"Screw this! I don't want rabies."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Oh, boy. I haven't eaten in a full five seconds! Well, time for lunch!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Dammit, Serena! You failed again! You know, every time you fail, I lose a dollar of my paycheck."-Miss Haruna
"Maybe I can burn this paper when I get home."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Man, what a body. I wonder how many times she throws up a day?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"I'm so depressed! I know what I'll do; I'm gonna go home, eat my weight in doughnuts, throw them up, and eat them up again."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Moother! You can't do this to me! I got nowhere else to go!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Good thing we had that teleporter installed in the backyard."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Holy s***, you can make gold come out of your butt?!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Well, that was strange. Go, my zombies!"-Molly's Mom monster
"I am Tuxedo Mask. With this rose, I do declare, this is a haiku."-Darien (Tuxedo Mask)
"Who's stupid now, Molly? Huh? Who's stupid now?! And now for a quick nap."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Gawd, is she snoring, or trying to throw up her lunch?"-random friend
"Wow, I love this job. They're all sleeping!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Serena... Do you ever think before you talk?"-Luna
"Oh, God, glass! Oh, I'm fine."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Freaking heels!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Quick, Serena, while we're floating in mid-air! Transform!"-Luna
"Riiight... Well, I'm out of here."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This is the fourth time this week I'm gonna be late... and it's only Tuesday!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hey, careful! I don't have any brain cells left."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"It's alright. I'm just dead inside, and it's all your fault."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Look at all those completely normal-looking people out there!"-Molly
"Wow, those guys are either really smelly, or they're taking some really awesome drug. And I wanna try!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Well, that was anti-climactic."- shower-lurking Negamonster-of-the-Day
"It never gets old, waking up in a random place with comatose bodies all around me."-Molly
"So long as you're not a blatant f*cking homosexual this time, because that last effort was absolutely abysmal."-Queen Beryl
"So how will you fail this time?"-Queen Beryl
"I will use something the humans call 'a computer', where they view things like YouTube and Facebook, and... PornoTube."-Jedite
"Is that those things Jesus did? Like with the bread and fish? Is Jesus gonna come, is he gonna make food?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"What the f*ck do I care about geography? All the bad guys attack Japan anyway, it's not like I'm going anywhere."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"She might be from the Negaverse. Or I could be completely wrong... but I'm running Window Vista, so I have to be right."-Moon Intelligence System
"I'm still fat from the other episode."-unnamed fat friend
"You realize you're only here to make us skinny and good-looking by comparison?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hear that, Melvin? That's the bell. It means it's time for you to drop dead."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Wow, the rumors were true! You are a complete nerd!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That sounds like an inter-species relation."-Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury)
"I'm gonna smile, and pretend I know what that means."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That's one of those things you think, but don't actually say."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Here we go; We need to go north, east, north, south-west, east-north. So, uh... that way."-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"If you're gonna wish for something, at least wish for something that will help us!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Bulimia; zero the calories, twice the flavor!"-Serena/Sailor Moon (this was said in the Sailor Says section, so it could be either)
"Piggies! I smell bacon!"-Serena/Sailor Moon
"Why did you disguise yourself right in front of the bad guy, where she can blatantly see you doing it?"-Luna
"This show makes no sense!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Ooh, Sailor V goes to Hollywood! Can I borrow this Sailor V comic? I love Sailor V. She's Sailor-tastic!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Sorry, were you talking again?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"What the f*** is this, huh?! This is the second scene to the episode... We're usually the opening skit!"-Queen Beryl
"i r super strong!"-Jedite
"I love the screams of children!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I'm pretending this horsie is Tuxedo Mask!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This is no time to be fantasizing about a boy that you never talk to."-Luna
"Sit down and shut up."-Luna
"You wanna have fun, huh? Well, so do I. But instead my life is a miserable pit of despair! But you don't see me complaining!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Holy crap. Quick, Rei, use your voice to scare it away!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"All of our animals are magical robots."-Neverland Princess
"I think this woman is evil... And not the good kind."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Let's split up. Serena, go with Rei, and I'll go with the nerd. K, bye."-Luna
"She's too nice! I don't like it!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"He's not a furrie! Don't pressure him!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Stop ruining other people's joy!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Hey... I get it. That's actually funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ah, God, it hurts to laugh!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"God, it hurts to laugh!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"The rose stopped the planes?! Plot hole!"- said by Sailor Moon, Mars, and maybe Mercury together
"Jesus on toast! Just do it already!"-Queen Beryl
"You know my mom had her tubes tied after me, so she would never make a mistake like me again. I mean, hell, I have a Boston accent in Japan!"-Molly
"My flowing hair obviously shows that I am better than you."-Nephlite
"Sorry about breaking your wrist, but believe me when I say it was worth it."-Nephlite
"Oh, you're going to save her, or someone's going to need some plastic surgery... And it isn't Micheal Jackson!"-Luna
"Oh, God! The beautiful nature! It burns with the fire of a thousand suns!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Why the hell are we outside? I wanna go shopping."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Even though I've never met you before, I'm gonna tell you about my sorrows."-Mr. Baxster
"I'm going to have an exastenchal moment in the middle of the street."-Luna
"Darien?! What are you doing touching my pussy?!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Oooh! His 80s jogging uniform sets a fire in my soul!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Everything is ruled by the stars. The movement of the stars rules everything. The ruling of everything is by the stars. Those stars, they rule. Oh, I feel it, Mr. Baxster. You've reached your energy peak. Rule me, baby... by the stars."-Nephlite
"Aw! Bitch, when I say you jump, you jump!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"They came to my temple, where I accidentally nearly murdered that fat bitch. Ya know, that one where everyone was disappearing? But don't worry, that doesn't happen anymore."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I study ways to sacrifice all our patrons to Satan."-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"He's into fulfilling the black pit of with the screams of sacrificial lambs?"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"I'm so mad... but I'm not gonna actually do anything about it."-Mr. Baxster
"Oh, God. This plot was killing me."-Nephlite
"Ohhh! Those nuts are mine!"-Random construction worker covered by biting squirrels
"F**king pokemon."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This Peter Phile! He goes to Rei's all-girls school... Amy, let's go stalk him!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"I love nerds!"-Molly
"Catholic girls taste better!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Good thing I brought my mega lens tocature this serene sunset. What a perfect shot. Though maybe leaning precariously on the edge of a cliff with a fifty pound camera lens is not such a good- oh, shit!"-Peter Phile
"Hey, kid. Is that lens compensating for something?"-Nephlite
"What the f**k is up with your shoulders?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Just shut up and kill me!"-camera Negamonster-of-the-Day
"No, this small rabbit just appeared by my head!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Why did you do that in the middle of the living room?"-Luna
(reading a kidnapping note) "'Bring us your crystal, or we'll kill the chick with the annoying voice.' That could be anyone on this show!"-Nephlite
"Dark Crystal! I command you to show me the crystals one at a time throughout the next seven episodes!"-Zoisite
"Listen, Zoisite, I want to commend you on your retrieval of the first crystal. But don't get a big head. There are six more and you're doomed for failure. It's the fate of being a bad guy, you see. Just a... plot element, ya know."-Queen Beryl
"Now, crystal, show me the next target! A priest? Are we allowed to do this? I don't want the Vatican comin' after us or something."-Zoisite
"See, Molly? You just don't learn. Melvin and I come over and you give us something to drink, but no goddamn cookies again! I mean, seriously, all your manners go out the window when you get depressed. I get it. Your boyfriend died. Get over it!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"According to Wikipedia, the Negaverse is after the seven Pride Crystals for the next six episodes."-Luna
"No, it gives them less energy, they're on an energy diet. Of course it gives them more energy!"-Luna
"Over a millenia ago, the Moon Kingdom was under attack by the evil Negaverse. And then some stuff happened, and shit blew up, and you all went into these little bubbles. And blah, blah, blah-"(those blahs go on for a while, so let's stop there)-Luna
"No matter how smart I am, I'm still the most useless one here."-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"Am I the only one who thinks it's weird we take orders from a talking cat?"-Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter)
"Oh, God! She's sooo boring! It makes me wanna claw out my face, just so I know I'm still alive!"-Rei (Sailor Mars)
"Only now are the warriors being reborn- which is terribly convenient, if you ask me."-Luna
"I think you were falsely labeled as the smartest scout."-Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter)
"Excuse me. Oh, you're a priest! Uh... Nah, too easy."-Molly
"Jesus, space cats are creepy."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"As much as I find Molly a liability, you really should help her."-Luna
"Thank God for plot holes!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"How can it be so hard to find a floating orange crystal, dammit!"-Zoisite
"I'm Bobo the Boxing Jehovah's Witness."-unnamed priest
"Lita! God, never heard of public transportation?"-Luna
"Finders, keepers! I'm keeping this locket that he dropped. Totally my property now."-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"This show is so f**ked up."-Luna
"Screw you(!)"-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"I love tequila, but it sure hates me."-Chad
"I love when hobos sleep on my steps."-Rei's Grandpa
"The fact that I'm showing up within the first 30 seconds of this episode proves that I'm not going to succeed, even though all the odds are in my favor."-Zoisite
"So, old man, you think you can stop me? Well, fine. While I wait for you to weaken, I'll go do something no one would expect- chase after some pussy!"-Zoisite
"Well, that was just pointless and weird."-Luna
"Oh God, you're more creepier and fatter than Serena!"-Luna
"Hey, Rei, how's the hobo-sacrificing going?"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"Tubular! Canabalism, man."-Chad
"I like making up words! Fudge-crackle snot!"-Serena (Sailor Moon)
"That's the plot hole you center in on?"-Amy (Sailor Mercury)
"God dammit, I'm always foiled!"-Zoisite
"I defy physics!"-Zoisite
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Beryl: "Curse this foul dial up. It never works!"
SMA's Jesus: "Just hit it a little!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "
Luna: "
Serena (Sailor Moon): "
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "
Luna: "
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I'm gonna call you Fluffy."
Luna: "Oh, for God's sake."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "You can read?!"
Luna: "Serena, if I can talk, of course I can read!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "You can talk?!"
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Random friend number... something: "Gawd, is she snoring, or trying to throw up her lunch?"
Random friend number something after that: "I think both."
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Luna: "This pen can disguise you into whatever you want."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh! Can I write with it?"
Luna: "No."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But it's a... pen."
Luna: "No!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Wow, I love this job. They're all sleeping!"
Luna: "Serena... Do you ever think before you talk?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"
Jedite: "Lots of pretty words, Miss Moon. But is that all they are... pretty words?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Riiight... Well, I'm out of here."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hey, careful! I don't have any brain cells left."
Molly: "What brain cells?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "The ones in my brain, duhh!"
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Luna: "Are you mad at me for not entering the contest with you?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "No... It's alright. I'm just dead inside, and it's all your fault."
Luna: "Well, right-o, then! Let's go."
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Jedite: "I have a new plan to gather energy, my queen."
Beryl: "So long as you're not a blatant f*cking homosexual this time, because that last effort was absolutely abysmal."
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Beryl: "So how will you fail this time?"
Jedite: "I will use something the humans call 'a computer', where they view things like YouTube and Facebook, and... PornoTube."
Beryl: "That sounds very interesting... especially that last one..."
Jedite: "Why? So you can download more Kelly Clarkson songs?"
Beryl: "Yeah... yeah, that's it..."
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Luna: "You reap what you sew."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I hate sewing."
Luna: "Serena, it was a proverb."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Is that those things Jesus did? Like with the bread and fish? Is Jesus gonna come, is he gonna make food?"
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Luna: "Shut up and study. You need to learn about things like geography."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What the f*ck do I care about geography? All the bad guys attack Japan anyway, it's not like I'm going anywhere."
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Moon Computer's Intelligence System: "Here's a girl I've been sta-waaatching for a while now."
Luna: "Who is this?"
Moon Computer's Intelligence System: "I dunno, but she might be from the Negaverse. Or I could be completely wrong... but I'm running Window Vista, so I have to be right."
Luna: "Well, I'm completely sold."
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Unnamed friend always refered to as "fat girl": "I'm still fat from the other episode."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah, you realize you're only here to make us skinny and good-looking by comparison?"
Melvin: "Did I hear "good-looking?""
(the school bell rings)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hear that, Melvin? That's the bell. It means it's time for you to drop dead."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hi, I'm Serena. This my cat, Luna."
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Hi, I'm Amy."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "I'm Amy!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Huh? You wanna go have a burger with me?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "No, I-"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "And parfaits too? Wow! We're gonna be great friends!"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Actually, could you point me to the library?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Huh?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "A library!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What's that?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "Those places with books."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Cooks? There's food there?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "No, books!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What's that?"
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "It's not important..."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna just likes to pretend she can talk by nibbling on my ear."
Amy (unrealized Sailor Mercury): "That sounds like an inter-species relation."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I'm gonna smile, and pretend I know what that means."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Let's go, Mercury!"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Let's clean her clock!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "See, Amy... that's one of those things you think, but don't actually say."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hey, where did you get that?"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Luna's butt."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah? There's where I got my pen. And a few other things..."
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Ok, here we go. We need to go north, east, north, south-west, east-north. So, uh... that way."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "There she is! Haa- ah. I can't move my legs."
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Oh no, I can't move either! I wish Luna were here."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "The cat? What the hell could she do? If you're gonna wish for something, at least wish for something that will help us."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh, Sailor V goes to Hollywood! Can I borrow this Sailor V comic? I love Sailor V. She's Sailor-tastic!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "No! I haven't even read that Sailor V comic yet. You can't take my Sailor V away!"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Wait... Sailor? You mean like a Sailor Scout?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Sorry, were you talking again?"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "I love the screams of children!"
Luna: "I'm ignoring that."
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "I wanna have fun."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "You wanna have fun, huh? Well, so do I. But instead my life is a miserable pit of despair! But you don't see me complaining, huh?!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Actually..."
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Hey... Serena... Doesn't he kind of look like Tuxedo Mask?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "No way! Tuxedo Mask is way too cool, and way not a pedophile like this asshole is!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "I can hear you."
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Luna: "Careful, we're hallucenating."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Wouldn't be the first time!"
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Nephlite: "I have a way to gather more energy from one person than Jedite could from a hundred."
Beryl: "Oh, really? And how is that?"
Nephlite: "
Beryl: "
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "What? I could've sworn you were a miserable only child."
Molly: "No, you're right. She's not really my big sister. You know my mom had her tubes tied after me, so she would never make a mistake like me again. I mean, hell, I have a Boston accent in Japan!"
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Moon Intelligence System: "Password?"
Luna: "Kitty is hungry."
Moon Intelligence System: "Kitty will be fed."
Luna: "Prove it."
Moon Intelligence System: "Later."
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Shut up, guys. I'm here to visit my friend, Mr. Baxster. Hello, Mr. Baxster."
Mr. Baxster: "Oh, Amy, you're lookin' fresh and supple today."
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "What?"
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Mr. Baxster: "And I see you brought your friends. Even though I've never met you before, I'm gonna tell you about my sorrows."
Rei (Sailor Mars) *thinking*: "Why does he think we care?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Look, there's the photography nerd!"
Molly: "I love nerds!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Like Melvin?"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Let's see some ID, kiddies."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Rei? What the hell? Let us in!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Paparazzi only! Too bad, loser!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Who died and made you school security?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Satan!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But you go to a Catholic school!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Catholic girls taste better!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Darien?! What are you doing touching my pussy?!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "It smells like you."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "We're still talking about the cat, right?"
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Andrew: "So, how did you and Serena meet, ay?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "They came to my temple, where I accidentally nearly murdered that fat bitch. Ya know, that one where everyone was disappearing? But don't worry, that doesn't happen anymore."
Andrew: "Oh, ay... What, uh... do you do up there, ay?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "I study ways to sacrifice all our patrons to Satan."
Andrew: "Ay...? You should talk to Darien. I think he'd be more interested."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Oooh! He's into fulfilling the black pit of with the screams of sacrificial lambs?"
Andrew: "Uh... yeah, ay."
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Zoisite: "Dark Crystal! I command you to show me the crystals one at a time throughout the next seven episodes!"
Homing Crystal: "K."
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Mystery Princess (Serena) *in Golem's voice*: "Tuxedo Mask... my precious..."
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Show me your face!"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "No!"
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Then show me your boobs!"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "Maybe later."
Darien (Tuxedo Mask): "Now, please?"
Mystery Princess (Serena): "Well, okay."
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Luna: "Yes, well, according to Wikipedia, the Negaverse is after the seven Pride Crystals for the next six episodes."
Rei (Sailor Mars): "What happened to them sucking everyone's energy?"
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter) *says semi-sarcastically*: "Maybe the crystals give them more energy?"
Luna: "No, it gives them less energy, they're on an energy diet. Of course it gives them more energy!"
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Luna: "Over a millenia ago, the Moon Kingdom was under attack by the evil Negaverse. And then some stuff happened, and shit blew up, and you all went into these little bubbles. And blah, blah, blah-"(those blahs continue until the next Luna quotation I write in her)
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "No matter how smart I am, I'm still the most useless one here."
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "Am I the only one who thinks it's weird we take orders from a talking cat?"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "Oh, God! She's sooo boring! It makes me wanna claw out my face, just so I know I'm still alive!"
Luna: "...And the seven warriors were locked in Queen Serenity's Silver Imperial Crystal. But then the Crystal blew up into these seven Rainbow Pride Crystals, for absolutely no reason. And they all flew to Earth, and only now are the warriors being reborn- which is terribly convenient, if you ask me."
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Luna: "Serena! You just transformed in front of all of them!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Thank God for plot holes!"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oooh! What are you doing, putting me down in a position like this?"
*Tuxedo Mask jumps away*
Serena (Sailor Moon): "It's ok, I'll wait."
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Luna: "Lita! God, never heard of public transportation?"
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "Huh-hurrh... Shut up!"
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Unnamed Priest: "Oh, Jesus, thank you for saving me!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What?! No way! I saved-"
SMA's Jesus: "No, no, it's cool. You're welcome!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Aw, son of a bitch."
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Luna: "Did you see that? Tuxedo Mask stole the Crystal!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Finders, keepers! I'm keeping this locket that he dropped. Totally my property now."
Luna: "This show is so f**ked up."
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Rei's Grandpa: "There's nothing wrong with me!"
Rei (Sailor Mars): "You're wearing a tablecloth!"
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Rei (Sailor Mars): "Don't instigate him! He's been acting like a... a granolabar ever since he fell off the roof!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "A what? Does that mean I can eat him?"
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Serena (Sailor Moon): "C'mon, Luna, don't be such a stougemister."
Luna: "A what?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I like making up words! Fudge-crackle snot!"
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Amy (Sailor Mercury): "The computer told me that there might be another Crystal in someone who lives here."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Isn't that the point of my wand?"
Amy (Sailor Mercury): "Sure, that's the plot hole you center in on?"
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SMA Sailor Moon Tranformations:
Moon Prism Power!
Luna: "Hey, that locket is to help you tranform into Sailor Moon. Ok, listen and repeat these words; Moon Prism Power."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Isn't that a little too cheesy?"
Luna: "Oh, bloody hell. Just say it already."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright. Moon Prism Power!"
(Serena transforms into Sailor Moon for the first time, to the song 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Woaw, what the hell was that? That felt really freaky! I don't wanna do this anymore!"
Luna: "Crap, we're screwed."
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a sexy prostitute!
Luna: "This pen can disguise you into whatever you want."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ooh! Can I write with it?"
Luna: "No."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "But it's a... pen."
Luna: "No!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright. Turn me into a sexy prostitute!"
(transforms into what was originally called "a sophisticated talent agent")
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Ohh... this isn't sexy at all..."
Luna: "Eww."
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Moon Prism Power! And make it fast!
Luna: "Quick, Serena, while we're floating in mid-air! Transform!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Moon Prism Power! And make it fast!"
(Serena's tranformation is shown at the pace if you were watching Sailor Moon on an overheated and really slow computer)
Serena (Sailor Moon): "I said fast!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a sexy teacher!
Luna: "Ok, Serena, use the Luna Pen so you can get in there."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "What should I disguise myself as? A computer?"
Luna: "Wow, Serena... Just wow."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oh, I know. Turn me into a sexy teacher!"
)O( ~*~*~*~*~ )O(
Turn me into a flight attendant!
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Alright, I'm ready to do this!"
Luna: "OK, aside from the obvious fact that this is a bus, not a plane... why did you disguise yourself right in of the bad guy, where she can blatantly see you doing it?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "It makes me feel better, ok?"
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Turn me into a sexy photographer!
Serena (Sailor Moon): "We're getting on that boat, dammit!"
Luna: "What?! Serena, no! That's for Sailor business!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Oh, please. Did you honestly think I would never abuse the pen's power? Ha! Turn me into a sexy photographer!"
Luna: "Jesus, you look like a lesbian."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "At least I'm a sexy lesbian!"
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Turn me into Princess Peach! Oh, with big boobs!
Luna: "Why did you do that in the middle of the living room?"
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SMA Sailor Moon Moves & Attacks:
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Moon... Tiara-- Vaporize!
Luna: "Serena, weren't you supposed to say "Moon Tiara Magic"?"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Yeah, but apparently American children are too stupid to notice."
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Tiara, use your Lesbian Trapper!
Luna: "How the **** did you do that?!"
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Hell if I know. This show makes no sense!"
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New Stock Footage! Moon Healing Activation!
Luna: "It's not over yet. You need to turn him human again."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Luna, how do you know that?"
Luna: "I read the manga."
Lita/Leo (Sailor Jupiter): "What's a manga?"
Luna: "Serena, take this."
Serena (Sailor Moon): "Man, it's been over twenty episodes, and I still can't get over the fact that this stuff is coming out of your a-"
Luna: "Shut up! Say "Moon Healing Activation!""
Serena (Sailor Moon): "New Stock Footage! Moon Healing Activation!"
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SMA Sailor Mercury Tranformations:
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SMA Sailor Mercury Moves & Attacks:
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SMA Sailor Mars Tranformations:
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SMA Sailor Mars Moves & Attacks:
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SMA Sailor Jupiter Tranformations:
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SMA Sailor Jupiter Moves & Attacks:
Jupiter Thunder Crash!
Sailor Jupiter: "Huh. Damn, still nothin'."
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SMA Sailor Venus Tranformations:
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SMA Sailor Venus Moves & Attacks:
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SMA Tuxedo Mask Tranformations:
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SMA Tuxedo Mask Moves & Attacks:
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P.S. A little FYI here: The Rainbow Crystals (or, the Pride Crystals, in SMA) didn't exist in the manga. They were just made up to create more episodes for the anime... Damn fillers.
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