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KuramasFoxyRose: Only the good die young.
SephsSugarBaby: Oh? So what does that make me?
KuramasFoxyRose: Decent.
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"What is going on?!" A mom as she came in to flying feathers during a sleepover.
"Geese Migration." the unanimous reply.
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(Your Character): Okay. Next up, what's up with your denial of your emotions?
Tentei: …I do not trust you with that knowledge.
AdventureQuest RPG
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Wabio: I will travel the world until all women fall in love with me! And then I shall rule the world!
«You»: Okay-- How does one thing lead to the other?
Wabio: What do you mean?
«You»: How will traveling and making every woman fall in love with you lead to you ruling the world?
Wabio: ........
Wabio: I think it just will.
AdventureQuest RPG
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"Have you ever danced on the edge? Just hold my hand and jump."

"This isn't about logic. This is about smashing your face in."-B. Mary from KOF 98

"Give a monster a match and he'll warm for a minute. Set it on fire and it will be warm for the rest of his life."-Guardian Dragon version from AdventureQuest RPG

"You slapped a 99 year old cobbler around my inn with a trout!!"-Yulgar from AdventureQuest RP Game

"I stopped obeying many of my emotions a long time ago. Humor I use, but rarely."-Tentei from AdventureQuest RP Game

"Well I just saw an undefeatable creature, and a dead man rise from the grave…ALIVE! I need more than just help, I need... therapy!"-(Your Character) from AdventureQuest RPG

"Technically, Repayment should come aft… … Y’know what? Fine."-(Your Character) from AdventureQuest RPG

"Riddles generally are questions."-Tentei from AdventureQuest RP Game

"Riddles are generally questions. I am just confusing you."-Tentei from AdventureQuest RPG

"I was gonna just warn yer to get offa me property- But I think just shootin' yer will be best!"-Jack from AdventureQuest RP Game

"A time of victory is only well-spent if it is spent preparing for the next threat."-Garavin from WarpForce RPG

"Dreams are only reality blinded by hope."-Celestra from WarpForce RPG

"Just as a hero must perform a heroic deed before he can be named as such, a villain must also do something terrible in order to earn such a title."-Book of Ages in Neopets Altador Plot

"No sword strikes as deep as the one wielded by a friend..."-Book of Ages in Neopets Altador Plot

"Physical strength, coupled with a strong sense of virtue, is often lacking in this world. One who steps forward and demonstrates both will quickly become a legend."-Book of Ages in Neopets Altador Plot

"When it comes to financial dealings, it is very easy for one's morals to slip, since greed is a very powerful and terrible desire. Those who can resist its call are greatly valued for their honesty."-Book of Ages in Neopets Altador Plot

"This peculiar situation we're in seems to have created a logical dilemma."-Finneus in Neopets Altador Plot

"The irrigation ditches near my farm have been filling up awfully quickly! If the water flow doesn't slow down, I'm going to lose my crops! FARMING DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY!"-Farmer Follies in Neopets Altador Plot
"I always knew having a mad wizard design our water distribution plant was a bad idea."-from Neopets Altador Plot

"Have you ever thought in might be unwise to derive happiness from the misfortune of others?"- from Neopets

"The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened. It's only the middle-aged who are really conscious of their limitations- that is why one should be so patient with them."-Saki [Hector Hugh Munro]

"Leason to be learnt here, DIC screwed things up but not as much as Cloverway."-Famous Cloverway Dialogue quote

"We have the best Congress that money can buy."- Will Rogers

"Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt."- Dr. Samuel Johnson

"Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality; they discourse like angels, but they live like men."- Dr. Samuel Johnson

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."- G.K. Chesterton

"When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?"-G. K. Chesterton

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."- H. L. Mencken

"It is hard to tell if a man is telling the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place."- H. L. Mencken

"Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation."- Henry Ward Beecher

"Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul."- Henry Ward Beecher

"To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while."- Josh Billings

"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment."- Jim Rohn

"We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment."- Jim Rohn

"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."- Abraham Lincoln

"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us."- Alexander Graham Bell

"If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase."- Epictetus

"Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, Only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, Only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence."- Henry Wordsworth Longfellow

"The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far from being a rare and curious phenomenon, peculiar to myself and to a few other solitary men, is the central and inevitable fact of human existence."- Thomas Wolfe

"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."- George Santayana

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."-Albert Camus

"An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather."-Washington Irving

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."-Jimmy Durante

"A gossip is a person who creates the smoke in which other people assume there's fire."-Dan Bennett

"Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire."-Pocket Crossword Puzzles

"Arson, after all, is an artificial crime... A large number of houses deserve to be burnt."-H. G. Wells

"Better a little fire that warms than a big one that burns."-John Ray

"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning."-Walter Ralegh

"From little spark may burst a mighty flame."-Dante Alighieri

"If the world is cold, make it your business to build fires."- Horace Traubel

"If you light your fire at both ends, the middle will shift for itself."- Addison

"In the coldest flint there is a hot fire."- Unknown

"Man is the animal that has made friends with the fire."- Henry Van Dyke

"No spectacle is nobler than a blaze."- Samuel Johnson

"Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."- Arnold H. Glasow

"Tact is the art of building a fire under people without making their blood boil."- Franklin P. Jones

"Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire."- Bern Williams

"The fire which warms us at a distance will burn us when near."- Unknown

"Violent fires soon burn out."- Unknown

"You can hide fire, but what of the smoke?"- Unknown

"Fire is only as dangerous as you let it be."- Unknown

"Discipline is the refining fire by which talent becomes ability."- Roy L. Smith

"Fire destroys that which feeds it."- Simone Weil

"It's a good thing the world sucks, otherwise we'd fall off."-Unknown

"God giveth and Dog taketh away."

"Never fear! I've been drinking 3 sockshakes a day and clicking on humourous internet cat pictures to get my fingers into shape! *flexes index finger*"-Dragona from Neopets

"I have two mottos when it comes to winning and losing. The first motto I can't remember and the second one is "mottos are dumb!""-Kid Hawk from Neopets

"Please. Conquering worlds is so mainstream. Real megalomaniacs conquer mountaineering records, place settings, and this concept you call "trousers.""-Mr. Insane from Neopets

"We childproofed our home but they are still getting in."

"Life is like photography. You develop from the negatives."

"Your focus becomes your reality."

"Lying is Sin, Truth is Blasphemy"

"Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone."

"I have a simple philosophy: fill what's empty."

"Specialization is for insects."

"You’re ugly when you cry."

"Don't be a drag, just be a Queen."

"Grace- Getting what you don't deserve."

"Paint the man, cut the lines."

"My heart is closed, business hours only."

"Tears only make more tears."

"An artist's hands are never clean."

"Save a seat for me in your memory."

"We all have stories."

"Welcome to my lair, mortals."

"I'm an ass, deal with it!"

"Loving you is causing me deep sickness."

"Larger than life, metaphorically."

"Fight Crime- shoot back."

)_I appreciate that clarification. I had figured it was possible for Naruto's soul to hang around inbetween rebirths._)

)_Naruto's preparing his own father for his death. How tragic._)

)_With a daily promise/deranged prayer like that hanging over his head, why the hell did Ryu decide to be a ninja?_)

" "Give them nothing boys!" Ibiki yelled as the wave of Oto-nin crested the hill. "But take from them, everything!" I realize how cliche using 300 quotes is, but it's truly a great warcry.

"Sakura is shallow, she can't see where the fox ends and Naruto begins." To be fair, that's kind of hard to tell in this story.

"Lee pulled on his usual green spandex jumpsuit… Thingy… (Is there even a proper word for what he wears?)" Several words, actually... abomnination, one-piece, a houck of phlegm marring the face of decency, are of those are good choices.

"In a world without walls or fences, what need it there for windows or gates?" - CEO of Apple

"Red is the color of firey passion and I. Am. Flaming~" -Grell Sutcliff

"Those who don't know the importance of glasses to Reapers...Should get a pay cut!"-William T. Spears

"He, he...It's been a while since I've laughed so much...To lose such an amusing man would be like losing the whole world to me...Don't you agree? Shinigami?"-Undertaker