"Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."-Hunter S. Thompson
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."-Hunter S. Thompson
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
"America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
"A word to the wise is infuriating."