Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Batman Beyond Quotes

Batman Beyond Quotes...
""-Terry (the next generation Batman)
""-Batman (Terry)
"This... is... unbearably cool."-Batman (Terry)
"Good bat-dog." - Terry (the next generation Batman)
"So Nelson expects me to drop everything and go out with him tonight, as if I don't have a life. What do you think I should wear?"-(Red-haired cheerleader the 'Earth Mover' episode. Her name was never mentioned. We'll probably never know. But, really, how much do you care?)
"If I spent as much time studying as I do practicing my cheers, I'd actually have an education by now."-Jackie
"You saying you memorized the multiplication tables? What for?"-Dana
"I can't concentrate. I get nervous when kids are too quiet."-Jackie's "Dad"
"Hey, we can't all be Batman."-Terry (the next generation Batman)
"None of the Robins ever complained."-Bruce Wayne
"The power's off in some parts of town, and you know what that's gonna lead to."-Bruce Wayne
"Terry, it's only the suit that's out of commission... not Batman."-Bruce Wayne
"To feel the love you never get in the real world... it's no surprise that addiction follows so quickly."-Spellbinder
"Hey, at least you don't have to wear tights."-Terry (the next generation Batman)
"How does someone fail 'Family Studies'?"-Bruce Wayne
"Was that Batman? Dumpster-diving?"-Garbage Man
"I hope that computer of yours can't smell."-Batman (Terry)
"I don't cheat death, I master it."-Raj A'Gaul
Dana: "You're cheating."
Terry: "Am not."
Dana: "You have to be cheating. There's no way you could know something like that without a calculater."
Terry: "People used to."
Dana: "You saying you memorized the multiplication tables? What for?"
(Jackie's "Dad"): "Jackie? Sorry to interupt the homework, but I'm trying to work on my expansion plans and I can't concentrate."
Jackie: "We're being as quiet as we can."
(Jackie's "Dad"): "That's why I can't concentrate. I get nervous when kids are too quiet."
(new proto-type hover car goes over the heads of Joker gang members on motorcycles)
Test Pilot A: "Heheheh. First thing they're going to do when they get back to Gotham is tell all their buds the martians are coming."
Test Pilot B: "Second thing; First they gotta get their pants clean."
Scab (Lead Joker): "You know why the Jokers come all the way out here to do our initiations?"
*Lee (Joker Intitiate) shakes his head*
Lead Joker's sidekick: "So no one can hear you scream."
Dana: "Doesn't look so bad from up here."
Terry: "What?
Dana: "The city. Kinda reminds me of the Milky Way."
Terry: "Yeah, the Milky Way, but with psychopaths."
Miller (Security Guard): "This is Miller. Sector 1 clear."
The guy Miller was talking to through headset: "How are those new men we sent you?"
Miller (Security Guard): "Feels like we're stepping on each other. No one's causing trouble here tonight. Miller out."
(Once said, the sabator (Inque) shows her "face")
(Bruce Wayne enters Power's office)
Powers: "Come in, Bruce. What a pleasant surprise. How've you been holding up?"
Bruce Wayne: "With a cane."
(small silent pause)
Powers: "Aheheh, very clever."
(Nelson shows the his quality of sportsmanship of the game he's in by excessively SLAMMING his smaller opponent into the clear re-enforced... plastic? wall, landing him right in front of where Terry and Dana are sitting. The ass then winks at Dana.)
Dana: "Huah. Is it wrong for me to root for the other team?"
Terry: "Not under the circumstances."
Batman (Terry): "Wahooo!"
Wayne: "Would you mind not doing that?"
Batman (Terry): "Sorry."
Powers: "Who... are you?!"
Batman (Terry): "You really wanna know?"
Powers: "Yes!"
Batman (Terry): "You killed my Father."
Powers: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
Terry: "I gotta get to class. It's Family Studies, and I'm failing."
Bruce Wayne: "How does someone fail 'Family Studies'?"
Garbage Man #1: "Was that Batman? Dumpster-diving?"
Garbage Man #2: *shrugs* "A fella's gotta eat."
Bruce Wayne: "Then you better get going. The power's off in some parts of town, and you know what that's gonna lead to."
Batman (Terry): "How 'bout giving these stars in front of my eyes a chance to go away?"
Bruce Wayne: "McGinness."
Batman (Terry): (sigh) "Right away, boss."
Bruce Wayne: "So stop them."
Batman (Terry): "Easy for you to say."
Scab: "I'm not giving this up! For once in my life, I've got some real power."
Batman (Terry): "You never had any with the Jokers?"
Scab: "Don't make me laugh. They were just a crutch!"
Batman (Terry): "So is this ship."
Scab: "Yeah, but it's a crutch with muscle."
Terry: "Your whole family lives here?"
Max: ""Whole family" is just me and my sister, most of the time. The folks slipt up when I was a kid, and Mom's on the road a lot for work. I guess you and I both have our secrets. 'Cept, mine seems kind of pathetic right now."
Terry: "Hey, at least you don't have to wear tights."
Batman (Terry): "I can't believe I got her involved in this."
Bruce Wayne: "Now you sound like Batman."
Batman (Terry): "What?"
Bruce Wayne: "I've been right where you are. More times than I care to count. And like you said, there's no way you could have stopped her."
Batman (Terry): "There's Donny. I'll feel better once I wringe Spellbinder's location out of his face."
Bruce Wayne: "Or you could cool your jets, and just tail him."
Batman (Terry): "Oh. Yeah, I guess that's a good idea, too."
Bruce Wayne: "I should have known you'd cheat death again, Raj."
Raj A'Gaul: "I don't cheat death, I master it."
Batman (Terry): "Lady, that is the sickest thing I've ever seen. You're creepin' me out!"
Bruce Wayne: "You? She kissed me."
Rebirth (Part 1)
Rebirth (Part 2)
Black Out
Dead Man's Hand
The Winning Edge
Disappearing Inque
A Touch of Curaré
Earth Mover
Lost Soul
Hidden Agenda
Once Burned
Hooked Up
Mind Games
Terry's Friend Dates A Robot
Final Cut
The Last Resort
Sneak Peak
The Eggbaby
April Moon
Sentries of the Last Cosmos
Where's Terry?
Ace in the Hole
King's Ransom
Big Time
Out of the Past
Speak No Evil
The Call (Part 1)
The Call (Part 2)
Curse of Kobra (Part 1)
Curse of Kobra (Part 2)
* Batman Beyond the Movie: Return of The Joker
* Epilogue

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