Naruto and Ranma 1/2 Crossovers Quotes (by Davros)

"Ranma would have said something but he really didn't feel the urge. He was rather too busy dealing with the fact that it felt like someone had tried to suck his eyeballs out with a straw and then moved on to tap-dancing on his brain when that didn't work."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Ranma's narrative view)

"Since when do you not jump at the chance to chuck pointy, metal things at me? I remember you beating up a little kid because he looked like me."-Ranma

"I don't need anymore crazy wives or fiancees or fangirls or stalkers."-Ranma

"Torture? Oh hell no. First sign of hot pokers and he was breaking loose. Diplomacy be damned. No one was inserting anything into any of his orifices."-Ranma

"The only ninja I know is a crazy transvestite. It's not something I try to emulate."-Ranma

"I'm old, but I think a wise man would have found another successor by now."-Third Hokage (H. Sarutobi)

"Wise, old martial arts masters are always – always – nuts. Either that or perverted."-Ranma

"Cologne teaches random strangers the secret techniques of her tribe for personal amusement. How normal is that?"-Ranma

"Who thinks it's a great idea to prank ANBU while wearing bright orange clothes and cackling like a lunatic?"-Anko

"And yet you still suck like a vacuum cleaner."-Anko

"You know, this really isn't what I had in mind when I signed up to be a ninja. I expected more blood and guts and less hammers and nails... unless said hammer was being used to apply said nails to enemies."-Mousse (Mu Sue)

"What use is a diversion if it's so obviously fake?"-Anko

"There was nothing quite like beating the tar out of one of the idiot brigade to work off some steam, really. It was soothing. Some people drank sake to relax, some meditated, some perved on pretty girls, he beat up his rivals. It relaxed him and it was practice. Ideal."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Ranma's narrative view)

"People aren't born evil, Anko. Even Orochimaru was a simple child with the world at his fingertips once upon a time. You'd do well to remember that."-Third Hokage (H. Sarutobi)
"Ranma couldn't brood if his life depended on it. Five minutes tops before some shiny thing distracts him."-Anko

"Sarutobi just couldn't make sense of that. He understood the words and the sentence structure made sense but the facts just didn't compute. Stupidity on that level... how did such a person last into adulthood?"- Davros from FanFiction.Net (as Sarutobi, the Third Hokage's narrative view)

"Yes, it was most satisfying to watch Saotome shove his foot in his mouth and then get his leg forced down after it by an irritated female. It was one of his more endearing habits, as far as Mousse was concerned."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Mousse's narrative view)

"It was amazing how the tension would just flow out of a room as everyone joined in the age-old tradition of laughing at the guy who just got humiliated. Heart-warming, really."- Davros from FanFiction.Net (in Ranma's narrative view)

"That was how Orochimaru died. Too slow. Too surprised. Unable to defend himself. He died with Kakashi's hand shoved through his chest and with his eyes on Kabuto, his minion, who did nothing to help him."- from Its the shinobi life for us by Davros on FanFiction.Net

Naruto Fanfiction Quotes (by Sarah1281)

Naruto Fanfiction Quotes (by Lucillia)

Naruto Abridged (Ninjabridge version) Quotes

Zabuza: "I'll show you pussy-ass!
Kakashi/(not!)David Bowie: "Well, at least buy me a drink first."

Naruto Abridged (ICanadianJutsuI version) Quotes

Hotaru Takana Quotes

"Until now, I've always believed the UK was in the middle of Europe. This is a story written by an idiot like that."-Hotaru Takana

Naruto Abridged (Vegeta3986 and MasakoX version) Quotes

Naruto Shippuden Quotes

"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion."-Deidara

Daria Quotes

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Jane: "Thanks for the ride, Trent."
Trent: "No problem. I needed a break anyway, I've been practicing for 10 hours straight."
Jane: "Daria, would you say sleeping with a guitar in your hands as practicing?"
Trent: "As long as you don't drop it."
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Albert Hitchcock Quotes

"If you show a gun in the first act, it had better have been fired by the third act."-Hitchcock

Dennis Leary Quotes

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"-Dennis Leary

Robert Browning Quotes

"Heap logs, and let the blaze laugh out!"- Robert Browning

Benjamin Franklin Quotes

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."- Benjamin Franklin

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards."- Benjamin Franklin

Woody Allen Quotes

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."- Woody Allen

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."-Woody Allen

Al Capone Quotes

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."- Al Capone

Sidney Goff Quotes

"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."- Sidney Goff

J.W. Eagan Quotes

"Never judge a book by its movie."- J.W. Eagan

Vision of Escaflowne Abridged Quotes by hbi2k

Fan Fiction Quotes

"So the angels are evil sex changing alien teenagers?"- weebee from FanFiction.Net (a random NERV worker)

"So he was living with a crazy person. What else is new?"- weebee from FanFiction.Net (as Ranma)

"Misato sat at the kitchen table, sighing in relief as Ranma and Shinji walked out of the room. Every time she looked at the pigtailed boy, she kept seeing an image of gigantic white wings stretching from a field of snow superimposed over his form."- weebee from FanFiction.Net (in a narrative view)

"Being short-sighted is the best way to combat people with long range plans. It makes you harder to predict."- weebee from FanFiction.Net (Gando Ikari)

"Women are confusing. I turn into one and I don't understand half of the things they do."- weebee from FanFiction.Net (as Ranma)

"First rule of bragging: Unless the other guy has explicit proof that you're wrong, NEVER admit that what you did is less impressive than what he did."- weebee from FanFiction.Net (as Ranma)

"'If there's a fight somewhere, It doesn't matter if he has to break laws of physics to do it, Ranma Saotome WILL get involved.'"- weebee from FanFiction.Net (Daisuke quoting an old Furinkan High motto)

"Nothing better to get those really bad thoughts out of your head than a sex change."- weebee from FanFiction.Net (as Ranma)

"They were also drawing strange looks, but these ones were mostly generated by the fact that they were apparently having a very intense shouting match while holding hands."- weebee from FanFiction.Net (in a narrative view)

"I didn't say I was indestructible, just damned lucky."- weebee from FanFiction.Net (as Kaji)

"She's too annoying to die, and I'm too stubborn to let her."- weebee from FanFiction.Net (as Kaji)

""I mean how you're going around, changing the future!" The other girl yelled, and then blushed as she noticed that several nearby people had turned their heads to look. "Look, this place is too public, we're going to a restaurant to talk." Not noticing that the residents of Nerima had just shrugged and gone on with their lives after hearing something about possible time travel, the girl grabbed Saffron by the hand and started pulling."- weebee from FanFiction.Net (as Skuld)

"Normal is a very funny euphemism sometimes."- Kyia Star from FanFiction.Net (as Mai)

"If I slap him upside the head... would it help?"- Kyia Star from FanFiction.Net (as Lin)

"Only gay men understand women."- Kyia Star from FanFiction.Net (as Bou-san/Takigawa)

"Is he talking to... his hair? He is, isn't he?"- Millie M. Banshee from FanFiction.Net (as Tetsuzaemon)

"Bra Sizes. A-Almost a boob, B-Barely a boob, C-Can't complain, D-Damn, DD-Double Damn, E-Enormous, F-Fake, G-Get a reduction, and H-Help I've fallen and I can't get up!"- Millie M. Banshee from FanFiction.Net (written as a text message from Yoruichi)

"Why does Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi wear his Zanpaktou up front and center? I mean wouldn't that hurt having that right there? He's has got to be kicking it all the time and clashing it with his 'other sword.' What if he caught it on something underfoot? Can anyone one say, 'ouch!'? Or maybe he's compensating for lack there of if you know what I mean. Hint, hint..."- Millie M. Banshee from FanFiction.Net (as Kon)

"How does Captain Kenpachi Zaraki keep his hair up like that, huh? He can't be using standard hair gel. And what's with the tiny bells on the end of each spike? That would drive me insane. I mean every time I moved my head I would jingle. Talking about a ringing in one's ears. Sheesh... Not only that but those spikes have to be super hard to stand straight like that and when you add in his sheer height I wander just how many birds he's skewed over the years? I shudder and the mere thought of it..."- Millie M. Banshee from FanFiction.Net (as Kon)

"If I can beat the crap out of flaming chickens, I can beat the crap out of flying books."- Author Roy from FanFiction.Net (as Ranma)

"Narcissists should be drowned at birth."- jactehsniper from FanFiction.Net (as Mai)

"I rank about as high as a bad book; only there to fill the gap because it looks funny if left empty."- jactehsniper from FanFiction.Net (as Mai)

"Naru batted the collar away again, and stared angrily up at her. Mai glared back determinedly, before retrying. What followed was a battle of reflexes: Mai to get the collar on, Naru to keep the collar off. One pounced, the other dodged and thus they wasted ten minutes of their morning, punctuated by growls, hisses, Mai's yelps of pain whenever she lost her balance and crashed into the armrest, and Naru's orders to cease and desist."- jactehsniper from FanFiction.Net (in a narrative view)

"Naru didn't answer he just turned away from her stubbornly, his eyebrow twitching, the ears slipping into a droop from the sudden movement. The normally handsome young man suddenly looked very cute and adorable, like a sulking kitten."- jactehsniper from FanFiction.Net (in a narrative view)

"Luella, your house is haunted! The toaster won't stop staring at me."- Cullenvs.Black120 from FanFiction.Net

"He's the Easter bunny but he had a rough childhood so the tough outer shell is causing him to look like a demon ninja-butler named Jason Myers with knives for fingers that hitchhikes on Fleet Street but in reality he's a fluffy bunny!"- Cullenvs.Black120 from FanFiction.Net (as Mai - Ghost Hunt)

"They all resumed their original poses, having gotten over the disruption that Naru had made. Liz shot him a look, telling him not to mess this up again. He simply frowned at her, basically saying 'I'll mess it up if I want to.' She frowned and elbowed Naru in the stomach, causing him to double over, he knocked into Mai who was flung against him after Masako tripped backwards into John. Naru was still doubled over in pain with Mai draped over him, John and Masako were tangled together which looked really awkward. Luella tripped over her own feet, bumping into Yasuhara who hit Bou-san. Bou-san, having lost his balance, hit Ayako in the butt. She spun around, slapping him in the face and sending him reeling into Lin and Madoka. While his grandparents stood calmly in the middle, smiling at the camera."- Cullenvs.Black120 from FanFiction.Net

"The memory loss is gradual. Shinigami have between ten and thirty years after gaining their spiritual powers before they lose their memories in life completely, which is, for ex-Shinobi, the moment they die. She's been dead for about 15-16 years, and is on the lower half of the average memory loss time. Minato is on the high-end, and has only lost a third of his memories so far. Sarutobi, who only died three years ago, can't tell the difference between natural senility and his Shinigami memory loss. He just hasn't been dead long enough."- Dalxein from FanFiction.Net (Author's Notes exposition)

"Sado was the same kind of genius as Ichigo and Naruto. While they excelled in scholastics through study, their specialty was utilizing information to determine a situational outcome in the fraction of a second. Simply put, they were made to think in combat. Especially when that meant figuring out someone wasn't your opponent before you killed them... A wink tended to be a good indicator of this."- Dalxein from FanFiction.Net (from a narrative view)

"Deep in the dark recesses of the Village Hidden in the Rain, four figures stood in the void that was their lair. One knelt in quiet subjugation before another, who was glaring down at the first. The third held their gaze down on the bowed head condescendingly. The fourth leaned against the wall, contemplating life, existence, and the wonders of dairy products while juggling various fruits and humming a spirited tune."- Dalxein from FanFiction.Net (from a narrative view)

"Forged by a path of blood and pain, I walk the line of gray. Memories of old destroyed by the new, I face my demons like I knew. Forever bathed with blood and pain, I walk through the darkness towards the light of day."- Myevltwin from FanFiction.Net (author's summary)

"Thinking of life,we fail to realize,that our lives are just clocks counting seconds till our impending death."- Akuma-Chibi from FanFiction.Net (author's summary)

"Sometimes support comes in the form of bamboo rails and in other times it comes in the form of falling straight on your ass."- RayShippouUchiha from FanFiction.Net (author's summary)

"As Kuwabara recovered from his near suffocation by soda, the rest of them began to gather their wits."- YumeMori from FanFiction.Net (in a narrative view)

"If she could label moments, she would have no issues labeling the coming one as pure hell."- YumeMori from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

""You must be joking!" he shouted, his arms flailing in an attempt to make the situation clearer."- YumeMori from FanFiction.Net (as Kuwabara)

"On the other side of town, Inuyasha was sneezing and gagging himself to an early grave, cursing his ultra sensitive nose vehemently."- L.A.D. CORP. iNC. from FanFiction.Net (from a narrative view)

"She wasn’t sure whether her astonishment stemmed from Shikamaru being awake at this ungodly hour or his sliding a mug of steamed milk across the table to her the moment she sat down opposite him. As if he had expected her. As if he knew that there was a lot she needed to get off her chest."- L.A.D. CORP. iNC. from FanFiction.Net (in Kagome's narrative view)

"Should she be concerned the hastily drawn arrow had looked like words to her?"- L.A.D. CORP. iNC. from FanFiction.Net (in Kagome's narrative view)

"If anything, her words made him redouble his efforts to lead her to another section of the market (her stomach can thank him later)."- L.A.D. CORP. iNC. from FanFiction.Net (in narrative Shikamaru's view)

"Who makes lemonade with a blender anyway?! And why’d you have to forget to put the top on?!"- L.A.D. CORP. iNC. from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"It's like babysitting two year olds... Two year olds that have guns and swords."- Youshiie from FanFiction.Net (as Kurama)

"Love is a mischievous mistress, indeed. She can ensnare you all at once, with a single glance, or she can slowly infest her way into the whole of your heart."- SachiNyoko from FanFiction.Net (as Usagi/Serena aka Sailor Moon)

"That is the fate of anyone of legend I think. If they ever were real that is, and they live, they simply fade into the background, and live quietly, until they are all but forgotten."- Sorry Charlie from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"Fear is the darker side of faith."- Sorry Charlie from FanFiction.Net (as Shippo)

"Science teaches that all things trend towards entropy. All things fall apart; decay is the natural state of world. The new building begins to crumble from the moment the first foundation stone is put in place. Societies rise only so that they can glorify their ultimate fall. Even intangible things are susceptible to entropy. Ideas inspire, then are forgotten in the mists of time. Relationships are born in a fiery passion and burn out, leaving nothing but cold hard reality."- muishiki from FanFiction.Net (from a narrative view)

"She thought, unconsciously tilting her head and looking passed all the people passing her by, unaware of even her presence as they went on with their undeniably short lives. Making a living that when they die will be for nothing. Even if all the money they make goes to their friends and family—it's all for nothing, because in the end, it's all going to be lost. Everything they did will be forgotten and lost in the pages of life, slowly fading like lost memories..."- Reiuko from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"This wasn't working. The more Ikkaku tried to convince the kid to relax, the more he writhed and lashed out. Annoyed and getting thoroughly confused, Ikkaku did the only other thing that came to his mind: he banged his forehead into the kid's head, hard, effectively knocking him out. He had a vague impression that he had just failed some cosmic "Dealing with children – The basics" test, but he didn't care: he'd gotten the results he wanted, that was all that mattered."- Delmarch from FanFiction.Net (as Ikkaku)

"An imaginary voice in his head had just told him that he disgusted it. That was bad. That was really bad... He could see only one way to deal with that... "Another one!""- Delmarch from FanFiction.Net (as Ikkaku on a drinking binge)

"Life is like a book. From birth to death, cover to cover, the story keeps going with a chapter for every year. Comedy, suspense, tragedy, romance, horror, the list goes on. There's a genre for everybody."- yellowmoon27 from FanFiction.Net

"The instructions asked the rest of the book if they should combust yet, or wait another five minutes. The rest of the cooking book said wait five minutes. The cake instructions swore furiously in the sugary sweet language of cakes and sugarplums."- sorciere de roux from FanFiction.Net


"A man can only be the universe's chewtoy for so long."- Moczo from FanFiction.Net (Narrative view about Hitsugaya)

"Anger turned to disbelief. Disbelief collided with confusion. Confusion lead to mounting realization. And realization died laughing as the full humor of the situation made itself apparent."- Valakun from FanFiction.Net (from a narrative view)

"For some reason, the idea of calling a hundred meter tall bloodthirsty raccoon demon 'mother' was disturbing."- Sdebeli frm FanFiction.Net (as Naruto)

"I can deal with my few seconds of depression for the sake of making another smile for much longer."- angelic memories from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"The world is a riddle."- angelic memories from FanFiction.Net (as Seria, Kagome's handmaiden in the Western Palace)

"This can't be real. It has to be my imagination. Maybe I've spent too much time in the [Feudal Era]. Too many razed villages, too many burials, too many [demons] and too much caffeine."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"Your spirit is strong. Foolish, but strong. To stand and fight to protect your charge, despite your weakness and to stab your fear, by stabbing that human filth. This all speaks of the power that dwells within you. One can train one's body and one can train one's mind, but a strong spirit is something that one must be born with."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net (as Sesshomaru)

"There are no regrets in this life. To live in vengeance and lament is to ask for an eternity of suffering. This Sesshoumaru is too proud to walk such a path."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net (as Sesshomaru)

"Nothing was as simple as it seemed. No one was a simple as they seemed either."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net

"There is only one prison and that's the one of your heart and mind."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net

"A man buries that which he loathes or fears, but a dog buries that which he treasures."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net

"Like love and hate, pride and shame are not such different feelings."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net

"Impatience often leads to ignorance and that alone has led even the mightiest to their demise."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net (as Sesshomaru)

"Matters of the heart and the soul can affect even the most disciplined of warriors."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net (as Sesshomaru)

"All creatures care for their young, for their family and the intelligent ones may even love their children. Whether they are good or evil does not matter for love does not change the fundamental nature of the beast."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net

"Bravery and foolishness are often one and the same. All that separates them is success."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net

"The answer to the mystery was here, but her path as it always has been was to the future."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net

"There are times when the past is best left to be forgotten by more than those who cannot remember it."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net

"Her voice failed her as she was snared by the baffling significance of his words. That is until she realized how inadequately it had answered her question."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net

"You are not a lord of [demons], but of vague and unfulfilling answers."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"We can't change what happens in the past, but we can decide what we make of our mistakes in the future."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net

"I hope you will always find peace with the sea and even more so inside your heart."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"Innocence doesn't last forever. It's just not meant to. Sometimes though, it's nice to pretend. To go back to a time when a tangled knot in your hair was your biggest worry."- LadyBattosai from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"There is no way of guaranteeing anything ever. The mystery of fate is solved at the moment it becomes now. Not before then."- Greed's Accident from FanFiction.Net

"I wonder what it was that hurt you so deeply. I've figured out what your problem is. You've locked away every emotion, until you have nothing left but what you believe protects you: hate, disgust, superiority, and pride. And because of that, you've lost the ability to trust anyone. And without that trust, there is no one that you could honestly call a friend."- Serephina of the Kamis from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"Acting as if you know all is not wisdom."- Serephina of the Kamis from FanFiction.Net

"Since the beginning of time, Mankind has sought to improve itself. Great cities and empires have been built, which have later crumbled into dust. Amazing scientific theories about the universe have been discovered, which have later been proven wrong. Complex battle tactics and advanced fighting techniques have been developed, which have since been made obsolete with the invention of weapons of mass destruction. And while Mankind has been doing all this women have sat back and watched them as they made asses of themselves."- Kagehoshi Shadowstar from FanFiction.Net

"Memory lane was a section of an old farm."- PsychicOtaku182 from FanFiction.Net

"Right, and Sesshoumaru wears boxers with hearts on them."- Illianbo from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"You try imagining Gramps poking through your love life. Better yet, imagine five hundred years worth of gossip being recorded and poked around by said nosy Gramps."- Illianbo from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome)

"Oh my God! I've been reincarnated as an imbecile!"- mrthou from FanFiction.Net (as Yahiko)

"From trees and earth to flesh and bones, everything burns at the right temperature. But sometimes the most dangerous flames are the ones in our hearts."- ConsistentlyInconsistent from FanFiction.Net (author's summary)

"Darkness was his playground and he was very comfortable in it. After all, he was a creature of the night."- ShadowFoxMoon from FanFiction.Net (as Alucard - Hellsing's Dracula)

"Why were these people so obsessed with their automobiles to completely dedicate a room to them?"- Aura from FanFiction.Net (as Byakuya)

"Is it really even math anymore when they put in half the alphabet? I feel like I'm taking some sort of strange advanced vocabulary test..."- Aura from FanFiction.Net (as Kagome, about "the precalculus nonsense in front of her.")

"Renji started to wonder if he had actually died from his wounds in the war and he was instead in some sort of bizarre hell of endless paperwork and annoying co-workers."- Aura from FanFiction.Net (in Renji's narrative view)

"Don't write. Don't call. Just send us the reimbursement check."- Ithilwen K-Bane from FanFiction.Net (as Kurama - YYH)

"That fruitcake was covered in strawberry decals. A person living with an allergy needs to take some self-responsibility."- Ithilwen K-Bane from FanFiction.Net

"So let me get this straight, Kurama; We've faced down everything from evil tournaments to psychic rifts in the space-time continuum, and you want us to go up against a fanfiction site for ditching a few stories?"- Ithilwen K-Bane from FanFiction.Net (as Yusuke)

"Spare me the details. When I want to know what goes on inside the human body, I'll slice one open."- Ithilwen K-Bane from FanFiction.Net (as Hiei)

"Well, every once in a while, one of those rich, arrogant types – the guys who think they can, and try to, buy their way out of anything – happens to have the ability to see spirits, like you. A Soul Reaper pays them a visit... well, Byakuya makes an especially convincing Grim Reaper."- Shadowed Bankai from FanFiction.Net (as Rukia)

"Aizen was gaping at the screen as Ulquiorra put his hand on his hips and rolled them. He watched in pure horror as his favorite Espada put is arms on his head and did the whole Macarena dance once again."- Name Whore from Fiction.Net (narrative)

~**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Davros from FanFiction.Net ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**~
Ranma: "Oh, man, you're a 'wise, old' martial arts master are you?"
Third Hokage: "I'm old. But I think a wise man would have found another successor by now. Why do you ask?"
Ranma: "Because wise, old martial arts masters are always – always – nuts. Either that or perverted."
Mousse: "Cologne isn't nuts or perverted."
Ranma: "Cologne teaches random strangers the secret techniques of her tribe for personal amusement. How normal is that?"
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Anko: "I am Anko Mitarashi. And for some unfathomable reason the power that be have decided that I will be your jounin-sensei."
Ranma: "Lucky us."
Anko: (continues, ignoring Ranma) "It's really, really hard for me to think of something I'd choose training a bunch of over-aged genin over. So don't expect me to make this test easy for you."
*Ryoga bared his fangs at her in a ferocious grin.*
Anko: "But I suppose we should observe the formalities. So likes, dislikes, dreams. Cough it up to your spectacular sensei, boys."
Ranma: "I like martial arts and dislike fiancées. My dream is to be the best. Uh, that's about it."
Anko: "Weirdo. Next."
Mousse: "I like Shampoo and dislike... competitors. My dream is to win Shampoo."
Anko: "I'm not even going to touch that one. Next."
Ryoga: "I like martial arts and dislike arrogant bastards. My dream is to be the best."
Anko: "And people think I'm strange. Okay, now-"
Ranma: "So what about you then? Come on, cough it up to your sensational students."
Anko: "I like dango and dislike the snake bastard. My dream is to kill the snake bastard and stick his head on a pike for all to see. Satisfied?"
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Ryoga: "I... have no idea how much this is. Is it a lot?"
Anko: "Idiots. It's enough to live off for a few months. An A-class bounty brings in a lot of booze and dango."
Ranma: "Great. If I ever want to wind up stinking in a gutter somewhere, I'll take your advice right to heart."

~**~~~~~~~~~ L.A.D. CORP. iNC. from FanFiction.Net ~~~~~~~~~**~
Kagome: "Oh. My. God."
Shikamaru: "Oh, those. They smell nice and they help me relax."
Kagome: "Nice?! Relax?! What kind of guy are you?!"
Shikamaru: "A very gay one; now leave my candles alone."
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Shikamaru: "You made curry?"
Kagome: "Lee gave me the recipe."
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Ino: "So... the daisies didn’t work and now you’re going to drug her."
Shikamaru: "Yes, knocking her out for a couple of days will do me real good after she wakes up."
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Kagome: "Stop acting like it'll kill you; it's just tea, with honey and lemon!"
Shikamaru: "‘JUST’ she says... knowing you, there'll be cayenne pepper and butter somewhere in there too."
Kagome: "But it'll help you recover! Do you like being sick?!"
*his eyes bulged at her confirmation. he struggled even harder to escape*

~**~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hieirulesall from FanFiction.Net ~~~~~~~~~~~~**~
SpiritFighter (Yusuke): Didn't you call him a fool while he was here, though?
MasteroftheDragon (Hiei): Yes, but I think everyone is a fool.

~**~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kyia Star from FanFiction.Net ~~~~~~~~~~~~~**~
Bou-san: "You've still got a lot to learn about life."
Naru: "Don't you mean women?"
Bou-san: "Naru-chan, only gay men understand women."

"- from FanFiction.Net ()

Teen Titans Quotes

"Uh, how did I get here and why am I covered in drool?"-Beast Boy

"Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!"-Beast Boy

"Raven? How did...Where...What just... Why are you wearing PINK?!"-Beast Boy


"My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do!"-Cyborg

"Ow! Ow! Bad candy, bad candy! Hey! Stop that! That's not yours!"-Cyborg

"ALL RIGHT!! If y'all are bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg's bitin' back!" (Starts eating the evil candy)

"Mmm... Never knew evil tasted so good..."-Cyborg

"Many of your Earthly ways are still strange to me, but that was... "just plain freaky", correct?"-Starfire

(inside a Beast Boy whale belly) "Although Beast Boy's quick thinking has saved our lives, I believe I am... grossed out?"-Starfire

"Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"-Starfire

"Wonderful! I shall go cultivate the fungus!"-Starfire

"I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."-Starfire

"The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."-Starfire


"I wish to initiate a group hug!"-Starfire

"Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favourite depressing cafe."-Starfire

"What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!"-Starfire

"We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it."-Raven

"I'm not creepy, I'm just different. And I wish there was someone around here who understood that. Someone I could talk to. Someone more like me."-Raven

"Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say."-Raven

"My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset."-Raven

"They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room."-Raven

"Scared isn't same as sorry."-Raven

"I am afraid. I'm afraid... but that doesn't mean I can't fight back!"-Raven
"Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."-Raven

"I have to admit, the mask makes me feel cool."-Raven

"Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."-Raven

"We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."-Raven
"I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."-Raven


"I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain."-Raven


"And now I smell like rhino-butt."-Raven


"So... do we get bathroom breaks?"-Raven

"You're hugging me..."-Raven

"Cool... uh, I mean, oops."-Raven


"Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."-Raven

"Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."-Raven
"Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."-Raven


"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Beast Boy is right."-Raven

"Evil beware. We have waffles."-Raven

"Raven, you okay? We stopped by your room and the door's been knocked down."-Robin

"Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build."-Slade

"That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."-Starfire

"I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"-Starfire

"If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin- and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?"-Slade

"You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."-Slade

"Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second."-Slade

"Robin... you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead- do what you must."-Starfire
"If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"-Starfire

"One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed."-Warp

(holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."-Warp

"You mean I'm going to be bald?!"-Beast Boy (rips his hair out in panic)

"Tastes like sushi mixed with ice cream... got any more?"-Terra

"Impressive- unless you were aiming for me."-Slade

"I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."-Atlas

"And half of nothing is still nothing."-Atlas


"HELLO? Isn't it obvious? The movie's cursed! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious!"-Beast Boy

"Split up? SPLIT UP?! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy- ME!"-Beast Boy

"Sunrise. Time for bed."-Cyborg

"He's got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find."-Beast Boy

"Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."-Robin

"My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."-Killer Moth

"Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"-Starfire

"I believe, on such occasions, it is the custom to wear a dead plant?"-Starfire

"You know, for a weirdo who lives in his basement, this guy is pretty tough."-Beast Boy

"Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing."-Beast Boy

"Okay, maybe smashing the computer was a bad idea..."-Terra

"Alright, there's only one way that can memorate such a momentous occasion: Waffles!"-Cyborg

"I don't believe it... they actually trust me."-Terra

"The game is never over."-Master of Games

"Someone wanna explain how two hundred armed robots got past my security?"-Cyborg

"Why does the entire world look like it belongs on my grandma's fridge?"-Cyborg

"Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?"-Starfire

"My name is Terra. And I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans, and with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets."-Terra

"You promised to fight by my side forever. And that's a promise I intend to make you keep."-Slade

"That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "-Beast Boy

"It's your life, Terra. Your choice. It's never too late to change."-Beast Boy

"Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known."-Beast Boy

"Mmm-mmm! Sloppy joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!"-Stone (undercover Cyborg)


"It is simple; there is good and there is evil. There are those who commit crimes and those who try and stop them. Both sides are opposites; as different as day and night, and the line between them is clear. Or at least, it's supposed to be..."-Robin

"Not everybody likes to play the big villain, kid. I'm a thief. I'm not threatening your precious city. Just looking out for number one."-Red X
"There is good and there is evil, but the line between them can be almost impossible to find. Does one good deed make him am hero? Am I to blame for all of it because of a single mistake? In the end, all I really know is that the answers don't come easy. It's supposed to be simple. But it's not."-Robin

"I can't tell what's a bed, what's a chair, and what's alive! How am I supposed to take my beauty nap?"-Beast Boy

"I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zambia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!"-Beast Boy

"Hey! Did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I LIKE YAMS!"-Cyborg

"I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything."-Beast Boy

"Oh, Raven, come on! Why can't you just have fun like normal people? Why are you always locked in your dark room reading your nasty old books? Why do you have to be so creepy?"-Beast Boy
"The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the Fourth of July!"-Cyborg

"What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!"-Beast Boy


"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor."-Beast Boy

"There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."-Bumblebee

"Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?!"-Brother Blood
"Gimme my foot so I can kick your butt!"-Cyborg

"DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"-Beast Boy

"I do not like being a cat in this hat!"-Starfire

"Must you overanalyze everything? Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show?"-Mumbo

"Fish tacos?! What were you thinking?! I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!"-Aqualad

"If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence!"-Aqualad

"Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"-Starfire

"You call that the sound of chaos? More like elevator music!"-Beast Boy

"Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."-Pelican

"The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, Blue, Zinthos."-Commercial Voice

(wearing Raven's robe) "You don't need to see our identification."-Beast Boy

"You couldn’t just take a class. You had to travel around the world."-Robin

"The next time an old woman tells you to leave your shoes behind, take them anyway."-Robin

"Monkey see, monkey do- monkey just made a fool of you!"-Monkey

"There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way."-True Master

"There's an easy way and a hard way down this mountain. Looks like you picked the hard way."-Robin

"Ah, young warrior, you take things much too seriously."-True Master

"You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."-Robin

"We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it."-Cyborg

""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."-Slade

"I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea - the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? But honestly - did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it."-Slade

"Skies will burn. Flesh will become to stone. The sun will set on your world, never to rise again."-Slade

"Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"-Slade

(to Raven) "We'll be in touch." (throws Raven off a building) "Oh, and happy birthday."-Slade

"Ok, before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault."-Beast Boy

"Don't do anything. Don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: You start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future."-Cyborg

"I discovered electricity!" (charger blows up) "...or not."-Cyborg

"Man, you may be from the future, but you don't know a thing."-Cyborg

"A true warrior does not need armor."-Sarasim

"Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?"-Bob

"You will suffer for your impudence, green human!"-The Source

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Robin: "You got a problem, tin man?!"
Cyborg: "Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!"
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Starfire: (About the Pudding of Sadness) "Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."
Raven: "My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg."
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Starfire: "I feel like the underside of a Zornian muck-beetle."
Raven: "Tell me about it."
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Starfire: "I wish to initiate a group hug!"
Raven: "Pass."
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Beast Boy: "See? She thinks I'm funny."
Raven: "Statistically, I suppose someone has to."
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Raven: "This party is pointless."
Goth Boy: "Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?"
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Cyborg: "How could you lose the remote?!"
Beast Boy: "What makes you so sure I lost it?"
Cyborg: "Uh, 'cause you're you."
Beast Boy: "Look, just because I lost that video game-"
Cyborg: "And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!"
Beast Boy: "Well, it just disappeared! How am I supposed to know where it went?"
Cyborg: "Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!"
Raven: "Simple. You just get up and change the channel."
Cyborg: "Don't even joke like that."
Raven: "I wasn't joking."
Cyborg: "Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!"
Raven: "This is a pointless argument over a useless device."
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Cyborg: "Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I've been most of those animals!"
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Beast Boy: "I'm not eating meat!"
Cyborg: "There's no meat in pepperoni!"
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Raven: "Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank."
Beast Boy: "Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank...it's a BRILLIANT one!"
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Beast Boy: "Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!"
Raven: "I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."
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Beast Boy: (about Raven) "You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes!"
Cyborg: "At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out."
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Cyborg: (after meeting Pink "Happy" Raven) "Have you ever seen her this happy?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, I didn't think Raven could do happy."
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Cyborg: (to Pink "Happy" Raven) "You're laughing?"
Beast Boy: "At one of my jokes?"
Pink "Happy" Raven: "Sure. I always thought you were funny BB, but hey, looks aren't everything!"
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Beast Boy: (To the green Raven) What is your deal?! First you nuke breakfast, then finally laughed at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?!
Happy, Timid and Brave Ravens: I'm Raven.
[Beast Boy faints at the scene of all three together.]
Cyborg: (pointing them each out) Happy, timid, brave.
Happy Raven: You forgot Dopey! (points to Beast Boy and laughs)
Cyborg: Different sides of Raven's personality; we're not in Ravens home...
Beast Boy: We're in her head.
Raven: And I want you out. [The incarnations of Raven's personality disappear as the actual one appears.] The mirror you found is for meditation. (to Beast Boy, getting angry) It's a portal into my (through gritted teeth) MIND, NOT A TOY!
Beast Boy: (nervously) Hehe... my bad.
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Raven: "You... stayed? I thought you didn't like me."
Beast Boy: "Thought you didn't like me."
Cyborg: "Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!"
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Raven: "Thank you... friends."
Beast Boy: "So we really are friends?"
Raven: "Hmmm..." (nods)
Beast Boy: "And you really think I'm funny?"
Raven: "Don't push it."
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Starfire: "Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"
Raven: (tosses her puppet to Starfire) "Knock yourself out."
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Starfire: (as Raven) Oh Raven! This is awful, terribly, horribly awful!
Raven: (as Starfire, dryly) Tell me about it.
Starfire: Very well. Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies which he is using to hunt us down and you and I are in the wrong bodies and-! (she destroys everything she walks past as she gets more worked up)
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Starfire: (as Raven) What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!
Raven: (as Starfire) We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys, and we will get our bodies back. *pause* What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: (as Raven) Nothing!
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Starfire: (as Raven) What was your joyful thought?
Raven: (as Starfire) You don't want to know.
Starfire: (as Raven) Oh, but I do! Please tell me: What did you imagine?
Raven: (as Starfire, sighs) You not talking.
Starfire: (as Raven, crestfallen) Oh...well...I am...glad I was able to help.
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Puppet Beast Boy: "Dude. Get your butt outta my face!"
Puppet Robin: "Can't move. Deal with it."
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Starfire: "We have done it!" (hugs Raven)
Raven: "You're hugging me..."
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Beast Boy: "If you think that's cool, wait'll you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark-"
*Cyborg presses the off switch on Beast Boy's microphone*
Beast Boy: (muffled) "Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!"
Cyborg: "Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone."
Raven: "Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?"
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Beast Boy: "Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous."
*Beast Boy transforms into a whale*
Raven: "He just put on 300,000 pounds. I am so jealous."
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Cyborg: "Main power's down, hydrojets are toast and we're leaking air!"
Robin: "Tell me something I don't know!"
Raven: "Ok. We're all going to drown."
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Beast Boy: (as a squid, chasing the Titan Ship as they sink) "I got it, I got it!" (two whales pass him) "Huh?" (the two whales save the Teen Titans) "They got it? How come they got it?"
Aqualad: (pops up next to him) "Because I asked for their help."
Beast Boy: "You talk to fish? Yeah, right!"
Aqualad: "I'm talking to you, aren't I?"
Beast Boy: "Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid."
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Beast Boy: "You're the best!"
Aqualad: "No, you're the best!"
Beast Boy: "Yeah, you're right."
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Raven: (has a stick red X over her mouth) "Mmmph, mmph!"
Beast Boy: "I dunno, Raven. That's kind of a good look for you."
Cyborg: "Hold still." (he rips the X off with a nasty tearing noise. Beast Boy and Starfire scream)
Raven: (pained faces appear behind her and vanish) "...ow."
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Cyborg: "I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum."
Beast Boy: "Kay... do you come with subtitles?"
Cyborg: "My eye should spot him even if he's invisible."
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Robin: "Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!"
Slade: "On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun."
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Robin: "You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them."
Starfire: "I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?"
Robin: "I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him."
Starfire: "That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us."
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Starfire: "Now we need only to locate an exit."
Cyborg: "Or just keep blastin' 'til we make one."
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Cyborg: "Make him laugh!"
Starfire: "How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark?...Fimbar!"
(Beast Boy continues drooling obliviously into space)
Starfire: "Um... "boogers"?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... "boogers."" (realizes he was hypnotized again) "...OH MAN!"
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Starfire: "I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!"
Raven: "Beast Boy had a brain?"
Beast Boy: (Wakes up laughing) "Ha ha! Good one!" (realizes he was just insulted, stops laughing, and glares) "Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain...I just don't use it much..."
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Raven: (Looks at Cyborg, milkshakes on the ground around him) Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
Cyborg: What are you doing here?
Raven: Looking for your car. Soon as we turned in Overload to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Cyborg: Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Raven: Maybe, maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little soul of me whenever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda like what happened here. It wasn't just a car, it was... your "baby".
Cyborg: Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
Raven: And someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
Cyborg: (Sees Gizmo drive off in his car) (To Gizmo) Don't get ketchup on the seats!
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Gizmo: "Hey! Let me go, ya barf-smelling hairball!"
*Gizmo farts in Cyborg's face*
Raven: "Okay, making it REALLY hard to concentrate..."
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Robin: "All you care about is destruction."
Slade: "And all you care about, you destroy."
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Slade: "You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you."
Robin: "I already have a father."
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Robin: "KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!"
Raven: "Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling."
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Starfire: "If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!"
Warp: ""Damage"? Silly girl, there's nothing wrong with your past. One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed." (holds up Clock of Eternity) "I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."
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Starfire: "Where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, do you wish to be my friend?"
Terra: "Um, Earth, walked, red, and, sure?"
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Atlas: "I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily."
Cyborg: "I'm only half human!"
Atlas: "And half of nothing is still nothing."
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Control Freak: Well, well, well! If it isn't my old arch nemesis-ses (Somewhat unsure of the plural of nemesis), the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: Um...Yeah! (Aside to Cyborg) Who is this guy? (Cyborg shrugs in answer.)
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Control Freaks displayed on the televisions: I am the master of monsters! I am your darkest nightmares come to life! I am...Control Freak!
Control Freak: (Aiming his remote at the same wall, causing his doppelgängers to applaud his introduction.)
Raven: (Sarcastically) A couch potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
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Robin: "Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch."
Starfire: "It was facinating! I had no idea Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects."
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Killer Moth: "My demands are simple: The city will proclaim me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom."
Kitten: "Hi, Robbie-poo!"
(record scratch sound)Robin: (pause) "Um... what was that last one again?"
Starfire: "Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?"
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Starfire: (slaps Kitten) "This "prom" is some kind of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!"
Robin: "It's not a duel, Star. It's a date."
Starfire: (gasps) "Robin does not accept! Do you hear me? ROBIN DOES NOT ACCEPT!"
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Kitten: "Take my arm, lead me in. And would it kill you to smile?"
Robin: "Maybe."
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Starfire: (hugging Terra) "Oh, hello, long-lost friend!! You remember me, yes?!"
Terra: "Of course, Starfire... I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me."
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Terra: Why can't you just trust me?
Raven: Because you don't deserve it. I have to meditate every day to keep my powers under control. And I'm supposed to believe that you can just suddenly control yours? Trust is something is you have to earn!
Terra: How? How do I earn it?
Raven: You can start by trusting me.
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Terra: "Sorry we kind of got off to a rocky start."
Raven: "Actually, I thought things went pretty well. It took me a year to stop hating Beast Boy."
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Speedy: "Winning isn't everything."
Robin: "It's just the only thing that matters."
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Robin: "Maybe the game isn't over."
Master of Games: "The game is never over."
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Terra: "Come on! The night's still young!"
Beast Boy: "But... pie!"
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Terra: "Do you trust me?"
Beast Boy: "More than anyone I've ever met."
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Beast Boy: (to Terra) "We've got to get back to the Tower and..."
Terra: "Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't."
Beast Boy: "What? Why can't you?"
Slade: (appears from shadows) "Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice."
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Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight! What shall we do?"
Robin: "Fight anyway."
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Terra: (to Beast Boy) "You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?"
Beast Boy: (turning his back on her) "Slade was right. You don't have any friends."
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Raven: "This is bad." (notices Beast's Boy's mouth is gone) "Well, it's not all bad."
Beast Boy: (steals Raven's mouth) "Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?!"
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Robin: "You broke reality?!"
Larry: "We did. Together! Oops."
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Larry: "Yay! Larry fixed everything!"
Beast Boy: "Olleh! Uoy ot dexif dnuos I od?"
Larry: "Um, that'll just wear off. Sooner or later."
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Beast Boy: "Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes!"
Raven: "Pull over. I think I'm going to be sick."
Starfire: "Oh, I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes. "
Robin: "Actually, Starfire, it just wasn't humorous."
Raven: "Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes."
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Beast Boy: "Why did the aardvark cross the road?"
Raven: "To beat up the idiot telling jokes about it?"
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Terra: Better be careful, Raven. Beast Boy told me all about your little temper tantrums.
Raven: Anger is pointless. My emotions are in control.
Terra: Naagh, naagh, naagh, "anger is pointless". And you're calling ME a liar? [Raven tries to make a pass at Terra only to have her pulled down by the mud she controls.] Come on, Raven - what stings the most? That I tricked you? That I nearly wiped out your team? That everyone liked me better than you?
Raven: Stop it!
Terra: Or is it that deep down, you really believed that I was your friend?
[Raven loses control of her anger and turns into her twisted form.
Raven: (Attacking Terra) I trusted you! We trusted you! We gave you everything and you treated us like dirt!
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Cyborg: "No more chances."
Starfire: "No more trust."
Raven: "And no more mercy."
Beast Boy: "She's just another criminal."
Robin: "And we're going to stop her. No matter what it takes."
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Terra: "You have to stop me, Beast Boy, please! I don't want to fight anymore!"
Beast Boy: "Then don't let Slade control you anymore!"
Terra: "I have no choice..."
Beast Boy: "That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are! "
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Beast Boy: "Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise!"
*Beast Boy turns into a string of different animals*Raven: "Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in."
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Jinx: "You could have been one of us..."
Cyborg: "I could have been a lot of things."
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Robin: "Who are you?"
Red X: "If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask?"
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Robin: "I thought you didn't like to play the hero."
Red X: "Doesn't mean I don't know how."
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Starfire: "Yes, I will do the what is right for Tamaran..."
Galfor: "You must do what is right... in your heart."
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Cyborg: (after Beast Boy turns into an alien animal) "How did you know you could do that?"
Beast Boy: "Lucky guess."
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Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be fun? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.
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Robin: Cyborg calm down there's something wrong with you let us help.
Cyborg: (Seeing Robin as a steak)You bet there's something wrong. We need gravy! And plenty of it!
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Cyborg: "Ooh, my stomach! I feel like I ate a tire!"
Raven: "That's a distinct possibility."
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Raven: "Now, how would Beast Boy know something like that?"
Beast Boy: "Ha ha... I may have, kind of been, uh, a fly on the wall in your room."
Raven: "You look more like a rat to me."
*Raven turns Beast Boy into a rat*Beast Boy: "She morphed me!"
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Raven: "I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t... creepy. And don’t try to tell me I’m not."
Beast Boy:" Okay. Fine. You’re way creepy. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not."
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Beast Boy: "See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!""
Raven: "Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?"
Beast Boy: "What's your point?"
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Cyborg: "And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?"
Bumblebee: "There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do."
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Adonis: "You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on!"
Beast Boy: "Dude, it is totally brunged... branged."
Raven: "Oooh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him."
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Raven: "Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."
Beast Boy: "Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on."
Raven: "We're having a moment here; don't ruin it."
Beast Boy: "Beast Dude?"
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Beast Boy: "Remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like- bleh! -and you were like- rrr! -and Robin was like- ugh... -but then we found Killer Moth and I was like- Dude! -and Raven was like- zzzzzt! -and Cyborg was like- Boo-yah! -and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things?"
Starfire: "Um... yes?"
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Beast Boy: "Why does that bunny sound like Raven?"
Raven: "Because I am Raven."
Starfire: "Oh! You look so cute!"
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Cyborg: "Hang on a second! We're inside Mumbo's hat, and Raven is inside Mumbo's hat, inside Mumbo's hat?!"
Beast Boy: "DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!"
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Robin: "Sorry, Starfire, I must have stepped on your foot."
Starfire: "I believe it was my... tail..."
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Cyborg: (Turned into a bear) Oh, wait until I get my claws on that Mumbo! (Pauses) Did I just say "claws"?! Oh, man!
Starfire: (Turned into a cat) Be thankful that you do not have the fleas... (Scratches)
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Beast Boy: "I got it!"
Cyborg: "It can't involve tanks or man-eating sharks."
Beast Boy: "I don't got it."
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Brother Blood: "Come on, Cyborg, what makes you tick?!"
Cyborg: "A 50,000-watt power cell!"
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Starfire: "Why does the Punk Rocket wish to hurt people with his music? Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!"
Raven: "You obviously haven't heard any of my music."
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Pelican: "Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."
Starfire: "I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV-"
Beast Boy: "Hey, Star! Run for your life!"
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Rebecca: "Oh, Lance. I didn't mean to make you fall madly in love with me. But ever since Joaquim left with my evil half-sister-"
Cyborg: "Yo! I don't love you! My name's not Lance, and I just need to know if you've seen a fat guy in an overcoat!"
Rebecca: "Oh, Lance!"
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Beast Boy: "Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens."
Raven: (looking at Beast Boy) "Happens to some of us more than others."
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Monkey: "I am the Guardian of the Trees."
Robin: "And in order to continue my journey, I must first defeat you."
Monkey: "How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I am going to say next?"
Robin: "No."
Monkey: "Me neither."
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Robin: "Why was it so important that I had to get to the top of the mountain before sunset?"
True Master: "It is much easier to see the path when it's not dark!"
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Robin: "You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright."
Raven: "Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room."
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Dr. Light: "No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!"
Raven: (appears behind him) "Remember me?"
Dr. Light: "I'd like to go to jail now, please."
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Cyborg: "Whoa!"
Slade: ""Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that."
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Robin: "What's happening?"
Raven: "It's my birthday."
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Slade: "Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!"
Raven: "I can try!"
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Researcher: "You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme."
Beast Boy: "Ooh... it's so shiny!"
Researcher: "Yes, it is rather shiny."
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Little Girl: "I want a monkey!"
Beast Boy: "Right. Monkey. I can do that."
*he tries to make a balloon animal- it explodes in his face*
Little Girl: "That's not a monkey! You stink!"
Beast Boy: "Wait! Monkey, look!" (transforms)
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Robin: "Mega Meaty Meat? I've never heard of this place before."
Raven: "Sounds healthy."
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Raven: "Okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me."
Man in Steak Suit: "It's meat-tastic!"
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Robin: "I'm glad you find a way to make some extra money, Beast Boy, but don't you think this place seems a little weird?"
Beast Boy: "Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes, this place is weird, and I hate it! But I'm not leaving 'til I earn that moped."
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Beast Boy: "Hey, Bob, any chance you could help me out?"
Bob: "That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back."
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Cyborg: "Whoever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up!"
Raven: (discovers the sole ocuppant of the flying saucer... a cow) "So, we're being invaded by cows?"
Starfire: "Use caution; the cow people of Garland Prime are formidable."
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The Source: "What is this?"
Beast Boy: "Lunch. And I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious, meat-free substitute."
The Source: "You're just trying to scare me!"
Beast Boy: "Am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbeque sauce."
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Robin: "Can this day get any weirder?"
(scene moves to Titans in tower with cows)
Raven: "I think it just did."
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Robin: "Beast Boy, you don't need a moped. You can fly."
Beast Boy: "Yeah, but my arms get tired."
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