"There are indefinite things in this world that remain unexplained. No matter how weird it is, mankind will always observe it. It will always be so with mankind. But it is the imagination. But it is the past. People are the world’s strangest creatures.”
“Destiny… refers to an event that would definitely happen. Without it, nothing is possible. From one thing, you see, many other things can be imagined.”
“Nothing in this world happened by random. Everything is fated.”
“For everything you desire, you have to pay an equal price in return. You can’t get more nor give more. Can’t be more or less. Must be in balance. Or else, there’ll be mishaps.”
“Whether it is a meeting by chance or a major event, every occurrence will affect the future… because a man’s path of life is not only unstoppable but also never-ending. The smallest thing, the shortest amount of time, the littlest piece of record or memory… the fate that accompanies you will never disappear.”
“Habit… a need to be conscious of it, and if a person does not want to get rid of it, then it cannot be rid off.”
“What is good and what is bad, depends on the person.”
“If you believe so, then it’s decided. If you don’t believe it, then it can be changed.”
“The meaning of the world looks very broad, but it’s actually very narrow.”
“The world even though it’s very small, to those who understand it… is quite large! This world… before you fully understand it, there isn’t only one!”
“When you decide to do something or not to do something, it is a promise to yourself. Hence, the only person who can break that promise is the person who made it. Because no one will be responsible for another’s promise.”
“Even family are still other people. Besides being related by blood, is there any other relation? Aside from yourself, everyone else is considered as other people.”
“Names are very important. Names have power. It doesn’t matter if it’s living or not, once you give it a name, you embodied that person or object with the same amount of power.”
“Nothing in this world happens by chance. Everything that happens is nothing more than fate.”
“Motivation and sincerity are needed to achieve one’s goal. To pursue a thing even if the present world is lost. Even when comfort is abandoned, knowing the importance of the thing to be lost and the pain it brings though. Still yearning for it, existing for it. That is true determination.”
“Being a diviner, for the diviner to correctly made interpretations to the divinations. Only the conclusion is to be told to the recipient. Anything else will not be spoken, only what you want is given. Once foreseen, and thus wanting to let others know what has been seen, no matter what. ‘You will become this’ or ‘the future will be like this’, those words… that’s not the way of things. Because divination is a contract!”
“Divination is an ‘exchange’ between the diviner and the recipient of divination.”
“The effort you put into your work must be equivalent to what you are paid in return. Not a bit more and not a bit less… that is the right way of things.”
“Even though there are things one cannot see, but one can still achieve it!”
“What’s good or bad is determined by man! But, if it does not have anything to do with man, then it doesn’t matter.”
“A storage room is a treasure mountain.”
“Once a rolling rock starts to roll… it’s very hard to stop.”
“Every wish you make, you have to pay the equal amount! There are no such good things.”
“The rock won’t stop after it starts to roll. Until the end of the road.”
“The more you tell a person not to open something, the more that person wants to open it.”
“No one can be an exception… no one can be immune to everything!”
“What do you mean by ‘normally’? Is there any meaning to that? As long as you don’t bother other people, what’s wrong with choosing what ordinary people call abnormal!”
“Language is a complicated thing! It has multiple meanings.”
“The life form… consists of many different kinds of ties. The natural patterns. The flow of time. The shell that is labeled ‘the body’. The soul that is labeled ‘the conscience’. This is the lock that all life forms share. But there is a certain kind of lock that can only be used on humans, is words.”
“Words, once it has left your mouth, it cannot be uncalled. It cannot be nullified. People don’t understand how strongly they’re tied down because of it. But they continue to use that lock. Words are something living and sometimes, it can even tie down a person’s life.”
“If you’ve decided that you can’t do it even before you act, then of course it’ll turn into something impossible!”
“Words do not tie down one-self, but they tie down others.”
“You don’t have to worry about something that hasn’t happened yet. If you want to regret something, wait until you’ve done something to regret!”
“There are no coincidences in this world. Everything that happens must happen.”
“Anyhow, don’t underestimate the accuracy of something that’s been passed down through the generations. Humans are not the only being in this world… there are many creatures that humans are unaware of. Thus sometimes, some humans will meet those creatures and their existence, their thoughts, and the fear is passed on to others… but very few people believe in it. So they can only hide it, like a code, within… stories passed down through the generations: Ancient Traditions!”
“No matter how long ago it was, losing the most important people in your life is still hard to forget. You will still feel lonely.”
“From one perspective, an incident might not mean much. But, from another perspective, that incident might be quite significant. Moreover, when one person suffers an injury, they’ll often feel that whoever caused it should be made to suffer from an even worse injury. Only one who is careless would dismiss the issue as unimportant.”
“Humans are a mystery. What may seem unfortunate to others might give joy to the person who is affected.”
“When one sacrifices oneself to help another, it could actually be painful to the person being helped, especially when that person is of importance to them.”
“If you kill someone, you have to pay the price for that life.”
“The price for taking a life is heavy… it is a crushing weight. So heavy it could even kill a person!”
“You are never completely on your own. No one on earth is. Everyone is tied, and share’s connections with others. That is why humans can never be completely free. It is the reason that humans feel joy and sorrow and also love.”
“Humans create terrible things. Why do they make things that only bring them pain? It’s because they don’t know what’s comfortable anymore. So perhaps they don’t know that they are in pain…”
“The Thing is something… whether you know about it or not, whether you acknowledge it or not, whatever exists, exists. It’s as simple as that!”
“There is no such thing as coincidences in this world. There is only the inevitable.”
“If you wish for something long enough, it will definitely come true eventually.”
“There are limits to what we can do. Instead of regretting what we cannot do… it is better to do anything we can do. Even if what we do does not bring us to our final goal… it brings us that much closer to it.”
“There is a meaning behind everything that happens. However, there are very few people who understand everything. To search for the meaning behind every event that happens… it’s a daunting task even to imagine it. However, noticing that there is meaning behind everything that happens… that in itself is meaningful. There is a meaning in wondering why.”
“There is only one thing that can be given freely, with no need for compensation and that is hope.”
“Even if all is a dream… with faith, hope, and trust, it can become real.”
“To change yourself… is to change your future.”
“Dreams… are all interconnected.”
“It’s quite difficult to explain… something that only you can see.”
“Often times, people simply deny the existence of what they do not understand, and anyone who tells them otherwise is a liar. What they don’t know stays ‘unexplained’ and they are happy with that.”
“There are two types of dreams. Dreams that you see when you are awake, and dreams that you see when you are asleep. And, in either case, if you desire it strongly enough, it will become reality.”
“If you wish hard enough for something, it will definitely come true.”
“Wishes, you see, it’s true that they will come true if one wishes hard enough, that is the power of people’s wishes. However, if one wishes for the misfortune of others, that misfortune will return to the one making the wish.”
“The one thing that can change a person is meeting another.”
“Everything lives by blending, interconnecting and mutually influencing one another. Even a merely trivial meeting brings about changes of both heart and body.”
“There’s no such thing as an one-sided connection.”
“On the inside, only oneself can change one-self.”
“The hidden world is a dream, like the truth of a night’s memory.”
“There are two memories, memories of the heart and memories of the body. The memories of the heart are important, but the memories of the body are very important as well. Sometimes, even if the heart forgets the body remembers.”
“It’s all right if you don’t understand. Choices are always being made. But, people don’t really notice that.”
“To eat is a very important, and very pleasurable thing… but it can also be very frightening.”
“Even though it is scary to know yourself, to stay ignorant of yourself is much, much more scary.”
“People, you see when they must meet someone. They meet the person they must meet, because everything is inevitable… and parting is the same as well.”
“Food is an expression of the self.”
“Wishing can make dreams come true.”
“There’s no living thing that doesn’t die. No matter how much we wish, people die.”
“There are many strange things in this world. However, no matter how strange or bizarre things are, if there is no one there, if there is no one to see it, an illusion would not be anything unusual. This is because people are the strangest things in this world.”
“There are a great many strange things in the world. But no matter how odd… How incredible something may be… If a human does not touch it… If a human does not see it… If a human is not involved with it… It is simply a phenomenon. Simply a matter that will fade with time. Humans. Mankind. Homo sapiens. Humans are the most profoundly mysterious living things in the world!”
“Every human being thinks different things are right, and different things are wrong. Whether something is normal or not, it is still different for every person. Happiness is the same – everyone has their own definition of it.”
“Everyone finds happiness differently, but ultimately, happiness is a bargain with yourself. You need two things: action and sincerity. Effort must be rewarded. If you pile hardship upon hardship, overcome difficulty after difficulty and give yourself nothing in return, you violate your contract.”
“Being happy is not a right, but a duty. A duty to yourself. Waiving rights is one thing, but failing in your duty is downright irresponsible.”
“To become happy, you need to pay a fair price. Which means that excessive fortune can only be viewed as a threat. You need to earn that fortune through an appropriate amount of work and struggle.”
“Humans live ultimately run on a balanced budget. If there is good, there is bad, and when bad things happen there must be good things as well.”
“Fundamentally, to be happy you have to bear the burden of an equal amount of misery. To get something good, you have to put up with something bad.”
“It is your duty to accept a measure of happiness equivalent to the actions you have taken. Rejecting it violates your contract with yourself. If you effort is not rewarded, your soul rebels.”
“Even without spirits getting involved, people can cause plenty of strange events on their own. There are all kinds of people you would consider creepy, that are part of mankind, something that dwells within all humans. People always talk about spirits as if they are frightening or evil, but there is nothing as frightening or evil as humans.”
“The belief that you are the protagonist in your own life is a very dependent way of thought. Downright parasitic. It brings with it the preposterous notion that you’re the only one that matters. Even though there are six billion people in the world. And you are only one of them. Even the greatest of them cannot escape that fact.”
“Losing things, losing important things, people you care about dying… that’s just normal, isn’t it? Absurd, isn’t it, that some people simply cannot understand that. Once something is lost… it is too late.”
“Self-centered people prefer to control everything, to organize everything so that they are in charge to try and claim all the credit, and to give up completely if their opinion does not win out. Everyone knows this. But that is not all, quite a lot of people who seem to be quite the opposite – people who think everyone is out to get them, people who think they are causing problems for everyone else, people who doubt themselves, people who deny themselves, people who sacrifice themselves, people who abuse themselves, people who blame themselves – all of these people are also extremely self-centered."
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Monday, November 9, 2009
Ghost Hunt Quotes
"Scary how ignorant some people can be. Man, it's best not to call [Naru] a "child". It's really dangerous, just like calling a tiger a "meatball.""-Mai (translation from the original book series)
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Teen Titans Quotes
"Uh, how did I get here and why am I covered in drool?"-Beast Boy
"Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!"-Beast Boy
"Raven? How did...Where...What just... Why are you wearing PINK?!"-Beast Boy
"My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do!"-Cyborg
"Ow! Ow! Bad candy, bad candy! Hey! Stop that! That's not yours!"-Cyborg
"ALL RIGHT!! If y'all are bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg's bitin' back!" (Starts eating the evil candy)
"Mmm... Never knew evil tasted so good..."-Cyborg
"Many of your Earthly ways are still strange to me, but that was... "just plain freaky", correct?"-Starfire
(inside a Beast Boy whale belly) "Although Beast Boy's quick thinking has saved our lives, I believe I am... grossed out?"-Starfire
"Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"-Starfire
"Wonderful! I shall go cultivate the fungus!"-Starfire
"I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."-Starfire
"The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."-Starfire
"I wish to initiate a group hug!"-Starfire
"Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favourite depressing cafe."-Starfire
"What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!"-Starfire
"We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it."-Raven
"I'm not creepy, I'm just different. And I wish there was someone around here who understood that. Someone I could talk to. Someone more like me."-Raven
"Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say."-Raven
"My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset."-Raven
"They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room."-Raven
"Scared isn't same as sorry."-Raven
"I am afraid. I'm afraid... but that doesn't mean I can't fight back!"-Raven
"Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."-Raven
"I have to admit, the mask makes me feel cool."-Raven
"Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."-Raven
"We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."-Raven
"I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."-Raven
"I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain."-Raven
"And now I smell like rhino-butt."-Raven
"So... do we get bathroom breaks?"-Raven
"You're hugging me..."-Raven
"Cool... uh, I mean, oops."-Raven
"Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."-Raven
"Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."-Raven
"Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."-Raven
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Beast Boy is right."-Raven
"Evil beware. We have waffles."-Raven
"Raven, you okay? We stopped by your room and the door's been knocked down."-Robin
"Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build."-Slade
"That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."-Starfire
"I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"-Starfire
"If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin- and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?"-Slade
"You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."-Slade
"Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second."-Slade
"Robin... you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead- do what you must."-Starfire
"If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"-Starfire
"One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed."-Warp
(holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."-Warp
"You mean I'm going to be bald?!"-Beast Boy (rips his hair out in panic)
"Tastes like sushi mixed with ice cream... got any more?"-Terra
"Impressive- unless you were aiming for me."-Slade
"I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."-Atlas
"And half of nothing is still nothing."-Atlas
"HELLO? Isn't it obvious? The movie's cursed! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious!"-Beast Boy
"Split up? SPLIT UP?! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy- ME!"-Beast Boy
"Sunrise. Time for bed."-Cyborg
"He's got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find."-Beast Boy
"Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."-Robin
"My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."-Killer Moth
"Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"-Starfire
"I believe, on such occasions, it is the custom to wear a dead plant?"-Starfire
"You know, for a weirdo who lives in his basement, this guy is pretty tough."-Beast Boy
"Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing."-Beast Boy
"Okay, maybe smashing the computer was a bad idea..."-Terra
"Alright, there's only one way that can memorate such a momentous occasion: Waffles!"-Cyborg
"I don't believe it... they actually trust me."-Terra
"The game is never over."-Master of Games
"Someone wanna explain how two hundred armed robots got past my security?"-Cyborg
"Why does the entire world look like it belongs on my grandma's fridge?"-Cyborg
"Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?"-Starfire
"My name is Terra. And I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans, and with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets."-Terra
"You promised to fight by my side forever. And that's a promise I intend to make you keep."-Slade
"That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "-Beast Boy
"It's your life, Terra. Your choice. It's never too late to change."-Beast Boy
"Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known."-Beast Boy
"Mmm-mmm! Sloppy joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!"-Stone (undercover Cyborg)
"It is simple; there is good and there is evil. There are those who commit crimes and those who try and stop them. Both sides are opposites; as different as day and night, and the line between them is clear. Or at least, it's supposed to be..."-Robin
"Not everybody likes to play the big villain, kid. I'm a thief. I'm not threatening your precious city. Just looking out for number one."-Red X
"There is good and there is evil, but the line between them can be almost impossible to find. Does one good deed make him am hero? Am I to blame for all of it because of a single mistake? In the end, all I really know is that the answers don't come easy. It's supposed to be simple. But it's not."-Robin
"I can't tell what's a bed, what's a chair, and what's alive! How am I supposed to take my beauty nap?"-Beast Boy
"I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zambia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!"-Beast Boy
"Hey! Did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I LIKE YAMS!"-Cyborg
"I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything."-Beast Boy
"Oh, Raven, come on! Why can't you just have fun like normal people? Why are you always locked in your dark room reading your nasty old books? Why do you have to be so creepy?"-Beast Boy
"The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the Fourth of July!"-Cyborg
"What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!"-Beast Boy
"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor."-Beast Boy
"There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."-Bumblebee
"Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?!"-Brother Blood
"Gimme my foot so I can kick your butt!"-Cyborg
"DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"-Beast Boy
"I do not like being a cat in this hat!"-Starfire
"Must you overanalyze everything? Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show?"-Mumbo
"Fish tacos?! What were you thinking?! I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!"-Aqualad
"If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence!"-Aqualad
"Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"-Starfire
"You call that the sound of chaos? More like elevator music!"-Beast Boy
"Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."-Pelican
"The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, Blue, Zinthos."-Commercial Voice
(wearing Raven's robe) "You don't need to see our identification."-Beast Boy
"You couldn’t just take a class. You had to travel around the world."-Robin
"The next time an old woman tells you to leave your shoes behind, take them anyway."-Robin
"Monkey see, monkey do- monkey just made a fool of you!"-Monkey
"There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way."-True Master
"There's an easy way and a hard way down this mountain. Looks like you picked the hard way."-Robin
"Ah, young warrior, you take things much too seriously."-True Master
"You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."-Robin
"We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it."-Cyborg
""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."-Slade
"I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea - the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? But honestly - did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it."-Slade
"Skies will burn. Flesh will become to stone. The sun will set on your world, never to rise again."-Slade
"Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"-Slade
(to Raven) "We'll be in touch." (throws Raven off a building) "Oh, and happy birthday."-Slade
"Ok, before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault."-Beast Boy
"Don't do anything. Don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: You start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future."-Cyborg
"I discovered electricity!" (charger blows up) "...or not."-Cyborg
"Man, you may be from the future, but you don't know a thing."-Cyborg
"A true warrior does not need armor."-Sarasim
"Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?"-Bob
"You will suffer for your impudence, green human!"-The Source
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Robin: "You got a problem, tin man?!"
Cyborg: "Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!"
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Starfire: (About the Pudding of Sadness) "Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."
Raven: "My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg."
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Starfire: "I feel like the underside of a Zornian muck-beetle."
Raven: "Tell me about it."
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Starfire: "I wish to initiate a group hug!"
Raven: "Pass."
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Beast Boy: "See? She thinks I'm funny."
Raven: "Statistically, I suppose someone has to."
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Raven: "This party is pointless."
Goth Boy: "Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?"
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Cyborg: "How could you lose the remote?!"
Beast Boy: "What makes you so sure I lost it?"
Cyborg: "Uh, 'cause you're you."
Beast Boy: "Look, just because I lost that video game-"
Cyborg: "And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!"
Beast Boy: "Well, it just disappeared! How am I supposed to know where it went?"
Cyborg: "Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!"
Raven: "Simple. You just get up and change the channel."
Cyborg: "Don't even joke like that."
Raven: "I wasn't joking."
Cyborg: "Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!"
Raven: "This is a pointless argument over a useless device."
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Cyborg: "Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I've been most of those animals!"
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Beast Boy: "I'm not eating meat!"
Cyborg: "There's no meat in pepperoni!"
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Raven: "Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank."
Beast Boy: "Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank...it's a BRILLIANT one!"
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Beast Boy: "Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!"
Raven: "I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."
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Beast Boy: (about Raven) "You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes!"
Cyborg: "At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out."
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Cyborg: (after meeting Pink "Happy" Raven) "Have you ever seen her this happy?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I didn't think Raven could do happy."
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Cyborg: (to Pink "Happy" Raven) "You're laughing?"
Beast Boy: "At one of my jokes?"
Pink "Happy" Raven: "Sure. I always thought you were funny BB, but hey, looks aren't everything!"
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Beast Boy: (To the green Raven) What is your deal?! First you nuke breakfast, then finally laughed at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?!
Happy, Timid and Brave Ravens: I'm Raven.
[Beast Boy faints at the scene of all three together.]
Cyborg: (pointing them each out) Happy, timid, brave.
Happy Raven: You forgot Dopey! (points to Beast Boy and laughs)
Cyborg: Different sides of Raven's personality; we're not in Ravens home...
Beast Boy: We're in her head.
Raven: And I want you out. [The incarnations of Raven's personality disappear as the actual one appears.] The mirror you found is for meditation. (to Beast Boy, getting angry) It's a portal into my (through gritted teeth) MIND, NOT A TOY!
Beast Boy: (nervously) Hehe... my bad.
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Raven: "You... stayed? I thought you didn't like me."
Beast Boy: "Thought you didn't like me."
Cyborg: "Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!"
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Raven: "Thank you... friends."
Beast Boy: "So we really are friends?"
Raven: "Hmmm..." (nods)
Beast Boy: "And you really think I'm funny?"
Raven: "Don't push it."
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Starfire: "Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"
Raven: (tosses her puppet to Starfire) "Knock yourself out."
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Starfire: (as Raven) Oh Raven! This is awful, terribly, horribly awful!
Raven: (as Starfire, dryly) Tell me about it.
Starfire: Very well. Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies which he is using to hunt us down and you and I are in the wrong bodies and-! (she destroys everything she walks past as she gets more worked up)
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Starfire: (as Raven) What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!
Raven: (as Starfire) We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys, and we will get our bodies back. *pause* What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: (as Raven) Nothing!
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Starfire: (as Raven) What was your joyful thought?
Raven: (as Starfire) You don't want to know.
Starfire: (as Raven) Oh, but I do! Please tell me: What did you imagine?
Raven: (as Starfire, sighs) You not talking.
Starfire: (as Raven, crestfallen) Oh...well...I am...glad I was able to help.
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Puppet Beast Boy: "Dude. Get your butt outta my face!"
Puppet Robin: "Can't move. Deal with it."
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Starfire: "We have done it!" (hugs Raven)
Raven: "You're hugging me..."
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Beast Boy: "If you think that's cool, wait'll you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark-"
*Cyborg presses the off switch on Beast Boy's microphone*
Beast Boy: (muffled) "Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!"
Cyborg: "Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone."
Raven: "Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?"
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Beast Boy: "Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous."
*Beast Boy transforms into a whale*
Raven: "He just put on 300,000 pounds. I am so jealous."
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Cyborg: "Main power's down, hydrojets are toast and we're leaking air!"
Robin: "Tell me something I don't know!"
Raven: "Ok. We're all going to drown."
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Beast Boy: (as a squid, chasing the Titan Ship as they sink) "I got it, I got it!" (two whales pass him) "Huh?" (the two whales save the Teen Titans) "They got it? How come they got it?"
Aqualad: (pops up next to him) "Because I asked for their help."
Beast Boy: "You talk to fish? Yeah, right!"
Aqualad: "I'm talking to you, aren't I?"
Beast Boy: "Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid."
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Beast Boy: "You're the best!"
Aqualad: "No, you're the best!"
Beast Boy: "Yeah, you're right."
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Raven: (has a stick red X over her mouth) "Mmmph, mmph!"
Beast Boy: "I dunno, Raven. That's kind of a good look for you."
Cyborg: "Hold still." (he rips the X off with a nasty tearing noise. Beast Boy and Starfire scream)
Raven: (pained faces appear behind her and vanish) "...ow."
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Cyborg: "I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum."
Beast Boy: "Kay... do you come with subtitles?"
Cyborg: "My eye should spot him even if he's invisible."
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Robin: "Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!"
Slade: "On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun."
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Robin: "You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them."
Starfire: "I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?"
Robin: "I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him."
Starfire: "That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."
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Starfire: "Now we need only to locate an exit."
Cyborg: "Or just keep blastin' 'til we make one."
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Cyborg: "Make him laugh!"
Starfire: "How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark?...Fimbar!"
(Beast Boy continues drooling obliviously into space)
Starfire: "Um... "boogers"?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... "boogers."" (realizes he was hypnotized again) "...OH MAN!"
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Starfire: "I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"
Raven: "Beast Boy had a brain?"
Beast Boy: (Wakes up laughing) "Ha ha! Good one!" (realizes he was just insulted, stops laughing, and glares) "Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain...I just don't use it much..."
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Raven: (Looks at Cyborg, milkshakes on the ground around him) Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
Cyborg: What are you doing here?
Raven: Looking for your car. Soon as we turned in Overload to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Cyborg: Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Raven: Maybe, maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little soul of me whenever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda like what happened here. It wasn't just a car, it was... your "baby".
Cyborg: Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
Raven: And someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
Cyborg: (Sees Gizmo drive off in his car) (To Gizmo) Don't get ketchup on the seats!
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Gizmo: "Hey! Let me go, ya barf-smelling hairball!"
*Gizmo farts in Cyborg's face*
Raven: "Okay, making it REALLY hard to concentrate..."
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Robin: "All you care about is destruction."
Slade: "And all you care about, you destroy."
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Slade: "You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."
Robin: "I already have a father."
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Robin: "KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!"
Raven: "Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."
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Starfire: "If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"
Warp: ""Damage"? Silly girl, there's nothing wrong with your past. One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed." (holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."
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Starfire: "Where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, do you wish to be my friend?"
Terra: "Um, Earth, walked, red, and, sure?"
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Atlas: "I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."
Cyborg: "I'm only half human!"
Atlas: "And half of nothing is still nothing."
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Control Freak: Well, well, well! If it isn't my old arch nemesis-ses (Somewhat unsure of the plural of nemesis), the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: Um...Yeah! (Aside to Cyborg) Who is this guy? (Cyborg shrugs in answer.)
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Control Freaks displayed on the televisions: I am the master of monsters! I am your darkest nightmares come to life! I am...Control Freak!
Control Freak: (Aiming his remote at the same wall, causing his doppelgängers to applaud his introduction.)
Raven: (Sarcastically) A couch potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
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Robin: "Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."
Starfire: "It was facinating! I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."
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Killer Moth: "My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."
Kitten: "Hi, Robbie-poo!"
(record scratch sound)Robin: (pause) "Um... what was that last one again?"
Starfire: "Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"
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Starfire: (slaps Kitten) "This "prom" is some kind of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!"
Robin: "It's not a duel, Star. It's a date."
Starfire: (gasps) "Robin does not accept! Do you hear me? ROBIN DOES NOT ACCEPT!"
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Kitten: "Take my arm, lead me in. And would it kill you to smile?"
Robin: "Maybe."
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Starfire: (hugging Terra) "Oh, hello, long-lost friend!! You remember me, yes?!"
Terra: "Of course, Starfire... I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me."
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Terra: Why can't you just trust me?
Raven: Because you don't deserve it. I have to meditate every day to keep my powers under control. And I'm supposed to believe that you can just suddenly control yours? Trust is something is you have to earn!
Terra: How? How do I earn it?
Raven: You can start by trusting me.
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Terra: "Sorry we kind of got off to a rocky start."
Raven: "Actually, I thought things went pretty well. It took me a year to stop hating Beast Boy."
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Speedy: "Winning isn't everything."
Robin: "It's just the only thing that matters."
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Robin: "Maybe the game isn't over."
Master of Games: "The game is never over."
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Terra: "Come on! The night's still young!"
Beast Boy: "But... pie!"
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Terra: "Do you trust me?"
Beast Boy: "More than anyone I've ever met."
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Beast Boy: (to Terra) "We've got to get back to the Tower and..."
Terra: "Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't."
Beast Boy: "What? Why can't you?"
Slade: (appears from shadows) "Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice."
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Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight! What shall we do?"
Robin: "Fight anyway."
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Terra: (to Beast Boy) "You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?"
Beast Boy: (turning his back on her) "Slade was right. You don't have any friends."
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Raven: "This is bad." (notices Beast's Boy's mouth is gone) "Well, it's not all bad."
Beast Boy: (steals Raven's mouth) "Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?!"
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Robin: "You broke reality?!"
Larry: "We did. Together! Oops."
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Larry: "Yay! Larry fixed everything!"
Beast Boy: "Olleh! Uoy ot dexif dnuos I od?"
Larry: "Um, that'll just wear off. Sooner or later."
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Beast Boy: "Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes!"
Raven: "Pull over. I think I'm going to be sick."
Starfire: "Oh, I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes. "
Robin: "Actually, Starfire, it just wasn't humorous."
Raven: "Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes."
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Beast Boy: "Why did the aardvark cross the road?"
Raven: "To beat up the idiot telling jokes about it?"
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Terra: Better be careful, Raven. Beast Boy told me all about your little temper tantrums.
Raven: Anger is pointless. My emotions are in control.
Terra: Naagh, naagh, naagh, "anger is pointless". And you're calling ME a liar? [Raven tries to make a pass at Terra only to have her pulled down by the mud she controls.] Come on, Raven - what stings the most? That I tricked you? That I nearly wiped out your team? That everyone liked me better than you?
Raven: Stop it!
Terra: Or is it that deep down, you really believed that I was your friend?
[Raven loses control of her anger and turns into her twisted form.
Raven: (Attacking Terra) I trusted you! We trusted you! We gave you everything and you treated us like dirt!
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Cyborg: "No more chances."
Starfire: "No more trust."
Raven: "And no more mercy."
Beast Boy: "She's just another criminal."
Robin: "And we're going to stop her. No matter what it takes."
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Terra: "You have to stop me, Beast Boy, please! I don't want to fight anymore!"
Beast Boy: "Then don't let Slade control you anymore!"
Terra: "I have no choice..."
Beast Boy: "That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "
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Beast Boy: "Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise!"
*Beast Boy turns into a string of different animals*Raven: "Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."
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Jinx: "You could have been one of us..."
Cyborg: "I could have been a lot of things."
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Robin: "Who are you?"
Red X: "If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask?"
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Robin: "I thought you didn't like to play the hero."
Red X: "Doesn't mean I don't know how."
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Starfire: "Yes, I will do the what is right for Tamaran..."
Galfor: "You must do what is right... in your heart."
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Cyborg: (after Beast Boy turns into an alien animal) "How did you know you could do that?"
Beast Boy: "Lucky guess."
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Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be fun? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.
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Robin: Cyborg calm down there's something wrong with you let us help.
Cyborg: (Seeing Robin as a steak)You bet there's something wrong. We need gravy! And plenty of it!
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Cyborg: "Ooh, my stomach! I feel like I ate a tire!"
Raven: "That's a distinct possibility."
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Raven: "Now, how would Beast Boy know something like that?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha... I may have, kind of been, uh, a fly on the wall in your room."
Raven: "You look more like a rat to me."
*Raven turns Beast Boy into a rat*Beast Boy: "She morphed me!"
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Raven: "I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t... creepy. And don’t try to tell me I’m not."
Beast Boy:" Okay. Fine. You’re way creepy. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not."
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Beast Boy: "See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!""
Raven: "Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?"
Beast Boy: "What's your point?"
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Cyborg: "And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?"
Bumblebee: "There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."
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Adonis: "You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on!"
Beast Boy: "Dude, it is totally brunged... branged."
Raven: "Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."
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Raven: "Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."
Beast Boy: "Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on."
Raven: "We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."
Beast Boy: "Beast Dude?"
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Beast Boy: "Remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like- bleh! -and you were like- rrr! -and Robin was like- ugh... -but then we found Killer Moth and I was like- Dude! -and Raven was like- zzzzzt! -and Cyborg was like- Boo-yah! -and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things?"
Starfire: "Um... yes?"
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Beast Boy: "Why does that bunny sound like Raven?"
Raven: "Because I am Raven."
Starfire: "Oh! You look so cute!"
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Cyborg: "Hang on a second! We're inside Mumbo's hat, and Raven is inside Mumbo's hat, inside Mumbo's hat?!"
Beast Boy: "DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"
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Robin: "Sorry, Starfire, I must have stepped on your foot."
Starfire: "I believe it was my... tail..."
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Cyborg: (Turned into a bear) Oh, wait until I get my claws on that Mumbo! (Pauses) Did I just say "claws"?! Oh, man!
Starfire: (Turned into a cat) Be thankful that you do not have the fleas... (Scratches)
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Beast Boy: "I got it!"
Cyborg: "It can't involve tanks or man-eating sharks."
Beast Boy: "I don't got it."
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Brother Blood: "Come on, Cyborg, what makes you tick?!"
Cyborg: "A 50,000-watt power cell!"
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Starfire: "Why does the Punk Rocket wish to hurt people with his music? Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"
Raven: "You obviously haven't heard any of my music."
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Pelican: "Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."
Starfire: "I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV-"
Beast Boy: "Hey, Star! Run for your life!"
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Rebecca: "Oh, Lance. I didn't mean to make you fall madly in love with me. But ever since Joaquim left with my evil half-sister-"
Cyborg: "Yo! I don't love you! My name's not Lance, and I just need to know if you've seen a fat guy in an overcoat!"
Rebecca: "Oh, Lance!"
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Beast Boy: "Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens."
Raven: (looking at Beast Boy) "Happens to some of us more than others."
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Monkey: "I am the Guardian of the Trees."
Robin: "And in order to continue my journey, I must first defeat you."
Monkey: "How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I am going to say next?"
Robin: "No."
Monkey: "Me neither."
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Robin: "Why was it so important that I had to get to the top of the mountain before sunset?"
True Master: "It is much easier to see the path when it's not dark!"
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Robin: "You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."
Raven: "Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."
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Dr. Light: "No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!"
Raven: (appears behind him) "Remember me?"
Dr. Light: "I'd like to go to jail now, please."
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Cyborg: "Whoa!"
Slade: ""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."
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Robin: "What's happening?"
Raven: "It's my birthday."
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Slade: "Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"
Raven: "I can try!"
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Researcher: "You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme."
Beast Boy: "Ooh... it's so shiny!"
Researcher: "Yes, it is rather shiny."
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Little Girl: "I want a monkey!"
Beast Boy: "Right. Monkey. I can do that."
*he tries to make a balloon animal- it explodes in his face*
Little Girl: "That's not a monkey! You stink!"
Beast Boy: "Wait! Monkey, look!" (transforms)
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Robin: "Mega Meaty Meat? I've never heard of this place before."
Raven: "Sounds healthy."
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Raven: "Okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me."
Man in Steak Suit: "It's meat-tastic!"
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Robin: "I'm glad you find a way to make some extra money, Beast Boy, but don't you think this place seems a little weird?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes, this place is weird, and I hate it! But I'm not leaving 'til I earn that moped."
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Beast Boy: "Hey, Bob, any chance you could help me out?"
Bob: "That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back."
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Cyborg: "Whoever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up!"
Raven: (discovers the sole ocuppant of the flying saucer... a cow) "So, we're being invaded by cows?"
Starfire: "Use caution; the cow people of Garland Prime are formidable."
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The Source: "What is this?"
Beast Boy: "Lunch. And I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious, meat-free substitute."
The Source: "You're just trying to scare me!"
Beast Boy: "Am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbeque sauce."
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Robin: "Can this day get any weirder?"
(scene moves to Titans in tower with cows)
Raven: "I think it just did."
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Robin: "Beast Boy, you don't need a moped. You can fly."
Beast Boy: "Yeah, but my arms get tired."
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"Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!"-Beast Boy
"Raven? How did...Where...What just... Why are you wearing PINK?!"-Beast Boy
"My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do!"-Cyborg
"Ow! Ow! Bad candy, bad candy! Hey! Stop that! That's not yours!"-Cyborg
"ALL RIGHT!! If y'all are bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg's bitin' back!" (Starts eating the evil candy)
"Mmm... Never knew evil tasted so good..."-Cyborg
"Many of your Earthly ways are still strange to me, but that was... "just plain freaky", correct?"-Starfire
(inside a Beast Boy whale belly) "Although Beast Boy's quick thinking has saved our lives, I believe I am... grossed out?"-Starfire
"Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"-Starfire
"Wonderful! I shall go cultivate the fungus!"-Starfire
"I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."-Starfire
"The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."-Starfire
"I wish to initiate a group hug!"-Starfire
"Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favourite depressing cafe."-Starfire
"What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!"-Starfire
"We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it."-Raven
"I'm not creepy, I'm just different. And I wish there was someone around here who understood that. Someone I could talk to. Someone more like me."-Raven
"Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say."-Raven
"My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset."-Raven
"They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room."-Raven
"Scared isn't same as sorry."-Raven
"I am afraid. I'm afraid... but that doesn't mean I can't fight back!"-Raven
"Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."-Raven
"I have to admit, the mask makes me feel cool."-Raven
"Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."-Raven
"We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."-Raven
"I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."-Raven
"I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain."-Raven
"And now I smell like rhino-butt."-Raven
"So... do we get bathroom breaks?"-Raven
"You're hugging me..."-Raven
"Cool... uh, I mean, oops."-Raven
"Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."-Raven
"Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."-Raven
"Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."-Raven
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Beast Boy is right."-Raven
"Evil beware. We have waffles."-Raven
"Raven, you okay? We stopped by your room and the door's been knocked down."-Robin
"Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build."-Slade
"That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."-Starfire
"I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"-Starfire
"If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin- and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?"-Slade
"You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."-Slade
"Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second."-Slade
"Robin... you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead- do what you must."-Starfire
"If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"-Starfire
"One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed."-Warp
(holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."-Warp
"You mean I'm going to be bald?!"-Beast Boy (rips his hair out in panic)
"Tastes like sushi mixed with ice cream... got any more?"-Terra
"Impressive- unless you were aiming for me."-Slade
"I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."-Atlas
"And half of nothing is still nothing."-Atlas
"HELLO? Isn't it obvious? The movie's cursed! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious!"-Beast Boy
"Split up? SPLIT UP?! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy- ME!"-Beast Boy
"Sunrise. Time for bed."-Cyborg
"He's got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find."-Beast Boy
"Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."-Robin
"My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."-Killer Moth
"Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"-Starfire
"I believe, on such occasions, it is the custom to wear a dead plant?"-Starfire
"You know, for a weirdo who lives in his basement, this guy is pretty tough."-Beast Boy
"Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing."-Beast Boy
"Okay, maybe smashing the computer was a bad idea..."-Terra
"Alright, there's only one way that can memorate such a momentous occasion: Waffles!"-Cyborg
"I don't believe it... they actually trust me."-Terra
"The game is never over."-Master of Games
"Someone wanna explain how two hundred armed robots got past my security?"-Cyborg
"Why does the entire world look like it belongs on my grandma's fridge?"-Cyborg
"Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?"-Starfire
"My name is Terra. And I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans, and with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets."-Terra
"You promised to fight by my side forever. And that's a promise I intend to make you keep."-Slade
"That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "-Beast Boy
"It's your life, Terra. Your choice. It's never too late to change."-Beast Boy
"Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known."-Beast Boy
"Mmm-mmm! Sloppy joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!"-Stone (undercover Cyborg)
"It is simple; there is good and there is evil. There are those who commit crimes and those who try and stop them. Both sides are opposites; as different as day and night, and the line between them is clear. Or at least, it's supposed to be..."-Robin
"Not everybody likes to play the big villain, kid. I'm a thief. I'm not threatening your precious city. Just looking out for number one."-Red X
"There is good and there is evil, but the line between them can be almost impossible to find. Does one good deed make him am hero? Am I to blame for all of it because of a single mistake? In the end, all I really know is that the answers don't come easy. It's supposed to be simple. But it's not."-Robin
"I can't tell what's a bed, what's a chair, and what's alive! How am I supposed to take my beauty nap?"-Beast Boy
"I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zambia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!"-Beast Boy
"Hey! Did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I LIKE YAMS!"-Cyborg
"I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything."-Beast Boy
"Oh, Raven, come on! Why can't you just have fun like normal people? Why are you always locked in your dark room reading your nasty old books? Why do you have to be so creepy?"-Beast Boy
"The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the Fourth of July!"-Cyborg
"What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!"-Beast Boy
"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor."-Beast Boy
"There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."-Bumblebee
"Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?!"-Brother Blood
"Gimme my foot so I can kick your butt!"-Cyborg
"DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"-Beast Boy
"I do not like being a cat in this hat!"-Starfire
"Must you overanalyze everything? Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show?"-Mumbo
"Fish tacos?! What were you thinking?! I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!"-Aqualad
"If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence!"-Aqualad
"Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"-Starfire
"You call that the sound of chaos? More like elevator music!"-Beast Boy
"Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."-Pelican
"The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, Blue, Zinthos."-Commercial Voice
(wearing Raven's robe) "You don't need to see our identification."-Beast Boy
"You couldn’t just take a class. You had to travel around the world."-Robin
"The next time an old woman tells you to leave your shoes behind, take them anyway."-Robin
"Monkey see, monkey do- monkey just made a fool of you!"-Monkey
"There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way."-True Master
"There's an easy way and a hard way down this mountain. Looks like you picked the hard way."-Robin
"Ah, young warrior, you take things much too seriously."-True Master
"You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."-Robin
"We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it."-Cyborg
""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."-Slade
"I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea - the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? But honestly - did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it."-Slade
"Skies will burn. Flesh will become to stone. The sun will set on your world, never to rise again."-Slade
"Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"-Slade
(to Raven) "We'll be in touch." (throws Raven off a building) "Oh, and happy birthday."-Slade
"Ok, before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault."-Beast Boy
"Don't do anything. Don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: You start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future."-Cyborg
"I discovered electricity!" (charger blows up) "...or not."-Cyborg
"Man, you may be from the future, but you don't know a thing."-Cyborg
"A true warrior does not need armor."-Sarasim
"Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?"-Bob
"You will suffer for your impudence, green human!"-The Source
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Robin: "You got a problem, tin man?!"
Cyborg: "Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!"
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Starfire: (About the Pudding of Sadness) "Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."
Raven: "My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg."
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Starfire: "I feel like the underside of a Zornian muck-beetle."
Raven: "Tell me about it."
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Starfire: "I wish to initiate a group hug!"
Raven: "Pass."
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Beast Boy: "See? She thinks I'm funny."
Raven: "Statistically, I suppose someone has to."
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Raven: "This party is pointless."
Goth Boy: "Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?"
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Cyborg: "How could you lose the remote?!"
Beast Boy: "What makes you so sure I lost it?"
Cyborg: "Uh, 'cause you're you."
Beast Boy: "Look, just because I lost that video game-"
Cyborg: "And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!"
Beast Boy: "Well, it just disappeared! How am I supposed to know where it went?"
Cyborg: "Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!"
Raven: "Simple. You just get up and change the channel."
Cyborg: "Don't even joke like that."
Raven: "I wasn't joking."
Cyborg: "Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!"
Raven: "This is a pointless argument over a useless device."
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Cyborg: "Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I've been most of those animals!"
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Beast Boy: "I'm not eating meat!"
Cyborg: "There's no meat in pepperoni!"
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Raven: "Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank."
Beast Boy: "Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank...it's a BRILLIANT one!"
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Beast Boy: "Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!"
Raven: "I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."
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Beast Boy: (about Raven) "You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes!"
Cyborg: "At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out."
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Cyborg: (after meeting Pink "Happy" Raven) "Have you ever seen her this happy?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I didn't think Raven could do happy."
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Cyborg: (to Pink "Happy" Raven) "You're laughing?"
Beast Boy: "At one of my jokes?"
Pink "Happy" Raven: "Sure. I always thought you were funny BB, but hey, looks aren't everything!"
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Beast Boy: (To the green Raven) What is your deal?! First you nuke breakfast, then finally laughed at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?!
Happy, Timid and Brave Ravens: I'm Raven.
[Beast Boy faints at the scene of all three together.]
Cyborg: (pointing them each out) Happy, timid, brave.
Happy Raven: You forgot Dopey! (points to Beast Boy and laughs)
Cyborg: Different sides of Raven's personality; we're not in Ravens home...
Beast Boy: We're in her head.
Raven: And I want you out. [The incarnations of Raven's personality disappear as the actual one appears.] The mirror you found is for meditation. (to Beast Boy, getting angry) It's a portal into my (through gritted teeth) MIND, NOT A TOY!
Beast Boy: (nervously) Hehe... my bad.
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Raven: "You... stayed? I thought you didn't like me."
Beast Boy: "Thought you didn't like me."
Cyborg: "Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!"
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Raven: "Thank you... friends."
Beast Boy: "So we really are friends?"
Raven: "Hmmm..." (nods)
Beast Boy: "And you really think I'm funny?"
Raven: "Don't push it."
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Starfire: "Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"
Raven: (tosses her puppet to Starfire) "Knock yourself out."
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Starfire: (as Raven) Oh Raven! This is awful, terribly, horribly awful!
Raven: (as Starfire, dryly) Tell me about it.
Starfire: Very well. Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies which he is using to hunt us down and you and I are in the wrong bodies and-! (she destroys everything she walks past as she gets more worked up)
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Starfire: (as Raven) What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!
Raven: (as Starfire) We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys, and we will get our bodies back. *pause* What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: (as Raven) Nothing!
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Starfire: (as Raven) What was your joyful thought?
Raven: (as Starfire) You don't want to know.
Starfire: (as Raven) Oh, but I do! Please tell me: What did you imagine?
Raven: (as Starfire, sighs) You not talking.
Starfire: (as Raven, crestfallen) Oh...well...I am...glad I was able to help.
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Puppet Beast Boy: "Dude. Get your butt outta my face!"
Puppet Robin: "Can't move. Deal with it."
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Starfire: "We have done it!" (hugs Raven)
Raven: "You're hugging me..."
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Beast Boy: "If you think that's cool, wait'll you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark-"
*Cyborg presses the off switch on Beast Boy's microphone*
Beast Boy: (muffled) "Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!"
Cyborg: "Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone."
Raven: "Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?"
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Beast Boy: "Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous."
*Beast Boy transforms into a whale*
Raven: "He just put on 300,000 pounds. I am so jealous."
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Cyborg: "Main power's down, hydrojets are toast and we're leaking air!"
Robin: "Tell me something I don't know!"
Raven: "Ok. We're all going to drown."
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Beast Boy: (as a squid, chasing the Titan Ship as they sink) "I got it, I got it!" (two whales pass him) "Huh?" (the two whales save the Teen Titans) "They got it? How come they got it?"
Aqualad: (pops up next to him) "Because I asked for their help."
Beast Boy: "You talk to fish? Yeah, right!"
Aqualad: "I'm talking to you, aren't I?"
Beast Boy: "Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid."
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Beast Boy: "You're the best!"
Aqualad: "No, you're the best!"
Beast Boy: "Yeah, you're right."
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Raven: (has a stick red X over her mouth) "Mmmph, mmph!"
Beast Boy: "I dunno, Raven. That's kind of a good look for you."
Cyborg: "Hold still." (he rips the X off with a nasty tearing noise. Beast Boy and Starfire scream)
Raven: (pained faces appear behind her and vanish) "...ow."
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Cyborg: "I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum."
Beast Boy: "Kay... do you come with subtitles?"
Cyborg: "My eye should spot him even if he's invisible."
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Robin: "Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!"
Slade: "On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun."
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Robin: "You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them."
Starfire: "I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?"
Robin: "I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him."
Starfire: "That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."
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Starfire: "Now we need only to locate an exit."
Cyborg: "Or just keep blastin' 'til we make one."
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Cyborg: "Make him laugh!"
Starfire: "How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark?...Fimbar!"
(Beast Boy continues drooling obliviously into space)
Starfire: "Um... "boogers"?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... "boogers."" (realizes he was hypnotized again) "...OH MAN!"
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Starfire: "I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"
Raven: "Beast Boy had a brain?"
Beast Boy: (Wakes up laughing) "Ha ha! Good one!" (realizes he was just insulted, stops laughing, and glares) "Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain...I just don't use it much..."
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Raven: (Looks at Cyborg, milkshakes on the ground around him) Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
Cyborg: What are you doing here?
Raven: Looking for your car. Soon as we turned in Overload to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Cyborg: Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Raven: Maybe, maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little soul of me whenever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda like what happened here. It wasn't just a car, it was... your "baby".
Cyborg: Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
Raven: And someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
Cyborg: (Sees Gizmo drive off in his car) (To Gizmo) Don't get ketchup on the seats!
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Gizmo: "Hey! Let me go, ya barf-smelling hairball!"
*Gizmo farts in Cyborg's face*
Raven: "Okay, making it REALLY hard to concentrate..."
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Robin: "All you care about is destruction."
Slade: "And all you care about, you destroy."
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Slade: "You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."
Robin: "I already have a father."
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Robin: "KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!"
Raven: "Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."
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Starfire: "If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"
Warp: ""Damage"? Silly girl, there's nothing wrong with your past. One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed." (holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."
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Starfire: "Where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, do you wish to be my friend?"
Terra: "Um, Earth, walked, red, and, sure?"
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Atlas: "I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."
Cyborg: "I'm only half human!"
Atlas: "And half of nothing is still nothing."
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Control Freak: Well, well, well! If it isn't my old arch nemesis-ses (Somewhat unsure of the plural of nemesis), the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: Um...Yeah! (Aside to Cyborg) Who is this guy? (Cyborg shrugs in answer.)
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Control Freaks displayed on the televisions: I am the master of monsters! I am your darkest nightmares come to life! I am...Control Freak!
Control Freak: (Aiming his remote at the same wall, causing his doppelgängers to applaud his introduction.)
Raven: (Sarcastically) A couch potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
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Robin: "Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."
Starfire: "It was facinating! I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."
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Killer Moth: "My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."
Kitten: "Hi, Robbie-poo!"
(record scratch sound)Robin: (pause) "Um... what was that last one again?"
Starfire: "Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"
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Starfire: (slaps Kitten) "This "prom" is some kind of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!"
Robin: "It's not a duel, Star. It's a date."
Starfire: (gasps) "Robin does not accept! Do you hear me? ROBIN DOES NOT ACCEPT!"
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Kitten: "Take my arm, lead me in. And would it kill you to smile?"
Robin: "Maybe."
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Starfire: (hugging Terra) "Oh, hello, long-lost friend!! You remember me, yes?!"
Terra: "Of course, Starfire... I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me."
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Terra: Why can't you just trust me?
Raven: Because you don't deserve it. I have to meditate every day to keep my powers under control. And I'm supposed to believe that you can just suddenly control yours? Trust is something is you have to earn!
Terra: How? How do I earn it?
Raven: You can start by trusting me.
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Terra: "Sorry we kind of got off to a rocky start."
Raven: "Actually, I thought things went pretty well. It took me a year to stop hating Beast Boy."
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Speedy: "Winning isn't everything."
Robin: "It's just the only thing that matters."
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Robin: "Maybe the game isn't over."
Master of Games: "The game is never over."
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Terra: "Come on! The night's still young!"
Beast Boy: "But... pie!"
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Terra: "Do you trust me?"
Beast Boy: "More than anyone I've ever met."
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Beast Boy: (to Terra) "We've got to get back to the Tower and..."
Terra: "Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't."
Beast Boy: "What? Why can't you?"
Slade: (appears from shadows) "Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice."
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Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight! What shall we do?"
Robin: "Fight anyway."
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Terra: (to Beast Boy) "You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?"
Beast Boy: (turning his back on her) "Slade was right. You don't have any friends."
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Raven: "This is bad." (notices Beast's Boy's mouth is gone) "Well, it's not all bad."
Beast Boy: (steals Raven's mouth) "Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?!"
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Robin: "You broke reality?!"
Larry: "We did. Together! Oops."
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Larry: "Yay! Larry fixed everything!"
Beast Boy: "Olleh! Uoy ot dexif dnuos I od?"
Larry: "Um, that'll just wear off. Sooner or later."
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Beast Boy: "Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes!"
Raven: "Pull over. I think I'm going to be sick."
Starfire: "Oh, I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes. "
Robin: "Actually, Starfire, it just wasn't humorous."
Raven: "Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes."
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Beast Boy: "Why did the aardvark cross the road?"
Raven: "To beat up the idiot telling jokes about it?"
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Terra: Better be careful, Raven. Beast Boy told me all about your little temper tantrums.
Raven: Anger is pointless. My emotions are in control.
Terra: Naagh, naagh, naagh, "anger is pointless". And you're calling ME a liar? [Raven tries to make a pass at Terra only to have her pulled down by the mud she controls.] Come on, Raven - what stings the most? That I tricked you? That I nearly wiped out your team? That everyone liked me better than you?
Raven: Stop it!
Terra: Or is it that deep down, you really believed that I was your friend?
[Raven loses control of her anger and turns into her twisted form.
Raven: (Attacking Terra) I trusted you! We trusted you! We gave you everything and you treated us like dirt!
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Cyborg: "No more chances."
Starfire: "No more trust."
Raven: "And no more mercy."
Beast Boy: "She's just another criminal."
Robin: "And we're going to stop her. No matter what it takes."
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Terra: "You have to stop me, Beast Boy, please! I don't want to fight anymore!"
Beast Boy: "Then don't let Slade control you anymore!"
Terra: "I have no choice..."
Beast Boy: "That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "
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Beast Boy: "Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise!"
*Beast Boy turns into a string of different animals*Raven: "Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."
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Jinx: "You could have been one of us..."
Cyborg: "I could have been a lot of things."
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Robin: "Who are you?"
Red X: "If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask?"
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Robin: "I thought you didn't like to play the hero."
Red X: "Doesn't mean I don't know how."
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Starfire: "Yes, I will do the what is right for Tamaran..."
Galfor: "You must do what is right... in your heart."
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Cyborg: (after Beast Boy turns into an alien animal) "How did you know you could do that?"
Beast Boy: "Lucky guess."
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Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be fun? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.
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Robin: Cyborg calm down there's something wrong with you let us help.
Cyborg: (Seeing Robin as a steak)You bet there's something wrong. We need gravy! And plenty of it!
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Cyborg: "Ooh, my stomach! I feel like I ate a tire!"
Raven: "That's a distinct possibility."
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Raven: "Now, how would Beast Boy know something like that?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha... I may have, kind of been, uh, a fly on the wall in your room."
Raven: "You look more like a rat to me."
*Raven turns Beast Boy into a rat*Beast Boy: "She morphed me!"
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Raven: "I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t... creepy. And don’t try to tell me I’m not."
Beast Boy:" Okay. Fine. You’re way creepy. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not."
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Beast Boy: "See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!""
Raven: "Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?"
Beast Boy: "What's your point?"
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Cyborg: "And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?"
Bumblebee: "There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."
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Adonis: "You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on!"
Beast Boy: "Dude, it is totally brunged... branged."
Raven: "Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."
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Raven: "Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."
Beast Boy: "Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on."
Raven: "We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."
Beast Boy: "Beast Dude?"
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Beast Boy: "Remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like- bleh! -and you were like- rrr! -and Robin was like- ugh... -but then we found Killer Moth and I was like- Dude! -and Raven was like- zzzzzt! -and Cyborg was like- Boo-yah! -and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things?"
Starfire: "Um... yes?"
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Beast Boy: "Why does that bunny sound like Raven?"
Raven: "Because I am Raven."
Starfire: "Oh! You look so cute!"
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Cyborg: "Hang on a second! We're inside Mumbo's hat, and Raven is inside Mumbo's hat, inside Mumbo's hat?!"
Beast Boy: "DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"
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Robin: "Sorry, Starfire, I must have stepped on your foot."
Starfire: "I believe it was my... tail..."
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Cyborg: (Turned into a bear) Oh, wait until I get my claws on that Mumbo! (Pauses) Did I just say "claws"?! Oh, man!
Starfire: (Turned into a cat) Be thankful that you do not have the fleas... (Scratches)
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Beast Boy: "I got it!"
Cyborg: "It can't involve tanks or man-eating sharks."
Beast Boy: "I don't got it."
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Brother Blood: "Come on, Cyborg, what makes you tick?!"
Cyborg: "A 50,000-watt power cell!"
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Starfire: "Why does the Punk Rocket wish to hurt people with his music? Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"
Raven: "You obviously haven't heard any of my music."
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Pelican: "Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."
Starfire: "I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV-"
Beast Boy: "Hey, Star! Run for your life!"
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Rebecca: "Oh, Lance. I didn't mean to make you fall madly in love with me. But ever since Joaquim left with my evil half-sister-"
Cyborg: "Yo! I don't love you! My name's not Lance, and I just need to know if you've seen a fat guy in an overcoat!"
Rebecca: "Oh, Lance!"
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Beast Boy: "Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens."
Raven: (looking at Beast Boy) "Happens to some of us more than others."
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Monkey: "I am the Guardian of the Trees."
Robin: "And in order to continue my journey, I must first defeat you."
Monkey: "How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I am going to say next?"
Robin: "No."
Monkey: "Me neither."
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Robin: "Why was it so important that I had to get to the top of the mountain before sunset?"
True Master: "It is much easier to see the path when it's not dark!"
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Robin: "You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."
Raven: "Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."
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Dr. Light: "No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!"
Raven: (appears behind him) "Remember me?"
Dr. Light: "I'd like to go to jail now, please."
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Cyborg: "Whoa!"
Slade: ""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."
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Robin: "What's happening?"
Raven: "It's my birthday."
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Slade: "Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"
Raven: "I can try!"
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Researcher: "You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme."
Beast Boy: "Ooh... it's so shiny!"
Researcher: "Yes, it is rather shiny."
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Little Girl: "I want a monkey!"
Beast Boy: "Right. Monkey. I can do that."
*he tries to make a balloon animal- it explodes in his face*
Little Girl: "That's not a monkey! You stink!"
Beast Boy: "Wait! Monkey, look!" (transforms)
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Robin: "Mega Meaty Meat? I've never heard of this place before."
Raven: "Sounds healthy."
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Raven: "Okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me."
Man in Steak Suit: "It's meat-tastic!"
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Robin: "I'm glad you find a way to make some extra money, Beast Boy, but don't you think this place seems a little weird?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes, this place is weird, and I hate it! But I'm not leaving 'til I earn that moped."
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Beast Boy: "Hey, Bob, any chance you could help me out?"
Bob: "That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back."
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Cyborg: "Whoever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up!"
Raven: (discovers the sole ocuppant of the flying saucer... a cow) "So, we're being invaded by cows?"
Starfire: "Use caution; the cow people of Garland Prime are formidable."
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The Source: "What is this?"
Beast Boy: "Lunch. And I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious, meat-free substitute."
The Source: "You're just trying to scare me!"
Beast Boy: "Am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbeque sauce."
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Robin: "Can this day get any weirder?"
(scene moves to Titans in tower with cows)
Raven: "I think it just did."
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Robin: "Beast Boy, you don't need a moped. You can fly."
Beast Boy: "Yeah, but my arms get tired."
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Saturday, July 11, 2009
Batman Quotes
"And the call me crazy."-The Joker
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Creeper: "Woa! I like a girl who plays rough!"
Robin: "But... she just tried to kill you!"
Creeper: "You're young. You'll learn."
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Batman: "Who are you?"
Creeper: "They call me Yellow-Skinned-Wacky-Man! But I prefer The Creeper!"
Robin: "Call Arkham, quick."
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Creeper: "Woa! I like a girl who plays rough!"
Robin: "But... she just tried to kill you!"
Creeper: "You're young. You'll learn."
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Batman: "Who are you?"
Creeper: "They call me Yellow-Skinned-Wacky-Man! But I prefer The Creeper!"
Robin: "Call Arkham, quick."
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Sunday, July 5, 2009
Part VII
"Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible."-T.E. Lawrence
"The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness."-Norman Cousins
"Since the media want a charimatic prince, I give them one."-Prince Clovis
"If the King doesn't lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?"-Lelouch
(Orange Farm quote) ""-Gilbert G.P. Guilford (QUOTE IS INCOMPLETE - episode: UNCOMFIRMED)
"Ever since we made our big splash at the hotel-jacking, the Black Knights have taken the world by storm. We've become a friend to the weak, just as Zero proclaimed we would. Terrorists who involve civilians, an overbearing military, criminal syndicates, corrupt politicians and profitier; if the law would not punish them, then we would. In the blink of an eye, we'd become heros. Support for us has swelled, and we've even gotten our hands on some nightmares again. Of course, no one could show that in public, because... Because our leader Zero had killed Prince Clovis. There are many in our ranks who wish to know his true identity, myself included. But if we push too hard, I suspect that he would vanish. And without him... I'm fairly certain we'd be finished."-Kallen
"A Britannian? He looks too confident to be a spy. An extremist?"-Lelouch
"The Japanese can't resist jumping on the bandwagon. They hear a well-grounded buzz word, and off they go."-Lelouch
"Yeah, well, everybody loves a hero. And what better hero than a knight?"-Lelouch
"I kinda doubt that's what a real Knight for Justice would say."-C2
"Do you know why snow is white? Snow is white because it has forgotten what color it's supposed to be."-C2
"Let me see you BURST, Britannian!"-Kallen
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C2: "Isn't it wonderful how the number of recruits keep growing?"
Lelouch: "And it was simpler than I ever expected. 'While I bitterly hate the Britannians, I refuse to condone terrorism.' That's the prevailing veiw of most Elevens."
C2: "Then, basically, Elevens support the Black Knights for the most part."
Lelouch: "Which in turn makes it easier for us to operate as a whole. It's a huge help that the people don't report our activities to the Britannians. Plus, I hear some group called Kyoto offered to send us some Nightmares. The number of informants has been increasing quickly, too. The Japanese can't resist jumping on the bandwagon. They hear a well-grounded buzz word, and off they go."
C2: "Hence the 'Knights for Justice' act."
"The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness."-Norman Cousins
"Since the media want a charimatic prince, I give them one."-Prince Clovis
"If the King doesn't lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?"-Lelouch
(Orange Farm quote) ""-Gilbert G.P. Guilford (QUOTE IS INCOMPLETE - episode: UNCOMFIRMED)
"Ever since we made our big splash at the hotel-jacking, the Black Knights have taken the world by storm. We've become a friend to the weak, just as Zero proclaimed we would. Terrorists who involve civilians, an overbearing military, criminal syndicates, corrupt politicians and profitier; if the law would not punish them, then we would. In the blink of an eye, we'd become heros. Support for us has swelled, and we've even gotten our hands on some nightmares again. Of course, no one could show that in public, because... Because our leader Zero had killed Prince Clovis. There are many in our ranks who wish to know his true identity, myself included. But if we push too hard, I suspect that he would vanish. And without him... I'm fairly certain we'd be finished."-Kallen
"A Britannian? He looks too confident to be a spy. An extremist?"-Lelouch
"The Japanese can't resist jumping on the bandwagon. They hear a well-grounded buzz word, and off they go."-Lelouch
"Yeah, well, everybody loves a hero. And what better hero than a knight?"-Lelouch
"I kinda doubt that's what a real Knight for Justice would say."-C2
"Do you know why snow is white? Snow is white because it has forgotten what color it's supposed to be."-C2
"Let me see you BURST, Britannian!"-Kallen
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C2: "Isn't it wonderful how the number of recruits keep growing?"
Lelouch: "And it was simpler than I ever expected. 'While I bitterly hate the Britannians, I refuse to condone terrorism.' That's the prevailing veiw of most Elevens."
C2: "Then, basically, Elevens support the Black Knights for the most part."
Lelouch: "Which in turn makes it easier for us to operate as a whole. It's a huge help that the people don't report our activities to the Britannians. Plus, I hear some group called Kyoto offered to send us some Nightmares. The number of informants has been increasing quickly, too. The Japanese can't resist jumping on the bandwagon. They hear a well-grounded buzz word, and off they go."
C2: "Hence the 'Knights for Justice' act."
Monday, June 29, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Yu-Gi-Oh Quotes
"You know what I like about butterflies? They don't talk!"-Joey
"Relax. I don't want your company. I just needed the upper-hand so I could force you to do something for me. Plus I was bored, and it was fun."-Pegasus
"Hey, I just got a great idea guys: RUN!"-Joey
"So let's thank our lucky stars we're not being chased by giant man-eating tomatos."-Grandpa Moto
"This is ridiculous. Do you realize you're talking to a hologram with your head on it?"-Kaiba
"Anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late."-Kaiba
"Now what do you say we get out there, watch Joey's duel, and do what we do best; cheer from the sidelines!"-Tristan
"Can't these people see this is only a card game?"-Kaiba
"What are you looking at? You think I'm going to let you change my mind? I am not flying to Egypt. Look at me, I'm talking to some golden antique eyeball."-Kaiba
"Yep. We're floating on a fat guy."-Joey
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Joey: "Goooo, Drumsticks!"
Mai: "Uh, guys... Joey named his chicken."
Joey: "It's a Neemittori, Mai."
Mai: "Whatever."
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Kaiba: "I'll never let a snake like you wrap yourself around my company, is that clear?!"
Pegasus: "Relax. I don't want your company. I just needed the upper-hand so I could force you to do something for me. Plus I was bored, and it was fun."
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Kaiba: "So you've got a dweeb army. Am I supposed to be scared to attack?"
Dartz: "Well... Only if destroying an innocent soul concerns you."
Kaiba: "Nahh. As the president of a major corporation, I have to do that every day."
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Kaiba: "Don't you have someone else to annoy?"
Joey: "Nope. Not at the moment."
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Joey: "Are we going or what?"
Kaiba: "What do you think, genius?"
Joey: "I'm detecting some sarcasm, rich-boy."
Kaiba: "Really."
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Joey: "About that underdog card. You said it reminds you of someone, right?"
Yami (Pharoah): "I did? Oh, yes. Um... A little help here?"
(Yami switches places with Yugi)
Yugi: "Oh yeah, well that's really mature, Pharoah!"
Joey: "Well, Yug? 'Cause everyone else over there seems to think that I remind you of this underdog."
Yugi: "They do, huh? Well, let me think of the best way to put this, Joey... That card makes me think of you because even when the odds are against you, you always pull through!"
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Joey: "It's Blue Eyes!"
Tristan: "That would be a statue."
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Mokuba: "Oh, and did I mention every ride is free today?"
Tristan: "You guy rock!"
Joey: "I love this place! Let's tilt and whirl 'til we hurl!"
Tristan: "Ohh yeah!"
Téa: "I need some female friends."
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Mokuba: "You gotta let me know if you notice anything strange."
Téa: "Sure. But you do know that strange things happen to us all the time, right?"
Tristen: "She's got a point there."
Yugi: "But I was hoping this time would be different."
Mokuba: "Huh?"
Yugi: "But so much for that, huh? Just once, I'd like to duel in a tournament for the thrill of it, and not have to worry who's trying to take over the world!"
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Tristan: "You sure that thing is Atlantis?"
Joey: "Hm... Big, ancient city-looking thing rising up out of the ocean? I'd say that fits the bill."
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Capsule Monsters_______
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"Hey! One of those worms just barfed on me!"-Joey
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Yugi: "Thanks a lot. But I've been leading you guys into danger week after week for way too long! You should just-"
Téa: "Look, you've gotta stop talking us out of helping you."
Tristan: "She's right. It's getting real old and it never works. Now let's go!"
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Joey: "Hey, eat my dust, you slowpokes!" (slides down a dune) "Nyayaah!"
Yugi: "Joey! No!"
Tristan: "What was that about us eating your dust?"
Téa: "Look's more like he's the one who bit the dust."
Joey: "Ptew! Ptew! Actually, it's more like I bit the sand..."
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GX_______
"As the Shadow fog rolls past, you all will feel the darkness take you into it's grip... completely."-(duel "boogey man")
"I used to be just like you. An elitest snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed. Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people... Anyway, there's a lesson in there, I'm just not sure where."-Chaz
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(duel boogey man): "Treasure the numbness, for it will not last. Soon, you will be drawn into an infinite chasm of eternal darkness where every waking moment will be filled with a gaping-"
Jaden: "What? Give me a break. How bad can it be? So what? Back at our dorm, we got black-out curtains so that we can sleep in later. I'm not scared of the dark. It's great!"
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Chumbly: "It's ok. The odds are way in Jaden's favor."
Cyrus: "You flunked math, Chumbly."
Chumbly: "No, I got a 54!"
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Bastian: "Great Scott!"
Cyrus: "Aw man."
Hassleberry: "Sam Hill!"
Alexis: "Why don't I have a catch phrase?"
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(Alexis's friend with short hair): "It's an emergency!"
Alexis: "Let me guess, you lost your hairbrush."
(Alexis's friend with short hair): "Even worse."
(Alexis's friend with black hair): "Something happened to our dorm!"
Alexis: "Well... There have been some weird things going on around here lately. But this better be legit!"
*turns and motions to a 'follow me' signal*
Alexis: "Come on!"
(Alexis's friend with short hair): "By the way, did anyone find a pink hairbrush?"
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Addicus: "All of those guys dueled him and lost. Then he turned them into mindless robots!"
Cyrus: "I would have said zombies, but you know, either way."
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"Relax. I don't want your company. I just needed the upper-hand so I could force you to do something for me. Plus I was bored, and it was fun."-Pegasus
"Hey, I just got a great idea guys: RUN!"-Joey
"So let's thank our lucky stars we're not being chased by giant man-eating tomatos."-Grandpa Moto
"This is ridiculous. Do you realize you're talking to a hologram with your head on it?"-Kaiba
"Anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late."-Kaiba
"Now what do you say we get out there, watch Joey's duel, and do what we do best; cheer from the sidelines!"-Tristan
"Can't these people see this is only a card game?"-Kaiba
"What are you looking at? You think I'm going to let you change my mind? I am not flying to Egypt. Look at me, I'm talking to some golden antique eyeball."-Kaiba
"Yep. We're floating on a fat guy."-Joey
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Joey: "Goooo, Drumsticks!"
Mai: "Uh, guys... Joey named his chicken."
Joey: "It's a Neemittori, Mai."
Mai: "Whatever."
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Kaiba: "I'll never let a snake like you wrap yourself around my company, is that clear?!"
Pegasus: "Relax. I don't want your company. I just needed the upper-hand so I could force you to do something for me. Plus I was bored, and it was fun."
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Kaiba: "So you've got a dweeb army. Am I supposed to be scared to attack?"
Dartz: "Well... Only if destroying an innocent soul concerns you."
Kaiba: "Nahh. As the president of a major corporation, I have to do that every day."
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Kaiba: "Don't you have someone else to annoy?"
Joey: "Nope. Not at the moment."
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Joey: "Are we going or what?"
Kaiba: "What do you think, genius?"
Joey: "I'm detecting some sarcasm, rich-boy."
Kaiba: "Really."
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Joey: "About that underdog card. You said it reminds you of someone, right?"
Yami (Pharoah): "I did? Oh, yes. Um... A little help here?"
(Yami switches places with Yugi)
Yugi: "Oh yeah, well that's really mature, Pharoah!"
Joey: "Well, Yug? 'Cause everyone else over there seems to think that I remind you of this underdog."
Yugi: "They do, huh? Well, let me think of the best way to put this, Joey... That card makes me think of you because even when the odds are against you, you always pull through!"
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Joey: "It's Blue Eyes!"
Tristan: "That would be a statue."
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Mokuba: "Oh, and did I mention every ride is free today?"
Tristan: "You guy rock!"
Joey: "I love this place! Let's tilt and whirl 'til we hurl!"
Tristan: "Ohh yeah!"
Téa: "I need some female friends."
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Mokuba: "You gotta let me know if you notice anything strange."
Téa: "Sure. But you do know that strange things happen to us all the time, right?"
Tristen: "She's got a point there."
Yugi: "But I was hoping this time would be different."
Mokuba: "Huh?"
Yugi: "But so much for that, huh? Just once, I'd like to duel in a tournament for the thrill of it, and not have to worry who's trying to take over the world!"
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Tristan: "You sure that thing is Atlantis?"
Joey: "Hm... Big, ancient city-looking thing rising up out of the ocean? I'd say that fits the bill."
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Capsule Monsters_______
""-
"Hey! One of those worms just barfed on me!"-Joey
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Yugi: "Thanks a lot. But I've been leading you guys into danger week after week for way too long! You should just-"
Téa: "Look, you've gotta stop talking us out of helping you."
Tristan: "She's right. It's getting real old and it never works. Now let's go!"
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Joey: "Hey, eat my dust, you slowpokes!" (slides down a dune) "Nyayaah!"
Yugi: "Joey! No!"
Tristan: "What was that about us eating your dust?"
Téa: "Look's more like he's the one who bit the dust."
Joey: "Ptew! Ptew! Actually, it's more like I bit the sand..."
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GX_______
"As the Shadow fog rolls past, you all will feel the darkness take you into it's grip... completely."-(duel "boogey man")
"I used to be just like you. An elitest snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed. Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people... Anyway, there's a lesson in there, I'm just not sure where."-Chaz
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(duel boogey man): "Treasure the numbness, for it will not last. Soon, you will be drawn into an infinite chasm of eternal darkness where every waking moment will be filled with a gaping-"
Jaden: "What? Give me a break. How bad can it be? So what? Back at our dorm, we got black-out curtains so that we can sleep in later. I'm not scared of the dark. It's great!"
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Chumbly: "It's ok. The odds are way in Jaden's favor."
Cyrus: "You flunked math, Chumbly."
Chumbly: "No, I got a 54!"
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Bastian: "Great Scott!"
Cyrus: "Aw man."
Hassleberry: "Sam Hill!"
Alexis: "Why don't I have a catch phrase?"
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(Alexis's friend with short hair): "It's an emergency!"
Alexis: "Let me guess, you lost your hairbrush."
(Alexis's friend with short hair): "Even worse."
(Alexis's friend with black hair): "Something happened to our dorm!"
Alexis: "Well... There have been some weird things going on around here lately. But this better be legit!"
*turns and motions to a 'follow me' signal*
Alexis: "Come on!"
(Alexis's friend with short hair): "By the way, did anyone find a pink hairbrush?"
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Addicus: "All of those guys dueled him and lost. Then he turned them into mindless robots!"
Cyrus: "I would have said zombies, but you know, either way."
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
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