think this is, a family television show?"-Tempus

"Let's see, I could shot you, or hang you on the spot... but, what's the fun in that? Now you're the only sane one in the asylum, darlin'. Between that and losing your husband, you should be clawing the walls in no time."-Tempus

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H.G. Wells: "Tempus, I cry out to whatever humanity is in you, stop this!"
Tempus: "Why?"
H.G. Wells: "Because it is barbaric and cruel!"
Tempus: "Well, sure, but it's fun."
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