Inuyasha Quotes

"You fool!! You still don't get it, do you!? Naraku's duping you!! And meanwhile... ...you're bleeding to death!"-Inuyasha, page 53 in Book #11 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"But that what does mean to be different... Nobody trusts you, you're always the first to be blamed, and it is always, always your fault!"-Inuyasha
"Stop treating me like a dog!"-Inuyasha
"That's Oda Nobunaga! Hello, didn't you study history?"-Kagome
"It wasn't me he was looking at just now. He was looking right through me, to Kikyo."-Kagome
"Maybe Inuyasha isn't such a bad guy after all. He just doesn't know that yet."-Kagome
"Note to self: Ignore those little voices."-Kagome
(staring at Kagome in the hot springs) "She has a shard of the Shikon jewel, and they're- I mean its- huge!"-Miroku
"For the dead there is neither good nor evil. All that remains is the mercy of Buddha."-Miroku, page 187 in Book #6 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"For the dead there is neither good nor evil. All that remains is... mercy."-Miroku, page 187 in Book #6 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Inuyasha is only a half-demon. They probably figure he's not good enough for them."-Shippo
"These human creatures... I should think you had enough of them."-Sesshomaru
"Are you done? I am."-Sesshomaru
"All this for a memory and a dead mortal girl? If I'd known that's what it took to make you fight, I'd've killed her sooner."-Sesshomaru
"Inuyasha, make her stop. Half-demon though you are, the blood of a demon runs through you. Be proud of that and do not accept human aid, even in death."-Sesshomaru
"The love you speak of is nothing but a hollow emotion. An emotion that only served to deepen the hatred."-Kikyo
"It is clear that Inuyasha wishes for my death. This is good, because he feels remorse for our dispute. Heh heh... Let him feel remorseful. I shall never let him forget about me. Time will not advance, thus allowing me to exist in a dimension in which time will be frozen. I can live on in Inuyasha's heart, during my frozen recreation."-Kikyo
"It is clear that Inuyasha wishes for my death. This is good, because he feels remorse."-Kikyo
"I can live on in Inuyasha's heart, during my frozen recreation."-Kikyo
"Nothing can resolve one's determination of exacting vengeance the way bitterness can."-Kikyo
"Vengeance alone ... Will not resurrect me."-Kikyo, page 157 in Book #8 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"That day... My body perished... But now... Animating this construct of other's flesh... I feel more alive than ever. I can love and I can hate... My soul is freer than in it's mortality."-Kikyo, pages 111-112 in Book #13 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Tsubaki was entirely obsessed with the Sacred Jewel, so she was doomed for failure. Obsessed. Just as I am obsessed."-Kikyo
"Nice to meet ya. I'm Myoga. Always a beast, but never a burden."-Myoga
"These pickles are full of history!"-Grandpa Higurashi
"The legend has been passed down through the ages about "The Bone-Eater's Well"... Telling of an evil within it that causes the corpses of monsters to disappear... Somewhere... What if that "somewhere" were the stream of time...?"-Grandpa Higurashi, page 162 in Book #1 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Never get on the wrong side of a cat."-Grandpa Higurashi
"A cat's vengeance runs deep."-Grandpa Higurashi
""-Sota
""-Kagome's Mom
"Lord Sesshomaru, I'm not lonely anymore. But I wonder if maybe Kagura is."-Rin
"Who's cooking? Oh, that'd be me. AHHHH!"-Jaken
"Have ye no reguard for man's gravesites and tombstones? A grave is more than simply a place to bury a body, or ashes. It is a place of refuge, of shelter, for those loved ones left behind. My sister was born a priestess. She used her powers for the good of the villagers. She warded specters and demons away from the village, and battled illness and famine countless times. Ever since her demise, Kikyo's spirit continued to encourage them to overcome their obstacles and have the strength to carry on. But people are weak, and hearts are easily swayed by the winds of danger and uncertainty. Her grave was a place of reassurence, a haven to encourage the villagers to brace themselves against the storms of life."-Keade
"Run, my pretty! There's nothing more exciting than the sight of fleeing prey!"-Jyakotsu
"Come. It's almost time for our embrace. Our embrace made slick with your blood."-Jyakotsu
"Trap? Is that what you call my simple diversions? I thought the slayers of your village could handle any sort of demon. They literally did not live up to their boasts."-Naraku
""Next time"...? But weren't you truly planning to hit me that time? Try again, then. Aim carefully."-Kagura, pages 100-101 in Book #15 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"I despise Naraku's method of stooping to trickery. I'll kill for jewel shards. I need no schemes."-Kagura
"It's in Naraku's hands, both life and death. We are all merely Naraku's tools."-Kanna
"My sisters Kanna and Kagura were merely the opening acts. Now Goshinki makes his debut."-Goshinki
"Ha! Are you so arrogant you you look down at me... As a corpse?"- Black Priestess Tsubaki, page 134 in Book #22 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"I'm dead! Okay?! Where can I go home to?!"-Mayu, page 179 in Book #4 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"In every era... So many bad souls..."-The Noh Mask of Flesh, page 118 in Book #3 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Um... There's a monkey on your head."-Princess Tsuyu, TV version of the quote on page 34 in Book #3 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"If the demon is truly large, then we are no match for it. It's irrational, it's impossible, it's against my religion."-Miroku, Inuyasha
"The guy suddenly has a big sword to swing around and now he wants a soapbox to stand on and preach to the whole world."-Inuyasha, Inuyasha
"Let me give you a little piece of advice now that I have your attention; If you're going to kill someone, make sure you do it right the first time. Because if you only maim them the first time, they have a nasty way of coming back to make you regret it."-Inuyasha, Inuyasha
"Inuyasha has changed, hasn't he? His face has grown... Much gentler. The Inuyasha I knew had insolent eyes. Eyes that would trust no one. The girl Kagome... Has she changed him? Heh... What I once wanted to do... That girl is doing in my stead, eh? If I had lived... I would have been the one melting his heart."- Kikyo, page in Book #8 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"I live in this realm, wrapped in the souls of the dead, driven only by my hatred of you."- Kikyo, page in Book #8 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"I want to meet him soon. Inuyasha... I wonder what color his blood is?"- Jyakotsu, page 132 in Book #24 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Am I bothering you? People tell me to shut up a lot."-Rin, page 34 in Book #23 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
Don't pay any attention. Villians always taunt."- Miroku, page 122 in Book #16 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"There is no other woman... ...I'd rather gave insult me, than you."- Miroku, page 168 in Book #21 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Man... Is everybody plotting against my education?!"- Kagome, page 128 in Book #4 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Your folly saved a man's life, didn't it? That's something, I guess."- Inuyasha, page 84 in Book #3 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Should I have mentioned the cliff?"- Inuyasha, page 17 in Book #3 of Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
"Now that Inuyasha has been rendered a mere mortal, I shall have to take over protecting the others. I'll have to summon all of my courage. "(hears a noise in the bushes, freaks out, and runs over to the others) "Someone save me!"-Shippo
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Kagome:Aye, aye, Mon Capitan!! On the lookout for shards of the Shikon jewel.

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Kagome Higurashi's Grandpa: "Why, These pickles are full of history!"
Kagome: "Not half as full as you are."
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Kagome: "I'm going home. Goodbye, Inuyasha."
Inuyasha: "You can't just leave, you."
Kagome: "My name isn't You. It's Kagome."
Inuyasha: "Wait, stupid."
Kagome: "It's not Stupid, either."
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Yura: "Of course, her hair is not so pretty as yours, Inuyasha. But then, waste not, want not."
Kagome: "Not so pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it, anyway? You live in a world where they don't even have shampoo!"
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Kaede: If only Inuyasha and young Kagome could learn to like each other more.
Child: But they do like each other.
Kagome: (trying to give medical treatment to Inuyasha while sitting on top of him) I said take it off!
Inuyasha: What if I don't feel like it?
Kaede: Avert ye eyes!
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Kagome: You coward!
Jaken: Why, you...
Kagome: You stinking toad!
Jaken: You stinking human!
Kagome: This human's going to kick your-"
Jaken: I don't think so.
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Inuyasha: "Yo."
Myoga: "Yes."
Inuyasha: "I couldn't pull the sword out, could I?"
Myoga: "Not really, no."
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Inuyasha: And all for something like that, you pretended she was my mother!
Sesshomaru: You're not amused?
Inuyasha: No, I'm not, you bastard!
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Kagome: Actually, instant noodles were invented right here in Japan during the space age. Everyone eats them, but originally they were made for astronauts in outer space!
Inuyasha: "Astro-nuts?"
Kagome: Astronauts. We've explored outer space. Hey right! I guess you don't even know we've been to the moon!
Inuyasha: On a bicycle?
Kagome: No, in a rocket, of course!
Inuyasha: And a rocket would be?
Kagome: They're long, and they're usually white, and flames shoot out the bottom, 'Count down to launch, Zoom! Lift off!'
(Inuyasha slurps, finishing his ramen.)
Kagome: Trust you to be more impressed by noodles than space travel.
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Kagome: "That's Oda Nobunaga! Hello, didn't you study history?"
Myoga: "Well, actually my dear, that's not what the signature says."
Kagome: "Amari Nobunaga? But I thought you were Oda Nobunaga!"
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Myoga: "Kagome, toxic fumes. Very dangerous."
Kagome: "I kinda figured that."
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Inuyasha: "So, Shippo, your village called. They're missing their idiot."
Shippo: "Kagome, he's being mean to me!"
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Inuyasha: Yeah, sure. I make that mistake all the time.
Myoga: Well, you're only human-- or half-human.
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Shippo: What’s that? It’s a demon!
Inuyasha: What are you scared for? You’re a demon too.
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Kagome: (to Myoga) Convenient how you disappeared just when the going got rough.
Inuyasha: Did you catch that? That's what we call sarcasm as in it wasn't convenient that you bailed on us when we needed you the most!
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Inuyasha: (laughs) I've heard similiar threats from a number of poor fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones.
Hiten: Perhaps, in your dreams. Enough delay. Time to meet your own unfortunate demise!
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Sota: "Know what? I’ve got a new hero. Bet you can’t guess who it is!"
Inuyasha: (rolls eyes) "Oh, man..."
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Kagome: "Inuyasha, what are the chances that we could be back by Saturday?"
Inuyasha: "Uh, fair to moderate if we're lucky."
Kagome: "Oh, great!"
Inuyasha: "What exactly was this Saturday of yours, again?"
Kagome: (sighs) "I should have known..."
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Kagome: "Inuyasha...? Is that you?"
Inuyasha: "No, I'm a talking puppet!"
Shippo: (sits on Inuyasha's head) "His dog ears are gone!"
Kagome: "You're not half-demon anymore, you're human!"
Inuyasha: (grabs Shippo and slams him to the ground) "You're lucky my fangs and claws are gone, too!"
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Inuyasha: Shippo, you're not supposed to get seasick.
Shippo: I'm not trying
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Myoga: "Have you not a wit of trust in me?"
Inuyasha: "Yeah, I trust you to run away when there's trouble!"
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Inuyasha: "Kikyo, you can't go on like this... You have to return to Kagome's body."
Kikyo: You're saying that you wish for me to die. Is that it? For once I am to return to the girl's body, I will cease to exist, forever. You must know that. I refuse to die. My spirit cannot rest in peace until I see you dead!
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Inuyasha: (sniffing ground to find Miroku's scent) Where did that miserable thief go?
Villager: What, is he some manner of beast?
Kagome: See what I mean?
Villager: The young man and the boy are odd enough but look at that strange girl.
Second Villager: Is she a demon?
Kagome: Uh-h, who me?
Inuyasha: See how it feels!
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Miroku: Oh, I beg your pardon, I thought you no more than a companion, but apparently you are in love with Kagome
Inuyasha: Uhh...
Miroku: My, this is awkward.
Inuyasha: Uhh... you got it all wrong! She's just uhh... a jewel detector!
Kagome: Is that all I am to you? Oh, how could I forget. You've got a thing for dead girls!
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Miroku: (about Inuyasha) "My, what do you call that technique he's using?"
Kagome: "It's called whaling on them."
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Shippo: Mom, Dad and I always took baths together and we had a really great time.
Inuyasha: Remind me to explain it to you when you're a bit bigger.
Shippo: I guess that means you haven't gone very far with Kagome yet, right?
(Inuyasha stares at him)
Shippo: I don't know what that means but no one seems to be willing to answer. I wonder why?
Inuyasha: (grasping Shippo's cheeks and pulling them) I'll tell you why... in about 50 years when you're old enough to understand it!
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Kagome: I'm sensing a jewel fragment nearby, and it's approaching us very quickly.
Inuyasha: Oh, well that's a change. We've never had them bring us the jewels before.
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Eri: "Beriberi neuralgia and rheumatism?"
Grandpa Higurashi: "It must be something she ate. (looks at Kagome) Er-r.
Kagome: (snatches phone) "Hey, would you give it a rest, Gramps? If you do have to make something up, how about a young person's disease, like mono or chickenpox."
Grandpa Higurashi: "My illnesses are perfectly valid! Besides, I'm doing you a favor, acting as your personal secretary every time you cross over to the feudal era. I thought I was being very imaginative!"
Kagome: "
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Grandpa Higurashi: (answers phone) "Higurashi residence."
Yuka: "Hi, Mr. Higurashi, this is Yuka."
Grandpa Higurashi: "Oh, it's so good of you to call at a time like this."
Yuka: "A time like this?"
Grandpa Higurashi: "It's her back. She's been bedridden with pinworms for so long, her back's out."
Yuka: "Are those contagious?"
Kagome: "Thanks, Gramps. You're a huge help. Gimme that."
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Inuyasha: Hey, stop the tears. You don't have to be sad about me.
Kagome: Who said I was crying over you? These are tears of frustration!
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Shippo: I don't think she's a woman at all, but a demon in disguise.
Princess: Oh, little fox, how can you be so cruel to me?
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Princess: Don't leave me, Miroku. I'm scared.
Miroku: You're scary enough yourself.
Princess: Monk, how can you be so cruel?
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Shippo: (about Kagome and Kikyo) "Which girl will you choose?"
Miroku: "Answer!"
Shippo: "Which one?!"
Inuyasha: "Um, I don't suppose I could have both of them?"
Shippo: "Grr! You two-timing..."
Miroku: "Well, it's a common problem between men such as ourselves. And it's one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For if either girl were to find out..."
Kagome: (listening) "SIT!!!"
Miroku: "That's right, big sit."
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Shippo: (talking to Inuyasha, who is face down in the ground) What's going on, Inuyasha? What are you doing down in the ground? Have you seen Kagome around?
Miroku: I recognize this position, meaning Kagome must be somewhere nearby.
Shippo: And by the depth of this hole, I'd say she's feisty as ever.
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Miroku: Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ah, ghastly! You mean you did that right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe you should explain what you do with women!
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Villager A: "Demon!"
Villager B: "Oh no! It's another centipede!"
Inuyasha: "I am not a centipede!"
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Miroku: (about Midoriko's cave) Looks like people who talk of the Shikon Jewel and selfish gain get thrown from the cave.
Shippo: That must be Midoriko's version of "sit."
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Miroku: (reading a young woman's palm) "Your palm says that you will be blessed with many offspring. My dear, would you consider bearing my children?"
Old Lady: (pops out of nowhere) "Oh, yes. I'll have as many as you want. Fifteen or sixteen? You choose the number. Lets get to it!"
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Shippo: "Is that you, Inuyasha?"
(Possessed) Inuyasha: "Don't think you can escape from me, you naughty little rascal." (pulls kimono off of his right shoulder) "I'm all yours for the taking, my sweet, foxy darling."
Shippo: "Inuyasha, snap out of it! What about my dreams of growing up and falling in love with a woman, not a possessed male half-demon!"
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Miroku: "It's the hand, it's possessed by a demon."
Inuyasha: "You're possessed by something, but it ain't a demon."
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Inuyasha: "Kagome! Do something about Kagome!"
Kagome: "Would you stop calling that thing my name!"
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Sango: Can you take care of Kagome?
Miroku: No, I think I'd rather take care of Inuyasha.
Sango: Me too. I can fight Inuyasha without any second thoughts.
Miroku: Yup.
Inuyasha: Hey! What do you two mean by that?
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Koga: "Don't worry, Kagome. I promise I'll kill Naraku this time."
(Koga realizes he's holding Shippo's hands instead of Kagome's... When did that happen?)
Koga: "Huh?"
Shippo: "I don't think I'm your type."
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Kagura: "Yo."
Jaken: "Yo, yourself."
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Shippo: This is my destiny as a brave warrior.
Inuyasha: Listen to the big man talker.
Shippo: You're just jealous cause I'm way better than you are!
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Kagome: "Such a cute boy!"
Souten: "Don't insult me! I'm not a boy, I'm a girl!"
Kagome: "You're a girl? That's even cuter!"
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Shippo: "Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha: "Yeah."
Shippo: "Where are we going?"
Inuyasha: "To Naraku's castle."
Shippo: "So, you know where it is?"
Inuyasha: Of course not!"
Shippo: "So, we're going in circles?"
Inuyasha: "Stop asking stupid questions!"
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Grandpa Higurashi: "Never get on the wrong side of a cat."
Inuyasha: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Grandpa Higurashi: "They say a cat's curse lasts seven generations. A cat's vengeance runs deep."
Inuyasha: "Ha. As if a cat's curse can do anything to hurt me."
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Shippo: "It's strange seeing you lost in thought. Growling suits you a lot better than thinking."
Myoga: "He's right. You shouldn't do things you don't have so much practice in."
Inuyasha: "Shut up, Myoga! I'll kill you both!"
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Inuyasha: (to Myoga) "Spit it out! Tell me and you can suck as much of Kagome's blood as you want."
Kagome: "I'm not a blood bank, you know!"
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Sesshomaru: "Royakan."
Royakan: (excitedly) "Yes?"
Sesshomaru:" Leave, before I lop off your head."
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Sango: "Arrg. You are so irratating! Sit boy!"
(Inuyasha prickles in horror)
Sango: "No good... I guess it only works when Kagome says it."
Inuyasha (while laughing through embarassment): "You only figured that out now, stupid?"
(Miroku thinking-- I was kinda hoping that would work.")
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Kagome: "You like spending time with me, right?"
Inuyasha: "Depends. Is it a trick question?"
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Kagome: "If you hurt me, you'll all have to die, because Inuyasha here will have to avenge me."
Inuyasha: "I will?! Since when?!"
Kagome: "You better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?"
Inuyasha: "Fine, I'll avenge you already."
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(from episode 140)
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Sango: "
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