Avatar: The Last Airbender Quotes

"Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! ... Oh, and he's attacking Aang."-Sokka

"Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"-Sokka

"You saved your uncle's sweaty sandal?"-Sokka

"You're so beautiful when you hate the world."-Zuko

"My whole life, I struggled to gain my father's love and acceptance. But once I had it, I realized I lost myself getting there. I'd forgotten who I was."-Zuko

"Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here."-Zuko

"Get over here, Zuko. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs."-Katara
"I'm not Toph. I am Melon Lord! Mwahahahaha!"-Toph
"The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction."- Aang
"The monks used to say that revenge is like a two-headed rat-viper; while you watch your enemy go down, you're being poisoned yourself."-Aang
"It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."-Aang
"This is a journey you need to take. You need to face this man. But when you do, please don't choose revenge. Let your anger out, and then let it go."-Aang
"What's going on? We're surrounded by old people!"-Toph
"You're a genius! A sweaty, stinky genius!"-Toph
"Shouldn't we run away from huge booms, not toward them?!"- Sokka
"Escape? I didn't escape. Everybody else escaped."-King Bumi
"I didn't know what or when, but I knew I'd know it when I knew it."-King Bumi
"Somebody's a little light on his feet. What's your fighting name? The Fancy Dancer?"-Toph
"Even though I was born blind, I've never had a problem seeing. I see with earth-bending. It's... kinda like seeing with my feet. I feel the vibrations in the earth, and I can see where everything is. You, that tree, even those ants."-Toph
"Harsh words won't solve problems. Action will."-Aang
"I only took their side 'cause they fed me."-Sokka
"Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I'd miss the taste of mud so much."-Toph
"I know sometimes it hurts more to hope, and it hurt more to care. But you have to promise me you won't stop caring."-Katara
"Some unlucky soul has an incomplete pi-sho set."-Master Yuu
"O great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you."-Sokka (holding up Momo)
"While it is always best to believe in one's self, a little help from others can be a great blessing."-(Uncle) Iroh
"Don't you know fans just make flames stronger?"-Azula
"I think your feet need their eyes checked."-Katara
"Please tell me you're here because the Fire Lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down."-Sokka
"Oh, well. Victory is boring."-Mai
"Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights."-(Uncle) Iroh
"I don't know who this June lady is, but I like her!"-Toph
"Doing nothing is a waste of time."-Zuko
"Only justice will bring peace."-(Avatar) Kyoshi
"I knew I shouldn't have asked Kyoshi."-Aang
"Aang, you must actively shape your own destiny, and the destiny of the world."-(Avatar) Korin
"Well, here we are. Welcome to old people camp."-King Bumi
"There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."-Mai
"I thought my life was boring in the Fire Nation, but this place is unbearably bleak. Nothing ever happens."-Mai
"Everyone into the hole!"-Sokka
"Hold on! It's too dangerous! Haven't you heard the song?"-random Fire Nation soldier
"Love is brightest in the dark."-Katara
"Even if you're lost, you can't lose the love, because it's in your heart..."-Charm
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-Sokka-....
"Alright! Team Avatar is back! Air!
{screen go to Aang}
Water!
{screen shoots to Katara}
Earth!
{screen shoots next to Toph}
Fire!
{screen then shoots to Zuko}
{screen finally reaches Sokka with Suki next to him}
(Sokka hands Suki a conveniently close palm leaf fan and picks up a leaf in his left hand) Fan and Sword!"
*the top of the leaf sword flops down- perhaps symbolizing a 'sweatdrop'*
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Sokka: "In order to take out the Fire Lord- or in this case, the Melon Lord- our timing has to be perfect. First, Suki and I will draw his fire. Then, Katara and Zuko charge in with some liquidy-hot offense. And while the Melon Lord is distracted, Aang swoops in and... BAM! He delivers the final blow."
Toph: "Uhh... What about me?"
Sokka: "For now, you're the Melon Lord's forces."
Toph: "So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?"
Sokka: "What ever makes the training feel more realistic."
Toph: "Sweetness."
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Katara: "I have a surprise for everyone!"
Toph: "I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!"
(Sokka, Suki, and Zuko blink dumbly then lean closer to Katara)
Katara: "Uh... no."
(everyone goes back to eating)
Katara: "I was looking for cooking pots in the attic, and I found this."
(lets loose the scroll in her hand- a baby picture painting)
Katara: "Look at baby Zuko! Isn't he cuuute!"
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Aang: "But he's still a human being..."
Zuko: "You're going to defend him?"
Aang: "No. I agree with you. Fire Lord Ohzi is a horrible person, and the world would probably be better off without him... But there's gotta be another way."
Zuko: "Like what?"
Aang: "I dunno... Maybe we can make some big pots of glue and then I could use glue-bending to stick his arms and legs together so he can't bend anymore!"
Zuko: "Yeah! Then you could show him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again!"
Aang: "Do you really think that would work?!"
Zuko: "No!"
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Aang: "I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like."
Sokka: "Sure you can! You're the Avatar! If it's in the name of keeping balance, I'm pretty sure the Universe will forgive you."
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Sokka: "Look there's his footprints! His trail ends here."
Suki: "So... he went for a midnight swim and never came back?"
Katara: "Maybe he was captured."
Sokka: "I don't think so. There's no sign of a struggle."
Toph: "I bet he ran away again."
Sokka: "Uh-uh. He left behind his glider and Appa."
Toph: "Then what do you think happened to him, oh sleuthy-one?"
Sokka: "It's pretty obvious. Aang mysteriously disappears before an important battle; he's definitely on a Spirit World journey!"
Zuko: "But if he was, wouldn't his body still be here?"
Sokka: "Oh yeah. Forgot about that."
Katara: "Then he's gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let's split up and look for him."
*Toph zips over to Zuko and clings to his arm so tightly Zuko blushes.*
Toph: "I'm going with Zuko!"
*Needless to say, everyone stares.*
Toph: "What? Everyone else went on a life-changing fieldtrip with Zuko."
*smiles wider and clings tighter*
Toph: "Now it's my turn!"
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Sokka: "I can't believe we gave up our tickets, and now we're going through the Serpent's Pass."
Toph: "I can't believe you're still complaining about it."
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Aang: "The monks used to say that hope is just a distraction. So maybe we do need to abandon it."
Katara: "What are you talking about?"
Aang: "Hope isn't going to get us into Ba Sing Se... And it's not gonna find Appa. We need to focus on what we're doing right now, and that's getting across this pass."
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Sokka: "Judging by the looks on your faces, I'm guessing you guys didn't find Aang either."
Zuko: "No. It's like he just... disappeared."
Toph: "Hey, wait a minute. Has anyone noticed that Momo is missing too?"
Sokka: "Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"
*Sokka opens Appa's mouth and climbs in*
Sokka: "Momo! I'm coming for ya, buddy!"
Katara: "Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang."
Sokka: "That just what Appa wants you to think."
*Appa closes his mouth around Sokka*
Zuko: "Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here."
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Aang: "Wow, camping. It really feels like old times again, doesn't it?"
Zuko: "If you really want it to feel like old times, I could... uh, chase you around awhile and try to capture you."
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Katara: "Now that I know he's out there... Now that I know we can find him... I feel like I have no choice."
Aang: "Katara, you do have a choice; forgiveness."
Zuko: "That's the same as doing nothing."
Aang: "No, it's not. It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."
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Katara: "So this crazy king is your old friend Bumi?"
King Bumi: "Who you calling old?"
*shrugs*
King Bumi: "OK, I'm old."
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Aang: "Sokka, watch out! It's Sparky-Sparky-Boom Man!"
Sokka: "Ya know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit."
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Aang: "Great, you're back! What's for dinner?"
Sokka: "We've got a few options: first, round nuts and some kind of oval-shape nuts, and some rock-shaped nuts... that might just be rocks."
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Aang: "Hey, front-row seats. I wonder why no one else is sitting here?"
*a rock bigger than Sokka crashes next to Sokka himself*
Sokka: "I guess that's why."
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Katara: "This is just gonna be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?"
Sokka: "That's what I paid for."
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The Boulder: "The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl."
The Blind Bandit (Toph): "Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!"
The Boulder: "The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings."
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Shinn Fu: "Your winner, and still the champion, the Blind Bandit!"
Sokka: "Gahh! Hunh-hunh-huh... Nooo!"
Katara: "How did she do that?"
Aang: "She waited... and listened."
Shinn Fu: "To make things a little more interesting, I'm offering up this sack of gold pieces to any one who can defeat the Blind Bandit! What? No one dares to face her?"
Aang: "I will!"
Sokka: "Go, Aang! Avenge The Boulder!"
The Blind Bandit (Toph): "Do people really wanna see two little girls fighting out here?"
Crowd: "Ooooo!"
Aang: "I don't really want to fight you. I wanna talk to you."
Sokka: "Boo! No talking!"
Katara: "Don't boo at him!"
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Sokka: "I gotta admit, now I'm really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly."
Katara: "That is a big relief."
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Toph: "What are you doing here, Twinkletoes?"
Aang: "How'd ya know it was me?"
Sokka: "Don't answer to Twinkletoes, it's not manly!"
Katara: "You're the one who's bag matches his belt."
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Aang: "Then why stay here where you're not happy?"
Toph: "They're my parents. Where else am I supposed to go?"
Aang: "You could come with us."
Toph: "Yeah... You guys get to go wherever you want, no one telling you what to do... That's the life. It's just not my life."
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*Sokka picks up a dagger stabbing through a note*
Sokka: "Who ever took Aang and Toph left this."
Katara (reading the note): "If you wanna see your daughter again, bring five hundred gold pieces to the arena... It's signed Shinn Fu and The Boulder."
Sokka: "I can't believe it. I have The Boulder's AUTOGRAPH!"
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Toph: "You think you're so tough! Why don't you come up here so I can smack that grin off your face!"
Shinn Fu: "I'm not smiling."
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Toph: "I beat you all before, and I'll do it again!"
The Boulder: "The Boulder takes issue with that comment."
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Sokka: "Aang, this feuding tribe stuff is serious business. Are you sure it's a good idea getting involved in this?"
Aang: "To tell the truth... I'm not sure. But when have I ever been?"
Katara: "He's the Avatar, Sokka. Making peace between people is his job."
Sokka (nods toward the giant canyon): "His job's gonna make us cross this whole thing on foot, isn't it?"
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Sokka: "We gotta help him!"
(throws his boomerang at the canyon crawler trying to eat their canyon guide. The boomerang bounces off the crawler's head and he starts to attack Sokka)
Sokka: "OK! Now we gotta help me!"
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Canyon Guide: "The job's much more than bending, kid. Folks want information. Many of you are probably wondering how canyons are formed. Experts tell us this canyon was most likely carved into the ground by earth spirits who were angry at local farmers for not offering them a proper sacrifice."
*a small rockslide falls over them, but is earth-bended away by the guide*
Canyon Guide: "Heheh. Guess the spirits are still angry. Hope you all brought some sacrifices."
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Iroh: "It's nice to see old friends."
Zuko: "Too bad you don't have any old friends that don't want to attack you."
Iroh (as if considering the thought): "Old friends that don't want to attack me..."
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Katara: "What is that?"
Sokka (still high on cactus juice): "It's a giant... mushroom. Maybe it's friendly!"
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Sokka: (breathes deeply in, then deeply out) "I think my mind is starting to clear out the cactus juice."
*finds some sort of goop on the cave wall next to him*
Sokka: "And look!"
*shoves some of the goops into his (and Momo's) mouth- only to quickly spit it out and make gagging noises*
Sokka: "Tastes like rotten penguin meat! Uooohh... I feel woozy."
Katara: "You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!"
Sokka: "I have a natural curiousity."
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Sokka: "You're doing great! Just follow the sound of my voice!"
Toph: "It's kinda hard to ignore."
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Sokka: "Suki! You know about giant sea monsters, make it go away!"
Suki: "Just because I live near the Oonagi doesn't mean I'm an expert!"
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Toph: (falls into the sea) "Help! I can't swim!"
Sokka: "I'm comin', Toph!"
(Sokka gets ready to jump in and save her, but Suki beats him to it)
Toph: "Help! Oh, Sokka, you saved me!" (kisses who she thinks is Sokka on the cheek) "Mmmwa!"
Suki: "Actually, it's me."
Toph: "Oh... Well... heh heh... You can go ahead and let me drown now."
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Katara: "You've got a little dirt on your... everywhere, actually."
Toph: "You call it dirt, I call it a healthy coating of earth."
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Katara: "You know what we need... A girl's day out!"
Toph: "Do I have to?"
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Zuko: "You're so beautiful when you hate the world."
Mai: "I don't hate you."
Zuko: "I don't hate you too."
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Toph: "There's something coming toward us!"
Aang: "What is it?"
Toph: "It feels like an avalanche, but also not an avalanche."
Sokka: "Your powers of perception are frightning."
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Katara: "This is humiliating."
Sokka: "Do you mean getting thoroughly spanked by the Fire Nation or having to walk all the way to the Western Air Temple?"
Katara: "Both."
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The Duke: "I miss Pipsqueak."
Sokka: "I miss not having blisters on my feet."
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(whats-his-face... the wheelchaired glider boy): "I'll race you, Duke."
The Duke: "I told you, it's The Duke!"
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Aang: "You're insane, aren't you?"
Old Healer: "That's riiiight!"
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Sokka: "Who are you?"
Lead singing nomad (aka hippie): "I'm Charm, and this is my wife Lily. We're nomads, happy to go wherever the wind takes us."
Aang: "You guys are nomads? That's great! I'm a nomad!"
Charm: "Hey, me too."
Aang: "I know. You just said that."
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Charm: "Hey, hey! River people."
Katara: "We're not river people."
Charm: "You're not? Then kind of people are you?"
Aang: "Just... people."
Charm: "Aren't we all, brother."
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Aang: "Hey, Sokka! You should hear some of these stories. These guys have been everywhere."
Charm: "Well, not everywhere, little Arrow-Head, but where haven't been, we've heard about through stories and songs."
Aang: "They said they'd take us to see a giant night-crawler."
Fat hippie guy in pink (later known to be Moku): "On the way, there's a giant waterfall that creates a never-ending rainbow."
Sokka: "Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara is busy, I guess it's up to me... We need to get to Omashu. No sidetracks, no worms, and definitely no rainbows."
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Katara: "Is this real or a legend?"
Charm: "Oh, it's a real legend."
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Iroh: "Where are we going to go? We're enemies of the Earth Kingdom and fugitives from the Fire Nation."
Zuko: "If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed."
Iroh: "But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula."
(they both nod in decision)
Zuko: "Earth Kindom it is."
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Sokka: "Please tell me you're here because the Fire Lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down."
Aang: "He wasn't home. No one was. The entire palace city is abandoned."
Sokka: "They knew."
Aang: "It's over. the Fire Lord is probably long gone, far away on some remote island where he'll be safe during the eclipse."
Sokka: "No. My instincts tell me he wouldn't go too far. He would have secret bunker. Somewhere he could go and be safe during a siege, but still be close enough to lead his nation."
Toph: "If it's a underground secret bunker we're looking for, I'm just the girl to find it."
Sokka:
Aang:
Katara:
Hakoda:
Sokka:
Aang:
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Toph: "Who's Zuko?"
Sokka: "Oh, just some angry freak with a pony-tail who's tracked us all over the world."
Katara: "What's wrong with pony-tails, Pony-tail?"
Sokka: "This is a warrior's wolf-tail."
Katara: "Well, it certainly tells other warriors that you're fun and perky!"
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Katara: "It's those three girls from Omashu!"
Toph: "We can take 'em! Three on three!"
Sokka: "Actually, Toph, there's four of us."
Toph: "Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't count you... y'know, no bending and all."
Sokka: "I can still fight!"
Toph: "OK, three on three plus Sokka."
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Sokka: "Oh no, the sun is rising... We've been up all night with no sleep!"
Aang: "Sokka, we'll be okay."
Sokka: "Are you sure?! I've never not slept before! What if I fell asleep now and something happens?! And something always happens!"
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Mai: "Wads of wet fur. How delightful."
Ty Lee: "Hm... they're not wads, they're more like bundles, or bunches? It's got an 'uh' sound..."
Mai: "Clumps?"
Ty Lee: "Clumps! They're clumps!"
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Aang: "Alright, you've caught up with me. Now who are you and what do you want?"
Azula: "You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblence? Here's a hint."
Azula (covers her left eye and deepens her voice): "I must find the Avatar to restore my honor."
*Aang just stares, albeit sleepily*
Azula: "It's ok. You can laugh. It's funny."
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Azula: "Do you really want to fight me?"
Zuko: "Yes, I really do."
Aang: "Zuko!"
Azula: "I was wondering when you'd show up, Zu-zu."
Aang: (snickers) "Zu-zu?"
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Zuko: "Azula did this to you. It was surprise attack."
(Uncle) Iroh: "Somehow, that's not so surprising."
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Zuko: "So, Uncle, I've been thinking. It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a
(Uncle) Iroh: "No
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Zuko: "It smells like old lady in here."
Mai: "Gee, I wonder why."
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Zuko: "Here, this is for you."
Mai: "Why would I want that?"
Zuko: "I saw it and thought it was pretty. Don't girls like stuff like this?"
Mai: "Uhhk, maybe stupid girls."
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Ty Lee: "Oooh, I love this seashell bedspread."
Mai: "Are you serious? It looks like the beach threw up all over it."
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Katara:
Zuko: "June."
Sokka:
Suki: "Mole? Her skin is flawless."
Sokka: "No, she has this giant mole creature she rides around on."
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Katara: "Pakku."
*Katara does the Water Tribe bow*
Pakku: "It is respectful to bow to an old master, but how about a hug... for your new grandfather."
*Sokka makes some sort of suprised squeaking noise*
Katara: "That's so exciting! You and Gran-Gran must be so happy to have found each other again."
Pakku: "I made her a new betrothal necklace and everything."
*Sokka zips over to Pakku and gives him a hug that invades his personal space big time*
Sokka: "Welcome to the family, Gramp-Gramp!"
Pakku: "You can still just call me Pakku."
Sokka: "How about... Grampakku?"
Pakku: "No."
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Suki: "So wait, how do you all know each other?"
Bumi: "All old people know each other. Don't you know that?"
Pi-An-Dou: "We're all part of the same ancient secret society. A group that transcends the divisions of the Four Nations."
Zuko: "The Order of The White Lotus."
Bumi: (pops up to add his two cents) "That's the one!"
Jung Jun: "The White Lotus has always been about philosophy, and beauty, and truth!"
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Mai: "There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place."
Mai's Mum: "Mai, your father was appointed governer. We're like royalty here. Be happy, and enjoy it."
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Ty Lee: "My aura has never been pinker!"
Azula: "I'll take your word for it."
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Lou or Lee:
Lee or Lou:
Lou AND Lee (together):
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Ty Lee: (pointing at a painting) "Who are these two beautiful women?"
Lou or Lee: "Can't you tell?"
Lou (at the same time as Lee): "It's Lou and me!"
Lee (at the same time as Lou): "It's Lee and me!"
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Lou or Lee: "We know you're upset that you were forced to come here this weekend. But Ember Island is a magical place. Keep an open mind."
Lee or Lou: "Give it a chance."
Lou AND Lee (together): "And it can help you understand yourselves and each other."
Lou or Lee: "The beach has a special way..."
Lee or Lou: "Of smoothing even the most ragged edges."
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Lou or Lee:
Lee or Lou:
Lou AND Lee (together):
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Toph: "Aang! I know swimming is fun and all, but do you really think you should be exposing yourself like that? Cover up."
Aang: "What? I'm wearing trunks!"
Toph: "I know! It's your tattoos I'm worried about!"
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*Azula spots some peole playing volleyball on the beach, then decides that she will play- and makes Zuko, Mai, and Ty Lee play too, of course*
Azula: (in the team huddle) "See that girl with the silly pig-tails? When she runs toward the ball, there is just the
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Zuko: "No one can make tea like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear Uncle's favorite tea joke?"
Katara: "Sure."
Aang: "I like jokes."
Toph: "Bring it."
Zuko: "Ok, well I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is: 'Leaf me alone! I'm bushed!'"
*long silence while everyone stares at Zuko*
Zuko: "Well, it's funnier when Uncle tells it."
Katara: "Right. Maybe that's because he remembers the whole thing."
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Sokka: "How far are we from the tunnel?"
Charm: "Actually, it's not just one tunnel. The lovers didn't want anyone to find out about their love, so they built a whole labyrinth."
Sokka: "Labyrinth?!"
Charm: "A' sure we'll figure it out."
Lily: "All you need to do is trust in love, according to curse."
Sokka: "Grrah! Cu-urse?!"
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Sokka: "What exactly is this curse?"
Charm: "The curse says that only those that trust in love can make it through the caves. Otherwise, you'll be trapped in them forever."
Lily: "And die."
Charm: "Oh yeah, and die. Hey-ey... I just remembered the rest of that song!"
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Moku: "Aw, great! Your plans have led us to another dead-end!"
Sokka: "At least I'm thinking of ideas, and trying to get us out of here, Moku!"
Charm: "Wait a minute, we're thinking of ideas? 'Cause I've had an idea about an hour now."
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Aang: "What about Sokka?"
*Sokka breaks his way into the scene*
Katara: "Sokka!"
Sokka: "How did you guys get out?"
Aang: "Just like the legend says, we let love lead the way."
Sokka: "Really? We let huge, ferocious beasts lead our way."
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